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(Sat, 2009 Jan 24) #3867: WYCLEF JEAN (Sun, 2010 Jan 24) #4232: TUX, THE LINUX PENGUIN (Mon, 2011 Jan 24) #4597: SAFETY PIN (Tue, 2012 Jan 24) #4963: PYJAMAS IDENTIFICATION SYSTEM (Thu, 2013 Jan 24) #5328: SELF-DIAGNOSED NEUROTYPICAL (Fri, 2014 Jan 24) Jan 25 (15) #215: CALL A COP (Tue, 2000 Jan 25) #581: ASSWORLD (Thu, 2001 Jan 25) #946: AIDS DICTIONARY (Fri, 2002 Jan 25) #1311: BLAIR 2004 (Sat, 2003 Jan 25) #1676: MODERN ART (Sun, 2004 Jan 25) #2042: BEST MOVIE EVER (Tue, 2005 Jan 25) #2407: BEST PART ABOUT DRINKING (Wed, 2006 Jan 25) #2772: NOT GOING TO GUESS (Thu, 2007 Jan 25) #3137: LATTER DAY SAINTS (Fri, 2008 Jan 25) #3503: MOFO (Sun, 2009 Jan 25) #3868: TOSS-UP (Mon, 2010 Jan 25) #4233: BEAUTIFUL SILHOUETTE (Tue, 2011 Jan 25) #4598: SILVERWARE (Wed, 2012 Jan 25) #4964: JUNGLE BOOK (Fri, 2013 Jan 25) #5329: STAR WARS EPISODE VII (Sat, 2014 Jan 25) Jan 26 (15) #216: NO BULLSHIT (Wed, 2000 Jan 26) #582: HUNG AND IMPRISONED (Fri, 2001 Jan 26) #947: ALTERNATE UNIVERSE (Sat, 2002 Jan 26) #1312: RONBO'S WORLD (Sun, 2003 Jan 26) #1677: OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (Mon, 2004 Jan 26) #2043: HAPPY NEW YEAR, LOVE, GARY RIDGEWAY (Wed, 2005 Jan 26) #2408: SEE YA LATER ALLIGATOR (Thu, 2006 Jan 26) #2773: THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (Fri, 2007 Jan 26) #3138: UNITED NATIONS MESSENGER (Sat, 2008 Jan 26) #3504: MILK (Mon, 2009 Jan 26) #3869: OLIVER STONE (Tue, 2010 Jan 26) #4234: LATHE (Wed, 2011 Jan 26) #4599: AN HONEST WOMAN (Thu, 2012 Jan 26) #4965: INCANDESCENT (Sat, 2013 Jan 26) #5330: CCCP (Sun, 2014 Jan 26) Jan 27 (15) #217: DRIVEN BY A (Thu, 2000 Jan 27) #583: BIGTIME (Sat, 2001 Jan 27) #948: POLYMORPHING CAT (Sun, 2002 Jan 27) #1313: WHORE IN A BOX (Mon, 2003 Jan 27) #1678: ANDREW W.K. (Tue, 2004 Jan 27) #2044: WELSH NEED NOT APPLY (Thu, 2005 Jan 27) #2409: SPANKY THE DRAGON (Fri, 2006 Jan 27) #2774: BARELY HUMAN (Sat, 2007 Jan 27) #3139: UNIVERSAL COMBAT (Sun, 2008 Jan 27) #3505: IF THEY STILL EXISTED (Tue, 2009 Jan 27) #3870: AC-130 (Wed, 2010 Jan 27) #4235: TIGER MOM (Thu, 2011 Jan 27) #4600: A PTO QUESTION FROM ADOLF HITLER'S MOTHER (Fri, 2012 Jan 27) #4966: TOO MUCH COBBLESTONE (Sun, 2013 Jan 27) #5331: WOODY ALLEN QUOTE (Mon, 2014 Jan 27) Jan 28 (15) #218: GBHLUGAHBLGHBABH (Fri, 2000 Jan 28) #584: NICE TATTOO (Sun, 2001 Jan 28) #949: NO MEANS NO (Mon, 2002 Jan 28) #1314: A WHATASAUR (Tue, 2003 Jan 28) #1679: SCHROEDINGER'S CAT WANTS OUT OF THE BOX (Wed, 2004 Jan 28) #2045: YOUR COMPLETE ATTENTION (Fri, 2005 Jan 28) #2410: WRITE AN RFC (Sat, 2006 Jan 28) #2775: DIVINE ALLERGIES (Sun, 2007 Jan 28) #3140: TIGER REPELLANT (Mon, 2008 Jan 28) #3506: AFTER THE JUMP (Wed, 2009 Jan 28) #3871: FRAK (Thu, 2010 Jan 28) #4236: ANGRY BIRDS (Fri, 2011 Jan 28) #4601: OSHA 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(Sun, 2005 Jan 30) #2412: HAMSTER DANCE (Mon, 2006 Jan 30) #2777: KRIS KROSS (Tue, 2007 Jan 30) #3142: ASR (Wed, 2008 Jan 30) #3508: THE ORIGINAL DRUG (Fri, 2009 Jan 30) #3873: PRORATE (Sat, 2010 Jan 30) #4238: JFK CONSPIRACY (Sun, 2011 Jan 30) #4603: PINK FLOYD SUCKS (Mon, 2012 Jan 30) #4969: YIN YANG (Wed, 2013 Jan 30) #5334: SAMURAI'S PRIDE (Thu, 2014 Jan 30) Jan 31 (15) #221: I SHIT MYSELF (Mon, 2000 Jan 31) #587: GO HOME (Wed, 2001 Jan 31) #952: LOCKER (Thu, 2002 Jan 31) #1317: DEEE-LITE (Fri, 2003 Jan 31) #1682: CHICKENHAWKING (Sat, 2004 Jan 31) #2048: JIZZ WAVES (Mon, 2005 Jan 31) #2413: NOT LIKE NEVERLAND RANCH (Tue, 2006 Jan 31) #2778: NET NEUTRALITY (Wed, 2007 Jan 31) #3143: CHANGE (Thu, 2008 Jan 31) #3509: WEEKLY PODCAST (Sat, 2009 Jan 31) #3874: CATECHISM (Sun, 2010 Jan 31) #4239: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE ONION (Mon, 2011 Jan 31) #4604: ALWAYS DELICIOUS (Tue, 2012 Jan 31) #4970: BLACK OPS II (Thu, 2013 Jan 31) #5335: NECK WISH (Fri, 2014 Jan 31) Feb 1 (15) #222: HEIL (Tue, 2000 Feb 1) #588: SERIOUSLY A RIVER (Thu, 2001 Feb 1) #953: BUNNY TO EARTH (Fri, 2002 Feb 1) #1318: THE REAMING LESSON (Sat, 2003 Feb 1) #1683: CERBERUS' STORY (Sun, 2004 Feb 1) #2049: THE OL' SUGGESTION BOX (Tue, 2005 Feb 1) #2414: PORCUPINE BALLS (Wed, 2006 Feb 1) #2779: CRAPULENT (Thu, 2007 Feb 1) #3144: OLD ENOUGH (Fri, 2008 Feb 1) #3510: AMERICAN IDOL (Sun, 2009 Feb 1) #3875: FUSIFORM GYRUS (Mon, 2010 Feb 1) #4240: BAPHOMET (Tue, 2011 Feb 1) #4605: JAPANESE BLOWFISH (Wed, 2012 Feb 1) #4971: MERLIN (Fri, 2013 Feb 1) #5336: TYPICALLY NEUROTYPICAL (Sat, 2014 Feb 1) Feb 2 (15) #223: MISTLETOE (Wed, 2000 Feb 2) #589: I AM NOT AFRAID (Fri, 2001 Feb 2) #954: TOOT TOOT (Sat, 2002 Feb 2) #1319: ANOTHER VERY SPECIAL EPISODE (Sun, 2003 Feb 2) #1684: MY CHECK BOUNCED (Mon, 2004 Feb 2) #2050: POOR MICHAEL JACKSON (Wed, 2005 Feb 2) #2415: PERFECT NUMBERS (Thu, 2006 Feb 2) #2780: ORANGE MANE (Fri, 2007 Feb 2) #3145: BASKETBALL (Sat, 2008 Feb 2) #3511: UNPRECEDENTED (Mon, 2009 Feb 2) #3876: 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EFFECT (Tue, 2003 Feb 4) #1686: CRUISING (Wed, 2004 Feb 4) #2052: PROTEST (Fri, 2005 Feb 4) #2417: A FAST CAR AND OUR PUNCHING FISTS (Sat, 2006 Feb 4) #2782: FOO (Sun, 2007 Feb 4) #3147: FOREVER KNIGHT (Mon, 2008 Feb 4) #3513: PRICK JOKES (Wed, 2009 Feb 4) #3878: DONNIE (Thu, 2010 Feb 4) #4243: OVERCOME (Fri, 2011 Feb 4) #4608: GOOGLE (Sat, 2012 Feb 4) #4974: THE SOMETHING WITH ANTLERS (Mon, 2013 Feb 4) #5339: PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN (Tue, 2014 Feb 4) Feb 5 (15) #226: DRAWING THE LINE (Sat, 2000 Feb 5) #592: HI IRELAND (Mon, 2001 Feb 5) #957: OSTRICH OR NO (Tue, 2002 Feb 5) #1322: THAT WHICH MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW (Wed, 2003 Feb 5) #1687: EGG NOG (Thu, 2004 Feb 5) #2053: PROJECT RUNWAY (Sat, 2005 Feb 5) #2418: FUNNIER THAN THE DAILY SHOW (Sun, 2006 Feb 5) #2783: GAY, NOT GAY (Mon, 2007 Feb 5) #3148: RIGHTS REVOKED (Tue, 2008 Feb 5) #3514: BAILOUT (Thu, 2009 Feb 5) #3879: RACHEL MADDOW (Fri, 2010 Feb 5) #4244: SHERLOCK HOLMES (Sat, 2011 Feb 5) #4609: SOME SORT OF PHOTOCOPIER (Sun, 2012 Feb 5) #4975: VODKA (Tue, 2013 Feb 5) #5340: POMPEII (Wed, 2014 Feb 5) Feb 6 (15) #227: DRAWN BY A GIRL (Sun, 2000 Feb 6) #593: SPICE GIRLS (Tue, 2001 Feb 6) #958: FREAK OF NATURE (Wed, 2002 Feb 6) #1323: DUMB TAX (Thu, 2003 Feb 6) #1688: MY TURN (Fri, 2004 Feb 6) #2054: THE SECOND AMERICAN CIVIL WAR BEGINS AND ENDS (Sun, 2005 Feb 6) #2419: O.J., PURPLE STUFF, AND THEN SUNNY D (Mon, 2006 Feb 6) #2784: FILKIN' (Tue, 2007 Feb 6) #3149: POINT FOUR (Wed, 2008 Feb 6) #3515: BONER PART I (Fri, 2009 Feb 6) #3880: IPAD (Sat, 2010 Feb 6) #4245: KEYHOLE (Sun, 2011 Feb 6) #4610: SUPER WORLD SERIES XLVI (Mon, 2012 Feb 6) #4976: DEFECTIVE WHISTLE (Wed, 2013 Feb 6) #5341: A NEW ERA (Thu, 2014 Feb 6) Feb 7 (15) #228: GRANT YOU THREE DICKS (Mon, 2000 Feb 7) #594: A SAILBOAT HAS WANTS TOO (Wed, 2001 Feb 7) #959: REINDEER (Thu, 2002 Feb 7) #1324: WORLD SERIES OF FOOTBALL (Fri, 2003 Feb 7) #1689: FIVE SECOND RULE (Sat, 2004 Feb 7) #2055: TSUNAMI THREAT (Mon, 2005 Feb 7) #2420: WE DON'T GO TO RAVENHOLM (Tue, 2006 Feb 7) #2785: ASTRONAUT CHECKLIST (Wed, 2007 Feb 7) #3150: SNAKES ON A __________ (Thu, 2008 Feb 7) #3516: BONER PART II (Sat, 2009 Feb 7) #3881: FLESHDANCE (Sun, 2010 Feb 7) #4246: BAR OF SOAP (Mon, 2011 Feb 7) #4611: INVISIBILITY CLOAK (Tue, 2012 Feb 7) #4977: ALADDIN'S LAMP (Thu, 2013 Feb 7) #5342: WINTER OLYMPICS 2014 (Fri, 2014 Feb 7) Feb 8 (15) #229: STOMPY (Tue, 2000 Feb 8) #595: LAMEST TUTORIAL (Thu, 2001 Feb 8) #960: IT'S ATTACKING (Fri, 2002 Feb 8) #1325: GESUNDHEIT (Sat, 2003 Feb 8) #1690: NO THUMB WAR (Sun, 2004 Feb 8) #2056: ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION (Tue, 2005 Feb 8) #2421: UNILATERAL ACTION (Wed, 2006 Feb 8) #2786: THE MOMENT ARRIVES (Thu, 2007 Feb 8) #3151: OBEY (Fri, 2008 Feb 8) #3517: BONER PART III (Sun, 2009 Feb 8) #3882: 2010 (Mon, 2010 Feb 8) #4247: SEINFELD REFERENCE (Tue, 2011 Feb 8) #4612: THE MINOTAUR'S DILEMMA (Wed, 2012 Feb 8) #4978: THE SUBMARINER (Fri, 2013 Feb 8) #5343: TEARY (Sat, 2014 Feb 8) Feb 9 (15) #230: SEGREGATED CASTLE (Wed, 2000 Feb 9) #596: RAPE RAYS (Fri, 2001 Feb 9) #961: MOTHER (Sat, 2002 Feb 9) #1326: A.I. (Sun, 2003 Feb 9) #1691: FROM THE MIND OF MINOLTA (Mon, 2004 Feb 9) #2057: PINNING THE BLAME (Wed, 2005 Feb 9) #2422: MY POKER AVATAR (Thu, 2006 Feb 9) #2787: ONE LESS RAFT (Fri, 2007 Feb 9) #3152: ISIS NILE (Sat, 2008 Feb 9) #3518: THIS LOUSY MALARIA INFECTION (Mon, 2009 Feb 9) #3883: SIXTIES (Tue, 2010 Feb 9) #4248: NEURODIVERSE (Wed, 2011 Feb 9) #4613: GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE (Thu, 2012 Feb 9) #4979: THE TALE OF THE PRETZEL (Sat, 2013 Feb 9) #5344: PEPPERMILL (Sun, 2014 Feb 9) Feb 10 (15) #231: FAG ME UP (Thu, 2000 Feb 10) #597: TEN COMMANDMENTS (Sat, 2001 Feb 10) #962: HUNGRY PIG (Sun, 2002 Feb 10) #1327: PINKEYE (Mon, 2003 Feb 10) #1692: SLAC (Tue, 2004 Feb 10) #2058: PAC-MAN AND JESUS CHRIST (Thu, 2005 Feb 10) #2423: FOOD (Fri, 2006 Feb 10) #2788: I'VE TRIED TO FORGET (Sat, 2007 Feb 10) #3153: SUPREME COMMANDER (Sun, 2008 Feb 10) #3519: A REAL VOICE (Tue, 2009 Feb 10) #3884: HENRY ROLLINS (Wed, 2010 Feb 10) #4249: IN MY SLEEP (Thu, 2011 Feb 10) #4614: THE MOON OVER MINECRAFT (Fri, 2012 Feb 10) #4980: HOLIDAY DECORATIONS (Sun, 2013 Feb 10) #5345: FEEDBACK (Mon, 2014 Feb 10) Feb 11 (15) #232: STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN (Fri, 2000 Feb 11) #598: WELL I NEVER (Sun, 2001 Feb 11) #963: ME AND INVADER ZIM (Mon, 2002 Feb 11) #1328: PLEASE COME BACK (Tue, 2003 Feb 11) #1693: HER ITINERARY (Wed, 2004 Feb 11) #2059: HALO 2 (Fri, 2005 Feb 11) #2424: VICE CITY (Sat, 2006 Feb 11) #2789: HARD OF HEARING (Sun, 2007 Feb 11) #3154: MILF (Mon, 2008 Feb 11) #3520: EPONYMOUS DISEASE (Wed, 2009 Feb 11) #3885: WIENER PACKET (Thu, 2010 Feb 11) #4250: METAL (Fri, 2011 Feb 11) #4615: MODIFIED SOURCE ENGINE (Sat, 2012 Feb 11) #4981: ELEMENT PEPSIUM (Mon, 2013 Feb 11) #5346: YOU ARE UNIQUE (Tue, 2014 Feb 11) Feb 12 (15) #233: BOOM RV (Sat, 2000 Feb 12) #599: SHEET MUSIC (Mon, 2001 Feb 12) #964: PAW (Tue, 2002 Feb 12) #1329: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT (Wed, 2003 Feb 12) #1694: CLASSIFYING WOMEN (Thu, 2004 Feb 12) #2060: SUFFRAGE (Sat, 2005 Feb 12) #2425: THE HOME BACK (Sun, 2006 Feb 12) #2790: MYSPACE BULLETINS (Mon, 2007 Feb 12) #3155: LEFTY (Tue, 2008 Feb 12) #3521: WILL.I.AM (Thu, 2009 Feb 12) #3886: SHIBBOLETH (Fri, 2010 Feb 12) #4251: MATHEMAGICIAN (Sat, 2011 Feb 12) #4616: IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES (Sun, 2012 Feb 12) #4982: AXEMAN'S CREED (Tue, 2013 Feb 12) #5347: STROKING (Wed, 2014 Feb 12) Feb 13 (15) #234: THE MORE YOU KNOW (Sun, 2000 Feb 13) #600: EVERYTIME A BELL RINGS (Tue, 2001 Feb 13) #965: VAN GOGH (Wed, 2002 Feb 13) #1330: A SURPRISE FOR YOU (Thu, 2003 Feb 13) #1695: WACKO JACKO II (Fri, 2004 Feb 13) #2061: EVER SO HUMBLE (Sun, 2005 Feb 13) #2426: HE WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST (Mon, 2006 Feb 13) #2791: CAN'T HAVE THAT (Tue, 2007 Feb 13) #3156: GAPE (Wed, 2008 Feb 13) #3522: SINISTER (Fri, 2009 Feb 13) #3887: LUCY LEE'S SENTENCE (Sat, 2010 Feb 13) #4252: A COW SAYS MOO (Sun, 2011 Feb 13) #4617: TRUMAN (Mon, 2012 Feb 13) #4983: ALIENS: COLONIAL MARINES (Wed, 2013 Feb 13) #5348: THE MUSICAL (Thu, 2014 Feb 13) Feb 14 (15) #235: COCK ROBIN (Mon, 2000 Feb 14) #601: BEST DRAWING EVER (Wed, 2001 Feb 14) #966: PANZERFAUST (Thu, 2002 Feb 14) #1331: CARRY ON (Fri, 2003 Feb 14) #1696: THE TOUGHEST CATERPILLAR IN TOWN (Sat, 2004 Feb 14) #2062: DEROGATORY (Mon, 2005 Feb 14) #2427: SAKURA SENA (Tue, 2006 Feb 14) #2792: DOUBLE QUOTES (Wed, 2007 Feb 14) #3157: POONK (Thu, 2008 Feb 14) #3523: NO TAXATION WITHOUT (Sat, 2009 Feb 14) #3888: WWAPKD (Sun, 2010 Feb 14) #4253: NUNCHUCKS (Mon, 2011 Feb 14) #4618: BE MY VALENTINE (Tue, 2012 Feb 14) #4984: LENT (Thu, 2013 Feb 14) #5349: VOLUME NAMES (Fri, 2014 Feb 14) Feb 15 (15) #236: THE RESULT OF THAT UNION (Tue, 2000 Feb 15) #602: PROUD MEMBER (Thu, 2001 Feb 15) #967: REALLY OBVIOUS (Fri, 2002 Feb 15) #1332: RENEGAMER (Sat, 2003 Feb 15) #1697: COMMITTED TO THE CAUSE (Sun, 2004 Feb 15) #2063: SWING (Tue, 2005 Feb 15) #2428: ISAAC AND ISHMAEL (Wed, 2006 Feb 15) #2793: BOOZE (Thu, 2007 Feb 15) #3158: NORTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY SHOOTING (Fri, 2008 Feb 15) #3524: RINGS (Sun, 2009 Feb 15) #3889: CHANGE THE CHANNEL (Mon, 2010 Feb 15) #4254: THE GREAT OKAPI DEBATE (Tue, 2011 Feb 15) #4619: MONADS (Wed, 2012 Feb 15) #4985: PSY (Fri, 2013 Feb 15) #5350: TOO MUCH FTL (Sat, 2014 Feb 15) Feb 16 (15) #237: OVER AND OUT (Wed, 2000 Feb 16) #603: DALEK (Fri, 2001 Feb 16) #968: BELLY BUTTONS (Sat, 2002 Feb 16) #1333: SUNDIAL (Sun, 2003 Feb 16) #1698: STARING INTO THE FACE OF GOD (Mon, 2004 Feb 16) #2064: LIZ PHAIR (Wed, 2005 Feb 16) #2429: EXPLODING PRICKS (Thu, 2006 Feb 16) #2794: SHORTBUS (Fri, 2007 Feb 16) #3159: GOD HELP ME II (Sat, 2008 Feb 16) #3525: ZERO DAYS (Mon, 2009 Feb 16) #3890: DUCK AND COVER (Tue, 2010 Feb 16) #4255: KERMIT AND MISS PIGGY (Wed, 2011 Feb 16) #4620: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART ONE (Thu, 2012 Feb 16) #4986: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA REBOOT REWATCH (Sat, 2013 Feb 16) #5351: TETRAQUARK (Sun, 2014 Feb 16) Feb 17 (15) #238: PUNKY (Thu, 2000 Feb 17) #604: PECKERWOOD (Sat, 2001 Feb 17) #969: WEIGHT PROBLEM (Sun, 2002 Feb 17) #1334: TRY ME (Mon, 2003 Feb 17) #1699: SAME ACTOR WRONG CHARACTER 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OBAMA (Wed, 2008 Feb 20) #3529: SACAGAWEA (Fri, 2009 Feb 20) #3894: DUBAI ASSASSINATION (Sat, 2010 Feb 20) #4259: NEWTONIAN NEURODIVERSITY (Sun, 2011 Feb 20) #4624: MOONING (Mon, 2012 Feb 20) #4990: CONSEQUENCES OF TONGUE PIERCING (Wed, 2013 Feb 20) #5355: MEANWHILE IN BAGHDAD (Thu, 2014 Feb 20) Feb 21 (15) #242: YIN/YANK (Mon, 2000 Feb 21) #608: ME TOO (Wed, 2001 Feb 21) #973: ROLLING PIN (Thu, 2002 Feb 21) #1338: AS A HOOKER (Fri, 2003 Feb 21) #1703: BLOOD BLISTER (Sat, 2004 Feb 21) #2069: ROGER EBERT'S SIDEKICK (Mon, 2005 Feb 21) #2434: CORSETS (Tue, 2006 Feb 21) #2799: FLYING BUTTRESSES (Wed, 2007 Feb 21) #3164: TO MR. CLINTON (Thu, 2008 Feb 21) #3530: UMBRELLA (Sat, 2009 Feb 21) #3895: O, INTERNET (Sun, 2010 Feb 21) #4260: STROKE ON CAMERA (Mon, 2011 Feb 21) #4625: WELCOME TO MEXICO (Tue, 2012 Feb 21) #4991: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE UGLY DOG (Thu, 2013 Feb 21) #5356: REMEMBER NAPSTER (Fri, 2014 Feb 21) Feb 22 (15) #243: I'M A DYKE (Tue, 2000 Feb 22) #609: ALIEN RACE OF COLORED WAX (Thu, 2001 Feb 22) #974: CHOKING (Fri, 2002 Feb 22) #1339: FRIGHTENING ACRONYM (Sat, 2003 Feb 22) #1704: A HAIKU (Sun, 2004 Feb 22) #2070: THE ANCIENTS (Tue, 2005 Feb 22) #2435: ORKUT AND BRAZILIANS (Wed, 2006 Feb 22) #2800: HPV (Thu, 2007 Feb 22) #3165: TIME TRAVELLING YOU (Fri, 2008 Feb 22) #3531: 2G1C (Sun, 2009 Feb 22) #3896: CSI (Mon, 2010 Feb 22) #4261: SPINOZAN (Tue, 2011 Feb 22) #4626: THANKS NESTICLE 95 (Wed, 2012 Feb 22) #4992: SAFE WORD REPRISE (Fri, 2013 Feb 22) #5357: NIGEL THE MUTANT (Sat, 2014 Feb 22) Feb 23 (15) #244: YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE (Wed, 2000 Feb 23) #610: MY HOMETOWN (Fri, 2001 Feb 23) #975: ACHTUNG ACHTUNG (Sat, 2002 Feb 23) #1340: I HATE YOU, NEVER FORGET THAT (Sun, 2003 Feb 23) #1705: THE NIGHTMARE SCENARIO (Mon, 2004 Feb 23) #2071: FAMILY FEUD (Wed, 2005 Feb 23) #2436: AIDS FLAVORS (Thu, 2006 Feb 23) #2801: IT IS YOU KNOW (Fri, 2007 Feb 23) #3166: GIANNA MICHAELS' NEW HOME (Sat, 2008 Feb 23) #3532: THEY MIGHT BE CHILDREN (Mon, 2009 Feb 23) #3897: HARVEY FILK (Tue, 2010 Feb 23) #4262: PERIPATUS SPEAKS (Wed, 2011 Feb 23) #4627: FACE HOLES (Thu, 2012 Feb 23) #4993: EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ALIENS (Sat, 2013 Feb 23) #5358: MATURITY: A POEM (Sun, 2014 Feb 23) Feb 24 (15) #245: ARM AND HAMMER LOGO (Thu, 2000 Feb 24) #611: JACK IN THE BOX (Sat, 2001 Feb 24) #976: RAINBOW (Sun, 2002 Feb 24) #1341: JUSTICE SCALIA (Mon, 2003 Feb 24) #1706: PETER EINSTEIN NORTH (Tue, 2004 Feb 24) #2072: TURDUCKEN (Thu, 2005 Feb 24) #2437: CREAMPIE (Fri, 2006 Feb 24) #2802: HARLAN ELLISON SHORT (Sat, 2007 Feb 24) #3167: CRUSH (Sun, 2008 Feb 24) #3533: DODECAHEDRUPLETS (Tue, 2009 Feb 24) #3898: LITERALLY (Wed, 2010 Feb 24) #4263: SPOON (Thu, 2011 Feb 24) #4628: A BUM WITH PRIORITIES (Fri, 2012 Feb 24) #4994: CRYSIS ARROW (Sun, 2013 Feb 24) #5359: MOLESKIN (Mon, 2014 Feb 24) Feb 25 (15) #246: SHITTY JOB (Fri, 2000 Feb 25) #612: PRIVACY (Sun, 2001 Feb 25) #977: MR. 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BLIGE ROBOT (Tue, 2008 Apr 1) #3569: HARD BOILED EGGS (Wed, 2009 Apr 1) #3934: LIQUIDITY TRAP (Thu, 2010 Apr 1) #4299: APRIL FOOL'S DAY 2011 (Fri, 2011 Apr 1) #4665: BARSOOM (Sun, 2012 Apr 1) #5030: A MAZE OF TWISTY LITTLE PASSAGES (Mon, 2013 Apr 1) Apr 2 (14) #283: KEYSTONE (Sun, 2000 Apr 2) #648: HALF A DEAD PROSTITUTE (Mon, 2001 Apr 2) #1013: AXIS OF EVIL (Tue, 2002 Apr 2) #1378: THE FISH SAYS (Wed, 2003 Apr 2) #1744: COMPLETELY CAREFUL (Fri, 2004 Apr 2) #2109: YOU CAN'T RAPE A SLUT (Sat, 2005 Apr 2) #2474: PROPHYLACTICALLY (Sun, 2006 Apr 2) #2839: AURORA JOLIE (Mon, 2007 Apr 2) #3205: THE BUNNY OATH (Wed, 2008 Apr 2) #3570: PROBABLY NOT THE SECOND ONE (Thu, 2009 Apr 2) #3935: Q-TIPS (Fri, 2010 Apr 2) #4300: QED (Sat, 2011 Apr 2) #4666: REGRET THE ERROR (Mon, 2012 Apr 2) #5031: TIME TRAVEL JOURNEY (Tue, 2013 Apr 2) Apr 3 (14) #284: HARD TO TALK (Mon, 2000 Apr 3) #649: DNA DOESN'T LIE (Tue, 2001 Apr 3) #1014: LOVE (Wed, 2002 Apr 3) #1379: AMERICAN HISTORY X (Thu, 2003 Apr 3) #1745: JESUS: THE DAWN OF REALIZATION (Sat, 2004 Apr 3) #2110: NAME THAT SONG (Sun, 2005 Apr 3) #2475: TOWEL OR WETNAP (Mon, 2006 Apr 3) #2840: AISHA (Tue, 2007 Apr 3) #3206: CHIEF INNOVATION OFFICER (Thu, 2008 Apr 3) #3571: CLEARLY AND CONCISELY (Fri, 2009 Apr 3) #3936: CHAT ROULETTE (Sat, 2010 Apr 3) #4301: ANGALORES (Sun, 2011 Apr 3) #4667: THE HUNGER GAMES (Tue, 2012 Apr 3) #5032: AMBER WAVES (Wed, 2013 Apr 3) Apr 4 (14) #285: LET'S (Tue, 2000 Apr 4) #650: MICHAEL EISNER (Wed, 2001 Apr 4) #1015: NOT LIKE ALL THE OTHER BOYS (Thu, 2002 Apr 4) #1380: IMAC (Fri, 2003 Apr 4) #1746: WAITER (Sun, 2004 Apr 4) #2111: L.A. 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POST (Sat, 2011 Apr 9) #4673: PROTESTER CHANT (Mon, 2012 Apr 9) #5038: A MODEST PROPOSAL (Tue, 2013 Apr 9) Apr 10 (14) #291: UNBELIEVABLE TOOL (Mon, 2000 Apr 10) #656: LOVING YOU IS EASY (Tue, 2001 Apr 10) #1021: JIM HENSON (Wed, 2002 Apr 10) #1386: A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS (Thu, 2003 Apr 10) #1752: RUSSIAN DOLLS (Sat, 2004 Apr 10) #2117: UNF (Sun, 2005 Apr 10) #2482: CLASSY STAGE NAMES (Mon, 2006 Apr 10) #2847: BNF GRAMMAR (Tue, 2007 Apr 10) #3213: AN EXTRA SET (Thu, 2008 Apr 10) #3578: QUICK RECAP (Fri, 2009 Apr 10) #3943: STAYING HOME FROM WORK (Sat, 2010 Apr 10) #4308: A STRANGE THING MAKES A STRANGE CONFESSION (Sun, 2011 Apr 10) #4674: DIVISIVE II (Tue, 2012 Apr 10) #5039: BOZACK (Wed, 2013 Apr 10) Apr 11 (14) #292: CHUGGING DOWN (Tue, 2000 Apr 11) #657: BONER LAND (Wed, 2001 Apr 11) #1022: HERSHEY'S KISSES I (Thu, 2002 Apr 11) #1387: CAMELS (Fri, 2003 Apr 11) #1753: DECIMAL POINT (Sun, 2004 Apr 11) #2118: A NAP IS REQUIRED (Mon, 2005 Apr 11) #2483: LIKE A FOUNTAIN 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NEEDS (Sat, 2012 Apr 14) #5043: ROCK AND ROLL (Sun, 2013 Apr 14) Apr 15 (14) #296: MISSING KIM (Sat, 2000 Apr 15) #661: FOUR SNAPSHOTS (Sun, 2001 Apr 15) #1026: A TROOPER (Mon, 2002 Apr 15) #1391: PROTESTING THE WAR (Tue, 2003 Apr 15) #1757: ZERO TO PUNCH (Thu, 2004 Apr 15) #2122: NINE DOLLARS A WEEK (Fri, 2005 Apr 15) #2487: APRIL FOOL'S ON WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2006 Apr 15) #2852: NOTABILITY (Sun, 2007 Apr 15) #3218: VOTE OBAMA (Tue, 2008 Apr 15) #3583: PAINTING WITH A WIDE BRUSH (Wed, 2009 Apr 15) #3948: SUBMACHINE GUN (Thu, 2010 Apr 15) #4313: THE EYEGLASS EFFECT (Fri, 2011 Apr 15) #4679: POKEMON RAGE (Sun, 2012 Apr 15) #5044: MACE (Mon, 2013 Apr 15) Apr 16 (14) #297: SUBMARINE (Sun, 2000 Apr 16) #662: SWAMP (Mon, 2001 Apr 16) #1027: AFRAID OF THE FUTURE (Tue, 2002 Apr 16) #1392: THE SNEAKERS-INDIANA JONES CONNECTION (Wed, 2003 Apr 16) #1758: BURMA SHAVE (Fri, 2004 Apr 16) #2123: REASON TO BUY A TREO #329 (Sat, 2005 Apr 16) #2488: CASSINI-HUYGENS (Sun, 2006 Apr 16) #2853: FORKED 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ULTIMATE TRILOGY: LEMONS (Fri, 2013 Apr 19) Apr 20 (14) #301: OUT OF THE CELLAR (Thu, 2000 Apr 20) #666: DEFORMED HEAD (Fri, 2001 Apr 20) #1031: GODDAMN DOG (Sat, 2002 Apr 20) #1396: HAPPY EASTER (Sun, 2003 Apr 20) #1762: WORST PIANO TEACHER EVER (Tue, 2004 Apr 20) #2127: HOW DECISIONS GET MADE AT TIVO (Wed, 2005 Apr 20) #2492: SOMETHING FOR NOTHING (Thu, 2006 Apr 20) #2857: GREAT GIFT IDEA (Fri, 2007 Apr 20) #3223: IF YOU CANNOT SPEAK (Sun, 2008 Apr 20) #3588: PINK PANTHER 3 (Mon, 2009 Apr 20) #3953: SYRINGE (Tue, 2010 Apr 20) #4318: NEXT GENERATION RERUNS (Wed, 2011 Apr 20) #4684: I'M A KITTEN (Fri, 2012 Apr 20) #5049: THE ULTIMATE TRILOGY: LEPRECHAUN (Sat, 2013 Apr 20) Apr 21 (14) #302: I'M HERE FOR THE CHEESE (Fri, 2000 Apr 21) #667: DUMBEST SHOW EVER (Sat, 2001 Apr 21) #1032: CAUTIONARY TALE (Sun, 2002 Apr 21) #1397: NOT THE BEST NES GAME (Mon, 2003 Apr 21) #1763: FLEA REMINISCING ON THE SHIELD (Wed, 2004 Apr 21) #2128: HOMOSEXUAL PROMISCUITY (Thu, 2005 Apr 21) #2493: TOUCHING AND 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VS. PRINCE (Tue, 2010 Jul 20) #4409: RED BULL: THE REDUX (Wed, 2011 Jul 20) #4775: BRAZILLIONS (Fri, 2012 Jul 20) #5140: SPACE PROSTITUTE (Sat, 2013 Jul 20) Jul 21 (15) #27: POOR DEER (Wed, 1999 Jul 21) #393: FAGGOT DRAGON (Fri, 2000 Jul 21) #758: BILL THE DUH (Sat, 2001 Jul 21) #1123: BOB MARLEY (Sun, 2002 Jul 21) #1488: YOGA (Mon, 2003 Jul 21) #1854: WORD OF THE DAY (Wed, 2004 Jul 21) #2219: POOR BIANCA TRUMP (Thu, 2005 Jul 21) #2584: THE QUEEN AND HER HUSBAND (Fri, 2006 Jul 21) #2949: A NICE JUICY FART (Sat, 2007 Jul 21) #3315: INIMITABLE (Mon, 2008 Jul 21) #3680: TRANQUILITY BASE (Tue, 2009 Jul 21) #4045: VIDEO GAMES WILL NEVER BE AS WORTHY AS MOVIES (Wed, 2010 Jul 21) #4410: PADDLE (Thu, 2011 Jul 21) #4776: THE MARIMBA SPEAKS (Sat, 2012 Jul 21) #5141: POLYGAMY (Sun, 2013 Jul 21) Jul 22 (15) #28: DIARRHEA (Thu, 1999 Jul 22) #394: POLLY WANNA (Sat, 2000 Jul 22) #759: FROSTY MUG (Sun, 2001 Jul 22) #1124: PLAGIARISM (Mon, 2002 Jul 22) #1489: FEDERALISTS (Tue, 2003 Jul 22) #1855: I WISH I WISH (Thu, 2004 Jul 22) #2220: DICTION (Fri, 2005 Jul 22) #2585: ATLAS SHRUGGED (Sat, 2006 Jul 22) #2950: BATSHIT DETECTION (Sun, 2007 Jul 22) #3316: RIDGES (Tue, 2008 Jul 22) #3681: CAUSE AND EFFECT (Wed, 2009 Jul 22) #4046: LEBRON JAMES (Thu, 2010 Jul 22) #4411: CARMAGEDDON (Fri, 2011 Jul 22) #4777: FLATULENCE CHEMISTRY (Sun, 2012 Jul 22) #5142: BALLERINA (Mon, 2013 Jul 22) Jul 23 (15) #29: EGYPTIAN STORK (Fri, 1999 Jul 23) #395: NOT THE SAME PICTURE (Sun, 2000 Jul 23) #760: 16 TONS (Mon, 2001 Jul 23) #1125: UNTITLED (Tue, 2002 Jul 23) #1490: OLD SCHOOL (Wed, 2003 Jul 23) #1856: STARSHIP TROOPERS MEDLEY (Fri, 2004 Jul 23) #2221: FREE MUMIA (Sat, 2005 Jul 23) #2586: QUALITY ASSURANCE (Sun, 2006 Jul 23) #2951: TURTLENECKS (Mon, 2007 Jul 23) #3317: ANDROMEDA STRAIN (Wed, 2008 Jul 23) #3682: TRUE CONFESSIONS: MANATEE (Thu, 2009 Jul 23) #4047: NEOSTEAD 2000 (Fri, 2010 Jul 23) #4412: SUPERNOVA CANDIDATE (Sat, 2011 Jul 23) #4778: THE WIND CRIES (Mon, 2012 Jul 23) #5143: BUGS BUNNY (Tue, 2013 Jul 23) Jul 24 (15) #30: DUMPY BEAR (Sat, 1999 Jul 24) #396: IN BED (Mon, 2000 Jul 24) #761: HOMELESS (Tue, 2001 Jul 24) #1126: ZOMBIE BUNNY (Wed, 2002 Jul 24) #1491: WORST JACUZZI EVER (Thu, 2003 Jul 24) #1857: WHY DISCORDIANS MUST DIE (Sat, 2004 Jul 24) #2222: THE BEST THING ABOUT BLOGS (Sun, 2005 Jul 24) #2587: THE RAMEN WISH (Mon, 2006 Jul 24) #2952: TEHRAN (Tue, 2007 Jul 24) #3318: MAXIMUM GAME (Thu, 2008 Jul 24) #3683: FIREBALL (Fri, 2009 Jul 24) #4048: FIREHOSE (Sat, 2010 Jul 24) #4413: XML VS. 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DRE 7 (Tue, 2010 Jul 27) #4416: VERIZON GUY (Wed, 2011 Jul 27) #4782: SOLVING THE SYRIAN CRISIS (Fri, 2012 Jul 27) #5147: MUPPET SPECIES (Sat, 2013 Jul 27) Jul 28 (15) #34: NAGEL'S HABIT (Wed, 1999 Jul 28) #400: DEEP SPACE AMBASSADOR (Fri, 2000 Jul 28) #765: DON'T HATE ME (Sat, 2001 Jul 28) #1130: JOE COOL (Sun, 2002 Jul 28) #1495: FRESH AIR (Mon, 2003 Jul 28) #1861: THE FACE OF GOD (Wed, 2004 Jul 28) #2226: ODE TO ____ (Thu, 2005 Jul 28) #2591: INSPECTED BY (Fri, 2006 Jul 28) #2956: JANEANE GAROFALO (Sat, 2007 Jul 28) #3322: WIENERS (Mon, 2008 Jul 28) #3687: WELCOME TO THE FUTURE (Tue, 2009 Jul 28) #4052: PI VS. TAU (Wed, 2010 Jul 28) #4417: INSPIRE (Thu, 2011 Jul 28) #4783: CANDY CORN VS. LICORICE (Sat, 2012 Jul 28) #5148: BALLS (Sun, 2013 Jul 28) Jul 29 (15) #35: DUMPING ON IRAQ (Thu, 1999 Jul 29) #401: CROTCHABLES (Sat, 2000 Jul 29) #766: POOR BAT (Sun, 2001 Jul 29) #1131: GOOD CHRISTIANS (Mon, 2002 Jul 29) #1496: THREE QUESTIONS (Tue, 2003 Jul 29) #1862: SQUIRTYIOP (Thu, 2004 Jul 29) #2227: MAJOR STRIDES (Fri, 2005 Jul 29) #2592: PLUTO'S NEW MOONS (Sat, 2006 Jul 29) #2957: AND THEN GOD SAID (Sun, 2007 Jul 29) #3323: HOT-LINE RAPE COUNSELOR (RIGHT AWAY YOU KNOW THIS CAN'T BE GOOD) (Tue, 2008 Jul 29) #3688: THE IMPACT ON JUPITER (Wed, 2009 Jul 29) #4053: IMDB KEYWORDS (Thu, 2010 Jul 29) #4418: MORAL OBLIGATION (Fri, 2011 Jul 29) #4784: SPECULATIVE FICTION (Sun, 2012 Jul 29) #5149: ARTISTS (Mon, 2013 Jul 29) Jul 30 (15) #36: JUGGLING MY BALLS (Fri, 1999 Jul 30) #402: SPOCK (Sun, 2000 Jul 30) #767: REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER (Mon, 2001 Jul 30) #1132: THE COUNT (Tue, 2002 Jul 30) #1497: MURDER + FUCKING = MURDERFUCKING (Wed, 2003 Jul 30) #1863: THIS CAPTION MAKES NO SENSE (Fri, 2004 Jul 30) #2228: THE ROLE OF MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN AND THEIR HAIR IN CONTEMPORARY AMERICAN SOCIETY (Sat, 2005 Jul 30) #2593: MEMENTS (Sun, 2006 Jul 30) #2958: LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS (Mon, 2007 Jul 30) #3324: SO HUNGRY (Wed, 2008 Jul 30) #3689: WIKIA (Thu, 2009 Jul 30) #4054: STARCRAFT II (Fri, 2010 Jul 30) #4419: PLUTO'S FOURTH MOON (Sat, 2011 Jul 30) #4785: STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION (Mon, 2012 Jul 30) #5150: GOALKEEPER (Tue, 2013 Jul 30) Jul 31 (15) #37: MERDOG (Sat, 1999 Jul 31) #403: I LIKE NUTS (Mon, 2000 Jul 31) #768: KLINGON WEB (Tue, 2001 Jul 31) #1133: WHY DOES IT GO FROM RIGHT TO LEFT (Wed, 2002 Jul 31) #1498: TMTOWTDM (Thu, 2003 Jul 31) #1864: TRULY SHAKESPEAREAN (Sat, 2004 Jul 31) #2229: NO PAPERS (Sun, 2005 Jul 31) #2594: SEMANTIC ARGUMENTS (Mon, 2006 Jul 31) #2959: CHURCHILL 2008 (Tue, 2007 Jul 31) #3325: MPW (Thu, 2008 Jul 31) #3690: HONDURAS (Fri, 2009 Jul 31) #4055: HANGOVER BLUES (Sat, 2010 Jul 31) #4420: NOT A 1-UP (Sun, 2011 Jul 31) #4786: THE CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS (Tue, 2012 Jul 31) #5151: SEVENTH DAY ADVENTISTS (Wed, 2013 Jul 31) Aug 1 (15) #38: LIFT UP ONE LEG (Sun, 1999 Aug 1) #404: UP PERISCOPE (Tue, 2000 Aug 1) #769: STOMP (Wed, 2001 Aug 1) #1134: SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW (Thu, 2002 Aug 1) #1499: COLD SALVATION (Fri, 2003 Aug 1) #1865: THERE'S A HOLE (Sun, 2004 Aug 1) #2230: EAT UP (Mon, 2005 Aug 1) #2595: DEAR EUROPE (Tue, 2006 Aug 1) #2960: NOMIC 2.0 (Wed, 2007 Aug 1) #3326: SPANKONOMICS (Fri, 2008 Aug 1) #3691: FIST FLU (Sat, 2009 Aug 1) #4056: HEMORRHOID APPEASEMENT (Sun, 2010 Aug 1) #4421: MY FREE HAMS (Mon, 2011 Aug 1) #4787: STEAMPUNK PORNO (Wed, 2012 Aug 1) #5152: BOTTLE (Thu, 2013 Aug 1) Aug 2 (15) #39: UNICORN ROBBER (Mon, 1999 Aug 2) #405: REALLY BLOATED UP (Wed, 2000 Aug 2) #770: TOO LAZY (Thu, 2001 Aug 2) #1135: ACTUAL SIZE (Fri, 2002 Aug 2) #1500: IN THE NAME (Sat, 2003 Aug 2) #1866: THE BLOG-VAMPIRE CONNECTION (Mon, 2004 Aug 2) #2231: AND THE BIRD WAS NEVER SEEN OR HEARD FROM AGAIN (Tue, 2005 Aug 2) #2596: GROUNDED (Wed, 2006 Aug 2) #2961: AND FINALLY (Thu, 2007 Aug 2) #3327: THREE WISE MEN (Sat, 2008 Aug 2) #3692: SOCKINGTON (Sun, 2009 Aug 2) #4057: KINDLE UPDATE (Mon, 2010 Aug 2) #4422: DUCK CROSSING QUESTION (Tue, 2011 Aug 2) #4788: THE NAPKIN INCIDENT (Thu, 2012 Aug 2) #5153: PITFALL (Fri, 2013 Aug 2) Aug 3 (15) #40: BETTY BOOP'S HEAD (Tue, 1999 Aug 3) #406: KIM STORIES (Thu, 2000 Aug 3) #771: THE EGYPTIAN WAY (Fri, 2001 Aug 3) #1136: SEAQUEST DSV (Sat, 2002 Aug 3) #1501: GSR TEST (Sun, 2003 Aug 3) #1867: SKILLSET (Tue, 2004 Aug 3) #2232: PRESUMPTIVE POSITIVE (Wed, 2005 Aug 3) #2597: GANG BANG PORN (Thu, 2006 Aug 3) #2962: THE TWO COREYS (Fri, 2007 Aug 3) #3328: SURFACE CONTROLLER (Sun, 2008 Aug 3) #3693: ZOMBIE MILTON FRIEDMAN (Mon, 2009 Aug 3) #4058: TOM HANKS (Tue, 2010 Aug 3) #4423: TIME IN A BOTTLE (Wed, 2011 Aug 3) #4789: DARTH VADER (Fri, 2012 Aug 3) #5154: SEINFELD (Sat, 2013 Aug 3) Aug 4 (15) #41: PICTURE OF A DONG (Wed, 1999 Aug 4) #407: TRILOBITE (Fri, 2000 Aug 4) #772: SURREAL (Sat, 2001 Aug 4) #1137: NEW MARKETING TECHNIQUE (Sun, 2002 Aug 4) #1502: TWO WORDS (Mon, 2003 Aug 4) #1868: WOMEN AND THE VOTE (Wed, 2004 Aug 4) #2233: THE LAZIEST FONT DESIGNER EVER (Thu, 2005 Aug 4) #2598: STROGANOFF (Fri, 2006 Aug 4) #2963: ROLLING DEMO (Sat, 2007 Aug 4) #3329: THE GIVING BALLS (Mon, 2008 Aug 4) #3694: SPHERE (Tue, 2009 Aug 4) #4059: PERFECT PORN DREAM (Wed, 2010 Aug 4) #4424: CLEAR (Thu, 2011 Aug 4) #4790: PARKING METER (Sat, 2012 Aug 4) #5155: HELLO NSA (Sun, 2013 Aug 4) Aug 5 (15) #42: MERMAID'S CLAMS (Thu, 1999 Aug 5) #408: WHERE'S THE PARK RANGER (Sat, 2000 Aug 5) #773: BEAVER (Sun, 2001 Aug 5) #1138: HELLO (Mon, 2002 Aug 5) #1503: KLONDIKE BAR (Tue, 2003 Aug 5) #1869: ALEC BALDWIN SAYS (Thu, 2004 Aug 5) #2234: IT (Fri, 2005 Aug 5) #2599: DRINK OR HOARD (Sat, 2006 Aug 5) #2964: SHELL TOOLS (Sun, 2007 Aug 5) #3330: THE COUNTING SONG (Tue, 2008 Aug 5) #3695: BIRTH CERTIFICATE (Wed, 2009 Aug 5) #4060: ANAGRAMS (Thu, 2010 Aug 5) #4425: KIRK DOUGLAS (Fri, 2011 Aug 5) #4791: THE PALM TREE QUIZ (Sun, 2012 Aug 5) #5156: GEORGE TAKEI (Mon, 2013 Aug 5) Aug 6 (15) #43: TUX (Fri, 1999 Aug 6) #409: IN MY COUNTRY (Sun, 2000 Aug 6) #774: QUACKERONOMOUS (Mon, 2001 Aug 6) #1139: I NEED A RIDE (Tue, 2002 Aug 6) #1504: HULL CRUSH DEPTH (Wed, 2003 Aug 6) #1870: I DEFY YOU (Fri, 2004 Aug 6) #2235: THE PROVERBIAL EPICENTER (Sat, 2005 Aug 6) #2600: TRAITOR (Sun, 2006 Aug 6) #2965: HUNGER STRIKE (Mon, 2007 Aug 6) #3331: MISNOMER (Wed, 2008 Aug 6) #3696: MICROSOFT SILVERLIGHT (Thu, 2009 Aug 6) #4061: NAPSTER USER (Fri, 2010 Aug 6) #4426: DREAMS ARE COOL (Sat, 2011 Aug 6) #4792: PLASMA TOY (Mon, 2012 Aug 6) #5157: THE WHEDON-WHEATON AXIS (Tue, 2013 Aug 6) Aug 7 (15) #44: SUPPOSED TO BE (Sat, 1999 Aug 7) #410: HALF MAN HALF DONG (Mon, 2000 Aug 7) #775: CRACKED OUT (Tue, 2001 Aug 7) #1140: STAR TREK WHATEVER (Wed, 2002 Aug 7) #1505: NO ONE RULES (Thu, 2003 Aug 7) #1871: WYMYN (Sat, 2004 Aug 7) #2236: NASCAR FANS (Sun, 2005 Aug 7) #2601: RETARDED (Mon, 2006 Aug 7) #2966: FOXWOODS (Tue, 2007 Aug 7) #3332: AGAIN (Thu, 2008 Aug 7) #3697: CHARLOTTE BRONTE (Fri, 2009 Aug 7) #4062: WICKED NINJA (Sat, 2010 Aug 7) #4427: RED FACTION: ARMAGEDDON (Sun, 2011 Aug 7) #4793: THE JAPANESE CHRISTMAS TREE (Tue, 2012 Aug 7) #5158: RUSSIAN DASHBOARD CAM WHORES (Wed, 2013 Aug 7) Aug 8 (15) #45: MOUSE-RAM (Sun, 1999 Aug 8) #411: GOAT ASS (Tue, 2000 Aug 8) #776: BROKEN NECK (Wed, 2001 Aug 8) #1141: FOLLOW THE DOTTED LINE (Thu, 2002 Aug 8) #1506: REVISED AMERICAN FLAG (Fri, 2003 Aug 8) #1872: DROP ZONE (Sun, 2004 Aug 8) #2237: AWAY (Mon, 2005 Aug 8) #2602: THE GAZA STRIP (Tue, 2006 Aug 8) #2967: GET IT RIGHT (Wed, 2007 Aug 8) #3333: NEW WIKIPEDIA CATEGORY (Fri, 2008 Aug 8) #3698: PURPLE PROSE (Sat, 2009 Aug 8) #4063: SNIPE HUNT (Sun, 2010 Aug 8) #4428: JESSE VENTURA (Mon, 2011 Aug 8) #4794: QUAKECON 2012 KEYNOTE (Wed, 2012 Aug 8) #5159: FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN (Thu, 2013 Aug 8) Aug 9 (15) #46: HIPPO'S DUMP (Mon, 1999 Aug 9) #412: EITHER OR (Wed, 2000 Aug 9) #777: A WHORE'S A WHORE (Thu, 2001 Aug 9) #1142: ANY KIND OF DINOSAUR (Fri, 2002 Aug 9) #1507: MUMMY'S CURSE (Sat, 2003 Aug 9) #1873: ASCII RIBBON CAMPAIGN (Mon, 2004 Aug 9) #2238: YOUR APOLOGY (Tue, 2005 Aug 9) #2603: RHYMES LIKE WEIGHT (Wed, 2006 Aug 9) #2968: SOME CRAZY LADY (Thu, 2007 Aug 9) #3334: A STATISTIC (Sat, 2008 Aug 9) #3699: LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE (Sun, 2009 Aug 9) #4064: GOD DOES NOT PLAY DICE (Mon, 2010 Aug 9) #4429: TWO BITS (Tue, 2011 Aug 9) #4795: DUMPSTER (Thu, 2012 Aug 9) #5160: AND NOW TO OUR REPORTER ON THE SCENE (Fri, 2013 Aug 9) Aug 10 (15) #47: YOUR SINS (Tue, 1999 Aug 10) #413: SUCK A COCK (Thu, 2000 Aug 10) #778: NET SURFER (Fri, 2001 Aug 10) #1143: PIANO MAN (Sat, 2002 Aug 10) #1508: A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE ORAL CANCER SOCIETY (Sun, 2003 Aug 10) #1874: PROSTATE CANCER PREVENTATIVE (Tue, 2004 Aug 10) #2239: THE QUESTION YOU ACTUALLY HEAR (Wed, 2005 Aug 10) #2604: BRANSON, MISSOURI (Thu, 2006 Aug 10) #2969: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO RALPH WALDO EMERSON (Fri, 2007 Aug 10) #3335: FAVICON (Sun, 2008 Aug 10) #3700: NEW NAME (Mon, 2009 Aug 10) #4065: NECRONOMI-WHAT (Tue, 2010 Aug 10) #4430: WEREWOLF (Wed, 2011 Aug 10) #4796: CAULK REMOVER (Fri, 2012 Aug 10) #5161: HAMBURGERS (Sat, 2013 Aug 10) Aug 11 (15) #48: GENIE (Wed, 1999 Aug 11) #414: AARDVARK (Fri, 2000 Aug 11) #779: LOOK WHAT THE STORK BROUGHT (Sat, 2001 Aug 11) #1144: EXPLOITS (Sun, 2002 Aug 11) #1509: THALIDOMIDE SKELETON (Mon, 2003 Aug 11) #1875: DONE WITH WORK (Wed, 2004 Aug 11) #2240: EDDIE MURPHY RAW (Thu, 2005 Aug 11) #2605: WHEN IN ROME (Fri, 2006 Aug 11) #2970: THE TRUTH ABOUT BEES (Sat, 2007 Aug 11) #3336: CRY HAVOC (Mon, 2008 Aug 11) #3701: IF GOD HAD WANTED (Tue, 2009 Aug 11) #4066: KINDLE USAGE (Wed, 2010 Aug 11) #4431: TRUE CONFESESIONS OF A MATHEMAGICIAN (Thu, 2011 Aug 11) #4797: RAFFLE (Sat, 2012 Aug 11) #5162: REVERSE TOKENS (Sun, 2013 Aug 11) Aug 12 (15) #49: FOR YOUR SHINS (Thu, 1999 Aug 12) #415: GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE (Sat, 2000 Aug 12) #780: IT'S THE CHEESE (Sun, 2001 Aug 12) #1145: HIDDEN MESSAGE (Mon, 2002 Aug 12) #1510: SINCERE CONCERN (Tue, 2003 Aug 12) #1876: GOLDEN GOOSE (Thu, 2004 Aug 12) #2241: YOU'D BETTER FIND A WAY (Fri, 2005 Aug 12) #2606: A GAY FROG (Sat, 2006 Aug 12) #2971: AGE OF AQUARIUS (Sun, 2007 Aug 12) #3337: BOB BARR (Tue, 2008 Aug 12) #3702: WOMANINFORM (Wed, 2009 Aug 12) #4067: TYLER DURDEN II (Thu, 2010 Aug 12) #4432: MUMMY (Fri, 2011 Aug 12) #4798: BIG HELIUM (Sun, 2012 Aug 12) #5163: A GOOD EGG (Mon, 2013 Aug 12) Aug 13 (15) #50: THERE'S ALWAYS (Fri, 1999 Aug 13) #416: NO BONER (Sun, 2000 Aug 13) #781: HE WANTS HEAD (Mon, 2001 Aug 13) #1146: COLOR CUBE (Tue, 2002 Aug 13) #1511: CARROT TOP (Wed, 2003 Aug 13) #1877: MERCURY ORBITZ (Fri, 2004 Aug 13) #2242: LYON'S DEN SUCKED (Sat, 2005 Aug 13) #2607: PIXAR PRESENTS (Sun, 2006 Aug 13) #2972: FIREMAN OR BUTT (Mon, 2007 Aug 13) #3338: COMPUTER LOVE (Wed, 2008 Aug 13) #3703: WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS (Thu, 2009 Aug 13) #4068: TIE FIGHTER (Fri, 2010 Aug 13) #4433: MEXICO (Sat, 2011 Aug 13) #4799: THE BEER BOTTLE (Mon, 2012 Aug 13) #5164: TEE PEE (Tue, 2013 Aug 13) Aug 14 (15) #51: YOU'D JUMP LIKE THIS TOO (Sat, 1999 Aug 14) #417: DISGUSTING FETISH (Mon, 2000 Aug 14) #782: TRAPPED SPECIMEN (Tue, 2001 Aug 14) #1147: GOD OF POO (Wed, 2002 Aug 14) #1512: OVER AND OVER (Thu, 2003 Aug 14) #1878: HURRICANE CHARLEY (Sat, 2004 Aug 14) #2243: THE OLD "SHE SAID HELLO" DEFENSE (Sun, 2005 Aug 14) #2608: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY (Mon, 2006 Aug 14) #2973: BECKY SUNSHINE (Tue, 2007 Aug 14) #3339: WRATH OF THE KING (Thu, 2008 Aug 14) #3704: VANESSA LANE (Fri, 2009 Aug 14) #4069: MACINTOSH FAN (Sat, 2010 Aug 14) #4434: SIR ISAAC NEWTON'S GENIUS (Sun, 2011 Aug 14) #4800: USS FORRESTAL (Tue, 2012 Aug 14) #5165: MOCKS (Wed, 2013 Aug 14) Aug 15 (15) #52: BITCHX (Sun, 1999 Aug 15) #418: ALIEN SPACE SHIP (Tue, 2000 Aug 15) #783: WORSE THAN RAPE (Wed, 2001 Aug 15) #1148: TOO FLY (Thu, 2002 Aug 15) #1513: TOO MUCH PHYSICAL DAMAGE (Fri, 2003 Aug 15) #1879: HARRY POTTER AND THE HARD TOILET (Sun, 2004 Aug 15) #2244: FAT CAMP (Mon, 2005 Aug 15) #2609: PSEUDOINTELLECTUALISM (Tue, 2006 Aug 15) #2974: FIRE EXTINGUISHER (Wed, 2007 Aug 15) #3340: WHEN YOU SEE IT (Fri, 2008 Aug 15) #3705: LOWERING EXPECTATIONS (Sat, 2009 Aug 15) #4070: DIAGONALIZATION (Sun, 2010 Aug 15) #4435: PHONE BOOTH (Mon, 2011 Aug 15) #4801: MEASUREMENTS (Wed, 2012 Aug 15) #5166: I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (Thu, 2013 Aug 15) Aug 16 (15) #53: COKE (Mon, 1999 Aug 16) #419: I'M THE VICTIM (Wed, 2000 Aug 16) #784: THREE GUESSES (Thu, 2001 Aug 16) #1149: PSEUDONYMS (Fri, 2002 Aug 16) #1514: RIGHT-HANDED RULE (Sat, 2003 Aug 16) #1880: A PORN STAR'S DIGNITY (Mon, 2004 Aug 16) #2245: CAB MONEY AND A HUG (Tue, 2005 Aug 16) #2610: AMBER ALERT (Wed, 2006 Aug 16) #2975: BERT AND ERNIE (Thu, 2007 Aug 16) #3341: THE ART OF WAR II (Sat, 2008 Aug 16) #3706: UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH (Sun, 2009 Aug 16) #4071: ASCENSION DAY (Mon, 2010 Aug 16) #4436: PEACOCK JOKES (Tue, 2011 Aug 16) #4802: U2 SONGS (Thu, 2012 Aug 16) #5167: PURPLE RAIN (Fri, 2013 Aug 16) Aug 17 (15) #54: GUMBY TAKES A STAND (Tue, 1999 Aug 17) #420: AFTER BAYWATCH AND SEAQUEST (Thu, 2000 Aug 17) #785: NOT MY FAULT (Fri, 2001 Aug 17) #1150: ZOMBIE POOH (Sat, 2002 Aug 17) #1515: POETIC TRIBUTE (Sun, 2003 Aug 17) #1881: HEXAPOD (Tue, 2004 Aug 17) #2246: TO THE LIONS (Wed, 2005 Aug 17) #2611: 4400 (Thu, 2006 Aug 17) #2976: DEAR JOSE (Fri, 2007 Aug 17) #3342: A.B.S. (Sun, 2008 Aug 17) #3707: AMY WINEHOUSE (Mon, 2009 Aug 17) #4072: FRESH HOT BACON (Tue, 2010 Aug 17) #4437: THE MINK SPEAKS (Wed, 2011 Aug 17) #4803: VOCATION OR AVOCATION (Fri, 2012 Aug 17) #5168: RICKSHAW (Sat, 2013 Aug 17) Aug 18 (15) #55: I MEAN MOO (Wed, 1999 Aug 18) #421: PUNCHING HOOKERS (Fri, 2000 Aug 18) #786: WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE (Sat, 2001 Aug 18) #1151: THAT DIRECT OBJECT (Sun, 2002 Aug 18) #1516: MY GOD (Mon, 2003 Aug 18) #1882: NATALIE WOOD (Wed, 2004 Aug 18) #2247: ARTILLERY ON YOUR POSITION (Thu, 2005 Aug 18) #2612: HONESTY AT LAST (Fri, 2006 Aug 18) #2977: THE SAD TRUTH (Sat, 2007 Aug 18) #3343: DREAM SEQUENCES (Mon, 2008 Aug 18) #3708: TAKINGS CLAUSE (Tue, 2009 Aug 18) #4073: SIGN MY PETITION (Wed, 2010 Aug 18) #4438: ALL DEAD HERE II (Thu, 2011 Aug 18) #4804: MATH OR MATHS (Sat, 2012 Aug 18) #5169: PTERANODON (Sun, 2013 Aug 18) Aug 19 (15) #56: NATURE SCENE (Thu, 1999 Aug 19) #422: MOUTH LIKE AN O (Sat, 2000 Aug 19) #787: MONKEY PANTS (Sun, 2001 Aug 19) #1152: LOOK AT HER GO (Mon, 2002 Aug 19) #1517: MASSAGE THERAPIST (Tue, 2003 Aug 19) #1883: MECCA (Thu, 2004 Aug 19) #2248: EMPOWERED WOMAN (Fri, 2005 Aug 19) #2613: FARTING (Sat, 2006 Aug 19) #2978: AN HONEST AND FORTHRIGHT OPINION ON CARROT TOP (Sun, 2007 Aug 19) #3344: THE DAY THE DUDE STOOD STILL (Tue, 2008 Aug 19) #3709: NATIONALIZATION (Wed, 2009 Aug 19) #4074: A PARTICULAR QUANTUM STATE (Thu, 2010 Aug 19) #4439: LORD'S PRAYER (Fri, 2011 Aug 19) #4805: STEALTH BOMBER (Sun, 2012 Aug 19) #5170: SCIENCE FACT: RADIO TELESCOPES (Mon, 2013 Aug 19) Aug 20 (15) #57: TURTLE'S SHELL (Fri, 1999 Aug 20) #423: CRAM ME (Sun, 2000 Aug 20) #788: DEREZ (Mon, 2001 Aug 20) #1153: 3-2-1 CONTACT (Tue, 2002 Aug 20) #1518: IN THE FUTURE (Wed, 2003 Aug 20) #1884: DECATHLON (Fri, 2004 Aug 20) #2249: NEWS FROM CERN (Sat, 2005 Aug 20) #2614: DO YOU (Sun, 2006 Aug 20) #2979: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A SAND CASTLE (Mon, 2007 Aug 20) #3345: TWEETS (Wed, 2008 Aug 20) #3710: FISK (Thu, 2009 Aug 20) #4075: SURFACE INTERGRAL (Fri, 2010 Aug 20) #4440: DRILL (Sat, 2011 Aug 20) #4806: CURIOSITY (Mon, 2012 Aug 20) #5171: SCIENCE FACT: EARTHWORMS (Tue, 2013 Aug 20) Aug 21 (15) #58: A VERY BAD DAY (Sat, 1999 Aug 21) #424: WE'RE SINKING (Mon, 2000 Aug 21) #789: CHECK IT OUT (Tue, 2001 Aug 21) #1154: INSIDE JOKE (Wed, 2002 Aug 21) #1519: GANESHA (Thu, 2003 Aug 21) #1885: SISSY KISSER (Sat, 2004 Aug 21) #2250: SEMANTIC ARGUMENT (Sun, 2005 Aug 21) #2615: GOOD KITTY OR BAD KITTY (Mon, 2006 Aug 21) #2980: DODECAHEDRON (Tue, 2007 Aug 21) #3346: BILL MOYERS (Thu, 2008 Aug 21) #3711: CULTURE WARS (Fri, 2009 Aug 21) #4076: DR. 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PAC-MAN'S DRUG PROBLEM (Thu, 2013 Sep 5) Sep 6 (15) #74: GAYBUG (Mon, 1999 Sep 6) #440: SHEEPS (Wed, 2000 Sep 6) #805: HORSEY HORSE HORSE (Thu, 2001 Sep 6) #1170: WICCAN WEEK: DAY FIVE (Fri, 2002 Sep 6) #1535: WHACKOFF MAN (Sat, 2003 Sep 6) #1901: WOLF IT DOWN LIKE A MAN (Mon, 2004 Sep 6) #2266: CUT IT OUT PLEASE (Tue, 2005 Sep 6) #2631: DON'T TRUST THE FRENCH (Wed, 2006 Sep 6) #2996: MC FRONTALOT (Thu, 2007 Sep 6) #3362: BEFORE THE IPHONE (Sat, 2008 Sep 6) #3727: CHOPLIFTER (Sun, 2009 Sep 6) #4092: BOLO SANTOSI (Mon, 2010 Sep 6) #4457: SURGEON AIRPLANE (Tue, 2011 Sep 6) #4823: GRAND THEFT AUTO V (Thu, 2012 Sep 6) #5188: CLOSET OR REFRIGERATOR (Fri, 2013 Sep 6) Sep 7 (15) #75: FOR MILES AND MILES (Tue, 1999 Sep 7) #441: DICKLOVING (Thu, 2000 Sep 7) #806: FISTICUFFS (Fri, 2001 Sep 7) #1171: QIDIOTS (Sat, 2002 Sep 7) #1536: BLOSSOM (Sun, 2003 Sep 7) #1902: FABRICATION (Tue, 2004 Sep 7) #2267: A HO-HO INSPIRED THEOLOGICAL DILEMMA (Wed, 2005 Sep 7) #2632: CATALYST (Thu, 2006 Sep 7) #2997: TAP WATER (Fri, 2007 Sep 7) #3363: DEAR PROTESTORS (Sun, 2008 Sep 7) #3728: SO LOOK OUT (Mon, 2009 Sep 7) #4093: POLICE CALL (Tue, 2010 Sep 7) #4458: DICK CHENEY (Wed, 2011 Sep 7) #4824: WON'T GO NEAR THE DAMN THINGS (Fri, 2012 Sep 7) #5189: MISOGYNIST (Sat, 2013 Sep 7) Sep 8 (15) #76: NEXT TIME (Wed, 1999 Sep 8) #442: THAT'S MY COUSIN (Fri, 2000 Sep 8) #807: HALF PAST (Sat, 2001 Sep 8) #1172: FAG THE FLOWER (Sun, 2002 Sep 8) #1537: LEARNING LISP THE HARD WAY (Mon, 2003 Sep 8) #1903: STARGATE (Wed, 2004 Sep 8) #2268: GO AWAY JARED (Thu, 2005 Sep 8) #2633: SPEAK RIGHT OR DON'T SPEAK (Fri, 2006 Sep 8) #2998: APPEASEMENT (Sat, 2007 Sep 8) #3364: SLATE FONTS (Mon, 2008 Sep 8) #3729: TILA TEQUILA (Tue, 2009 Sep 8) #4094: STELLA ARTOIS (Wed, 2010 Sep 8) #4459: STONEHENGE (Thu, 2011 Sep 8) #4825: GAY AS TOTES (Sat, 2012 Sep 8) #5190: DOT MATRIX PRINTER (Sun, 2013 Sep 8) Sep 9 (15) #77: SOMEONE'S HOUSE (Thu, 1999 Sep 9) #443: FUCKING FREAKS (Sat, 2000 Sep 9) #808: TERMINATOR 2 (Sun, 2001 Sep 9) #1173: PLONK II: THE WRATH OF PLONK (Mon, 2002 Sep 9) #1538: THE KEY'S SPEECH (Tue, 2003 Sep 9) #1904: WHAT ADSL MEANS TO ME (Thu, 2004 Sep 9) #2269: ATTENTION GOTH MALES (Fri, 2005 Sep 9) #2634: NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL II (Sat, 2006 Sep 9) #2999: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO THE HOT BOX (Sun, 2007 Sep 9) #3365: FIFTH BIRTHDAY (Tue, 2008 Sep 9) #3730: 2009 AUGUST 9 (Wed, 2009 Sep 9) #4095: DEMON PORTAL (Thu, 2010 Sep 9) #4460: MY YOUTUBE VIDEOS (Fri, 2011 Sep 9) #4826: IDEAS WORTH SUCKING (Sun, 2012 Sep 9) #5191: TISSUES (Mon, 2013 Sep 9) Sep 10 (15) #78: THE FRESHMAKER (Fri, 1999 Sep 10) #444: QUICK HIDE (Sun, 2000 Sep 10) #809: HOT POCKET (Mon, 2001 Sep 10) #1174: COCK NESS MONSTER (Tue, 2002 Sep 10) #1539: (NO) SCRUBS (Wed, 2003 Sep 10) #1905: IN FAGS WE TRUST (Fri, 2004 Sep 10) #2270: POSITIVE TEENAGE JUNKIE HOOKERS (Sat, 2005 Sep 10) #2635: I DO NOT THINK THAT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS (Sun, 2006 Sep 10) #3000: MQ-9 (Mon, 2007 Sep 10) #3366: BLACK & WHITE II (Wed, 2008 Sep 10) #3731: OUTRAGE (Thu, 2009 Sep 10) #4096: EXCESS GESTICULATION (Fri, 2010 Sep 10) #4461: LADY DI REDUX (Sat, 2011 Sep 10) #4827: ANIMAL MAGNETISM (Mon, 2012 Sep 10) #5192: EINSTEIN WAS WRONG (Tue, 2013 Sep 10) Sep 11 (15) #79: POOR DOGGY (Sat, 1999 Sep 11) #445: BICYCLING CAT AGAIN (Mon, 2000 Sep 11) #810: AGE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A NUMBER (Tue, 2001 Sep 11) #1175: COME ON EVERYONE (Wed, 2002 Sep 11) #1540: WHAT THE SECOND AMENDMENT MEANS TO ME (Thu, 2003 Sep 11) #1906: NAPALM (Sat, 2004 Sep 11) #2271: ROUNDERS (Sun, 2005 Sep 11) #2636: THE PATH TO 9/11 (Mon, 2006 Sep 11) #3001: JEFFERSON (Tue, 2007 Sep 11) #3367: NEVER FORGET (Thu, 2008 Sep 11) #3732: HEALTHCARE DEBATE (Fri, 2009 Sep 11) #4097: JACKSON (Sat, 2010 Sep 11) #4462: EUROPANS (Sun, 2011 Sep 11) #4828: MAYPOLE (Tue, 2012 Sep 11) #5193: LUFTBALLONS (Wed, 2013 Sep 11) Sep 12 (15) #80: DIGITAL DILDO (Sun, 1999 Sep 12) #446: GAYEST SPORT (Tue, 2000 Sep 12) #811: PIG (Wed, 2001 Sep 12) #1176: AWWWW YEAH (Thu, 2002 Sep 12) #1541: KITTENDOODLES (Fri, 2003 Sep 12) #1907: ON THE D.L. 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WHITNEY BROWN (Thu, 2007 Sep 13) #3369: FOLLOWING MARX (Sat, 2008 Sep 13) #3734: TENSOR (Sun, 2009 Sep 13) #4099: TWO WORDS THAT SEEM APPROPRIATE (Mon, 2010 Sep 13) #4464: GIN AND TONIC (Tue, 2011 Sep 13) #4830: THE SOUND A MOTORCYCLE MAKES (Thu, 2012 Sep 13) #5195: CRAY (Fri, 2013 Sep 13) Sep 14 (15) #82: A STICK (Tue, 1999 Sep 14) #448: SEE YA DUDE (Thu, 2000 Sep 14) #813: TOO POOR (Fri, 2001 Sep 14) #1178: I AM YOUR GOD (Sat, 2002 Sep 14) #1543: DIE SENDUNG MIT DER MAUS (JA WOHL) (Sun, 2003 Sep 14) #1909: GOOGLEWHACKING (Tue, 2004 Sep 14) #2274: THE FOUR FOOD GROUPS (Wed, 2005 Sep 14) #2639: BEST PART ABOUT DRINKING II (Thu, 2006 Sep 14) #3004: AGEIST (Fri, 2007 Sep 14) #3370: DARK UNDERWEAR (Sun, 2008 Sep 14) #3735: BEHIND THE SCENES (Mon, 2009 Sep 14) #4100: MACKENZIE PHILLIPS (Tue, 2010 Sep 14) #4465: FINANCIAL ADVICE (Wed, 2011 Sep 14) #4831: SNAKE VS. MONGOOSE (Fri, 2012 Sep 14) #5196: THE LESSON OF THE PENNY ARCADE FIASCO (Sat, 2013 Sep 14) Sep 15 (15) #83: I SMOKE POT (Wed, 1999 Sep 15) #449: NEED TO KNOW BASIS (Fri, 2000 Sep 15) #814: RED BARON (Sat, 2001 Sep 15) #1179: PERHAPS THE MOST DISTURBING ASCII ART FART EVER (Sun, 2002 Sep 15) #1544: AL DENTE (Mon, 2003 Sep 15) #1910: CHECK THIS OUT (Wed, 2004 Sep 15) #2275: MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE (Thu, 2005 Sep 15) #2640: FAT CHANCE OF THAT (Fri, 2006 Sep 15) #3005: BED BUGS (Sat, 2007 Sep 15) #3371: CATHOLICISM (Mon, 2008 Sep 15) #3736: VAMPIRE STORIES (Tue, 2009 Sep 15) #4101: SOFTWARE VERSION NAMES (Wed, 2010 Sep 15) #4466: PADD (Thu, 2011 Sep 15) #4832: DICKWOLVES (Sat, 2012 Sep 15) #5197: A FLEA'S PHILOSOPHICAL CONUNDRUM (Sun, 2013 Sep 15) Sep 16 (15) #84: NO PENIS (Thu, 1999 Sep 16) #450: READY FOR LAUNCH (Sat, 2000 Sep 16) #815: BITCH TITS (Sun, 2001 Sep 16) #1180: AN OPEN LETTER GORE VIDAL (Mon, 2002 Sep 16) #1545: SHAKESPEARE (Tue, 2003 Sep 16) #1911: PROTESTER MENTALITY (Thu, 2004 Sep 16) #2276: GERMANS (Fri, 2005 Sep 16) #2641: KOREAN WAR (Sat, 2006 Sep 16) #3006: CERTIFICATE (Sun, 2007 Sep 16) #3372: AHEM YOU'RE JUDGING (Tue, 2008 Sep 16) #3737: CAPTCHAS (Wed, 2009 Sep 16) #4102: COLLECTIVE NOUN (Thu, 2010 Sep 16) #4467: NO TIPS (Fri, 2011 Sep 16) #4833: THE ANVIL REJOICES (Sun, 2012 Sep 16) #5198: MANSPLAINING (Mon, 2013 Sep 16) Sep 17 (15) #85: GAY FOR A DOLLAR (Fri, 1999 Sep 17) #451: EACH OF US ANGELS (Sun, 2000 Sep 17) #816: WITH THESE FOOTPRINTS (Mon, 2001 Sep 17) #1181: SAVE YOUR SOUL (Tue, 2002 Sep 17) #1546: (ONE) SCRUB (Wed, 2003 Sep 17) #1912: BORN AGAIN (Fri, 2004 Sep 17) #2277: SITCOM (Sat, 2005 Sep 17) #2642: POOR PLUTO (Sun, 2006 Sep 17) #3007: BEATIFICATION (Mon, 2007 Sep 17) #3373: POST-PARTUM DEPRESSION (Wed, 2008 Sep 17) #3738: U2 (Thu, 2009 Sep 17) #4103: GRAND THEFT AUTO IV (Fri, 2010 Sep 17) #4468: OBAMANOMICS (Sat, 2011 Sep 17) #4834: TO DIALOG (Mon, 2012 Sep 17) #5199: HOGAN'S HEROES REBOOT (Tue, 2013 Sep 17) Sep 18 (15) #86: THE GAY TRAIN (Sat, 1999 Sep 18) #452: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA (Mon, 2000 Sep 18) #817: WHAT'S HE THINKING (Tue, 2001 Sep 18) #1182: MORNERS (Wed, 2002 Sep 18) #1547: GET THE PARTY STARTED (Thu, 2003 Sep 18) #1913: THIEF III (Sat, 2004 Sep 18) #2278: SAVED BY A STRANGER (Sun, 2005 Sep 18) #2643: RAPE BLANKET REDUX (Mon, 2006 Sep 18) #3008: CATEGORY (Tue, 2007 Sep 18) #3374: BUG RESOLUTION (PART VII OF THE LECTURE ON THE LIFECYCLE OF A BUG) (Thu, 2008 Sep 18) #3739: HADRONS (Fri, 2009 Sep 18) #4104: TIP JAR (Sat, 2010 Sep 18) #4469: DEUS EX 3 (Sun, 2011 Sep 18) #4835: CRISS ANGEL (Tue, 2012 Sep 18) #5200: ZAPPA CHILDREN (Wed, 2013 Sep 18) Sep 19 (15) #87: CHOPSTICKS (Sun, 1999 Sep 19) #453: EARTH 2 (Tue, 2000 Sep 19) #818: KISS IT GOODBYE (Wed, 2001 Sep 19) #1183: OSCAR THE GROUCH (Thu, 2002 Sep 19) #1548: EARTHQUAKE WHORE (Fri, 2003 Sep 19) #1914: ELECTRONIC JUSTICE (Sun, 2004 Sep 19) #2279: I FAVOR PUFFY REGISTRATION (Mon, 2005 Sep 19) #2644: TELECOMMUTING (Tue, 2006 Sep 19) #3009: DON'T TAZ ME (Wed, 2007 Sep 19) #3375: PEANUT BUTTER ANALOG (Fri, 2008 Sep 19) #3740: WOLFENSTEIN (Sat, 2009 Sep 19) #4105: BOOTSY COLLINS (Sun, 2010 Sep 19) #4470: CYBERSPACE 2.0 (Mon, 2011 Sep 19) #4836: MASS EFFECT FAN COMMUNITY (Wed, 2012 Sep 19) #5201: THE BOOT (Thu, 2013 Sep 19) Sep 20 (15) #88: DEAN (Mon, 1999 Sep 20) #454: CURIOUS THAT (Wed, 2000 Sep 20) #819: WANTED (Thu, 2001 Sep 20) #1184: BISEXUALS (Fri, 2002 Sep 20) #1549: WHEN I DRINK (Sat, 2003 Sep 20) #1915: DINOSAURS SING IN THE SHOWER TOO (Mon, 2004 Sep 20) #2280: ISLE VS. AISLE (Tue, 2005 Sep 20) #2645: RETURN TO SENDER (Wed, 2006 Sep 20) #3010: THROWING UP SIGNS (Thu, 2007 Sep 20) #3376: PIRATE (Sat, 2008 Sep 20) #3741: TOGETHER (A FLASHBACK FROM HISTORY) (Sun, 2009 Sep 20) #4106: MAFIA II (Mon, 2010 Sep 20) #4471: MASTURBATORY TINNITIS (Tue, 2011 Sep 20) #4837: ENVIROTAXES (Thu, 2012 Sep 20) #5202: JUST LIKE THE POLICE BOX (Fri, 2013 Sep 20) Sep 21 (15) #89: VULCAN COP (Tue, 1999 Sep 21) #455: SAILORS (Thu, 2000 Sep 21) #820: BACK SIDE (Fri, 2001 Sep 21) #1185: THE ZODIACAL SIGNS (Sat, 2002 Sep 21) #1550: YOU BE THE JUDGE (Sun, 2003 Sep 21) #1916: WHY I CAN'T BEAT OFF (Tue, 2004 Sep 21) #2281: CLOUDWATCHING (Wed, 2005 Sep 21) #2646: BUSYWORK (Thu, 2006 Sep 21) #3011: A FRIEND IN NEED (Fri, 2007 Sep 21) #3377: MICHELLE MALKIN (Sun, 2008 Sep 21) #3742: PETER, PAUL AND WHO (Mon, 2009 Sep 21) #4107: KIWI ACCENT (Tue, 2010 Sep 21) #4472: SHAKYCAM (Wed, 2011 Sep 21) #4838: THE SARCASTIC PEAR (Fri, 2012 Sep 21) #5203: MANSON-GEORGE ISSUES (Sat, 2013 Sep 21) Sep 22 (15) #90: GAY-O'S (Wed, 1999 Sep 22) #456: AT FIVE MONTHS (Fri, 2000 Sep 22) #821: GAY BRAIN (Sat, 2001 Sep 22) #1186: WORST EPISODE EVER (Sun, 2002 Sep 22) #1551: THREE BALLS (Mon, 2003 Sep 22) #1917: WHICH TASTES WORSE (Wed, 2004 Sep 22) #2282: LAXATIVE ABUSE (Thu, 2005 Sep 22) #2647: PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR (Fri, 2006 Sep 22) #3012: LIKE A FLUFFY WHITE SEMEN TOWELETTE (Sat, 2007 Sep 22) #3378: THE FERRET WITH THE PECULIAR NAME (Mon, 2008 Sep 22) #3743: STG43, MP43, MP44 (Tue, 2009 Sep 22) #4108: MOEBIUS STRIP (Wed, 2010 Sep 22) #4473: INSANITY (Thu, 2011 Sep 22) #4839: VOTE TAMPON (Sat, 2012 Sep 22) #5204: GHETTO U (Sun, 2013 Sep 22) Sep 23 (15) #91: FIRE WATER (Thu, 1999 Sep 23) #457: FROGS DON'T HAVE BELLY BUTTONS (Sat, 2000 Sep 23) #822: SOON GRASSHOPPER (Sun, 2001 Sep 23) #1187: WORST VAMPIRE EVER (Mon, 2002 Sep 23) #1552: GOODBYE GALILEO (Tue, 2003 Sep 23) #1918: SO VERY ROUND (Thu, 2004 Sep 23) #2283: RETRIBUTION (Fri, 2005 Sep 23) #2648: DOGS PLAYING POKER (Sat, 2006 Sep 23) #3013: THE ONE WHERE (Sun, 2007 Sep 23) #3379: PETA (Tue, 2008 Sep 23) #3744: WASHING WINDOWS (Wed, 2009 Sep 23) #4109: AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR (Thu, 2010 Sep 23) #4474: LINGERIE (Fri, 2011 Sep 23) #4840: WHIMSICALLY MOUNTED (Sun, 2012 Sep 23) #5205: SWORD SIMULATOR (Mon, 2013 Sep 23) Sep 24 (15) #92: FAIRY QUARTERS (Fri, 1999 Sep 24) #458: CINCO DE MANGO (Sun, 2000 Sep 24) #823: DON'T DO WINDOWS (Mon, 2001 Sep 24) #1188: TOO LATE (Tue, 2002 Sep 24) #1553: MIDORI (Wed, 2003 Sep 24) #1919: LIBERAL INTELLIGENTSIA (Fri, 2004 Sep 24) #2284: NOBODY KNOWS (Sat, 2005 Sep 24) #2649: SOAP (Sun, 2006 Sep 24) #3014: PORN FOR GIRLS (Mon, 2007 Sep 24) #3380: ALL THE WASTED EFFORT (Wed, 2008 Sep 24) #3745: WHY ASK WHY (Thu, 2009 Sep 24) #4110: TRI-ARCH (Fri, 2010 Sep 24) #4475: METHANE (Sat, 2011 Sep 24) #4841: POOL AND SPADE (Mon, 2012 Sep 24) #5206: MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE (Tue, 2013 Sep 24) Sep 25 (15) #93: TOO MUCH LIQUOR (Sat, 1999 Sep 25) #459: GOING RIGHT BACK 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CANDIDATES (Fri, 2008 Sep 26) #3747: WHEN GOD CLOSES A DOOR (Sat, 2009 Sep 26) #4112: TASTE BUD MAP (Sun, 2010 Sep 26) #4477: MARY POPPINS (Mon, 2011 Sep 26) #4843: HYPERPALINDROME (Wed, 2012 Sep 26) #5208: TWIX COMMERCIAL (Thu, 2013 Sep 26) Sep 27 (15) #95: WE'RE BOTH FAT (Mon, 1999 Sep 27) #461: DOES SOMEONE HAVE A TISSUE (Wed, 2000 Sep 27) #826: ZOMBIE DICK (Thu, 2001 Sep 27) #1191: ADMISSION IS FREE (Fri, 2002 Sep 27) #1556: NEVER BE THE SAME (Sat, 2003 Sep 27) #1922: IT'S LIKE A SIMILE BUT NOT QUITE (Mon, 2004 Sep 27) #2287: JUST IN CASE (Tue, 2005 Sep 27) #2652: ZERG RUSH (Wed, 2006 Sep 27) #3017: RAPE ALLEY (Thu, 2007 Sep 27) #3383: CRYSIS WARHEAD (Sat, 2008 Sep 27) #3748: BRAD PITT (Sun, 2009 Sep 27) #4113: TOGETHER (Mon, 2010 Sep 27) #4478: ONE MUSKETEER (Tue, 2011 Sep 27) #4844: PANDORA (Thu, 2012 Sep 27) #5209: MY LATEST HOBBY (Fri, 2013 Sep 27) Sep 28 (15) #96: MOST BORING DRAWING EVER (Tue, 1999 Sep 28) #462: GEOCITIES (Thu, 2000 Sep 28) #827: DAY JOB (Fri, 2001 Sep 28) #1192: AFTER M*A*S*H (Sat, 2002 Sep 28) #1557: ERA (Sun, 2003 Sep 28) #1923: DODECAVORE (Tue, 2004 Sep 28) #2288: CUDDLE PARTY (Wed, 2005 Sep 28) #2653: BROOKLYN ACCENTS (Thu, 2006 Sep 28) #3018: DAWN LAUNCH (Fri, 2007 Sep 28) #3384: I WISH IT (Sun, 2008 Sep 28) #3749: PROGRESS THRU PROCESSORS (Mon, 2009 Sep 28) #4114: TRUE CONFUESSIONS: THE TIE (Tue, 2010 Sep 28) #4479: MUSE (Wed, 2011 Sep 28) #4845: RON PAUL 2012, 2016, 2020, ... (Fri, 2012 Sep 28) #5210: MOSQUE (Sat, 2013 Sep 28) Sep 29 (15) #97: GAY HARE (Wed, 1999 Sep 29) #463: SHITTING A P (Fri, 2000 Sep 29) #828: DOWN SYNDROME SLASH THALIDOMIDE BABY (Sat, 2001 Sep 29) #1193: FOZZIE THE BEAR (Sun, 2002 Sep 29) #1558: AN ORIGINAL POEM (Mon, 2003 Sep 29) #1924: CAPITALISM SUCKS (Wed, 2004 Sep 29) #2289: MY GREATEST ASSET (Thu, 2005 Sep 29) #2654: RSS FEED (Fri, 2006 Sep 29) #3019: NOT ANOTHER ABORTION (Sat, 2007 Sep 29) #3385: HOWARD THE DUCK (Mon, 2008 Sep 29) #3750: M.F.A. (Tue, 2009 Sep 29) #4115: ANSWER: A THISTLE (Wed, 2010 Sep 29) #4480: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE PRETZEL (Thu, 2011 Sep 29) #4846: S.M.T. (Sat, 2012 Sep 29) #5211: CLOSURES (Sun, 2013 Sep 29) Sep 30 (15) #98: SUICIDE THREAT (Thu, 1999 Sep 30) #464: PINTO (Sat, 2000 Sep 30) #829: CHRISTIAN ROCK (Sun, 2001 Sep 30) #1194: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY (Mon, 2002 Sep 30) #1559: THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN (Tue, 2003 Sep 30) #1925: ANNA AMORE (Thu, 2004 Sep 30) #2290: LISA FROM THE BLOODHOUND GANG (Fri, 2005 Sep 30) #2655: PUMPKIN (Sat, 2006 Sep 30) #3020: RODENT GANG SIGNS (Sun, 2007 Sep 30) #3386: MARKETS (Tue, 2008 Sep 30) #3751: HUMMUS (Wed, 2009 Sep 30) #4116: TOWER BRIDGE (Thu, 2010 Sep 30) #4481: THE ANTI-VOYEUR POSSUM (Fri, 2011 Sep 30) #4847: PIZZA CATS (Sun, 2012 Sep 30) #5212: GEOMETRY (Mon, 2013 Sep 30) Oct 1 (15) #99: WHAT THE HELL (Fri, 1999 Oct 1) #465: YUM YUM (Sun, 2000 Oct 1) #830: THE DOOR (Mon, 2001 Oct 1) #1195: MID-LIFE CRISIS (Tue, 2002 Oct 1) #1560: MARRY ME (Wed, 2003 Oct 1) #1926: THE CRITIC (Fri, 2004 Oct 1) #2291: JOHN TURTURRO (Sat, 2005 Oct 1) #2656: CRUB FLUSH (Sun, 2006 Oct 1) #3021: HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE SINCE (Mon, 2007 Oct 1) #3387: BLAH BLAH BLAH (Wed, 2008 Oct 1) #3752: POOR ROMAL POLANSKI (Thu, 2009 Oct 1) #4117: TOMCAT (Fri, 2010 Oct 1) #4482: RADIO TELESCOPE (Sat, 2011 Oct 1) #4848: PEPPER (Mon, 2012 Oct 1) #5213: GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN (Tue, 2013 Oct 1) Oct 2 (15) #100: GAY AWARD (Sat, 1999 Oct 2) #466: HARRY POTTER AND THE WITCH (Mon, 2000 Oct 2) #831: DEAR GENIUS (Tue, 2001 Oct 2) #1196: WHAT A TOILET WANTS (Wed, 2002 Oct 2) #1561: RAINING DOWN (Thu, 2003 Oct 2) #1927: OXYCONTIN (Sat, 2004 Oct 2) #2292: ROMPER STOMPER AND L.A. CONFIDENTIAL (Sun, 2005 Oct 2) #2657: BURNT COOKIES (Mon, 2006 Oct 2) #3022: THIS ONE LAST TIME (Tue, 2007 Oct 2) #3388: GORF (Thu, 2008 Oct 2) #3753: CHECK THAT (Fri, 2009 Oct 2) #4118: TEAR (Sat, 2010 Oct 2) #4483: ROADRUNNER (Sun, 2011 Oct 2) #4849: MYERS-BRIGGS TYPE INDICATOR (Tue, 2012 Oct 2) #5214: THE GNOME'S SUPERPOWERS (Wed, 2013 Oct 2) Oct 3 (15) #101: VERY SLEEPY (Sun, 1999 Oct 3) #467: PALM PILOT (Tue, 2000 Oct 3) #832: HUGLHUGHULGHULGHLUG (Wed, 2001 Oct 3) #1197: FLAVORED COFFEE (Thu, 2002 Oct 3) #1562: A CHALLENGE (Fri, 2003 Oct 3) #1928: BOY SCOUT UNIFORM (Sun, 2004 Oct 3) #2293: HITLER CLONES (Mon, 2005 Oct 3) #2658: FRY AND LAURIE (Tue, 2006 Oct 3) #3023: I'M NOT EVEN TRYING (Wed, 2007 Oct 3) #3389: WALL STREET/MAIN STREET (Fri, 2008 Oct 3) #3754: NOT LIKE THE OTHERS (Sat, 2009 Oct 3) #4119: THIS SPACE (Sun, 2010 Oct 3) #4484: HAND PUPPET (Mon, 2011 Oct 3) #4850: WORLD OF WARCRAFT (Wed, 2012 Oct 3) #5215: THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION (Thu, 2013 Oct 3) Oct 4 (15) #102: CREAMING JEANS (Mon, 1999 Oct 4) #468: PISSED ON YOUR KEYBOARD (Wed, 2000 Oct 4) #833: DON'T MESS WITH US (Thu, 2001 Oct 4) #1198: AT THE ENCLAVE (Fri, 2002 Oct 4) #1563: SCIENTIFIC METHOD (Sat, 2003 Oct 4) #1929: GET OUT THE PAPERCLIP (Mon, 2004 Oct 4) #2294: DOUBTS (Tue, 2005 Oct 4) #2659: FOUR-COLOR DECK (Wed, 2006 Oct 4) #3024: I HATE DENTISTS (Thu, 2007 Oct 4) #3390: TRUE STORY: THE ANT SPEAKS (Sat, 2008 Oct 4) #3755: ARSENIO HALL SHOW (Sun, 2009 Oct 4) #4120: WYCLEF JEAN'S HAITI PRESIDENTIAL RUN (Mon, 2010 Oct 4) #4485: POORLY-DRAWN UNICORN (Tue, 2011 Oct 4) #4851: OUTER SPACE ROCKET (Thu, 2012 Oct 4) #5216: REAL MONEY (Fri, 2013 Oct 4) Oct 5 (15) #103: LOLLIPOP (Tue, 1999 Oct 5) #469: HI (Thu, 2000 Oct 5) #834: HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED (Fri, 2001 Oct 5) #1199: GODDAMN DISABILITY (Sat, 2002 Oct 5) #1564: WRONG IN AT LEAST THREE WAYS (Sun, 2003 Oct 5) #1930: JASON ALEXANDER (Tue, 2004 Oct 5) #2295: REMEMBER THE ALAMO (Wed, 2005 Oct 5) #2660: UNITED STATES HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES PAGE (Thu, 2006 Oct 5) #3025: BASEBALL TEAM NAMES (Fri, 2007 Oct 5) #3391: FOR ALL MANKIND (Sun, 2008 Oct 5) #3756: HULA HOOP (Mon, 2009 Oct 5) #4121: FIELD ACTIVATED (Tue, 2010 Oct 5) #4486: ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE (Wed, 2011 Oct 5) #4852: THE DIGITS OF PI (Fri, 2012 Oct 5) #5217: CASE DISMISSED (Sat, 2013 Oct 5) Oct 6 (15) #104: ON YOUR PERIOD (Wed, 1999 Oct 6) #470: FISH RULE (Fri, 2000 Oct 6) #835: A REAL GOD (Sat, 2001 Oct 6) #1200: MAKE IT END (Sun, 2002 Oct 6) #1565: ON BOOLEANS (Mon, 2003 Oct 6) #1931: DA ALI G SHOW (Wed, 2004 Oct 6) #2296: PEOPLE'S LIBERATION ARMY (Thu, 2005 Oct 6) #2661: WITH REAL FISTS (Fri, 2006 Oct 6) #3026: MARIA (Sat, 2007 Oct 6) #3392: HEAVEN'S GATE (Mon, 2008 Oct 6) #3757: JUST FLEW IN (Tue, 2009 Oct 6) #4122: EARBUDS (Wed, 2010 Oct 6) #4487: RAGE RELEASE DATE (Thu, 2011 Oct 6) #4853: INTRODUCING THE TOMATO (Sat, 2012 Oct 6) #5218: LE TRAVAIL DU JONGLEUR (Sun, 2013 Oct 6) Oct 7 (15) #105: WHO FARTED (Thu, 1999 Oct 7) #471: EQUALS (Sat, 2000 Oct 7) #836: THE BUG (Sun, 2001 Oct 7) #1201: IS IT WRONG (Mon, 2002 Oct 7) #1566: DISGUSTING PEDOPHILE (Tue, 2003 Oct 7) #1932: VALIUM ADDICTION (Thu, 2004 Oct 7) #2297: GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING (Fri, 2005 Oct 7) #2662: MY PREROGATIVE (Sat, 2006 Oct 7) #3027: THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH (Sun, 2007 Oct 7) #3393: HOROLOGISTS (Tue, 2008 Oct 7) #3758: BEHOLD (Wed, 2009 Oct 7) #4123: VOONING (Thu, 2010 Oct 7) #4488: STEVE JOBS (Fri, 2011 Oct 7) #4854: Y2K (Sun, 2012 Oct 7) #5219: HANNOVER REDUX (Mon, 2013 Oct 7) Oct 8 (15) #106: WHAT HAPPENED (Fri, 1999 Oct 8) #472: BECAUSE OF ME (Sun, 2000 Oct 8) #837: TALIBAN (Mon, 2001 Oct 8) #1202: PORCELAIN GOD (Tue, 2002 Oct 8) #1567: A LETTER TO M.C. LYTE (Wed, 2003 Oct 8) #1933: INTO THE TOILET (Fri, 2004 Oct 8) #2298: DOOM TICKETS (Sat, 2005 Oct 8) #2663: DOLLAR STORES (Sun, 2006 Oct 8) #3028: WASHING CLOTHES (Mon, 2007 Oct 8) #3394: SNUFF BUKKAKE (Wed, 2008 Oct 8) #3759: TENSOR PRODUCT (Thu, 2009 Oct 8) #4124: POOR DISK (Fri, 2010 Oct 8) #4489: WATERING CAN (Sat, 2011 Oct 8) #4855: THE SECRET ABOUT THE BEATLES (Mon, 2012 Oct 8) #5220: BABY JESUS (Tue, 2013 Oct 8) Oct 9 (15) #107: EUREKA (Sat, 1999 Oct 9) #473: PISS FLOWERS (Mon, 2000 Oct 9) #838: AIDS (Tue, 2001 Oct 9) #1203: WIN $20 (Wed, 2002 Oct 9) #1568: LOVERS (Thu, 2003 Oct 9) #1934: MUSHROOM CLOUD (Sat, 2004 Oct 9) #2299: THE NEW FREE (Sun, 2005 Oct 9) #2664: RECIPE FOR SUCCESS (Mon, 2006 Oct 9) #3029: INTERFAITH DIALOG (Tue, 2007 Oct 9) #3395: NEWTON'S CRADLE (Thu, 2008 Oct 9) #3760: SO-CALLED (Fri, 2009 Oct 9) #4125: DRUID (Sat, 2010 Oct 9) #4490: ANOSOGNOSIA (Sun, 2011 Oct 9) #4856: THE ZULU WARRIOR'S STORY, IN THREE ACTS (Tue, 2012 Oct 9) #5221: ABDUCTION (Wed, 2013 Oct 9) Oct 10 (15) #108: GOD'S GREEN EARTH (Sun, 1999 Oct 10) #474: GIVE A HOOT (Tue, 2000 Oct 10) #839: BROOMS (Wed, 2001 Oct 10) #1204: RAPE KIT EXTENDED REMIX (Thu, 2002 Oct 10) #1569: FILKING (Fri, 2003 Oct 10) #1935: MARTIAN BUDDY (Sun, 2004 Oct 10) #2300: NECK AND NECK (Mon, 2005 Oct 10) #2665: THE GOD OF TIME (Tue, 2006 Oct 10) #3030: LOUIS VUITTON (Wed, 2007 Oct 10) #3396: ENCELADUS (Fri, 2008 Oct 10) #3761: NOBEL PEACE PRIZE REDUX (Sat, 2009 Oct 10) #4126: OH THE HUMANITY (Sun, 2010 Oct 10) #4491: DEAR DIARY (Mon, 2011 Oct 10) #4857: BACKSPACE KEY (Wed, 2012 Oct 10) #5222: FACIALLY YOURS (Thu, 2013 Oct 10) Oct 11 (15) #109: PATRICK NAUGHTON (Mon, 1999 Oct 11) #475: COMPARE AND CONTRAST (Wed, 2000 Oct 11) #840: VAN PELT (Thu, 2001 Oct 11) #1205: NEVER AGAIN (Fri, 2002 Oct 11) #1570: GAYDOME (Sat, 2003 Oct 11) #1936: SHRINK ME SMALL (Mon, 2004 Oct 11) #2301: FLOPPED THE NUTS (Tue, 2005 Oct 11) #2666: PARAWHAT (Wed, 2006 Oct 11) #3031: GIMBAL LOCK (Thu, 2007 Oct 11) #3397: PROPOSITION 8 (Sat, 2008 Oct 11) #3762: AMERICAN SECTOR (Sun, 2009 Oct 11) #4127: GEMINI (Mon, 2010 Oct 11) #4492: THE PLURAL OF ANUBIS (Tue, 2011 Oct 11) #4858: QUEASY (Thu, 2012 Oct 11) #5223: THE ANIMAL KINGDOM (Fri, 2013 Oct 11) Oct 12 (15) #110: MICROSCOPE (Tue, 1999 Oct 12) #476: SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY (Thu, 2000 Oct 12) #841: THE EMPIRE (Fri, 2001 Oct 12) #1206: YOUNG SCHOLAR (Sat, 2002 Oct 12) #1571: BORN AGAIN, BEAT AGAIN (Sun, 2003 Oct 12) #1937: PARKER LEWIS (Tue, 2004 Oct 12) #2302: USELESS DUMP OF A MOVIE (Wed, 2005 Oct 12) #2667: QUEENS RAMPAGES (Thu, 2006 Oct 12) #3032: NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH _______ (Fri, 2007 Oct 12) #3398: THE SHIELD (Sun, 2008 Oct 12) #3763: PLAXICO (Mon, 2009 Oct 12) #4128: COLUMBUS DAY (Tue, 2010 Oct 12) #4493: FULL DISCLOSURE (Wed, 2011 Oct 12) #4859: THE DUMBEST RHYME EVER (Fri, 2012 Oct 12) #5224: TWO GRAVESTONES (Sat, 2013 Oct 12) Oct 13 (15) #111: DRAWN LIKE SHIT (Wed, 1999 Oct 13) #477: LOSERS DOT NUTS (Fri, 2000 Oct 13) #842: WE WILL INFECT YOU (Sat, 2001 Oct 13) #1207: ANDY ROONEY (Sun, 2002 Oct 13) #1572: CV QUALIFIERS (Mon, 2003 Oct 13) #1938: PUNCH REFLEX (Wed, 2004 Oct 13) #2303: CONSPIRACY DUCK: COMMENTS (Thu, 2005 Oct 13) #2668: MICHAEL BAY (Fri, 2006 Oct 13) #3033: DIGITAL THEORIST (Sat, 2007 Oct 13) #3399: A POX (Mon, 2008 Oct 13) #3764: AKIMBO PISTOLS (Tue, 2009 Oct 13) #4129: CASE CLOSED (Wed, 2010 Oct 13) #4494: ARCHERY (Thu, 2011 Oct 13) #4860: KING KONG REMAKE (Sat, 2012 Oct 13) #5225: REASON FOR NON-PARTICIPATION (Sun, 2013 Oct 13) Oct 14 (15) #112: EMBRYO (Thu, 1999 Oct 14) #478: SIZE DOES MATTER (Sat, 2000 Oct 14) #843: PREPARE YOURSELF (Sun, 2001 Oct 14) #1208: CHOCOLATES (Mon, 2002 Oct 14) #1573: WHEN I JERK OFF (Tue, 2003 Oct 14) #1939: ASTRONOMY PICTURE OF THE DAY (Thu, 2004 Oct 14) #2304: CONFLICT DIAMONDS (Fri, 2005 Oct 14) #2669: LEVELS OF GAY (Sat, 2006 Oct 14) #3034: SJ SATHANAS (Sun, 2007 Oct 14) #3400: BEN STILLER (Tue, 2008 Oct 14) #3765: WICCAN POWERS (Wed, 2009 Oct 14) #4130: OPTICAL ILLUSION (Thu, 2010 Oct 14) #4495: SCISSORS (Fri, 2011 Oct 14) #4861: GRUNTLED (Sun, 2012 Oct 14) #5226: REASON FOR PARTICIPATION (Mon, 2013 Oct 14) Oct 15 (15) #113: PICK-UP STICKS (Fri, 1999 Oct 15) #479: MY GOOGLY EYES (Sun, 2000 Oct 15) #844: DILBERT (Mon, 2001 Oct 15) #1209: CAPTION MISMATCH (Tue, 2002 Oct 15) #1574: WRENCH (Wed, 2003 Oct 15) #1940: ALL THINGS CONSIDERED (Fri, 2004 Oct 15) #2305: CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA (Sat, 2005 Oct 15) #2670: SHORTER THAN THE BOOK BUT SIMPLER (Sun, 2006 Oct 15) #3035: GOD HELP ME (Mon, 2007 Oct 15) #3401: KNIFE FIGHT (Wed, 2008 Oct 15) #3766: KARI BYRON (Thu, 2009 Oct 15) #4131: SECRET CODE (Fri, 2010 Oct 15) #4496: DALI (Sat, 2011 Oct 15) #4862: WORDS TO LIVE BY (Mon, 2012 Oct 15) #5227: THE MESSAGE IN THE BOTTLE (Tue, 2013 Oct 15) Oct 16 (15) #114: ANGRY BUS DRIVER (Sat, 1999 Oct 16) #480: I'VE BEEN BAD (Mon, 2000 Oct 16) #845: WALLET AND GRUMBLE (Tue, 2001 Oct 16) #1210: ATTACHED CABOOSE (Wed, 2002 Oct 16) #1575: MEDICINE WOMAN (Thu, 2003 Oct 16) #1941: IS IT MORNING (Sat, 2004 Oct 16) #2306: PIZZA AND BEER (Sun, 2005 Oct 16) #2671: ANGER WEEK: EVEN ONE RING (Mon, 2006 Oct 16) #3036: RUPERT MURDOCH (Tue, 2007 Oct 16) #3402: HAX (Thu, 2008 Oct 16) #3767: HASHTAGS (Fri, 2009 Oct 16) #4132: THE EXTENDED HARVARD CLASSIFICATION SYSTEM PNEUMONIC (Sat, 2010 Oct 16) #4497: GIANT SQUID (Sun, 2011 Oct 16) #4863: AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE (Tue, 2012 Oct 16) #5228: THE WHEELBARROW'S FLAG (Wed, 2013 Oct 16) Oct 17 (15) #115: HARD TO TELL (Sun, 1999 Oct 17) #481: ALL REARED UP (Tue, 2000 Oct 17) #846: A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE (Wed, 2001 Oct 17) #1211: TOTALLY CLAMP (Thu, 2002 Oct 17) #1576: ALL CRIPPLES ARE STUPID YOU SEE (Fri, 2003 Oct 17) #1942: CONTEMPLATIONS OF MATT LEBLANC (Sun, 2004 Oct 17) #2307: UNRESTRAINED ID (Mon, 2005 Oct 17) #2672: ANGER WEEK: CAUSING ME TO THINK (Tue, 2006 Oct 17) #3037: CHELL (Wed, 2007 Oct 17) #3403: PBUH (Fri, 2008 Oct 17) #3768: ARCHIPELAGO (Sat, 2009 Oct 17) #4133: GROUND PROXIMITY ALARM (Sun, 2010 Oct 17) #4498: DELAY IN UPDATES (Mon, 2011 Oct 17) #4864: CONDOM TOSS (Wed, 2012 Oct 17) #5229: MOVING (Thu, 2013 Oct 17) Oct 18 (15) #116: HUNTING PRICKS (Mon, 1999 Oct 18) #482: EVOLUTION (Wed, 2000 Oct 18) #847: VIKING FADS (Thu, 2001 Oct 18) #1212: HOME IMPROVEMENT (Fri, 2002 Oct 18) #1577: ANNIE ASCII AND HER WHORE FRIEND (Sat, 2003 Oct 18) #1943: WISHING (Mon, 2004 Oct 18) #2308: D.P. (Tue, 2005 Oct 18) #2673: ANGER WEEK: NOT THE GOOD KIND (Wed, 2006 Oct 18) #3038: DELETE CHARACTER (Thu, 2007 Oct 18) #3404: DEUS EX (Sat, 2008 Oct 18) #3769: CAN'T QUIT YOU (Sun, 2009 Oct 18) #4134: RARE EARTH METAL (Mon, 2010 Oct 18) #4499: ASK NOT (Tue, 2011 Oct 18) #4865: OPENING STATEMENT (Thu, 2012 Oct 18) #5230: MERCURY THE HETERODOX HETEROSEXUAL (Fri, 2013 Oct 18) Oct 19 (15) #117: HONK HONK (Tue, 1999 Oct 19) #483: LIKE ASS (Thu, 2000 Oct 19) #848: THE PUZZLE (Fri, 2001 Oct 19) #1213: HENRY III (Sat, 2002 Oct 19) #1578: DEAR ABBY (Sun, 2003 Oct 19) #1944: THE REGISTER (Tue, 2004 Oct 19) #2309: CALL GIRL VS. HOOKER (Wed, 2005 Oct 19) #2674: ANGER WEEK: JURISDICTION (Thu, 2006 Oct 19) #3039: NOBEL PEACE PRIZE (Fri, 2007 Oct 19) #3405: BODY WASH (Sun, 2008 Oct 19) #3770: BALOOON RIDE (Mon, 2009 Oct 19) #4135: FRIGHTENING (Tue, 2010 Oct 19) #4500: BOOM BOX (Wed, 2011 Oct 19) #4866: SPIDERMAN'S DECLARATION (Fri, 2012 Oct 19) #5231: SCIENCE REPORTER (Sat, 2013 Oct 19) Oct 20 (15) #118: HOT STUFF (Wed, 1999 Oct 20) #484: LOOK AT THESE FAGGOTS (Fri, 2000 Oct 20) #849: MORE LIKE DUNGBERT (Sat, 2001 Oct 20) #1214: I AM THE LYTE (Sun, 2002 Oct 20) #1579: MORE OF A REQUEST (Mon, 2003 Oct 20) #1945: A POINT OF ORDER (Wed, 2004 Oct 20) #2310: A BETTER MAN (Thu, 2005 Oct 20) #2675: ANGER WEEK: DREAMS (Fri, 2006 Oct 20) #3040: SHOCKER (Sat, 2007 Oct 20) #3406: SWOON (Mon, 2008 Oct 20) #3771: SET IT FREE (Tue, 2009 Oct 20) #4136: ZAMBONI (Wed, 2010 Oct 20) #4501: THINKING MAN (Thu, 2011 Oct 20) #4867: THE TALE OF THE THISTLE (Sat, 2012 Oct 20) #5232: SOULS (Sun, 2013 Oct 20) Oct 21 (15) #119: CUT DOWN ON THE DOPE (Thu, 1999 Oct 21) #485: MOSTLY POO (Sat, 2000 Oct 21) #850: OSAMA BIN LADEN SPEAKS (Sun, 2001 Oct 21) #1215: PILGRIMS (Mon, 2002 Oct 21) #1580: CHEMISTRY JOKE (Tue, 2003 Oct 21) #1946: TRANSHUMANIST MASCULINIST (Thu, 2004 Oct 21) #2311: STROGG ALPHABET (Fri, 2005 Oct 21) #2676: JAY AND SILENT BOB (Sat, 2006 Oct 21) #3041: ADVERSE REACTION (Sun, 2007 Oct 21) #3407: HOLODECK (Tue, 2008 Oct 21) #3772: HIGGS FIELD (Wed, 2009 Oct 21) #4137: BLOG PIECE (Thu, 2010 Oct 21) #4502: BERSERKERS (Fri, 2011 Oct 21) #4868: THE X-BOOBS (Sun, 2012 Oct 21) #5233: MAD COW DISEASE (Mon, 2013 Oct 21) Oct 22 (15) #120: DOCTOR WHAT (Fri, 1999 Oct 22) #486: GUESS WHAT (Sun, 2000 Oct 22) #851: GAYER THAN THOU (Mon, 2001 Oct 22) #1216: SQUIRREL (Tue, 2002 Oct 22) #1581: CONSPIRACY DUCK: GNUTELLA PIONEER (Wed, 2003 Oct 22) #1947: POO DUCK (Fri, 2004 Oct 22) #2312: SPIELBERG JOINS EA (Sat, 2005 Oct 22) #2677: THE VAMPIRE POEM (Sun, 2006 Oct 22) #3042: CENTAURS (Mon, 2007 Oct 22) #3408: PSYCHIC DETECTIVE (Wed, 2008 Oct 22) #3773: NEW MEME (Thu, 2009 Oct 22) #4138: SR-71 (Fri, 2010 Oct 22) #4503: CANADIAN EDEN (Sat, 2011 Oct 22) #4869: ZERO TRANSMISSION RISK (Mon, 2012 Oct 22) #5234: RAPUNZEL (Tue, 2013 Oct 22) Oct 23 (15) #121: SUCKASAURUS (Sat, 1999 Oct 23) #487: BAD TWEETY (Mon, 2000 Oct 23) #852: SPACESHIP (Tue, 2001 Oct 23) #1217: WORST CEREAL EVER (Wed, 2002 Oct 23) #1582: SOME MILK (Thu, 2003 Oct 23) #1948: IN YER DREAMS (Sat, 2004 Oct 23) #2313: ESCALATION (Sun, 2005 Oct 23) #2678: TOSS MY SALAD (Mon, 2006 Oct 23) #3043: ARGUING SEMANTICS (Tue, 2007 Oct 23) #3409: GOLF (Thu, 2008 Oct 23) #3774: AUTISM (Fri, 2009 Oct 23) #4139: THE FLOWER'S PERSPECTIVE (Sat, 2010 Oct 23) #4504: CHEVY VOLT (Sun, 2011 Oct 23) #4870: ZOOS (Tue, 2012 Oct 23) #5235: TAKING UP PAINTING (Wed, 2013 Oct 23) Oct 24 (15) #122: ONE SMALL STEP (Sun, 1999 Oct 24) #488: EVERYBODY HATES CLOWNS (Tue, 2000 Oct 24) #853: LUNAR CYCLE (Wed, 2001 Oct 24) #1218: BUT THIS IS NOT A PERFECT WORLD (Thu, 2002 Oct 24) #1583: EXPERIMENTAL DICKITIS TREATMENT (Fri, 2003 Oct 24) #1949: MY ELECTION PROMISE TO YOU (Sun, 2004 Oct 24) #2314: BIRD FLU (Mon, 2005 Oct 24) #2679: PI AND PREJUDICE (Tue, 2006 Oct 24) #3044: HALO 3 (Wed, 2007 Oct 24) #3410: STRANGELY APPROPRIATE (Fri, 2008 Oct 24) #3775: JOHN LENNON (Sat, 2009 Oct 24) #4140: THE LITTLE FRACTAL THAT COULDN'T (Sun, 2010 Oct 24) #4505: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW (Mon, 2011 Oct 24) #4871: ELECTORAL MAP (Wed, 2012 Oct 24) #5236: RAGING PLANET (Thu, 2013 Oct 24) Oct 25 (15) #123: RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE (Mon, 1999 Oct 25) #489: MTV (Wed, 2000 Oct 25) #854: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A SEAHORSE (Thu, 2001 Oct 25) #1219: QUIET YOU (Fri, 2002 Oct 25) #1584: LEAP YEAR (Sat, 2003 Oct 25) #1950: QUEENY LOVE (Mon, 2004 Oct 25) #2315: KATHY GRIFFIN HOSTS (Tue, 2005 Oct 25) #2680: SHERRY PALMER (Wed, 2006 Oct 25) #3045: WORDS HURT (Thu, 2007 Oct 25) #3411: AMERICAN MCGEE PRESENTS (Sat, 2008 Oct 25) #3776: BEHIND THE SCENES CLIPS (Sun, 2009 Oct 25) #4141: THE MARTINI SPEAKS (Mon, 2010 Oct 25) #4506: WINTER (Tue, 2011 Oct 25) #4872: ZOMBIE MODE (Thu, 2012 Oct 25) #5237: THE BIPEDAL DRAGON'S STATEMENT FOR THE COURT RECORD (Fri, 2013 Oct 25) Oct 26 (15) #124: PUT PORN ON ME (Tue, 1999 Oct 26) #490: YOUR REFLECTION (Thu, 2000 Oct 26) #855: NETHACK (Fri, 2001 Oct 26) #1220: NOBODY EXPECTS (Sat, 2002 Oct 26) #1585: GALACTIC BESTIALITY FILMS (Sun, 2003 Oct 26) #1951: FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW (Tue, 2004 Oct 26) #2316: WIKIPEDIANS (Wed, 2005 Oct 26) #2681: CHILD CUSTODY LIGHT (Thu, 2006 Oct 26) #3046: RED-TINTED (Fri, 2007 Oct 26) #3412: THE NEXT SEASON OF 24 (Sun, 2008 Oct 26) #3777: POOR ROOMBA (Mon, 2009 Oct 26) #4142: MONDRIAN (Tue, 2010 Oct 26) #4507: DOTS (Wed, 2011 Oct 26) #4873: N.P.Z.W.L.B. (Fri, 2012 Oct 26) #5238: SO-CALLED LOW-RISE CAP (Sat, 2013 Oct 26) Oct 27 (15) #125: THIS GAY POND (Wed, 1999 Oct 27) #491: ALL NIGHT LONG (Fri, 2000 Oct 27) #856: IS THAT (Sat, 2001 Oct 27) #1221: TRY AS YOU MIGHT (Sun, 2002 Oct 27) #1586: A MOMENT OF SILENCE (Mon, 2003 Oct 27) #1952: FUN FACT (Wed, 2004 Oct 27) #2317: BITCHES (Thu, 2005 Oct 27) #2682: TAOIST-DISCORDIAN (Fri, 2006 Oct 27) #3047: VERONIKA ZEMANOVA (Sat, 2007 Oct 27) #3413: NOBODY'S BUSINESS (Mon, 2008 Oct 27) #3778: GEORGE LOPEZ (Tue, 2009 Oct 27) #4143: MAYAN (Wed, 2010 Oct 27) #4508: FLAMINGO (Thu, 2011 Oct 27) #4874: BE LIKE NEWTON (Sat, 2012 Oct 27) #5239: JUSTIFIED USE OF DEADLY FORCE (Sun, 2013 Oct 27) Oct 28 (15) #126: BEFORE THE SALE ENDS (Thu, 1999 Oct 28) #492: ALL THESE SAILORS (Sat, 2000 Oct 28) #857: AALIYAH (Sun, 2001 Oct 28) #1222: AMAZON CUSTOMER REVIEWS (Mon, 2002 Oct 28) #1587: ANGELINA JOLIE (Tue, 2003 Oct 28) #1953: SIDEWAYS CAT POO COILED UP ON A PLATE WITH STEAM RISING (Thu, 2004 Oct 28) #2318: CODE NAMES (Fri, 2005 Oct 28) #2683: INCULCATE (Sat, 2006 Oct 28) #3048: IAPETUS (Sun, 2007 Oct 28) #3414: OVER (Tue, 2008 Oct 28) #3779: PLEASE READ (Wed, 2009 Oct 28) #4144: ENOUGH WITH THE ZOMBIES (Thu, 2010 Oct 28) #4509: PUT 'EM UP (Fri, 2011 Oct 28) #4875: THE SPACE BALLOON (Sun, 2012 Oct 28) #5240: PRESCRIPTION SIDE EFFECTS (Mon, 2013 Oct 28) Oct 29 (15) #127: YOU'RE FIRED (Fri, 1999 Oct 29) #493: HOMER IS GROPING LISA (Sun, 2000 Oct 29) #858: BAD ELMO (Mon, 2001 Oct 29) #1223: GAMES MAGAZINE (Tue, 2002 Oct 29) #1588: SERIAL KILLER (Wed, 2003 Oct 29) #1954: BILL BIXBY (Fri, 2004 Oct 29) #2319: BETTY PAGE (Sat, 2005 Oct 29) #2684: SELF-INVOKING GODWIN'S LAW (Sun, 2006 Oct 29) #3049: SIDS (Mon, 2007 Oct 29) #3415: INFLATION (Wed, 2008 Oct 29) #3780: SO SAY WE ALL (Thu, 2009 Oct 29) #4145: STANDING AT THE BACK DRESSED STUPIDLY AND LOOKING STUPID PARTY (Fri, 2010 Oct 29) #4510: BOUQUET (Sat, 2011 Oct 29) #4876: ANTIDISNOSTALGIARIANISM (Mon, 2012 Oct 29) #5241: ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN (Tue, 2013 Oct 29) Oct 30 (15) #128: RADIATION HAZARD (Sat, 1999 Oct 30) #494: U S A (Mon, 2000 Oct 30) #859: CURLING (Tue, 2001 Oct 30) #1224: HALE-BOPP (Wed, 2002 Oct 30) #1589: LET ALONE EAT IT (Thu, 2003 Oct 30) #1955: A SIMPLE PLAN (Sat, 2004 Oct 30) #2320: GOD INVENTED TOILETS (Sun, 2005 Oct 30) #2685: INTERNET PORN SINGULARITY (Mon, 2006 Oct 30) #3050: AS GOD IS MY WITNESS (Tue, 2007 Oct 30) #3416: 54-40 (Thu, 2008 Oct 30) #3781: NOT A FIGHTER (Fri, 2009 Oct 30) #4146: MOSQUITO (Sat, 2010 Oct 30) #4511: BOWLING (Sun, 2011 Oct 30) #4877: THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS (Tue, 2012 Oct 30) #5242: DIE WIPING (Wed, 2013 Oct 30) Oct 31 (15) #129: PASS THE BONG (Sun, 1999 Oct 31) #495: NIGHTLY (Tue, 2000 Oct 31) #860: COMMANDER TACO (Wed, 2001 Oct 31) #1225: SOLARIS (Thu, 2002 Oct 31) #1590: NEW LOGO FOR HACKERDOM (Fri, 2003 Oct 31) #1956: THE ADVENTUROUS TYPE (Sun, 2004 Oct 31) #2321: WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT BEER (Mon, 2005 Oct 31) #2686: EVERYBODY HATES RAYMOND (Tue, 2006 Oct 31) #3051: ATTEND A RAVE (Wed, 2007 Oct 31) #3417: BLOGSHARES (Fri, 2008 Oct 31) #3782: FOREIGNER (Sat, 2009 Oct 31) #4147: SPIRIT THE ROVER (Sun, 2010 Oct 31) #4512: GUEST BLOGGER (Mon, 2011 Oct 31) #4878: EXCLUSIVE OR (Wed, 2012 Oct 31) #5243: GREEN TWITTER ICONS (Thu, 2013 Oct 31) Nov 1 (15) #130: IDENTIFY ME (Mon, 1999 Nov 1) #496: ME AND MINE (Wed, 2000 Nov 1) #861: HOLY (Thu, 2001 Nov 1) #1226: BATTLECRUISER 4000 AD (Fri, 2002 Nov 1) #1591: MOTD (Sat, 2003 Nov 1) #1957: BEYOND THE MECHANICAL UNIVERSE (Mon, 2004 Nov 1) #2322: PLUTO (Tue, 2005 Nov 1) #2687: TRICK OR TREAT (Wed, 2006 Nov 1) #3052: BIONIC WOMAN (Thu, 2007 Nov 1) #3418: ECONOMICS (Sat, 2008 Nov 1) #3783: GEORGE WASHINGTON'S TRUE ADMISSION (Sun, 2009 Nov 1) #4148: LAWN CHAIR (Mon, 2010 Nov 1) #4513: SAMURAI (Tue, 2011 Nov 1) #4879: YOUTUBE STAR (Thu, 2012 Nov 1) #5244: THE MORE THINGS CHANGE (Fri, 2013 Nov 1) Nov 2 (15) #131: DOROTHY (Tue, 1999 Nov 2) #497: GUESS (Thu, 2000 Nov 2) #862: MISS OF THE YEAR (Fri, 2001 Nov 2) #1227: ALLHALLOWMAS (Sat, 2002 Nov 2) #1592: MARK MITSUBISHI (Sun, 2003 Nov 2) #1958: BUSH/CHENEY 2004 (Tue, 2004 Nov 2) #2323: GLBT (Wed, 2005 Nov 2) #2688: SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSON (Thu, 2006 Nov 2) #3053: CALL OF DUTY (Fri, 2007 Nov 2) #3419: KNIGHT RIDER (Sun, 2008 Nov 2) #3784: KINDLE FANTASY (Mon, 2009 Nov 2) #4149: ROBOT OWL (Tue, 2010 Nov 2) #4514: SHOWER (Wed, 2011 Nov 2) #4880: WILLY WONKA (Fri, 2012 Nov 2) #5245: ENTER THE RECTANGLE (Sat, 2013 Nov 2) Nov 3 (15) #132: THE PROPOSAL (Wed, 1999 Nov 3) #498: DREDS (Fri, 2000 Nov 3) #863: FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION (Sat, 2001 Nov 3) #1228: V (Sun, 2002 Nov 3) #1593: MALARIA (Mon, 2003 Nov 3) #1959: DEAR PORNOGRAPHERS (Wed, 2004 Nov 3) #2324: THROAT CANCER (Thu, 2005 Nov 3) #2689: SAFE WORD (Fri, 2006 Nov 3) #3054: HELEN THOMAS (Sat, 2007 Nov 3) #3420: POOR MADONNA (Mon, 2008 Nov 3) #3785: THE VIEW (Tue, 2009 Nov 3) #4150: MISSED HALLOWEEN (Wed, 2010 Nov 3) #4515: MUD (Thu, 2011 Nov 3) #4881: NOBEL PRIZE (Sat, 2012 Nov 3) #5246: THREE-MAN BOBSLED MOVIE (Sun, 2013 Nov 3) Nov 4 (15) #133: MASSIVE SHIT (Thu, 1999 Nov 4) #499: SUNRISE (Sat, 2000 Nov 4) #864: THE CHALKBOARD (Sun, 2001 Nov 4) #1229: THE OTHER CLAIR (Mon, 2002 Nov 4) #1594: ODD COUPLE 2003 (Tue, 2003 Nov 4) #1960: ROCK THE VOTE (Thu, 2004 Nov 4) #2325: EHARMONY (Fri, 2005 Nov 4) #2690: CHIEF OF WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2006 Nov 4) #3055: NUMBER THREE (Sun, 2007 Nov 4) #3421: ELECTION ADVICE (Tue, 2008 Nov 4) #3786: BABY I LOVE YOUR WAY (Wed, 2009 Nov 4) #4151: POSEIDEN'S POSSE (Thu, 2010 Nov 4) #4516: NEPTUNE SPEAKS (Fri, 2011 Nov 4) #4882: GARAGE BAND LYRICS (Sun, 2012 Nov 4) #5247: A SHAM, HE SAID (Mon, 2013 Nov 4) Nov 5 (15) #134: DID ME UGLY (Fri, 1999 Nov 5) #500: UNICORN (Sun, 2000 Nov 5) #865: ROBOT FANTASY WOMAN (Mon, 2001 Nov 5) #1230: GNUTELLA (Tue, 2002 Nov 5) #1595: BJORK (Wed, 2003 Nov 5) #1961: DEMOCRACY WORKS (A QUARTET) (Fri, 2004 Nov 5) #2326: ANNE RICE (Sat, 2005 Nov 5) #2691: THE BLOGOSPHERE (Sun, 2006 Nov 5) #3056: MISSOURI LAW (Mon, 2007 Nov 5) #3422: LOL PRESIDENT (Wed, 2008 Nov 5) #3787: A SINCERE PLEA FROM A SINCERE FLOUNDER (Thu, 2009 Nov 5) #4152: THE CONTEPLATIVE RHINOCEROS (Fri, 2010 Nov 5) #4517: MARIONETTE OR ... 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"BOB" DOBBS (Wed, 2000 Nov 8) #868: DEAR OSAMA (Thu, 2001 Nov 8) #1233: THREE QUARKS FOR MUSTER MARK (Fri, 2002 Nov 8) #1598: POLAR BEAR (Sat, 2003 Nov 8) #1964: THUS SPAKE ZARATHUSTRA (Mon, 2004 Nov 8) #2329: MITOCHONDRIAL EVE (Tue, 2005 Nov 8) #2694: GATE-GATE (Wed, 2006 Nov 8) #3059: KANYE WEST (Thu, 2007 Nov 8) #3425: I HAVE A WIFE (Sat, 2008 Nov 8) #3790: ISLAMABAD (Sun, 2009 Nov 8) #4155: THE RISING TIDE (Mon, 2010 Nov 8) #4520: COLLECT SUNLIGHT (Tue, 2011 Nov 8) #4886: HURRICANE SANDY (Thu, 2012 Nov 8) #5251: A NEED FOR RAW MATERIALS IS EXPRESSED FORCEFULLY (Fri, 2013 Nov 8) Nov 9 (15) #138: I AM YOUR FATHER (Tue, 1999 Nov 9) #504: BILL THE CAT (Thu, 2000 Nov 9) #869: COME ON (Fri, 2001 Nov 9) #1234: FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS (Sat, 2002 Nov 9) #1599: CONSPIRACY DUCK: OPEN SOURCE (Sun, 2003 Nov 9) #1965: NEWS FLASH (Tue, 2004 Nov 9) #2330: A BRILLIANT MARKETING CAMPAIGN IF EVER THERE WAS ONE (Wed, 2005 Nov 9) #2695: TO ALL GLAMOUR MODELS (Thu, 2006 Nov 9) #3060: DOG CHAPMAN (Fri, 2007 Nov 9) #3426: A SINCERE OFFER (Sun, 2008 Nov 9) #3791: XENI JARDIN (Mon, 2009 Nov 9) #4156: QE2 (Tue, 2010 Nov 9) #4521: NO SMOKING (Wed, 2011 Nov 9) #4887: THE PROPOSAL REDUX (Fri, 2012 Nov 9) #5252: FIVE CCS (Sat, 2013 Nov 9) Nov 10 (15) #139: BEAVIS AND BORING (Wed, 1999 Nov 10) #505: WHO'S THE RETARD (Fri, 2000 Nov 10) #870: 7 RUBLES (Sat, 2001 Nov 10) #1235: BLINK WHAT (Sun, 2002 Nov 10) #1600: MY BLOG (Mon, 2003 Nov 10) #1966: THE EINSTEIN-ROSEN BRIDGE (Wed, 2004 Nov 10) #2331: BONERVILLE (Thu, 2005 Nov 10) #2696: BORAT (Fri, 2006 Nov 10) #3061: NOT SCHADENFREUDE (Sat, 2007 Nov 10) #3427: AISLE VS. 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CLAIRE (Thu, 2003 Nov 27) #1983: A GOOD FIFTEEN MINUTES (Sat, 2004 Nov 27) #2348: THE PORN CLAM ON: MR. MARCUS (Sun, 2005 Nov 27) #2713: JOHN TRAVOLTA (Mon, 2006 Nov 27) #3078: GENERIC NAMES (Tue, 2007 Nov 27) #3444: TAKE A LITTLE TRYP (Thu, 2008 Nov 27) #3809: TAP TAP TAP (Fri, 2009 Nov 27) #4174: MAIN CHUTES DEPLOYED (Sat, 2010 Nov 27) #4539: SPR (Sun, 2011 Nov 27) #4905: AERFOLOT (Tue, 2012 Nov 27) #5270: STAIN (Wed, 2013 Nov 27) Nov 28 (15) #157: HITLER (Sun, 1999 Nov 28) #523: SON OF A BITCH (Tue, 2000 Nov 28) #888: BE HONEST (Wed, 2001 Nov 28) #1253: AKBAR AND JEFF (Thu, 2002 Nov 28) #1618: WATCH WHAT HAPPENS (Fri, 2003 Nov 28) #1984: ONE OF OUR FRUIT MACHINES IS MISSING (Sun, 2004 Nov 28) #2349: UNTITLED II (Mon, 2005 Nov 28) #2714: STRIPPERS (Tue, 2006 Nov 28) #3079: CONCEALMENT (Wed, 2007 Nov 28) #3445: GIVING YOU THE BIRD (Fri, 2008 Nov 28) #3810: DINOSAUR DREAM (Sat, 2009 Nov 28) #4175: EX POST (Sun, 2010 Nov 28) #4540: MARIMBA (Mon, 2011 Nov 28) #4906: CUE AND CUEBALL (Wed, 2012 Nov 28) #5271: AN AWARD OF SOME SORT (Thu, 2013 Nov 28) Nov 29 (15) #158: THERE BE DICKS HERE (Mon, 1999 Nov 29) #524: THESE TWO EYES (Wed, 2000 Nov 29) #889: PENIS ENLARGER (Thu, 2001 Nov 29) #1254: BOXER-BRIEFS (Fri, 2002 Nov 29) #1619: HOGAN'S HEROES (Sat, 2003 Nov 29) #1985: METRICATING THE UAC (Mon, 2004 Nov 29) #2350: ERGONOMIC KEYBOARD (Tue, 2005 Nov 29) #2715: CHIEF LIZARD WRANGLER (Wed, 2006 Nov 29) #3080: LUDACRIS (Thu, 2007 Nov 29) #3446: IF I WERE PRESIDENT (Sat, 2008 Nov 29) #3811: POOR CARMELLA (Sun, 2009 Nov 29) #4176: KILLER APP (Mon, 2010 Nov 29) #4541: SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING (Tue, 2011 Nov 29) #4907: THE GNU HAS AN OPINION (Thu, 2012 Nov 29) #5272: THE ALLEGRA-VIAGRA SPLIT (Fri, 2013 Nov 29) Nov 30 (15) #159: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE (Tue, 1999 Nov 30) #525: LAME (Thu, 2000 Nov 30) #890: MR. SPOCK (Fri, 2001 Nov 30) #1255: ARBITRARILY (Sat, 2002 Nov 30) #1620: LONELY (Sun, 2003 Nov 30) #1986: A CURE FOR ALCOHOLISM (Tue, 2004 Nov 30) #2351: WIPEOUT PURE (Wed, 2005 Nov 30) #2716: INCONSOLABLE (Thu, 2006 Nov 30) #3081: MY RELIGION (Fri, 2007 Nov 30) #3447: YES/NO ON 8 (Sun, 2008 Nov 30) #3812: BLACK PRESIDENT (Mon, 2009 Nov 30) #4177: SINCERE CAREER WISHES (Tue, 2010 Nov 30) #4542: STOMACH ACHE (Wed, 2011 Nov 30) #4908: FLYING CARS (Fri, 2012 Nov 30) #5273: PINK RIBBON (Sat, 2013 Nov 30) Dec 1 (15) #160: WELL DONE OLD CHAP (Wed, 1999 Dec 1) #526: MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE (Fri, 2000 Dec 1) #891: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS (Sat, 2001 Dec 1) #1256: CANCER RATES (Sun, 2002 Dec 1) #1621: THREE PLATITUDES BY ANOMALOCARIS (Mon, 2003 Dec 1) #1987: FRANK ZAPPA EATS SHIT (Wed, 2004 Dec 1) #2352: RENT (Thu, 2005 Dec 1) #2717: THE LAMP (Fri, 2006 Dec 1) #3082: HELPFUL ADVICE (Sat, 2007 Dec 1) #3448: BRUSH FIRES (Mon, 2008 Dec 1) #3813: TRANSEXUAL VS. 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DOLLAR BILL (Sun, 1999 Dec 5) #530: ASCII PRICKS (Tue, 2000 Dec 5) #895: WHAT'S THAT SMELL (Wed, 2001 Dec 5) #1260: BEHIND THIS PHONE BOOTH (Thu, 2002 Dec 5) #1625: THE SPACETIME CONTINUUM WONDERS (Fri, 2003 Dec 5) #1991: MONA LISA IN DRAG (Sun, 2004 Dec 5) #2356: EMPEROR PENGUIN (Mon, 2005 Dec 5) #2721: ASPERGER'S (Tue, 2006 Dec 5) #3086: SONNY'S SOLO (Wed, 2007 Dec 5) #3452: UNICORN POLITICS (Fri, 2008 Dec 5) #3817: BHOPAL (Sat, 2009 Dec 5) #4182: MARVIN THE MARTIAN (Sun, 2010 Dec 5) #4547: UNICYCLE (Mon, 2011 Dec 5) #4913: HINDU LABYRINTH (Wed, 2012 Dec 5) #5278: INTERNET CHESS (Thu, 2013 Dec 5) Dec 6 (15) #165: UP THE ASS (Mon, 1999 Dec 6) #531: NO COMMENT (Wed, 2000 Dec 6) #896: QVC (Thu, 2001 Dec 6) #1261: FILLER (Fri, 2002 Dec 6) #1626: CONVERTED CRAP (Sat, 2003 Dec 6) #1992: POO DOG (Mon, 2004 Dec 6) #2357: WHAT I LEARNED FROM EVERQUEST (Tue, 2005 Dec 6) #2722: THE NEXT STEP (Wed, 2006 Dec 6) #3087: REPEAL DAY (Thu, 2007 Dec 6) #3453: A TERRIBLE T-SHIRT IDEA (Sat, 2008 Dec 6) #3818: ETHER FROLIC (Sun, 2009 Dec 6) #4183: ARSENIC-BASED BORINGNESS (Mon, 2010 Dec 6) #4548: IT RUBS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN (Tue, 2011 Dec 6) #4914: STALLS (Thu, 2012 Dec 6) #5279: HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG (Fri, 2013 Dec 6) Dec 7 (15) #166: AND SO FORTH (Tue, 1999 Dec 7) #532: COSBY SHOW (Thu, 2000 Dec 7) #897: PERVERT (Fri, 2001 Dec 7) #1262: SOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR (Sat, 2002 Dec 7) #1627: RIDDLE ME THIS (Sun, 2003 Dec 7) #1993: LAUNDRY LIST (Tue, 2004 Dec 7) #2358: SUPERHERO NAME (Wed, 2005 Dec 7) #2723: AN ADDICTION (Thu, 2006 Dec 7) #3088: CAR INSURANCE (Fri, 2007 Dec 7) #3454: LEGS (Sun, 2008 Dec 7) #3819: COMIC SANS (Mon, 2009 Dec 7) #4184: PENTAGON PAPERS (Tue, 2010 Dec 7) #4549: THE BEST LINE FROM TERMINATOR 2 (Wed, 2011 Dec 7) #4915: GRAPES OF WRATH (Fri, 2012 Dec 7) #5280: PALINDROME (Sat, 2013 Dec 7) Dec 8 (15) #167: A SALE ON GAY (Wed, 1999 Dec 8) #533: BACK TO THE FUTURE (Fri, 2000 Dec 8) #898: KITTEN (Sat, 2001 Dec 8) #1263: A REAL TRAGEDY (Sun, 2002 Dec 8) #1628: ALL ABOUT RAPE (Mon, 2003 Dec 8) #1994: RULE OF THUMB (Wed, 2004 Dec 8) #2359: LIVE 8 (Thu, 2005 Dec 8) #2724: TENACIOUS D (Fri, 2006 Dec 8) #3089: I UPDATED WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2007 Dec 8) #3455: CALL OF DUTY: WORLD AT WAR (Mon, 2008 Dec 8) #3820: MARTIN SHORT (Tue, 2009 Dec 8) #4185: TYCHO BRAHE (Wed, 2010 Dec 8) #4550: A TREASURE MAP (Thu, 2011 Dec 8) #4916: LITTLE PLANET (Sat, 2012 Dec 8) #5281: HOVER TO EXPERIENCE (Sun, 2013 Dec 8) Dec 9 (15) #168: ALIEN (Thu, 1999 Dec 9) #534: MERCURY (Sat, 2000 Dec 9) #899: RAPE (Sun, 2001 Dec 9) #1264: A LITTLE DITTY (Mon, 2002 Dec 9) #1629: A POO POKING (Tue, 2003 Dec 9) #1995: ELECTION (Thu, 2004 Dec 9) #2360: MARTIAL ARTS (Fri, 2005 Dec 9) #2725: JPEGS AND GIFS AND PNGS OH MY (Sat, 2006 Dec 9) #3090: EATEN BY A DINOSAUR (Sun, 2007 Dec 9) #3456: CRUFT (Tue, 2008 Dec 9) #3821: YOU LOST ME (Wed, 2009 Dec 9) #4186: GEORGE SOROS (Thu, 2010 Dec 9) #4551: TIME ZONES (Fri, 2011 Dec 9) #4917: THE SMUG VIKING (Sun, 2012 Dec 9) #5282: TOO EARLY (Mon, 2013 Dec 9) Dec 10 (15) #169: DEMI MOORE (Fri, 1999 Dec 10) #535: THIS REALLY HURTS (Sun, 2000 Dec 10) #900: BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND (Mon, 2001 Dec 10) #1265: THE GIFT OF THE MAGI (Tue, 2002 Dec 10) #1630: ANYONE'S NIGHTMARE (Wed, 2003 Dec 10) #1996: NEW YORK, NEW YORK (Fri, 2004 Dec 10) #2361: BONO'S POLITICAL INSIGHT (Sat, 2005 Dec 10) #2726: I LOVES IT (Sun, 2006 Dec 10) #3091: TO THE LADIES OUT THERE (Mon, 2007 Dec 10) #3457: DOCUMENTATION (Wed, 2008 Dec 10) #3822: FUNEMPLOYED (Thu, 2009 Dec 10) #4187: BREAST CANCER (Fri, 2010 Dec 10) #4552: YACHT (Sat, 2011 Dec 10) #4918: POV-RAY (Mon, 2012 Dec 10) #5283: FEE FI FO FURP (Tue, 2013 Dec 10) Dec 11 (15) #170: COCK (Sat, 1999 Dec 11) #536: WHO KNOWS (Mon, 2000 Dec 11) #901: DOWN SYNDROME (Tue, 2001 Dec 11) #1266: THE DENTIST EPISODE (Wed, 2002 Dec 11) #1631: CLOCKSTOPPERS (Thu, 2003 Dec 11) #1997: RIGHT THING, WRONG NAME (Sat, 2004 Dec 11) #2362: SQUIGGLIES REDUX (Sun, 2005 Dec 11) #2727: CABAL (Mon, 2006 Dec 11) #3092: DECATHLON REDUX (Tue, 2007 Dec 11) #3458: GAY FOR A DAY (Thu, 2008 Dec 11) #3823: ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET (Fri, 2009 Dec 11) #4188: COLLATERAL MURDER (Sat, 2010 Dec 11) #4553: YMCA MISQUOTE (Sun, 2011 Dec 11) #4919: THE POLICEMAN WITH QUESTIONABLE POLITICS (Tue, 2012 Dec 11) #5284: WEEKLY STATUS REPORT (Wed, 2013 Dec 11) Dec 12 (15) #171: I'M A DICK (Sun, 1999 Dec 12) #537: THE GODDAMN BRAT (Tue, 2000 Dec 12) #902: LOOK OUT IT'S HENRI (Wed, 2001 Dec 12) #1267: ONLINE GIRLFRIEND (Thu, 2002 Dec 12) #1632: THE PERFECT CRIME (Fri, 2003 Dec 12) #1998: PAGAN-NONPAGAN RATIO (Sun, 2004 Dec 12) #2363: DRAGONSLAYER (Mon, 2005 Dec 12) #2728: VX (Tue, 2006 Dec 12) #3093: EATEN BY AN ANNA NICOLE SMITH (Wed, 2007 Dec 12) #3459: LOUSY T-SHIRT (Fri, 2008 Dec 12) #3824: JEOPARDY MISHAP (Sat, 2009 Dec 12) #4189: JAMMING DAY (Sun, 2010 Dec 12) #4554: YODA REMINISCES (Mon, 2011 Dec 12) #4920: BREAST REDUCTION SURGERY (Wed, 2012 Dec 12) #5285: X-MEN (Thu, 2013 Dec 12) Dec 13 (15) #172: VALUJET (Mon, 1999 Dec 13) #538: SORRY (Wed, 2000 Dec 13) #903: NOW THAT'S FAT (Thu, 2001 Dec 13) #1268: FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE (Fri, 2002 Dec 13) #1633: M8 (Sat, 2003 Dec 13) #1999: YOUR STORIES SEQUENCE IN TELL (Mon, 2004 Dec 13) #2364: HATE THE GAME (Tue, 2005 Dec 13) #2729: WAY MORE THAN FULL DUPLEX (Wed, 2006 Dec 13) #3094: DUKE NUKEM (Thu, 2007 Dec 13) #3460: BLAGOJEVICH (Sat, 2008 Dec 13) #3825: KOREANS (Sun, 2009 Dec 13) #4190: ARROW OF TIME (Mon, 2010 Dec 13) #4555: YAK (Tue, 2011 Dec 13) #4921: PUMPKIN PIE (Thu, 2012 Dec 13) #5286: SHREK FOUR (Fri, 2013 Dec 13) Dec 14 (15) #173: POOP CHUTE (Tue, 1999 Dec 14) #539: JESUS HATES YOU (Thu, 2000 Dec 14) #904: VALENTINE (Fri, 2001 Dec 14) #1269: SHAVED (Sat, 2002 Dec 14) #1634: JACK HAMMER (Sun, 2003 Dec 14) #2000: TIC-TAC-TOE IN C# (Tue, 2004 Dec 14) #2365: POLYAMORY IS A GYP (Wed, 2005 Dec 14) #2730: HOT JOBS (Thu, 2006 Dec 14) #3095: RACHEL RAY (Fri, 2007 Dec 14) #3461: EXCEPTIONS (Sun, 2008 Dec 14) #3826: 2 LEGIT (Mon, 2009 Dec 14) #4191: WHO KNEW (Tue, 2010 Dec 14) #4556: DENTIST'S OFFICE (Wed, 2011 Dec 14) #4922: KOMODO DRAGON SKIN (Fri, 2012 Dec 14) #5287: JIM NABORS (Sat, 2013 Dec 14) Dec 15 (15) #174: GAY MIDGET (Wed, 1999 Dec 15) #540: SNORING (Fri, 2000 Dec 15) #905: YOU MIGHT BE (Sat, 2001 Dec 15) #1270: A POLITICALLY-ORIENTED MESSAGE FROM A FLEA (Sun, 2002 Dec 15) #1635: ON RECORD (Mon, 2003 Dec 15) #2001: HOT OR NOT (Wed, 2004 Dec 15) #2366: JUGGLER (Thu, 2005 Dec 15) #2731: AIDSCAKE (Fri, 2006 Dec 15) #3096: RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME (Sat, 2007 Dec 15) #3462: GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE (Mon, 2008 Dec 15) #3827: HOWARD THE DUCK II (Tue, 2009 Dec 15) #4192: ECOCIDE (Wed, 2010 Dec 15) #4557: GALLOWS HUMOR (Thu, 2011 Dec 15) #4923: PREMATURE DEMISE (Sat, 2012 Dec 15) #5288: THE OATH (Sun, 2013 Dec 15) Dec 16 (15) #175: BOWEL CONTENTS (Thu, 1999 Dec 16) #541: YOU KNOW (Sat, 2000 Dec 16) #906: SUDDEN INFANT SOMETHING SOMETHING (Sun, 2001 Dec 16) #1271: DELETED SCENES (Mon, 2002 Dec 16) #1636: BREAST REDUCTION (Tue, 2003 Dec 16) #2002: QUALITY ENGINEER LEVEL III (Thu, 2004 Dec 16) #2367: CARNITAS BURRITO (Fri, 2005 Dec 16) #2732: NAILABLE (Sat, 2006 Dec 16) #3097: BLORE (Sun, 2007 Dec 16) #3463: TERRIBLE SEQUEL (Tue, 2008 Dec 16) #3828: A GOOD FPS (Wed, 2009 Dec 16) #4193: RAILGUN (Thu, 2010 Dec 16) #4558: DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (Fri, 2011 Dec 16) #4924: ONCE A STRIPPER (Sun, 2012 Dec 16) #5289: CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS (Mon, 2013 Dec 16) Dec 17 (15) #176: LITTLE ANGEL (Fri, 1999 Dec 17) #542: LOOK A DICK (Sun, 2000 Dec 17) #907: SUICIDE KING (Mon, 2001 Dec 17) #1272: SEARCHING FOR (Tue, 2002 Dec 17) #1637: WACKO JACKO (Wed, 2003 Dec 17) #2003: SOCIOPOLITICAL ROCK BAND (Fri, 2004 Dec 17) #2368: BOBBY BROWN CHRISTMAS SPECIAL (Sat, 2005 Dec 17) #2733: PAGING ARIA GIOVANNI (Sun, 2006 Dec 17) #3098: LYING ABOUT AT LEAST ONE OF THESE THINGS (Mon, 2007 Dec 17) #3464: A REGULAR DINOSAUR (Wed, 2008 Dec 17) #3829: FORT DIX (Thu, 2009 Dec 17) #4194: RAGE (Fri, 2010 Dec 17) #4559: HALLWAY (Sat, 2011 Dec 17) #4925: GENIE IN THE LAMP (Mon, 2012 Dec 17) #5290: DOGS OF WAR (Tue, 2013 Dec 17) Dec 18 (15) #177: THE WHAT (Sat, 1999 Dec 18) #543: CRACKERS IN SPACE (Mon, 2000 Dec 18) #908: CALICO (Tue, 2001 Dec 18) #1273: IT'S NOT REALLY INCEST (Wed, 2002 Dec 18) #1638: COME CLEAN (Thu, 2003 Dec 18) #2004: NETHACK FOR RETARDS (Sat, 2004 Dec 18) #2369: ROUND AND BROWN (Sun, 2005 Dec 18) #2734: IN ALL DEFERENCE TO ICE CUBE (Mon, 2006 Dec 18) #3099: CROSSING THE PICKET LINES (Tue, 2007 Dec 18) #3465: FACEBOOK (Thu, 2008 Dec 18) #3830: BELOW THE FOLD (Fri, 2009 Dec 18) #4195: ESOPHEGEAL CANCER (Sat, 2010 Dec 18) #4560: SANDWICH (Sun, 2011 Dec 18) #4926: IT HURTS TO SING (Tue, 2012 Dec 18) #5291: SOCIAL MEDIA (Wed, 2013 Dec 18) Dec 19 (15) #178: QUICKSAND (Sun, 1999 Dec 19) #544: TATTOO (Tue, 2000 Dec 19) #909: PEACE (Wed, 2001 Dec 19) #1274: THE PROLIFIC VIRUS (Thu, 2002 Dec 19) #1639: WILLIE NELSON V. KERMIT THE FROG (Fri, 2003 Dec 19) #2005: URINE GOD (Sun, 2004 Dec 19) #2370: CAN'T STOP PISSING (Mon, 2005 Dec 19) #2735: SUBTLE NAMES (Tue, 2006 Dec 19) #3100: SQUANDERBUG (Wed, 2007 Dec 19) #3466: DUAL CITIZENSHIP (Fri, 2008 Dec 19) #3831: LASSIE (Sat, 2009 Dec 19) #4196: PHANTOM AIRSTRIP (Sun, 2010 Dec 19) #4561: THE HERON SPEAKS (Mon, 2011 Dec 19) #4927: WORDS WITH FRIENDS (Wed, 2012 Dec 19) #5292: TRAPPED ON A DESERT ISLAND (Thu, 2013 Dec 19) Dec 20 (15) #179: WHEELCHAIR (Mon, 1999 Dec 20) #545: WORLD'S WORST DRAWING (Wed, 2000 Dec 20) #910: ELEPHANT (Thu, 2001 Dec 20) #1275: ANKLE SORE (Fri, 2002 Dec 20) #1640: COWBOYNEAL (Sat, 2003 Dec 20) #2006: O MIGHTY GORK (Mon, 2004 Dec 20) #2371: POLAND (Tue, 2005 Dec 20) #2736: CLEARLY INAPPROPRIATE (Wed, 2006 Dec 20) #3101: HOUSE PAYMENTS (Thu, 2007 Dec 20) #3467: NOT WITH A WHIMPER EITHER (Sat, 2008 Dec 20) #3832: FOXHOLE (Sun, 2009 Dec 20) #4197: HOW MUCH (Mon, 2010 Dec 20) #4562: MODERN ARTIST (Tue, 2011 Dec 20) #4928: POO (Thu, 2012 Dec 20) #5293: NO REQUESTS WITHOUT A TIP (Fri, 2013 Dec 20) Dec 21 (15) #180: MAGIC (Tue, 1999 Dec 21) #546: FROG (Thu, 2000 Dec 21) #911: GUITAR (Fri, 2001 Dec 21) #1276: HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Sat, 2002 Dec 21) #1641: FOLLOW THE BOUNCING AIDS (Sun, 2003 Dec 21) #2007: ANOTHER HULK-RELATED INCIDENT (Tue, 2004 Dec 21) #2372: POOR LEO (Wed, 2005 Dec 21) #2737: SO SENSITIVE (Thu, 2006 Dec 21) #3102: PISS CLAM (Fri, 2007 Dec 21) #3468: PERFECT (Sun, 2008 Dec 21) #3833: DALAI LAMA (Mon, 2009 Dec 21) #4198: PREGNANT (Tue, 2010 Dec 21) #4563: U-BOAT (Wed, 2011 Dec 21) #4929: MAYAN CALENAR (Fri, 2012 Dec 21) #5294: FOR OBVIOUS REASONS (Sat, 2013 Dec 21) Dec 22 (15) #181: CAR ARGUMENT (Wed, 1999 Dec 22) #547: SHOVE THE NUTS (Fri, 2000 Dec 22) #912: ANSWERING ALL STOP (Sat, 2001 Dec 22) #1277: A BAD ENDING TO AN ALREADY BAD DAY (Sun, 2002 Dec 22) #1642: TWENTY THINGS TO DO WITH A CAT (Mon, 2003 Dec 22) #2008: A LINK TO THE PAST INDEED (Wed, 2004 Dec 22) #2373: TRUE RMS (Thu, 2005 Dec 22) #2738: BANAL (Fri, 2006 Dec 22) #3103: RESTLESS FIST SYNDROME (Sat, 2007 Dec 22) #3469: MAX Q (Mon, 2008 Dec 22) #3834: STAY GREEN (Tue, 2009 Dec 22) #4199: PROBABLY (Wed, 2010 Dec 22) #4564: PEACE OFFICER (Thu, 2011 Dec 22) #4930: NO BLOOD II (Sat, 2012 Dec 22) #5295: BANNED IN CHINA (Sun, 2013 Dec 22) Dec 23 (15) #182: QUICKSCAN (Thu, 1999 Dec 23) #548: HOBBY (Sat, 2000 Dec 23) #913: HARRY POTTER AND THE BOTTLE (Sun, 2001 Dec 23) #1278: THREE BEFORE LUNCH (Mon, 2002 Dec 23) #1643: SO IT TURNS OUT (Tue, 2003 Dec 23) #2009: I, FUCKING BORING BIRD (Thu, 2004 Dec 23) #2374: PURPLE FINGERS (Fri, 2005 Dec 23) #2739: SPOKEN WORD ARTIST (Sat, 2006 Dec 23) #3104: CHRONIC MASTURBATOR (Sun, 2007 Dec 23) #3470: HAPPY HOLIDAYS (Tue, 2008 Dec 23) #3835: TWITS.WS (Wed, 2009 Dec 23) #4200: BEST CAKES (Thu, 2010 Dec 23) #4565: TWEET BIRD HAS A POTTY MOUTH (Fri, 2011 Dec 23) #4931: THE PROBLEM WITH MARRIAGE (Sun, 2012 Dec 23) #5296: BITCOIN (Mon, 2013 Dec 23) Dec 24 (15) #183: EDWARD PENISHANDS 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