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#1599: CONSPIRACY DUCK: OPEN SOURCE

Sun, 2003 Nov 9
conspiracy duck*, open source

\ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / / / / / / / | | / / / / / / __ / / / / / / / / | | / / / / / / / / / \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ /..\ ` ` \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ --------------' `---------- ( ) \|/ -----------' `------------------ ----------------------- _\___> <__//` ------------------------------. / / / / / / / / / / / / >,---. ,-' / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | . \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / `. `. \ ., / / / / / / / / / / / / / /| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | `. | \||_ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / `. : |__|| / / / / / / / / / / / / /| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ __> `.,---' \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / |.--'\`.\ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /| ---------------------------- _\\ \`.| -----------------------------' --------------. ,------------ /|\ - |:| ----------. ,------------------ \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ ' ` |:| \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / / / / / / / | | / / / / / / / / / |:| / / / / / | | / / / / / / / / / \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ |:/ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / / / / / / / | | / / --.________,-_/ / / / / / | | / / / / / / / / / \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ ```-----' \ \ \ \ \ \ \| |\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / / / / / / / | | / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / | | / / / / / / / hjm o< OPEN SOURCE IS REALLY A REPTILIAN PLOT SO THAT THEY CAN GET ALL THE GOVERNMENTS TO SWITCH FROM PROPRIETARY TO OPEN SOURCE SOLUTIONS SO THAT THEY CAN REPLACE KEY HEADS OF STATE WITH REPTILIAN IMPOSTORS I MEAN THIS IS JUST COMMON SENSE PEOPLE

#2129: BITKEEPER

Fri, 2005 Apr 22
blog, open source

,. |`:. | `:. m1a | |`.`:;@. | |;.`.`;| HUGE BITKEEPER CONTROVERSY PEOPLE !!!!!! ; `.';| || ,(`;.`.| || DISSENTION IN THE RANKS OF THE OPEN SOURCE /8o (`:. || COMMUNITY !!!!! /o8888o `; || /@o8888888o (`;| WILL THIS FRACTURE THE TENUOUS STRANDS THAT (`.()oO888888o (< BIND THESE IDEOLOGICAL CREATURES TOGETHER OR `.`.;:oO08c{)/ | WILL IT JUST SERVE TO DRIVE THEM APART ?!?!?! `.`.(),0 / / `.`.`/ / BLOGGING AND TRANSCRIBING EMAILS AND MAILING LIST `.( / ARCHIVES !!!!!!!! HOT STUFF PEOPLE !!!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ GNU/BORING

#2143: FREE AS IN

Fri, 2005 May 6
open source

_.._ I LIKE SOFTWARE THAT'S / a\__, FREE AS IN SHUT THE FUCK UP \ -.___/ \ \ (\____) \ |\_( )) _____| (_ /________ _\____(______/__ gnv ______

#2299: THE NEW FREE

Sun, 2005 Oct 9
open source

,'";-------------------;"`. ;[]; ................. ;[]; ; ; ................. ; ; FREE ; ; ................. ; ; ; ; ................. ; ; AS ; ; ................. ; ; ; ; ................. ; ; IN ; ; ................. ; ; ; `. ,' ; ILLEGALLY ; """"""""""""""""" ; ; ,-------------.---. ; DOWNLOADED ; ; ;""; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; MOVIES, MUSIC, AND PORN ?!?!?!? ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;//||; ; ; ; ;||; ;\\||; ;__; ; ;\/; WOULD YOU OPEN SOURCE FAGGOTS JUST STOP `. _; _ ; _; ; AND LISTEN TO YOURSELVES FOR A SECOND PK " """"""""""" """"" """

#2318: CODE NAMES

Fri, 2005 Oct 28
open source

/^\/^\ \----| ON MY OPEN SOURCE PROJECT I'M GOING TO GIVE _---'---~~~~-_ EACH RELEASE A SEPARATE CODE NAME BECAUSE ~~~|~~L~|~~~~ WHEN IT COMES RIGHT DOWN TO IT I'M NO (/_ /~~-- BETTER THAN A PEDOPHILE \~ \ / /~ __~\ ~ / ~~----, \ | | / \ /| |/ | | | | | o o /~ | _-~_ | || \ / (// )) | o o \\---' //_- | | \ // |____|\______\__\ ~ | / | | |_ / \ _| /~___| /____\

#2335: MEMETICS

Mon, 2005 Nov 14
blog, meme, open source

,88888,,88888, ,88' '888' '88, I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT "YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG" 88' 88 88 '88 AND TRY TO LINK IT TO DISCUSSIONS ABOUT MEMETICS 88, 88 88 ,88 AND MEMES !!!! '88, ,888, ,88' '88888''88888' SEE THE MEMES *MUTATE* AND PEOPLE *CONTRIBUTE* 8 8 IN AN *OPEN SOURCE* FRAMEWORK TO DO SOMETHING 888 888 *COLLABORATIVE* jgs 8 8 WHY WON'T ANYONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY ?!?!?!?!?! WATCH ME TAKE A DUMP AND CALL IT A BLOG MEME OR AS I CALL IT A BLEME

#2510: GPL VERSION 3

Mon, 2006 May 8
open source

, , /\\ / \ | )|-""-, , \ /' \ ,_ , .'<_ / |"""-, _> `'-,'(_.-' _< , | ' '/::. `\ >_.--(.. ) .=;` / \_...._ .' _ ._o)`'` / V-'`\/`` { .' `'-....-' ; `"--'.--.=; * * * `/ , / ::' / C ,,\ * * | {;;}| :: | \ _.) * .:::.__* | , {;;;} \ ':| / \ * /'::::\ *\_ \ \ {;;} '-, \./ \)\) (` '::|* / \ .-' _.'.,____, _/`| `-| );/ _.,--`-.`_;/.-/ ; \ \` \ ( ( /` ,\|_ '--'_:-' `. `'._.' /| \ \ \ \ | ).-' .-'/. ` '._.-._.' / | jgs \ \ \ \ / .--'\ \ .-'` | `. .-' .' | \ \ \ \ / / \,\ \ \ \`. `-.__..--' _.-' .' , `#;==''` \ |\ /|# \ '-._ _.-' _.' .'( _.=' | \/ /._, \_ '--._.-'` _.' { `` _.=' | / ' ;--._, '._ \ _.-' { \` ; / \ / ' ) '-._\_.-'` _,_ `. `'=..' .=' ) /\ /, / _, /' '\ ,_ `=._ .=' / |/)|/(_ ((') \u u .-""._) \ '-`\\`__ | / -._\ /'--) | ':`----./.-. | `-._} {_} |_ \ | _.' _/, ``'""-`\ `.__.' `""{_} /_ / |`= `" `-.( ,__/. FOLKS I'D LIKE TO HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT THE GPL AND OH GOD HORRIBLE DIARRHEA

#2542: INFORMATION IS AN ENTITY WHICH HAS WANTS AND DESIRES

Fri, 2006 Jun 9
open source

.^._.^. | . . | INFORMATION WANTS TO BE *FREE* ( --- ) .' '. |/ \| \ /-\ / AND ALSO A REALLY GOOD ICED MOCHA V V

#2814: FREEDOM ISN'T FREE

Thu, 2007 Mar 8
open source

_.._..,_,_ ( ) ]~,"-.-~~[ .=])' (; ([ | ]:: ' [ FREE AS IN QUEER '=]): .) ([ PMH |:: ' | ~~----~~

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MORE STUFF Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark

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FART BACK	WHAT'S YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION, JERKOFF?
CHAT	#AAF @ EFnet on IRC
FOLLOW ^NEW!	Conspiracy Duck @ Twitter
TOYS	pick a strip at random view the best of ASCII Art Farts get just the current strip in text format get the current strip and info in text format get all strips in fortune format (run `strfile fortune.txt fortune.txt.dat` then `fortune fortune.txt`) get a list of all strip dates get an RSS feed get an XML dump (gzip compressed) see the list of quotes ^NEW!
FACTOIDS	number of strips: 3922 first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (10.7 years ago) number of upcoming strips: 5 (0.7 weeks' worth; empty on Thu, 2010 Mar 25) *^NEW!*
MORE STUFF	Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark
MORE ASCII ART	Andreas Freise's ASCII Art Dictionary, alt.ascii-art FAQ, Open Directory: ASCII Art, Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection, Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery