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#1069: CHASEY LAME (Tue, 2002 May 28)
#1068: GANESH (Mon, 2002 May 27)
#1067: STEPHEN JAY GOULD (Sun, 2002 May 26)
#1066: HOW COME (Sat, 2002 May 25)
#1065: TEMPEST FUGIT (Fri, 2002 May 24)
#1064: REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE (Thu, 2002 May 23)
#1063: GIVE IT UP (Wed, 2002 May 22)
#1062: I SHOULDN'T EXIST (Tue, 2002 May 21)
#1061: LOCKER ROOM (Mon, 2002 May 20)
#1060: WITCHBLADE (Sun, 2002 May 19)
#1059: CALL/CC (Sat, 2002 May 18)
#1058: ALMOST WORSE THAN RAPE (Fri, 2002 May 17)
#1057: KATHLEEN TURNER (Thu, 2002 May 16)
#1056: BE A MAN (Wed, 2002 May 15)
#1055: NEVER (Tue, 2002 May 14)
#1054: HOWDY PARTNER (Mon, 2002 May 13)
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#1046: HEY MIKE EISNER (Sun, 2002 May 5)
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#1040: MOTHER-IN-LAW (Mon, 2002 Apr 29)
#1039: RAPE RAYS REDUX (Sun, 2002 Apr 28)
#1038: BAGGING YOUR GROCERIES (Sat, 2002 Apr 27)
#1037: ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT (Fri, 2002 Apr 26)
#1036: PIX DISK (Thu, 2002 Apr 25)
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#1058: ALMOST WORSE THAN RAPE

Fri, 2002 May 17

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