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#481: ALL REARED UP

Tue, 2000 Oct 17

pooh 

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        /--`' \_@-@.--<                      
        `--'\ \   <___/.    ALL REARED UP AND
             \ \\   " /     READY TO CHOKE IT
              >=\\_/`<                       
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                \___-'

#482: EVOLUTION

Wed, 2000 Oct 18

pooh 

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                   "EVOLUTION OF A FUCKING FAGGOT"

#485: MOSTLY POO

Sat, 2000 Oct 21

pooh 

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  (        (___                           
  |      'o   \)  MY PANTS ARE FULL OF POO
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#505: WHO'S THE RETARD

Fri, 2000 Nov 10

pooh 

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   \________________________/  \__'  \__/     
                                              
                                              
     WHO'S THE RETARD WHO CAN'T SPELL HONEY   
                                              
                     oh

#561: GOTS NO ASS

Fri, 2001 Jan 5

pooh 

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#982: CAN'T GET ENOUGH

Sat, 2002 Mar 2

pooh 

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   /                       \_    _     I CAN'T GET ENOUGH GAY   
  /                        (_`,_' )    DICK DOWN MY THROAT FAST 
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#1125: UNTITLED

Tue, 2002 Jul 23

pooh 

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#1163: GUESS WHAT I'M READY FOR

Fri, 2002 Aug 30

pooh 

                 GUESS WHAT I'M READY FOR ??????????????    
            __                                              
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            ~~   THAT'S RIGHT THE 2002 FISTING CHAMPIONSHIPS

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