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A MUCH MORE APPROPRIATE (=) TARGET (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) (=) <+> '/V\` ' / \ ` ' / \ ` ' / \ ` ,' / \ `. \ | | / \ | | / \ | | / ` | | ' | | ` ' #794: SEARCHING NEAR AND FAR Sun, 2001 Aug 26 pornstar ,-. _,---._ __ / \ NOW WHERE DID I PUT THAT / ) .-' `./ / \ OLD PENTHOUSE WITH JENNA ( ( ,' `/ /| PERSAUD \ `-" \'\ / | `. , \ \ / | FOR CHRIST'S SAKE THIS IS /`. ,'-`----Y | VENICE KONG ( ; | ' | ,-. ,-' | / MARY MOTHER OF GOD I CAN'T | | ( | hjw | / KEEP NICE THINGS HERE CAN I ) | \ `.___________|/ `--' `--' #1149: PSEUDONYMS Fri, 2002 Aug 16 asia carrera, pornstar SERIOUSLY I'LL BET ASIA CARRERA ISN'T EVEN HER REAL NAME _..._ / .' '. / _ / .-""-\ _/ \ .-| /:. | | | | \ |:. /.-'-./ | .-'-;:__.' =/ .'= *=|NASA _.=' / _. | ; ;-.-'| \ | / | \ _\ _\ \__/'._;. ==' ==\ \ \ | / / / /-._/-._/ jgs \ `\ \ `-._/._/ #1444: MASON MARCONI Sat, 2003 Jun 7 pornstar .=~\ /~=. ,'|-~'--__. .__--'~-|`. / | '' \ / '' | \ + C | | ) + | --' '-- | | l----` '----| | | | | | FREE MASON MARCONI /`----'\ /`----'\ / \ / \ 'T~T'/\\ //\ /\\ //\'T~T' | \// \Y/ \ / \Y/ \\/ | UJJ--------' '--------UJJ | | | | `---^---' `---^---' | | | | | | | | `===`=== ==='===' FRM #1553: MIDORI Wed, 2003 Sep 24 jody watley, midori, pornstar .-''-. .` ::.'. / .:((((\\\ .' //((` ))))) JODY WATLEY'S SISTER ( (/)':.__ _/ IS BLACK TOO (FYI) / /c( -=\</^ / (/j)\ __.>) (/ :(r :.'.\_./ / .'/ `(`-' ( '( '``' '. / )) ' `-. ( ( ( . . `-x (( ( (: \ | ) )|)) )\Y \ `--< | `( \\ | | | `|| :. | `-._ | \ `-._| `-/ :\_. ``\ / `'----..../ / , . |/ / \ / | J . | | | | | _ _\__ / \ _\). | cjr | || | #1617: THE PORN CLAM ON: JASMINE ST. CLAIRE Thu, 2003 Nov 27 clam*, jasmin st. claire, pornstar JASMINE ST. CLAIRE SURE LIKES IT IN HER POOPER / _.--"":""--._ / .' .-'.' '.'-. '. / .' / ' \ '. \ ;-.__.--:__:--.__.--; ;-.__.--.__.--.__.--; \'. \ : : / .' / '.\ '. '. .' / .' jgs `'--.:.:.--'` #1635: ON RECORD Mon, 2003 Dec 15 pornstar CAN I JUST BE ON RECORD BY SAYING LEXINGTON STEELE FRIGHTENS ME _.._ /____\__ / $$-#-#$ / $$\_=/$ ____/ $$J L$_ .''$I`' I \ / /Y__\Y/__)\ / / \ /, ; : { ) (/ / \ \ / . \/ \ Y `.___.'Y Y: \_/ : : | : \ | / . | . : | : } ) ) : | : `, | ,' ) | ( (_ \_\_ dp `"'"' #1664: BUSY BODY Tue, 2004 Jan 13 pornstar ,, _ -. /( \, \ / \ / ) \(`) ,/ ,/ \-,_(("))// / ,___, '.,[_V_]" _/ I'M A BUSY BODY !!!!!!!! ` ,"'-;;=,' v `.;;/ |` | '|' NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH HOLLY BODY ,|- | -|"-._ //| o|o |'"-.\ '/ `/,|,\' | | " | |, `( ctr ) '. / #1715: DEE'S LAZY EYE Thu, 2004 Mar 4 pornstar _ `-._ `-. `. \ : / .' .-' _.-' _ `--._ `-._ `-. `. `. : .' .' .-' _.-' _.--' `--._ `-._ `-. `. \ : / .' .-' _.-' _.--' `--.__ `--._ `-._ `-. `. `. : .' .' .-' _.-' _.--' __.--' __ `--.__ `--._ `-._ `-. `. \:/ .' .-' _.-' _.--' __.--' __ `--..__ `--.__ `--._ `-._`-.`_=_'.-'_.-' _.--' __.--' __..--' --..__ `--..__ `--.__ `--._`-q(-_-)p-'_.--' __.--' __..--' __..-- ``--..__ `--..__ `--.__ `-'_) (_`-' __.--' __..--' __..--'' ...___ ``--..__ `--..__`--/__/ \--'__..--' __..--'' ___... ```---...___ ``--..__`_(<_ _/)_'__..--'' ___...---''' ```-----....._____```---...___(__\_\_|_/__)___...---'''_____.....---- mic I WONDER IF YOU HIT DEE IN THE HEAD HARD ENOUGH WOULD IT POP HER LAZY EYE BACK INTO PLACE ?????????????? #1720: CHARLENE ASPEN Tue, 2004 Mar 9 pornstar W &&& CHARLENE ASPEN'S GOING TO GIVE HERSELF CONCUSSION \ % " % \ * %% (.)(.)% ).( \ ___( Y )__m___ //\\ // \\ ccC Ccc #1798: HANDS UP Wed, 2004 May 26 pornstar, understatement _.-._ | | | |_ | | | | | HANDS UP WHO THINKS LATIN SPICE | | | | | HAS KIND OF A BIG ASS _ | '-._ | \`\`-.'-._; \ ' | \ .` / jgs | | #1818: DRUNK ON COCK Tue, 2004 Jun 15 pornstar .-""-. (___/\ \ I THINK TRACI I LOVE YOU ( |' ' ) ) WAS HER FINEST WORK __) _\=_/ ( ____(__.' ` \ ) .(/"-.._.(' ; ( / / . 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(ANNA AMORE) /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ #2107: TAYLOR HAYES Thu, 2005 Mar 31 pornstar ______ ( _____ ) / / - - \ \ WHY DOES TAYLOR HAYES SOUND LIKE SHE'S HUMMING | |-O-O-| | A LITTLE TUNE WHEN SHE'S GETTING JIZZED ON |( () )| | \ \_/ / | / --- \ (___) (___) #2134: VIDEO STRIP POKER Wed, 2005 Apr 27 german, pornstar .oo. HHHHHb. /`HHHHHHb JULIA CHANNEL ??!?!? CHECK > `dHHHHH / dHHHHHHb IN A VIDEO STRIP POKER GAME !??!!?? CHECK : HHHHHHHH .-""FHHHHHHH WHERE SHE PLAYS REALLY BADLY ?!?!?! 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'. `__/ (.-. / / P.P.S.: THIS IS NOT A REFERENCE | ' | TO EBONY AYES |___| [_____] jgs | | #2210: W.W.C.J.D. Tue, 2005 Jul 12 pornstar, wwjd __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __|\@\|\@\ ___|\@\|\@\|\@\____|\@\|\@\____|\@\|\@\|\@\__ |\ \a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\a\@\ \ | \ \a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\ \ \a\@\a\@\a\@\ \ \ \ \|@|\|@| \ \|@|\|@|\|@| \ \|@|\|@| \ \|@|\|@|\|@| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\___\ \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | '---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'---'pjb WHAT WOULD CHLOE JONES DO #2219: POOR BIANCA TRUMP Thu, 2005 Jul 21 pornstar , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ BIANCA TRUMP SUCKED BLACK DICK SO SHE / (((\\)\ \ COULDN'T ATTEND THE WHITE POWER RALLY \ \\-_/ / / \ i i / POOR THING, LIFE IS SO UNFAIR (_)=(_) ) . ( /\---/\ / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ / / \ \ hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ #2344: ADELE STEPHENS' MOUSTACHE Wed, 2005 Nov 23 pornstar .---. / /"\ \ )/a a\( ( ( - ) ) COULD SOMEONE SHAVE ADELE STEPHENS' MOUSTACHE )_) (_( .'\ /'. /,(_\ /_),\ \\ \ ^ / // \\/ \// (/-._.-\) | T | | | | \ | / \ | / jgs )|( / | \ `-`-' #2348: THE PORN CLAM ON: MR. MARCUS Sun, 2005 Nov 27 clam*, pornstar IT IS JUST ME OR DOES MR. MARCUS LOOK LIKE HE REALLY ENJOYS HIS WORK / _.--"":""--._ / .' .-'.' '.'-. '. / .' / ' \ '. \ ;-.__.--:__:--.__.--; ;-.__.--.__.--.__.--; \'. \ : : / .' / '.\ '. '. .' / .' jgs `'--.:.:.--'` #2386: JODY WATLEY'S SISTER Wed, 2006 Jan 4 jody watley, midori, pornstar . ___/|' _____ ____/_. .' //'''/ _ ~|,, @ }| .'____(___ . \(====) } > '/.------'/ ___ /_\ |^^_ } \ / \--'._ ( / _ \// |/ \ _ > .'/\_-.. ''-.> ( (_) )' (_)xx\ ____//\'. ''\'. '___\_/ .' (__)xx>/--/-\' '.\ ''\.' .___.' <)=\ (__)x//_// || _\\__ .' ) <)=+ '. (_)_/ |/\__||_/ ' \'xxxxx '. <)= . '._(_( __ \/ \_ xxxx \ |/ '. _\| / _/_/_/~~/~~~/'.___. '.__ ' |/ / _ ) ( /_ \ \_ \ / // \/ '. |/~ |RS|/~ <)=/ // <)=/ // <)=/ // <)=+ ( <)=+ ( <)=+ <)=.'\=(> Rich <)=.'\=(> <)=.'\=(> I WONDER IF JODY WATLEY KNOWS WHAT HER SISTER DOES FOR A LIVING #2427: SAKURA SENA Tue, 2006 Feb 14 pornstar, understatement .-""""-. / \ ) ` ____.-') ( _6 _ / OKAY I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM ANYONE ( \ _| HERE BUT IT OCCURS TO ME THAT ) / -._/ SAKURA SENA'S BOOBS MAY NOT IN FACT _.--' ( _ BE COMPLETELY NATURAL / , `-. ) // , \ . | ` ___.L\ ,--.\ \`,--'"\.-' '.-' )| "'----._ __/)_,-.__. | _ ,--L "' __.-'_/ ) \_/--\____.-' _.-' _-+.--""". .==._-.__/. / _.-' | / `-. ` _/ / .` / \ , `. `--' .' / `-. `+_='^`-_.' __,' `'-..__,-_`==-' .-'' a:f .-'' _.-'\ '-..__.-' -.__) #2453: KIANNA Sun, 2006 Mar 12 pornstar .-. I'LL TELL YOU FOLKS (/^\) (\ /) THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS GOD'S UNIVERSE WORSE THAN DOWNLOADING .-'-. A MOVIE LABELLED "KIANNA DIOR" ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT WHEN /(_I_)\ YOU'RE ALL SET LOTION SMEARED LIGHTS TURNED DOWN AND \\) (// EVERYTHING THAT IT'S ACTUALLY KIANNA *BRADLEY* / \ \ | / IS THIS PATRICK STEWART OR TERA PATRICK ??!?!?!?!/ \|/ /|\ TRULY CAN ANYONE DISTINGUISH BETWEEN HOLLY BODY AND ROCKI ROADS \|/ jgs /Y\ BECAUSE THESE MORONS NAMING THESE FILES SURE FUCKING CAN'T AND IT'S PUTTING MY BONER TO A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH #2464: MARC WALLICE Thu, 2006 Mar 23 pornstar _\|/_ /--\ |[]| IF MARC WALLICE WAS THE ZERO PATIENT DOES _] \/ [_ THAT MEAN I'M THE NEGATIVE ONE PATIENT /_ `==' _\ \\| |// l\ __/j `|-'##| |#||#| |#||#| _|#||#|_ `==" "==` as #2482: CLASSY STAGE NAMES Mon, 2006 Apr 10 pornstar .-. (/^\) YOU KNOW A CHICK IS REALLY CLASSY WHEN (\ /) SHE USES THE STAGE NAME "CUNTESS" .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ #2557: MARC DAVIS Sat, 2006 Jun 24 pornstar _ /\) _ _ / / (/\ /\) ( Y) \ \ COULD MARC DAVIS PLEASE FIX HIS WANG / / "" (Y ) SO IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE HAS BEEN PLAYING ( Y) _ "" WITH KNIVES AND RUBBER BANDS OR SOMETHING "" (/\ _ \ \ /\) (Y ) / / "" ( Y) "" Krogg #2561: PORN STAR FEELINGS Wed, 2006 Jun 28 asia carrera, pornstar _ / } HUSBAND DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT HUH ?!?!?!? /'.\ _/ ) (`- DO PORN STARS REALLY HAVE FEELINGS OR ARE THEY ( ,) JUST EMPTY RECEPTACLES FOR ANONYMOUS SPURT |/ /| ' ` Elb #2699: KIKO WU Mon, 2006 Nov 13 pornstar _ . - ' ' ' ' -. . ' _,._ ' . ,' ;' "; ', |' ',_ ,-' .| KIKO WU SURE DOES SEEM FOND | '. ' . | OF PUTTING THINGS UP HER BUTT | ' , . ' | | | ' - . _ . -| | | '. | | | | '. | | '. | | | ., | | . , | | | . ' | | . ' | WELL EVERYONE SHOULD DO WHAT | | . ' | THEY'RE GOOD AT I GUESS !. ' ' .' '.| ' , . ' , ' ,. ' ' - . , .- , . , . :F_P: , . ,' #2716: INCONSOLABLE Thu, 2006 Nov 30 inconsolable, pornstar, word , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ WELP TERA PATRICK GOT A STUPID HAIR DYE / (((\\)\ \ AND UGLY TATTOOS AND A FUCKED UP BOOB JOB \ \\-_/ / / \ i i / (_)=(_) ) . ( /\---/\ / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ SHORT STORY: MY BONER IS INCONSOLABLE / / \ \ hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ #2735: SUBTLE NAMES Tue, 2006 Dec 19 pornstar, wishful thinking .-. (/^\) (\ /) .-'-. IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF BOOBS /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ I'D BE ASHLEY JUGGS' BOOBS \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ #2763: INDIA Tue, 2007 Jan 16 india, pornstar |\_ ==== _/| /# \ / #\ .=\ |/""\ /""\ | /=. _//""\_,H =# || #= H,_/""\\_ ./ /#.| .=()=. | #\ \. ./ # =# |\x("(vv)")x/| #= # \. || /==" #_/ \ \/xx\/ / \_ #" ==\ || )) """ /# # #\______/# # #\ """ (( \_\ =/# # # # # # # # # # \= /_/ """" # # # # # # # # # # # #"""" / W 3 W 3 W 3 W 3 W 3 W 3 W\ #W.W.W.3.W.3.W.3.W.3.W.3.W.# # 3.3.3.3.W.3.3.3.W.3.3.3.3# INDIA WORKS AT THE MOONLIGHT \W3.3.W.3.3.W.W.3.3.W.3.W/ BUNNY RANCH ?!?!?!?!?!?!? \======================/ |#\ #| # ./"\. # |# /#| |#\ #| # ./"\. # |# /#| (SOUND OF MICROPHONE DROPPING |#\ #| # ./"\. # |# /#| TO FLOOR, FOOTSTEPS SCRAMBLING |#\ #| # ./"\. # |# /#| OUT OF HOUSE, DOOR SLAMMING) |#\ #| # ./"\. # |# /#| |#\ #| # ./"\. # |# /#| .#######################. _/*.*.*.*[@@@@@@@@].*.*.*.*\_ / * @@* *[@x ... x @] * *W@ * \ # * W@* *[@...x..x...@] * *@W * # #**@W* * [@xxxx[]xxxx@]* * *W@**# #**W@ * *[@...x..x...@] * * @W**# # * @W * *[@ x....x @] * * W@ * # ## W@ * *[@@@@@@@@] * * @W ## \========================/ )[S@yaN] * [16.08.2002]( | | | | | | | | | | | | ===================== #2839: AURORA JOLIE Mon, 2007 Apr 2 aurora jolie, pornstar | [ | v': : | |_,;c | ] |/; |, | | [ ( __,/ DEAR AURORA JOLIE, | ,-'/ ;\ ,< _',\.-._,; | ] | n | -' / _;'; '=_'-' ,) ,\ | ,; YOUR LINE ABOUT BEING | ] / \,'__/--,_,-- 'mm'J -"_ ] '-,+_ A VIRGIN ISN'T FOOLING | / / "''-.,;"---''--'"" \ ] __ "-' ANYBODY ;' [ / : : _c / / ",_,' | [ | v| , '/ c c \ | ONCE YOU'VE PUT IT IN \ ] | \ /| : __,-,v;|] . \| YOUR MOUTH AND ASS YOU [ /"--'/ | (7_ c@ ) )/| PRETTY MUCH LOSE ANY \ ] ,-"'<': '--, ( /^ | HIGH GROUND YOU MIGHT | ] / : '| \ | ) | HAVE CLAIMED ACCORDING | | / | | ;,-;, \ ,)( ]| TO THE LAWS OF GOD AND | \^ | | : |\ ,' \ / \ [ | MAN | ? / \_ | /|: | , \ | | | ('. "--' |:, ; :\ ,\ [| | ;\~) _ \_) ',_| , | ), \_ : | |/ [ /""-,_ '-'( /.' | \ | '-_ | [ | | "---,__"'=';=,_ | \ /|\ '"-,__ | ] | : | ""'^.\ | | | \ | [ ]| | : | ] \ \ / _AsH #2859: NAUGHTY AT HOME Sun, 2007 Apr 22 desirae, pornstar .-------------------- | | ,-""-. /) DEAR DESIRAE OF NAUGHTY AT HOME: | / c/-} // | ( ,--)T-. // NEVER BE SEEN OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOME | `/ ,_) )\__,-/ EVER AGAIN BY ANY MEANS WHATSOEVER | / /. \'_,-"< | / / ) _`).__ THANK YOU | _/,' ( ""-."-. |'-/ _/`-----. ),' I WAS LOOKING FOR THE BIG-BOOBED SCORE |o!O '"-'"""----" MODEL SO YOU FAILED ON EVERY POSSIBLE LEVEL #2862: PASS IT ON Wed, 2007 Apr 25 pornstar, understatement _____ NADINE JANSEN HAS KIND OF BIG BOOBS |__ " \____..---...-. \__/ "-.,_..--...-' PASS IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 sjw #2894: PORN STAR NAMES Sun, 2007 May 27 pornstar mm###########mmm m####################m OKAY ENOUGH WITH THE PORN STARS WITH m#####`"#m m###"""'######m THE NAME "SUMMERS" ######*" " " "mm####### m####" , m"#######m YOUR UNIVERSAL QUOTA IS OFFICIALLY m#### m*" ,' ; , "########m EXCEEDED ####### m* m |#m ; m ######## |######### mm# |#### #m##########| "CUMMINGS" IS ALSO OFFICIALLY ###########| |######m############ OFF-LIMITS "##########| |##################" "######### |## /##############" MESSAGE ENDS ########| # |/ m########### "####### ###########" """""" """"""""" #2905: PUT OUT OR GET OUT Thu, 2007 Jun 7 pornstar ___ \\|| ,'_,-\ ;'____\ || =\=| || - | ,---'._--''-,,---------.--.----_, / `-._- _--/,,| ___,,--'--'._< /-._, `-.__;,,|' / ;\ / , ; / ,' | _ - ',/, ; T JELENA JENSEN EITHER ( ( | /, ,,; PUT THE DICK IN YOUR MOUTH \ \ | ',,/,; OR GET OFF THE SET \ \ | /, / ,; (| ,^.| / ,, ,/; `-'./ `-._,, ,/,; `-._ `-._,,; jrei |/,,`-._ `-. |, ,;, ,`-._\ #2911: PLUTO SYMBOL Wed, 2007 Jun 13 pluto, pornstar ,-.__ ._ ; `-' ) : ( : ; WHY DOES SARA JAY HAVE A TATTOO : _; OF THE SYMBOL FOR PLUTO ON HER BACK ,.: ' `. ; : : `'..-o : _ `,' `.' \ ._ .^. (,. _\`.` .';_; .--._`-'_`\ `.;. `. ; \; ` L' _,_ _ \_, /; ._ ' ' .`' ` ' |.`. `. : , <`. ` `.' > : ,; ; `-. .-.`._. ., : : _,'_ . :, `. ,',-' :,' _' ';; \ < ,',' ..; /;; _ ;.' ,',' `. : ;,' ; ,-' `_; `-' :`. ,._; \ ; : ,. ,'`' `-. / `' ; ; , ,: ,-. ' ;, ` `' ; , ; ,. : /` ,' _ `' `. . `' , `.,. ) ` ;, #2917: JANINE WHATEVER Tue, 2007 Jun 19 pornstar _ , L\ JANINE LINDEMULD--LINDERMINDEN--LINDEBUMMER-- \/OO\ WHAT THE HELL LADY NOBODY CARES WHAT YOUR LAST NAME IS |/ \ /_\ ` QUITE FRANKLY I WAS ALREADY BORED OF YOU BEFORE I GOT THROUGH AP _\ |_ YOUR FIRST NAME AND HEY LET'S FACE IT THAT FUCKED UP TATTOO ALL OVER BODY TOTALLY DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THE STUPID USELESS USED-UP DISGUSTING JIZZ-COVERED WHORE THAT YOU CLEARLY ARE I MEAN GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVORS #2973: BECKY SUNSHINE Tue, 2007 Aug 14 pornstar _ / } I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THE NAME OF THE ASSHOLE /'.\ WHO KEEPS POSTING PICTURES OF BECKY SUNSHINE _/ ) (`- ( ,) |/ /| Elb ' ` #3069: DESIRAE NEAR HOME Sun, 2007 Nov 18 desirae, pornstar _____ /~/~ ~\ | | \ DESIRAE IN A SHALLOW GRAVE IN THE GROUND NEAR MY HOME \ \ \ \ \ \ --\ \ .\'' --==\ \ ,,i!!i, ''"'',,}{,, #3122: UP IN THE WORLD Thu, 2008 Jan 10 jasmin st. claire, pornstar ________________________ /' `\ / ,ssssssssssosssssssssss. \ / dSSSSSSSSSS/|\SSSSSSSSSSSb \ / dSSP' p / \ q `?SSb \ pb / dSSP /V\ /V\ ?SSb \ / dSSP /"\ /"\ ?SSb \ / dSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssSSSb \ / dSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSb \ / \ `-------------------------------------------' AMAZING HOW JASMIN ST. CLAIRE HAS FINALLY MOVED UP IN THE WORLD: FROM A THIRD-RATE PORN STAR (WITH EXTRA EMPHASIS ON ANAL) TO A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER WELL I'M NOT REALLY SURE THAT'S A MOVE UP ACTUALLY AS IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT THE SAME EXCEPT WITH MORE ANAL #3152: ISIS NILE Sat, 2008 Feb 9 pornstar ,--.!, HEY I BEAT OFF TO ISIS NILE IN THE MID-90S __/ -*- SO THAT JUST PROVES I HARBOR NO PREJUDICE ,d08b. '|` AGAINST MIDDLE EASTERNERS 0088MM `9MMP' THE BOMB-THROWING FUCKS THAT THEY ARE hjm #3166: GIANNA MICHAELS' NEW HOME Sat, 2008 Feb 23 gianna michaels, pornstar , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ / (((\\)\ \ DO YOU THINK ANYONE WOULD TRULY NOTICE IF \ \\-_/ / / I SORT OF KIDNAPPED GIANNA MICHAELS \ i i / AND THEN SHOVED HER UP MY ASS (_)=(_) ) . ( /\---/\ / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ I NEED A NEW TENANT / / \ \ (LAST ONE WAS RECENTLY EVACUATED) hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ #3190: BASEBALL BAT Tue, 2008 Mar 18 pornstar HMMM WHAT'S BELLA_DONNA_-_BASEBALL_BAT.MPG ????? _ ____ __ / \ .' '. ____......------""""""""````` `\ | `::-/'-....-'\--""``` | | :: | | | | ,:'-\.-''''-./--..___ / jgs \_/ '.____.' ````````````"""""""------------' (QUIETLY) OH #3198: MIMI MIYAGI Wed, 2008 Mar 26 pornstar \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ DEAR GOD, \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ I DON'T SEE \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ HOW MIMI MIYAGI \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ COULD POSSIBLY HAVE LOST \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ THE 2006 \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ NEVADA \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ GUBERNATORIAL \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ ELECTION \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ !?!?!?!?!? \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ \_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\_ \_\ SIGNED, ME \__\ \__\ \__\ \__\_\__\ Krogg #3244: LITTLE LUPE Sun, 2008 May 11 pornstar ,="=-. ,`'oo' \o`. ( .88 |^||^)) ) THAT LITTLE LUPE'S A REAL TROOPER , ) ) `@ (@' (. ( ` , `C ' ) `) `-=' ,/ ._c/ `-=' ,-( `-.,')-. gpyy `( ) `' '` #3537: COINCIDENCE Sat, 2009 Feb 28 pornstar \\\ , \ `| ) ( .-""-. | | /_ { '. | | (/ `\ } ) Q: WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN A PORN | | ^/ ^`} { STAR HAS PRECISELY THE SAME \ \ \= ( { ) BIRTHDAY (DATE AND YEAR) AS I DO? \ \ '-, { {{ \ \_.' ) } ) \.-' ( ( A: IT MEANS SHE'S A FAT OLD PIECE /'-.'_. ) ( } OF SHIT TOO, DUH \_( { _/\ ) '--' `-;\ \ WHAT A STUPID QUESTION _.-' / / / <\/>_.' .' / / <\/></\>/. ' /<\// / </\> _ |\`- _ . -/|<// ( <\/> - _- ` _.-'`_/- | \ </\> - - - - \\\ }`<\/> <\/>`{ { </\>-<\/>_<\/>_<\/>-</\> } } </\> </\> </\> { <\/>. <\/> </\> </\> {`<\/> <\/>`} } </\>-<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>-</\> { { </\> </\> </\> </\> } } } { H A P P Y { <\/> B I R T H D A Y <\/> </\> </\> `<\/> <\/>' jgs </\>-<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>-</\> </\> </\> </\> </\> </\> #3684: QREAGHTIVE Sat, 2009 Jul 25 pornstar .(0,-.0)._ AND THE ABSOLUTELY MOST RETARDED PORNSTAR (------, ` -. _ NAME OF ALL TIME AWARD GOES TO ......... \.____/ \._ / / / __ \_._ "QREAGHTIVE" / / / ./ \_____./'\._ < /\/\ /\/\ \ / \/' \ \_ (CURIOUSLY ENOUGH NO THAT IS NOT A TYPO) ./\/\/' #3704: VANESSA LANE Fri, 2009 Aug 14 pornstar ,="=-. ,`'oo' \o`. ( .88 |^||^)) ) MORE LIKE VANESSA LAME , ) ) `@ (@' (. ( ` , `C ' ) `) `-=' ,/ ._c/ `-=' ,-( `-.,')-. gpyy `( ) `' '` #3725: MONIQUE ALEXANDER Fri, 2009 Sep 4 pornstar ,%/7\\` (/// .\\) (((( - ))) CHECKING PERIODICALLY TO SEE IF ((|)_*_/((( MONIQUE ALEXANDER IS NO LONGER BORING ))(/) (\((|) ((((\___/))(\ / ,-) (-. \ ( ( ( _ _ ) ) ) \ \ )^ ^ ^( / / ) y y ( \( )/ \_______/ \ / / y / ( ' \ \ \ y-._ NOPE, GOPHER GOES BACK IN THE HOLE FOR ANOTHER YEAR hjw |\,' X-' _,T-) / (__,-%_/ #3728: SO LOOK OUT Mon, 2009 Sep 7 pornstar OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRETTY SURE THAT IF YOU HAVE THE SAME _P_ _9_ BIRTHDAY AS A PORNSTAR THEN YOU OWN HER //---\\ ( ) //---\\ (( )) T (( )) \\___// | \\___// '---' |E dwb '---' SO LOOK OUT LANA SANDS AND LINDA FRIDAY #3811: POOR CARMELLA Sun, 2009 Nov 29 pornstar _ , L\ \/OO\ MORE LIKE CARMELLA BORING AM I RIGHT FOLKS |/ \ /_\ ` AP _\ |_ #3825: KOREANS Sun, 2009 Dec 13 korean, lucy lee, pornstar . `"SSSSSSSSs. `"Ss. `"Ss. KOREANS ARE BANGABLE IF YOU .s S' ss' ss' DUMP ENOUGH SOY SAUCE ON THEM SS ssssssssss `$SSSSSSSSSSSs. ss ss .oOOOOOOo. "SssssssS' .O' `O. `$SSSSSSSSSSSSs. o; ;o `SS WELL EXCEPT FOR LUCY LEE OBVIOUSLY `o o' S' `OooooooO' ' NOTHING CAN FIX HER #3850: LONDON KEYS Thu, 2010 Jan 7 pornstar .. "$ber LONDON KEYS IS GOING DOWN / GOING DOWN / GOING DOWN =3$$c. czd$$% *$$c. .e$$$P -ee$$$$.. """ ^"*$$$$$C "" " *.Gilo94' #3851: EUROPEAN PORN STARS Fri, 2010 Jan 8 pornstar -. . .-. ' / / ./ _ __, .--' / < ~_-~ / < < \_ .-~7 _. \ > \.-'\ >` ~ .-~ < >< / , 7 < ~7 /_/ ! \ .-L \ _// <'~ ~ .-~ ! ! /o& `' . 7 _>_._ > _.-' '-._.-._.--./ '-~ ~._/ .' ,-.-' .-~< < __/ > -' \ -~ ___--/ 7 .. . /_// \__ ! _.-. .. < ~v~ ' \ .-~---' .-.-~ ~\ < \ / | __/ ) > o < > \ \_.--._ |O | .__,--_ / .-' <> \ \ 7 . ' ) / d . _> /. 7 > . - ' > _\ ! _,-' `. \ /.._ .) < ~--,.--' ._ /.- ~` < \ . \ ` |< \ `-.__/ 7/ ~ \.,< . ` `-~-.-~ | / \__//.--...<| __ . ` '-.__\\ - ' '--~|/ PWH DEAR LATEST ROUND OF PORN STARLETS FLOODING OUT OF EASTERN EUROPE, I APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORTS BUT I HONESTLY CANNOT FUCKING TELL ANY OF YOU APART ESPECIALLY WITH YOUR GENERIC FUCKING CHOICE OF NAMES YOU COULD LEARN A LOT FROM A MATURE PORN INDUSTRY WITH GOOD, WHOLESOME, DISTINCTIVE PORN STAR NAMES SUCH AS "CUNTESS," "TEASURE CUNT," "ASIA," "STUPID FUCKING WHORE THAT WOULDN'T GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY IF I BUMPED INTO HER ON THE STREET SO THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO STRANGLE THEM AND HIDE THEIR PARTS IN DIFFERENT TRASH CANS AROUND THE CITY" #3858: LATINA ABUSE Fri, 2010 Jan 15 pornstar _ , L\ POOR CASSANDRA CRUZ ON LATINA ABUSE \/OO\ |/ \ WHEN YOU ACTUALLY START CRYING AND THE SLIDER BAR OF THE PORN /_\ ` VIDEO IS ONLY AT 50% ..................... AP _\ |_ .......... SOMEONE'S GOT A CASE OF THE MONDAYS #3860: WHAT'S WORSE Sun, 2010 Jan 17 gianna michaels, haiti, pornstar, topical ,-, ,',' `, ,' , ,',' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,', ,' ,' , ,,' ,' ,', ,' ,' , , ,' __,',___',' __,,,,,,,------""""_ __,-"""""_`=-- _..---.____.--'''''''''''_,---' _; --' ___,-'___ ,':::::,--.::'''''' ''''''' ___,--' __,-'; __,-""" ;:::::,' |::'' '''' '===)-' __; _,--' ;---'' |:: @,' ;:;\ ''''==== =),--'_,-' ` )) ; `:::' _;:/ `._=== ===)_,-,-' ` ) ` ; I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE | ;--.;:::; ` `-._=_)_.-' ` ` ) /`-._ ' `-:. ` ` ` ) ) ,'`-.. \ THE EARTHQUAKE IN HAITI `:_ ` ` ) _,' | : `-._ ` _-- _,-' | : OR GIANNA MICHAELS' `----..\ \' | | RETIREMENT _\ \ | : _____ jrei _,--'__,-' : : _______ ()___ '-------.....__,'_ --'___________ _,--'--\\-'''' _____ `-------.....______\\______ _________,--._-'---'''' `==' #3863: MEDICAL FUND Wed, 2010 Jan 20 aurora jolie, haiti, pornstar, topical .----. ===(_)== FORGET ABOUT HAITI // 6 6 \\ ( 7 ) \ '--' / WHAT ABOUT A MEDICAL FUND FOR AURORA JOLIE'S \_ ._/ NEWLY-ANOUNCED HEART CONDITION __) (__ /"`/`\`V/`\`\ / \ `Y _/_ \ / [DR]\_ |/ / /\ | ( \/ / / / \ \ \ / \ `-/` _.` jgs `=. `=./ OKAY I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION ABOUT PORNSTARS `"` #3866: GIANNA MICHAELS Sat, 2010 Jan 23 gianna michaels, pornstar, word /\.-./~\ (o//o)| \-._ .-"-. DEAR GIANNA MICHAELS, .~.'~ | | )`-----' \._ (").'/.| | ( /-.\ I CAN PUT ASIDE YOUR RAT FACE BUT (_/-' \_/ | \ | \\ PLEASE DO NOT LAUGH AS I DO NOT \ / / ____.-\ / )) LIKE THE SOUND OF BARKING /\| /_.-' \\ \ (( // || \\ \ \| GARKING HOWEVER ?!??!?!?!?!?! \\ ||' // \\ (/ || _// \\ APPROVED (STAMP) " (_/ (_/ (_/MJP " " " #3887: LUCY LEE'S SENTENCE Sat, 2010 Feb 13 lucy lee, pornstar \ ########### / \ ######### / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \_________________________________/ | | | | | | | _________ | | | | | | | ___ | | | I |___| | | | | | | | | | | | | _| | | | |#| | ;, -- ___ | | | | ;' H*/ ` | | | _____| .,` */ )| I | \_____\ ;' /___.,';| | | \\ \ ."` | ; |___________|_________|______\\ \ ;: | ._,' / \\ \ . |,' / \\ \ || / \\_____\ || / \_____| || / ___________ \ || / / =====o | \ ||/ / | /-\ | \ // / | | \ // / | ____ |______ \ // / (O) | | | \ \ // / |____| | 0 \ \ // / o---- |________\ \ / / | | | \ / | | \ / | | leb / | | LUCY LEE WAS PUT IN JAIL BECAUSE SHE'S JUST NOT A VERY GOOD PORNSTAR #3900: AHRYAN ASTYN Fri, 2010 Feb 26 nazi, pornstar DEAR AHRYAN ASTYN, YOUR NAME MAKES ME LAUGH LOVE, HITLER, XOXO ___ / / (`\\ , c` 9\9 . ' ___.-| -_"/ /\===\|_/===\ /`< __ >/ __|,\ b'ger ( - | '|/o| '|- \ #4029: FIRST AND MIDDLE NAMES Mon, 2010 Jul 5 pornstar _ , L\ IS IT LEGAL TO BEAT OFF TO A PORNSTAR WHOSE STAGE NAME \/OO\ CONSISTS OF THE FIRST AND MIDDLE NAMES OF YOUR MOTHER ???? |/ \ /_\ ` AP _\ |_ SPECIFICALLY IN MY CASE OF COURSE I'M REFERRING TO KODY KOXXX #4606: RICHELLE RYAN Thu, 2012 Feb 2 pornstar I WONDER IF RICHELLE RYAN REGRETS GETTING THAT "HEART BREAKER" TATTOO ON HER ASS reICareI reICareIC ICareICareICar ICareICareICare reICareICareICareI reICareICareICareIC CareICareICareICareICa reICareICareICareICareI ICarICareICareICareICareI ICareICareICareICareICareI ICarICareICareICareICareICare CareICareICareICareICareICare ICareICareICareICareICareICareI CareICareICareICareICareICareICa ICaICareICareICareICareICareICareI ICareICareICareICareICareICareICar eICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICar ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICar ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareIc eICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICa ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareI reICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICare ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICa reICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareIc ICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICareICare reICareICareICareIICareICareICareICareIca ICareICareICareICareICareICareICarICa reICareICareICareICareICarICare areICareICareICareICareICa ICareICareICareICare areICareICareICa eICareICareI -Grim CareICar reIC eI #4944: VANITY Sat, 2013 Jan 5 pornstar _ _______ _ /_\ / \ /_\ =|= / // \ =|= | | | | ( \ // / o HEY THIS ISN'T A TERRIBLY UGLY PORNSTAR __[_]___\_______/___(_)__ (_________________________) OH GOD JESUS CHRIST IT'S A SHEMALE HELP | ___ _|___~___|_ ___ | ||_~_|| .-------. ||_~_|| | ___ | \ / | ___ | ||_~_|| (\_____/) ||_~_|| ____| ___ |__|=====|__| ___ |____ |/ \| || || |/ \|lc | |

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