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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25) #2: USA (Sat, 1999 Jun 26) #3: JACK MCCOY (Sun, 1999 Jun 27) #4: KEROPPI (Mon, 1999 Jun 28) #5: JASMINE (Tue, 1999 Jun 29) #6: LET ME OUT (Wed, 1999 Jun 30) #7: BANANA (Thu, 1999 Jul 1) #8: GAY WHALE (Fri, 1999 Jul 2) #9: DOLPHINS KNOW (Sat, 1999 Jul 3) #10: ALIENS ARE COMING (Sun, 1999 Jul 4) #11: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF SNOOPY (Mon, 1999 Jul 5) #12: SALLY THE SNAIL (Tue, 1999 Jul 6) #13: STAR TRUHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Wed, 1999 Jul 7) #14: WATER CLOSET (Thu, 1999 Jul 8) #15: FAGMAN (Fri, 1999 Jul 9) #16: THE GAY BAT (Sat, 1999 Jul 10) #17: CURIOUS INSTRUMENT (Sun, 1999 Jul 11) #18: MONKEY'S PROBLEM (Mon, 1999 Jul 12) #19: BULLDOG (Tue, 1999 Jul 13) #20: BIG BIRD (Wed, 1999 Jul 14) #21: BICYCLE (Thu, 1999 Jul 15) #22: MANHANDLED (Fri, 1999 Jul 16) #23: GARFIELD AND JON (Sat, 1999 Jul 17) #24: A&E (Sun, 1999 Jul 18) #25: SLURRING SNAKE (Mon, 1999 Jul 19) #26: ILLUSTRATION (Tue, 1999 Jul 20) #27: POOR DEER (Wed, 1999 Jul 21) #28: DIARRHEA (Thu, 1999 Jul 22) #29: EGYPTIAN STORK (Fri, 1999 Jul 23) #30: DUMPY BEAR (Sat, 1999 Jul 24) #31: DICKLESS WONDER (Sun, 1999 Jul 25) #32: DOGBERT'S GRUMPY (Mon, 1999 Jul 26) #33: I CAN SEE YOU (Tue, 1999 Jul 27) #34: NAGEL'S HABIT (Wed, 1999 Jul 28) #35: DUMPING ON IRAQ (Thu, 1999 Jul 29) #36: JUGGLING MY BALLS (Fri, 1999 Jul 30) #37: MERDOG (Sat, 1999 Jul 31) #38: LIFT UP ONE LEG (Sun, 1999 Aug 1) #39: UNICORN ROBBER (Mon, 1999 Aug 2) #40: BETTY BOOP'S HEAD (Tue, 1999 Aug 3) #41: PICTURE OF A DONG (Wed, 1999 Aug 4) #42: MERMAID'S CLAMS (Thu, 1999 Aug 5) #43: TUX (Fri, 1999 Aug 6) #44: SUPPOSED TO BE (Sat, 1999 Aug 7) #45: MOUSE-RAM (Sun, 1999 Aug 8) #46: HIPPO'S DUMP (Mon, 1999 Aug 9) #47: YOUR SINS (Tue, 1999 Aug 10) #48: GENIE (Wed, 1999 Aug 11) #49: FOR YOUR SHINS (Thu, 1999 Aug 12) #50: THERE'S ALWAYS (Fri, 1999 Aug 13) #51: YOU'D JUMP LIKE THIS TOO (Sat, 1999 Aug 14) #52: BITCHX (Sun, 1999 Aug 15) #53: COKE (Mon, 1999 Aug 16) #54: GUMBY TAKES A STAND (Tue, 1999 Aug 17) #55: I MEAN MOO (Wed, 1999 Aug 18) #56: NATURE SCENE (Thu, 1999 Aug 19) #57: TURTLE'S SHELL (Fri, 1999 Aug 20) #58: A VERY BAD DAY (Sat, 1999 Aug 21) #59: UNKNOWN AT PRESENT (Sun, 1999 Aug 22) #60: GUESS WHAT BABY DID (Mon, 1999 Aug 23) #61: TOILET TRAINING (Tue, 1999 Aug 24) #62: OKAY SIS (Wed, 1999 Aug 25) #63: MENTAL NOTE (Thu, 1999 Aug 26) #64: TIED IN KNOTS (Fri, 1999 Aug 27) #65: L (Sat, 1999 Aug 28) #66: STOPPING TRAFFIC (Sun, 1999 Aug 29) #67: MY HEART (Mon, 1999 Aug 30) #68: CENTAUR JUGS (Tue, 1999 Aug 31) #69: PINK PANTHER (Wed, 1999 Sep 1) #70: RESTRAINING ORDER (Thu, 1999 Sep 2) #71: FORKED DONG (Fri, 1999 Sep 3) #72: FLAMINGO'S DILEMMA (Sat, 1999 Sep 4) #73: DISKETTE (Sun, 1999 Sep 5) #74: GAYBUG (Mon, 1999 Sep 6) #75: FOR MILES AND MILES (Tue, 1999 Sep 7) #76: NEXT TIME (Wed, 1999 Sep 8) #77: SOMEONE'S HOUSE (Thu, 1999 Sep 9) #78: THE FRESHMAKER (Fri, 1999 Sep 10) #79: POOR DOGGY (Sat, 1999 Sep 11) #80: DIGITAL DILDO (Sun, 1999 Sep 12) #81: QUEERNUTS (Mon, 1999 Sep 13) #82: A STICK (Tue, 1999 Sep 14) #83: I SMOKE POT (Wed, 1999 Sep 15) #84: NO PENIS (Thu, 1999 Sep 16) #85: GAY FOR A DOLLAR (Fri, 1999 Sep 17) #86: THE GAY TRAIN (Sat, 1999 Sep 18) #87: CHOPSTICKS (Sun, 1999 Sep 19) #88: DEAN (Mon, 1999 Sep 20) #89: VULCAN COP (Tue, 1999 Sep 21) #90: GAY-O'S (Wed, 1999 Sep 22) #91: FIRE WATER (Thu, 1999 Sep 23) #92: FAIRY QUARTERS (Fri, 1999 Sep 24) #93: TOO MUCH LIQUOR (Sat, 1999 Sep 25) #94: TEQUILA SHOT (Sun, 1999 Sep 26) #95: WE'RE BOTH FAT (Mon, 1999 Sep 27) #96: MOST BORING DRAWING EVER (Tue, 1999 Sep 28) #97: GAY HARE (Wed, 1999 Sep 29) #98: SUICIDE THREAT (Thu, 1999 Sep 30) #99: WHAT THE HELL (Fri, 1999 Oct 1) #100: GAY AWARD (Sat, 1999 Oct 2) #101: VERY SLEEPY (Sun, 1999 Oct 3) #102: CREAMING JEANS (Mon, 1999 Oct 4) #103: LOLLIPOP (Tue, 1999 Oct 5) #104: ON YOUR PERIOD (Wed, 1999 Oct 6) #105: WHO FARTED (Thu, 1999 Oct 7) #106: WHAT HAPPENED (Fri, 1999 Oct 8) #107: EUREKA (Sat, 1999 Oct 9) #108: GOD'S GREEN EARTH (Sun, 1999 Oct 10) #109: PATRICK NAUGHTON (Mon, 1999 Oct 11) #110: MICROSCOPE (Tue, 1999 Oct 12) #111: DRAWN LIKE SHIT (Wed, 1999 Oct 13) #112: EMBRYO (Thu, 1999 Oct 14) #113: PICK-UP STICKS (Fri, 1999 Oct 15) #114: ANGRY BUS DRIVER (Sat, 1999 Oct 16) #115: HARD TO TELL (Sun, 1999 Oct 17) #116: HUNTING PRICKS (Mon, 1999 Oct 18) #117: HONK HONK (Tue, 1999 Oct 19) #118: HOT STUFF (Wed, 1999 Oct 20) #119: CUT DOWN ON THE DOPE (Thu, 1999 Oct 21) #120: DOCTOR WHAT (Fri, 1999 Oct 22) #121: SUCKASAURUS (Sat, 1999 Oct 23) #122: ONE SMALL STEP (Sun, 1999 Oct 24) #123: RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE (Mon, 1999 Oct 25) #124: PUT PORN ON ME (Tue, 1999 Oct 26) #125: THIS GAY POND (Wed, 1999 Oct 27) #126: BEFORE THE SALE ENDS (Thu, 1999 Oct 28) #127: YOU'RE FIRED (Fri, 1999 Oct 29) #128: RADIATION HAZARD (Sat, 1999 Oct 30) #129: PASS THE BONG (Sun, 1999 Oct 31) #130: IDENTIFY ME (Mon, 1999 Nov 1) #131: DOROTHY (Tue, 1999 Nov 2) #132: PROPOSAL (Wed, 1999 Nov 3) #133: MASSIVE SHIT (Thu, 1999 Nov 4) #134: DID ME UGLY (Fri, 1999 Nov 5) #135: ALL THIS SHIT ON MY BACK (Sat, 1999 Nov 6) #136: COWS (Sun, 1999 Nov 7) #137: WIDER IS BETTER (Mon, 1999 Nov 8) #138: I AM YOUR FATHER (Tue, 1999 Nov 9) #139: BEAVIS AND BORING (Wed, 1999 Nov 10) #140: THE HOUSE THAT DICK BUILT (Thu, 1999 Nov 11) #141: CALL IN THE COPS (Fri, 1999 Nov 12) #142: BLORK (Sat, 1999 Nov 13) #143: AND I MEAN NOW (Sun, 1999 Nov 14) #144: I'M A SNAKE (Mon, 1999 Nov 15) #145: BEND OVER SIR (Tue, 1999 Nov 16) #146: M.C. ESCHER HYBRID (Wed, 1999 Nov 17) #147: OPTICAL ILLUSION (Thu, 1999 Nov 18) #148: WORM GOTTA DO (Fri, 1999 Nov 19) #149: FAIRY (Sat, 1999 Nov 20) #150: SUCKER PUNCH (Sun, 1999 Nov 21) #151: WHO STOLE MY HEAD (Mon, 1999 Nov 22) #152: LET ME BE GAY (Tue, 1999 Nov 23) #153: DOPEFISH (Wed, 1999 Nov 24) #154: LOOK AT MY WANG (Thu, 1999 Nov 25) #155: STAY AWAY (Fri, 1999 Nov 26) #156: GIT OVER HERE (Sat, 1999 Nov 27) #157: HITLER (Sun, 1999 Nov 28) #158: THERE BE DICKS HERE (Mon, 1999 Nov 29) #159: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE (Tue, 1999 Nov 30) #160: WELL DONE OLD CHAP (Wed, 1999 Dec 1) #161: HEAD (Thu, 1999 Dec 2) #162: TOO GAY FOR WORDS (Fri, 1999 Dec 3) #163: FROM THIS ANGLE (Sat, 1999 Dec 4) #164: TWENTY DOLLAR BILL (Sun, 1999 Dec 5) #165: UP THE ASS (Mon, 1999 Dec 6) #166: AND SO FORTH (Tue, 1999 Dec 7) #167: A SALE ON GAY (Wed, 1999 Dec 8) #168: ALIEN (Thu, 1999 Dec 9) #169: DEMI MOORE (Fri, 1999 Dec 10) #170: COCK (Sat, 1999 Dec 11) #171: I'M A DICK (Sun, 1999 Dec 12) #172: VALUJET (Mon, 1999 Dec 13) #173: POOP CHUTE (Tue, 1999 Dec 14) #174: GAY MIDGET (Wed, 1999 Dec 15) #175: BOWEL CONTENTS (Thu, 1999 Dec 16) #176: LITTLE ANGEL (Fri, 1999 Dec 17) #177: THE WHAT (Sat, 1999 Dec 18) #178: QUICKSAND (Sun, 1999 Dec 19) #179: WHEELCHAIR (Mon, 1999 Dec 20) #180: MAGIC (Tue, 1999 Dec 21) #181: CAR ARGUMENT (Wed, 1999 Dec 22) #182: QUICKSCAN (Thu, 1999 Dec 23) #183: EDWARD PENISHANDS (Fri, 1999 Dec 24) #184: SIDE OF BEEF (Sat, 1999 Dec 25) #185: TORNADO (Sun, 1999 Dec 26) #186: RECYCLE (Mon, 1999 Dec 27) #187: EVERY SNOWFLAKE IS DIFFERENT (Tue, 1999 Dec 28) #188: THUMB (Wed, 1999 Dec 29) #189: I'M POINTY (Thu, 1999 Dec 30) #190: LOGO OF LESBOS (Fri, 1999 Dec 31) #191: HOMO PLANE (Sat, 2000 Jan 1) #192: DARWIN (Sun, 2000 Jan 2) #193: EASTER EGG (Mon, 2000 Jan 3) #194: AC/DC (Tue, 2000 Jan 4) #195: NIPPLE ARGUMENT (Wed, 2000 Jan 5) #196: CHRISTMAS TREE (Thu, 2000 Jan 6) #197: FLAMING (Fri, 2000 Jan 7) #198: JESUS CHRIST (Sat, 2000 Jan 8) #199: HIV CLINIC (Sun, 2000 Jan 9) #200: SHITTING AN L (Mon, 2000 Jan 10) #201: GAY FOR CHRISTMAS (Tue, 2000 Jan 11) #202: MORE CRACK (Wed, 2000 Jan 12) #203: STICK A PRICK IN ME (Thu, 2000 Jan 13) #204: PITCHFORK (Fri, 2000 Jan 14) #205: PISS NET (Sat, 2000 Jan 15) #206: UNLOVED (Sun, 2000 Jan 16) #207: DICKLAND (Mon, 2000 Jan 17) #208: CROTCH HAIR (Tue, 2000 Jan 18) #209: LITTLE BIRDIE (Wed, 2000 Jan 19) #210: EXTRA WON TONS (Thu, 2000 Jan 20) #211: I'M USELESS (Fri, 2000 Jan 21) #212: THE FUCK BIRD (Sat, 2000 Jan 22) #213: LET ME GET A MAN (Sun, 2000 Jan 23) #214: POP QUIZ (Mon, 2000 Jan 24) #215: CALL A COP (Tue, 2000 Jan 25) #216: NO BULLSHIT (Wed, 2000 Jan 26) #217: DRIVEN BY A (Thu, 2000 Jan 27) #218: GBHLUGAHBLGHBABH (Fri, 2000 Jan 28) #219: EXTERNAL GENITALIA (Sat, 2000 Jan 29) #220: FRACTAL POO (Sun, 2000 Jan 30) #221: I SHIT MYSELF (Mon, 2000 Jan 31) #222: HEIL (Tue, 2000 Feb 1) #223: MISTLETOE (Wed, 2000 Feb 2) #224: NEO-NAZI (Thu, 2000 Feb 3) #225: DON'T BE SHY TITS (Fri, 2000 Feb 4) #226: DRAWING THE LINE (Sat, 2000 Feb 5) #227: DRAWN BY A GIRL (Sun, 2000 Feb 6) #228: GRANT YOU THREE DICKS (Mon, 2000 Feb 7) #229: STOMPY (Tue, 2000 Feb 8) #230: SEGREGATED CASTLE (Wed, 2000 Feb 9) #231: FAG ME UP (Thu, 2000 Feb 10) #232: STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN (Fri, 2000 Feb 11) #233: BOOM RV (Sat, 2000 Feb 12) #234: THE MORE YOU KNOW (Sun, 2000 Feb 13) #235: COCK ROBIN (Mon, 2000 Feb 14) #236: THE RESULT OF THAT UNION (Tue, 2000 Feb 15) #237: OVER AND OUT (Wed, 2000 Feb 16) #238: PUNKY (Thu, 2000 Feb 17) #239: SEAGULL (Fri, 2000 Feb 18) #240: CLEARLY SCANNED (Sat, 2000 Feb 19) #241: EEK RUN (Sun, 2000 Feb 20) #242: YIN/YANK (Mon, 2000 Feb 21) #243: I'M A DYKE (Tue, 2000 Feb 22) #244: YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE (Wed, 2000 Feb 23) #245: ARM AND HAMMER LOGO (Thu, 2000 Feb 24) #246: SHITTY JOB (Fri, 2000 Feb 25) #247: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT (Sat, 2000 Feb 26) #248: MICHAEL JACKSON (Sun, 2000 Feb 27) #249: FISH TANK (Mon, 2000 Feb 28) #250: CHECK ME OUT (Tue, 2000 Feb 29) #251: GOES IN HERE (Wed, 2000 Mar 1) #252: STAR 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(Mon, 2000 Mar 27) #278: NEW DATING SYSTEM (Tue, 2000 Mar 28) #279: THAT'S RIGHT (Wed, 2000 Mar 29) #280: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING (Thu, 2000 Mar 30) #281: BETTY'S TIGHT ASS (Fri, 2000 Mar 31) #282: GET IT BACK OUT (Sat, 2000 Apr 1) #283: KEYSTONE (Sun, 2000 Apr 2) #284: HARD TO TALK (Mon, 2000 Apr 3) #285: LET'S (Tue, 2000 Apr 4) #286: AXEL'S THEME (Wed, 2000 Apr 5) #287: WHAT BUGS IS HOLDING (Thu, 2000 Apr 6) #288: SMURFETTE (Fri, 2000 Apr 7) #289: ODIE HEAD (Sat, 2000 Apr 8) #290: AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT (Sun, 2000 Apr 9) #291: UNBELIEVABLE TOOL (Mon, 2000 Apr 10) #292: CHUGGING DOWN (Tue, 2000 Apr 11) #293: SEE THIS MOUTH (Wed, 2000 Apr 12) #294: SYSTEM NINJA (Thu, 2000 Apr 13) #295: PHASES OF THE MOON (Fri, 2000 Apr 14) #296: MISSING KIM (Sat, 2000 Apr 15) #297: SUBMARINE (Sun, 2000 Apr 16) #298: FAT BITCH (Mon, 2000 Apr 17) #299: LET'S ALL BE GAY (Tue, 2000 Apr 18) #300: YOU CAN'T TELL (Wed, 2000 Apr 19) #301: OUT OF THE CELLAR (Thu, 2000 Apr 20) #302: I'M HERE FOR THE CHEESE (Fri, 2000 Apr 21) #303: L I C K I N G (Sat, 2000 Apr 22) #304: ONE DAY (Sun, 2000 Apr 23) #305: ANAL PROBINATOR (Mon, 2000 Apr 24) #306: THIS GLORYHOLE HAUNTED (Tue, 2000 Apr 25) #307: FOUR SECONDS (Wed, 2000 Apr 26) #308: GHOSTBUSTERS (Thu, 2000 Apr 27) #309: POISON IVY (Fri, 2000 Apr 28) #310: LORD ALIVE (Sat, 2000 Apr 29) #311: QUEERSCAPADES (Sun, 2000 Apr 30) #312: PLEASE (Mon, 2000 May 1) #313: SCREW YOU (Tue, 2000 May 2) #314: YOU'RE FATTER (Wed, 2000 May 3) #315: SOON I WILL BE IMMORTAL (Thu, 2000 May 4) #316: SERIOUSLY HOLDING IT (Fri, 2000 May 5) #317: MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY BELIEVE (Sat, 2000 May 6) #318: AMPERSANDS OR AT SIGNS (Sun, 2000 May 7) #319: FISTERY (Mon, 2000 May 8) #320: RICHARD GERE (Tue, 2000 May 9) #321: FIGHTING TITS (Wed, 2000 May 10) #322: FOR MY ONE AND ONLY (Thu, 2000 May 11) #323: TWENTY MARKS (Fri, 2000 May 12) #324: THIS MEANS YOU (Sat, 2000 May 13) #325: IS THAT NORMAL (Sun, 2000 May 14) #326: SHUT UP (Mon, 2000 May 15) #327: SNOWMEN (Tue, 2000 May 16) #328: STOP STARING (Wed, 2000 May 17) #329: WRITER AND EDITOR (Thu, 2000 May 18) #330: BUDWEISER (Fri, 2000 May 19) #331: A BRIDGE TOO FAR (Sat, 2000 May 20) #332: LOOKING FOR LOVE (Sun, 2000 May 21) #333: CLIMBING OUT (Mon, 2000 May 22) #334: WHY DID YOU RAPE ME THERE (Tue, 2000 May 23) #335: SIX BABIES (Wed, 2000 May 24) #336: DICK AND FIST (Thu, 2000 May 25) #337: DON'T LOOK AT ME (Fri, 2000 May 26) #338: I DON'T KNOW (Sat, 2000 May 27) #339: YOU ARE HERE (Sun, 2000 May 28) #340: A COKE AND A SMILE (Mon, 2000 May 29) #341: NIGHTMARES (Tue, 2000 May 30) #342: SMARTER THAN AVERAGE (Wed, 2000 May 31) #343: BURGER (Thu, 2000 Jun 1) #344: HE'S GRINNING (Fri, 2000 Jun 2) #345: THE H BUTTON (Sat, 2000 Jun 3) #346: HOBBES (Sun, 2000 Jun 4) #347: CALL THE ENCLAVE (Mon, 2000 Jun 5) #348: WHY I HANG OUT WITH YOU (Tue, 2000 Jun 6) #349: OUCH (Wed, 2000 Jun 7) #350: SEVERED HEAD (Thu, 2000 Jun 8) #351: DUKE (Fri, 2000 Jun 9) #352: COW PARACHUTIST (Sat, 2000 Jun 10) #353: FRUIT BAT (Sun, 2000 Jun 11) #354: WAY OVER HERE (Mon, 2000 Jun 12) #355: THINK (Tue, 2000 Jun 13) #356: THAT NASTY PRICK (Wed, 2000 Jun 14) #357: EASY ACCESS (Thu, 2000 Jun 15) #358: EXAM TIME (Fri, 2000 Jun 16) #359: THAT'S RIGHT MINNIE (Sat, 2000 Jun 17) #360: THE GAY SPIDER (Sun, 2000 Jun 18) #361: KING OF THE JEWS (Mon, 2000 Jun 19) #362: DOLPHINS (Tue, 2000 Jun 20) #363: COCKSUCKERBUSTERS (Wed, 2000 Jun 21) #364: MISSION TO MARS (Thu, 2000 Jun 22) #365: YOU'RE A VAMPIRE (Fri, 2000 Jun 23) #366: CAN'T JERK OFF (Sat, 2000 Jun 24) #367: FLOWERS (Sun, 2000 Jun 25) #368: WHALE ASS (Mon, 2000 Jun 26) #369: ONE OF THESE DAYS (Tue, 2000 Jun 27) #370: THESE ARE MY DEMANDS (Wed, 2000 Jun 28) #371: SEX OFFENDER (Thu, 2000 Jun 29) #372: WHAT DOES A WORM DO (Fri, 2000 Jun 30) #373: HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE (Sat, 2000 Jul 1) #374: UNTIL WE GET DIZZY (Sun, 2000 Jul 2) #375: HEAD COUNT (Mon, 2000 Jul 3) #376: FARTIFIED (Tue, 2000 Jul 4) #377: LEPRECHAUN (Wed, 2000 Jul 5) #378: POOLAND (Thu, 2000 Jul 6) 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(Sat, 2001 Jul 14) #752: THE AIDS VIRUS (Sun, 2001 Jul 15) #753: ECHINODERM (Mon, 2001 Jul 16) #754: MORTAL KWEERS (Tue, 2001 Jul 17) #755: GIRL (Wed, 2001 Jul 18) #756: SHIT BUGS (Thu, 2001 Jul 19) #757: TAKE IT EASY (Fri, 2001 Jul 20) #758: BILL THE DUH (Sat, 2001 Jul 21) #759: FROSTY MUG (Sun, 2001 Jul 22) #760: 16 TONS (Mon, 2001 Jul 23) #761: HOMELESS (Tue, 2001 Jul 24) #762: ROMEO (Wed, 2001 Jul 25) #763: JESSE AND HIS HORSE (Thu, 2001 Jul 26) #764: WORLD WAR III (Fri, 2001 Jul 27) #765: DON'T HATE ME (Sat, 2001 Jul 28) #766: POOR BAT (Sun, 2001 Jul 29) #767: REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER (Mon, 2001 Jul 30) #768: KLINGON WEB (Tue, 2001 Jul 31) #769: STOMP (Wed, 2001 Aug 1) #770: TOO LAZY (Thu, 2001 Aug 2) #771: THE EGYPTIAN WAY (Fri, 2001 Aug 3) #772: SURREAL (Sat, 2001 Aug 4) #773: BEAVER (Sun, 2001 Aug 5) #774: QUACKERONOMOUS (Mon, 2001 Aug 6) #775: CRACKED OUT (Tue, 2001 Aug 7) #776: BROKEN NECK (Wed, 2001 Aug 8) #777: A WHORE'S A WHORE (Thu, 2001 Aug 9) #778: NET SURFER (Fri, 2001 Aug 10) #779: LOOK WHAT THE STORK BROUGHT (Sat, 2001 Aug 11) #780: IT'S THE CHEESE (Sun, 2001 Aug 12) #781: HE WANTS HEAD (Mon, 2001 Aug 13) #782: TRAPPED SPECIMEN (Tue, 2001 Aug 14) #783: WORSE THAN RAPE (Wed, 2001 Aug 15) #784: THREE GUESSES (Thu, 2001 Aug 16) #785: NOT MY FAULT (Fri, 2001 Aug 17) #786: WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE (Sat, 2001 Aug 18) #787: MONKEY PANTS (Sun, 2001 Aug 19) #788: DEREZ (Mon, 2001 Aug 20) #789: CHECK IT OUT (Tue, 2001 Aug 21) #790: STOP STARING AT ME (Wed, 2001 Aug 22) #791: JURASSIC (Thu, 2001 Aug 23) #792: UP HERE (Fri, 2001 Aug 24) #793: DUMB (Sat, 2001 Aug 25) #794: SEARCHING NEAR AND FAR (Sun, 2001 Aug 26) #795: SNOOPY SEZ (Mon, 2001 Aug 27) #796: NOT FUNNY (Tue, 2001 Aug 28) #797: JOHN WAYNE (Wed, 2001 Aug 29) #798: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A WEIRD POINTY MASK THING (Thu, 2001 Aug 30) #799: PICNIC (Fri, 2001 Aug 31) #800: BOX O' COCKS (Sat, 2001 Sep 1) #801: YOUR LEADER (Sun, 2001 Sep 2) #802: BOB (Mon, 2001 Sep 3) #803: LION KING (Tue, 2001 Sep 4) #804: WHAT THE (Wed, 2001 Sep 5) #805: HORSEY HORSE HORSE (Thu, 2001 Sep 6) #806: FISTICUFFS (Fri, 2001 Sep 7) #807: HALF PAST (Sat, 2001 Sep 8) #808: TERMINATOR 2 (Sun, 2001 Sep 9) #809: HOT POCKET (Mon, 2001 Sep 10) #810: AGE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A NUMBER (Tue, 2001 Sep 11) #811: PIG (Wed, 2001 Sep 12) #812: ASS (Thu, 2001 Sep 13) #813: TOO POOR (Fri, 2001 Sep 14) #814: RED BARON (Sat, 2001 Sep 15) #815: BITCH TITS (Sun, 2001 Sep 16) #816: FOOTPRINTS (Mon, 2001 Sep 17) #817: WHAT'S HE THINKING (Tue, 2001 Sep 18) #818: KISS IT GOODBYE (Wed, 2001 Sep 19) #819: WANTED (Thu, 2001 Sep 20) #820: BACK SIDE (Fri, 2001 Sep 21) #821: GAY BRAIN (Sat, 2001 Sep 22) #822: SOON GRASSHOPPER (Sun, 2001 Sep 23) #823: DON'T DO WINDOWS (Mon, 2001 Sep 24) #824: SPREAD OPEN (Tue, 2001 Sep 25) #825: A (Wed, 2001 Sep 26) #826: ZOMBIE DICK (Thu, 2001 Sep 27) #827: DAY JOB (Fri, 2001 Sep 28) #828: DOWN SYNDROME SLASH THALIDOMIDE BABY (Sat, 2001 Sep 29) #829: CHRISTIAN ROCK (Sun, 2001 Sep 30) #830: THE DOOR (Mon, 2001 Oct 1) #831: DEAR GENIUS (Tue, 2001 Oct 2) #832: HUGLHUGHULGHULGHLUG (Wed, 2001 Oct 3) #833: DON'T MESS WITH US (Thu, 2001 Oct 4) #834: HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED (Fri, 2001 Oct 5) #835: A REAL GOD (Sat, 2001 Oct 6) #836: THE BUG (Sun, 2001 Oct 7) #837: TALIBAN (Mon, 2001 Oct 8) #838: AIDS (Tue, 2001 Oct 9) #839: BROOMS (Wed, 2001 Oct 10) #840: VAN PELT (Thu, 2001 Oct 11) #841: THE EMPIRE (Fri, 2001 Oct 12) #842: WE WILL INFECT YOU (Sat, 2001 Oct 13) #843: PREPARE YOURSELF (Sun, 2001 Oct 14) #844: DILBERT (Mon, 2001 Oct 15) #845: WALLET AND GRUMBLE (Tue, 2001 Oct 16) #846: A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE (Wed, 2001 Oct 17) #847: VIKING FADS (Thu, 2001 Oct 18) #848: THE PUZZLE (Fri, 2001 Oct 19) #849: MORE LIKE DUNGBERT (Sat, 2001 Oct 20) #850: OSAMA BIN LADEN SPEAKS (Sun, 2001 Oct 21) #851: GAYER THAN THOU (Mon, 2001 Oct 22) #852: SPACESHIP (Tue, 2001 Oct 23) #853: LUNAR CYCLE (Wed, 2001 Oct 24) #854: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A SEAHORSE (Thu, 2001 Oct 25) #855: NETHACK (Fri, 2001 Oct 26) #856: IS THAT (Sat, 2001 Oct 27) #857: AALIYAH (Sun, 2001 Oct 28) #858: BAD ELMO (Mon, 2001 Oct 29) #859: CURLING (Tue, 2001 Oct 30) #860: COMMANDER TACO (Wed, 2001 Oct 31) #861: HOLY (Thu, 2001 Nov 1) #862: MISS OF THE YEAR (Fri, 2001 Nov 2) #863: FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION (Sat, 2001 Nov 3) #864: THE CHALKBOARD (Sun, 2001 Nov 4) #865: ROBOT FANTASY WOMAN (Mon, 2001 Nov 5) #866: ODDLY (Tue, 2001 Nov 6) #867: WHAT WAS THAT (Wed, 2001 Nov 7) #868: DEAR OSAMA (Thu, 2001 Nov 8) #869: COME ON (Fri, 2001 Nov 9) #870: 7 RUBLES (Sat, 2001 Nov 10) #871: SAD PUMPKIN (Sun, 2001 Nov 11) #872: ABSOLUTE PANIC (Mon, 2001 Nov 12) #873: IT'S TRUE YOU KNOW (Tue, 2001 Nov 13) #874: REMEMBER KIDS (Wed, 2001 Nov 14) #875: FALLEN (Thu, 2001 Nov 15) #876: RINGO (Fri, 2001 Nov 16) #877: INFECTED RADIATION HAZARD SYMBOL (Sat, 2001 Nov 17) #878: DIETARY SUPPLEMENTS (Sun, 2001 Nov 18) #879: YOU (Mon, 2001 Nov 19) #880: DESERT PLANET (Tue, 2001 Nov 20) #881: GAY STAR (Wed, 2001 Nov 21) #882: ANUSLESS (Thu, 2001 Nov 22) #883: JUST A WOMAN (Fri, 2001 Nov 23) #884: CUPID (Sat, 2001 Nov 24) #885: CHIN OR MOUTH (Sun, 2001 Nov 25) #886: SIMPLE (Mon, 2001 Nov 26) #887: ARE YOU SURE (Tue, 2001 Nov 27) #888: BE HONEST (Wed, 2001 Nov 28) #889: PENIS ENLARGER (Thu, 2001 Nov 29) #890: MR. SPOCK (Fri, 2001 Nov 30) #891: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS (Sat, 2001 Dec 1) #892: NANCY (Sun, 2001 Dec 2) #893: AT THIS JUNCTURE (Mon, 2001 Dec 3) #894: QUACKMAN (Tue, 2001 Dec 4) #895: WHAT'S THAT SMELL (Wed, 2001 Dec 5) #896: QVC (Thu, 2001 Dec 6) #897: PERVERT (Fri, 2001 Dec 7) #898: KITTEN (Sat, 2001 Dec 8) #899: RAPE (Sun, 2001 Dec 9) #900: BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND (Mon, 2001 Dec 10) #901: DOWN SYNDROME (Tue, 2001 Dec 11) #902: LOOK OUT IT'S HENRI (Wed, 2001 Dec 12) #903: NOW THAT'S FAT (Thu, 2001 Dec 13) #904: VALENTINE (Fri, 2001 Dec 14) #905: YOU MIGHT BE (Sat, 2001 Dec 15) #906: SUDDEN INFANT SOMETHING SOMETHING (Sun, 2001 Dec 16) #907: SUICIDE KING (Mon, 2001 Dec 17) #908: CALICO (Tue, 2001 Dec 18) #909: PEACE (Wed, 2001 Dec 19) #910: ELEPHANT (Thu, 2001 Dec 20) #911: GUITAR (Fri, 2001 Dec 21) #912: ANSWERING ALL STOP (Sat, 2001 Dec 22) #913: HARRY POTTER AND THE BOTTLE (Sun, 2001 Dec 23) #914: CLEARLY (Mon, 2001 Dec 24) #915: HELP ME (Tue, 2001 Dec 25) #916: WATCH OUT (Wed, 2001 Dec 26) #917: HOW DOES A CAT (Thu, 2001 Dec 27) #918: EATING DISORDER (Fri, 2001 Dec 28) #919: SISKEL AND EBERT (Sat, 2001 Dec 29) #920: DIVE DIVE DIVE (Sun, 2001 Dec 30) #921: DUDE (Mon, 2001 Dec 31) #922: INTERNALIZE (Tue, 2002 Jan 1) #923: THIS BONG (Wed, 2002 Jan 2) #924: FOR GOD'S SAKE (Thu, 2002 Jan 3) #925: TOTALLY SERIOUS (Fri, 2002 Jan 4) #926: GEEK CHECK (Sat, 2002 Jan 5) #927: GENETIC EXPERIMENTATION (Sun, 2002 Jan 6) #928: XENA THE WARRIOR PRINCESS (Mon, 2002 Jan 7) #929: HOW SAD (Tue, 2002 Jan 8) #930: THIS COSTUME (Wed, 2002 Jan 9) #931: BULLWINKLE WHAT HAPPENED (Thu, 2002 Jan 10) #932: YOUR FATHER (Fri, 2002 Jan 11) #933: WOULD LIKE TO COME DOWN NOW (Sat, 2002 Jan 12) #934: JUST PLAIN MEAN (Sun, 2002 Jan 13) #935: FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS (Mon, 2002 Jan 14) #936: ONLY THE COOLEST (Tue, 2002 Jan 15) #937: THE BEST EVER (Wed, 2002 Jan 16) #938: THE POOR (Thu, 2002 Jan 17) #939: M16 (Fri, 2002 Jan 18) #940: GOD HELP US (Sat, 2002 Jan 19) #941: THIRTY ONE (Sun, 2002 Jan 20) #942: RIGHT (Mon, 2002 Jan 21) #943: AND I THOUGHT (Tue, 2002 Jan 22) #944: PLONK (Wed, 2002 Jan 23) #945: RASH (Thu, 2002 Jan 24) #946: AIDS DICTIONARY (Fri, 2002 Jan 25) #947: ALTERNATE UNIVERSE (Sat, 2002 Jan 26) #948: POLYMORPHING CAT (Sun, 2002 Jan 27) #949: NO MEANS NO (Mon, 2002 Jan 28) #950: PYRAMIDS (Tue, 2002 Jan 29) #951: WHAT MY FRIENDS CALL ME (Wed, 2002 Jan 30) #952: LOCKER (Thu, 2002 Jan 31) #953: BUNNY TO EARTH (Fri, 2002 Feb 1) #954: TOOT TOOT (Sat, 2002 Feb 2) #955: MILKSHAKE (Sun, 2002 Feb 3) #956: TAKE IT FROM ME (Mon, 2002 Feb 4) #957: OSTRICH OR NO (Tue, 2002 Feb 5) #958: FREAK OF NATURE (Wed, 2002 Feb 6) #959: REINDEER (Thu, 2002 Feb 7) #960: IT'S ATTACKING (Fri, 2002 Feb 8) #961: MOTHER (Sat, 2002 Feb 9) #962: HUNGRY PIG (Sun, 2002 Feb 10) #963: ME AND INVADER ZIM (Mon, 2002 Feb 11) #964: PAW (Tue, 2002 Feb 12) #965: VAN GOGH (Wed, 2002 Feb 13) #966: PANZERFAUST (Thu, 2002 Feb 14) #967: REALLY OBVIOUS (Fri, 2002 Feb 15) #968: BELLY BUTTONS (Sat, 2002 Feb 16) #969: WEIGHT PROBLEM (Sun, 2002 Feb 17) #970: CLEARLY A PIG (Mon, 2002 Feb 18) #971: KLEIN BOTTLE (Tue, 2002 Feb 19) #972: ITALIANS (Wed, 2002 Feb 20) #973: ROLLING PIN (Thu, 2002 Feb 21) #974: CHOKING (Fri, 2002 Feb 22) #975: ACHTUNG ACHTUNG (Sat, 2002 Feb 23) #976: RAINBOW (Sun, 2002 Feb 24) #977: MR. TIBBS (Mon, 2002 Feb 25) #978: FRENCH SHARK (Tue, 2002 Feb 26) #979: WHAT PART DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND (Wed, 2002 Feb 27) #980: THE ARK (Thu, 2002 Feb 28) #981: POPPIES (Fri, 2002 Mar 1) #982: CAN'T GET ENOUGH (Sat, 2002 Mar 2) #983: EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT (Sun, 2002 Mar 3) #984: PERL VS. PYTHON (Mon, 2002 Mar 4) #985: JUST BECAUSE (Tue, 2002 Mar 5) #986: DIABETES KILLS (Wed, 2002 Mar 6) #987: SO STRONG (Thu, 2002 Mar 7) #988: JUST PLAIN CHILDISH (Fri, 2002 Mar 8) #989: WAR ON DRUGS (Sat, 2002 Mar 9) #990: A WOMAN'S WORTH (Sun, 2002 Mar 10) #991: QUID PRO QUO (Mon, 2002 Mar 11) #992: IT'S MILLER TIME (Tue, 2002 Mar 12) #993: JUST A REMINDER FOLKS (Wed, 2002 Mar 13) #994: RED BULL (Thu, 2002 Mar 14) #995: BACON (Fri, 2002 Mar 15) #996: TRICKS (Sat, 2002 Mar 16) #997: BUNNY (Sun, 2002 Mar 17) #998: GETTING A DELL (Mon, 2002 Mar 18) #999: SPACE-AGE TIGHTS (Tue, 2002 Mar 19) #1000: NINTENDO (Wed, 2002 Mar 20) #1001: THE FIRST STEP (Thu, 2002 Mar 21) #1002: YOU NEVER LEARN (Fri, 2002 Mar 22) #1003: HAIL ERIS (Sat, 2002 Mar 23) #1004: KILROY (Sun, 2002 Mar 24) #1005: THE DEAL (Mon, 2002 Mar 25) #1006: STONE TEMPLE PILOTS (Tue, 2002 Mar 26) #1007: STILL LIFE (Wed, 2002 Mar 27) #1008: ESCHER (Thu, 2002 Mar 28) #1009: DEFORMITY (Fri, 2002 Mar 29) #1010: THE GREAT DEBATE (Sat, 2002 Mar 30) #1011: WHEN DOES IT END (Sun, 2002 Mar 31) #1012: SKULL (Mon, 2002 Apr 1) #1013: AXIS OF EVIL (Tue, 2002 Apr 2) #1014: LOVE (Wed, 2002 Apr 3) #1015: NOT LIKE ALL THE OTHER BOYS (Thu, 2002 Apr 4) #1016: RED DAWN (Fri, 2002 Apr 5) #1017: COMPLETE TOOL (Sat, 2002 Apr 6) #1018: LINUX CHICK (Sun, 2002 Apr 7) #1019: CHAINSAW (Mon, 2002 Apr 8) #1020: POKEY (Tue, 2002 Apr 9) #1021: JIM HENSON (Wed, 2002 Apr 10) #1022: HERSHEY'S KISSES I (Thu, 2002 Apr 11) #1023: HYPNOTIZE (Fri, 2002 Apr 12) #1024: HERSHEY'S KISSES II (Sat, 2002 Apr 13) #1025: LET MYSELF GO (Sun, 2002 Apr 14) #1026: A TROOPER (Mon, 2002 Apr 15) #1027: AFRAID OF THE FUTURE (Tue, 2002 Apr 16) #1028: AN IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG SEAHORSE (Wed, 2002 Apr 17) #1029: HERSHEY'S KISSES III (Thu, 2002 Apr 18) #1030: CIRCLE (Fri, 2002 Apr 19) #1031: GODDAMN DOG (Sat, 2002 Apr 20) #1032: CAUTIONARY TALE (Sun, 2002 Apr 21) #1033: A MASTURBATOR (Mon, 2002 Apr 22) #1034: ON ONE LEG (Tue, 2002 Apr 23) #1035: MARILYN MANSON T-SHIRT (Wed, 2002 Apr 24) #1036: PIX DISK (Thu, 2002 Apr 25) #1037: ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT (Fri, 2002 Apr 26) #1038: BAGGING YOUR GROCERIES (Sat, 2002 Apr 27) #1039: RAPE RAYS REDUX (Sun, 2002 Apr 28) #1040: MOTHER-IN-LAW (Mon, 2002 Apr 29) #1041: DIETARY SUPPLEMENT (Tue, 2002 Apr 30) #1042: COME (Wed, 2002 May 1) #1043: BEEPER (Thu, 2002 May 2) #1044: A CARROT (Fri, 2002 May 3) #1045: WHICH END (Sat, 2002 May 4) #1046: HEY MIKE EISNER (Sun, 2002 May 5) #1047: SBM SEEKS GWM (Mon, 2002 May 6) #1048: BI-CURIOUS SNAKE (Tue, 2002 May 7) #1049: BEAUTIFUL SCENE (Wed, 2002 May 8) #1050: WHAT BUTTON (Thu, 2002 May 9) #1051: FINALLY (Fri, 2002 May 10) #1052: WALL STREET JOURNAL (Sat, 2002 May 11) #1053: HOT WATER (Sun, 2002 May 12) #1054: HOWDY PARTNER (Mon, 2002 May 13) #1055: NEVER (Tue, 2002 May 14) #1056: BE A MAN (Wed, 2002 May 15) #1057: KATHLEEN TURNER (Thu, 2002 May 16) #1058: ALMOST WORSE THAN RAPE (Fri, 2002 May 17) #1059: CALL/CC (Sat, 2002 May 18) #1060: WITCHBLADE (Sun, 2002 May 19) #1061: LOCKER ROOM (Mon, 2002 May 20) #1062: I SHOULDN'T EXIST (Tue, 2002 May 21) #1063: GIVE IT UP (Wed, 2002 May 22) #1064: REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE (Thu, 2002 May 23) #1065: TEMPEST FUGIT (Fri, 2002 May 24) #1066: HOW COME (Sat, 2002 May 25) #1067: STEPHEN JAY GOULD (Sun, 2002 May 26) #1068: GANESH (Mon, 2002 May 27) #1069: CHASEY LAME (Tue, 2002 May 28) #1070: STUCK (Wed, 2002 May 29) #1071: WHY NOT JUST SAY PHOTOGRAPHS (Thu, 2002 May 30) #1072: SPACE CORPS (Fri, 2002 May 31) #1073: CHRISTMAS PISS (Sat, 2002 Jun 1) #1074: GOO GOO G' JOOB (Sun, 2002 Jun 2) #1075: BABY AIDS (Mon, 2002 Jun 3) #1076: THE SLOTH SPEAKS (Tue, 2002 Jun 4) #1077: A JERK STORY (Wed, 2002 Jun 5) #1078: WIZARD OF POO (Thu, 2002 Jun 6) #1079: LET'S MAKE LOVE (Fri, 2002 Jun 7) #1080: MUCOIDS (Sat, 2002 Jun 8) #1081: ASSISTANCE REQUIRED (Sun, 2002 Jun 9) #1082: NOBODY LIKES THE FRENCH (Mon, 2002 Jun 10) #1083: SHOULD REALLY LEARN (Tue, 2002 Jun 11) #1084: NO MAGICAL POWERS (Wed, 2002 Jun 12) #1085: PIPE DOWN UP THERE (Thu, 2002 Jun 13) #1086: JANGO FETT (Fri, 2002 Jun 14) #1087: EXTERMINATE (Sat, 2002 Jun 15) #1088: IN HEAVEN (Sun, 2002 Jun 16) #1089: SAD BUT TRUE (Mon, 2002 Jun 17) #1090: TRADEMARK VIOLATION GALORE (Tue, 2002 Jun 18) #1091: HOME INVASION (Wed, 2002 Jun 19) #1092: HEPATITIS B (Thu, 2002 Jun 20) #1093: WIENER DOG (Fri, 2002 Jun 21) #1094: HAIL TO THE CHIEF (Sat, 2002 Jun 22) #1095: NOT SHOWN (Sun, 2002 Jun 23) #1096: WHAT IF (Mon, 2002 Jun 24) #1097: I'M NOT BITTER (Tue, 2002 Jun 25) #1098: OF COURSE YOU DO (Wed, 2002 Jun 26) #1099: THE MOUSE SPEAKS (Thu, 2002 Jun 27) #1100: ICE SHELF (Fri, 2002 Jun 28) #1101: GOOD QUESTION (Sat, 2002 Jun 29) #1102: EVE (Sun, 2002 Jun 30) #1103: HAITIAN (Mon, 2002 Jul 1) #1104: ROBIN WILLIAMS (Tue, 2002 Jul 2) #1105: WE ALL KNOW BETTER (Wed, 2002 Jul 3) #1106: FIRST TIME CALLER (Thu, 2002 Jul 4) #1107: A GUARANTEE (Fri, 2002 Jul 5) #1108: A RIDDLE (Sat, 2002 Jul 6) #1109: WHAT IS THIS (Sun, 2002 Jul 7) #1110: AT FIVE STARS (Mon, 2002 Jul 8) #1111: IT'S FOR YOU (Tue, 2002 Jul 9) #1112: COMPOSE BUTTON (Wed, 2002 Jul 10) #1113: PINUP (Thu, 2002 Jul 11) #1114: RAPE BLANKET (Fri, 2002 Jul 12) #1115: BURNING SENSATION (Sat, 2002 Jul 13) #1116: TETRIS (Sun, 2002 Jul 14) #1117: P. DIDDY (Mon, 2002 Jul 15) #1118: AND HE MEANS NOW (Tue, 2002 Jul 16) #1119: RETARDED CHICKEN (Wed, 2002 Jul 17) #1120: HBO SPECIAL (Thu, 2002 Jul 18) #1121: THE RAPE STORY (Fri, 2002 Jul 19) #1122: HACKERS UNITE (Sat, 2002 Jul 20) #1123: BOB MARLEY (Sun, 2002 Jul 21) #1124: PLAGIARISM (Mon, 2002 Jul 22) #1125: UNTITLED (Tue, 2002 Jul 23) #1126: ZOMBIE BUNNY (Wed, 2002 Jul 24) #1127: PSA (Thu, 2002 Jul 25) #1128: GRATUITY (Fri, 2002 Jul 26) #1129: A NEW KIND OF BRAGGING (Sat, 2002 Jul 27) #1130: JOE COOL (Sun, 2002 Jul 28) #1131: GOOD CHRISTIANS (Mon, 2002 Jul 29) #1132: THE COUNT (Tue, 2002 Jul 30) #1133: WHY DOES IT GO FROM RIGHT TO LEFT (Wed, 2002 Jul 31) #1134: SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW (Thu, 2002 Aug 1) #1135: ACTUAL SIZE (Fri, 2002 Aug 2) #1136: SEAQUEST DSV (Sat, 2002 Aug 3) #1137: NEW MARKETING TECHNIQUE (Sun, 2002 Aug 4) #1138: HELLO (Mon, 2002 Aug 5) #1139: I NEED A RIDE (Tue, 2002 Aug 6) #1140: STAR TREK WHATEVER (Wed, 2002 Aug 7) #1141: FOLLOW THE DOTTED LINE (Thu, 2002 Aug 8) #1142: ANY KIND OF DINOSAUR (Fri, 2002 Aug 9) #1143: PIANO MAN (Sat, 2002 Aug 10) #1144: EXPLOITS (Sun, 2002 Aug 11) #1145: HIDDEN MESSAGE (Mon, 2002 Aug 12) #1146: COLOR CUBE (Tue, 2002 Aug 13) #1147: GOD OF POO (Wed, 2002 Aug 14) #1148: TOO FLY (Thu, 2002 Aug 15) #1149: PSEUDONYMS (Fri, 2002 Aug 16) #1150: ZOMBIE POOH (Sat, 2002 Aug 17) #1151: THAT DIRECT OBJECT (Sun, 2002 Aug 18) #1152: LOOK AT HER GO (Mon, 2002 Aug 19) #1153: 3-2-1 CONTACT (Tue, 2002 Aug 20) #1154: INSIDE JOKE (Wed, 2002 Aug 21) #1155: NETIQUETTE (Thu, 2002 Aug 22) #1156: JERK PRINCIPLES (Fri, 2002 Aug 23) #1157: A TRULY APPROPRIATE TATTOO (Sat, 2002 Aug 24) #1158: THE DRAGON FAMILY (Sun, 2002 Aug 25) #1159: CYBERBEAR (Mon, 2002 Aug 26) #1160: SPOILERS (Tue, 2002 Aug 27) #1161: COPYRIGHT NOTICE (Wed, 2002 Aug 28) #1162: THEY DON'T CALL ME (Thu, 2002 Aug 29) #1163: GUESS WHAT I'M READY FOR (Fri, 2002 Aug 30) #1164: GARFIELD WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS (Sat, 2002 Aug 31) #1165: CHEAT CODES (Sun, 2002 Sep 1) #1166: WICCAN 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(Tue, 2004 Jan 27) #1679: SCHROEDINGER'S CAT WANTS OUT OF THE BOX (Wed, 2004 Jan 28) #1680: PULLING NO PUNCHES (Thu, 2004 Jan 29) #1681: I HAVE NO HEIGHT AND I MUST PUNCH (Fri, 2004 Jan 30) #1682: CHICKENHAWKING (Sat, 2004 Jan 31) #1683: CERBERUS' STORY (Sun, 2004 Feb 1) #1684: MY CHECK BOUNCED (Mon, 2004 Feb 2) #1685: UMBRELLA SAFETY LESSON #27 (Tue, 2004 Feb 3) #1686: CRUISING (Wed, 2004 Feb 4) #1687: EGG NOG (Thu, 2004 Feb 5) #1688: MY TURN (Fri, 2004 Feb 6) #1689: FIVE SECOND RULE (Sat, 2004 Feb 7) #1690: NO THUMB WAR (Sun, 2004 Feb 8) #1691: FROM THE MIND OF MINOLTA (Mon, 2004 Feb 9) #1692: SLAC (Tue, 2004 Feb 10) #1693: HER ITINERARY (Wed, 2004 Feb 11) #1694: CLASSIFYING WOMEN (Thu, 2004 Feb 12) #1695: WACKO JACKO II (Fri, 2004 Feb 13) #1696: THE TOUGHEST CATERPILLAR IN TOWN (Sat, 2004 Feb 14) #1697: COMMITTED TO THE CAUSE (Sun, 2004 Feb 15) #1698: STARING INTO THE FACE OF GOD (Mon, 2004 Feb 16) #1699: SAME ACTOR WRONG CHARACTER (Tue, 2004 Feb 17) #1700: THY NAME IS CUBA (Wed, 2004 Feb 18) #1701: CONSTIPATION (Thu, 2004 Feb 19) #1702: DO YOU THINK HE ANKYLOSAURUS (Fri, 2004 Feb 20) #1703: BLOOD BLISTER (Sat, 2004 Feb 21) #1704: A HAIKU (Sun, 2004 Feb 22) #1705: THE NIGHTMARE SCENARIO (Mon, 2004 Feb 23) #1706: PETER EINSTEIN NORTH (Tue, 2004 Feb 24) #1707: STARTING A CULT (Wed, 2004 Feb 25) #1708: TROUTFUCKER (Thu, 2004 Feb 26) #1709: GAY IN A BOTTLE (Fri, 2004 Feb 27) #1710: BANG BUS (Sat, 2004 Feb 28) #1711: WHAT A CUTE BABY (Sun, 2004 Feb 29) #1712: GROSS (Mon, 2004 Mar 1) #1713: STIGMATA (Tue, 2004 Mar 2) #1714: NEXT GERALDO (Wed, 2004 Mar 3) #1715: DEE'S LAZY EYE (Thu, 2004 Mar 4) #1716: THE BLACK EYE GALAXY (Fri, 2004 Mar 5) #1717: SCHOOL SHOOTINGS (Sat, 2004 Mar 6) #1718: RAPE KIT MEANINGS (Sun, 2004 Mar 7) #1719: WORST SCIENCE FICTION STORY EVER (Mon, 2004 Mar 8) #1720: CHARLENE ASPEN (Tue, 2004 Mar 9) #1721: PEE FACE (Wed, 2004 Mar 10) #1722: ALPHA WAFFLE CANCEL FAQ (Thu, 2004 Mar 11) #1723: MISSING (Fri, 2004 Mar 12) #1724: BEHIND THE TIMES (Sat, 2004 Mar 13) #1725: INSIDE THE ACTOR'S STUDIO (Sun, 2004 Mar 14) #1726: SUPER SIZE (Mon, 2004 Mar 15) #1727: THE PORN CLAM ON: ANAL SEX (Tue, 2004 Mar 16) #1728: YOU COLLEGE GIRLS (Wed, 2004 Mar 17) #1729: JEOPARDY GONE WRONG (Thu, 2004 Mar 18) #1730: TRUE CONFESSIONS: SECRET WEAPONS OF WORLD WAR II (Fri, 2004 Mar 19) #1731: THE PERIODIC TABLE OF OH MY GOD (Sat, 2004 Mar 20) #1732: A POLITICAL REALITY (Sun, 2004 Mar 21) #1733: A TRANSSEXUAL DILEMMA (Mon, 2004 Mar 22) #1734: PEARL HARBOR (Tue, 2004 Mar 23) #1735: VISITING JAPAN (Wed, 2004 Mar 24) #1736: NAPSTER LIVES (Thu, 2004 Mar 25) #1737: RELATIVISTIC ABERRATION (Fri, 2004 Mar 26) #1738: TERTIARY PNEUMONIA TREE (Sat, 2004 Mar 27) #1739: OBSCENITY (Sun, 2004 Mar 28) #1740: ANTI STAR TREK (Mon, 2004 Mar 29) #1741: SECRET LEVEL (Tue, 2004 Mar 30) #1742: LIKE A TATTOO (Wed, 2004 Mar 31) #1743: THE NEW HOT SPORTS GAME (Thu, 2004 Apr 1) #1744: COMPLETELY CAREFUL (Fri, 2004 Apr 2) #1745: JESUS: THE DAWN OF REALIZATION (Sat, 2004 Apr 3) #1746: WAITER (Sun, 2004 Apr 4) #1747: USEFUL FRENCH PHRASES (Mon, 2004 Apr 5) #1748: PORN BLOOPERS (Tue, 2004 Apr 6) #1749: A TRUISM IF THERE EVER WAS ONE (Wed, 2004 Apr 7) #1750: (NOT) MORMON EGGS (Thu, 2004 Apr 8) #1751: NEW COFFEE BRAND (DRINK UP) (Fri, 2004 Apr 9) #1752: RUSSIAN DOLLS (Sat, 2004 Apr 10) #1753: DECIMAL POINT (Sun, 2004 Apr 11) #1754: MIRROR, MIRROR (Mon, 2004 Apr 12) #1755: YOUR DREAMS (Tue, 2004 Apr 13) #1756: SKEET (Wed, 2004 Apr 14) #1757: ZERO TO PUNCH (Thu, 2004 Apr 15) #1758: BURMA SHAVE (Fri, 2004 Apr 16) #1759: GOD DIDN'T MAKE ME (Sat, 2004 Apr 17) #1760: A PATRIOTIC #30 (Sun, 2004 Apr 18) #1761: VAGINA MONOLOGUES (Mon, 2004 Apr 19) #1762: WORST PIANO TEACHER EVER (Tue, 2004 Apr 20) #1763: FLEA REMINISCING ON THE SHIELD (Wed, 2004 Apr 21) #1764: DUMP GOD (Thu, 2004 Apr 22) #1765: GETTING HIGH (Fri, 2004 Apr 23) #1766: CHOOSING LINGERIE (Sat, 2004 Apr 24) #1767: WACKIEST PLANET (Sun, 2004 Apr 25) #1768: STOP THE WORLD (Mon, 2004 Apr 26) #1769: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A PRAYING MANTIS (Tue, 2004 Apr 27) #1770: SOFTWARE ENGINEERING 101 (Wed, 2004 Apr 28) #1771: DO UNTO OTHERS (Thu, 2004 Apr 29) #1772: THE NUNCHUCKS FINALLY TALK (Fri, 2004 Apr 30) #1773: UNNATURAL (Sat, 2004 May 1) #1774: AT KNIFE POINT (Sun, 2004 May 2) #1775: BAY CITY ROLLERS (Mon, 2004 May 3) #1776: NOT COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT (Tue, 2004 May 4) #1777: VALIUM (Wed, 2004 May 5) #1778: MAKING FUN OF GERMANS (Thu, 2004 May 6) #1779: SEX OFFENDERS ARE PEOPLE TOO (Fri, 2004 May 7) #1780: LIKE MOVIE ZOMBIES (Sat, 2004 May 8) #1781: AIR GUITAR (Sun, 2004 May 9) #1782: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE DESIRES #2 (Mon, 2004 May 10) #1783: FACE ON MARS (Tue, 2004 May 11) #1784: SQUIRREL QUIZ (Wed, 2004 May 12) #1785: THE TYPO GUY MEDAL (Thu, 2004 May 13) #1786: ADVICE SOUGHT (Fri, 2004 May 14) #1787: GAME ON (Sat, 2004 May 15) #1788: HAMMER SYNDROME (Sun, 2004 May 16) #1789: ALL THESE WORLDS (Mon, 2004 May 17) #1790: ADDENDUM (Tue, 2004 May 18) #1791: WAKE UP ANOTHER DAY (Wed, 2004 May 19) #1792: ORKUT SPAMMING (Thu, 2004 May 20) #1793: MAN IN THE MOON (Fri, 2004 May 21) #1794: EXECUTING RETARDS (Sat, 2004 May 22) #1795: A CRAPPY HAIKU (Sun, 2004 May 23) #1796: HIGHER MORAL STANDARD (Mon, 2004 May 24) #1797: POLLUTE THE GENE POOL (Tue, 2004 May 25) #1798: HANDS UP (Wed, 2004 May 26) #1799: THE ENCHANTED CHALICE (Thu, 2004 May 27) #1800: GOOSE STEPPING (Fri, 2004 May 28) #1801: COSMOS (Sat, 2004 May 29) #1802: RECIDIVISM (Sun, 2004 May 30) #1803: DIFFERENT KINDS OF CRIPPLES (Mon, 2004 May 31) #1804: A PROPOSAL AND A REQUEST (Tue, 2004 Jun 1) #1805: A REALLY BIG CAT (Wed, 2004 Jun 2) #1806: UNFINISHED GREETING CARD POEM #4 (Thu, 2004 Jun 3) #1807: NEXT E.R. (Fri, 2004 Jun 4) #1808: EAT A GUN (Sat, 2004 Jun 5) #1809: TO WONG FOO (Sun, 2004 Jun 6) #1810: MILLION MAN MARCH (Mon, 2004 Jun 7) #1811: A-TEAM OR BANG BUS (Tue, 2004 Jun 8) #1812: RAPE CONTRACT (Wed, 2004 Jun 9) #1813: Q*BERT (Thu, 2004 Jun 10) #1814: WEARABLE COMPUTER (Fri, 2004 Jun 11) #1815: BALL PATROL (Sat, 2004 Jun 12) #1816: NIVEN/POURNELLE (Sun, 2004 Jun 13) #1817: TRANSVESTITES (Mon, 2004 Jun 14) #1818: DRUNK ON COCK (Tue, 2004 Jun 15) #1819: A PATRIOTIC #30 REDUX (Wed, 2004 Jun 16) #1820: ABANDON IN PLACE (Thu, 2004 Jun 17) #1821: AIDS BOX (Fri, 2004 Jun 18) #1822: NOT SO MUCH A GAME (Sat, 2004 Jun 19) #1823: NOT A HOO SO MUCH AS A HELP (Sun, 2004 Jun 20) #1824: THE AMOEBA SPEAKS (Mon, 2004 Jun 21) #1825: IN A BLENDER (Tue, 2004 Jun 22) #1826: AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE (Wed, 2004 Jun 23) #1827: BATTLEFIELD 1942 (Thu, 2004 Jun 24) #1828: GAUSSIAN BLUR (Fri, 2004 Jun 25) #1829: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE MEER KAT (Sat, 2004 Jun 26) #1830: THE POPE'S AUTHORITY (Sun, 2004 Jun 27) #1831: CASSINI (Mon, 2004 Jun 28) #1832: THE TRIUMVIRATE (Tue, 2004 Jun 29) #1833: CHECK OUT MY SIG (Wed, 2004 Jun 30) #1834: THE EUROPEAN UNION (Thu, 2004 Jul 1) #1835: DYKEPUNCHER (Fri, 2004 Jul 2) #1836: LOW CARB (Sat, 2004 Jul 3) #1837: M60 (Sun, 2004 Jul 4) #1838: GROVER V. GEORGE (Mon, 2004 Jul 5) #1839: 100 MILLION CASUALTIES (Tue, 2004 Jul 6) #1840: THE GAME DESIGNER (Wed, 2004 Jul 7) #1841: THREE GRACES (Thu, 2004 Jul 8) #1842: I DON'T CARE WHAT THAT IS (Fri, 2004 Jul 9) #1843: FLYOVER STATES (Sat, 2004 Jul 10) #1844: THE WORST SLIDE RULE EVER (Sun, 2004 Jul 11) #1845: HINDSIGHT (Mon, 2004 Jul 12) #1846: THE NEW BLOG COMMUNITY SITE (Tue, 2004 Jul 13) #1847: 91 NEWSGROUPS (Wed, 2004 Jul 14) #1848: SPACE TURTLE (Thu, 2004 Jul 15) #1849: FAKE ACID (Fri, 2004 Jul 16) #1850: MAKESHIFT LIFE RAFT (Sat, 2004 Jul 17) #1851: PROTEIN OR MULCH (Sun, 2004 Jul 18) #1852: LET'S CUDDLE (Mon, 2004 Jul 19) #1853: DO NO EVIL (Tue, 2004 Jul 20) #1854: WORD OF THE DAY (Wed, 2004 Jul 21) #1855: I WISH I WISH (Thu, 2004 Jul 22) #1856: STARSHIP TROOPERS MEDLEY (Fri, 2004 Jul 23) #1857: WHY DISCORDIANS MUST DIE (Sat, 2004 Jul 24) #1858: STATE OF DENIAL (Sun, 2004 Jul 25) #1859: WHAT'S XENA (Mon, 2004 Jul 26) #1860: A TALKING POTTED PLANT (Tue, 2004 Jul 27) #1861: THE FACE OF GOD (Wed, 2004 Jul 28) #1862: SQUIRTYIOP (Thu, 2004 Jul 29) #1863: THIS CAPTION MAKES NO SENSE (Fri, 2004 Jul 30) #1864: TRULY SHAKESPEAREAN (Sat, 2004 Jul 31) #1865: THERE'S A HOLE (Sun, 2004 Aug 1) #1866: THE BLOG-VAMPIRE CONNECTION (Mon, 2004 Aug 2) #1867: SKILLSET (Tue, 2004 Aug 3) #1868: WOMEN AND THE VOTE (Wed, 2004 Aug 4) #1869: ALEC BALDWIN SAYS (Thu, 2004 Aug 5) #1870: I DEFY YOU (Fri, 2004 Aug 6) #1871: WYMYN (Sat, 2004 Aug 7) #1872: DROP ZONE (Sun, 2004 Aug 8) #1873: ASCII RIBBON CAMPAIGN (Mon, 2004 Aug 9) #1874: PROSTATE CANCER PREVENTATIVE (Tue, 2004 Aug 10) #1875: DONE WITH WORK (Wed, 2004 Aug 11) #1876: GOLDEN GOOSE (Thu, 2004 Aug 12) #1877: MERCURY ORBITZ (Fri, 2004 Aug 13) #1878: HURRICANE CHARLEY (Sat, 2004 Aug 14) #1879: HARRY POTTER AND THE HARD TOILET (Sun, 2004 Aug 15) #1880: A PORN STAR'S DIGNITY (Mon, 2004 Aug 16) #1881: HEXAPOD (Tue, 2004 Aug 17) #1882: NATALIE WOOD (Wed, 2004 Aug 18) #1883: MECCA (Thu, 2004 Aug 19) #1884: DECATHLON (Fri, 2004 Aug 20) #1885: SISSY KISSER (Sat, 2004 Aug 21) #1886: FRANCOPHONES (Sun, 2004 Aug 22) #1887: ?UESTLOVE (Mon, 2004 Aug 23) #1888: WHY CAN'T WE JUST (Tue, 2004 Aug 24) #1889: TALENTED ARTIST (Wed, 2004 Aug 25) #1890: J.R. MUMBLE DOBBS (Thu, 2004 Aug 26) #1891: BLOOD EVERYWHERE (Fri, 2004 Aug 27) #1892: SAVING DOOM 3 (Sat, 2004 Aug 28) #1893: IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL (Sun, 2004 Aug 29) #1894: A.K.A. SOLDIER (Mon, 2004 Aug 30) #1895: PUPPET SHOW (Tue, 2004 Aug 31) #1896: DESCARTES OTHER CONJECTURE (Wed, 2004 Sep 1) #1897: A SPECIAL MESSAGE IN ROT13 (Thu, 2004 Sep 2) #1898: NOT THIRSTY (Fri, 2004 Sep 3) #1899: COLD DEAD HANDS (Sat, 2004 Sep 4) #1900: OBESITY AISLE (Sun, 2004 Sep 5) #1901: WOLF IT DOWN LIKE A MAN (Mon, 2004 Sep 6) #1902: FABRICATION (Tue, 2004 Sep 7) #1903: STARGATE (Wed, 2004 Sep 8) #1904: WHAT ADSL MEANS TO ME (Thu, 2004 Sep 9) #1905: IN FAGS WE TRUST (Fri, 2004 Sep 10) #1906: NAPALM (Sat, 2004 Sep 11) #1907: ON THE D.L. (Sun, 2004 Sep 12) #1908: HOW PRESIDENTIAL (Mon, 2004 Sep 13) #1909: GOOGLEWHACKING (Tue, 2004 Sep 14) #1910: CHECK THIS OUT (Wed, 2004 Sep 15) #1911: PROTESTER MENTALITY (Thu, 2004 Sep 16) #1912: BORN AGAIN (Fri, 2004 Sep 17) #1913: THIEF III (Sat, 2004 Sep 18) #1914: ELECTRONIC JUSTICE (Sun, 2004 Sep 19) #1915: DINOSAURS SING IN THE SHOWER TOO (Mon, 2004 Sep 20) #1916: WHY I CAN'T BEAT OFF (Tue, 2004 Sep 21) #1917: WHICH TASTES WORSE (Wed, 2004 Sep 22) #1918: SO VERY ROUND (Thu, 2004 Sep 23) #1919: LIBERAL INTELLIGENTSIA (Fri, 2004 Sep 24) #1920: JUDGING AMY (Sat, 2004 Sep 25) #1921: TURNS OUT THEY REALLY WERE SEAGULLS (Sun, 2004 Sep 26) #1922: IT'S LIKE A SIMILE BUT NOT QUITE (Mon, 2004 Sep 27) #1923: DODECAVORE (Tue, 2004 Sep 28) #1924: CAPITALISM SUCKS (Wed, 2004 Sep 29) #1925: ANNA AMORE (Thu, 2004 Sep 30) #1926: THE CRITIC (Fri, 2004 Oct 1) #1927: OXYCONTIN (Sat, 2004 Oct 2) #1928: BOY SCOUT UNIFORM (Sun, 2004 Oct 3) #1929: GET OUT THE PAPERCLIP (Mon, 2004 Oct 4) #1930: JASON ALEXANDER (Tue, 2004 Oct 5) #1931: DA ALI G SHOW (Wed, 2004 Oct 6) #1932: VALIUM ADDICTION (Thu, 2004 Oct 7) #1933: INTO THE TOILET (Fri, 2004 Oct 8) #1934: MUSHROOM CLOUD (Sat, 2004 Oct 9) #1935: MARTIAN BUDDY (Sun, 2004 Oct 10) #1936: SHRINK ME SMALL (Mon, 2004 Oct 11) #1937: PARKER LEWIS (Tue, 2004 Oct 12) #1938: PUNCH REFLEX (Wed, 2004 Oct 13) #1939: ASTRONOMY PICTURE OF THE DAY (Thu, 2004 Oct 14) #1940: ALL THINGS CONSIDERED (Fri, 2004 Oct 15) #1941: IS IT MORNING (Sat, 2004 Oct 16) #1942: CONTEMPLATIONS OF MATT LEBLANC (Sun, 2004 Oct 17) #1943: WISHING (Mon, 2004 Oct 18) #1944: THE REGISTER (Tue, 2004 Oct 19) #1945: A POINT OF ORDER (Wed, 2004 Oct 20) #1946: TRANSHUMANIST MASCULINIST (Thu, 2004 Oct 21) #1947: POO DUCK (Fri, 2004 Oct 22) #1948: IN YER DREAMS (Sat, 2004 Oct 23) #1949: MY ELECTION PROMISE TO YOU (Sun, 2004 Oct 24) #1950: QUEENY LOVE (Mon, 2004 Oct 25) #1951: FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW (Tue, 2004 Oct 26) #1952: FUN FACT (Wed, 2004 Oct 27) #1953: SIDEWAYS CAT POO COILED UP ON A PLATE WITH STEAM RISING (Thu, 2004 Oct 28) #1954: BILL BIXBY (Fri, 2004 Oct 29) #1955: A SIMPLE PLAN (Sat, 2004 Oct 30) #1956: THE ADVENTUROUS TYPE (Sun, 2004 Oct 31) #1957: BEYOND THE MECHANICAL UNIVERSE (Mon, 2004 Nov 1) #1958: BUSH/CHENEY 2004 (Tue, 2004 Nov 2) #1959: DEAR PORNOGRAPHERS (Wed, 2004 Nov 3) #1960: ROCK THE VOTE (Thu, 2004 Nov 4) #1961: DEMOCRACY WORKS (A QUARTET) (Fri, 2004 Nov 5) #1962: WHY I WANT TO BE PRESIDENT (Sat, 2004 Nov 6) #1963: SARGE IS WAITING FOR YOU (Sun, 2004 Nov 7) #1964: THUS SPAKE ZARATHUSTRA (Mon, 2004 Nov 8) #1965: NEWS FLASH (Tue, 2004 Nov 9) #1966: THE EINSTEIN-ROSEN BRIDGE (Wed, 2004 Nov 10) #1967: NAUGHTY BITS (Thu, 2004 Nov 11) #1968: AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHY TIP (Fri, 2004 Nov 12) #1969: FRIGHTENING DISCLAIMER (Sat, 2004 Nov 13) #1970: NIPPING IT IN THE BUD (Sun, 2004 Nov 14) #1971: WONDER TWIN POWERS (Mon, 2004 Nov 15) #1972: GAY ABORTION (Tue, 2004 Nov 16) #1973: DOGCOW (Wed, 2004 Nov 17) #1974: THIRD WORLD BOOBS (Thu, 2004 Nov 18) #1975: HEAD START (Fri, 2004 Nov 19) #1976: RAPE KIT CHECKLIST (Sat, 2004 Nov 20) #1977: OUR REALDOLL (Sun, 2004 Nov 21) #1978: A FAT WANG (NOT THE OTHER THING) (Mon, 2004 Nov 22) #1979: DON'T GET MAD AT ME (Tue, 2004 Nov 23) #1980: KILL BILL (Wed, 2004 Nov 24) #1981: LOGICAL REASONING (Thu, 2004 Nov 25) #1982: Q (Fri, 2004 Nov 26) #1983: A GOOD FIFTEEN MINUTES (Sat, 2004 Nov 27) #1984: ONE OF OUR FRUIT MACHINES IS MISSING (Sun, 2004 Nov 28) #1985: METRICATING THE UAC (Mon, 2004 Nov 29) #1986: A CURE FOR ALCOHOLISM (Tue, 2004 Nov 30) #1987: FRANK ZAPPA EATS SHIT (Wed, 2004 Dec 1) #1988: WHAT IS FAT (Thu, 2004 Dec 2) #1989: COFFEE CAKE (Fri, 2004 Dec 3) #1990: SPIT PRODUCTION (Sat, 2004 Dec 4) #1991: MONA LISA IN DRAG (Sun, 2004 Dec 5) #1992: POO DOG (Mon, 2004 Dec 6) #1993: LAUNDRY LIST (Tue, 2004 Dec 7) #1994: RULE OF THUMB (Wed, 2004 Dec 8) #1995: ELECTION (Thu, 2004 Dec 9) #1996: NEW YORK, NEW YORK (Fri, 2004 Dec 10) #1997: RIGHT THING, WRONG NAME (Sat, 2004 Dec 11) #1998: PAGAN-NONPAGAN RATIO (Sun, 2004 Dec 12) #1999: YOUR STORIES SEQUENCE IN TELL (Mon, 2004 Dec 13) #2000: TIC-TAC-TOE IN C# (Tue, 2004 Dec 14) #2001: HOT OR NOT (Wed, 2004 Dec 15) #2002: QUALITY ENGINEER LEVEL III (Thu, 2004 Dec 16) #2003: SOCIOPOLITICAL ROCK BAND (Fri, 2004 Dec 17) #2004: NETHACK FOR RETARDS (Sat, 2004 Dec 18) #2005: URINE GOD (Sun, 2004 Dec 19) #2006: O MIGHTY GORK (Mon, 2004 Dec 20) #2007: ANOTHER HULK-RELATED INCIDENT (Tue, 2004 Dec 21) #2008: A LINK TO THE PAST INDEED (Wed, 2004 Dec 22) #2009: I, FUCKING BORING BIRD (Thu, 2004 Dec 23) #2010: TRACK 99 (Fri, 2004 Dec 24) #2011: POLITICS + SLASHDOT (Sat, 2004 Dec 25) #2012: YOSOMONO (Sun, 2004 Dec 26) #2013: A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME (Mon, 2004 Dec 27) #2014: THE UNICORN SCENE (Tue, 2004 Dec 28) #2015: SAY IT THREE TIMES FAST (Wed, 2004 Dec 29) #2016: CAN'T GET GOOD HELP THESE DAYS (Thu, 2004 Dec 30) #2017: THE DESERT ISLAND CRISIS (Fri, 2004 Dec 31) #2018: BLU (Sat, 2005 Jan 1) #2019: RAPE FINALLY (Sun, 2005 Jan 2) #2020: A NEW RULE (Mon, 2005 Jan 3) #2021: FANNIE MAE (Tue, 2005 Jan 4) #2022: REAL SEX (Wed, 2005 Jan 5) #2023: ARSENIC AND OLD PLASMA (Thu, 2005 Jan 6) #2024: DONALD DUNE (Fri, 2005 Jan 7) #2025: BEST PART OF QUEER EYE (Sat, 2005 Jan 8) #2026: COMMERCIAL SHIPPING LANE (Sun, 2005 Jan 9) #2027: GIRLS KISSING (Mon, 2005 Jan 10) #2028: LOOSE LIPS (Tue, 2005 Jan 11) #2029: SYNC TO HEAD (Wed, 2005 Jan 12) #2030: MAGNETIC NORTH (Thu, 2005 Jan 13) #2031: SURVIVING AIDS (Fri, 2005 Jan 14) #2032: LITTLE CHRISTIAN FISH (Sat, 2005 Jan 15) #2033: MANHUNT (Sun, 2005 Jan 16) #2034: THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD (Mon, 2005 Jan 17) #2035: WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW (Tue, 2005 Jan 18) #2036: VOTING FOR RALPH NADER (Wed, 2005 Jan 19) #2037: WHAT TO DO IN THE EVENT OF A BIOLOGICAL ATTACK (Thu, 2005 Jan 20) #2038: THEY'RE NOT HUMAN (Fri, 2005 Jan 21) #2039: THE POWER OF BLEACH (Sat, 2005 Jan 22) #2040: A LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT (Sun, 2005 Jan 23) #2041: REALLY GOOD HEAD (Mon, 2005 Jan 24) #2042: BEST MOVIE EVER (Tue, 2005 Jan 25) #2043: HAPPY NEW YEAR, LOVE, GARY RIDGEWAY (Wed, 2005 Jan 26) #2044: WELSH NEED NOT APPLY (Thu, 2005 Jan 27) #2045: YOUR COMPLETE ATTENTION (Fri, 2005 Jan 28) #2046: YOU WONDER WHAT (Sat, 2005 Jan 29) #2047: THE FLOORPLAN (Sun, 2005 Jan 30) #2048: JIZZ WAVES (Mon, 2005 Jan 31) #2049: THE OL' SUGGESTION BOX (Tue, 2005 Feb 1) #2050: POOR MICHAEL JACKSON (Wed, 2005 Feb 2) #2051: THE DISTINGUISHED SENATOR FROM MASSACHUSETTS (Thu, 2005 Feb 3) #2052: PROTEST (Fri, 2005 Feb 4) #2053: PROJECT RUNWAY (Sat, 2005 Feb 5) #2054: THE SECOND AMERICAN CIVIL WAR BEGINS AND ENDS (Sun, 2005 Feb 6) #2055: TSUNAMI THREAT (Mon, 2005 Feb 7) #2056: ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION (Tue, 2005 Feb 8) #2057: PINNING THE BLAME (Wed, 2005 Feb 9) #2058: PAC-MAN AND JESUS CHRIST (Thu, 2005 Feb 10) #2059: HALO 2 (Fri, 2005 Feb 11) #2060: SUFFRAGE (Sat, 2005 Feb 12) #2061: EVER SO HUMBLE (Sun, 2005 Feb 13) #2062: DEROGATORY (Mon, 2005 Feb 14) #2063: SWING (Tue, 2005 Feb 15) #2064: LIZ PHAIR (Wed, 2005 Feb 16) #2065: FEMALE VERSION OF ME (Thu, 2005 Feb 17) #2066: NO NATIONAL BOUNDARIES (Fri, 2005 Feb 18) #2067: SLASHDOT ON JON STEWART (Sat, 2005 Feb 19) #2068: AMERICAN DUTY (Sun, 2005 Feb 20) #2069: ROGER EBERT'S SIDEKICK (Mon, 2005 Feb 21) #2070: THE ANCIENTS (Tue, 2005 Feb 22) #2071: FAMILY FEUD (Wed, 2005 Feb 23) #2072: TURDUCKEN (Thu, 2005 Feb 24) #2073: BUSTED AGAIN FOR SOLICITATION (Fri, 2005 Feb 25) #2074: O, CANADA (Sat, 2005 Feb 26) #2075: AND WIN A PRIZE (Sun, 2005 Feb 27) #2076: ANY RESEMBLANCE TO HARLAN ELLISON IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL (Mon, 2005 Feb 28) #2077: OXYCLEAN (Tue, 2005 Mar 1) #2078: TSUNAMI DEATH TOLL (Wed, 2005 Mar 2) #2079: TATTOO IDEA (Thu, 2005 Mar 3) #2080: CALM DOWN OFFICER (Fri, 2005 Mar 4) #2081: THE PATRIOT ACT (Sat, 2005 Mar 5) #2082: LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT (Sun, 2005 Mar 6) #2083: POOR MARK JEN (Mon, 2005 Mar 7) #2084: EVERY TIME A BELL RINGS (Tue, 2005 Mar 8) #2085: FAT ACTRESS (Wed, 2005 Mar 9) #2086: ALBANIA (Thu, 2005 Mar 10) #2087: W-W-WHAT (Fri, 2005 Mar 11) #2088: NOT ENOUGH ROUGHAGE (Sat, 2005 Mar 12) #2089: YOU VS. WORLD (Sun, 2005 Mar 13) #2090: BFGS IN HELL (Mon, 2005 Mar 14) #2091: TWENTY REASONS WHY VIDEO GAMES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN (Tue, 2005 Mar 15) #2092: ENDLESS TECHNO (Wed, 2005 Mar 16) #2093: OVER THIS (Thu, 2005 Mar 17) #2094: SIGN THE GUESTBOOK (Fri, 2005 Mar 18) #2095: A FEMINIST'S THOUGHTS ON PROSTITUTION (Sat, 2005 Mar 19) #2096: VALENTINE'S DAY (Sun, 2005 Mar 20) #2097: THE FIRST AND FOURTH SPICE GIRLS (Mon, 2005 Mar 21) #2098: SPIDER-MAN (Tue, 2005 Mar 22) #2099: WOMEN FROM SPAIN (Wed, 2005 Mar 23) #2100: COMMENTARY ON ROBERT BLAKE BY A FLEA (Thu, 2005 Mar 24) #2101: TEST DRIVE (Fri, 2005 Mar 25) #2102: THE TERRI SCHIAVO CASE (Sat, 2005 Mar 26) #2103: BLOGGERS RIGHTS (Sun, 2005 Mar 27) #2104: MOUNTAIN DEW PYRAMID (Mon, 2005 Mar 28) #2105: MD5 AND SHA1 EXPLOITS (Tue, 2005 Mar 29) #2106: DON'T PANIC (Wed, 2005 Mar 30) #2107: TAYLOR HAYES (Thu, 2005 Mar 31) #2108: EVERYBODY ON THE TRAIN (Fri, 2005 Apr 1) #2109: YOU CAN'T RAPE A SLUT (Sat, 2005 Apr 2) #2110: NAME THAT SONG (Sun, 2005 Apr 3) #2111: L.A. CONFIDENTIAL NON SEQUITUR (Mon, 2005 Apr 4) #2112: ACRONYMS (Tue, 2005 Apr 5) #2113: THE WAR ON POO (Wed, 2005 Apr 6) #2114: ANAL BACON (Thu, 2005 Apr 7) #2115: JINGLE (Fri, 2005 Apr 8) #2116: LIFE ON MARS (Sat, 2005 Apr 9) #2117: UNF (Sun, 2005 Apr 10) #2118: A NAP IS REQUIRED (Mon, 2005 Apr 11) #2119: AN AARDVARK JOINS THE NTF (Tue, 2005 Apr 12) #2120: AND A HANDBAG (Wed, 2005 Apr 13) #2121: NAME THAT APHORISM (Thu, 2005 Apr 14) #2122: NINE DOLLARS A WEEK (Fri, 2005 Apr 15) #2123: REASON TO BUY A TREO #329 (Sat, 2005 Apr 16) #2124: LOW CARB CRAZE (Sun, 2005 Apr 17) #2125: SLIM-FAST (Mon, 2005 Apr 18) #2126: FRUITFLIES (Tue, 2005 Apr 19) #2127: HOW DECISIONS GET MADE AT TIVO (Wed, 2005 Apr 20) #2128: HOMOSEXUAL PROMISCUITY (Thu, 2005 Apr 21) #2129: BITKEEPER (Fri, 2005 Apr 22) #2130: POPE BENEDICT XVI (Sat, 2005 Apr 23) #2131: GEFORCE 6800 GT (Sun, 2005 Apr 24) #2132: VIVE LA FRANCE (Mon, 2005 Apr 25) #2133: ONCE YOU DIP (Tue, 2005 Apr 26) #2134: VIDEO STRIP POKER (Wed, 2005 Apr 27) #2135: KATAMARI DAMACY (Thu, 2005 Apr 28) #2136: PUTTING MICHAEL MOORE TO GOOD USE (Fri, 2005 Apr 29) #2137: WHAT A NIGHT (Sat, 2005 Apr 30) #2138: NAPSTER (Sun, 2005 May 1) #2139: GAY FIREMEN (Mon, 2005 May 2) #2140: PLAN TO FAIL OR FAIL TO PLAN (Tue, 2005 May 3) #2141: HENRY V (Wed, 2005 May 4) #2142: THE FUTURE (Thu, 2005 May 5) #2143: FREE AS IN (Fri, 2005 May 6) #2144: GUYS WITH TONGUE PIERCINGS (Sat, 2005 May 7) #2145: AND IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE ELECTIONS ARE HELD TWO YEARS EARLIER (Sun, 2005 May 8) #2146: WHAT YOU NEED IS A WIKI (Mon, 2005 May 9) #2147: WE MUST BELIEVE IN MAGIC (Tue, 2005 May 10) #2148: THE PROSTITUTE HAS A SIMPLE REQUEST BEFORE YOU BEGIN (Wed, 2005 May 11) #2149: CONTACT (Thu, 2005 May 12) #2150: EASTER ISLAND MYSTERY SOLVED (Fri, 2005 May 13) #2151: JOINT OPERATIONS: ESCALATION (Sat, 2005 May 14) #2152: A BIBLE LESSON (Sun, 2005 May 15) #2153: (NOT) PROOF OF GOD (Mon, 2005 May 16) #2154: SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS (Tue, 2005 May 17) #2155: SUPERNOVA (Wed, 2005 May 18) #2156: TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (Thu, 2005 May 19) #2157: MICHAEL MOORE ATE AMERICA (Fri, 2005 May 20) #2158: I WANT YOUR SEX (Sat, 2005 May 21) #2159: HAGGLING (Sun, 2005 May 22) #2160: VANESSA DEL RIO (Mon, 2005 May 23) #2161: THAT U2 SONG (Tue, 2005 May 24) #2162: INTERNATIONALIZATION AND LOCALIZATION (Wed, 2005 May 25) #2163: SECOND WORST (Thu, 2005 May 26) #2164: AL FRANKEN (Fri, 2005 May 27) #2165: THE REAL STORY OF HOW NEWTON DISCOVERED GRAVITY (Sat, 2005 May 28) #2166: MENSA (Sun, 2005 May 29) #2167: PYROKINESIS (SORT OF) (Mon, 2005 May 30) #2168: JANE FONDA (Tue, 2005 May 31) #2169: PUT A FORK IN HIM (Wed, 2005 Jun 1) #2170: DAVE CHAPPELLE (Thu, 2005 Jun 2) #2171: INTO THE WEST (Fri, 2005 Jun 3) #2172: KATE BUSH (Sat, 2005 Jun 4) #2173: QUICK TIP (Sun, 2005 Jun 5) #2174: NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER (Mon, 2005 Jun 6) #2175: IF IT WASN'T FOR DRINKING (Tue, 2005 Jun 7) #2176: FLESHLIGHT (Wed, 2005 Jun 8) #2177: A SLOW DETERIORATION (Thu, 2005 Jun 9) #2178: HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR (Fri, 2005 Jun 10) #2179: CIVIL PROTECTION (Sat, 2005 Jun 11) #2180: GOBSMACKED (Sun, 2005 Jun 12) #2181: FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE JEWS (Mon, 2005 Jun 13) #2182: WANTED: GEORGE LUCAS (Tue, 2005 Jun 14) #2183: FORTNIGHT (Wed, 2005 Jun 15) #2184: MY SUPERHERO NAME (Thu, 2005 Jun 16) #2185: ME AND THE FISH (Fri, 2005 Jun 17) #2186: A NEW IDEA FOR A REALITY TELEVISION SHOW (Sat, 2005 Jun 18) #2187: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE NEW WORD (Sun, 2005 Jun 19) #2188: DON'T HATE THE PLAYER (Mon, 2005 Jun 20) #2189: REFACTORING (Tue, 2005 Jun 21) #2190: RADICAL HYSTERECTOMY (Wed, 2005 Jun 22) #2191: THE UNITED NATIONS (Thu, 2005 Jun 23) #2192: A BRILLIANT PLAN (Fri, 2005 Jun 24) #2193: JESUS BUTTON (Sat, 2005 Jun 25) #2194: ARE YOU RECORDING THIS (Sun, 2005 Jun 26) #2195: THE GOLDFISH IS MERELY INTENDED TO BE ILLUSTRATIVE (Mon, 2005 Jun 27) #2196: SUMMER HOMES (Tue, 2005 Jun 28) #2197: VACUUM CLEANER BAGS AND AA BATTERIES (Wed, 2005 Jun 29) #2198: FAGS WITH BEAKS (Thu, 2005 Jun 30) #2199: BEST PART ABOUT HIPPIES (Fri, 2005 Jul 1) #2200: ROBOCOP MALFUNCTION (Sat, 2005 Jul 2) #2201: MEMORY AID (Sun, 2005 Jul 3) #2202: DEEP IMPACT (Mon, 2005 Jul 4) #2203: THE AYES HAVE IT (Tue, 2005 Jul 5) #2204: DON'T FORGET AHMET AND DIVA (Wed, 2005 Jul 6) #2205: FETISH CATEGORIES (Thu, 2005 Jul 7) #2206: FREAKING TURTLE (Fri, 2005 Jul 8) #2207: BATTLECRUISER MILLENNIUM (Sat, 2005 Jul 9) #2208: SYRIAN-SHIVAN CONNECTION (Sun, 2005 Jul 10) #2209: EXPECTING IT TO BE COOL (Mon, 2005 Jul 11) #2210: W.W.C.J.D. (Tue, 2005 Jul 12) #2211: YOU'RE HURTING ME (Wed, 2005 Jul 13) #2212: BEING BOBBY BROWN (Thu, 2005 Jul 14) #2213: DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION (Fri, 2005 Jul 15) #2214: DOWN LOW (Sat, 2005 Jul 16) #2215: PUSH TO TALK (Sun, 2005 Jul 17) #2216: SOLIDARITY (Mon, 2005 Jul 18) #2217: TOO HOT (Tue, 2005 Jul 19) #2218: WIKI/BLOG (Wed, 2005 Jul 20) #2219: POOR BIANCA TRUMP (Thu, 2005 Jul 21) #2220: DICTION (Fri, 2005 Jul 22) #2221: FREE MUMIA (Sat, 2005 Jul 23) #2222: THE BEST THING ABOUT BLOGS (Sun, 2005 Jul 24) #2223: GRAINY GREEN VIDEO (Mon, 2005 Jul 25) #2224: CHALUPA (Tue, 2005 Jul 26) #2225: A NEW BARYON HAS BEEN DISCOVERED (Wed, 2005 Jul 27) #2226: ODE TO ____ (Thu, 2005 Jul 28) #2227: MAJOR STRIDES (Fri, 2005 Jul 29) #2228: THE ROLE OF MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN AND THEIR HAIR IN CONTEMPORARY AMERICAN SOCIETY (Sat, 2005 Jul 30) #2229: NO PAPERS (Sun, 2005 Jul 31) #2230: EAT UP (Mon, 2005 Aug 1) #2231: AND THE BIRD WAS NEVER SEEN OR HEARD FROM AGAIN (Tue, 2005 Aug 2) #2232: PRESUMPTIVE POSITIVE (Wed, 2005 Aug 3) #2233: THE LAZIEST FONT DESIGNER EVER (Thu, 2005 Aug 4) #2234: IT (Fri, 2005 Aug 5) #2235: THE PROVERBIAL EPICENTER (Sat, 2005 Aug 6) #2236: NASCAR FANS (Sun, 2005 Aug 7) #2237: AWAY (Mon, 2005 Aug 8) #2238: YOUR APOLOGY (Tue, 2005 Aug 9) #2239: THE QUESTION YOU ACTUALLY HEAR (Wed, 2005 Aug 10) #2240: EDDIE MURPHY RAW (Thu, 2005 Aug 11) #2241: YOU'D BETTER FIND A WAY (Fri, 2005 Aug 12) #2242: LYON'S DEN SUCKED (Sat, 2005 Aug 13) #2243: THE OLD "SHE SAID HELLO" DEFENSE (Sun, 2005 Aug 14) #2244: FAT CAMP (Mon, 2005 Aug 15) #2245: CAB MONEY AND A HUG (Tue, 2005 Aug 16) #2246: TO THE LIONS (Wed, 2005 Aug 17) #2247: ARTILLERY ON YOUR POSITION (Thu, 2005 Aug 18) #2248: EMPOWERED WOMAN (Fri, 2005 Aug 19) #2249: NEWS FROM CERN (Sat, 2005 Aug 20) #2250: SEMANTIC ARGUMENT (Sun, 2005 Aug 21) #2251: STRAIGHT OUTTA GANTON (Mon, 2005 Aug 22) #2252: HOWIE MANDEL (Tue, 2005 Aug 23) #2253: PINCHED NERVE (Wed, 2005 Aug 24) #2254: MARRY ME OR ELSE (Thu, 2005 Aug 25) #2255: MYTHBUSTERS MOLESTATION (Fri, 2005 Aug 26) #2256: A TRIBUTE TO JON STEWART (Sat, 2005 Aug 27) #2257: THEM (Sun, 2005 Aug 28) #2258: THIRD GRADE (Mon, 2005 Aug 29) #2259: SANTA CLAUS, JESUS CHRIST, WHO'S COUNTING (Tue, 2005 Aug 30) #2260: READING RAINBOW (Wed, 2005 Aug 31) #2261: HURRICANE KATRINA (Thu, 2005 Sep 1) #2262: PROOF OF GOD (Fri, 2005 Sep 2) #2263: HURRICANE NAMES (Sat, 2005 Sep 3) #2264: EDIT WARS (Sun, 2005 Sep 4) #2265: WIFEBEATERS (Mon, 2005 Sep 5) #2266: CUT IT OUT PLEASE (Tue, 2005 Sep 6) #2267: A HO-HO INSPIRED THEOLOGICAL DILEMMA (Wed, 2005 Sep 7) #2268: GO AWAY JARED (Thu, 2005 Sep 8) #2269: ATTENTION GOTH MALES (Fri, 2005 Sep 9) #2270: POSITIVE TEENAGE JUNKIE HOOKERS (Sat, 2005 Sep 10) #2271: ROUNDERS (Sun, 2005 Sep 11) #2272: MOLESTOCRACY (Mon, 2005 Sep 12) #2273: EMPOWERMENT THROUGH WORDS (Tue, 2005 Sep 13) #2274: THE FOUR FOOD GROUPS (Wed, 2005 Sep 14) #2275: MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE (Thu, 2005 Sep 15) #2276: GERMANS (Fri, 2005 Sep 16) #2277: SITCOM (Sat, 2005 Sep 17) #2278: SAVED BY A STRANGER (Sun, 2005 Sep 18) #2279: I FAVOR PUFFY REGISTRATION (Mon, 2005 Sep 19) #2280: ISLE VS. AISLE (Tue, 2005 Sep 20) #2281: CLOUDWATCHING (Wed, 2005 Sep 21) #2282: LAXATIVE ABUSE (Thu, 2005 Sep 22) #2283: RETRIBUTION (Fri, 2005 Sep 23) #2284: NOBODY KNOWS (Sat, 2005 Sep 24) #2285: GRID AIDS (Sun, 2005 Sep 25) #2286: I WANT OFF (Mon, 2005 Sep 26) #2287: JUST IN CASE (Tue, 2005 Sep 27) #2288: CUDDLE PARTY (Wed, 2005 Sep 28) #2289: MY GREATEST ASSET (Thu, 2005 Sep 29) #2290: LISA FROM THE BLOODHOUND GANG (Fri, 2005 Sep 30) #2291: JOHN TURTURRO (Sat, 2005 Oct 1) #2292: ROMPER STOMPER AND L.A. CONFIDENTIAL (Sun, 2005 Oct 2) #2293: HITLER CLONES (Mon, 2005 Oct 3) #2294: DOUBTS (Tue, 2005 Oct 4) #2295: REMEMBER THE ALAMO (Wed, 2005 Oct 5) #2296: PEOPLE'S LIBERATION ARMY (Thu, 2005 Oct 6) #2297: GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING (Fri, 2005 Oct 7) #2298: DOOM TICKETS (Sat, 2005 Oct 8) #2299: THE NEW FREE (Sun, 2005 Oct 9) #2300: NECK AND NECK (Mon, 2005 Oct 10) #2301: FLOPPED THE NUTS (Tue, 2005 Oct 11) #2302: USELESS DUMP OF A MOVIE (Wed, 2005 Oct 12) #2303: CONSPIRACY DUCK: COMMENTS (Thu, 2005 Oct 13) #2304: CONFLICT DIAMONDS (Fri, 2005 Oct 14) #2305: CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA (Sat, 2005 Oct 15) #2306: PIZZA AND BEER (Sun, 2005 Oct 16) #2307: UNRESTRAINED ID (Mon, 2005 Oct 17) #2308: D.P. (Tue, 2005 Oct 18) #2309: CALL GIRL VS. HOOKER (Wed, 2005 Oct 19) #2310: A BETTER MAN (Thu, 2005 Oct 20) #2311: STROGG ALPHABET (Fri, 2005 Oct 21) #2312: SPIELBERG JOINS EA (Sat, 2005 Oct 22) #2313: ESCALATION (Sun, 2005 Oct 23) #2314: BIRD FLU (Mon, 2005 Oct 24) #2315: KATHY GRIFFIN HOSTS (Tue, 2005 Oct 25) #2316: WIKIPEDIANS (Wed, 2005 Oct 26) #2317: BITCHES (Thu, 2005 Oct 27) #2318: CODE NAMES (Fri, 2005 Oct 28) #2319: BETTY PAGE (Sat, 2005 Oct 29) #2320: GOD INVENTED TOILETS (Sun, 2005 Oct 30) #2321: WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT BEER (Mon, 2005 Oct 31) #2322: PLUTO (Tue, 2005 Nov 1) #2323: GLBT (Wed, 2005 Nov 2) #2324: THROAT CANCER (Thu, 2005 Nov 3) #2325: EHARMONY (Fri, 2005 Nov 4) #2326: ANNE RICE (Sat, 2005 Nov 5) #2327: FINGERNAILS (Sun, 2005 Nov 6) #2328: A DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTION (Mon, 2005 Nov 7) #2329: MITOCHONDRIAL EVE (Tue, 2005 Nov 8) #2330: A BRILLIANT MARKETING CAMPAIGN IF EVER THERE WAS ONE (Wed, 2005 Nov 9) #2331: BONERVILLE (Thu, 2005 Nov 10) #2332: RETURN OF THE KING TAKEAWAY (Fri, 2005 Nov 11) #2333: DEAR FRANCE (Sat, 2005 Nov 12) #2334: ODE TO SPAMCOP (Sun, 2005 Nov 13) #2335: MEMETICS (Mon, 2005 Nov 14) #2336: GAY COWBOYS (Tue, 2005 Nov 15) #2337: PREGNANT CHICK PORN (Wed, 2005 Nov 16) #2338: MARIO SEZ (Thu, 2005 Nov 17) #2339: 101ST (Fri, 2005 Nov 18) #2340: ENOUGH SAID (Sat, 2005 Nov 19) #2341: MISQUOTING FLAVA FLAV (Sun, 2005 Nov 20) #2342: JON B. (Mon, 2005 Nov 21) #2343: A LAST REQUEST (Tue, 2005 Nov 22) #2344: ADELE STEPHENS' MOUSTACHE (Wed, 2005 Nov 23) #2345: TROUBLE GETTING DATES (Thu, 2005 Nov 24) #2346: DENISE CROSBY (Fri, 2005 Nov 25) #2347: VISUALIZE THIS (Sat, 2005 Nov 26) #2348: THE PORN CLAM ON: MR. MARCUS (Sun, 2005 Nov 27) #2349: UNTITLED II (Mon, 2005 Nov 28) #2350: ERGONOMIC KEYBOARD (Tue, 2005 Nov 29) #2351: WIPEOUT PURE (Wed, 2005 Nov 30) #2352: RENT (Thu, 2005 Dec 1) #2353: STROGGOS WAR (Fri, 2005 Dec 2) #2354: DRUG DEAL (Sat, 2005 Dec 3) #2355: XBOX 360 (Sun, 2005 Dec 4) #2356: EMPEROR PENGUIN (Mon, 2005 Dec 5) #2357: WHAT I LEARNED FROM EVERQUEST (Tue, 2005 Dec 6) #2358: SUPERHERO NAME (Wed, 2005 Dec 7) #2359: LIVE 8 (Thu, 2005 Dec 8) #2360: MARTIAL ARTS (Fri, 2005 Dec 9) #2361: BONO'S POLITICAL INSIGHT (Sat, 2005 Dec 10) #2362: SQUIGGLIES REDUX (Sun, 2005 Dec 11) #2363: DRAGONSLAYER (Mon, 2005 Dec 12) #2364: HATE THE GAME (Tue, 2005 Dec 13) #2365: POLYAMORY IS A GYP (Wed, 2005 Dec 14) #2366: JUGGLER (Thu, 2005 Dec 15) #2367: CARNITAS BURRITO (Fri, 2005 Dec 16) #2368: BOBBY BROWN CHRISTMAS SPECIAL (Sat, 2005 Dec 17) #2369: ROUND AND BROWN (Sun, 2005 Dec 18) #2370: CAN'T STOP PISSING (Mon, 2005 Dec 19) #2371: POLAND (Tue, 2005 Dec 20) #2372: POOR LEO (Wed, 2005 Dec 21) #2373: TRUE RMS (Thu, 2005 Dec 22) #2374: PURPLE FINGERS (Fri, 2005 Dec 23) #2375: FROSTY THE SNOWMAN (Sat, 2005 Dec 24) #2376: TUBGIRL (Sun, 2005 Dec 25) #2377: PLAY BY PLAY ACTION (Mon, 2005 Dec 26) #2378: BILL FOLD (Tue, 2005 Dec 27) #2379: ROW AND SACK (Wed, 2005 Dec 28) #2380: DUMB IN THE TITS (Thu, 2005 Dec 29) #2381: REGISTERED INDEPENDENT (Fri, 2005 Dec 30) #2382: GOOGLE FAGGOTS (Sat, 2005 Dec 31) #2383: YUSUF ISLAM (Sun, 2006 Jan 1) #2384: THIS ONE'S PURPLE (Mon, 2006 Jan 2) #2385: WITH MY MIND (Tue, 2006 Jan 3) #2386: JODY WATLEY'S SISTER (Wed, 2006 Jan 4) #2387: SELF-DIAGNOSIS (Thu, 2006 Jan 5) #2388: HOROSCOPES (Fri, 2006 Jan 6) #2389: HEAT (Sat, 2006 Jan 7) #2390: EDDIE IZZARD (Sun, 2006 Jan 8) #2391: WHICH DRAGON FROM ADVENTURE (Mon, 2006 Jan 9) #2392: INTELLIGENT DESIGN (Tue, 2006 Jan 10) #2393: BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (Wed, 2006 Jan 11) #2394: CHOPPY (Thu, 2006 Jan 12) #2395: IT'S THE ANSWER BEAR III (Fri, 2006 Jan 13) #2396: THE FREAKY YELLOW SUBMARINE LOOKING CREATURE (Sat, 2006 Jan 14) #2397: AND THE LORD SAID (Sun, 2006 Jan 15) #2398: SO THIS IS ME (Mon, 2006 Jan 16) #2399: GRAVY (Tue, 2006 Jan 17) #2400: GO THEN FLUSH NOT FLUSH THEN GO (Wed, 2006 Jan 18) #2401: HURRICANE THREAT (Thu, 2006 Jan 19) #2402: ANIMALCULE (Fri, 2006 Jan 20) #2403: PILLOW (Sat, 2006 Jan 21) #2404: NECK CRICK (Sun, 2006 Jan 22) #2405: SEX SCENES (Mon, 2006 Jan 23) #2406: THE JOKE THAT MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO UNDERSTAND (Tue, 2006 Jan 24) #2407: BEST PART ABOUT DRINKING (Wed, 2006 Jan 25) #2408: SEE YA LATER ALLIGATOR (Thu, 2006 Jan 26) #2409: SPANKY THE DRAGON (Fri, 2006 Jan 27) #2410: WRITE AN RFC (Sat, 2006 Jan 28) #2411: A CHRISTIAN DILEMMA (Sun, 2006 Jan 29) #2412: HAMSTER DANCE (Mon, 2006 Jan 30) #2413: NOT LIKE NEVERLAND RANCH (Tue, 2006 Jan 31) #2414: PORCUPINE BALLS (Wed, 2006 Feb 1) #2415: PERFECT NUMBERS (Thu, 2006 Feb 2) #2416: THEY MIGHT BE GAY (Fri, 2006 Feb 3) #2417: A FAST CAR AND OUR PUNCHING FISTS (Sat, 2006 Feb 4) #2418: FUNNIER THAN THE DAILY SHOW 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BLOG BETTER (Sun, 2006 Mar 26) #2468: QUEBEC (Mon, 2006 Mar 27) #2469: LEMONS (Tue, 2006 Mar 28) #2470: FOR SENATE (Wed, 2006 Mar 29) #2471: MISANTHROPIC BITCH (Thu, 2006 Mar 30) #2472: CANADIAN EXTRADITION LAW (Fri, 2006 Mar 31) #2473: BIOZEMINADES (Sat, 2006 Apr 1) #2474: PROPHYLACTICALLY (Sun, 2006 Apr 2) #2475: TOWEL OR WETNAP (Mon, 2006 Apr 3) #2476: SINS OF OMISSION ON THE STAND (Tue, 2006 Apr 4) #2477: SCRUBS: A FINAL REVISIT (Wed, 2006 Apr 5) #2478: THE DUTCH (Thu, 2006 Apr 6) #2479: COCCYX (Fri, 2006 Apr 7) #2480: JEW PRAYER (Sat, 2006 Apr 8) #2481: MORE LIKE CATHY DONGERS (Sun, 2006 Apr 9) #2482: CLASSY STAGE NAMES (Mon, 2006 Apr 10) #2483: LIKE A FOUNTAIN (Tue, 2006 Apr 11) #2484: EXQUISITE CREATURES (Wed, 2006 Apr 12) #2485: B2B (Thu, 2006 Apr 13) #2486: TEAPOT (Fri, 2006 Apr 14) #2487: APRIL FOOL'S ON WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2006 Apr 15) #2488: CASSINI-HUYGENS (Sun, 2006 Apr 16) #2489: ALL GOOD MUSLIMS (Mon, 2006 Apr 17) #2490: CHOCOLATE CITY (Tue, 2006 Apr 18) #2491: RETARDED AMERICA (Wed, 2006 Apr 19) #2492: SOMETHING FOR NOTHING (Thu, 2006 Apr 20) #2493: TOUCHING AND STOPPING (Fri, 2006 Apr 21) #2494: VEGAS (Sat, 2006 Apr 22) #2495: THE CRIMINALIZATION OF EVANGELIZATION (Sun, 2006 Apr 23) #2496: WWU93D (Mon, 2006 Apr 24) #2497: THAT OLD ONE (Tue, 2006 Apr 25) #2498: YAH MULE (Wed, 2006 Apr 26) #2499: BREAKING NEWS (Thu, 2006 Apr 27) #2500: CONSPIRACY DUCK: CHICAGO PORT FIRE (Fri, 2006 Apr 28) #2501: THE PERFECT WOMAN (Sat, 2006 Apr 29) #2502: SHORT PANTS (Sun, 2006 Apr 30) #2503: YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE (Mon, 2006 May 1) #2504: GENDER ROLES (Tue, 2006 May 2) #2505: SOMETIMES THE ANSWER IS NO (Wed, 2006 May 3) #2506: TEDDY RUXPIN (Thu, 2006 May 4) #2507: IT'S RAINING AGAIN (Fri, 2006 May 5) #2508: NEED FOR SPEED: MOST WANTED (Sat, 2006 May 6) #2509: A2M2A2M2A2M2C (Sun, 2006 May 7) #2510: GPL VERSION 3 (Mon, 2006 May 8) #2511: GAS RELEASE (Tue, 2006 May 9) #2512: VEGETARIAN (Wed, 2006 May 10) #2513: A PHRASE GUARANTEED NEVER TO HAVE BEEN USED BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANKIND (Thu, 2006 May 11) #2514: ADINA HOWARD (Fri, 2006 May 12) #2515: SOCCER (Sat, 2006 May 13) #2516: HOLIDAY MEAL (Sun, 2006 May 14) #2517: FRED FRIENDLY SEMINAR (Mon, 2006 May 15) #2518: FACE OFF (Tue, 2006 May 16) #2519: BRING YOUR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT TO WORK DAY (Wed, 2006 May 17) #2520: THE LEGEND OF THE RED DRAGON (Thu, 2006 May 18) #2521: KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL (Fri, 2006 May 19) #2522: BLOGROLL (Sat, 2006 May 20) #2523: A VERY SPECIAL WILL AND GRACE (Sun, 2006 May 21) #2524: AKEELAH AND THE BEE (Mon, 2006 May 22) #2525: WIKIPEDIA USER CHANGELOGS (Tue, 2006 May 23) #2526: WEST WING CANCELLED (Wed, 2006 May 24) #2527: BRAVO (Thu, 2006 May 25) #2528: THE FIRST DAY (Fri, 2006 May 26) #2529: EXTRA CHARACTER (Sat, 2006 May 27) #2530: SOCKS: THE FINAL WORD (Sun, 2006 May 28) #2531: FIGHT OR DIE (Mon, 2006 May 29) #2532: THE NASONEX BEE (Tue, 2006 May 30) #2533: INVISIBLE MAN (Wed, 2006 May 31) #2534: AGREEMENT AND NUANCE (Thu, 2006 Jun 1) #2535: STONER DEEP (Fri, 2006 Jun 2) #2536: KING OF ALL COSMOS (Sat, 2006 Jun 3) #2537: BLOG STOCKS (Sun, 2006 Jun 4) #2538: THE CASE OF THE BAGEL (Mon, 2006 Jun 5) #2539: EVERYBODY BREAKS (Tue, 2006 Jun 6) #2540: KAMI (Wed, 2006 Jun 7) #2541: GAYDAR (Thu, 2006 Jun 8) #2542: INFORMATION IS AN ENTITY WHICH HAS WANTS AND DESIRES (Fri, 2006 Jun 9) #2543: PORN OR NO PORN (Sat, 2006 Jun 10) #2544: DAVE NAVARRO WE HARDLY KNEW YE (Sun, 2006 Jun 11) #2545: I LIKE PORN (Mon, 2006 Jun 12) #2546: CLOSE TO CRYING (Tue, 2006 Jun 13) #2547: COUNTER-STRIKE QUOTES (Wed, 2006 Jun 14) #2548: GO FEVER (Thu, 2006 Jun 15) #2549: GARBAGE COLLECTOR (Fri, 2006 Jun 16) #2550: DRINKY BIRD (Sat, 2006 Jun 17) #2551: HEADACHE (Sun, 2006 Jun 18) #2552: STRIPPER ADVICE (Mon, 2006 Jun 19) #2553: MY SUPERPOWER (Tue, 2006 Jun 20) #2554: CESIUM (Wed, 2006 Jun 21) #2555: GAY NUMBERS (Thu, 2006 Jun 22) #2556: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE TUNGUSKA EVENT (Fri, 2006 Jun 23) #2557: MARC DAVIS (Sat, 2006 Jun 24) #2558: ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE BLOGS (Sun, 2006 Jun 25) #2559: PARISIANS (Mon, 2006 Jun 26) #2560: ODE TO ZARQAWI (Tue, 2006 Jun 27) #2561: PORN STAR FEELINGS (Wed, 2006 Jun 28) #2562: A SERIOUS QUESTION (Thu, 2006 Jun 29) #2563: FAGTARDED (Fri, 2006 Jun 30) #2564: THE LEAST COHERENT ASCII ART FART YET (Sat, 2006 Jul 1) #2565: CLOSING ARGUMENTS (Sun, 2006 Jul 2) #2566: RENT SYNOPSIS (Mon, 2006 Jul 3) #2567: GAY DEAF BLOGGER (Tue, 2006 Jul 4) #2568: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA (Wed, 2006 Jul 5) #2569: FERMAT'S LAST THEOREM (Thu, 2006 Jul 6) #2570: KIRSTIE ALLEY (Fri, 2006 Jul 7) #2571: GLO-STICK CAPERS (Sat, 2006 Jul 8) #2572: BIG TRAK (Sun, 2006 Jul 9) #2573: POKER TOURNAMENT RESULTS (Mon, 2006 Jul 10) #2574: INTELLECTUAL CHALLENGE (Tue, 2006 Jul 11) #2575: FORK (Wed, 2006 Jul 12) #2576: DROP THE HATE (Thu, 2006 Jul 13) #2577: SCHADENFREUDE (Fri, 2006 Jul 14) #2578: THE OLD SHINY THINGS TRICK (Sat, 2006 Jul 15) #2579: A BELL RINGS (Sun, 2006 Jul 16) #2580: HEZBOLLAH (Mon, 2006 Jul 17) #2581: NOT TALKING ABOUT ISLAM (Tue, 2006 Jul 18) #2582: P'S AND Q'S (Wed, 2006 Jul 19) #2583: A BOTTLE OF JESUS JUICE (Thu, 2006 Jul 20) #2584: THE QUEEN AND HER HUSBAND (Fri, 2006 Jul 21) #2585: ATLAS SHRUGGED (Sat, 2006 Jul 22) #2586: QUALITY ASSURANCE (Sun, 2006 Jul 23) #2587: THE RAMEN WISH (Mon, 2006 Jul 24) #2588: THE LEBONESE-LESBIAN CONNECTION (Tue, 2006 Jul 25) #2589: TOO HOT REDUX (Wed, 2006 Jul 26) #2590: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION (Thu, 2006 Jul 27) #2591: INSPECTED BY (Fri, 2006 Jul 28) #2592: PLUTO'S NEW MOONS (Sat, 2006 Jul 29) #2593: MEMENTS (Sun, 2006 Jul 30) #2594: SEMANTIC ARGUMENTS (Mon, 2006 Jul 31) #2595: DEAR EUROPE (Tue, 2006 Aug 1) #2596: GROUNDED (Wed, 2006 Aug 2) #2597: GANG BANG PORN (Thu, 2006 Aug 3) #2598: STROGANOFF (Fri, 2006 Aug 4) #2599: DRINK OR HOARD (Sat, 2006 Aug 5) #2600: TRAITOR (Sun, 2006 Aug 6) #2601: RETARDED (Mon, 2006 Aug 7) #2602: THE GAZA STRIP (Tue, 2006 Aug 8) #2603: RHYMES LIKE WEIGHT (Wed, 2006 Aug 9) #2604: BRANSON, MISSOURI (Thu, 2006 Aug 10) #2605: WHEN IN ROME (Fri, 2006 Aug 11) #2606: A GAY FROG (Sat, 2006 Aug 12) #2607: PIXAR PRESENTS (Sun, 2006 Aug 13) #2608: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY (Mon, 2006 Aug 14) #2609: PSEUDOINTELLECTUALISM (Tue, 2006 Aug 15) #2610: AMBER ALERT (Wed, 2006 Aug 16) #2611: 4400 (Thu, 2006 Aug 17) #2612: HONESTY AT LAST (Fri, 2006 Aug 18) #2613: FARTING (Sat, 2006 Aug 19) #2614: DO YOU (Sun, 2006 Aug 20) #2615: GOOD KITTY OR BAD KITTY (Mon, 2006 Aug 21) #2616: ANIME GIRL (Tue, 2006 Aug 22) #2617: DEPARTMENT OF WELLNESS (Wed, 2006 Aug 23) #2618: MYTHBUSTERS CRITIQUE (Thu, 2006 Aug 24) #2619: BLOODSTAINS (Fri, 2006 Aug 25) #2620: SOCIAL NETWORKS (Sat, 2006 Aug 26) #2621: ON THE MARKET (Sun, 2006 Aug 27) #2622: DRUNK (Mon, 2006 Aug 28) #2623: CRIMSON TIDE (Tue, 2006 Aug 29) #2624: DEFINITELY BAD KITTY (Wed, 2006 Aug 30) #2625: STICK TO 4X GAMES (Thu, 2006 Aug 31) #2626: SAID THE MOUTH (Fri, 2006 Sep 1) #2627: DIAVLOG (Sat, 2006 Sep 2) #2628: FONT CHOICE (Sun, 2006 Sep 3) #2629: ALL-IN CHECK MARK (Mon, 2006 Sep 4) #2630: STEVE IRWIN WE HARDLY KNEW YE (Tue, 2006 Sep 5) #2631: DON'T TRUST THE FRENCH (Wed, 2006 Sep 6) #2632: CATALYST (Thu, 2006 Sep 7) #2633: SPEAK RIGHT OR DON'T SPEAK (Fri, 2006 Sep 8) #2634: NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL II (Sat, 2006 Sep 9) #2635: I DO NOT THINK THAT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS (Sun, 2006 Sep 10) #2636: THE PATH TO 9/11 (Mon, 2006 Sep 11) #2637: MASTURBATION HACKS (Tue, 2006 Sep 12) #2638: GERMANY WORDS (Wed, 2006 Sep 13) #2639: BEST PART ABOUT DRINKING II (Thu, 2006 Sep 14) #2640: FAT CHANCE OF THAT (Fri, 2006 Sep 15) #2641: KOREAN WAR (Sat, 2006 Sep 16) #2642: POOR PLUTO (Sun, 2006 Sep 17) #2643: RAPE BLANKET REDUX (Mon, 2006 Sep 18) #2644: TELECOMMUTING (Tue, 2006 Sep 19) #2645: RETURN TO SENDER (Wed, 2006 Sep 20) #2646: BUSYWORK (Thu, 2006 Sep 21) #2647: PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR (Fri, 2006 Sep 22) #2648: DOGS PLAYING POKER (Sat, 2006 Sep 23) #2649: SOAP (Sun, 2006 Sep 24) #2650: MEL GIBSON (Mon, 2006 Sep 25) #2651: RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE (Tue, 2006 Sep 26) #2652: ZERG RUSH (Wed, 2006 Sep 27) #2653: BROOKLYN ACCENTS (Thu, 2006 Sep 28) #2654: RSS FEED (Fri, 2006 Sep 29) #2655: PUMPKIN (Sat, 2006 Sep 30) #2656: CRUB FLUSH (Sun, 2006 Oct 1) #2657: BURNT COOKIES (Mon, 2006 Oct 2) #2658: FRY AND LAURIE (Tue, 2006 Oct 3) #2659: FOUR-COLOR DECK (Wed, 2006 Oct 4) #2660: UNITED STATES HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES PAGE (Thu, 2006 Oct 5) #2661: WITH REAL FISTS (Fri, 2006 Oct 6) #2662: MY PREROGATIVE (Sat, 2006 Oct 7) #2663: DOLLAR STORES (Sun, 2006 Oct 8) #2664: RECIPE FOR SUCCESS (Mon, 2006 Oct 9) #2665: THE GOD OF TIME (Tue, 2006 Oct 10) #2666: PARAWHAT (Wed, 2006 Oct 11) #2667: QUEENS RAMPAGES (Thu, 2006 Oct 12) #2668: MICHAEL BAY (Fri, 2006 Oct 13) #2669: LEVELS OF GAY (Sat, 2006 Oct 14) #2670: SHORTER THAN THE BOOK BUT SIMPLER (Sun, 2006 Oct 15) #2671: ANGER WEEK: EVEN ONE RING (Mon, 2006 Oct 16) #2672: ANGER WEEK: CAUSING ME TO THINK (Tue, 2006 Oct 17) #2673: ANGER WEEK: NOT THE GOOD KIND (Wed, 2006 Oct 18) #2674: ANGER WEEK: JURISDICTION (Thu, 2006 Oct 19) #2675: ANGER WEEK: DREAMS (Fri, 2006 Oct 20) #2676: JAY AND SILENT BOB (Sat, 2006 Oct 21) #2677: THE VAMPIRE POEM (Sun, 2006 Oct 22) #2678: TOSS MY SALAD (Mon, 2006 Oct 23) #2679: PI AND PREJUDICE (Tue, 2006 Oct 24) #2680: SHERRY PALMER (Wed, 2006 Oct 25) #2681: CHILD CUSTODY LIGHT (Thu, 2006 Oct 26) #2682: TAOIST-DISCORDIAN (Fri, 2006 Oct 27) #2683: INCULCATE (Sat, 2006 Oct 28) #2684: SELF-INVOKING GODWIN'S LAW (Sun, 2006 Oct 29) #2685: INTERNET PORN SINGULARITY (Mon, 2006 Oct 30) #2686: EVERYBODY HATES RAYMOND (Tue, 2006 Oct 31) #2687: TRICK OR TREAT (Wed, 2006 Nov 1) #2688: SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSON (Thu, 2006 Nov 2) #2689: SAFE WORD (Fri, 2006 Nov 3) #2690: CHIEF OF WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2006 Nov 4) #2691: THE BLOGOSPHERE (Sun, 2006 Nov 5) #2692: BOOTS (Mon, 2006 Nov 6) #2693: FOR HER PLEASURE (Tue, 2006 Nov 7) #2694: GATE-GATE (Wed, 2006 Nov 8) #2695: TO ALL GLAMOUR MODELS (Thu, 2006 Nov 9) #2696: BORAT (Fri, 2006 Nov 10) #2697: JESUS WEPT (Sat, 2006 Nov 11) #2698: VOCATION/AVOCATION (Sun, 2006 Nov 12) #2699: KIKO WU (Mon, 2006 Nov 13) #2700: WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA (Tue, 2006 Nov 14) #2701: MANGOSTEEN (Wed, 2006 Nov 15) #2702: GOT MILF (Thu, 2006 Nov 16) #2703: GO AHEAD (Fri, 2006 Nov 17) #2704: PLAYBOY TATTOO (Sat, 2006 Nov 18) #2705: AMANDA HUGANDKISS (Sun, 2006 Nov 19) #2706: WII (Mon, 2006 Nov 20) #2707: IN VINO VERITAS (Tue, 2006 Nov 21) #2708: SEXCHART (Wed, 2006 Nov 22) #2709: HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2006 (Thu, 2006 Nov 23) #2710: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS THE ONLY FOOTBALL (Fri, 2006 Nov 24) #2711: SWINGERS (Sat, 2006 Nov 25) #2712: THE JERKING POEM (Sun, 2006 Nov 26) #2713: JOHN TRAVOLTA (Mon, 2006 Nov 27) #2714: STRIPPERS (Tue, 2006 Nov 28) #2715: CHIEF LIZARD WRANGLER (Wed, 2006 Nov 29) #2716: INCONSOLABLE (Thu, 2006 Nov 30) #2717: THE LAMP (Fri, 2006 Dec 1) #2718: DON'T LIKE ANAL (Sat, 2006 Dec 2) #2719: FACESITTING (Sun, 2006 Dec 3) #2720: A TRAVESTY (Mon, 2006 Dec 4) #2721: ASPERGER'S (Tue, 2006 Dec 5) #2722: THE NEXT STEP (Wed, 2006 Dec 6) #2723: AN ADDICTION (Thu, 2006 Dec 7) #2724: TENACIOUS D (Fri, 2006 Dec 8) #2725: JPEGS AND GIFS AND PNGS OH MY (Sat, 2006 Dec 9) #2726: I LOVES IT (Sun, 2006 Dec 10) #2727: CABAL (Mon, 2006 Dec 11) #2728: VX (Tue, 2006 Dec 12) #2729: WAY MORE THAN FULL DUPLEX (Wed, 2006 Dec 13) #2730: HOT JOBS (Thu, 2006 Dec 14) #2731: AIDSCAKE (Fri, 2006 Dec 15) #2732: NAILABLE (Sat, 2006 Dec 16) #2733: PAGING ARIA GIOVANNI (Sun, 2006 Dec 17) #2734: IN ALL DEFERENCE TO ICE CUBE (Mon, 2006 Dec 18) #2735: SUBTLE NAMES (Tue, 2006 Dec 19) #2736: CLEARLY INAPPROPRIATE (Wed, 2006 Dec 20) #2737: SO SENSITIVE (Thu, 2006 Dec 21) #2738: BANAL (Fri, 2006 Dec 22) #2739: SPOKEN WORD ARTIST (Sat, 2006 Dec 23) #2740: STENDEC (Sun, 2006 Dec 24) #2741: MERRY CHRISTMAS (Mon, 2006 Dec 25) #2742: STOP (Tue, 2006 Dec 26) #2743: SMEARED AND RIGHTEOUS (Wed, 2006 Dec 27) #2744: GERALD FORD (Thu, 2006 Dec 28) #2745: GUY PEARCE (Fri, 2006 Dec 29) #2746: SADDAM HUSSEIN, R.I.P. (Sat, 2006 Dec 30) #2747: PRISM (Sun, 2006 Dec 31) #2748: PRICKS (Mon, 2007 Jan 1) #2749: THE KNEE BONE CONNECTS TO THE SHIN BONE (Tue, 2007 Jan 2) #2750: CLASSICAL JAPANESE HAIKU (Wed, 2007 Jan 3) #2751: WITHOUT A QUESTION (Thu, 2007 Jan 4) #2752: CAN THEY DO BETTER (Fri, 2007 Jan 5) #2753: JAZZ (Sat, 2007 Jan 6) #2754: THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE (Sun, 2007 Jan 7) #2755: PALIMPSEST (Mon, 2007 Jan 8) #2756: VIKING (Tue, 2007 Jan 9) #2757: OPERATION MARKET-GARDEN (Wed, 2007 Jan 10) #2758: SKEPCHICK (Thu, 2007 Jan 11) #2759: CHOOSY (Fri, 2007 Jan 12) #2760: SO MANY LEVELS (Sat, 2007 Jan 13) #2761: FEMINISTS (Sun, 2007 Jan 14) #2762: QUITE HONESTLY (Mon, 2007 Jan 15) #2763: INDIA (Tue, 2007 Jan 16) #2764: PREMATURE EJACULATION (Wed, 2007 Jan 17) #2765: SLAVERY (Thu, 2007 Jan 18) #2766: BELATED CHRISTMAS CAROLS (Fri, 2007 Jan 19) #2767: BLOCKED (Sat, 2007 Jan 20) #2768: STOLEN PORN (Sun, 2007 Jan 21) #2769: PONYTAIL (Mon, 2007 Jan 22) #2770: BOSTON (Tue, 2007 Jan 23) #2771: WHEN ALL YOU HAVE (Wed, 2007 Jan 24) #2772: NOT GOING TO GUESS (Thu, 2007 Jan 25) #2773: THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (Fri, 2007 Jan 26) #2774: BARELY HUMAN (Sat, 2007 Jan 27) #2775: DIVINE ALLERGIES (Sun, 2007 Jan 28) #2776: WII CONTROLLER (Mon, 2007 Jan 29) #2777: KRIS KROSS (Tue, 2007 Jan 30) #2778: NET NEUTRALITY (Wed, 2007 Jan 31) #2779: CRAPULENT (Thu, 2007 Feb 1) #2780: ORANGE MANE (Fri, 2007 Feb 2) #2781: SENATOR FROM MASSACHUSETTS (Sat, 2007 Feb 3) #2782: FOO (Sun, 2007 Feb 4) #2783: GAY, NOT GAY (Mon, 2007 Feb 5) #2784: FILKIN' (Tue, 2007 Feb 6) #2785: ASTRONAUT CHECKLIST (Wed, 2007 Feb 7) #2786: THE MOMENT ARRIVES (Thu, 2007 Feb 8) #2787: ONE LESS RAFT (Fri, 2007 Feb 9) #2788: I'VE TRIED TO FORGET (Sat, 2007 Feb 10) #2789: HARD OF HEARING (Sun, 2007 Feb 11) #2790: MYSPACE BULLETINS (Mon, 2007 Feb 12) #2791: CAN'T HAVE THAT (Tue, 2007 Feb 13) #2792: DOUBLE QUOTES (Wed, 2007 Feb 14) #2793: BOOZE (Thu, 2007 Feb 15) #2794: SHORTBUS (Fri, 2007 Feb 16) #2795: LEVEL 4 BIOHAZARD (Sat, 2007 Feb 17) #2796: OFFICER NEWHOUSE (Sun, 2007 Feb 18) #2797: LACROSSE (Mon, 2007 Feb 19) #2798: FROM NOW ON (Tue, 2007 Feb 20) #2799: FLYING BUTTRESSES (Wed, 2007 Feb 21) #2800: HPV (Thu, 2007 Feb 22) #2801: IT IS YOU KNOW (Fri, 2007 Feb 23) #2802: HARLAN ELLISON SHORT (Sat, 2007 Feb 24) #2803: RECENT CONFLICTS (Sun, 2007 Feb 25) #2804: DISHONOR (Mon, 2007 Feb 26) #2805: ARCHITECTURAL STRUCTURE (Tue, 2007 Feb 27) #2806: CONSPIRACY DUCK: PARTICLE PHYSICS (Wed, 2007 Feb 28) #2807: UNDER SIEGE (Thu, 2007 Mar 1) #2808: I'M YOURS (Fri, 2007 Mar 2) #2809: AND NOW A PRESENTATION FROM THE JOHN EDWARDS SECOND LIFE HEADQUARTERS (Sat, 2007 Mar 3) #2810: LIAR, LIAR (Sun, 2007 Mar 4) #2811: CONSPIRACY DUCK: 9/11 (Mon, 2007 Mar 5) #2812: NEIL ARMSTRONG'S ACTUAL SPEECH (Tue, 2007 Mar 6) #2813: NO TALKING (Wed, 2007 Mar 7) #2814: FREEDOM ISN'T FREE (Thu, 2007 Mar 8) #2815: NATURE'S GOLD (Fri, 2007 Mar 9) #2816: DELAWARE (Sat, 2007 Mar 10) #2817: DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME (Sun, 2007 Mar 11) #2818: RIP RICHARD JENI (Mon, 2007 Mar 12) #2819: MICHAEL IRONSIDE (Tue, 2007 Mar 13) #2820: DINOSAUR-MAN-THING (Wed, 2007 Mar 14) #2821: QUICK VOTE (Thu, 2007 Mar 15) #2822: AMNESTY OW (Fri, 2007 Mar 16) #2823: DEAR MR. PRESIDENT (Sat, 2007 Mar 17) #2824: FINAL COUNTDOWN (Sun, 2007 Mar 18) #2825: WP:TOILET (Mon, 2007 Mar 19) #2826: BUMPER STICKER (Tue, 2007 Mar 20) #2827: COMET MCNAUGHT (Wed, 2007 Mar 21) #2828: VIRB (Thu, 2007 Mar 22) #2829: F.T.Y. (Fri, 2007 Mar 23) #2830: PLAMEGATE (Sat, 2007 Mar 24) #2831: AND OTHER FAILED REVOLUTIONARY CRIES (Sun, 2007 Mar 25) #2832: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA (Mon, 2007 Mar 26) #2833: ZIONISTS (Tue, 2007 Mar 27) #2834: GERMAN NOUNS (Wed, 2007 Mar 28) #2835: ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SOURCES (Thu, 2007 Mar 29) #2836: A NEW ACRONYM (Fri, 2007 Mar 30) #2837: MS. PAC-MAN (Sat, 2007 Mar 31) #2838: RESIST MY ADVANCES (Sun, 2007 Apr 1) #2839: AURORA JOLIE (Mon, 2007 Apr 2) #2840: AISHA (Tue, 2007 Apr 3) #2841: BANGBUS (Wed, 2007 Apr 4) #2842: THREE HUNDRED (Thu, 2007 Apr 5) #2843: MESOTHELIOMA (Fri, 2007 Apr 6) #2844: PROTEST CHANTS (Sat, 2007 Apr 7) #2845: OCEAN'S TWENTY-SIX (Sun, 2007 Apr 8) #2846: MY HOBBY (Mon, 2007 Apr 9) #2847: BNF GRAMMAR (Tue, 2007 Apr 10) #2848: A CALL TO ARMS (Wed, 2007 Apr 11) #2849: THE SOUND OF SILENCE (Thu, 2007 Apr 12) #2850: ALL ABOUT THE OWLS (Fri, 2007 Apr 13) #2851: DESPITE THE PHOTOGRAPHS (Sat, 2007 Apr 14) #2852: NOTABILITY (Sun, 2007 Apr 15) #2853: FORKED (Mon, 2007 Apr 16) #2854: THE MORAL OF THE STORY (Tue, 2007 Apr 17) #2855: OCCULATION (Wed, 2007 Apr 18) #2856: FIGHT LUPUS (Thu, 2007 Apr 19) #2857: GREAT GIFT IDEA (Fri, 2007 Apr 20) #2858: TOO HARD (Sat, 2007 Apr 21) #2859: NAUGHTY AT HOME (Sun, 2007 Apr 22) #2860: HUNGARIAN NOTATION (Mon, 2007 Apr 23) #2861: KELIS (Tue, 2007 Apr 24) #2862: PASS IT ON (Wed, 2007 Apr 25) #2863: RESTLESS MOUTH SYNDROME (Thu, 2007 Apr 26) #2864: VIRGINIA TECH SHOOTING (Fri, 2007 Apr 27) #2865: HOMOTAIN (Sat, 2007 Apr 28) #2866: BACOS AND OLIVES (Sun, 2007 Apr 29) #2867: APPROACHING SIRENS (Mon, 2007 Apr 30) #2868: OMAR (Tue, 2007 May 1) #2869: LOUDSPEAKER ANNOUNCEMENT (Wed, 2007 May 2) #2870: IN AN EMERGENCY (Thu, 2007 May 3) #2871: SOCIALATORS (Fri, 2007 May 4) #2872: RED IPOD (Sat, 2007 May 5) #2873: DUAL-USE (Sun, 2007 May 6) #2874: A HAIKU (BUT NOT) (Mon, 2007 May 7) #2875: MIMI ROGERS (Tue, 2007 May 8) #2876: AWAW (Wed, 2007 May 9) #2877: ... IN HELL (Thu, 2007 May 10) #2878: MITT ROMNEY (Fri, 2007 May 11) #2879: LUCKY US (Sat, 2007 May 12) #2880: THE ABILITY TO COMPLAIN (Sun, 2007 May 13) #2881: IDENTITY THEFT (Mon, 2007 May 14) #2882: RSS FEED RECURSION (Tue, 2007 May 15) #2883: TO BLOCK (Wed, 2007 May 16) #2884: GIULIANI 2008 (Thu, 2007 May 17) #2885: ONLY OUTLAWS (Fri, 2007 May 18) #2886: CANADIAN ACTORS (Sat, 2007 May 19) #2887: FULLY (Sun, 2007 May 20) #2888: DWC (Mon, 2007 May 21) #2889: WORDS POP OUT (Tue, 2007 May 22) #2890: HIGH SOCIETY (Wed, 2007 May 23) #2891: NO-BRAINER (Thu, 2007 May 24) #2892: WEBGINEER (Fri, 2007 May 25) #2893: TRUE STORY (Sat, 2007 May 26) #2894: PORN STAR NAMES (Sun, 2007 May 27) #2895: HEALTH DRINK (Mon, 2007 May 28) #2896: ROOT CAUSES (Tue, 2007 May 29) #2897: TRICENTENNIAL (Wed, 2007 May 30) #2898: DEFINITELY YES (Thu, 2007 May 31) #2899: A TOUCHING SONG LYRIC (Fri, 2007 Jun 1) #2900: THE TRUTH (Sat, 2007 Jun 2) #2901: OCEAN'S THIRTEEN (Sun, 2007 Jun 3) #2902: MACARENA (Mon, 2007 Jun 4) #2903: BIZARRE BIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT (Tue, 2007 Jun 5) #2904: TOMATO VS. TOMATO (Wed, 2007 Jun 6) #2905: PUT OUT OR GET OUT (Thu, 2007 Jun 7) #2906: NINTENDO GAMECUBE (Fri, 2007 Jun 8) #2907: THE MICHELIN MAN (Sat, 2007 Jun 9) #2908: SMOKE GRENADES (Sun, 2007 Jun 10) #2909: MARGARITAS (Mon, 2007 Jun 11) #2910: JUST A THOUGHT (Tue, 2007 Jun 12) #2911: PLUTO SYMBOL (Wed, 2007 Jun 13) #2912: ROSIE (Thu, 2007 Jun 14) #2913: PROTEST RALLY (Fri, 2007 Jun 15) #2914: LESSONS LEARNED (Sat, 2007 Jun 16) #2915: POUT (Sun, 2007 Jun 17) #2916: EVIL GHOST (Mon, 2007 Jun 18) #2917: JANINE WHATEVER (Tue, 2007 Jun 19) #2918: GARK (Wed, 2007 Jun 20) #2919: PAJAMAS MEDIA (Thu, 2007 Jun 21) #2920: PLEASE OH PLEASE SAY YES (Fri, 2007 Jun 22) #2921: CUBAN FOOD (Sat, 2007 Jun 23) #2922: THE BEJEWELED-TETRIS CONVERGENCE (Sun, 2007 Jun 24) #2923: POCAHONTAS (Mon, 2007 Jun 25) #2924: SINBAD (Tue, 2007 Jun 26) #2925: NO NUKES (Wed, 2007 Jun 27) #2926: JILL HENNESSY (Thu, 2007 Jun 28) #2927: CONSOLATION T-SHIRT (Fri, 2007 Jun 29) #2928: DIE HARD 4 (Sat, 2007 Jun 30) #2929: IPHONE (Sun, 2007 Jul 1) #2930: THREE LAWS OF ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION (Mon, 2007 Jul 2) #2931: VBIED (Tue, 2007 Jul 3) #2932: JESUS SAVES (Wed, 2007 Jul 4) #2933: INDEPENDENCE DAY (Thu, 2007 Jul 5) #2934: EXODUS (Fri, 2007 Jul 6) #2935: IN DEFENSE OF WICCA (Sat, 2007 Jul 7) #2936: CRANGRAPE (Sun, 2007 Jul 8) #2937: TOOKIE (Mon, 2007 Jul 9) #2938: LIBERTARIANS (Tue, 2007 Jul 10) #2939: CRACK ADDICT (Wed, 2007 Jul 11) #2940: GAY MOOSE (Thu, 2007 Jul 12) #2941: LAST MEAL (Fri, 2007 Jul 13) #2942: ZUNE (Sat, 2007 Jul 14) #2943: TOTALLY SEXIST (Sun, 2007 Jul 15) #2944: A THREE-STEP PLAN FOR SAVING THE WORLD (Mon, 2007 Jul 16) #2945: EVEN MY MOTHER (Tue, 2007 Jul 17) #2946: BLOGGER GATHERING (Wed, 2007 Jul 18) #2947: GODWINING YAHTZEE (Thu, 2007 Jul 19) #2948: WHITHER (Fri, 2007 Jul 20) #2949: A NICE JUICY FART (Sat, 2007 Jul 21) #2950: BATSHIT DETECTION (Sun, 2007 Jul 22) #2951: TURTLENECKS (Mon, 2007 Jul 23) #2952: TEHRAN (Tue, 2007 Jul 24) #2953: GREEN-FRIENDLY AND CARBON-NEUTRAL (Wed, 2007 Jul 25) #2954: TWO LOST SOULS (Thu, 2007 Jul 26) #2955: THE MOST BIZARRE FETISH OF ALL (Fri, 2007 Jul 27) #2956: JANEANE GAROFALO (Sat, 2007 Jul 28) #2957: AND THEN GOD SAID (Sun, 2007 Jul 29) #2958: LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS (Mon, 2007 Jul 30) #2959: CHURCHILL 2008 (Tue, 2007 Jul 31) #2960: NOMIC 2.0 (Wed, 2007 Aug 1) #2961: AND FINALLY (Thu, 2007 Aug 2) #2962: THE TWO COREYS (Fri, 2007 Aug 3) #2963: ROLLING DEMO (Sat, 2007 Aug 4) #2964: SHELL TOOLS (Sun, 2007 Aug 5) #2965: HUNGER STRIKE (Mon, 2007 Aug 6) #2966: FOXWOODS (Tue, 2007 Aug 7) #2967: GET IT RIGHT (Wed, 2007 Aug 8) #2968: SOME CRAZY LADY (Thu, 2007 Aug 9) #2969: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO RALPH WALDO EMERSON (Fri, 2007 Aug 10) #2970: THE TRUTH ABOUT BEES (Sat, 2007 Aug 11) #2971: AGE OF AQUARIUS (Sun, 2007 Aug 12) #2972: FIREMAN OR BUTT (Mon, 2007 Aug 13) #2973: BECKY SUNSHINE (Tue, 2007 Aug 14) #2974: FIRE EXTINGUISHER (Wed, 2007 Aug 15) #2975: BERT AND ERNIE (Thu, 2007 Aug 16) #2976: DEAR JOSE (Fri, 2007 Aug 17) #2977: THE SAD TRUTH (Sat, 2007 Aug 18) #2978: AN HONEST AND FORTHRIGHT OPINION ON CARROT TOP (Sun, 2007 Aug 19) #2979: CONFESSIONS OF A SAND CASTLE (Mon, 2007 Aug 20) #2980: DODECAHEDRON (Tue, 2007 Aug 21) #2981: AGORAPHOBIA (Wed, 2007 Aug 22) #2982: A HORRIBLE CONDITION (Thu, 2007 Aug 23) #2983: WOODY ALLEN (Fri, 2007 Aug 24) #2984: CATHERINE WHEEL (Sat, 2007 Aug 25) #2985: FILM AT ELEVEN (Sun, 2007 Aug 26) #2986: DAVID LETTERMAN (Mon, 2007 Aug 27) #2987: MATT DRUDGE (Tue, 2007 Aug 28) #2988: LUNAR ECLIPSE (Wed, 2007 Aug 29) #2989: OWEN WILSON (Thu, 2007 Aug 30) #2990: FOR A MOMENT (Fri, 2007 Aug 31) #2991: STOP SIGN (Sat, 2007 Sep 1) #2992: MEGAWATTS (Sun, 2007 Sep 2) #2993: THE BANG SPACE SHUTTLE (Mon, 2007 Sep 3) #2994: ALASKA DEFENSE SPACE FORCE (Tue, 2007 Sep 4) #2995: MOVIE STARS (Wed, 2007 Sep 5) #2996: MC FRONTALOT (Thu, 2007 Sep 6) #2997: TAP WATER (Fri, 2007 Sep 7) #2998: APPEASEMENT (Sat, 2007 Sep 8) #2999: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO THE HOT BOX (Sun, 2007 Sep 9) #3000: MQ-9 (Mon, 2007 Sep 10) #3001: JEFFERSON (Tue, 2007 Sep 11) #3002: THE COLON: WHAT IS IT REALLY LIKE (Wed, 2007 Sep 12) #3003: A. WHITNEY BROWN (Thu, 2007 Sep 13) #3004: AGEIST (Fri, 2007 Sep 14) #3005: BED BUGS (Sat, 2007 Sep 15) #3006: CERTIFICATE (Sun, 2007 Sep 16) #3007: BEATIFICATION (Mon, 2007 Sep 17) #3008: CATEGORY (Tue, 2007 Sep 18) #3009: DON'T TAZ ME (Wed, 2007 Sep 19) #3010: THROWING UP SIGNS (Thu, 2007 Sep 20) #3011: A FRIEND IN NEED (Fri, 2007 Sep 21) #3012: LIKE A FLUFFY WHITE SEMEN TOWELETTE (Sat, 2007 Sep 22) #3013: THE ONE WHERE (Sun, 2007 Sep 23) #3014: PORN FOR GIRLS (Mon, 2007 Sep 24) #3015: THE SHOCKER (Tue, 2007 Sep 25) #3016: NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH MASTURBATION (Wed, 2007 Sep 26) #3017: RAPE ALLEY (Thu, 2007 Sep 27) #3018: DAWN LAUNCH (Fri, 2007 Sep 28) #3019: NOT ANOTHER ABORTION (Sat, 2007 Sep 29) #3020: RODENT GANG SIGNS (Sun, 2007 Sep 30) #3021: HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE SINCE (Mon, 2007 Oct 1) #3022: THIS ONE LAST TIME (Tue, 2007 Oct 2) #3023: I'M NOT EVEN TRYING (Wed, 2007 Oct 3) #3024: I HATE DENTISTS (Thu, 2007 Oct 4) #3025: BASEBALL TEAM NAMES (Fri, 2007 Oct 5) #3026: MARIA (Sat, 2007 Oct 6) #3027: THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH (Sun, 2007 Oct 7) #3028: WASHING CLOTHES (Mon, 2007 Oct 8) #3029: INTERFAITH DIALOG (Tue, 2007 Oct 9) #3030: LOUIS VUITTON (Wed, 2007 Oct 10) #3031: GIMBAL LOCK (Thu, 2007 Oct 11) #3032: NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH _______ (Fri, 2007 Oct 12) #3033: DIGITAL THEORIST (Sat, 2007 Oct 13) #3034: SJ SATHANAS (Sun, 2007 Oct 14) #3035: GOD HELP ME (Mon, 2007 Oct 15) #3036: RUPERT MURDOCH (Tue, 2007 Oct 16) #3037: CHELL (Wed, 2007 Oct 17) #3038: DELETE CHARACTER (Thu, 2007 Oct 18) #3039: NOBEL PEACE PRIZE (Fri, 2007 Oct 19) #3040: SHOCKER (Sat, 2007 Oct 20) #3041: ADVERSE REACTION (Sun, 2007 Oct 21) #3042: CENTAURS (Mon, 2007 Oct 22) #3043: ARGUING SEMANTICS (Tue, 2007 Oct 23) #3044: HALO 3 (Wed, 2007 Oct 24) #3045: WORDS HURT (Thu, 2007 Oct 25) #3046: RED-TINTED (Fri, 2007 Oct 26) #3047: VERONIKA ZEMANOVA (Sat, 2007 Oct 27) #3048: IAPETUS (Sun, 2007 Oct 28) #3049: SIDS (Mon, 2007 Oct 29) #3050: AS GOD IS MY WITNESS (Tue, 2007 Oct 30) #3051: ATTEND A RAVE (Wed, 2007 Oct 31) #3052: BIONIC WOMAN (Thu, 2007 Nov 1) #3053: CALL OF DUTY (Fri, 2007 Nov 2) #3054: HELEN THOMAS (Sat, 2007 Nov 3) #3055: NUMBER THREE (Sun, 2007 Nov 4) #3056: MISSOURI LAW (Mon, 2007 Nov 5) #3057: THE FIFTH OF NOVEMBER (Tue, 2007 Nov 6) #3058: HAT TIP (Wed, 2007 Nov 7) #3059: KANYE WEST (Thu, 2007 Nov 8) #3060: DOG CHAPMAN (Fri, 2007 Nov 9) #3061: NOT SCHADENFREUDE (Sat, 2007 Nov 10) #3062: I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES (Sun, 2007 Nov 11) #3063: OPERATIONAL END (Mon, 2007 Nov 12) #3064: GOOGLE EARTH HAS FINALLY IMPROVED (Tue, 2007 Nov 13) #3065: MY CIGARETTES (Wed, 2007 Nov 14) #3066: JERRY LEWIS (Thu, 2007 Nov 15) #3067: "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC (Fri, 2007 Nov 16) #3068: EXPECTATIONS (Sat, 2007 Nov 17) #3069: DESIRAE NEAR HOME (Sun, 2007 Nov 18) #3070: BEE MOVIE (Mon, 2007 Nov 19) #3071: POORLY DRAWN (Tue, 2007 Nov 20) #3072: THE ONLY ONE (Wed, 2007 Nov 21) #3073: JOY DIVISION (Thu, 2007 Nov 22) #3074: HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2007 (Fri, 2007 Nov 23) #3075: THANK YOU TIVO (Sat, 2007 Nov 24) #3076: MY CRAZY BALLS (Sun, 2007 Nov 25) #3077: CANADIAN BACON (Mon, 2007 Nov 26) #3078: GENERIC NAMES (Tue, 2007 Nov 27) #3079: CONCEALMENT (Wed, 2007 Nov 28) #3080: LUDACRIS (Thu, 2007 Nov 29) #3081: MY RELIGION (Fri, 2007 Nov 30) #3082: HELPFUL ADVICE (Sat, 2007 Dec 1) #3083: GLOBAL WARMING (Sun, 2007 Dec 2) #3084: LOSER (Mon, 2007 Dec 3) #3085: MOUTH MAN (Tue, 2007 Dec 4) #3086: SONNY'S SOLO (Wed, 2007 Dec 5) #3087: REPEAL DAY (Thu, 2007 Dec 6) #3088: CAR INSURANCE (Fri, 2007 Dec 7) #3089: I UPDATED WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2007 Dec 8) #3090: EATEN BY A DINOSAUR (Sun, 2007 Dec 9) #3091: TO THE LADIES OUT THERE (Mon, 2007 Dec 10) #3092: DECATHLON REDUX (Tue, 2007 Dec 11) #3093: EATEN BY AN ANNA NICOLE SMITH (Wed, 2007 Dec 12) #3094: DUKE NUKEM (Thu, 2007 Dec 13) #3095: RACHEL RAY (Fri, 2007 Dec 14) #3096: RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME (Sat, 2007 Dec 15) #3097: BLORE (Sun, 2007 Dec 16) #3098: LYING ABOUT AT LEAST ONE OF THESE THINGS (Mon, 2007 Dec 17) #3099: CROSSING THE PICKET LINES (Tue, 2007 Dec 18) #3100: SQUANDERBUG (Wed, 2007 Dec 19) #3101: HOUSE PAYMENTS (Thu, 2007 Dec 20) #3102: PISS CLAM (Fri, 2007 Dec 21) #3103: RESTLESS FIST SYNDROME (Sat, 2007 Dec 22) #3104: CHRONIC MASTURBATOR (Sun, 2007 Dec 23) #3105: CANADIANS (Mon, 2007 Dec 24) #3106: THINKGEEK (Tue, 2007 Dec 25) #3107: GET LIVES (Wed, 2007 Dec 26) #3108: TEARS (Thu, 2007 Dec 27) #3109: CONSOLE GAMERS (Fri, 2007 Dec 28) #3110: BREATHING (Sat, 2007 Dec 29) #3111: SNACKING ELASMOSAURUS (Sun, 2007 Dec 30) #3112: POST HOC ERGO PROPER HOC (Mon, 2007 Dec 31) #3113: 9/11 TRUTHER (Tue, 2008 Jan 1) #3114: HAMMER MISSILE (Wed, 2008 Jan 2) #3115: TRAVOLTA IN DRAG (Thu, 2008 Jan 3) #3116: IT'S A REAL WORD (Fri, 2008 Jan 4) #3117: YOUTUBE DEBATES (Sat, 2008 Jan 5) #3118: TO REMIND ME (Sun, 2008 Jan 6) #3119: RICHARD STALLMAN (Mon, 2008 Jan 7) #3120: DREAD (Tue, 2008 Jan 8) #3121: WAKE UP SHEEPLE (Wed, 2008 Jan 9) #3122: UP IN THE WORLD (Thu, 2008 Jan 10) #3123: HEADBUTTS (Fri, 2008 Jan 11) #3124: ANAL CREAMPIE (Sat, 2008 Jan 12) #3125: ELLEN DEGENERES (Sun, 2008 Jan 13) #3126: PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING (Mon, 2008 Jan 14) #3127: PROPOSITION 23 (Tue, 2008 Jan 15) #3128: HIGH STAKES POKER (Wed, 2008 Jan 16) #3129: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO LUDACRIS (Thu, 2008 Jan 17) #3130: SPACE GIRAFFE (Fri, 2008 Jan 18) #3131: BOBBY FISCHER (Sat, 2008 Jan 19) #3132: THE KERFUFFLE OVER KERFUFFLE (Sun, 2008 Jan 20) #3133: TWITTER FANS (Mon, 2008 Jan 21) #3134: I CAN'T QUIT (Tue, 2008 Jan 22) #3135: ECTOPIC PREGNANCY (Wed, 2008 Jan 23) #3136: THOMPSON '08 (Thu, 2008 Jan 24) #3137: LATTER DAY SAINTS (Fri, 2008 Jan 25) #3138: UNITED NATIONS MESSENGER (Sat, 2008 Jan 26) #3139: UNIVERSAL COMBAT (Sun, 2008 Jan 27) #3140: TIGER REPELLANT (Mon, 2008 Jan 28) #3141: HATERATION (Tue, 2008 Jan 29) #3142: ASR (Wed, 2008 Jan 30) #3143: CHANGE (Thu, 2008 Jan 31) #3144: OLD ENOUGH (Fri, 2008 Feb 1) #3145: BASKETBALL (Sat, 2008 Feb 2) #3146: BACK OFF (Sun, 2008 Feb 3) #3147: FOREVER KNIGHT (Mon, 2008 Feb 4) #3148: RIGHTS REVOKED (Tue, 2008 Feb 5) #3149: POINT FOUR (Wed, 2008 Feb 6) #3150: SNAKES ON A __________ (Thu, 2008 Feb 7) #3151: OBEY (Fri, 2008 Feb 8) #3152: ISIS NILE (Sat, 2008 Feb 9) #3153: SUPREME COMMANDER (Sun, 2008 Feb 10) #3154: MILF (Mon, 2008 Feb 11) #3155: LEFTY (Tue, 2008 Feb 12) #3156: GAPE (Wed, 2008 Feb 13) #3157: POONK (Thu, 2008 Feb 14) #3158: NORTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY SHOOTING (Fri, 2008 Feb 15) #3159: GOD HELP ME II (Sat, 2008 Feb 16) #3160: VOTE RON PAUL (Sun, 2008 Feb 17) #3161: THE BEST PART OF (Mon, 2008 Feb 18) #3162: PRESIDENT'S DAY (Tue, 2008 Feb 19) #3163: TO MRS. OBAMA (Wed, 2008 Feb 20) #3164: TO MR. CLINTON (Thu, 2008 Feb 21) #3165: TIME TRAVELLING YOU (Fri, 2008 Feb 22) #3166: GIANNA MICHAELS' NEW HOME (Sat, 2008 Feb 23) #3167: CRUSH (Sun, 2008 Feb 24) #3168: ILLEGAL MUPPETRY (Mon, 2008 Feb 25) #3169: PORK BUNS (Tue, 2008 Feb 26) #3170: BUSINESS VENTURE (Wed, 2008 Feb 27) #3171: BEING A COCK (Thu, 2008 Feb 28) #3172: WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY, RIP (Fri, 2008 Feb 29) #3173: VEGANS (Sat, 2008 Mar 1) #3174: PANTY RAID (Sun, 2008 Mar 2) #3175: REAL LIFE SHOCK COMBO (Mon, 2008 Mar 3) #3176: A SERIOUS DRAWBACK (Tue, 2008 Mar 4) #3177: RUNNING AWAY (Wed, 2008 Mar 5) #3178: RUSSIAN MASSAGE PARLORS (Thu, 2008 Mar 6) #3179: WERKAHOLIC (Fri, 2008 Mar 7) #3180: YO MAMA'S SO FAT (Sat, 2008 Mar 8) #3181: GIVE ME GAPE (Sun, 2008 Mar 9) #3182: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO DR. DRE AND ICE CUBE (Mon, 2008 Mar 10) #3183: INTERVENTION (Tue, 2008 Mar 11) #3184: ASSOCIATE'S DEGREE (Wed, 2008 Mar 12) #3185: TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN (Thu, 2008 Mar 13) #3186: THE GHOST WHISPERER (Fri, 2008 Mar 14) #3187: CAVEAT (Sat, 2008 Mar 15) #3188: SCOOT OVER (Sun, 2008 Mar 16) #3189: AMERICAN GANGSTER (Mon, 2008 Mar 17) #3190: BASEBALL BAT (Tue, 2008 Mar 18) #3191: TOP TEN REASONS BLOGGERS DON'T SUCCEED (Wed, 2008 Mar 19) #3192: SMASH MY HEAD (Thu, 2008 Mar 20) #3193: A CHALLENGE FOR ALL RED-BLOODED AMERICANS (Fri, 2008 Mar 21) #3194: PLEASE LABEL (Sat, 2008 Mar 22) #3195: YUN-YUNS (Sun, 2008 Mar 23) #3196: SPORE (Mon, 2008 Mar 24) #3197: BAD GUYS (Tue, 2008 Mar 25) #3198: MIMI MIYAGI (Wed, 2008 Mar 26) #3199: THE GIFT OF KNOWLEDGE (Thu, 2008 Mar 27) #3200: HIS STORY (Fri, 2008 Mar 28) #3201: THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (Sat, 2008 Mar 29) #3202: BATTLE 360 (Sun, 2008 Mar 30) #3203: EARTH HOUR 2008 (Mon, 2008 Mar 31) #3204: MARY J. BLIGE ROBOT (Tue, 2008 Apr 1) #3205: THE BUNNY OATH (Wed, 2008 Apr 2) #3206: CHIEF INNOVATION OFFICER (Thu, 2008 Apr 3) #3207: HERE'S TO ME (Fri, 2008 Apr 4) #3208: CUCKOLD (Sat, 2008 Apr 5) #3209: GENTOO LINUX (Sun, 2008 Apr 6) #3210: BETTER THAN BLOGGING (Mon, 2008 Apr 7) #3211: STATUESQUE (Tue, 2008 Apr 8) #3212: THE HAUNTING (Wed, 2008 Apr 9) #3213: AN EXTRA SET (Thu, 2008 Apr 10) #3214: PEDOMETER (Fri, 2008 Apr 11) #3215: PERSONAL TIME MACHINE (Sat, 2008 Apr 12) #3216: VECTOR LAPLACIAN (Sun, 2008 Apr 13) #3217: SUPERDELEGATE (Mon, 2008 Apr 14) #3218: VOTE OBAMA (Tue, 2008 Apr 15) #3219: CREEPY GHOST (Wed, 2008 Apr 16) #3220: BLOGROLL II (Thu, 2008 Apr 17) #3221: NO TORNADO (Fri, 2008 Apr 18) #3222: BIG BANG NUCLEOSYNTHESIS (Sat, 2008 Apr 19) #3223: IF YOU CANNOT SPEAK (Sun, 2008 Apr 20) #3224: IN THE OCEAN (Mon, 2008 Apr 21) #3225: NO OFFENSE (Tue, 2008 Apr 22) #3226: NO BLOOD (Wed, 2008 Apr 23) #3227: CUTTING BEHAVIOR (Thu, 2008 Apr 24) #3228: FALSE ALARM (Fri, 2008 Apr 25) #3229: TONGUE PIERCINGS (Sat, 2008 Apr 26) #3230: PLEASE DIE NOW (Sun, 2008 Apr 27) #3231: GAMES ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE (Mon, 2008 Apr 28) #3232: IT'S NOT A CHOICE (Tue, 2008 Apr 29) #3233: UWE BOLL (Wed, 2008 Apr 30) #3234: FREE ERIC VOLZ (Thu, 2008 May 1) #3235: A FUNNY THING (Fri, 2008 May 2) #3236: IRON MAN (Sat, 2008 May 3) #3237: TINA FEY (Sun, 2008 May 4) #3238: CATHOLIC HOMOSEXUAL (Mon, 2008 May 5) #3239: TELEVISED DEBATE (Tue, 2008 May 6) #3240: EMO (Wed, 2008 May 7) #3241: WINDOW FOCUS AND SPACES (Thu, 2008 May 8) #3242: ELLEN DEGENERES COMMERCIALS (Fri, 2008 May 9) #3243: REISERFS (Sat, 2008 May 10) #3244: LITTLE LUPE (Sun, 2008 May 11) #3245: WATERBOARDING (Mon, 2008 May 12) #3246: MEDIUM (Tue, 2008 May 13) #3247: FATWA (Wed, 2008 May 14) #3248: TORN (Thu, 2008 May 15) #3249: SECOND STYLE (Fri, 2008 May 16) #3250: GEERT WILDERS (Sat, 2008 May 17) #3251: TOM SIZEMORE (Sun, 2008 May 18) #3252: ORIENTATE (Mon, 2008 May 19) #3253: XKCD (Tue, 2008 May 20) #3254: MR. MOUSE (Wed, 2008 May 21) #3255: THE REHABILITATION ACT (Thu, 2008 May 22) #3256: POOR FURRIES (Fri, 2008 May 23) #3257: THE EARLIEST CLOCKS (Sat, 2008 May 24) #3258: FAMOUS NATHAN'S (Sun, 2008 May 25) #3259: ZOMBIE II: THE RETURN OF THE ZOMBIE (Mon, 2008 May 26) #3260: SMILEY FACE (Tue, 2008 May 27) #3261: 2009 BUDGET (Wed, 2008 May 28) #3262: OH DO YOU NOW (Thu, 2008 May 29) #3263: POSTAL (Fri, 2008 May 30) #3264: THE HAPPENING (Sat, 2008 May 31) #3265: NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE (Sun, 2008 Jun 1) #3266: DEFCON (Mon, 2008 Jun 2) #3267: USER BOXES (Tue, 2008 Jun 3) #3268: SMILEYS (Wed, 2008 Jun 4) #3269: SHRILL WHINING (Thu, 2008 Jun 5) #3270: ED BEGLEY, JR. (Fri, 2008 Jun 6) #3271: TGZ OR TBZ (Sat, 2008 Jun 7) #3272: BLU-RAY (Sun, 2008 Jun 8) #3273: THANKS WIKIPEDIA (Mon, 2008 Jun 9) #3274: TED TALKS (Tue, 2008 Jun 10) #3275: THERE CAN ONLY BE WHAT (Wed, 2008 Jun 11) #3276: SENTENCE DIAGRAMMING (Thu, 2008 Jun 12) #3277: DEAR PARENT (Fri, 2008 Jun 13) #3278: WP (Sat, 2008 Jun 14) #3279: COSMIC RAYS (Sun, 2008 Jun 15) #3280: AND GUESS WHAT IT IS (Mon, 2008 Jun 16) #3281: HARD ROCK CAFE (Tue, 2008 Jun 17) #3282: DIVISIVE (Wed, 2008 Jun 18) #3283: AN INTERESTED VOTER (Thu, 2008 Jun 19) #3284: SPORE CREATURE CREATOR (Fri, 2008 Jun 20) #3285: IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT (Sat, 2008 Jun 21) #3286: BIPOLAR DISORDER (Sun, 2008 Jun 22) #3287: NO FAIR (Mon, 2008 Jun 23) #3288: STARCHILD (Tue, 2008 Jun 24) #3289: GLORIA STEINEM (Wed, 2008 Jun 25) #3290: HUMAN RIGHTS COMPLAINT (Thu, 2008 Jun 26) #3291: DO IT (Fri, 2008 Jun 27) #3292: CORY DOCTOROW (Sat, 2008 Jun 28) #3293: FRIZZ (Sun, 2008 Jun 29) #3294: SAVING GRACE (Mon, 2008 Jun 30) #3295: PAY PER VIEW (Tue, 2008 Jul 1) #3296: PSYCHE (Wed, 2008 Jul 2) #3297: CHRIST IS LORD (Thu, 2008 Jul 3) #3298: SPONGEBOB (Fri, 2008 Jul 4) #3299: RING AND RUN (Sat, 2008 Jul 5) #3300: ASPERGIAN WIKIPEDIANS (Sun, 2008 Jul 6) #3301: CHOCOLATEY (Mon, 2008 Jul 7) #3302: THE V-WORD (Tue, 2008 Jul 8) #3303: SAVING THROW (Wed, 2008 Jul 9) #3304: AND FLUSH (Thu, 2008 Jul 10) #3305: POMO (Fri, 2008 Jul 11) #3306: FORTUNE COOKIE (Sat, 2008 Jul 12) #3307: TRUTH TO POWER (Sun, 2008 Jul 13) #3308: ROGAINE (Mon, 2008 Jul 14) #3309: HUGGLE (Tue, 2008 Jul 15) #3310: BLACK HAT (Wed, 2008 Jul 16) #3311: PREMIERE (Thu, 2008 Jul 17) #3312: CRIMEFIGHTER (Fri, 2008 Jul 18) #3313: KITTEN-TAIL CONGRUENCE (Sat, 2008 Jul 19) #3314: BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY (Sun, 2008 Jul 20) #3315: INIMITABLE (Mon, 2008 Jul 21) #3316: RIDGES (Tue, 2008 Jul 22) #3317: ANDROMEDA STRAIN (Wed, 2008 Jul 23) #3318: MAXIMUM GAME (Thu, 2008 Jul 24) #3319: TWO-STEP (Fri, 2008 Jul 25) #3320: SARAH SILVERMAN (Sat, 2008 Jul 26) #3321: NEW INNOVATIONS (Sun, 2008 Jul 27) #3322: WIENERS (Mon, 2008 Jul 28) #3323: HOT-LINE RAPE COUNSELOR (RIGHT AWAY YOU KNOW THIS CAN'T BE GOOD) (Tue, 2008 Jul 29) #3324: SO HUNGRY (Wed, 2008 Jul 30) #3325: MPW (Thu, 2008 Jul 31) #3326: SPANKONOMICS (Fri, 2008 Aug 1) #3327: THREE WISE MEN (Sat, 2008 Aug 2) #3328: SURFACE CONTROLLER (Sun, 2008 Aug 3) #3329: THE GIVING BALLS (Mon, 2008 Aug 4) #3330: THE COUNTING SONG (Tue, 2008 Aug 5) #3331: MISNOMER (Wed, 2008 Aug 6) #3332: AGAIN (Thu, 2008 Aug 7) #3333: NEW WIKIPEDIA CATEGORY (Fri, 2008 Aug 8) #3334: A STATISTIC (Sat, 2008 Aug 9) #3335: FAVICON (Sun, 2008 Aug 10) #3336: CRY HAVOC (Mon, 2008 Aug 11) #3337: BOB BARR (Tue, 2008 Aug 12) #3338: COMPUTER LOVE (Wed, 2008 Aug 13) #3339: WRATH OF THE KING (Thu, 2008 Aug 14) #3340: WHEN YOU SEE IT (Fri, 2008 Aug 15) #3341: THE ART OF WAR II (Sat, 2008 Aug 16) #3342: A.B.S. (Sun, 2008 Aug 17) #3343: DREAM SEQUENCES (Mon, 2008 Aug 18) #3344: THE DAY THE DUDE STOOD STILL (Tue, 2008 Aug 19) #3345: TWEETS (Wed, 2008 Aug 20) #3346: BILL MOYERS (Thu, 2008 Aug 21) #3347: INCONTINENCE (Fri, 2008 Aug 22) #3348: INTERJECTION (Sat, 2008 Aug 23) #3349: NERF/NERD (Sun, 2008 Aug 24) #3350: BLEG (Mon, 2008 Aug 25) #3351: NUANCED (Tue, 2008 Aug 26) #3352: MMORPG (Wed, 2008 Aug 27) #3353: RECREATE '68 (Thu, 2008 Aug 28) #3354: AMELIA EARHEART (Fri, 2008 Aug 29) #3355: AND THE REPUBLICAN VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS (Sat, 2008 Aug 30) #3356: TOO TRUE (Sun, 2008 Aug 31) #3357: WORLD PEACE (Mon, 2008 Sep 1) #3358: SHOGUN (Tue, 2008 Sep 2) #3359: MORE REWARDING (Wed, 2008 Sep 3) #3360: FIVE W'S (Thu, 2008 Sep 4) #3361: BEER TIME MAYBE (Fri, 2008 Sep 5) #3362: BEFORE THE IPHONE (Sat, 2008 Sep 6) #3363: DEAR PROTESTORS (Sun, 2008 Sep 7) #3364: SLATE FONTS (Mon, 2008 Sep 8) #3365: FIFTH BIRTHDAY (Tue, 2008 Sep 9) #3366: BLACK & WHITE II (Wed, 2008 Sep 10) #3367: NEVER FORGET (Thu, 2008 Sep 11) #3368: PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH (Fri, 2008 Sep 12) #3369: FOLLOWING MARX (Sat, 2008 Sep 13) #3370: DARK UNDERWEAR (Sun, 2008 Sep 14) #3371: CATHOLICISM (Mon, 2008 Sep 15) #3372: AHEM YOU'RE JUDGING (Tue, 2008 Sep 16) #3373: POST-PARTUM DEPRESSION (Wed, 2008 Sep 17) #3374: BUG RESOLUTION (PART VII OF THE LECTURE ON THE LIFECYCLE OF A BUG) (Thu, 2008 Sep 18) #3375: PEANUT BUTTER ANALOG (Fri, 2008 Sep 19) #3376: PIRATE (Sat, 2008 Sep 20) #3377: MICHELLE MALKIN (Sun, 2008 Sep 21) #3378: THE FERRET WITH THE PECULIAR NAME (Mon, 2008 Sep 22) #3379: PETA (Tue, 2008 Sep 23) #3380: ALL THE WASTED EFFORT (Wed, 2008 Sep 24) #3381: FOOT-RELATED EMPLOYMENT (Thu, 2008 Sep 25) #3382: YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES (Fri, 2008 Sep 26) #3383: CRYSIS WARHEAD (Sat, 2008 Sep 27) #3384: I WISH IT (Sun, 2008 Sep 28) #3385: HOWARD THE DUCK (Mon, 2008 Sep 29) #3386: MARKETS (Tue, 2008 Sep 30) #3387: BLAH BLAH BLAH (Wed, 2008 Oct 1) #3388: GORF (Thu, 2008 Oct 2) #3389: WALL STREET/MAIN STREET (Fri, 2008 Oct 3) #3390: TRUE STORY: THE ANT SPEAKS (Sat, 2008 Oct 4) #3391: FOR ALL MANKIND (Sun, 2008 Oct 5) #3392: HEAVEN'S GATE (Mon, 2008 Oct 6) #3393: HOROLOGISTS (Tue, 2008 Oct 7) #3394: SNUFF BUKKAKE (Wed, 2008 Oct 8) #3395: NEWTON'S CRADLE (Thu, 2008 Oct 9) #3396: ENCELADUS (Fri, 2008 Oct 10) #3397: PROPOSITION 8 (Sat, 2008 Oct 11) #3398: THE SHIELD (Sun, 2008 Oct 12) #3399: A POX (Mon, 2008 Oct 13) #3400: BEN STILLER (Tue, 2008 Oct 14) #3401: KNIFE FIGHT (Wed, 2008 Oct 15) #3402: HAX (Thu, 2008 Oct 16) #3403: PBUH (Fri, 2008 Oct 17) #3404: DEUS EX (Sat, 2008 Oct 18) #3405: BODY WASH (Sun, 2008 Oct 19) #3406: SWOON (Mon, 2008 Oct 20) #3407: HOLODECK (Tue, 2008 Oct 21) #3408: PSYCHIC DETECTIVE (Wed, 2008 Oct 22) #3409: GOLF (Thu, 2008 Oct 23) #3410: STRANGELY APPROPRIATE (Fri, 2008 Oct 24) #3411: AMERICAN MCGEE PRESENTS (Sat, 2008 Oct 25) #3412: THE NEXT SEASON OF 24 (Sun, 2008 Oct 26) #3413: NOBODY'S BUSINESS (Mon, 2008 Oct 27) #3414: OVER (Tue, 2008 Oct 28) #3415: INFLATION (Wed, 2008 Oct 29) #3416: 54-40 (Thu, 2008 Oct 30) #3417: BLOGSHARES (Fri, 2008 Oct 31) #3418: ECONOMICS (Sat, 2008 Nov 1) #3419: KNIGHT RIDER (Sun, 2008 Nov 2) #3420: POOR MADONNA (Mon, 2008 Nov 3) #3421: ELECTION ADVICE (Tue, 2008 Nov 4) #3422: LOL PRESIDENT (Wed, 2008 Nov 5) #3423: MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH (Thu, 2008 Nov 6) #3424: COLT MODEL 1911 (Fri, 2008 Nov 7) #3425: I HAVE A WIFE (Sat, 2008 Nov 8) #3426: A SINCERE OFFER (Sun, 2008 Nov 9) #3427: AISLE VS. ISLE (Mon, 2008 Nov 10) #3428: POOR LETTERMAN (Tue, 2008 Nov 11) #3429: JOE (Wed, 2008 Nov 12) #3430: MOTHER GOD (Thu, 2008 Nov 13) #3431: D.A.M. (Fri, 2008 Nov 14) #3432: THE TUMMY (Sat, 2008 Nov 15) #3433: GRANDMA (Sun, 2008 Nov 16) #3434: QUEEN (Mon, 2008 Nov 17) #3435: TIPPECANOE AND TYLER TOO (Tue, 2008 Nov 18) #3436: DROP (Wed, 2008 Nov 19) #3437: GFG (Thu, 2008 Nov 20) #3438: SALIVA (Fri, 2008 Nov 21) #3439: TUNA & CLOROX (Sat, 2008 Nov 22) #3440: FOO FIGHTERS (Sun, 2008 Nov 23) #3441: TED TALK (Mon, 2008 Nov 24) #3442: PUMPKIN-RELATED (Tue, 2008 Nov 25) #3443: ANOTHER PROTEST CHANT (Wed, 2008 Nov 26) #3444: TAKE A LITTLE TRYP (Thu, 2008 Nov 27) #3445: GIVING YOU THE BIRD (Fri, 2008 Nov 28) #3446: IF I WERE PRESIDENT (Sat, 2008 Nov 29) #3447: YES/NO ON 8 (Sun, 2008 Nov 30) #3448: BRUSH FIRES (Mon, 2008 Dec 1) #3449: A PETITION TO CONGRESS FOR A REDRESS OF GRIEVANCES (Tue, 2008 Dec 2) #3450: CMSG NEWGROUP (Wed, 2008 Dec 3) #3451: TRENDING PURPLE (Thu, 2008 Dec 4) #3452: UNICORN POLITICS (Fri, 2008 Dec 5) #3453: A TERRIBLE T-SHIRT IDEA (Sat, 2008 Dec 6) #3454: LEGS (Sun, 2008 Dec 7) #3455: WORLD AT WAR (Mon, 2008 Dec 8) #3456: CRUFT (Tue, 2008 Dec 9) #3457: DOCUMENTATION (Wed, 2008 Dec 10) #3458: GAY FOR A DAY (Thu, 2008 Dec 11) #3459: LOUSY T-SHIRT (Fri, 2008 Dec 12) #3460: BLAGOJEVICH (Sat, 2008 Dec 13) #3461: EXCEPTIONS (Sun, 2008 Dec 14) #3462: GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE (Mon, 2008 Dec 15) #3463: TERRIBLE SEQUEL (Tue, 2008 Dec 16) #3464: A REGULAR DINOSAUR (Wed, 2008 Dec 17) #3465: FACEBOOK (Thu, 2008 Dec 18) #3466: DUAL CITIZENSHIP (Fri, 2008 Dec 19) #3467: NOT WITH A WHIMPER EITHER (Sat, 2008 Dec 20) #3468: PERFECT (Sun, 2008 Dec 21) #3469: MAX Q (Mon, 2008 Dec 22) #3470: HAPPY HOLIDAYS (Tue, 2008 Dec 23) #3471: AUTOGRAPHS (Wed, 2008 Dec 24) #3472: DEEPAK CHOPRA (Thu, 2008 Dec 25) #3473: SOMBRERO (Fri, 2008 Dec 26) #3474: THE (Sat, 2008 Dec 27) #3475: MOUTHAL (Sun, 2008 Dec 28) #3476: PAYING THE JIZYA (Mon, 2008 Dec 29) #3477: CALL GIRLS (Tue, 2008 Dec 30) #3478: PFU (Wed, 2008 Dec 31) #3479: HAPPY NEW YEAR (Thu, 2009 Jan 1) #3480: DEAR BAILOUT BEGGARS (Fri, 2009 Jan 2) #3481: DOWN MY GULLET (Sat, 2009 Jan 3) #3482: JEFF BRIDGES (Sun, 2009 Jan 4) #3483: CROSS TO BEAR (Mon, 2009 Jan 5) #3484: FOLLOW-UP (Tue, 2009 Jan 6) #3485: NO ON 8K (Wed, 2009 Jan 7) #3486: CW (Thu, 2009 Jan 8) #3487: NP;DR (Fri, 2009 Jan 9) #3488: LILLO BRANCATO (Sat, 2009 Jan 10) #3489: FREE QASSAM ROCKETS (Sun, 2009 Jan 11) #3490: 24 SEASON 7 (Mon, 2009 Jan 12) #3491: CHATTERING CLASSES (Tue, 2009 Jan 13) #3492: VINT CERF (Wed, 2009 Jan 14) #3493: PRODUCTIVITY (Thu, 2009 Jan 15) #3494: PINKY RING (Fri, 2009 Jan 16) #3495: ITCHY RASH (Sat, 2009 Jan 17) #3496: IRREVERENT (Sun, 2009 Jan 18) #3497: ORGANIC FOOD (Mon, 2009 Jan 19) #3498: THERAPIST (Tue, 2009 Jan 20) #3499: MICKEY ROURKE (Wed, 2009 Jan 21) #3500: FIFTH FUNDAMENTAL INTERATION (Thu, 2009 Jan 22) #3501: SPANISH CIVIL WAR (Fri, 2009 Jan 23) #3502: SERIOUSLYITIS (Sat, 2009 Jan 24) #3503: MOFO (Sun, 2009 Jan 25) #3504: MILK (Mon, 2009 Jan 26) #3505: IF THEY STILL EXISTED (Tue, 2009 Jan 27) #3506: AFTER THE JUMP (Wed, 2009 Jan 28) #3507: COMMANDO (Thu, 2009 Jan 29) #3508: THE ORIGINAL DRUG (Fri, 2009 Jan 30) #3509: WEEKLY PODCAST (Sat, 2009 Jan 31) #3510: AMERICAN IDOL (Sun, 2009 Feb 1) #3511: UNPRECEDENTED (Mon, 2009 Feb 2) #3512: STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS (Tue, 2009 Feb 3) #3513: PRICK JOKES (Wed, 2009 Feb 4) #3514: BAILOUT (Thu, 2009 Feb 5) #3515: BONER PART I (Fri, 2009 Feb 6) #3516: BONER PART II (Sat, 2009 Feb 7) #3517: BONER PART III (Sun, 2009 Feb 8) #3518: THIS LOUSY MALARIA INFECTION (Mon, 2009 Feb 9) #3519: A REAL VOICE (Tue, 2009 Feb 10) #3520: EPONYMOUS DISEASE (Wed, 2009 Feb 11) #3521: WILL.I.AM (Thu, 2009 Feb 12) #3522: SINISTER (Fri, 2009 Feb 13) #3523: NO TAXATION WITHOUT (Sat, 2009 Feb 14) #3524: RINGS (Sun, 2009 Feb 15) #3525: ZERO DAYS (Mon, 2009 Feb 16) #3526: PAJAMAS MEDIA ADVERTISING NETWORK (Tue, 2009 Feb 17) #3527: MARS NEEDS WOMEN (Wed, 2009 Feb 18) #3528: WICCAN (Thu, 2009 Feb 19) #3529: SACAGAWEA (Fri, 2009 Feb 20) #3530: UMBRELLA (Sat, 2009 Feb 21) #3531: 2G1C (Sun, 2009 Feb 22) #3532: THEY MIGHT BE CHILDREN (Mon, 2009 Feb 23) #3533: DODECAHEDRUPLETS (Tue, 2009 Feb 24) #3534: ACCORDING TO HINDU MYTH (Wed, 2009 Feb 25) #3535: TINA FEY REDUX (Thu, 2009 Feb 26) #3536: UNIX TIME (Fri, 2009 Feb 27) #3537: COINCIDENCE (Sat, 2009 Feb 28) #3538: HAL (Sun, 2009 Mar 1) #3539: DVORAK (Mon, 2009 Mar 2) #3540: DUNK CONTEST (Tue, 2009 Mar 3) #3541: DUB DUB DUB (Wed, 2009 Mar 4) #3542: THE FIRST DAY II (Thu, 2009 Mar 5) #3543: I ALWAYS LIKE A CHALLENGE (Fri, 2009 Mar 6) #3544: POST (Sat, 2009 Mar 7) #3545: GREEN (Sun, 2009 Mar 8) #3546: LEAVING DEVIANTART (Mon, 2009 Mar 9) #3547: PNEUMONIA (Tue, 2009 Mar 10) #3548: EVOLVE AS A BLOGGER (Wed, 2009 Mar 11) #3549: INTERROWHAT (Thu, 2009 Mar 12) #3550: CARRY ON DUDE (Fri, 2009 Mar 13) #3551: A WORD OF WARNING (Sat, 2009 Mar 14) #3552: RESERVING THE RIGHT (Sun, 2009 Mar 15) #3553: RAPE RESPONSIBLY (Mon, 2009 Mar 16) #3554: FLOOR ANGER (Tue, 2009 Mar 17) #3555: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN (Wed, 2009 Mar 18) #3556: HIS BASTOGNE (Thu, 2009 Mar 19) #3557: SERIOUSLY NOW (Fri, 2009 Mar 20) #3558: PROTISTS (Sat, 2009 Mar 21) #3559: A THOUGHTLESS JOKE (Sun, 2009 Mar 22) #3560: DIANE REHM (Mon, 2009 Mar 23) #3561: WHO CAN I BILL (Tue, 2009 Mar 24) #3562: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA FINALE SPOILERS (Wed, 2009 Mar 25) #3563: NEWFOUND BANDWIDTH (Thu, 2009 Mar 26) #3564: DARKEST SECRET (Fri, 2009 Mar 27) #3565: EARTH HOUR 2009 (Sat, 2009 Mar 28) #3566: SHAMWOW (Sun, 2009 Mar 29) #3567: ALL I'M GOOD FOR (Mon, 2009 Mar 30) #3568: SUPERID (Tue, 2009 Mar 31) #3569: HARD BOILED EGGS (Wed, 2009 Apr 1) #3570: PROBABLY NOT THE SECOND ONE (Thu, 2009 Apr 2) #3571: CLEARLY AND CONCISELY (Fri, 2009 Apr 3) #3572: BPC (Sat, 2009 Apr 4) #3573: ANDY KAUFMAN (Sun, 2009 Apr 5) #3574: THE TRUTH FINALLY COMES OUT (Mon, 2009 Apr 6) #3575: NORMAN MAILER (Tue, 2009 Apr 7) #3576: WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN (Wed, 2009 Apr 8) #3577: DARWINISM (Thu, 2009 Apr 9) #3578: QUICK RECAP (Fri, 2009 Apr 10) #3579: DEEPEST SEXUAL FANTASY (Sat, 2009 Apr 11) #3580: PARKINSON'S (Sun, 2009 Apr 12) #3581: CAVEAT _____ (Mon, 2009 Apr 13) #3582: OH PADDINGTON (Tue, 2009 Apr 14) #3583: PAINTING (Wed, 2009 Apr 15) #3584: EGG CUBERS (Thu, 2009 Apr 16) #3585: MORE ABOUT TWITTER (Fri, 2009 Apr 17) #3586: GLENN BECK (Sat, 2009 Apr 18) #3587: PROFESSIONAL ARTIST (Sun, 2009 Apr 19) #3588: PINK PANTHER 3 (Mon, 2009 Apr 20) #3589: LICKERISH (Tue, 2009 Apr 21) #3590: A TYPICAL DAY AT THE OFFICE (Wed, 2009 Apr 22) #3591: SHORT ANSWER: YES BUT (Thu, 2009 Apr 23) #3592: FICTIONAL BALLS (Fri, 2009 Apr 24) #3593: FROM THE REVERSE ANGLE (Sat, 2009 Apr 25) #3594: TWENTIETH CENTURY (Sun, 2009 Apr 26) #3595: AQUATIC WEEK: THAT'S NOT AMORE (Mon, 2009 Apr 27) #3596: AQUATIC WEEK: A LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY (Tue, 2009 Apr 28) #3597: AQUATIC WEEK: DESTINY'S CHILD (Wed, 2009 Apr 29) #3598: AQUATIC WEEK: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM (Thu, 2009 Apr 30) #3599: AQUATIC WEEK: REST IN PEACE (Fri, 2009 May 1) #3600: AQUATIC WEEK: IF YOU NEED ME (Sat, 2009 May 2) #3601: BEAUTY CONTEST JUDGE (Sun, 2009 May 3) #3602: THE CLOSING OF GEOCITIES (Mon, 2009 May 4) #3603: SWINE FLU (Tue, 2009 May 5) #3604: A DAY WITHOUT A GAY (Wed, 2009 May 6) #3605: FIREFLY (Thu, 2009 May 7) #3606: NO MATHEMATICIANS ALLOWED (Fri, 2009 May 8) #3607: DIS-BOAT-LIEF (Sat, 2009 May 9) #3608: HELP (Sun, 2009 May 10) #3609: ANAL WEEK: TIRED OF LISTENING (Mon, 2009 May 11) #3610: ANAL WEEK: UP MY ASS YOU GO (Tue, 2009 May 12) #3611: ANAL WEEK: THANKS NANCY (Wed, 2009 May 13) #3612: ANAL WEEK: SHOWER DRAIN TREASURES (Thu, 2009 May 14) #3613: ANAL WEEK: THIS HANDY MACE (Fri, 2009 May 15) #3614: DON'T IT MAKE (Sat, 2009 May 16) #3615: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE (Sun, 2009 May 17) #3616: THE DAY (Mon, 2009 May 18) #3617: HIGH VELOCITY DUMP (Tue, 2009 May 19) #3618: DIG DUG (Wed, 2009 May 20) #3619: EARTH FIRST (Thu, 2009 May 21) #3620: NEED TO BE LET OUT (Fri, 2009 May 22) #3621: OUT OF MY BEDROOM (Sat, 2009 May 23) #3622: DEFAULT TO HOT (Sun, 2009 May 24) #3623: STAR TREK (Mon, 2009 May 25) #3624: ELLA ENCHANTED (Tue, 2009 May 26) #3625: THE SECRET SHAME OF ERUCTATION (Wed, 2009 May 27) #3626: UGLIES (Thu, 2009 May 28) #3627: JONESIN' (Fri, 2009 May 29) #3628: A CANDLE TO THE DARKNESS (Sat, 2009 May 30) #3629: GREETINGS FROM SUNNY HAWAII (Sun, 2009 May 31) #3630: THE DIE-DINE DISTINCTION (Mon, 2009 Jun 1) #3631: MY JOB IS DONE (Tue, 2009 Jun 2) #3632: BE DOWN IN A BIT (Wed, 2009 Jun 3) #3633: SIXTIES KISS (Thu, 2009 Jun 4) #3634: LOOK AT ME (Fri, 2009 Jun 5) #3635: DAVID CARRADINE (Sat, 2009 Jun 6) #3636: THE FIRST FAMILY (Sun, 2009 Jun 7) #3637: STATE OF PLAY (Mon, 2009 Jun 8) #3638: OUR NEW SUPREME COURT JUSTICE NOMINEE (Tue, 2009 Jun 9) #3639: L4D2 (Wed, 2009 Jun 10) #3640: THE OBVIOUS (Thu, 2009 Jun 11) #3641: LILITH FAIR (Fri, 2009 Jun 12) #3642: HOMEOPATHY (Sat, 2009 Jun 13) #3643: PLUTOCRATS (Sun, 2009 Jun 14) #3644: IRANIAN REVOLUTION II (Mon, 2009 Jun 15) #3645: FLAG DAY (Tue, 2009 Jun 16) #3646: HANGOVER CURE (Wed, 2009 Jun 17) #3647: TWO WORDS YOU WILL WANT TO IMMEDIATELY FORGET (Thu, 2009 Jun 18) #3648: THE STONING (Fri, 2009 Jun 19) #3649: I MAY BE A SLOB (Sat, 2009 Jun 20) #3650: SOLIDARITY BY ICON (Sun, 2009 Jun 21) #3651: A NEW CZAR (Mon, 2009 Jun 22) #3652: PEREZ HILTON VS. WILL.I.AM (Tue, 2009 Jun 23) #3653: NO HARD FEELINGS, HOPE WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS (Wed, 2009 Jun 24) #3654: ARGENTINA (Thu, 2009 Jun 25) #3655: NEW KING OF POP (Fri, 2009 Jun 26) #3656: YOUR CHOICE (Sat, 2009 Jun 27) #3657: SOMETHING WE CAN ALL BE PROUD OF (Sun, 2009 Jun 28) #3658: MATH IS HARD (Mon, 2009 Jun 29) #3659: BRIGHT (Tue, 2009 Jun 30) #3660: SENATOR AL FRANKEN (Wed, 2009 Jul 1) #3661: HAWTHORNE (Thu, 2009 Jul 2) #3662: WHICH ARE YOU (Fri, 2009 Jul 3) #3663: DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HISTORY (Sat, 2009 Jul 4) #3664: DROWNING JUICE (Sun, 2009 Jul 5) #3665: CONTRAVARIANT (Mon, 2009 Jul 6) #3666: ITCHY ELBOW (Tue, 2009 Jul 7) #3667: CHICXULUB (Wed, 2009 Jul 8) #3668: OLD MACDONALD (Thu, 2009 Jul 9) #3669: RUBY ON RAILS (Fri, 2009 Jul 10) #3670: HITLER GUMBY (Sat, 2009 Jul 11) #3671: GONZO (Sun, 2009 Jul 12) #3672: BILL HICKS (Mon, 2009 Jul 13) #3673: BABY JESUS (Tue, 2009 Jul 14) #3674: HOUSTON WE'VE HAD A PROBLEM (Wed, 2009 Jul 15) #3675: SOTOMAYOR (Thu, 2009 Jul 16) #3676: WHAT DO WE WANT (Fri, 2009 Jul 17) #3677: HIP HOP (Sat, 2009 Jul 18) #3678: IF YOU LIKE IT (Sun, 2009 Jul 19) #3679: ANAL(S) (Mon, 2009 Jul 20) #3680: TRANQUILITY BASE (Tue, 2009 Jul 21) #3681: CAUSE AND EFFECT (Wed, 2009 Jul 22) #3682: TRUE CONFESSIONS: MANATEE (Thu, 2009 Jul 23) #3683: FIREBALL (Fri, 2009 Jul 24) #3684: QREAGHTIVE (Sat, 2009 Jul 25) #3685: SHIVA (Sun, 2009 Jul 26) #3686: SCREWDRIVER (Mon, 2009 Jul 27) #3687: WELCOME TO THE FUTURE (Tue, 2009 Jul 28) #3688: THE IMPACT ON JUPITER (Wed, 2009 Jul 29) #3689: WIKIA (Thu, 2009 Jul 30) #3690: HONDURAS (Fri, 2009 Jul 31) #3691: FIST FLU (Sat, 2009 Aug 1) #3692: SOCKINGTON (Sun, 2009 Aug 2) #3693: ZOMBIE MILTON FRIEDMAN (Mon, 2009 Aug 3) #3694: SPHERE (Tue, 2009 Aug 4) #3695: BIRTH CERTIFICATE (Wed, 2009 Aug 5) #3696: MICROSOFT SILVERLIGHT (Thu, 2009 Aug 6) #3697: CHARLOTTE BRONTE (Fri, 2009 Aug 7) #3698: PURPLE PROSE (Sat, 2009 Aug 8) #3699: LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE (Sun, 2009 Aug 9) #3700: NEW NAME (Mon, 2009 Aug 10) #3701: IF GOD HAD WANTED (Tue, 2009 Aug 11) #3702: WOMANINFORM (Wed, 2009 Aug 12) #3703: WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS (Thu, 2009 Aug 13) #3704: VANESSA LANE (Fri, 2009 Aug 14) #3705: LOWERING EXPECTATIONS (Sat, 2009 Aug 15) #3706: UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH (Sun, 2009 Aug 16) #3707: AMY WINEHOUSE (Mon, 2009 Aug 17) #3708: TAKINGS CLAUSE (Tue, 2009 Aug 18) #3709: NATIONALIZATION (Wed, 2009 Aug 19) #3710: FISK (Thu, 2009 Aug 20) #3711: CULTURE WARS (Fri, 2009 Aug 21) #3712: SCURVY (Sat, 2009 Aug 22) #3713: A SERIOUS NATIONAL DISCUSSION (Sun, 2009 Aug 23) #3714: TEA PARTY (Mon, 2009 Aug 24) #3715: BATMANWHAT (Tue, 2009 Aug 25) #3716: AZERTY (Wed, 2009 Aug 26) #3717: LIONIZE (Thu, 2009 Aug 27) #3718: ILL OF THE DEAD (Fri, 2009 Aug 28) #3719: A BEAUTIFUL HAIKU (Sat, 2009 Aug 29) #3720: AURAL (Sun, 2009 Aug 30) #3721: HAPPY SPERM (Mon, 2009 Aug 31) #3722: VIOLET (Tue, 2009 Sep 1) #3723: HENRY KISSINGER (Wed, 2009 Sep 2) #3724: STAYCATION (Thu, 2009 Sep 3) #3725: MONIQUE ALEXANDER (Fri, 2009 Sep 4) #3726: SINCERE WISHES (Sat, 2009 Sep 5) #3727: CHOPLIFTER (Sun, 2009 Sep 6) #3728: SO LOOK OUT (Mon, 2009 Sep 7) #3729: TILA TEQUILA (Tue, 2009 Sep 8) #3730: 2009 AUGUST 9 (Wed, 2009 Sep 9) #3731: OUTRAGE (Thu, 2009 Sep 10) #3732: HEALTHCARE DEBATE (Fri, 2009 Sep 11) #3733: GERMANY VS. ITALY (Sat, 2009 Sep 12) #3734: TENSOR (Sun, 2009 Sep 13) #3735: BEHIND THE SCENES (Mon, 2009 Sep 14) #3736: VAMPIRE STORIES (Tue, 2009 Sep 15) #3737: CAPTCHAS (Wed, 2009 Sep 16) #3738: U2 (Thu, 2009 Sep 17) #3739: HADRONS (Fri, 2009 Sep 18) #3740: WOLFENSTEIN (Sat, 2009 Sep 19) #3741: TOGETHER (A FLASHBACK FROM HISTORY) (Sun, 2009 Sep 20) #3742: PETER, PAUL AND WHO (Mon, 2009 Sep 21) #3743: STG43, MP43, MP44 (Tue, 2009 Sep 22) #3744: WASHING WINDOWS (Wed, 2009 Sep 23) #3745: WHY ASK WHY (Thu, 2009 Sep 24) #3746: THE PRODUCERS (Fri, 2009 Sep 25) #3747: WHEN GOD CLOSES A DOOR (Sat, 2009 Sep 26) #3748: BRAD PITT (Sun, 2009 Sep 27) #3749: PROGRESS THRU PROCESSORS (Mon, 2009 Sep 28) #3750: M.F.A. (Tue, 2009 Sep 29) #3751: HUMMUS (Wed, 2009 Sep 30) #3752: POOR ROMAL POLANSKI (Thu, 2009 Oct 1) #3753: CHECK THAT (Fri, 2009 Oct 2) #3754: NOT LIKE THE OTHERS (Sat, 2009 Oct 3) #3755: ARSENIO HALL SHOW (Sun, 2009 Oct 4) #3756: HULA HOOP (Mon, 2009 Oct 5) #3757: JUST FLEW IN (Tue, 2009 Oct 6) #3758: BEHOLD (Wed, 2009 Oct 7) #3759: TENSOR PRODUCT (Thu, 2009 Oct 8) #3760: SO-CALLED (Fri, 2009 Oct 9) #3761: NOBEL PEACE PRIZE REDUX (Sat, 2009 Oct 10) #3762: AMERICAN SECTOR (Sun, 2009 Oct 11) #3763: PLAXICO (Mon, 2009 Oct 12) #3764: AKIMBO PISTOLS (Tue, 2009 Oct 13) #3765: WICCAN POWERS (Wed, 2009 Oct 14) #3766: KARI BYRON (Thu, 2009 Oct 15) #3767: HASHTAGS (Fri, 2009 Oct 16) #3768: ARCHIPELAGO (Sat, 2009 Oct 17) #3769: CAN'T QUIT YOU (Sun, 2009 Oct 18) #3770: BALOOON RIDE (Mon, 2009 Oct 19) #3771: SET IT FREE (Tue, 2009 Oct 20) #3772: HIGGS FIELD (Wed, 2009 Oct 21) #3773: NEW MEME (Thu, 2009 Oct 22) #3774: AUTISM (Fri, 2009 Oct 23) #3775: JOHN LENNON (Sat, 2009 Oct 24) #3776: BEHIND THE SCENES CLIPS (Sun, 2009 Oct 25) #3777: POOR ROOMBA (Mon, 2009 Oct 26) #3778: GEORGE LOPEZ (Tue, 2009 Oct 27) #3779: PLEASE READ (Wed, 2009 Oct 28) #3780: SO SAY WE ALL (Thu, 2009 Oct 29) #3781: NOT A FIGHTER (Fri, 2009 Oct 30) #3782: FOREIGNER (Sat, 2009 Oct 31) #3783: GEORGE WASHINGTON'S TRUE ADMISSION (Sun, 2009 Nov 1) #3784: KINDLE FANTASY (Mon, 2009 Nov 2) #3785: THE VIEW (Tue, 2009 Nov 3) #3786: BABY I LOVE YOUR WAY (Wed, 2009 Nov 4) #3787: A SINCERE PLEA FROM A SINCERE FLOUNDER (Thu, 2009 Nov 5) #3788: JUST TO HEAR MYSELF TALK (Fri, 2009 Nov 6) #3789: A SHORT BREAK (Sat, 2009 Nov 7) #3790: ISLAMABAD (Sun, 2009 Nov 8) #3791: XENI JARDIN (Mon, 2009 Nov 9) #3792: NON-HUMAN RIGHTS (Tue, 2009 Nov 10) #3793: TINKERBELL (Wed, 2009 Nov 11) #3794: U.S.O.N.G.A.S. (Thu, 2009 Nov 12) #3795: MAST (Fri, 2009 Nov 13) #3796: A SYMPHONY (Sat, 2009 Nov 14) #3797: THREE LITTLE ______ (Sun, 2009 Nov 15) #3798: ASPIE DATING SITE (Mon, 2009 Nov 16) #3799: WE ARE COLOR BLIND (Tue, 2009 Nov 17) #3800: STERNUTATION (Wed, 2009 Nov 18) #3801: COUCH PLASTIC (Thu, 2009 Nov 19) #3802: KISS (Fri, 2009 Nov 20) #3803: WINDOWS 7 RELEASE PARTY (Sat, 2009 Nov 21) #3804: MILFS (Sun, 2009 Nov 22) #3805: PIPE (Mon, 2009 Nov 23) #3806: WORD JUMBLE (Tue, 2009 Nov 24) #3807: GODETTE (Wed, 2009 Nov 25) #3808: TRANSFORMERS (Thu, 2009 Nov 26) #3809: TAP TAP TAP (Fri, 2009 Nov 27) #3810: DINOSAUR DREAM (Sat, 2009 Nov 28) #3811: POOR CARMELLA (Sun, 2009 Nov 29) #3812: BLACK PRESIDENT (Mon, 2009 Nov 30) #3813: TRANSEXUAL VS. INTERSEX (Tue, 2009 Dec 1) #3814: SPACE BUS (Wed, 2009 Dec 2) #3815: BRIGHTS (Thu, 2009 Dec 3) #3816: DUST (Fri, 2009 Dec 4) #3817: BHOPAL (Sat, 2009 Dec 5) #3818: ETHER FROLIC (Sun, 2009 Dec 6) #3819: COMIC SANS (Mon, 2009 Dec 7) #3820: MARTIN SHORT (Tue, 2009 Dec 8) #3821: YOU LOST ME (Wed, 2009 Dec 9) #3822: FUNEMPLOYED (Thu, 2009 Dec 10) #3823: ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET (Fri, 2009 Dec 11) #3824: JEOPARDY MISHAP (Sat, 2009 Dec 12) #3825: KOREANS (Sun, 2009 Dec 13) #3826: 2 LEGIT (Mon, 2009 Dec 14) #3827: HOWARD THE DUCK II (Tue, 2009 Dec 15) #3828: A GOOD FPS (Wed, 2009 Dec 16) #3829: FORT DIX (Thu, 2009 Dec 17) #3830: BELOW THE FOLD (Fri, 2009 Dec 18) #3831: LASSIE (Sat, 2009 Dec 19) #3832: FOXHOLE (Sun, 2009 Dec 20) #3833: DALAI LAMA (Mon, 2009 Dec 21) #3834: STAY GREEN (Tue, 2009 Dec 22) #3835: TWITS.WS (Wed, 2009 Dec 23) #3836: TAKE MY WIFE (Thu, 2009 Dec 24) #3837: SEASON'S GREETINGS (Fri, 2009 Dec 25) #3838: A POST-CHRISTMAS PLEA (Sat, 2009 Dec 26) #3839: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A PIPE, IDIOT (Sun, 2009 Dec 27) #3840: HAMMER AND SICKLE (Mon, 2009 Dec 28) #3841: PONG (Tue, 2009 Dec 29) #3842: BLAST OFF (Wed, 2009 Dec 30) #3843: MILLARD FILLMORE (Thu, 2009 Dec 31) #3844: ATTACK OF MY BALLS (Fri, 2010 Jan 1) #3845: MATURE VIP SINGLES (Sat, 2010 Jan 2) #3846: GENERIC PRONOUNS (Sun, 2010 Jan 3) #3847: WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH? (Mon, 2010 Jan 4) #3848: MEDITATION RETREAT (Tue, 2010 Jan 5) #3849: 2K10 (Wed, 2010 Jan 6) #3850: LONDON KEYS (Thu, 2010 Jan 7) #3851: EUROPEAN PORN STARS (Fri, 2010 Jan 8) #3852: DANCES WITH AVATARS (Sat, 2010 Jan 9) #3853: IDEAS WORTH (Sun, 2010 Jan 10) #3854: SETEC ASTRONOMY (Mon, 2010 Jan 11) #3855: BROOM (Tue, 2010 Jan 12) #3856: THE BAR EXAM (Wed, 2010 Jan 13) #3857: IN SEARCH OF (Thu, 2010 Jan 14) #3858: LATINA ABUSE (Fri, 2010 Jan 15) #3859: FRED ROGERS (Sat, 2010 Jan 16) #3860: WHAT'S WORSE (Sun, 2010 Jan 17) #3861: METRIC TENSOR (Mon, 2010 Jan 18) #3862: VANGELIS (Tue, 2010 Jan 19) #3863: MEDICAL FUND (Wed, 2010 Jan 20) #3864: MIDGET SUBS (Thu, 2010 Jan 21) #3865: MATHEMATICA (Fri, 2010 Jan 22) #3866: GIANNA MICHAELS (Sat, 2010 Jan 23) #3867: WYCLEF JEAN (Sun, 2010 Jan 24) #3868: TOSS-UP (Mon, 2010 Jan 25) #3869: OLIVER STONE (Tue, 2010 Jan 26) #3870: AC-130 (Wed, 2010 Jan 27) #3871: FRAK (Thu, 2010 Jan 28) #3872: BELIEVE IN LOVE (Fri, 2010 Jan 29) #3873: PRORATE (Sat, 2010 Jan 30) #3874: CATECHISM (Sun, 2010 Jan 31) #3875: FUSIFORM GYRUS (Mon, 2010 Feb 1) #3876: A TWITTER ACCOUNT (Tue, 2010 Feb 2) #3877: KATAMARI BALLS (Wed, 2010 Feb 3) #3878: DONNIE (Thu, 2010 Feb 4) #3879: RACHEL MADDOW (Fri, 2010 Feb 5) #3880: IPAD (Sat, 2010 Feb 6) #3881: FLESHDANCE (Sun, 2010 Feb 7) #3882: 2010 (Mon, 2010 Feb 8) #3883: SIXTIES (Tue, 2010 Feb 9) #3884: HENRY ROLLINS (Wed, 2010 Feb 10) #3885: WIENER PACKET (Thu, 2010 Feb 11) #3886: SHIBBOLETH (Fri, 2010 Feb 12) #3887: LUCY LEE'S SENTENCE (Sat, 2010 Feb 13) #3888: WWAPKD (Sun, 2010 Feb 14) #3889: CHANGE THE CHANNEL (Mon, 2010 Feb 15) #3890: DUCK AND COVER (Tue, 2010 Feb 16) #3891: NAUGHTS OR AUGHTS (Wed, 2010 Feb 17) #3892: DRU BARRYMORE (Thu, 2010 Feb 18) #3893: OPERATION NEW DAWN (Fri, 2010 Feb 19) #3894: DUBAI ASSASSINATION (Sat, 2010 Feb 20) #3895: O, INTERNET (Sun, 2010 Feb 21) #3896: CSI (Mon, 2010 Feb 22) #3897: HARVEY FILK (Tue, 2010 Feb 23) #3898: LITERALLY (Wed, 2010 Feb 24) #3899: GOODBYE (Thu, 2010 Feb 25) #3900: AHRYAN ASTYN (Fri, 2010 Feb 26) #3901: IAFD (Sat, 2010 Feb 27) #3902: IT'S COLD (Sun, 2010 Feb 28) #3903: WOMEN ON SUBS (Mon, 2010 Mar 1) #3904: RIPLEY (Tue, 2010 Mar 2) #3905: MOBY (Wed, 2010 Mar 3) #3906: TIGER WOODS (Thu, 2010 Mar 4) #3907: WORLD CAN'T WAIT (Fri, 2010 Mar 5) #3908: NSFW (Sat, 2010 Mar 6) #3909: SHRIMPSS [SIC] (Sun, 2010 Mar 7) #3910: BLACK (Mon, 2010 Mar 8) #3911: RETYPE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS (Tue, 2010 Mar 9) #3912: FILF (Wed, 2010 Mar 10) #3913: DIED FOR YOUR SINS (Thu, 2010 Mar 11) #3914: SHITTING AN X (Fri, 2010 Mar 12) #3915: CRYING (Sat, 2010 Mar 13) #3916: PLEASE STAND UP (Sun, 2010 Mar 14) #3917: MEGAN MCARDLE (Mon, 2010 Mar 15) #3918: FRED ASTAIRE (Tue, 2010 Mar 16) #3919: WISHING WELL (Wed, 2010 Mar 17) #3920: CANDY BAR (Thu, 2010 Mar 18) #3921: CENSUS 2010 (Fri, 2010 Mar 19) #3922: TED 2010 (Sat, 2010 Mar 20)

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