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#824: SPREAD OPEN

Tue, 2001 Sep 25

nerd boy, newsgroup

__  _   _   _ ________   _          /  \\\  SPREAD OPEN MY CHEEKS 
\ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \        [.[.]-\\  AND TEACH ME MY ABC'S
 \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \  _, \       /_   /|/                       
 /\ \ \ \   \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg)  {-} |=   ___/                 
 \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\       #// (\                       

#1301: MY FAVORITE SNACK

Wed, 2003 Jan 15

nerd boy, newsgroup

            _/_^..^                       
          ,, ) ))'                        
         .,                               
    OO  ,,.                               
   .||.                                   
    db   jg                               
                                          
DELICIOUS URINE, MY FAVORITE SNACK!!!     
MMM SLURP MY WORTHLESS SWEDISH ASS GROWING

#1302: WHAT A COUNTRY

Thu, 2003 Jan 16

nerd boy, newsgroup, ussr

I COME FROM A COUNTRY THAT STAYS      
NEUTRAL IN ALL WARS, HAS RIDICULOUSLY 
HIGH TAXES, AND PRODUCES NOTHING BUT  
A LONG STREAM OF FUCKING TALENTLESS   
CUNTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!                  
                                      
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         \                            
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           /  \\                      
          [.[.]-\                     
          /_   /|                     
           {-} |=                     
         .- #// (\.                   
        /          \                  
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        | |      | |                  
        | |      | |                  
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          |  | |_|                    
          |  |   |                    
          \_ |   |                    
          |  |   |                    
          |  |   |                    
         _|__|___|                    
      jg(____(___)                    
                                      
IN SOVIET RUSSIA ASCII ART DRAWS *YOU*

#1453: NAUGHTIEST NERD BOY YET

Mon, 2003 Jun 16

nerd boy, newsgroup

     I'M A FAGGOT        ME TOO       GREAT LET'S SUCK COCK      
                                                                 
                \              \              /                  
                             _   ,,,           ,                 
                 ~..        (_|  oo'      ,-:@@                  
                 .>>.      ,[__]_ \\     / |((                   
jg_______________ || ____ (_|___|_||___,'  ||bb _________________

#1805: A REALLY BIG CAT

Wed, 2004 Jun 2

nerd boy, newsgroup

                                 GET IT ?!??!?!?!? IT'S A REALLY    
                                 BIG CAT !!!!!!!!1! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
                                 OH MY GOD I'M SO FUNNY             
                                                                    
                                      |          _^_^               
                                   \  ' /        =v= |              
          .--.                  `.  ,,,  ,'      \J_/`.             
          |  |         OO        -  'oo  -        |    \            
          |  |        .||-           -\\-         ||| ( \           
jg        |  |         bb              \\         ||| _\|`-'        
                                                                    
                            ONE FINE DAY I WILL SLIP THE CHAINS OF  
                            MORTALITY ONCE I COME TO GRIPS WITH THIS
                            SIMPLE FACT:                            
                                                                    
                               I AM TOO USELESS TO CONTINUE LIVING  

#1860: A TALKING POTTED PLANT

Tue, 2004 Jul 27

critic, nerd boy, newsgroup

          SINCE WE'RE DRAWN BY AN UNTALENTED MORON        
            WANNA LICK EACH OTHER'S DICKS                 
                                                          
            _ _  /                      DON'T MIND IF I DO
           (\'/)                                          
          (_(.)_)                          /              
           (/|\)                        ,                 
         (\_,|__                      OO                  
            _|_(\                    .||.                 
jg_________ |_| '____________________ dd ____________     

#1965: NEWS FLASH

Tue, 2004 Nov 9

nerd boy, newsgroup

MAYBE I JUST FINALLY TOOK MY OWN                           
LIFE AFTER WASTING ALL THESE                               
YEARS MAKING CRAPPY ASCII ART                              
AND EVEN CRAPPIER JOKES            WHAT DO I CARE I'M STILL
                                  GOING TO FUCK YOUR CORPSE
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         `.\ ___|              \|___|| _                   
           ))   |                _  _>'-'                  
            \ | |               ||\||\                     
            / ) )               ||/||/                     
            \|\|                __ ___                     
    _______ ||||_ ____________ //_//__\ ____________ jg    

#2487: APRIL FOOL'S ON WIKIPEDIA

Sat, 2006 Apr 15

nerd boy, topical, wikipedia

WE'RE CATALOGUING ALL THE INTERNET-RELATED APRIL FOOL'S     
 PRANKS THIS YEAR ON WIKIPEDIA BECAUSE WE'RE TOTALLY NERDS  
  WHO NEED TO DIE                                           
                      _  \                 I MOLEST CHILDREN
                     |_|  \  __          /                  
                      |     #..#     \OO                    
                      |     .)(.      ||.                   
                    ________ || _____ dd _________/         
                    ------------------------------'     jg  

#4473: INSANITY

Thu, 2011 Sep 22

nerd boy

          ___ __                       _                        
        .'   ( ,,                   O |_)                       
    ,-.( \ |`_`-'.__             |_(._[__]                      
jg _)/`.__)`--)\`--)\ __________ | |b|   |                      
                                                                
     YOU KNOW WHAT THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS ?!?!?!?!?      
                                                                
     MAKING STUPID ANALOGIES INVOLVING EXPECTATIONS ABOUT THINGS

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