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#1319: ANOTHER VERY SPECIAL EPISODE

Sun, 2003 Feb 2

space shuttle, special, tools*, ussr

            _                                                       
    jgs   ./ |   _________________                                  
         /  /   /  __________    //\_                               
       /'  /   |  (__________)  ||.' `-.________________________    
      /   /    |    __________  ||`._.-'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`   
     /    \     \__(__________)__\\/                                
    |      `\                                                       
    |        |                                ___________________   
    |        |___________________...-------'''- - -  =- - =  - = `. 
   /|        |                   \-  =  = -  -= - =  - =-   =  - =| 
  ( |        |                    |= -= - = - = - = - =--= = - = =| 
   \|        |___________________/- = - -= =_- =_-=_- -=_=-=_=_= -| 
    |        |                   ```-------...___________________.' 
    |________|                                                      
      \    /                                       _                
      |    |                              ,,,,,,, /=\               
    ,-'    `-,       /\___________       (\\\\\\\||=|               
    |        |       \/~~~~~~~~~~~`       ^^^^^^^ \=/               
    `--------'                                     `                
                                                                    
THIS HAMMER, SCREWDRIVER, NAIL, AND SCREW WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND THEIR
HEARTFELT SORROW TO THE CREW AND FAMILIES OF THE COLUMBIA SPACE     
SHUTTLE                                                             
                                                                    
IF WE MAY TAKE THIS MOMENT TO EXAMINE THE CURRENT MANNED SPACEFLIGHT
DEATH SCORECARD:                                                    
                                                                    
USA: 17                                                             
FORMER SOVIET UNION: HUNDREDS                                       
CHINA: HUNDREDS                                                     
                                                                    
SO HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU AND LET'S KEEP GOING HERE PEOPLE              

#1432: SPACE SHUTTLE COLUMBIA

Mon, 2003 May 26

space shuttle

        ^        I DEDICATE THIS FILET-O-FISH TO THE BRAVE CREW   
      <   >      OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE COLUMBIA                    
     |     |                                                      
     |     |     THE FUTURE DOESN'T BELONG TO THE FAINTHEARTED;   
     |     |     IT BELONGS TO THE BRAVE                          
   " |  ^  | "                                                    
  | || | | || |  EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS A ZIONIST CONSPIRACY ANYWAY
  | || ( ) || |                                                   
  |_|| "_" ||_|                                                   
  | ||/"_"\|| |                                                   
  |_|/ "_" \|_|                                                   
  | /  "_" _\ |                                                   
  |<___"|"___>|                                                   
  | |  ^^^  | |                                                   
  /_\       /_\                                                   
 /|||\ """ /|||\                                                  
/|||||\   /|||||\ JD                                              

#4354: TOOL BAG

Thu, 2011 May 26

space shuttle

     __,              _                                                      
  .-'  /   ,  jgs   ./ |    ___________________                              
.'    /   / `.     /  /    /  ____________    //\_                           
|    /   /   |   /'  /    |  (____________)  ||.'`-.________________________ 
|    \__/    |  /   /     |    ____________ ||`._.-'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
`.          .' /    \      \__(____________)__\\/                            
  `.      .'  |      `\                                                      
    | ][ |    |        |                                __________________   
    | ][ |    |        |____________________...-------'''-  -  =- - =  - =`  
    | ][ |   /|        |                    \-  =   -  -= - =  - =-   =  -=| 
    | ][ |  ( |        |                     |= -= - = - =  = - =--= = - ==| 
    | ][ |   \|        |____________________/- = - -= =_- =_-=_ -=_=-=_=_=-| 
    | ][ |    |        |                   ```------...___________________.' 
    | ][ |    |________|                                                     
    | ][ |      \    /                                       _               
  .'  __  `.    |    |                              ,,,,,,, /=\              
  |  /  \  |  ,-'    `-,       /\___________       (\\\\\\\||=|              
  |  \__/  |  |        |       \/~~~~~~~~~~~`       ^^^^^^^ \=/              
  `.      .'  `--------'                                     `               
    `----'                              ____________________________         
       _____                          ,\\    ___________________    \        
      |     `------------------------'  ||  (___________________)   `|       
 jgs  |_____.------------------------._ ||  ____________________     |       
                                      `//__(____________________)___/        
                                                                             
   ______________________                                                    
 .'   __                 `.                                                  
 |  .'__`.    = = = =     |_.-----._                             .---.       
 |  `.__.'    = = = =     | |     | \ _______________           / .-. \      
 |`.                      | |     |  |  ````````````,)          \ `-' /      
 |  `.                    |_|     |_/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'            `---'       
 |    `-;___              | `-----'                   ___                    
 |        /\``---..._____.'               _  _...--'''   ``-._               
 |       |  \                            /\\`                 `._            
 |       |   )              __..--''\___/  \\     _.-'```''-._   `;          
 |       |  /              /       .'       \\_.-'            ````           
 |       | /              |_.-.___|  .-.   .'~                               
 |       `(               | `-'      `-'  ;`._                               
 |         `.     jgs      \__       ___.'  //`-._          _,,,             
 |           )                ``--../   \  //     `-.,,,..-'    `;           
 `----------'                            \//,_               _.-'            
                                          ^   ```--...___..-'                
                                                                             
                          _.---.                            .---.            
     ,--------,          '---,  `.________________________.'  _  `.          
   ,--------,' |              )   ________________________   <_>  :          
  |    _     | |         .---'  .'                        `.     .'          
  |  .' `.   | |          `----'                            `---'            
  |  `._.'   | |                                                             
  |          |,',-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-==,        
  |__________\---------------------------------------------------=='         
                                                                             
      WHEN THE SPACE SHUTTLE IS FINALLY RETIRED I THINK WHAT WILL            
      BE NOTED MOST IN THE HISTORY BOOKS IS THAT TOOL BAG THAT               
      DUMB BITCH LOST DURING ONE OF THOSE MISSIONS A FEW YEARS AGO           
                                                                             
      PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT IF YOU WANT A SPACE JOB DONE RIGHT       
                                                                             
      DON'T SEND A GODDAMN GIRL                                              

#4398: SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS

Sat, 2011 Jul 9

space shuttle, topical

        ^                                                               
      <   >        COUNTDOWN TO THE LAUNCH OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS
     |     |                                                            
     |     |       THREE                                                
     |     |                                                            
   " |  ^  | "     TWO                                                  
  | || | | || |                                                         
  | || ( ) || |    (EXPLODE)                                            
  |_|| "_" ||_|                                                         
  | ||/"_"\|| |    TWO                                                  
  |_|/ "_" \|_|                                                         
  | /  "_" _\ |                                                         
  |<___"|"___>|                                                         
  | |  ^^^  | |                                                         
  /_\       /_\                                                         
 /|||\ """ /|||\                                                        
/|||||\   /|||||\ JD                                                    

#4415: SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS II

Tue, 2011 Jul 26

space shuttle, topical

          ^                                                            
        <   >                                                          
       |     |       WE WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND OUR HEARTFELT SYMPATHIES  
       |     |       TO THE CREW OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS         
       |     |       AND OUR HEARTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE FAMILIES 
     " |  ^  | "     OF ALL THE VICTIMS OF THIS TRAGIC ACCIDENT        
    | || | | || |                                                      
    | || ( ) || |    SPACE EXPLORATION IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART   
    |_|| "_" ||_|    BUT RATHER FOR THE BRAVE                          
    | ||/"_"\|| |                                                      
    |_|/ "_" \|_|    WAIT IT LANDED SAFELY ?????                       
    | /  "_" _\ |                                                      
    |<___"|"___>|    NEVER MIND FUCK YOU GUYS THEN WHAT A SHITTY ENDING
    | |  ^^^  | |                                                      
JD  /_\       /_\                                                      
   /|||\ """ /|||\                                                     
  /|||||\   /|||||\                                                    

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