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A MUCH MORE APPROPRIATE (=) TARGET (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) <+> '/V\` ' / \ ` ' / \ ` ' / \ ` ,' / \ `. \ | | / \ | | / \ | | / ` | | ' | | ` ' #794: SEARCHING NEAR AND FAR Sun, 2001 Aug 26 pornstar ,-. _,---._ __ / \ NOW WHERE DID I PUT THAT / ) .-' `./ / \ OLD PENTHOUSE WITH JENNA ( ( ,' `/ /| PERSAUD \ `-" \'\ / | `. , \ \ / | FOR CHRIST'S SAKE THIS IS /`. ,'-`----Y | VENICE KONG ( ; | ' | ,-. ,-' | / MARY MOTHER OF GOD I CAN'T | | ( | hjw | / KEEP NICE THINGS HERE CAN I ) | \ `.___________|/ `--' `--' #1149: PSEUDONYMS Fri, 2002 Aug 16 asia carrera, pornstar SERIOUSLY I'LL BET ASIA CARRERA ISN'T EVEN HER REAL NAME _..._ / .' '. / _ / .-""-\ _/ \ .-| /:. | | | | \ |:. /.-'-./ | .-'-;:__.' =/ .'= *=|NASA _.=' / _. | ; ;-.-'| \ | / | \ _\ _\ \__/'._;. ==' ==\ \ \ | / / / /-._/-._/ jgs \ `\ \ `-._/._/ #1444: MASON MARCONI Sat, 2003 Jun 7 pornstar .=~\ /~=. ,'|-~'--__. .__--'~-|`. / | '' \ / '' | \ + C | | ) + | --' '-- | | l----` '----| | | | | | FREE MASON MARCONI /`----'\ /`----'\ / \ / \ 'T~T'/\\ //\ /\\ //\'T~T' | \// \Y/ \ / \Y/ \\/ | UJJ--------' '--------UJJ | | | | `---^---' `---^---' | | | | | | | | `===`=== ==='===' FRM #1553: MIDORI Wed, 2003 Sep 24 jody watley, midori, pornstar .-''-. .` ::.'. / .:((((\\\ .' //((` ))))) JODY WATLEY'S SISTER ( (/)':.__ _/ IS BLACK TOO (FYI) / /c( -=\</^ / (/j)\ __.>) (/ :(r :.'.\_./ / .'/ `(`-' ( '( '``' '. / )) ' `-. ( ( ( . . `-x (( ( (: \ | ) )|)) )\Y \ `--< | `( \\ | | | `|| :. | `-._ | \ `-._| `-/ :\_. ``\ / `'----..../ / , . |/ / \ / | J . | | | | | _ _\__ / \ _\). | cjr | || | #1617: THE PORN CLAM ON: JASMINE ST. CLAIRE Thu, 2003 Nov 27 clam*, jasmin st. claire, pornstar JASMINE ST. CLAIRE SURE LIKES IT IN HER POOPER / _.--"":""--._ / .' .-'.' '.'-. '. / .' / ' \ '. \ ;-.__.--:__:--.__.--; ;-.__.--.__.--.__.--; \'. \ : : / .' / '.\ '. '. .' / .' jgs `'--.:.:.--'` #1635: ON RECORD Mon, 2003 Dec 15 pornstar CAN I JUST BE ON RECORD BY SAYING LEXINGTON STEELE FRIGHTENS ME _.._ /____\__ / $$-#-#$ / $$\_=/$ ____/ $$J L$_ .''$I`' I \ / /Y__\Y/__)\ / / \ /, ; : { ) (/ / \ \ / . \/ \ Y `.___.'Y Y: \_/ : : | : \ | / . | . : | : } ) ) : | : `, | ,' ) | ( (_ \_\_ dp `"'"' #1664: BUSY BODY Tue, 2004 Jan 13 pornstar ,, _ -. /( \, \ / \ / ) \(`) ,/ ,/ \-,_(("))// / ,___, '.,[_V_]" _/ I'M A BUSY BODY !!!!!!!! ` ,"'-;;=,' v `.;;/ |` | '|' NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH HOLLY BODY ,|- | -|"-._ //| o|o |'"-.\ '/ `/,|,\' | | " | |, `( ctr ) '. / #1715: DEE'S LAZY EYE Thu, 2004 Mar 4 pornstar _ `-._ `-. `. \ : / .' .-' _.-' _ `--._ `-._ `-. `. `. : .' .' .-' _.-' _.--' `--._ `-._ `-. `. \ : / .' .-' _.-' _.--' `--.__ `--._ `-._ `-. `. `. : .' .' .-' _.-' _.--' __.--' __ `--.__ `--._ `-._ `-. `. \:/ .' .-' _.-' _.--' __.--' __ `--..__ `--.__ `--._ `-._`-.`_=_'.-'_.-' _.--' __.--' __..--' --..__ `--..__ `--.__ `--._`-q(-_-)p-'_.--' __.--' __..--' __..-- ``--..__ `--..__ `--.__ `-'_) (_`-' __.--' __..--' __..--'' ...___ ``--..__ `--..__`--/__/ \--'__..--' __..--'' ___... ```---...___ ``--..__`_(<_ _/)_'__..--'' ___...---''' ```-----....._____```---...___(__\_\_|_/__)___...---'''_____.....---- mic I WONDER IF YOU HIT DEE IN THE HEAD HARD ENOUGH WOULD IT POP HER LAZY EYE BACK INTO PLACE ?????????????? #1720: CHARLENE ASPEN Tue, 2004 Mar 9 pornstar W &&& CHARLENE ASPEN'S GOING TO GIVE HERSELF CONCUSSION \ % " % \ * %% (.)(.)% ).( \ ___( Y )__m___ //\\ // \\ ccC Ccc #1798: HANDS UP Wed, 2004 May 26 pornstar, understatement _.-._ | | | |_ | | | | | HANDS UP WHO THINKS LATIN SPICE | | | | | HAS KIND OF A BIG ASS _ | '-._ | \`\`-.'-._; \ ' | \ .` / jgs | | #1877: MERCURY ORBITZ Fri, 2004 Aug 13 pornstar ::: =, ; I'M GOING TO CHOOSE THE ;;=;;=== M PORN STAR NAME "MERCURY ,=YVRMBBMMR=, :i= ORBITZ" BECAUSE QUITE :iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=; ==;====== FRANKLY I'M NOT ALL =tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM THAT BRIGHT ;tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM ;tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM ,=tYRBM;;tVB, ...., ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM .. ,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM ;;.. ,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM :;;:;=;,... .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM ;.,:,..... ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM; ....... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM ;t ... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM ,=.. .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB :VMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;= ,;VBM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,:: ,,== `,,,,,,, WT #1925: ANNA AMORE Thu, 2004 Sep 30 pornstar .-. 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'. `__/ (.-. / / P.P.S.: THIS IS NOT A REFERENCE | ' | TO EBONY AYES |___| [_____] jgs | | #2210: W.W.C.J.D. Tue, 2005 Jul 12 pornstar, wwjd __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __|\@\|\@\ ___|\@\|\@\|\@\____|\@\|\@\____|\@\|\@\|\@\__ |\ \a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\a\@\ \ | \ \a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\a\@\ \ \ \ \|@|\|@| \ \|@|\|@|\|@| \ \|@|\|@| \ \|@|\|@|\|@| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\ \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | '---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'pjb WHAT WOULD CHLOE JONES DO #2219: POOR BIANCA TRUMP Thu, 2005 Jul 21 pornstar , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ BIANCA TRUMP SUCKED BLACK DICK SO SHE / (((\\)\ \ COULDN'T ATTEND THE WHITE POWER RALLY \ \\-_/ / / \ i i / POOR THING, LIFE IS SO UNFAIR (_)=(_) ) . ( /\---/\ / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ / / \ \ hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ #2344: ADELE STEPHENS' MOUSTACHE Wed, 2005 Nov 23 pornstar .---. / /"\ \ )/a a\( ( ( - ) ) COULD SOMEONE SHAVE ADELE STEPHENS' MOUSTACHE )_) (_( .'\ /'. /,(_\ /_),\ \\ \ ^ / // \\/ \// (/-._.-\) | T | | | | \ | / \ | / jgs )|( / | \ `-`-' #2348: THE PORN CLAM ON: MR. MARCUS Sun, 2005 Nov 27 clam*, pornstar IT IS JUST ME OR DOES MR. MARCUS LOOK LIKE HE REALLY ENJOYS HIS WORK / _.--"":""--._ / .' .-'.' '.'-. '. / .' / ' \ '. \ ;-.__.--:__:--.__.--; ;-.__.--.__.--.__.--; \'. \ : : / .' / '.\ '. '. .' / .' jgs `'--.:.:.--'` #2386: JODY WATLEY'S SISTER Wed, 2006 Jan 4 jody watley, midori, pornstar . ___/|' _____ ____/_. .' //'''/ _ ~|,, @ }| .'____(___ . \(====) } > '/.------'/ ___ /_\ |^^_ } \ / \--'._ ( / _ \// |/ \ _ > .'/\_-.. ''-.> ( (_) )' (_)xx\ ____//\'. ''\'. '___\_/ .' (__)xx>/--/-\' '.\ ''\.' .___.' <)=\ (__)x//_// || _\\__ .' ) <)=+ '. (_)_/ |/\__||_/ ' \'xxxxx '. <)= . 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IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF BOOBS /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ I'D BE ASHLEY JUGGS' BOOBS \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ #2763: INDIA Tue, 2007 Jan 16 pornstar |\_ ==== _/| /# \ / #\ .=\ |/""\ /""\ | /=. _//""\_,H =# || #= H,_/""\\_ ./ /#.| .=()=. | #\ \. ./ # =# |\x("(vv)")x/| #= # \. || /==" #_/ \ \/xx\/ / \_ #" ==\ || )) """ /# # #\______/# # #\ """ (( \_\ =/# # # # # # # # # # \= /_/ """" # # # # # # # # # # # #"""" / W 3 W 3 W 3 W 3 W 3 W 3 W\ #W.W.W.3.W.3.W.3.W.3.W.3.W.# # 3.3.3.3.W.3.3.3.W.3.3.3.3# INDIA WORKS AT THE MOONLIGHT \W3.3.W.3.3.W.W.3.3.W.3.W/ BUNNY RANCH ?!?!?!?!?!?!? \======================/ |#\ #| # ./"\. # |# /#| |#\ #| # ./"\. # |# /#| (SOUND OF MICROPHONE DROPPING |#\ #| # ./"\. # |# /#| TO FLOOR, FOOTSTEPS SCRAMBLING |#\ #| # ./"\. # |# /#| OUT OF HOUSE, DOOR SLAMMING) |#\ #| # ./"\. # |# /#| |#\ #| # ./"\. # |# /#| .#######################. _/*.*.*.*[@@@@@@@@].*.*.*.*\_ / * @@* *[@x ... x @] * *W@ * \ # * W@* *[@...x..x...@] * *@W * # #**@W* * [@xxxx[]xxxx@]* * *W@**# #**W@ * *[@...x..x...@] * * @W**# # * @W * *[@ x....x @] * * W@ * # ## W@ * *[@@@@@@@@] * * @W ## \========================/ )[S@yaN] * [16.08.2002]( | | | | | | | | | | | | ===================== #2839: AURORA JOLIE Mon, 2007 Apr 2 pornstar | [ | v': : | |_,;c | ] |/; |, | | [ ( __,/ DEAR AURORA JOLIE, | ,-'/ ;\ ,< _',\.-._,; | ] | n | -' / _;'; '=_'-' ,) ,\ | ,; YOUR LINE ABOUT BEING | ] / \,'__/--,_,-- 'mm'J -"_ ] '-,+_ A VIRGIN ISN'T FOOLING | / / "''-.,;"---''--'"" \ ] __ "-' ANYBODY ;' [ / : : _c / / ",_,' | [ | v| , '/ c c \ | ONCE YOU'VE PUT IT IN \ ] | \ /| : __,-,v;|] . \| YOUR MOUTH AND ASS YOU [ /"--'/ | (7_ c@ ) )/| PRETTY MUCH LOSE ANY \ ] ,-"'<': '--, ( /^ | HIGH GROUND YOU MIGHT | ] / : '| \ | ) | HAVE CLAIMED ACCORDING | | / | | ;,-;, \ ,)( ]| TO THE LAWS OF GOD AND | \^ | | : |\ ,' \ / \ [ | MAN | ? / \_ | /|: | , \ | | | ('. 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' ;, ` `' ; , ; ,. : /` ,' _ `' `. . `' , `.,. ) ` ;, #2917: JANINE WHATEVER Tue, 2007 Jun 19 pornstar _ , L\ JANINE LINDEMULD--LINDERMINDEN--LINDEBUMMER-- \/OO\ WHAT THE HELL LADY NOBODY CARES WHAT YOUR LAST NAME IS |/ \ /_\ ` QUITE FRANKLY I WAS ALREADY BORED OF YOU BEFORE I GOT THROUGH AP _\ |_ YOUR FIRST NAME AND HEY LET'S FACE IT THAT FUCKED UP TATTOO ALL OVER BODY TOTALLY DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THE STUPID USELESS USED-UP DISGUSTING JIZZ-COVERED WHORE THAT YOU CLEARLY ARE I MEAN GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVORS #2973: BECKY SUNSHINE Tue, 2007 Aug 14 pornstar _ / } I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THE NAME OF THE ASSHOLE /'.\ WHO KEEPS POSTING PICTURES OF BECKY SUNSHINE _/ ) (`- ( ,) |/ /| Elb ' ` #3069: DESIRAE NEAR HOME Sun, 2007 Nov 18 desirae, pornstar _____ /~/~ ~\ | | \ DESIRAE IN A SHALLOW GRAVE IN THE GROUND NEAR MY HOME \ \ \ \ \ \ --\ \ .\'' --==\ \ ,,i!!i, ''"'',,}{,, #3122: UP IN THE WORLD Thu, 2008 Jan 10 jasmin st. claire, pornstar ________________________ /' `\ / ,ssssssssssosssssssssss. \ / dSSSSSSSSSS/|\SSSSSSSSSSSb \ / dSSP' p / \ q `?SSb \ pb / dSSP /V\ /V\ ?SSb \ / dSSP /"\ /"\ ?SSb \ / dSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssSSSb \ / dSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSb \ / \ `-------------------------------------------' AMAZING HOW JASMIN ST. CLAIRE HAS FINALLY MOVED UP IN THE WORLD: FROM A THIRD-RATE PORN STAR (WITH EXTRA EMPHASIS ON ANAL) TO A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER WELL I'M NOT REALLY SURE THAT'S A MOVE UP ACTUALLY AS IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT THE SAME EXCEPT WITH MORE ANAL #3152: ISIS NILE Sat, 2008 Feb 9 pornstar ,--.!, HEY I BEAT OFF TO ISIS NILE IN THE MID-90S __/ -*- SO THAT JUST PROVES I HARBOR NO PREJUDICE ,d08b. '|` AGAINST MIDDLE EASTERNERS 0088MM `9MMP' THE BOMB-THROWING FUCKS THAT THEY ARE hjm #3166: GIANNA MICHAELS' NEW HOME Sat, 2008 Feb 23 pornstar , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ / (((\\)\ \ DO YOU THINK ANYONE WOULD TRULY NOTICE IF \ \\-_/ / / I SORT OF KIDNAPPED GIANNA MICHAELS \ i i / AND THEN SHOVED HER UP MY ASS (_)=(_) ) . ( /\---/\ / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ I NEED A NEW TENANT / / \ \ (LAST ONE WAS RECENTLY EVACUATED) hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ #3190: BASEBALL BAT Tue, 2008 Mar 18 pornstar HMMM WHAT'S BELLA_DONNA_-_BASEBALL_BAT.MPG ????? _ ____ __ / \ .' '. ____......------""""""""````` `\ | `::-/'-....-'\--""``` | | :: | | | | ,:'-\.-''''-./--..___ / jgs \_/ '.____.' ````````````"""""""------------' (QUIETLY) OH #3198: MIMI MIYAGI Wed, 2008 Mar 26 pornstar \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ DEAR GOD, \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ I DON'T SEE \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ HOW MIMI MIYAGI \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ COULD POSSIBLY HAVE LOST \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ THE 2006 \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ NEVADA \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ GUBERNATORIAL \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ ELECTION \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ !?!?!?!?!? \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ SIGNED, ME \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ Krogg

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