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#1114: RAPE BLANKET (Fri, 2002 Jul 12)
#1113: PINUP (Thu, 2002 Jul 11)
#1112: COMPOSE BUTTON (Wed, 2002 Jul 10)
#1111: IT'S FOR YOU (Tue, 2002 Jul 9)
#1110: AT FIVE STARS (Mon, 2002 Jul 8)
#1109: WHAT IS THIS (Sun, 2002 Jul 7)
#1108: A RIDDLE (Sat, 2002 Jul 6)
#1107: A GUARANTEE (Fri, 2002 Jul 5)
#1106: FIRST TIME CALLER (Thu, 2002 Jul 4)
#1105: WE ALL KNOW BETTER (Wed, 2002 Jul 3)
#1104: ROBIN WILLIAMS (Tue, 2002 Jul 2)
#1103: HAITIAN (Mon, 2002 Jul 1)
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#1100: ICE SHELF (Fri, 2002 Jun 28)
#1099: THE MOUSE SPEAKS (Thu, 2002 Jun 27)
#1098: OF COURSE YOU DO (Wed, 2002 Jun 26)
#1097: I'M NOT BITTER (Tue, 2002 Jun 25)
#1096: WHAT IF (Mon, 2002 Jun 24)
#1095: NOT SHOWN (Sun, 2002 Jun 23)
#1094: HAIL TO THE CHIEF (Sat, 2002 Jun 22)
#1093: WIENER DOG (Fri, 2002 Jun 21)
#1092: HEPATITIS B (Thu, 2002 Jun 20)
#1091: HOME INVASION (Wed, 2002 Jun 19)
#1090: TRADEMARK VIOLATION GALORE (Tue, 2002 Jun 18)
#1089: SAD BUT TRUE (Mon, 2002 Jun 17)
#1088: IN HEAVEN (Sun, 2002 Jun 16)
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#1085: PIPE DOWN UP THERE (Thu, 2002 Jun 13)
#1084: NO MAGICAL POWERS (Wed, 2002 Jun 12)
#1083: SHOULD REALLY LEARN (Tue, 2002 Jun 11)
#1082: NOBODY LIKES THE FRENCH (Mon, 2002 Jun 10)
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#1080: MUCOIDS (Sat, 2002 Jun 8)
#1079: LET'S MAKE LOVE (Fri, 2002 Jun 7)
#1078: WIZARD OF POO (Thu, 2002 Jun 6)
#1077: A JERK STORY (Wed, 2002 Jun 5)
#1076: THE SLOTH SPEAKS (Tue, 2002 Jun 4)
#1075: BABY AIDS (Mon, 2002 Jun 3)
#1074: GOO GOO G' JOOB (Sun, 2002 Jun 2)
#1073: CHRISTMAS PISS (Sat, 2002 Jun 1)
#1072: SPACE CORPS (Fri, 2002 May 31)
#1071: WHY NOT JUST SAY PHOTOGRAPHS (Thu, 2002 May 30)
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#1093: WIENER DOG

Fri, 2002 Jun 21

    SURE THEY LOOK CUTE BUT DID YOU KNOW  
    THE AVERAGE WIENER DOG CAN SUCK ITS   
    OWN WEIGHT IN COCKS AND THEREFORE AIDS
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