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#445: BICYCLING CAT AGAIN
best of
____________________
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| FUCK MY BROWN ASS | |__| |_________
|___________________| |::| | /
/\**/\ | \.____|::|__| <
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#596: RAPE RAYS
best of, rape rays*
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/ / __/_// ' OWOWOWOWOOWOWW
/ / / @"@ OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
/ \ G ' >' OWOWOWOWOWOWOWO _.-'
/ \/. C ' OWOWOWOWOW _.-'
/ .---\ / --. _.-'
/ / \( \ _.-' HOLY GOD
/ / \ \ (. ) ' THE RAPE RAYS
/ / /\ \ /
/ \ | \ \ __..--''
/ .' \_\ ) )\\ __..--''
/ .' ) \ | / \ -''
/ .' _ '///` ( /\ \
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'.-'..--'' / ,' / /
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``--.. __// / ) / ejm
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#645: WORST BLOWJOB EVER
best of
^`. THIS IS THE
^_ \ \ WORST BLOWJOB EVER
\ \ { \
{ \ / `~~~--__ /
{ \___----~~' `~~-_ ______ _____
\ /// a `~._(_||___)________/___
/ /~~~~-, ,__. , /// __,,,,) o ______/ \
\/ \/ `~~~; ,---~~-_`~= \ \------o-' \
/ / / /
'._.' \ _/_/
GLUG ';|\ DB
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#651: NO RAPE
best of
.-"-. .-"-. .-"-. .-"-.
_/_-.-_\_ _/.-.-.\_ _/.-.-.\_ _/.-.-.\_
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/ / \'---'/ \ \ / / \'---'/ \ \ \'/^\'/ \ .O. /
\ \_/`"""`\_/ / \ \_/`"""`\_/ / /`\ /`\ /`"""`\
\ / \ / / /|\ \ / \
NO EYE RAPE NO EAR RAPE NO MOUTH RAPE OKAY MOUTH RAPE
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#703: ZOMBIE
best of, zombie*
NUGGGGGH MUST TONGUE WANGS
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#710: ALL DEAD HERE
best of
____________________
/\ \
/ \ \
/ \ ALL DEAD HERE \
/ \___________________\
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#846: A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE
911, best of, special, tools*
_
jgs ./ | _________________
/ / / __________ //\_
/' / | (__________) ||.' `-.________________________
/ / | __________ ||`._.-'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
/ \ \__(__________)__\\/
| `\
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| |___________________...-------'''- - - =- - = - = `.
/| | \- = = - -= - = - =- = - =|
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\| |___________________/- = - -= =_- =_-=_- -=_=-=_=_= -|
| | ```-------...___________________.'
|________|
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`--------' `
THIS HAMMER, SCREWDRIVER, NAIL, AND SCREW WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND THEIR
HEARTFELT SORROW AT THE TRAGEDY THAT TOOK PLACE ON SEPTEMBER 11, 2001
WE WILL NEVER FORGET THE DAMAGE THAT WAS DONE TO THE PEOPLE OF THIS
GREAT NATION ON THAT FATEFUL DAY
WE ALL BOW OUR HEADS SILENTLY (EXCEPT FOR THE SCREWDRIVER WHO DOESN'T
REALLY HAVE A HEAD)
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#1037: ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT
best of
FOR THIS PERFORMANCE TO HAVE A DEEP, LASTING EFFECT YOU SHOULD
PLAY A RECORDING OF CAT STEVENS' "ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT" DURING
YOUR VIEWING EXPERIENCE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION.
STEP 1. OBTAIN A PIG. THIS ONE WILL DO:
_____
^..^ \9
(oo)_____/
WW WW Pig
STEP 2. FIND A STURDY TOILET
_
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( .'
)__( Toilet
STEP 3. SHOVE THE PIG INTO THE TOILET HEAD-FIRST. HE WILL
NOT FIT. DO THE BEST YOU CAN. WE DO NOT HAVE A GRAPHIC FOR
STEP THREE SO WE PRESENT A MOUSE INSTEAD:
o..o
(\/)S Mouse
JUST IMAGINE THE PIG STUCK FACE-FIRST IN THE TOILET. THE
MOUSE IS OF NO MATTER.
STEP 4. FUCK THE PIG IN THE ASS. HIS SHARP TEETH, FIELD OF
VISION AND ABILITY TO FIGHT BACK WILL BE RESTRAINED *AS LONG
AS YOU HAVE STUFFED THE PIG PROPERLY INTO THE TOILET*. FUCK
THAT PIG. YEAH, FUCK IT. JESUS CHRIST THE PIG DOESN'T LIKE
THIS DEAL AT ALL AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET OFF ON BABY. FUCK
THAT LITTLE PIG. MMMMMM YEAH FINISHING MMMM PIG IN TOILET MMM
STEP 5. EVENTUALLY THE PIG WILL DROWN, GET "FUCKED-OUT" AND
COLLAPSE IN ON ITSELF OR OTHERWISE CEASE TO CONTINUE
PERFORMING AS FUCKTOY. REPLACE WITH FRESH PIG. SEE STEP 1.
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#1077: A JERK STORY
best of, word
STEP 1. IT IS BEST TO HAVE SOME VISUAL TO JERK OFF TO. IN MY CASE, I
USE PORNOGRAPHY. A DEAD ANIMAL SUCH AS A VOLE OR A RACCOON WILL ALSO
WORK (THOUGH ONE SHOULD AVOID SKUNKS DUE TO THEIR LEAKINESS), BUT I
HIGHLY RECOMMEND THE USAGE OF HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY. YOUR NEARBY
WALDENBOOKS OR STROUDS WILL CONTAIN VAST AMOUNTS OF THIS MATERIAL
AVAILABLE SIMPLY FOR THE TAKING. FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS TUTORIAL WE
WILL SHALL USE YOUR STANDARD LEG-SPREADING WHORE:
\2 /\~/\ 6/
\\ )aa \\//
\\(= //
/\(`;' )/\
//\`\==/'/\\
_/! \____/ !\_ SC
STEP 2. FIND SOMETHING TO BEAT OFF WITH. HERE AN ANIMAL CORPSE WILL
ALSO SUFFICE, BUT WE FIND THAT A GOOD SET OF MITTS OR INDUSTRIAL
GLOVES WILL WORK WELL. AVOID ANYTHING WITH ASBESTOS. BE SURE TO AVOID
CUTTING YOUR OWN THROAT OR KILLING A SCHOOLBUS FULL OF NUNS WHILE
PERFORMING THIS MANEUVER. ALSO AVOID HAMMERS AS THEY MAKE SMASHY
SMASHY.
___ ___
/HHH\ /HHH\
|XXXXX| _ |XXXXX|
|HHHHH|/H) (H\|HHHHH|
\XXXXX/X/ \XXXXXXX/
||||||' `|||||| RR
STEP 3. NOW JERK IT. JERK IT YOU FUCKING WHORE. JERK IT LIKE YOU'RE A
RUSSIAN PROSTITUTE WHO HAS TO REALLY WORK FOR EVERY RUBLE YOU EARN. AS
WE LACK A GOOD FACE SPURTING ASCII ART WE WILL INSTEAD USE THIS
HAPPY-GO-LUCKY ELEPHANT:
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;c),. o}`
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/ , `.
`/L`. )~
ejm /_/\_\
STEP 4. FINALLY, BLOW YOUR SWEET LOAD YOU DUMB BITCH. IT IS IMPORTANT
THAT YOU PREPARE IN ADVANCE (STEP 0) BY CHOOSING AN ADEQUATE
RECEPTACLE FOR YOUR SPURT, CALLED THE JERKNAP. THIS JERKNAP IS VITALLY
IMPORTANT TO THE SUCCESS OF YOUR ENDEAVOR: IF YOU CHOOSE THE WRONG
THEN YOUR SEED WILL BE WASTED FOR ALL TIME AND YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT TO
HELL (THE BAD HELL, NOT THE ONE WITH THE PROSTITUTES). ANY GARMENT
WILL SUFFICE, ALTHOUGH FEMININE FRILLY THINGS ARE HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
IN ORDER TO HELP YOU FORGET THAT YOU'RE ALL ALONE. FOR THE SAKE OF
ARGUMENT WE WILL SHOW AN ASSORTMENT OF QUEER SHIT:
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|__|__| RR
STEP 5. NOW THAT YOU'VE JERKED IT BUT GOOD, THE HAZE OF ENDORPHINS AND
SLEEPY EYES WILL PREVENT THE CRUSHING PRESSURES OF DEPRESSION FROM
KILLING YOURSELF FOR ANOTHER THREE TO SIX HOURS. BUY A FALAFEL OR
SOMETHING.
STEP 6. REPEAT.
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#1141: FOLLOW THE DOTTED LINE
best of
OKAY PEOPLE
SERIOUSLY, FOLLOW THE DOTTED LINE: _ _ _
\
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ /
/
\ _ _ _ _ _
\
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\ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ SUCK COCK
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#1184: BISEXUALS
best of
.... OKAY LET'S BREAK IT DOWN PEOPLE
%
^ IF YOU'RE A GUY THERE IS NO SUCH
L THING AS BISEXUAL
"F3 $r
$$$$.e$" . THERE IS ONLY STRAIGHT AND GAY
"$$$$$" "
.$$$$c / IF YOU WILLINGLY TOUCH A DICK THEN
. $$$$$$$P YOU ARE GAY
."c $$$
.$c3b ..J$$$$$e IF YOU WILLINGLY LET A DICK TOUCH
4$$$$ .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$c YOU THEN YOU ARE GAY
$$$$b .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$r
$$$. .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IF YOU SCORE ANYTHING OTHER THAN
$$$c .$$$$$$$ "$$$$$$$$$r ZERO ON THE KINSEY SCALE: GAY
$$$b .$$$$ $$$"^b $$$$$$$$$
*$$$ $$$$ $$P4$ $^$$$$ $$$ IF YOU EXPERIMENTED ONCE WHEN
*$$$.$$$$ 4$b'$$$.3$$P *$$F YOU WERE YOUNG AND GOT MARRIED
"$$$$$P 4$$e."$$$$$% $$$ TO A WOMAN AND HAD CHILDREN AND
"$$$P $$$$b $$$$ *$$ LIVED A HAPPY PRODUCTIVE
"" $$$$$$."$$$c $$F HETEROSEXUAL LIFE FOREVER
$$$$$$$e $$$$.*$$ AFTER: STILL GAY
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4$$ ^b $$$$$$$$$ ^$$$$ YES WE KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE
$$$ ^c $$$$$$$$F "*$% TO BE CALLED GAY BUT YOU CHOSE
3$$c * $$$$*"""F THE DICK NOW YOU SLEEP WITH IT
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^$$$$c .e" "BI" IS NOT DIFFERENT FROM GAY IT
^$$$$" IS JUST WHAT HOMOS CALL THEMSELVES
JP"
e" ' YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF A "STRIPED
d$ %z. BASS" FOR ALL WE CARE FOLKS YOU'RE
$$$ $$$c STILL FILTHY FAGGOTS AND YOU'RE
z$$$$eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed$$$$e GOING TO HELL !!!! GOD ISN'T FOOLED
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Gilo94'
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#1492: CHOKEY THE LITTLE RETARD
best of
,
_,-""-._ THIS IS THE STORY OF
," ". CHOKEY THE LITTLE RETARD
/ ,-, ,"\ WHO, AS IT TURNS OUT,
" / \ | o| COULDN'T
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#1542: THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP
apollo, best of
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#1589: LET ALONE EAT IT
best of
,;.
.; `'-;.-
,;` `., SOMETIMES MY SHIT
._; ;` SMELLS SO BAD THAT
`; ;` YOU DON'T WANT TO RUB
;_ .-.-,`; `; IT ALL OVER YOUR FACE
;`` ' o '`&` LET ALONE EAT IT
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#1742: LIKE A TATTOO
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b A ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING YOU RETARD IDIOTS
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.I .$b b '. "P .P*""*$$$$; $$$ ON EARTH JUST LIKE ME
.$P $$o ". ". . " ." $$$$ $$; BECAUSE I GOT TO CHOOSE
.$$; $$$. "A "$. ". ' o$$$P .$P WHICH TATTOO I GOT AND
.$$$b $$$$. *$. "$$$$o. .$$$$P $" WHERE ON MY BODY I GOT
.$$$$$ $$$$$. "$$o."**$$$$o.' .o$$$$P" P IT !!!!!!! I'M ALL ABOUT
$$P"$$b $$$$$$o "*$$$$boooooc$$$$$$$P" . INDIVIDUALISM AND I'M
$$ $$$."$$$"*$$. "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$C .o" TOTALLY UNIQUE !!!!!!!!!
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$$; $$$o. "$. I CAN OFFICIALLY DO PORN !!!!
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#1788: HAMMER SYNDROME
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WHEN ALL YOU HAVE IS A KNIFE
EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE AN OLD PERSON
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#1898: NOT THIRSTY
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|`-.___.-'| THE GUY WHO BEGS YOU TO PISS ON HIM
|.-'"""`-.| WHILE IN THE BIG STALL IS NOT THIRSTY
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#1901: WOLF IT DOWN LIKE A MAN
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\ \. EVERYBODY POOPS BLOOD
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|` | | DON'T BE A WUSS JUST REACH IN THERE
| | | AND WOLF IT DOWN LIKE A MAN
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(~< >~> \ | | LOOK THERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNED
!~~-====-~~/----`+----/ AND THAT'S ONCE YOUR FINGERPRINTS ARE
\ \___ / ON IT YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO EAT
>------\ \ < THE WHOLE THING
<_________________>
IN A WAY IT'S THE PERFECT CRIME
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#2037: WHAT TO DO IN THE EVENT OF A BIOLOGICAL ATTACK
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^) MY BONER GIVES
/ / ) CANCER TO ANGELS
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#2093: OVER THIS
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.---------------. LOOK MISTER WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS AND
|.-----------. | WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS
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|| |oo| I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU BUT I CAN'T: I'M
|'-----------' | A MICROWAVE AND I'VE GOT NO CUNT
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#2114: ANAL BACON
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. LISTEN CAREFULLY, THIS
. . IS ALL I'M SAYING:
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. . THIS STUFF IS NOT REGULAR BACON
. .
. . IT'S ANAL BACON
. .
<O> <O> SO YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH IT
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#2142: THE FUTURE
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/ _\ BLOGGABLES ??? THE BLOGOSPHERE ??? BLOGOMATIC ???
/ (={) SIMULBLOGCAST ??? ECOBLOGS ??? METABLOGS ??? BLOGS
/ /_/ OF BLOGS ??? MEDIABLOGS ??? CATABLOG ??? UBERBLOG ???
( |(_ BLOGSERVATION ??? RADIOBLOGS ??? BLOGSPIRATION ???
/\_.--'// \ BLOGS OF BLOGS TALKING ABOUT BLOGGING BLOGS ???
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/ /\_____`).J\____'==HH===HH
\ \ \ ` | \__..--."'
\ \._) ` \ ( YES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
\_/(`-..-'L ) THE FUTURE IS HERE
/ `\_( L\,--.' AND IT'S EVEN LAMER THAN
> --'`-- \\ (_) YOU EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE
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#2181: FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE JEWS
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FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE JEWS
AND I DID NOT SPEAK OUT
BECAUSE WHAT ELSE IS NEW
THEN THEY CAME FOR THE COMMUNISTS
AND I DID NOT SPEAK OUT
BECAUSE DUH, THEY DESERVED IT
THEN THEY CAME FOR THE TRADE UNIONISTS
AND I DID NOT SPEAK OUT
BECAUSE I WAS BUSY WATCHING PORN
THEN THEY CAME FOR ME
WHICH WAS OKAY I SUPPOSE SINCE
AT THAT POINT I WAS ALL ALONE, BORED, AND OUT OF NEW PORN
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#2226: ODE TO ____
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/-_-\ A POEM FOR MY DEAREST FROM MOI:
/ / \
/ / \ O FEMALE FORM WHO I ADORE / PUT THIS IN YOUR CUNT
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\__\__/ YES I KNOW / JUST IGNORE THE THORNS
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-\\ ____ ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING / TO MAKE IT SMELL BETTER
\\ / /
____ \\/___/ LADY DON'T SEND MOVEON.ORG YOUR MONEY OR
\ \ -// PROTEST IN FRONT OF THE ABORTION CLINIC
\___\//- JUST SPEND TEN MINUTES BUYING FLOWERS AND
-// SHOVING THEM INTO YOUR CUNT
\\
// WE TRIED USING WINDEX BUT THAT MADE THINGS
//- WORSE
-//
// THE POLICE SAY IF I USE BLEACH AGAIN I GO BACK IN
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\\ ALSO DON'T DO THIS WHILE DRIVING OKAY THANKS
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#2316: WIKIPEDIANS
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( ) ( THIS STEAMING PILE OF SHIT IS MY TRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIANS
) _ ) EVERYWHERE !!!!! KEEP UP THE HARD WORK MAKING UNRELIABLE,
( \_ FADDISH, NEEDLESSLY CONTROVERSIAL, NON-FACT-CHECKED TURDS
_(_\ \)__
(____\___)) TO WIKIPEDIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR AS I CALL THEM WIKIPEDOS
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#2469: LEMONS
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______ (()o))() IF LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS,
.-'.-' |`-. (()) o(() HOLLOW THEM OUT AND FUCK THEM
.-' .' \ | / `.(())) (()) _
.' /`. \ |/ .'((()__())) (_)
. ; ` .\ |. ' /( )( )\ / _)
( |-------( )---/ /\ /\ / / _
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`-. `. / | \ .(_/_____\ (_)
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#2496: WWU93D
911, best of, wwjd
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WHAT WOULD UNITED 93 DO
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#2831: AND OTHER FAILED REVOLUTIONARY CRIES
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\ \ \ \-''
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\ \ ,/ POUR ACID ON OUR BALLS IF YOU MUST, BUT ___________
\ \__..-
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\ \
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\ \
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\ \ ...... AND OTHER FAILED REVOLUTIONARY CRIES
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#3260: SMILEY FACE
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,-'" "`-. FUCKING FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK
,'_ `.
/ / \ ,- \ I'M A SMILEY FACE BUT YOU DON'T OWN ME
__ | \_0 --- |
/ | | | YOU DEMANDING FUCKERS I HAVE A LIFE TOO
\ \ `--.______,-/ |
___) \ ,--"" ,/ | FUCKING GOD I HATE ALL OF YOU MAKING ME
/ _ \ \-_____,- / DO A LITTLE DANCE IN FRONT OF YOU SO YOU
\__-/ \ | `. ,' CAN GET ON WITH OUR LIVES
\___/ < '--------'
\__/\ | Wny I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
\__//N
I HATE YOU WITH A PURE HATE THAT EXISTS OUTSIDE OF TIME AND SPACE
BEFORE MATTER, BEFORE ENERGY, BEFORE THE GODS THEMSELVES
MY HATE WAS THERE
SO FUCKING HAVE A FUCKING NICE FUCKING DAY
(QUIET SOBBING)
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#3324: SO HUNGRY
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\'o\ | I EAT THE DIMENSIONS THAT NEVER EVEN GOT TOURISM GOING
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NOT PORN; DIDN'T CLICK
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#4693: TUSHIE
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| . `. \_E TO SEE YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S TUSHIE
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#4867: THE TALE OF THE THISTLE
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./#####\. I FALL OFF TREES AND STICK TO SHIT
-|#######|- OR SOMETIMES I JUST ACCUMULATE
-|#######|- ON THE GROUND AND YOU HAVE TO SWEEP ME
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