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#2201: MEMORY AID Sun, 2005 Jul 3 asperger HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF ASPERGER SYNDROME WE JUST CALL IT THE WACKY CONFUSED BONER SYNDROME TO MAKE IT EASIER TO REMEMBER .=""--._ __..._ ,="_`/.--"" ..-""__...._""" `^"\ .' ,/_,.__.- _, _ .`. .' _.' .-'; /_\ \o|_ .' -" .-' / `o' / \,- `"""""----"" ( `.--'`---'=' `.. .'.`-..-/`\ `";`7 'j`"--' _.| | | .-' ; `. .-' .- :` ; .-'_.._7___ _7 ;|.---. ( `"\ /--..r=`) \__..--"7'`. ,`7 `}\' __. .-" / J/}/ .-"" \.-" .' `; : .' .' ; ; / : | .-._ `. : | ;-. /`. `/ `--| ; / \ ;`. ` : _; ; .' : : .-': .' \ ; _.--' :/ .' / | ,__ .-'"""""--. 7 / / : \`"""" `. ' / / : J__..._ `. ; .' \ -. `-.\ `,J.-' `._ `._.' fsc `"""" #2209: EXPECTING IT TO BE COOL Mon, 2005 Jul 11 asperger _ (_) _ I THINK MY DICK HAS ASPERGER'S (IT _ .=. (_) DOESN'T HAVE VERY GOOD SOCIAL SKILLS (_) _ //(`)_ AND TENDS TO FIXATE ON ONE THING) //`\/ |\ 0`\\ ||-.\_|_/.-|| ALSO IT BANGS ITS HEAD AGAINST THE )/ |_____| \( _ WALL AND AND SO NEEDS A HELMET 0 #/\ /\# 0 (_) _| o o |_ _ ((|, ^ ,|)) (_) `||\_/||` SAYING "I HAVE ASPERGER'S" AND EXPECTING || _ || _ IT TO BE COOL IS LIKE SHOUTING "I HAVE | \_/ | (_) AUTISM AND AN INABILITY TO BE USEFUL 0.__.\ /.__.0 IN SOCIETY AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE PUT `._ `"` _.' DOWN BEFORE I CAN REPRODUCE AND jgs / ; \ \ SPREAD AROUND MY DEFECTIVE GENES" 0'-' )/`'-0 0` #2387: SELF-DIAGNOSIS Thu, 2006 Jan 5 asperger, plonk SO THROUGH CAREFUL RESEARCH AND SELF-DIAGNOSIS I'VE NARROWED MY CONDITION DOWN TO TWO POSSIBILITIES ASPERGER'S SYNDROME OR LACTOSE INTOLERANCE __________________ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _\ | PLONK |=" | MACHINE | | | p | | p | p p | `====_ , ,,---., , _===' _,-' p p `-,_ o / l _ ,- `\{)/' -, _ l\ o ; o /' l || l\ ; n o; ; n << l ; ; ; n; ' ' n ; n ; ; `-,_ _,-' ; k k `. ``---------'' ,' k k `-.._ _,-' \````--------''''/ | :: | | ; | | :: | | ; | \(O) :: (O)/ pb `--,__;_,--' #2721: ASPERGER'S Tue, 2006 Dec 5 asperger _,.......____ _.-' / `-._`-. ,' / / `. `. IN THE YEAR 2010 WE WILL ALL HAVE ASPERGER'S ,' ___ / _ / __`. `. / / \ / (_) / / / \ \ ASPERGER'S SUFFERERS ARE NATURALLY SMARTER : / /) / / __ / / / L L AND FUNNIER AND UNIQUE AND ARE THUSLY SURE | / __,' / / / / / / | | TO BE SELECTED FOR | / / / / / / / /___ | | : /_/ / /_/ / /_____/ F F \ / / / / `. / / ,' ,' `./ / _,'_,' SORRY THAT SHOULD READ 2210 BUT I'M AUTISTIC cjr `-.__/______,.;:.-' #3300: ASPERGIAN WIKIPEDIANS Sun, 2008 Jul 6 asperger, wikipedia ________ _jgN########Ngg_ _N##N@@"" ""9NN##Np_ d###P N####p IT'S GREAT THAT THERE'S AN "^^" T#### "ASPERGIAN WIKIPEDIANS" CATEGORY d###P IN WIKIPEDIA, THE GREATEST THING _g###@F SINCE SLICED BULLSHIT _gN##@P gN###F" d###F JUST THINK: WHEN THE EXECUTION 0###F ORDERS ARE GIVEN, THEY'VE ALREADY 0###F SIGNED THE ROLL CALL 0###F "NN@' ___ DH q###r "" #3333: NEW WIKIPEDIA CATEGORY Fri, 2008 Aug 8 asperger, wikipedia ///. // 7 [[CATEGORY:FORMER LIBERALS]] ???? Y `-__.`. .\\ / .----' 7'/ [[CATEGORY:ACCUSED DICK-TOUCHERS]] ???? / / \\/ \ /___/ | a=' I'D LIKE TO SUGGEST AN ADDITIONAL WIKIPEDIA \ \ /_ / CATEGORY: / / \\ \ / .' \\ \ [[CATEGORY:PEOPLE WHO WERE MEAN TO ME `--` ''-' AsH IN HIGH SCHOOL (P.S. I HAVE ASPERGER'S)]] #3536: UNIX TIME Fri, 2009 Feb 27 asperger ___ _______________________ |===|=======================| |||||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| [___[_________________________] THE UNIX TIME STAMP 1234567890 |---|-------|--_-_--|-------| REACHED ON 2009 FEBRUARY 13 IS |[ ]| [:.:] |,'`. `.| [:.:] | IMPORTANT TO ME BECAUSE I HAVE ====|======== ||:|======== ASPERGER'S SYNDROME ||^|| {$} | ||:| {$} | ||:|| (:..) | ||:| (:.:) | ||:||=======| ||:|=======| ||:||_______| ||:|_______| jrei #3774: AUTISM Fri, 2009 Oct 23 asperger _, ^(o.).__. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH AUTISM / , o o) / `u-u',._/ SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY RETARDS NOBODY CARES ( _\ \ `|-| ----`.__)------| |------- `-' Ojo98 #3798: ASPIE DATING SITE Mon, 2009 Nov 16 asperger _._ AN ASPIE DATING SITE ?!?!?!? GREAT /_)\\ b-)^_^(-d TRYING TO IMAGINE AN ASPIE DATE \,-./ Ojo `-' ALL I GET IS TWO PEOPLE SITTING AROUND IGNORING EACH OTHER #4017: NEURODIVERSITY Wed, 2010 Jun 23 asperger __, . .-.="j. "-:._.f "_ HEY IDIOT FUCKING ASPIE DIPSHITS: ." __."" "-'.;" "._f". .g88s..g88s.g88s..;g88s..g88s..g88s. 68888968888988889;688889688889688889 SCHIZOPHRENICS AND SOCIOPATHS AND "^88^""^88^"^88^";:"^88^"^88^""Y888^" PSYCHOPATHS AND CHILD MOLESTERS ft][tftf][ftt][tfjjd][jddj][jdjj][dj AND RAPISTS AND MURDERERS AND " ][ " "][ ""][ /\"][ "" ][" ""][" SERIAL KILLERS ARE ALL / \ "NEURODIVERSE" TOO / \ / \ fsc / \ #4243: OVERCOME Fri, 2011 Feb 4 asperger _____ / '`-._ | -. \ _.,--. '----- | / ,-'' `. / ,' /' _--\ | ___ | / | ' | |,.''' ''--:_ | ,' \ | ,--.. `. ONE DAY I'LL OVERCOME \____/ /' _( '. '\ MY ASPERGER SYNDROME / /' '-. . ____ | | \ O,-' '\ | `\ , | \ | \. O / _/ __\,.\ `-'''\__,. -' | | _,.-=. ,/ VJ `.____,' \ _,-' '--------' #4248: NEURODIVERSE Wed, 2011 Feb 9 asperger .-"L"-. I'M NEURODIVERSE AND THEREFORE A TWAT .--""L""---___ J | | J J ""L L J J J----"""J""---__ | | J J L L_--""|"--L | F J L L__ ___ L L | J | J F J F \""""""" | """""-----, L | J J F | \ L L L | | | J J _.---""" \ J | | | | F F F / \ | J | | | J J | / \ L ___---++...;.++'--__ F J / \ J L""----____ __---""J__--=----_E_ / \ | J | |--__ __--"/ / __ \ L L | F ""F / / """--__ J J | J | / / ""; | L | | J / / __--""" \ L J | F F / / __--"" \ J L | J | / / --"" \ | J | | J / / \ L L | F F / / \ J J | J | / / \ | L | | J / / \ L J | F F / / \ J L | J | / / \ | _J | |"-J+' / \-L" L | F / \ J | J / '-. \ "-.|+' / '-. \ / . '-. \ / .-' '-. .-' "-. .-' hs '-. .-' . "-. .-' '-. .-' .' '. '-.-' ' .' '. #4259: NEWTONIAN NEURODIVERSITY Sun, 2011 Feb 20 asperger _,.-'"\ _,.-'" ' \ SIR ISAAC NEWTON CLAIMED THAT HIS GREATEST _,.-'" ' \ ACCOMPLISHMENT IN LIFE WAS TO DIE A VIRGIN _,.-'" ' \ ('-._ ' \ \ '-._ _-'"''-,' \ \ '-._-' ', \ \ '-._ \ \ sjw \ '-._ \ \ \ '-._ | \ \ '-:_ \ '-._ '-._ \ '-._ '-._) '-._ / '-._ / SO YOU ALWAYS HAVE THAT TO LOOK '-._ / FORWARD TO, "NEURODIVERSE PERSON" '-._ / '" IN THE MEAN TIME, SHUT THE FUCK UP #4345: NEURODIVERSE CULTURE Tue, 2011 May 17 asperger /; / |'-,. / ' `"---,.__ / ' ,' , '"--,"| / ' , ,' ,"::| IF THESE ASPIES ARE SO FUCKING / ' ,' , ,"::::| "NUERODIVERSE" HOW COME THEY / ' , ,' ,"::::::L CAN'T FUCKING SPELL THAT WELL / ' ,' ,' ,"::::::::L / ' , , ,":::::::::J k-,._ ,' _.":::::::::::J \. `"----'"".J::::::::::::| HINT: YOUR BRAIN BEING BROKEN \. .-, .L:::::::::::| DOES NOT MAKE YOU SPECIAL OR \. ( .J:::::::::::! MEAN THAT YOU HAVE AN ALTERNATE \. `-- .L:::::::::/ LIFESTYLE OR CULTURE \. .-. .|::::::::/ \. ( ) .J:::::::/ IT MEANS YOUR FUCKING BRAIN IS \. `-' .L:::::/ FUCKING BROKEN YOU FUCKING IDIOT \. L .|::::/ \. !__ .J:::/ \. __ .L:/ \. L_) .|/ `-,__,-' kth #4349: NEUROTYPICAL Sat, 2011 May 21 asperger I WISH I WERE NEUROTYPICAL __ / (\\\ IIIIII / ) (` | C O / / \ | D | _) | x=| __ ( `-. `-] [-' .-` `-_...__/\\\ \ \ `--` `--` `-` _.n) \ `-` <`-..--`--..-` `-.( )( )-` (\ o /\ o /) \`-`][`-`/ ( _][_ ) )\ () /( /-..__..-\ |-. .-| | \ / | | `><` | ( || ) \. _/\_ ./ ( () ) | )( | \ / \ / \ | | / /` ) ( `\ ()Oo/ \oO() NDT #4479: MUSE Wed, 2011 Sep 28 asperger ____ * / _) `\ '. i _ /^/^( ) s ( \=_ ) / a c , ) )\ \/__ ,___ ; / / ~ \ /-_/ i ( (. ( . / /( /\__\ ( \_/ WHOEVER DREW THIS IS A FREAKISH ASPIE FUCK \ | ) ` \ \| / \_______ _(_/( \/ `) // \ \.____/__/_ \ | ________ | /\ || || | )` )| b'ger || |/ / | || \| / |________|| )/|____--_____o| ,'/___/__|____\__ / /| | == : | ------\/-|___|__________|------ #4538: HURTFUL WORDS Sat, 2011 Nov 26 asperger ! | | |~/ | _|~ .============.| (_| |~/ .-;____________;|. _|~ | [_________I__] | (_| | """"" (_) (_) | | .=====..=====. | MAN I STILL WISH I WERE AN AUTISTIC ASPERGER | |:::::||:::::| | FAGGOT BECAUSE JUST BEING NORMAL I GET THIS jgs | '=====''=====' | HURTFUL WORD "NEUROTYPICAL" HURLED AT ME '----------------' AND THAT REALLY HURTS MY FEELINGS (GET IT BECAUSE ASPIES ARE NOT HUMAN AND THEREFORE DON'T HAVE FEELINGS) #5328: SELF-DIAGNOSED NEUROTYPICAL Fri, 2014 Jan 24 asperger __)), //_ _) ( "\" FOLKS I'M A SELF-DIAGNOSED NEUROTYPICAL \_-/ ,---/ '---. / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | | / | | / \ | / `| | _) | | | | | / \ | | | \ | | \ | \_ gnv /__( '-._`, #5336: TYPICALLY NEUROTYPICAL Sat, 2014 Feb 1 asperger __ __ ,;::\::\ ,'/' `/'`/ WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE CONDITION WHERE YOU'RE _\,: '.,-'.-':. TIRED OF PEOPLE TROTTING OUT NAMES OF CONDITIONS -./"' : : :\/, TO EXPLAIN WHY THEY'RE BEING DICKS, WHY THEY DON'T ::. ,:____;__; :- HAVE TO EVEN TRY TO ACT NORMALLY, AND WHY THEY GET :" ( .`-*'o*',); TO IMMEDIATELY PLAY THE VICTIM CARD WHENEVER \.. ` `---'`' / THEY'VE BEEN THE ONE WHO HAS BEEN EXTREMELY RUDE, `:._..- _.' INSENSITIVE, OR DOWNRIGHT AWFUL TO SOMEONE ELSE ,; . `. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE OFTEN "SELF-DIAGNOSED" ??? /"'| | \ ::. ) : : |" ( \ | OH RIGHT :.(_, : ; \'`-'_/ / NEUROTYPICAL `... , _,' |,| : | |`| | | |,| | | ,--.;`| | '..--. /;' "' ; '..--. )) \:.___(___ ) ))' SSt`-'-''

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