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#69: PINK PANTHER Wed, 1999 Sep 1 panther .--. .--. ( (`\\."--``--".//`) ) '-. __ __ .-' I CLEARLY LICK DICK / /__\ /__\ \ ... OR IS THAT LIKE | \ 0/ \ 0/ | \ `/ \` / / `-. /-"""-\ .-` / ._-. / '.___.' \ _____/ //';\\ \ I / // ;// `;--'`'--;` \\_;// '.___.' //-` ___| |___ ."`-. .-` .---. `-. / ) / .' '. \ / ) / /|| ||\ \ / /`""` / / || || \ \ / / / / || || \ / / / (___||___.-=--. \ / ( -; '-' `-----------.___~; || || || || || || || || || || |'. .'| ; `'--` ( (`-. / __ \ '-.`\ / , .'" `\ \ \ \ / /| | \ \ | | / / | | \ \ | | / / | | \ \ | | | | | | / / \ \ | | | | /` /` \ \ | | | | /` /` | | \ \ | | /` /` | | \ \ | |/` /` | | | | | /` /` \ \ / /_/` /` \ `-` /` || '--'`| || | \--------. jgs | \ \ \ \ \ \ \__\_\_\----'-'-' #350: SEVERED HEAD Thu, 2000 Jun 8 panther /''''. /'''. : :'':/ % /''.'. MMMM; ; ' / / / : : WWWW:-:##MMMM--'''-- // ,-' ; /' : 'WMMM ::.' .-'' ; .MM /.-- ....WMM' .-' ...---WW'' / / 'm' ': ...--'' ..-' : MM : ': /''MMMMM. .'' . MM % : -.-''#-. 'MMMMMMM.-. /' ----#-- 'WMMW'' '. .' ....,-- # -... .' : .-' '. '-.:*-'''-- .'''--'%' &. '. .-' '-. #-.#-. &. .-''-.-' #-. #-. '. ''' / #.=-. ./ .-' '. SOME ASSHOLE SEVERED MY HEAD #564: TRAPPED Mon, 2001 Jan 8 panther /''''. /'''. : :'':/ % /''.'. MMMM; ; ' / / / : : WWWW:-:##MMMM--'''-- // ,-' ; /' : 'WMMM ::.' .-'' ; .MM /.-- ....WMM' .-' WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT ...---WW'' / / 'm' ': WILLIS ??????????????? ...--'' ..-' : MM : ': /''MMMMM. .'' . MM % : I'M AN ANGRY FAGGOT -.-''#-. 'MMMMMMM.-. /' TRAPPED IN A MIDGET'S ----#-- 'WMMW'' '. .' BODY ....,-- # -... .' : .-' '. '-.:*-'''-- .'''--'%' &. '. .-' '-. #-.#-. &. .-''-.-' #-. #-. -- ''' / #.=-. - - | | | | | | _| |_ #744: PINK PANTHER II Sat, 2001 Jul 7 panther (~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~) (~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~) \ \~~~~~~~/ / \ \~~~~~~~/ / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \/ /__===_____________==_\ \/ / __ -- __----__ __-----__ --__ _-~ /' ~\ /' ~\ ~-_ /~ |____________| |_____________| ~\ | | O | /\| O | | | \ _ ./ / \. / | | ~~~~~~ / \~~~~~~~' | \ /____________\ / ~--__ ___( )___ ___--~ ~~~~--~~~ \ / ~~~--~~____------ ------____/__ ~~ \ / __---~~ ~\ | ~~~~~ \ / __----~|~~~~~~ -----\------------ \/ _________ / \ | / \ _______ / \ ~~----__/____ ____-----~~~~~~~\~ / \ / ~~~~~--- ~-____-~ ~-____-~ \ / \ / ~-______-~ -jurcy I'M GOING TO SUCK YOU OFF

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