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#2201: MEMORY AID Sun, 2005 Jul 3 asperger HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF ASPERGER SYNDROME WE JUST CALL IT THE WACKY CONFUSED BONER SYNDROME TO MAKE IT EASIER TO REMEMBER .=""--._ __..._ ,="_`/.--"" ..-""__...._""" `^"\ .' ,/_,.__.- _, _ .`. .' _.' .-'; /_\ \o|_ .' -" .-' / `o' / \,- `"""""----"" ( `.--'`---'=' `.. .'.`-..-/`\ `";`7 'j`"--' _.| | | .-' ; `. .-' .- :` ; .-'_.._7___ _7 ;|.---. ( `"\ /--..r=`) \__..--"7'`. ,`7 `}\' __. .-" / J/}/ .-"" \.-" .' `; : .' .' ; ; / : | .-._ `. : | ;-. /`. `/ `--| ; / \ ;`. ` : _; ; .' : : .-': .' \ ; _.--' :/ .' / | ,__ .-'"""""--. 7 / / : \`"""" `. ' / / : J__..._ `. ; .' \ -. `-.\ `,J.-' `._ `._.' fsc `"""" #2209: EXPECTING IT TO BE COOL Mon, 2005 Jul 11 asperger _ (_) _ I THINK MY DICK HAS ASPERGER'S (IT _ .=. (_) DOESN'T HAVE VERY GOOD SOCIAL SKILLS (_) _ //(`)_ AND TENDS TO FIXATE ON ONE THING) //`\/ |\ 0`\\ ||-.\_|_/.-|| ALSO IT BANGS ITS HEAD AGAINST THE )/ |_____| \( _ WALL AND AND SO NEEDS A HELMET 0 #/\ /\# 0 (_) _| o o |_ _ ((|, ^ ,|)) (_) `||\_/||` SAYING "I HAVE ASPERGER'S" AND EXPECTING || _ || _ IT TO BE COOL IS LIKE SHOUTING "I HAVE | \_/ | (_) AUTISM AND AN INABILITY TO BE USEFUL 0.__.\ /.__.0 IN SOCIETY AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE PUT `._ `"` _.' DOWN BEFORE I CAN REPRODUCE AND jgs / ; \ \ SPREAD AROUND MY DEFECTIVE GENES" 0'-' )/`'-0 0` #2387: SELF-DIAGNOSIS Thu, 2006 Jan 5 asperger SO THROUGH CAREFUL RESEARCH AND SELF-DIAGNOSIS I'VE NARROWED MY CONDITION DOWN TO TWO POSSIBILITIES ASPERGER'S SYNDROME OR LACTOSE INTOLERANCE __________________ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _\ | PLONK |=" | MACHINE | | | p | | p | p p | `====_ , ,,---., , _===' _,-' p p `-,_ o / l _ ,- `\{)/' -, _ l\ o ; o /' l || l\ ; n o; ; n << l ; ; ; n; ' ' n ; n ; ; `-,_ _,-' ; k k `. ``---------'' ,' k k `-.._ _,-' \````--------''''/ | :: | | ; | | :: | | ; | \(O) :: (O)/ pb `--,__;_,--' #2721: ASPERGER'S Tue, 2006 Dec 5 asperger _,.......____ _.-' / `-._`-. ,' / / `. `. IN THE YEAR 2010 WE WILL ALL HAVE ASPERGER'S ,' ___ / _ / __`. `. / / \ / (_) / / / \ \ ASPERGER'S SUFFERERS ARE NATURALLY SMARTER : / /) / / __ / / / L L AND FUNNIER AND UNIQUE AND ARE THUSLY SURE | / __,' / / / / / / | | TO BE SELECTED FOR | / / / / / / / /___ | | : /_/ / /_/ / /_____/ F F \ / / / / `. / / ,' ,' `./ / _,'_,' SORRY THAT SHOULD READ 2210 BUT I'M AUTISTIC cjr `-.__/______,.;:.-' #3300: ASPERGIAN WIKIPEDIANS Sun, 2008 Jul 6 asperger, wikipedia ________ _jgN########Ngg_ _N##N@@"" ""9NN##Np_ d###P N####p IT'S GREAT THAT THERE'S AN "^^" T#### "ASPERGIAN WIKIPEDIANS" CATEGORY d###P IN WIKIPEDIA, THE GREATEST THING _g###@F SINCE SLICED BULLSHIT _gN##@P gN###F" d###F JUST THINK: WHEN THE EXECUTION 0###F ORDERS ARE GIVEN, THEY'VE ALREADY 0###F SIGNED THE ROLL CALL 0###F "NN@' ___ DH q###r "" #3333: NEW WIKIPEDIA CATEGORY Fri, 2008 Aug 8 asperger, wikipedia ///. // 7 [[CATEGORY:FORMER LIBERALS]] ???? Y `-__.`. .\\ / .----' 7'/ [[CATEGORY:ACCUSED DICK-TOUCHERS]] ???? / / \\/ \ /___/ | a=' I'D LIKE TO SUGGEST AN ADDITIONAL WIKIPEDIA \ \ /_ / CATEGORY: / / \\ \ / .' \\ \ [[CATEGORY:PEOPLE WHO WERE MEAN TO ME `--` ''-' AsH IN HIGH SCHOOL (P.S. I HAVE ASPERGER'S)]] #3536: UNIX TIME Fri, 2009 Feb 27 asperger ___ _______________________ |===|=======================| |||||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| [___[_________________________] THE UNIX TIME STAMP 1234567890 |---|-------|--_-_--|-------| REACHED ON 2009 FEBRUARY 13 IS |[ ]| [:.:] |,'`. `.| [:.:] | IMPORTANT TO ME BECAUSE I HAVE ====|======== ||:|======== ASPERGER'S SYNDROME ||^|| {$} | ||:| {$} | ||:|| (:..) | ||:| (:.:) | ||:||=======| ||:|=======| ||:||_______| ||:|_______| jrei #3774: AUTISM Fri, 2009 Oct 23 asperger _, ^(o.).__. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH AUTISM / , o o) / `u-u',._/ SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY RETARDS NOBODY CARES ( _\ \ `|-| ----`.__)------| |------- `-' Ojo98 #3798: ASPIE DATING SITE Mon, 2009 Nov 16 asperger _._ AN ASPIE DATING SITE ?!?!?!? GREAT /_)\\ b-)^_^(-d TRYING TO IMAGINE AN ASPIE DATE \,-./ Ojo `-' ALL I GET IS TWO PEOPLE SITTING AROUND IGNORING EACH OTHER

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