> HOME
> CURRENT
> RANDOM
> BEST OF
> RSS FEED
> CONTACT
 
    _    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/
"WHAT'S UP MY N-WORDS"
 BY NUMBER <
BY TITLE <
BY DATE <
BY DAY <
BY CALENDAR <
BY KEYWORD <

2010 (3)
24 (4)
911 (28)
aaliyah (6)
al gore (2)
alien (2)
all you have (3)
anger* (5)
anime (14)
anna nicole smith (3)
annie ascii (6)
answer bear* (3)
apollo (5)
apple (4)
aria giovanni (3)
asia carrera (2)
asperger (6)
atari (3)
babylon 5 (3)
battlefield (7)
battlestar galactica (2)
beatles (2)
best of (28)
best part (11)
bionic woman (2)
blank (3)
blog (33)
bobby brown (4)
bravo (8)
britney spears (2)
bush (5)
calvin (2)
canada (9)
chalkboard (2)
chaps* (3)
cheers (2)
clam* (3)
confessions* (7)
conspiracy duck* (10)
cosby (3)
creampie (3)
critic (4)
dean (32)
defcon (3)
derek smart (4)
desirae (2)
dilbert (5)
disney (20)
doctor who (3)
don't hate me (2)
doom (9)
dot (2)
dune (3)
eaten* (2)
election 2004 (7)
election 2008 (21)
ellen degeneres (2)
er (2)
escher (2)
everybody loves raymond (3)
family guy (3)
fear (2)
figlet (27)
flea* (3)
fred friendly (2)
freespace (4)
french (10)
friends (3)
garfield (5)
geography (7)
german (15)
gnutella (2)
god help me (2)
google (5)
grand theft auto (8)
gun free zones (2)
haiku (8)
half-life (7)
halo (3)
harry potter (4)
henry (5)
hershey* (3)
hillary clinton (2)
hulk (3)
hurricane (7)
ideograms (4)
immigration (4)
inconsolable (2)
iraq (14)
islam (15)
jasmin st. claire (2)
jerkcity (2)
jesus (13)
jody watley (2)
john travolta (2)
jon stewart (3)
katamari (2)
kirara (3)
korean (2)
law and order (8)
left eye (4)
linux (5)
logo (16)
lord of the rings (3)
lottery (2)
lyrics (11)
macintosh (5)
marilyn manson (2)
mash (5)
matrix (3)
meme (4)
memento (2)
meta (2)
michael jackson (8)
michael moore (5)
midori (2)
milf (4)
mormon (2)
nabis (2)
napster (2)
nazi (6)
nerd boy (8)
nethack (4)
newsgroup (43)
niven (2)
ocean's thirteen (2)
onion (2)
open source (9)
original (26)
orkut (2)
p2p (4)
pac-man (4)
panther (4)
particle (2)
patriot act (2)
peanuts (15)
perl (2)
perspective (6)
please shut up* (2)
pluto (3)
poem (4)
pokemon (3)
poker (13)
polyamory (3)
pooh (8)
porn (28)
pornstar (47)
portal (4)
powerpuff (2)
python (2)
quake (6)
quebec (2)
queer eye (3)
r. kelly (3)
rape rays* (3)
red dwarf (2)
rent (2)
richard stallman (2)
roger ebert (6)
ron paul (2)
russian (2)
sanrio (3)
sarah silverman (2)
saturday night live (4)
scrubs (3)
second life (2)
sesame (7)
sesame street (3)
shitting (2)
shuttle (2)
simple (4)
simpsons (8)
skull (2)
slashdot (4)
south park (4)
special (2)
spice girls (3)
spongebob (2)
star trek (23)
star wars (14)
starcraft (3)
starship troopers (2)
strike (2)
tattoo (9)
tax (2)
tetris (2)
third rock (2)
tlc (3)
togos (2)
tomb raider (4)
tools* (2)
topical (84)
transsexual (2)
transvestite (3)
treo (2)
true story (3)
tsunami (4)
twitter (2)
understatement (5)
usenet (6)
vanessa del rio (2)
vegan (2)
west wing (11)
wiccan* (7)
wii (2)
wiki (2)
wikipedia (29)
wishful thinking (8)
witchblade (3)
wolfenstein (2)
word (48)
wwjd (3)
xbox (2)
zombie* (4)

#824: SPREAD OPEN

Tue, 2001 Sep 25

nerd boy, newsgroup 

__  _   _   _ ________   _          /  \\\  SPREAD OPEN MY CHEEKS 
\ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \        [.[.]-\\  AND TEACH ME MY ABC'S
 \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \  _, \       /_   /|/                       
 /\ \ \ \   \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg)  {-} |=   ___/                 
 \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\       #// (\

#1301: MY FAVORITE SNACK

Wed, 2003 Jan 15

nerd boy, newsgroup 

            _/_^..^                       
          ,, ) ))'                        
         .,                               
    OO  ,,.                               
   .||.                                   
    db   jg                               
                                          
DELICIOUS URINE, MY FAVORITE SNACK!!!     
MMM SLURP MY WORTHLESS SWEDISH ASS GROWING

#1302: WHAT A COUNTRY

Thu, 2003 Jan 16

nerd boy, newsgroup 

I COME FROM A COUNTRY THAT STAYS      
NEUTRAL IN ALL WARS, HAS RIDICULOUSLY 
HIGH TAXES, AND PRODUCES NOTHING BUT  
A LONG STREAM OF FUCKING TALENTLESS   
CUNTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!                  
                                      
        \                             
         \                            
            ___                       
           /  \\                      
          [.[.]-\                     
          /_   /|                     
           {-} |=                     
         .- #// (\.                   
        /          \                  
       |  |      |  |                 
       |__|      |__|                 
        | |      | |                  
        | |      | |                  
         \|______|/                   
          |     _|                    
          |  | |-|                    
          |  | |_|                    
          |  |   |                    
          \_ |   |                    
          |  |   |                    
          |  |   |                    
         _|__|___|                    
      jg(____(___)                    
                                      
IN SOVIET RUSSIA ASCII ART DRAWS *YOU*

#1453: NAUGHTIEST NERD BOY YET

Mon, 2003 Jun 16

nerd boy, newsgroup 

     I'M A FAGGOT        ME TOO       GREAT LET'S SUCK COCK      
                                                                 
                \              \              /                  
                             _   ,,,           ,                 
                 ~..        (_|  oo'      ,-:@@                  
                 .>>.      ,[__]_ \\     / |((                   
jg_______________ || ____ (_|___|_||___,'  ||bb _________________

#1805: A REALLY BIG CAT

Wed, 2004 Jun 2

nerd boy, newsgroup 

                                 GET IT ?!??!?!?!? IT'S A REALLY    
                                 BIG CAT !!!!!!!!1! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
                                 OH MY GOD I'M SO FUNNY             
                                                                    
                                      |          _^_^               
                                   \  ' /        =v= |              
          .--.                  `.  ,,,  ,'      \J_/`.             
          |  |         OO        -  'oo  -        |    \            
          |  |        .||-           -\\-         ||| ( \           
jg        |  |         bb              \\         ||| _\|`-'        
                                                                    
                            ONE FINE DAY I WILL SLIP THE CHAINS OF  
                            MORTALITY ONCE I COME TO GRIPS WITH THIS
                            SIMPLE FACT:                            
                                                                    
                               I AM TOO USELESS TO CONTINUE LIVING

#1860: A TALKING POTTED PLANT

Tue, 2004 Jul 27

critic, nerd boy, newsgroup 

          SINCE WE'RE DRAWN BY AN UNTALENTED MORON        
            WANNA LICK EACH OTHER'S DICKS                 
                                                          
            _ _  /                      DON'T MIND IF I DO
           (\'/)                                          
          (_(.)_)                          /              
           (/|\)                        ,                 
         (\_,|__                      OO                  
            _|_(\                    .||.                 
jg_________ |_| '____________________ dd ____________

#1965: NEWS FLASH

Tue, 2004 Nov 9

nerd boy, newsgroup 

MAYBE I JUST FINALLY TOOK MY OWN                           
LIFE AFTER WASTING ALL THESE                               
YEARS MAKING CRAPPY ASCII ART                              
AND EVEN CRAPPIER JOKES            WHAT DO I CARE I'M STILL
                                  GOING TO FUCK YOUR CORPSE
           \                                               
            \                         /                    
              ,,,                 __                       
             ( ..                OO |                      
           __/ o|_  .))          \__|                      
          (  )   \\,'/           ____ _                    
         / ,'    /._/          /|   ||\\                   
         `.\ ___|              \|___|| _                   
           ))   |                _  _>'-'                  
            \ | |               ||\||\                     
            / ) )               ||/||/                     
            \|\|                __ ___                     
    _______ ||||_ ____________ //_//__\ ____________ jg

#2487: APRIL FOOL'S ON WIKIPEDIA

Sat, 2006 Apr 15

nerd boy, topical, wikipedia 

WE'RE CATALOGUING ALL THE INTERNET-RELATED APRIL FOOL'S     
 PRANKS THIS YEAR ON WIKIPEDIA BECAUSE WE'RE TOTALLY NERDS  
  WHO NEED TO DIE                                           
                      _  \                 I MOLEST CHILDREN
                     |_|  \  __          /                  
                      |     #..#     \OO                    
                      |     .)(.      ||.                   
                    ________ || _____ dd _________/         
                    ------------------------------'     jg

FART BACK NEW
WILL YOU VOTE FOR ME IN NOVEMBER?
CHAT NEW#AAF @ EFNET on IRC
BY KEYWORD 2010, 24, 911, aaliyah, al gore, alien, all you have, anger*, anime, anna nicole smith, annie ascii, answer bear*, apollo, apple, aria giovanni, asia carrera, asperger, atari, babylon 5, battlefield, battlestar galactica, beatles, best of, best part, bionic woman, blank, blog, bobby brown, bravo, britney spears, bush, calvin, canada, chalkboard, chaps*, cheers, clam*, confessions*, conspiracy duck*, cosby, creampie, critic, dean, defcon, derek smart, desirae, dilbert, disney, doctor who, don't hate me, doom, dot, dune, eaten*, election 2004, election 2008, ellen degeneres, er, escher, everybody loves raymond, family guy, fear, figlet, flea*, fred friendly, freespace, french, friends, garfield, geography, german, gnutella, god help me, google, grand theft auto, gun free zones, haiku, half-life, halo, harry potter, henry, hershey*, hillary clinton, hulk, hurricane, ideograms, immigration, inconsolable, iraq, islam, jasmin st. claire, jerkcity, jesus, jody watley, john travolta, jon stewart, katamari, kirara, korean, law and order, left eye, linux, logo, lord of the rings, lottery, lyrics, macintosh, marilyn manson, mash, matrix, meme, memento, meta, michael jackson, michael moore, midori, milf, mormon, nabis, napster, nazi, nerd boy, nethack, newsgroup, niven, ocean's thirteen, onion, open source, original, orkut, p2p, pac-man, panther, particle, patriot act, peanuts, perl, perspective, please shut up*, pluto, poem, pokemon, poker, polyamory, pooh, porn, pornstar, portal, powerpuff, python, quake, quebec, queer eye, r. kelly, rape rays*, red dwarf, rent, richard stallman, roger ebert, ron paul, russian, sanrio, sarah silverman, saturday night live, scrubs, second life, sesame, sesame street, shitting, shuttle, simple, simpsons, skull, slashdot, south park, special, spice girls, spongebob, star trek, star wars, starcraft, starship troopers, strike, tattoo, tax, tetris, third rock, tlc, togos, tomb raider, tools*, topical, transsexual, transvestite, treo, true story, tsunami, twitter, understatement, usenet, vanessa del rio, vegan, west wing, wiccan*, wii, wiki, wikipedia, wishful thinking, witchblade, wolfenstein, word, wwjd, xbox, zombie*
TOYS
FACTOIDS
  • number of strips: 3361
  • first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (9.2 years ago)
  • number of upcoming strips in the queue: 2 (0.3 weeks' worth)
MORE STUFF Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, xkcd
MORE ASCII ART Andreas Freise's ASCII Art Dictionary, Open Directory: ASCII Art, Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection, Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery