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#32: DOGBERT'S GRUMPY Mon, 1999 Jul 26 dilbert (~'~~'~~'~~) HOW ABOUT THOSE WACKY COMICS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? | | | | / | ~|~ / CRAM IT FUCKO _ __ |-------()) / || | ( _) \ .'~\ /. | | \ ()()__\/ ". | | \ /* " ''.. | | // | |'..'---_/\ | () | / ''---|| /\ ". ." / \ \\/\/ ".. ."\\ | \ / \_/ || | ^ | \/\\ | \-ABG ((__)-ABG #671: HEY SCOTT ADAMS Wed, 2001 Apr 25 dilbert ,-.-.-.-, ) ( | | |_ | SCOTT ADAMS SUCKS DICK /(_)---`\ (_ -' ] | | _,') [_,-'_-'( (_).-' \ / / . #844: DILBERT Mon, 2001 Oct 15 dilbert ,-.,-.,-.,-. `7 .' | | | .-!. | .---|o|| | (C `-'^. | ` _; | | ("`--. \_| /`-._ `-._| /\ / `-._/=\ /`-\ / / \ >~7\ |`-| / | | \-\ ; /\ / ; `-j--f-' \/`!__7\ y | | | `./_I_;' | | | || | | | || | | | || | | |_ || |____/ .-'_____|' (/|||\\ | | HERE WE SEE DILBERT AFTER SPYING DOGBERT'S READY AND WILLING DONG FUCKING FAGGOT #849: MORE LIKE DUNGBERT Sat, 2001 Oct 20 dilbert .,,cc,,,. ,c$$$$$$$$$$$$cc, ,c$$$$$$$$$$??""??$?? .. ,z$$$$$$$$$$$P xdMMbx nMMMMMb r")$$$$??$$$$" dMMMMMMb "MMMMMMb r",d$$$$$>;$$$$ dMMMMMMMMb MMMMMMM. d'z$$$$$$$>'"""" 4MMMMMMMMM MMMMMMM> d'z$$$$$$$$h $$$$r`MMMMMMMMM "MMMMMM P $$$$$$$$$$.`$$$$.'"MMMMMP',c,"""'.. d',$$$$$$$$$$$.`$$$$$c,`""_,c$$$$$$$$h $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$.`$$$$$$$$$$$" "$$$h ,$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$% `$$$L d$c`?$$$$$$$$$$P'z$$$$$$$$$$c ,$$$$. $$$cc,"""""""".zd$$$$$$$$$$$$c, .,c$$$$$F ,$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ d$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$c`?$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ?$$$$$$$$$."$$$$$$c,`..`?$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. <$$$$$$$$$$. ?$$$$$$$$$h $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$> $$$$$$$$$$$h."$$$$$$$$P $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$> `$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$",d$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$> $$$$$$$$$$$$c`""""',c$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$' "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$F "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$' ."?$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P' FOR FUCK'S SAKE ,c$$c,`?$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" THE DONUT HOLE YOU z$$$$$P" ""??$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" LEFT OUT LAST TUESDAY ,c$$$$$P" .`""????????$$$$$$$$$$c HAS SPOUTED LIMBS AND `""" ,$$$L. "?$$$$$$$$$. HAS FASHIONED ,cd$$$$$$$$$hc, ?$$$$$$$$$c GLASSES FOR ITSELF `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. ?$$$$$$$$$h `?$$$$$$$$$$$$P ?$$$$$$$$$ `?$$$$$$$$$P ?$$$$$$$$$$$$hc "?$$$$$$" <$$$$$$$$$$$$$$r FUCKING `"""" <$$$$$$$$$$$$$$F KILL IT $$$$$$$$$$$$$F `?$$$$$$$$P" "????"" #1129: A NEW KIND OF BRAGGING Sat, 2002 Jul 27 dilbert .-'''-. WELP !!!!! TIME TO READ A NEW KIND OF SCIENCE .~ \ AND BE IMPRESSED WITH HOW SMART STEPHEN _\/___________ WOLFRAM THINKS HE IS ( | |\ | | |___|_|_| / | __ | | \/ | OOOO | | ( ) ========()== | | / /\ \--;_| | / /| | |__/ /_____/ __/ | |-| / ~~ ) | | (( ~------..)/ | | | | | | / \_________|__/__ | \ \ | \__________ | | / / | / / | /___/ / /_/.. | / ~'- | ----.. ) | | ~~~ |____| |__| / '-----. |________/ -ABG

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