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#3919: WISHING WELL (Wed, 2010 Mar 17)
#3918: FRED ASTAIRE (Tue, 2010 Mar 16)
#3917: MEGAN MCARDLE (Mon, 2010 Mar 15)
#3916: PLEASE STAND UP (Sun, 2010 Mar 14)
#3915: CRYING (Sat, 2010 Mar 13)
#3914: SHITTING AN X (Fri, 2010 Mar 12)
#3913: DIED FOR YOUR SINS (Thu, 2010 Mar 11)
#3912: FILF (Wed, 2010 Mar 10)
#3911: RETYPE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS (Tue, 2010 Mar 9)
#3910: BLACK (Mon, 2010 Mar 8)
#3909: SHRIMPSS [SIC] (Sun, 2010 Mar 7)
#3908: NSFW (Sat, 2010 Mar 6)
#3907: WORLD CAN'T WAIT (Fri, 2010 Mar 5)
#3906: TIGER WOODS (Thu, 2010 Mar 4)
#3905: MOBY (Wed, 2010 Mar 3)
#3904: RIPLEY (Tue, 2010 Mar 2)
#3903: WOMEN ON SUBS (Mon, 2010 Mar 1)
#3902: IT'S COLD (Sun, 2010 Feb 28)
#3901: IAFD (Sat, 2010 Feb 27)
#3900: AHRYAN ASTYN (Fri, 2010 Feb 26)
#3899: GOODBYE (Thu, 2010 Feb 25)
#3898: LITERALLY (Wed, 2010 Feb 24)
#3897: HARVEY FILK (Tue, 2010 Feb 23)
#3896: CSI (Mon, 2010 Feb 22)
#3895: O, INTERNET (Sun, 2010 Feb 21)
#3894: DUBAI ASSASSINATION (Sat, 2010 Feb 20)
#3893: OPERATION NEW DAWN (Fri, 2010 Feb 19)
#3892: DRU BARRYMORE (Thu, 2010 Feb 18)
#3891: NAUGHTS OR AUGHTS (Wed, 2010 Feb 17)
#3890: DUCK AND COVER (Tue, 2010 Feb 16)
#3889: CHANGE THE CHANNEL (Mon, 2010 Feb 15)
#3888: WWAPKD (Sun, 2010 Feb 14)
#3887: LUCY LEE'S SENTENCE (Sat, 2010 Feb 13)
#3886: SHIBBOLETH (Fri, 2010 Feb 12)
#3885: WIENER PACKET (Thu, 2010 Feb 11)
#3884: HENRY ROLLINS (Wed, 2010 Feb 10)
#3883: SIXTIES (Tue, 2010 Feb 9)
#3882: 2010 (Mon, 2010 Feb 8)
#3881: FLESHDANCE (Sun, 2010 Feb 7)
#3880: IPAD (Sat, 2010 Feb 6)
#3879: RACHEL MADDOW (Fri, 2010 Feb 5)
#3878: DONNIE (Thu, 2010 Feb 4)
#3877: KATAMARI BALLS (Wed, 2010 Feb 3)
#3876: A TWITTER ACCOUNT (Tue, 2010 Feb 2)
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#3920: CANDY BAR

Thu, 2010 Mar 18

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