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#1016: RED DAWN (Fri, 2002 Apr 5)
#1015: NOT LIKE ALL THE OTHER BOYS (Thu, 2002 Apr 4)
#1014: LOVE (Wed, 2002 Apr 3)
#1013: AXIS OF EVIL (Tue, 2002 Apr 2)
#1012: SKULL (Mon, 2002 Apr 1)
#1011: WHEN DOES IT END (Sun, 2002 Mar 31)
#1010: THE GREAT DEBATE (Sat, 2002 Mar 30)
#1009: DEFORMITY (Fri, 2002 Mar 29)
#1008: ESCHER (Thu, 2002 Mar 28)
#1007: STILL LIFE (Wed, 2002 Mar 27)
#1006: STONE TEMPLE PILOTS (Tue, 2002 Mar 26)
#1005: THE DEAL (Mon, 2002 Mar 25)
#1004: KILROY (Sun, 2002 Mar 24)
#1003: HAIL ERIS (Sat, 2002 Mar 23)
#1002: YOU NEVER LEARN (Fri, 2002 Mar 22)
#1001: THE FIRST STEP (Thu, 2002 Mar 21)
#1000: NINTENDO (Wed, 2002 Mar 20)
#999: SPACE-AGE TIGHTS (Tue, 2002 Mar 19)
#998: GETTING A DELL (Mon, 2002 Mar 18)
#997: BUNNY (Sun, 2002 Mar 17)
#996: TRICKS (Sat, 2002 Mar 16)
#995: BACON (Fri, 2002 Mar 15)
#994: RED BULL (Thu, 2002 Mar 14)
#993: JUST A REMINDER FOLKS (Wed, 2002 Mar 13)
#992: IT'S MILLER TIME (Tue, 2002 Mar 12)
#991: QUID PRO QUO (Mon, 2002 Mar 11)
#990: A WOMAN'S WORTH (Sun, 2002 Mar 10)
#989: WAR ON DRUGS (Sat, 2002 Mar 9)
#988: JUST PLAIN CHILDISH (Fri, 2002 Mar 8)
#987: SO STRONG (Thu, 2002 Mar 7)
#986: DIABETES KILLS (Wed, 2002 Mar 6)
#985: JUST BECAUSE (Tue, 2002 Mar 5)
#984: PERL VS. PYTHON (Mon, 2002 Mar 4)
#983: EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT (Sun, 2002 Mar 3)
#982: CAN'T GET ENOUGH (Sat, 2002 Mar 2)
#981: POPPIES (Fri, 2002 Mar 1)
#980: THE ARK (Thu, 2002 Feb 28)
#979: WHAT PART DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND (Wed, 2002 Feb 27)
#978: FRENCH SHARK (Tue, 2002 Feb 26)
#977: MR. TIBBS (Mon, 2002 Feb 25)
#976: RAINBOW (Sun, 2002 Feb 24)
#975: ACHTUNG ACHTUNG (Sat, 2002 Feb 23)
#974: CHOKING (Fri, 2002 Feb 22)
#973: ROLLING PIN (Thu, 2002 Feb 21)
#972: ITALIANS (Wed, 2002 Feb 20)
#971: KLEIN BOTTLE (Tue, 2002 Feb 19)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #992: IT'S MILLER TIME | #994: RED BULL >>>

#993: JUST A REMINDER FOLKS

Wed, 2002 Mar 13

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                     __.'_ .'   :                                 
                _.--'     `-._.'                                  
             .-'..     ..    `.                                   
            : .-.    .--.`.    :      JUST A REMINDER FOLKS:      
           : :  :   :   :       :                                 
           : :`;;   :`; ;       :     IF YOU HAVE PURCHASED       
           `.`O;'   `O;.'       :     PRODUCTS WITH WARNER        
          .' .---.  .--.        ;     BROS' CHARACTER "TWEETY"    
  .      :  '._   :'           ;      ON THEM, YOU SHOULD KNOW    
  ::     :   .-`-.;       .  .'       THAT YOU ARE A SUB-HUMAN    
 .':     `.   ``` `.      :-'         RETARD AND KILLING YOURSELF 
:  :       `-.__   ._   _.'           IMMEDIATELY IS THE ONLY     
 : ;           :    ;```              RESPONSIBLE COURSE OF       
  : `.    _.-.' .  ``-._              ACTION                      
   :  `.-'   : :        `-.                                       
    :      _.: `  `-._     `,         THIS ESPECIALLY GOES FOR    
     `._.-'   ;     `.`-.   ;_,  _.,  FAT STUPID HOUSEWIVES THAT  
              :       `.:  ;' ;-'  ;  FEED THEIR KIDS TACO BELL   
             :         ``.___.'   :   AND DON'T BOTHER TO LICK    
             :             ;_..--'    THE HUSBAND'S DICK ANYMORE  
             `.            ;          BECAUSE WHY BOTHER SO WHAT  
               `-.__   ...'           IF HE REALLY, REALLY LIKES  
                   : :  :             IT YOU GOT YOUR KIDS AND    
              jgs  :-:__;             YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR WORRY   
                   : :  :             FREE EXISTENCE GUARANTEED SO
        .-~~~--..__: :  :___..---..   WHY BLOW ANYTHING EVER AGAIN
      .'.'           :             /                              
     :,'             :            `;  STUPID WHORE I'LL CUT YOU   
     `:           _.'`._           :  I MEAN IT                   
       `~~~'----''     `'-.____....'  PUT DOWN THAT PHONE BITCH   

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