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#1319: ANOTHER VERY SPECIAL EPISODE Sun, 2003 Feb 2 space shuttle, special, tools*, ussr _ jgs ./ | _________________ / / / __________ //\_ /' / | (__________) ||.' `-.________________________ / / | __________ ||`._.-'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` / \ \__(__________)__\\/ | `\ | | ___________________ | |___________________...-------'''- - - =- - = - = `. /| | \- = = - -= - = - =- = - =| ( | | |= -= - = - = - = - =--= = - = =| \| |___________________/- = - -= =_- =_-=_- -=_=-=_=_= -| | | ```-------...___________________.' |________| \ / _ | | ,,,,,,, /=\ ,-' `-, /\___________ (\\\\\\\||=| | | \/~~~~~~~~~~~` ^^^^^^^ \=/ `--------' ` THIS HAMMER, SCREWDRIVER, NAIL, AND SCREW WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND THEIR HEARTFELT SORROW TO THE CREW AND FAMILIES OF THE COLUMBIA SPACE SHUTTLE IF WE MAY TAKE THIS MOMENT TO EXAMINE THE CURRENT MANNED SPACEFLIGHT DEATH SCORECARD: USA: 17 FORMER SOVIET UNION: HUNDREDS CHINA: HUNDREDS SO HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU AND LET'S KEEP GOING HERE PEOPLE #1432: SPACE SHUTTLE COLUMBIA Mon, 2003 May 26 space shuttle ^ I DEDICATE THIS FILET-O-FISH TO THE BRAVE CREW < > OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE COLUMBIA | | | | THE FUTURE DOESN'T BELONG TO THE FAINTHEARTED; | | IT BELONGS TO THE BRAVE " | ^ | " | || | | || | EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS A ZIONIST CONSPIRACY ANYWAY | || ( ) || | |_|| "_" ||_| | ||/"_"\|| | |_|/ "_" \|_| | / "_" _\ | |<___"|"___>| | | ^^^ | | /_\ /_\ /|||\ """ /|||\ /|||||\ /|||||\ JD #4354: TOOL BAG Thu, 2011 May 26 space shuttle __, _ .-' / , jgs ./ | ___________________ .' / / `. / / / ____________ //\_ | / / | /' / | (____________) ||.'`-.________________________ | \__/ | / / | ____________ ||`._.-'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` `. .' / \ \__(____________)__\\/ `. .' | `\ | ][ | | | __________________ | ][ | | |____________________...-------'''- - =- - = - =` | ][ | /| | \- = - -= - = - =- = -=| | ][ | ( | | |= -= - = - = = - =--= = - ==| | ][ | \| |____________________/- = - -= =_- =_-=_ -=_=-=_=_=-| | ][ | | | ```------...___________________.' | ][ | |________| | ][ | \ / _ .' __ `. | | ,,,,,,, /=\ | / \ | ,-' `-, /\___________ (\\\\\\\||=| | \__/ | | | \/~~~~~~~~~~~` ^^^^^^^ \=/ `. .' `--------' ` `----' ____________________________ _____ ,\\ ___________________ \ | `------------------------' || (___________________) `| jgs |_____.------------------------._ || ____________________ | `//__(____________________)___/ ______________________ .' __ `. | .'__`. = = = = |_.-----._ .---. | `.__.' = = = = | | | \ _______________ / .-. \ |`. | | | | ````````````,) \ `-' / | `. |_| |_/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' `---' | `-;___ | `-----' ___ | /\``---..._____.' _ _...--''' ``-._ | | \ /\\` `._ | | ) __..--''\___/ \\ _.-'```''-._ `; | | / / .' \\_.-' ```` | | / |_.-.___| .-. .'~ | `( | `-' `-' ;`._ | `. jgs \__ ___.' //`-._ _,,, | ) ``--../ \ // `-.,,,..-' `; `----------' \//,_ _.-' ^ ```--...___..-' _.---. .---. ,--------, '---, `.________________________.' _ `. ,--------,' | ) ________________________ <_> : | _ | | .---' .' `. .' | .' `. | | `----' `---' | `._.' | | | |,',-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-==, |__________\---------------------------------------------------==' WHEN THE SPACE SHUTTLE IS FINALLY RETIRED I THINK WHAT WILL BE NOTED MOST IN THE HISTORY BOOKS IS THAT TOOL BAG THAT DUMB BITCH LOST DURING ONE OF THOSE MISSIONS A FEW YEARS AGO PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT IF YOU WANT A SPACE JOB DONE RIGHT DON'T SEND A GODDAMN GIRL #4398: SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS Sat, 2011 Jul 9 space shuttle, topical ^ < > COUNTDOWN TO THE LAUNCH OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS | | | | THREE | | " | ^ | " TWO | || | | || | | || ( ) || | (EXPLODE) |_|| "_" ||_| | ||/"_"\|| | TWO |_|/ "_" \|_| | / "_" _\ | |<___"|"___>| | | ^^^ | | /_\ /_\ /|||\ """ /|||\ /|||||\ /|||||\ JD #4415: SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS II Tue, 2011 Jul 26 space shuttle, topical ^ < > | | WE WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND OUR HEARTFELT SYMPATHIES | | TO THE CREW OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS | | AND OUR HEARTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE FAMILIES " | ^ | " OF ALL THE VICTIMS OF THIS TRAGIC ACCIDENT | || | | || | | || ( ) || | SPACE EXPLORATION IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART |_|| "_" ||_| BUT RATHER FOR THE BRAVE | ||/"_"\|| | |_|/ "_" \|_| WAIT IT LANDED SAFELY ????? | / "_" _\ | |<___"|"___>| NEVER MIND FUCK YOU GUYS THEN WHAT A SHITTY ENDING | | ^^^ | | JD /_\ /_\ /|||\ """ /|||\ /|||||\ /|||||\

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