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#1599: CONSPIRACY DUCK: OPEN SOURCE

Sun, 2003 Nov 9

conspiracy duck*, open source

 \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ 
/ / / / / / / | | / / / / / / __  / / / / / / / / | | / / / / / / / / /
 \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \   /..\  ` ` \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ 
--------------' `---------- (    ) \|/ -----------' `------------------
----------------------- _\___>  <__//` ------------------------------. 
/ / / / / / / / / / / / >,---.   ,-'  / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /| 
 \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ |  . \  \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | 
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / /  `. `. \   ., / / / / / / / / / / / / / /| 
 \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \  |  `. | \||_ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | 
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / `.  : |__||   / / / / / / / / / / / / /| 
 \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \  __> `.,---'  \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | 
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / /  |.--'\`.\  / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /| 
---------------------------- _\\   \`.| -----------------------------' 
--------------. ,------------ /|\ - |:| ----------. ,------------------
 \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ ' `    |:|  \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ 
/ / / / / / / | | / / / / / / / / / |:| / / / / / | | / / / / / / / / /
 \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \  |:/  \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ 
/ / / / / / / | | / /  --.________,-_/  / / / / / | | / / / / / / / / /
 \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ ```-----' \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ 
/ / / / / / / | | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / | | / / / / / / / hjm
                                                                       
o< OPEN SOURCE IS REALLY A REPTILIAN PLOT SO THAT THEY CAN GET ALL THE 
   GOVERNMENTS TO SWITCH FROM PROPRIETARY TO OPEN SOURCE SOLUTIONS SO  
   THAT THEY CAN REPLACE KEY HEADS OF STATE WITH REPTILIAN IMPOSTORS   
                                                                       
   I MEAN THIS IS JUST COMMON SENSE PEOPLE                             

#2129: BITKEEPER

Fri, 2005 Apr 22

blog, open source

        ,.                                                          
        |`:.                                                        
        |  `:.                                                      
  m1a   | |`.`:;@.                                                  
        | |;.`.`;|  HUGE BITKEEPER CONTROVERSY PEOPLE !!!!!!        
        ; `.';| ||                                                  
       ,(`;.`.| ||  DISSENTION IN THE RANKS OF THE OPEN SOURCE      
      /8o (`:.  ||  COMMUNITY !!!!!                                 
    /o8888o  `; ||                                                  
  /@o8888888o (`;|  WILL THIS FRACTURE THE TENUOUS STRANDS THAT     
 (`.()oO888888o (<  BIND THESE IDEOLOGICAL CREATURES TOGETHER OR    
  `.`.;:oO08c{)/ |  WILL IT JUST SERVE TO DRIVE THEM APART ?!?!?!   
    `.`.(),0 /  /                                                   
      `.`.`/  /    BLOGGING AND TRANSCRIBING EMAILS AND MAILING LIST
        `.( /    ARCHIVES !!!!!!!! HOT STUFF PEOPLE !!!!!           
                                                                    
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ GNU/BORING                  

#2143: FREE AS IN

Fri, 2005 May 6

open source

              _.._      I LIKE SOFTWARE THAT'S      
             /   a\__,   FREE AS IN SHUT THE FUCK UP
             \  -.___/                              
              \  \                                  
         (\____)  \                                 
     |\_(         ))                                
_____|   (_        /________                        
     _\____(______/__                               
 gnv      ______                                    

#2299: THE NEW FREE

Sun, 2005 Oct 9

open source

 ,'";-------------------;"`.                                           
 ;[]; ................. ;[];                                           
 ;  ; ................. ;  ;    FREE                                   
 ;  ; ................. ;  ;                                           
 ;  ; ................. ;  ;    AS                                     
 ;  ; ................. ;  ;                                           
 ;  ; ................. ;  ;    IN                                     
 ;  ; ................. ;  ;                                           
 ;  `.                 ,'  ;    ILLEGALLY                              
 ;    """""""""""""""""    ;                                           
 ;    ,-------------.---.  ;    DOWNLOADED                             
 ;    ;  ;"";       ;   ;  ;                                           
 ;    ;  ;  ;       ;   ;  ;    MOVIES, MUSIC, AND PORN ?!?!?!?        
 ;    ;  ;  ;       ;   ;  ;                                           
 ;//||;  ;  ;       ;   ;||;                                           
 ;\\||;  ;__;       ;   ;\/;    WOULD YOU OPEN SOURCE FAGGOTS JUST STOP
  `. _;          _  ;  _;  ;    AND LISTEN TO YOURSELVES FOR A SECOND  
PK  " """"""""""" """"" """                                            

#2318: CODE NAMES

Fri, 2005 Oct 28

open source

        /^\/^\                                                  
        \----|       ON MY OPEN SOURCE PROJECT I'M GOING TO GIVE
    _---'---~~~~-_    EACH RELEASE A SEPARATE CODE NAME BECAUSE 
     ~~~|~~L~|~~~~     WHEN IT COMES RIGHT DOWN TO IT I'M NO    
        (/_  /~~--      BETTER THAN A PEDOPHILE                 
      \~ \  /  /~                                               
    __~\  ~ /   ~~----,                                         
    \    | |       /  \                                         
    /|   |/       |    |                                        
    | | | o  o     /~   |                                       
  _-~_  |        ||  \  /                                       
 (// )) | o  o    \\---'                                        
 //_- |  |          \                                           
//   |____|\______\__\                                          
~      |   / |    |                                             
        |_ /   \ _|                                             
      /~___|  /____\                                            

#2335: MEMETICS

Mon, 2005 Nov 14

blog, meme, open source

  ,88888,,88888,                                                     
,88'   '888'  '88,   I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT "YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG"
88'    88 88   '88   AND TRY TO LINK IT TO DISCUSSIONS ABOUT MEMETICS
88,    88 88   ,88   AND MEMES !!!!                                  
'88,   ,888,  ,88'                                                   
  '88888''88888'     SEE THE MEMES *MUTATE* AND PEOPLE *CONTRIBUTE*  
     8      8        IN AN *OPEN SOURCE* FRAMEWORK TO DO SOMETHING   
    888    888       *COLLABORATIVE*                                 
jgs  8      8                                                        
                     WHY WON'T ANYONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY ?!?!?!?!?!   
                     WATCH ME TAKE A DUMP AND CALL IT A BLOG MEME    
                                                                     
                     OR AS I CALL IT A BLEME                         

#2510: GPL VERSION 3

Mon, 2006 May 8

open source

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                         /\\ / \                                       
                        |  )|-""-,                                 ,   
                         \ /'     \                  ,_     ,    .'<_  
                         /         |"""-,           _> `'-,'(_.-'  _<  
       ,                 |      ' '/::. `\          >_.--(.. ) .=;`    
      / \_...._         .'   _  ._o)`'`  /                V-'`\/``     
     { .'      `'-....-'    ; `"--'.--.=;          * * *               
     `/                   , / ::' /  C ,,\       *       *             
     |                  {;;}| :: |   \  _.)     *  .:::.__*            
     |   ,             {;;;} \ ':|   /  \       * /'::::\ *\_          
      \   \            {;;}   '-, \./ \)\)       (`  '::|* / \         
     .-' _.'.,____,   _/`|       `-|   );/  _.,--`-.`_;/.-/  ;         
     \ \` \ (     ( /` ,\|_         '--'_:-' `.     `'._.'  /|         
      \ \  \ \     |    ).-'         .-'/.   ` '._.-._.'   / |         
 jgs   \ \  \ \   / .--'\ \       .-'` | `.       .-'    .'  |         
        \ \  \ \ / / \,\ \ \    \`.    `-.__..--'   _.-'   .'          
   ,     `#;==''`  \  |\ /|#     \ '-._         _.-'    _.'            
 .'(  _.='         |   \/ /._,    \_   '--._.-'`     _.'               
{   ``  _.='       |   /   ' ;--._, '._   \      _.-'                  
 {    \`     ;    /    \    /   ' )    '-._\_.-'`   _,_                
  `.   `'=..'  .='      )  /\ /, /         _,      /' '\            ,_ 
    `=._    .='        /   |/)|/(_        ((')     \u  u      .-""._) \
      '-`\\`__        |     /  -._\      /'--)     | ':`----./.-.     |
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                        `""{_}    /_    / |`=     `" `-.(  ,__/.       
                                                                       
   FOLKS I'D LIKE TO HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT THE GPL AND       
     OH GOD HORRIBLE DIARRHEA                                          

#2542: INFORMATION IS AN ENTITY WHICH HAS WANTS AND DESIRES

Fri, 2006 Jun 9

open source

 .^._.^.                                       
 | . . |      INFORMATION WANTS TO BE *FREE*   
(  ---  )                                      
.'     '.                                      
|/     \|                                      
 \ /-\ /      AND ALSO A REALLY GOOD ICED MOCHA
  V   V                                        

#2814: FREEDOM ISN'T FREE

Thu, 2007 Mar 8

open source

    _.._..,_,_                     
   (          )                    
    ]~,"-.-~~[                     
  .=])' (;  ([                     
  | ]:: '    [     FREE AS IN QUEER
  '=]): .)  ([                     
PMH |:: '    |                     
     ~~----~~                      

#4080: INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE

Wed, 2010 Aug 25

open source

     __________                                                  
   /          /|                                                 
 /__________/  |   INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE                  
 |________ |   |                                                 
 /_____  /||   |                                                 
|".___."| ||   |   ALSO THE KEY TO THE LIQUOR CABINET AND        
|_______|/ |   |   A STOLEN CREDIT NUMBER SO IT CAN ORDER HOOKERS
 || .___."||  /                                                  
 ||_______|| /     AHEM SORRY IT MEANT "ESCORTS"                 
 |_________|/                                                    

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