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#1049: BEAUTIFUL SCENE (Wed, 2002 May 8)
#1048: BI-CURIOUS SNAKE (Tue, 2002 May 7)
#1047: SBM SEEKS GWM (Mon, 2002 May 6)
#1046: HEY MIKE EISNER (Sun, 2002 May 5)
#1045: WHICH END (Sat, 2002 May 4)
#1044: A CARROT (Fri, 2002 May 3)
#1043: BEEPER (Thu, 2002 May 2)
#1042: COME (Wed, 2002 May 1)
#1041: DIETARY SUPPLEMENT (Tue, 2002 Apr 30)
#1040: MOTHER-IN-LAW (Mon, 2002 Apr 29)
#1039: RAPE RAYS REDUX (Sun, 2002 Apr 28)
#1038: BAGGING YOUR GROCERIES (Sat, 2002 Apr 27)
#1037: ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT (Fri, 2002 Apr 26)
#1036: PIX DISK (Thu, 2002 Apr 25)
#1035: MARILYN MANSON T-SHIRT (Wed, 2002 Apr 24)
#1034: ON ONE LEG (Tue, 2002 Apr 23)
#1033: A MASTURBATOR (Mon, 2002 Apr 22)
#1032: CAUTIONARY TALE (Sun, 2002 Apr 21)
#1031: GODDAMN DOG (Sat, 2002 Apr 20)
#1030: CIRCLE (Fri, 2002 Apr 19)
#1029: HERSHEY'S KISSES III (Thu, 2002 Apr 18)
#1028: AN IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG SEAHORSE (Wed, 2002 Apr 17)
#1027: AFRAID OF THE FUTURE (Tue, 2002 Apr 16)
#1026: A TROOPER (Mon, 2002 Apr 15)
#1025: LET MYSELF GO (Sun, 2002 Apr 14)
#1024: HERSHEY'S KISSES II (Sat, 2002 Apr 13)
#1023: HYPNOTIZE (Fri, 2002 Apr 12)
#1022: HERSHEY'S KISSES I (Thu, 2002 Apr 11)
#1021: JIM HENSON (Wed, 2002 Apr 10)
#1020: POKEY (Tue, 2002 Apr 9)
#1019: CHAINSAW (Mon, 2002 Apr 8)
#1018: LINUX CHICK (Sun, 2002 Apr 7)
#1017: COMPLETE TOOL (Sat, 2002 Apr 6)
#1016: RED DAWN (Fri, 2002 Apr 5)
#1015: NOT LIKE ALL THE OTHER BOYS (Thu, 2002 Apr 4)
#1014: LOVE (Wed, 2002 Apr 3)
#1013: AXIS OF EVIL (Tue, 2002 Apr 2)
#1012: SKULL (Mon, 2002 Apr 1)
#1011: WHEN DOES IT END (Sun, 2002 Mar 31)
#1010: THE GREAT DEBATE (Sat, 2002 Mar 30)
#1009: DEFORMITY (Fri, 2002 Mar 29)
#1008: ESCHER (Thu, 2002 Mar 28)
#1007: STILL LIFE (Wed, 2002 Mar 27)
#1006: STONE TEMPLE PILOTS (Tue, 2002 Mar 26)
#1005: THE DEAL (Mon, 2002 Mar 25)
#1004: KILROY (Sun, 2002 Mar 24)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1026: A TROOPER

Mon, 2002 Apr 15

                  SLOWLY THE SUN SET INTO THE WEST AS                  
                  MY ERECTION FADED. THE TRANSVESTITE                  
                  PROSTITUTE TO THE RIGHT OF ME, WHOSE                 
                  NAME WAS PROBABLY KITTY, MANAGED TO                  
                  LOOK FORLORN IN THAT SHOPWORN WHORE                  
                  SEMI-SWAGGER STARRING BOREDOM AND                    
                  TOO MUCH TIME SPENT IN THE SUN: "IS THAT             
                  ALL HONEY THAT WAS GREAT BUT I HAVE A                
                  FOUR O'CLOCK?" THE HOOKER ON MY LEFT                 
                  CONTINUED TO WORK MY NOW-WANKY BONER AND             
                  BALLS LIKE AN OLD PRO. I DIDN'T KNOW HER             
                  NAME BUT SHE SURE WAS A TROOPER                      
                                                                       
                                                                       
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