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#1151: THAT DIRECT OBJECT (Sun, 2002 Aug 18)
#1150: ZOMBIE POOH (Sat, 2002 Aug 17)
#1149: PSEUDONYMS (Fri, 2002 Aug 16)
#1148: TOO FLY (Thu, 2002 Aug 15)
#1147: GOD OF POO (Wed, 2002 Aug 14)
#1146: COLOR CUBE (Tue, 2002 Aug 13)
#1145: HIDDEN MESSAGE (Mon, 2002 Aug 12)
#1144: EXPLOITS (Sun, 2002 Aug 11)
#1143: PIANO MAN (Sat, 2002 Aug 10)
#1142: ANY KIND OF DINOSAUR (Fri, 2002 Aug 9)
#1141: FOLLOW THE DOTTED LINE (Thu, 2002 Aug 8)
#1140: STAR TREK WHATEVER (Wed, 2002 Aug 7)
#1139: I NEED A RIDE (Tue, 2002 Aug 6)
#1138: HELLO (Mon, 2002 Aug 5)
#1137: NEW MARKETING TECHNIQUE (Sun, 2002 Aug 4)
#1136: SEAQUEST DSV (Sat, 2002 Aug 3)
#1135: ACTUAL SIZE (Fri, 2002 Aug 2)
#1134: SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW (Thu, 2002 Aug 1)
#1133: WHY DOES IT GO FROM RIGHT TO LEFT (Wed, 2002 Jul 31)
#1132: THE COUNT (Tue, 2002 Jul 30)
#1131: GOOD CHRISTIANS (Mon, 2002 Jul 29)
#1130: JOE COOL (Sun, 2002 Jul 28)
#1129: A NEW KIND OF BRAGGING (Sat, 2002 Jul 27)
#1128: GRATUITY (Fri, 2002 Jul 26)
#1127: PSA (Thu, 2002 Jul 25)
#1126: ZOMBIE BUNNY (Wed, 2002 Jul 24)
#1125: UNTITLED (Tue, 2002 Jul 23)
#1124: PLAGIARISM (Mon, 2002 Jul 22)
#1123: BOB MARLEY (Sun, 2002 Jul 21)
#1122: HACKERS UNITE (Sat, 2002 Jul 20)
#1121: THE RAPE STORY (Fri, 2002 Jul 19)
#1120: HBO SPECIAL (Thu, 2002 Jul 18)
#1119: RETARDED CHICKEN (Wed, 2002 Jul 17)
#1118: AND HE MEANS NOW (Tue, 2002 Jul 16)
#1117: P. DIDDY (Mon, 2002 Jul 15)
#1116: TETRIS (Sun, 2002 Jul 14)
#1115: BURNING SENSATION (Sat, 2002 Jul 13)
#1114: RAPE BLANKET (Fri, 2002 Jul 12)
#1113: PINUP (Thu, 2002 Jul 11)
#1112: COMPOSE BUTTON (Wed, 2002 Jul 10)
#1111: IT'S FOR YOU (Tue, 2002 Jul 9)
#1110: AT FIVE STARS (Mon, 2002 Jul 8)
#1109: WHAT IS THIS (Sun, 2002 Jul 7)
#1108: A RIDDLE (Sat, 2002 Jul 6)
#1107: A GUARANTEE (Fri, 2002 Jul 5)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1129: A NEW KIND OF BRAGGING

Sat, 2002 Jul 27

dilbert

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