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#1903: STARGATE Wed, 2004 Sep 8 newsgroup, poker _______ _,.--==###\_/=###=-.._ ..-' _.--\\_//---. `-.. ./' ,--'' \_/ `---. `\. ./ \ .,-' _,,......__ `-. / \. /`. ./\' _,.--'':_:'"`:'`-..._ /\. .'\ / .'`./ ,-':":._.:":._.:"+._.:`:. \.'`. `. ,' // .-''"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'`. \ \ / ,' /'":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.`. `. \ / / ,'`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_\ \ \ ,\\ ; /_.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":\ ://, / \\ /'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'\ // \. |//_ \ ':._.:":._.+":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._\ / _\\ \ /___../ /_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"'. \..__ | | | '":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.| | | | | |-:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`| | | | | |":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.+":._.:":._.| | | | : |_:'"`:_:'"`:_+'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`| ; | | \ \.:._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._| / | \ : \:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'.' ; | \ : \._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":,' ; / `. \ \..--:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`:_:'"`-../ / / `__.`.'' _..+'._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":.`+._ `-,:__` .-'' _ -' .'| _________________________ |`.`-. `-.._ _____' _..-|| :.' .+/;;';`;`;;:`)+(':;;';',`\;\|. `,'|`-. `_____ MJP .-' .'.' :- ,'/,',','/ /./|\.\ \`,`,-,`.`. : `||-.`-._ .' ||.-' ,','/,' / / / + : + \ \ \ `,\ \ `.`-|| `. `-. .-' |' _','<', ,' / / // | \\ \ \ `, ,`.`. `. `. `-. : - `. `. OKAY SO I FLOPPED SPLIT TOP TWO PAIR WITH A STRAIGHT DRAW MEANWHILE THERE WAS A POSSIBLE FLUSH SHOWING ON THE TURN SO WORRIED ABOUT A CHECK-RAISE I BET FOR INFORMATION ONLY TO FIND THAT ONE OPPONENT HAD FLOPPED SPLIT TOP AN BOTTOM PAIR AND THE OTHER SIMPLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING AND THAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS HOW THE SIT-AND-GO ONE-TABLE TOURNAMENT WAS WON OH FUCK WAIT THIS IS STARGATE OKAY HOW ABOUT SOME COMMENT ABOUT HOW CONSTELLATIONS ARE NOT A VALID WAY TO DESIGNATE A REAL POINT IN FOUR DIMENSIONAL SPACETIME OR AT LEAST SOMETHING ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A HUNK JAMES SPADER WAS #2271: ROUNDERS Sun, 2005 Sep 11 poker _____ _____ |K WW| _____ |Q ww| | {)| _____ |J ww| | {(| |(v)%%| _____ |10 v || {)| |(v)%%| | v%%%||A_ _ | |v v v||(v)% | | v%%%| |_%%%>||( v )| |v v v|| v % | |_%%%O| | \ / | |v v v||__%%[| | . | |___0I| |____V| STUDIES SHOW 50% OF ONLINE POKER PLAYERS ARE APPARENTLY OBLIGATED TO USE NAMES AND AVATARS FROM THE MOVIE ROUNDERS #2301: FLOPPED THE NUTS Tue, 2005 Oct 11 poker _____ |\ ~ /| |}}:{{| SO WHEN I SAY I FLOPPED THE NUTS |}}:{{| _____ I SERIOUSLY WASN'T KIDDING FOLKS |}}:{{| |Joker| |/_~_\| |==%, | | \/>\| ejm98 | _>^^| _____ _____ |/_\/_| _____ |6 | |2 | _____ |5 || ^ ^ | | ^ ||3 | _____ | ^ ^ || ^ ^ | _____ | || ^ ^ ||4 || ^ || ^ ^ ||7 | | ^ || || ^ ^ || ^ ^ ||____9|| ^ ^ | _____ |____Z|| ^ || ||____S| |^ ^ ^||8 | _____ |____E|| ^ ^ | | ^ ^ ||^ ^ ^||9 | |____h| |____L|| ^ ^ ||^ ^ ^| |^ ^ ^||^ ^ ^| |____8||^ ^ ^| |____6| #2422: MY POKER AVATAR Thu, 2006 Feb 9 poker, star trek __ _..-''--'----_. ,''.-''| .---/ _`-._ ,' \ \ ;| | ,/ / `-._`-. ,' ,',\ \( | |// /,-._ / / ;.`. `,\ \`| |/ / | )/ / / /`_`.\_\ \| /_.-.'-''/ / / /_|_:.`. \ |;'`..') / / `-._`-._`.`.;`.\ ,' / / `-._`.`/ ,'-._/ / : `-/ \`-.._/ | : ;._ ( : | \ ` \ \ \ | : : ; | / ; ,' / / / / / SSt DUDE MY POKER PLAYING ICON THAT EVERYONE SEES WHEN I'M AT THE ONLINE SITES IS DATA WITH HIS VISOR WHILE PLAYING FIVE CARD STUD WITH RIKER AND EVERYONE ELSE ON THE ENTERPRISE !!!!!!!! EPISODE 97375 STARDATE 207305.0 DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE TAPE #2452: CHRIS "JESUS" FERGUSON Sat, 2006 Mar 11 poker .------. .------. |A . | WHENEVER CHRIS "JESUS" FERGUSON IS |A_ _ | .------; / \ | GIVING HIS SERIOUS "I'M DEEP" LOOK |( \/ )|-----. _ |(_,_) | ALL I CAN THINK IS HOOOOOOMOOOOOO | \ / | /\ |( ) | I A| | \/ A|/ \ |_x_) |------' `-----+'\ / | Y A| | \/ A|-----' hjw `------' #2573: POKER TOURNAMENT RESULTS Mon, 2006 Jul 10 poker ;-. , \ '. .'/ \ \ .---. .-' / I CAME IN THIRD !!!!!!!! '. ' `\_.' |(),() | , ( __ / .' \ .''.___.'--,/\_,| BUT I CAME FIRST { / \ } | '.\ /_.' / |'-.-', `; _.' jgs | | | |` `""`""`"""` #2629: ALL-IN CHECK MARK Mon, 2006 Sep 4 poker _ ,-(_) )- '() \ / () EXCUSE ME BUT I'D LIKE THE DEGREE ALL-IN CHECK MARK PLZ _.'\() (( (_)` \ \\ | \\ ___]=((--- ( |_/ )_| \ /_| \| / _/)\ ) ___| \| __| /) jg #2648: DOGS PLAYING POKER Sat, 2006 Sep 23 poker _=,_ o_/6 /#\ MY POKER ICON IS THAT PAINTING OF \__ |##/ DOGS PLAYING POKER !!!!!!!!!!!! ='|--\ / #'-. \#|_ _'-. / |/ \_( # |" snd C/ ,--___/ GET IT ?!?!?!?!?!? #2656: CRUB FLUSH Sun, 2006 Oct 1 poker _____ _____ _____ |6 | |2 | _____ |5 || & & | | & ||3 | _____ | & & || & & | _____ | || & & ||4 || & || & & ||7 | | & || || & & || & & ||____9|| & & | _____ |____Z|| & || ||____S| |& & &||8 | _____ |____E|| & & | | & & ||& & &||9 | |____h| |____L|| & & ||& & &| _____ |& & &||& & &| _____ |K WW| |____8||& & &| _____ |Q ww| | o {)| |____6| _____ |J ww| | o {(| |o o%%| _____ |10 & || o {)| |o o%%| | |%%%||A _ | |& & &||o o% | | |%%%| |_%%%>|| ( ) | CRUB FRUSH |& & &|| | % | |_%%%O| |(_'_)| |& & &||__%%[| | | | |___0I| |____V| #2659: FOUR-COLOR DECK Wed, 2006 Oct 4 poker ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ |A | |K | |Q | |J | |10 | |(`)| |(`)| |(`)| |(`)| |(`)| I'M A FOUR-COLOR DECK |_\_| |_\_| |_\_| |_\_| |_\_| ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ |A | |2 | |3 | |4 | |5 | |6 | | /\| | /\| | /\| | /\| | /\| | /\| |_\/| |_\/| |_\/| |_\/| |_\/| |_\/| ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ |A | |2 | |3 | |4 | |5 | |6 | |7 | | ^ | | ^ | | ^ | | ^ | | ^ | | ^ | | ^ | |(,)| |(,)| |(,)| |(,)| |(,)| |(,)| |(,)| ejm ___ ___ ___ ___ |A | |K | |Q | |J | | O | | O | | O | | O | NAIL ME RIGHT IN MY GODDAMN CORNHOLE |O,O| |O,O| |O,O| |O,O| #2734: IN ALL DEFERENCE TO ICE CUBE Mon, 2006 Dec 18 lyrics, poker .------. |A_ _ | I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO USE MY AK |( \/ ).-----. | \ /|K /\ | I MUST SAY IT WAS A GOOD DAY | \/ | / \ | `-----| \ / | (HE FOLDED TO BIG SLICK YOU SEE) | \/ K| `------' hjw+tQn #2890: HIGH SOCIETY Wed, 2007 May 23 poker ______________________________________ | | _.---------|.--. I'D LIKE TWO STACKS OF HIGH | .-' ` .'/ `` SOCIETY | .-' .' | /| | .-' | / `.__// I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS | .-' _.--/ / BUT I HEARD IT SOMEWHERE | | _ .-' / / AND IT SOUNDS REALLY COOL | | ._ \ / ` / | | ` . / ` / | | \ \ '/ / | | - \ / /| | | ' .' / | | | ' |.'| | | | | | | | |______________________________________| | |.' | / VK | / | / ) /| .A/`-. / | AMMMA. `-._ / / AMMMMMMMMA. `-. / / AMMMMMMMMMMMMA. `. / AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA.`. / MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA.`. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA.`. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMV' #3128: HIGH STAKES POKER Wed, 2008 Jan 16 poker .------. .------. |A . | OKAY WELL HIGH STAKES POKER IS DONE FOR |A_ _ | .------; / \ | THE SEASON SO THERE'S NOTHING LEFT FOR |( \/ )|-----. _ |(_,_) | ME TO DO EXCEPT BEAT OFF AND PUNCH HOOKERS | \ / | /\ |( ) | I A| | \/ A|/ \ |_x_) |------' `-----+'\ / | Y A| (NOT IN THAT ORDER) | \/ A|-----' hjw `------'

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