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#2201: MEMORY AID

Sun, 2005 Jul 3

asperger 

HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF ASPERGER SYNDROME WE JUST CALL IT         
THE WACKY CONFUSED BONER SYNDROME TO MAKE IT EASIER TO REMEMBER
                                                               
                                                               
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#2209: EXPECTING IT TO BE COOL

Mon, 2005 Jul 11

asperger 

        _                                                           
       (_)          _      I THINK MY DICK HAS ASPERGER'S (IT       
   _         .=.   (_)      DOESN'T HAVE VERY GOOD SOCIAL SKILLS    
  (_)   _   //(`)_            AND TENDS TO FIXATE ON ONE THING)     
       //`\/ |\ 0`\\                                                
       ||-.\_|_/.-||        ALSO IT BANGS ITS HEAD AGAINST THE      
       )/ |_____| \(    _    WALL AND AND SO NEEDS A HELMET         
      0   #/\ /\#  0   (_)                                          
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  _     ((|, ^ ,|))                                                 
 (_)     `||\_/||`         SAYING "I HAVE ASPERGER'S" AND EXPECTING 
          || _ ||      _    IT TO BE COOL IS LIKE SHOUTING "I HAVE  
          | \_/ |     (_)    AUTISM AND AN INABILITY TO BE USEFUL   
      0.__.\   /.__.0         IN SOCIETY AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE PUT
       `._  `"`  _.'           DOWN BEFORE I CAN REPRODUCE AND      
jgs       / ;  \ \              SPREAD AROUND MY DEFECTIVE GENES"   
        0'-' )/`'-0                                                 
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#2387: SELF-DIAGNOSIS

Thu, 2006 Jan 5

asperger 

SO THROUGH CAREFUL RESEARCH AND SELF-DIAGNOSIS             
 I'VE NARROWED MY CONDITION DOWN TO TWO POSSIBILITIES      
  ASPERGER'S SYNDROME OR LACTOSE INTOLERANCE               
                                                           
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#2721: ASPERGER'S

Tue, 2006 Dec 5

asperger 

          _,.......____                                                     
      _.-'      /  `-._`-.                                                  
    ,'         /     / `. `.   IN THE YEAR 2010 WE WILL ALL HAVE ASPERGER'S 
  ,'   ___    / _   /  __`. `.                                              
 /    /   \  / (_) /  / /  \  \   ASPERGER'S SUFFERERS ARE NATURALLY SMARTER
:    / /) / / __  /  / /    L  L  AND FUNNIER AND UNIQUE AND ARE THUSLY SURE
|   / __,' / / / /  / /     |  |  TO BE SELECTED FOR                        
|  / /    / / / /  / /___   |  |                                            
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    `./     /         _,'_,'    SORRY THAT SHOULD READ 2210 BUT I'M AUTISTIC
 cjr  `-.__/______,.;:.-'

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