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#1618: WATCH WHAT HAPPENS Fri, 2003 Nov 28 bravo ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ [___[___[___[___[___[___[___[___[___[___[___[___[___[ || || ,-'"'"'"'-. || || || || / \ || || || || / \ || || || || / \ || || , || || /_.--=========--._\|| , || .' || || '.::::: | | :::::.'|| '._ || \ '================= '--...| |...--' =========\=====' / ,--._,--. | | `. | ,-'| O \ `.; | | ]_.._[ ' '._.' \ | | _______'....'_____ / __, ;| | | | _| _______ | _,.' '._ `'=' | | __ |- | |`-._ `-. .-' /\ `---..\ | | || | - | | - '.__.-' .' / `._ /`.__ _| |___(__)____| _ | |_ | | / | `--,.,.| `.::/;/ |-----------| -| | -| | | /`. ,`-._ | | ' | | _ | |- _ | | |_____|__ `-,..-.-.' `--.._ | |_ | |_____|__.-' \::::::::\;;\ / /`' .`'`. o|o | -| _,.-''\ | | | ' | ; ; | /`--.._ /_.-' | | | |_ \ __..--`._.' __|___ |- | |`-._ | | | `'`-.--(=:=:=:=) ----------| _ | _.-' _.-' | `. | | __,.,--|'''''''| |_- | _.-' _.-' ^-------^--^` | | `-.__|_.-' _.-' `--..__ '-------' _.-' LGB `--..__ _..-' `--..__ _.---' `--..______...--' GOD BRAVO SURE HAS SOLD OUT TO THE HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY WITH ALL THIS FUCKING GAY SHIT THEY KEEP SHOWING #2053: PROJECT RUNWAY Sat, 2005 Feb 5 bravo . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . LET'S WATCH PROJECT . . . . . . . . RUNWAY TO SEE FAGGOTS . . . . . . . . . . CRY . . . .. . . . . . . . . . .. WELL MORE THAN USUAL . . . . . . . . .. ANYWAY . . . . . . . . . .. . . .. . .. . .. . . . . .. . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #2212: BEING BOBBY BROWN Thu, 2005 Jul 14 bobby brown, bravo ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ; ,` ,-` ,-~` ,--~` ;,`,-`,-~`,--~` BEING BOBBY BROWN HUH ??!?!?!?! I GUESS WIFEBEATERS ARE GOOD FODDER FOR BRAVO REALITY SHOWS, HUH FAGGOTS AND RETARDS AND ADDICTS AND WIFEBEATERS #2265: WIFEBEATERS Mon, 2005 Sep 5 bobby brown, bravo _____ , ___)) / | 6 6 (___( _e BOBBY BROWN, TOMMY LEE ____/ /_ / \ o\_/ \ ANYMORE WIFEBEATERS WE WANT TO SEE THE LIVES OF / /\' _ _)\ ?!?!?!? /_< )____/\_\ ___oo' ,ooooo,|_/ WELL NOT DAVID GEST I GUESS -//,-( / |=/ (BECAUSE LIZA DESERVES IT) | \ \ \ \ )_______\ / ) / ) / / ( | | / \ | _________ |/_______\|________. = = /( )\ b'ger /,/ 7 \\_ #2266: CUT IT OUT PLEASE Tue, 2005 Sep 6 bravo . \ | / I BUY THE ARGUMENT THAT GAYS CAN'T CONTROL _\|/_ WHO THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO .' ' ' '. ___ _.|.--.--.|.___.--'___`-. .'.'|| | ||`----'"` ``'` .'.' ||()|()|| .___..-'.' / \ BUT I DON'T BUY THE ARGUMENT THAT THEY CAN'T `----'"` / .-. \ CONTROL LISPING, WEARING BUTTLESS PANTS, (.'.(___).'.) HANDKERCHIEFS IN THEIR BACK POCKETS, GOING `.__.-.__.' TO ANONYMOUS BATHHOUSES, BEING ON THE DOWN LOW, jgs |_| |_| WEARING CONSTRUCTION, POLICEMAN, INDIAN, `.`-'.' AND LEATHER UNIFORMS, OR STARRING IN REALITY `"` TELEVISION SHOWS ON BRAVO SO COULD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS JUST CUT IT OUT PLEASE #2297: GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING Fri, 2005 Oct 7 bravo ___ ////// (__|_______--/| / /// __/ +--+| |-\| (> )/ |_|ooo+--+|_| /_ / `-------' |_, // |___/ GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING ...... SICK AND TIRED OF FAGGOT SHIT ON BRAVO ALSO I'M PRETTY SURE THAT PBS IS A FAGGOT CHANNEL BUT AT LEAST IT'S A LITTLE MORE SUBTLE ABOUT IT I MEAN YOU CAN BE RELIABLY INFORMED THAT PBS SUCKS A COCK OR TWO BEHIND CLOSED DOORS IN THE PRIVACY OF ITS OWN HOME BUT HOLY GOD BRAVO'S JUST THERE WITH ITS MOUTH OPEN AND THE DICKS ALL AROUND AND SPIT AND JIZZ EVERYWHERE BASICALLY WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT BRAVO'S THE TV VERSION OF GAG FACTOR #2315: KATHY GRIFFIN HOSTS Tue, 2005 Oct 25 bravo .-. [.-''-., KATHY GRIFFIN HOSTS BRAVO'S REALITY ALL | //`~\) ST-- GOUGING MY EYES OUT BEFORE THEY (<| 0\0|>_ CAN EVEN FINISH THE FUCKING TITLE ";\ _"/ \\_ _, __\|'._/_ \ '='-, /\ \ || )_///_\>> ( '._ T |\ | _/),-' '. '._.-' /'/ | | '._ _.'`-.._/ snd ,\ / '-' |/ [_/\-----j _.--.__[_.--'_\__ / `--' '---._ / '---. -'. .' _.-- '. \_ '--.___ _;.-o / '.__ ___/______.__8----' #2368: BOBBY BROWN CHRISTMAS SPECIAL Sat, 2005 Dec 17 bobby brown, bravo, christmas, topical _ __ /,) _,-""`'""-./,/ \ "-. . /,/ GREAT BRAVO HAS ANOTHER BOBBY BROWN SPECIAL /"\`.\ |;-\/\/"\ WHERE HE BEATS WHITNEY ON CAMERA (I GUESS) ;. \_ `./\ X/. ; |:.:. \_\/_//; | |:.. ../ |/. | ;::. : "\ /. .; \:::. ..|."|\ ./ `:::.: ` ./,,' ..:::::"-:.__..-"-._ itz `-._____,---'

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