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#1618: WATCH WHAT HAPPENS

Fri, 2003 Nov 28

bravo

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    GOD BRAVO SURE HAS SOLD OUT TO THE HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY       
       WITH ALL THIS FUCKING GAY SHIT THEY KEEP SHOWING           

#2053: PROJECT RUNWAY

Sat, 2005 Feb 5

bravo

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        .  . .  .               . ..  .                           
       . .     . .               .  .  .                          
       . .     . .               .   . .     LET'S WATCH PROJECT  
      .    . .    .               . . . .    RUNWAY TO SEE FAGGOTS
       . . . . . .                  . . . .  CRY                  
     .             .              . .. .                          
    .  . .     . .  .          .   .  ..     WELL MORE THAN USUAL 
   . .  .       .  . .          .  . ..      ANYWAY               
  . .    .     .    . .        .   . .                            
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#2212: BEING BOBBY BROWN

Thu, 2005 Jul 14

bobby brown, bravo

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         ;         ,`         ,-`         ,-~`         ,--~`         
        ;        ,`        ,-`        ,-~`        ,--~`              
       ;       ,`       ,-`       ,-~`       ,--~`                   
      ;      ,`      ,-`      ,-~`      ,--~`                        
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;,`,-`,-~`,--~`                                                      
                                                                     
    BEING BOBBY BROWN HUH ??!?!?!?!                                  
                                                                     
     I GUESS WIFEBEATERS ARE GOOD FODDER FOR BRAVO REALITY SHOWS, HUH
                                                                     
      FAGGOTS AND RETARDS AND ADDICTS AND WIFEBEATERS                

#2265: WIFEBEATERS

Mon, 2005 Sep 5

bobby brown, bravo

              _____                                                      
             ,  ___))                                                    
            /  | 6 6                                                     
           (___( _e     BOBBY BROWN, TOMMY LEE                           
          ____/ /_                                                       
         / \ o\_/ \       ANYMORE WIFEBEATERS WE WANT TO SEE THE LIVES OF
        / /\' _  _)\       ?!?!?!?                                       
       /_<  )____/\_\                                                    
   ___oo'  ,ooooo,|_/         WELL NOT DAVID GEST I GUESS                
 -//,-(   /      |=/           (BECAUSE LIZA DESERVES IT)                
          |    \  \                                                      
           \       \                                                     
            )_______\                                                    
           /  )   / )                                                    
          /  /   (  |                                                    
          | /     \ |                                                    
_________ |/_______\|________.                                           
          =         =                                                    
         /(         )\  b'ger                                            
        /,/        7 \\_                                                 

#2266: CUT IT OUT PLEASE

Tue, 2005 Sep 6

bravo

                  .                                                         
                \ | /   I BUY THE ARGUMENT THAT GAYS CAN'T CONTROL          
                _\|/_    WHO THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO                          
              .' ' ' '.        ___                                          
            _.|.--.--.|.___.--'___`-.                                       
          .'.'||  |  ||`----'"`   ``'`                                      
        .'.'  ||()|()||                                                     
.___..-'.'    /       \   BUT I DON'T BUY THE ARGUMENT THAT THEY CAN'T      
`----'"`     /   .-.   \   CONTROL LISPING, WEARING BUTTLESS PANTS,         
            (.'.(___).'.)   HANDKERCHIEFS IN THEIR BACK POCKETS, GOING      
             `.__.-.__.'     TO ANONYMOUS BATHHOUSES, BEING ON THE DOWN LOW,
        jgs   |_|   |_|       WEARING CONSTRUCTION, POLICEMAN, INDIAN,      
               `.`-'.'         AND LEATHER UNIFORMS, OR STARRING IN REALITY 
                 `"`            TELEVISION SHOWS ON BRAVO SO COULD YOU      
                                 FUCKING FAGGOTS JUST CUT IT OUT PLEASE     

#2297: GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING

Fri, 2005 Oct 7

bravo

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  (__|_______--/| /   ///                                                 
  __/  +--+| |-\| (>   )/                                                 
|_|ooo+--+|_|    /_    /                                                  
  `-------'       |_, //                                                  
                  |___/                                                   
                                                                          
    GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING ...... SICK AND TIRED OF FAGGOT SHIT ON BRAVO
                                                                          
    ALSO I'M PRETTY SURE THAT PBS IS A FAGGOT CHANNEL BUT AT LEAST        
    IT'S A LITTLE MORE SUBTLE ABOUT IT                                    
                                                                          
    I MEAN YOU CAN BE RELIABLY INFORMED THAT PBS SUCKS A COCK OR TWO      
    BEHIND CLOSED DOORS IN THE PRIVACY OF ITS OWN HOME                    
                                                                          
    BUT HOLY GOD BRAVO'S JUST THERE WITH ITS MOUTH OPEN AND THE DICKS     
    ALL AROUND AND SPIT AND JIZZ EVERYWHERE                               
                                                                          
    BASICALLY WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT BRAVO'S THE TV VERSION OF GAG FACTOR

#2315: KATHY GRIFFIN HOSTS

Tue, 2005 Oct 25

bravo

          .-.                                                 
         [.-''-.,      KATHY GRIFFIN HOSTS BRAVO'S REALITY ALL
         |  //`~\)      ST-- GOUGING MY EYES OUT BEFORE THEY  
         (<| 0\0|>_      CAN EVEN FINISH THE FUCKING TITLE    
         ";\  _"/ \\_ _,                                      
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\_      '--.___ _;.-o     /                                   
  '.__ ___/______.__8----'                                    

#2368: BOBBY BROWN CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Sat, 2005 Dec 17

bobby brown, bravo, topical

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           __     /,)                                             
      _,-""`'""-./,/                                              
      \ "-.  .  /,/    GREAT BRAVO HAS ANOTHER BOBBY BROWN SPECIAL
    /"\`.\ |;-\/\/"\    WHERE HE BEATS WHITNEY ON CAMERA (I GUESS)
   ;.  \_ `./\ X/.  ;                                             
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  itz   `-._____,---'                                             

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