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#3117: YOUTUBE DEBATES (Sat, 2008 Jan 5)
#3116: IT'S A REAL WORD (Fri, 2008 Jan 4)
#3115: TRAVOLTA IN DRAG (Thu, 2008 Jan 3)
#3114: HAMMER MISSILE (Wed, 2008 Jan 2)
#3113: 9/11 TRUTHER (Tue, 2008 Jan 1)
#3112: POST HOC ERGO PROPER HOC (Mon, 2007 Dec 31)
#3111: SNACKING ELASMOSAURUS (Sun, 2007 Dec 30)
#3110: BREATHING (Sat, 2007 Dec 29)
#3109: CONSOLE GAMERS (Fri, 2007 Dec 28)
#3108: TEARS (Thu, 2007 Dec 27)
#3107: GET LIVES (Wed, 2007 Dec 26)
#3106: THINKGEEK (Tue, 2007 Dec 25)
#3105: CANADIANS (Mon, 2007 Dec 24)
#3104: CHRONIC MASTURBATOR (Sun, 2007 Dec 23)
#3103: RESTLESS FIST SYNDROME (Sat, 2007 Dec 22)
#3102: PISS CLAM (Fri, 2007 Dec 21)
#3101: HOUSE PAYMENTS (Thu, 2007 Dec 20)
#3100: SQUANDERBUG (Wed, 2007 Dec 19)
#3099: CROSSING THE PICKET LINES (Tue, 2007 Dec 18)
#3098: LYING ABOUT AT LEAST ONE OF THESE THINGS (Mon, 2007 Dec 17)
#3097: BLORE (Sun, 2007 Dec 16)
#3096: RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME (Sat, 2007 Dec 15)
#3095: RACHEL RAY (Fri, 2007 Dec 14)
#3094: DUKE NUKEM (Thu, 2007 Dec 13)
#3093: EATEN BY AN ANNA NICOLE SMITH (Wed, 2007 Dec 12)
#3092: DECATHLON REDUX (Tue, 2007 Dec 11)
#3091: TO THE LADIES OUT THERE (Mon, 2007 Dec 10)
#3090: EATEN BY A DINOSAUR (Sun, 2007 Dec 9)
#3089: I UPDATED WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2007 Dec 8)
#3088: CAR INSURANCE (Fri, 2007 Dec 7)
#3087: REPEAL DAY (Thu, 2007 Dec 6)
#3086: SONNY'S SOLO (Wed, 2007 Dec 5)
#3085: MOUTH MAN (Tue, 2007 Dec 4)
#3084: LOSER (Mon, 2007 Dec 3)
#3083: GLOBAL WARMING (Sun, 2007 Dec 2)
#3082: HELPFUL ADVICE (Sat, 2007 Dec 1)
#3081: MY RELIGION (Fri, 2007 Nov 30)
#3080: LUDACRIS (Thu, 2007 Nov 29)
#3079: CONCEALMENT (Wed, 2007 Nov 28)
#3078: GENERIC NAMES (Tue, 2007 Nov 27)
#3077: CANADIAN BACON (Mon, 2007 Nov 26)
#3076: MY CRAZY BALLS (Sun, 2007 Nov 25)
#3075: THANK YOU TIVO (Sat, 2007 Nov 24)
#3074: HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2007 (Fri, 2007 Nov 23)
#3073: JOY DIVISION (Thu, 2007 Nov 22)
#3072: THE ONLY ONE (Wed, 2007 Nov 21)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3094: DUKE NUKEM

Thu, 2007 Dec 13

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