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#1588: SERIAL KILLER

Wed, 2003 Oct 29

transsexual 

                 __,  IF THERE'S A POST-OP TRANNY WHORE AND YOU TORTURE
             .-"`{*}  FUCK AND KILL IT AND YOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN     
           ."  ::{*}  DOES THAT MAKE YOU A GAY SERIAL KILLER OR JUST   
          / .:.  {*}  A NORMAL SERIAL KILLER                           
         |:: ' ::{*}                                                   
        {^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^}                                    
        |^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^|                                    
      ()-():.  .:.  .:.  .:.  .:. |                                    
      /o o\' :: ' :: ' :: ' :: '  |                                    
     _\ Y /_.  .:.  .:.  .:.  .:. |                                    
    O__`&`__O : ' :: '   .--.  '  |_                                   
      /   \^"*"^[A]^"*"^/____\"^,_(')<                                 
jgs  ()/^\()=^=[B][C].=^\~~~~/.=\___)                                  
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#1733: A TRANSSEXUAL DILEMMA

Mon, 2004 Mar 22

transsexual 

    _"_ %                                              
    (<  ?       HYPOTHETICAL                           
     ` "                                               
    __||___     YOU FIND OUT YOUR WIFE OF MANY YEARS   
   |\___//_\    IS A POST-OP TRANSSEXUAL AND NEVER TOLD
   (' | ') \\   YOU                                    
 __|\ , /  |/                                          
/:  /   \  ::   DO YOU A. STOP BEATING HER BECAUSE     
\| ######o /|   SHE WAS ONCE A MAN AND THUS DESERVES   
  ######## \)   MORE RESPECT OR B. BEAT HER HARDER     
  ########      BECAUSE HER COOTER IS FAKE             
   \ :  /                                              
    \: /                                               
     --                                                
     %%%                                               
      %%                                               
       %                                               
      /:\                                              
     |/|, b'ger

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