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#2201: MEMORY AID

Sun, 2005 Jul 3

asperger

HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF ASPERGER SYNDROME WE JUST CALL IT         
THE WACKY CONFUSED BONER SYNDROME TO MAKE IT EASIER TO REMEMBER
                                                               
                                                               
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#2209: EXPECTING IT TO BE COOL

Mon, 2005 Jul 11

asperger

        _                                                           
       (_)          _      I THINK MY DICK HAS ASPERGER'S (IT       
   _         .=.   (_)      DOESN'T HAVE VERY GOOD SOCIAL SKILLS    
  (_)   _   //(`)_            AND TENDS TO FIXATE ON ONE THING)     
       //`\/ |\ 0`\\                                                
       ||-.\_|_/.-||        ALSO IT BANGS ITS HEAD AGAINST THE      
       )/ |_____| \(    _    WALL AND AND SO NEEDS A HELMET         
      0   #/\ /\#  0   (_)                                          
         _| o o |_                                                  
  _     ((|, ^ ,|))                                                 
 (_)     `||\_/||`         SAYING "I HAVE ASPERGER'S" AND EXPECTING 
          || _ ||      _    IT TO BE COOL IS LIKE SHOUTING "I HAVE  
          | \_/ |     (_)    AUTISM AND AN INABILITY TO BE USEFUL   
      0.__.\   /.__.0         IN SOCIETY AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE PUT
       `._  `"`  _.'           DOWN BEFORE I CAN REPRODUCE AND      
jgs       / ;  \ \              SPREAD AROUND MY DEFECTIVE GENES"   
        0'-' )/`'-0                                                 
            0`                                                      

#2387: SELF-DIAGNOSIS

Thu, 2006 Jan 5

asperger, plonk

SO THROUGH CAREFUL RESEARCH AND SELF-DIAGNOSIS             
 I'VE NARROWED MY CONDITION DOWN TO TWO POSSIBILITIES      
  ASPERGER'S SYNDROME OR LACTOSE INTOLERANCE               
                                                           
                         __________________                
                       / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _\              
                      | PLONK                |="           
                      | MACHINE              |             
                      |                      |             
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                           |      ::      |                
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                           |      ::      |                
                           |      ;       |                
                            \(O)  ::  (O)/   pb            
                             `--,__;_,--'                  

#2721: ASPERGER'S

Tue, 2006 Dec 5

asperger

          _,.......____                                                     
      _.-'      /  `-._`-.                                                  
    ,'         /     / `. `.   IN THE YEAR 2010 WE WILL ALL HAVE ASPERGER'S 
  ,'   ___    / _   /  __`. `.                                              
 /    /   \  / (_) /  / /  \  \   ASPERGER'S SUFFERERS ARE NATURALLY SMARTER
:    / /) / / __  /  / /    L  L  AND FUNNIER AND UNIQUE AND ARE THUSLY SURE
|   / __,' / / / /  / /     |  |  TO BE SELECTED FOR                        
|  / /    / / / /  / /___   |  |                                            
: /_/    / /_/ /  /_____/   F  F                                            
 \      /     /            /  /                                             
  `.   /     /           ,' ,'                                              
    `./     /         _,'_,'    SORRY THAT SHOULD READ 2210 BUT I'M AUTISTIC
 cjr  `-.__/______,.;:.-'                                                   

#3300: ASPERGIAN WIKIPEDIANS

Sun, 2008 Jul 6

asperger, wikipedia

       ________                                             
   _jgN########Ngg_                                         
 _N##N@@""  ""9NN##Np_                                      
d###P            N####p    IT'S GREAT THAT THERE'S AN       
"^^"              T####    "ASPERGIAN WIKIPEDIANS" CATEGORY 
                  d###P    IN WIKIPEDIA, THE GREATEST THING 
               _g###@F     SINCE SLICED BULLSHIT            
            _gN##@P                                         
          gN###F"                                           
         d###F             JUST THINK: WHEN THE EXECUTION   
        0###F              ORDERS ARE GIVEN, THEY'VE ALREADY
        0###F              SIGNED THE ROLL CALL             
        0###F                                               
        "NN@'                                               
                                                            
         ___                                                
   DH   q###r                                               
         ""                                                 

#3333: NEW WIKIPEDIA CATEGORY

Fri, 2008 Aug 8

asperger, wikipedia

    ///.                                                           
   //  7            [[CATEGORY:FORMER LIBERALS]] ????              
   Y `-__.`. .\\                                                   
   /  .----' 7'/      [[CATEGORY:ACCUSED DICK-TOUCHERS]] ????      
  /   /    \\/  \                                                  
 /___/      | a='   I'D LIKE TO SUGGEST AN ADDITIONAL WIKIPEDIA    
 \  \      /_ /      CATEGORY:                                     
 /  /      \\ \                                                    
/ .'        \\ \        [[CATEGORY:PEOPLE WHO WERE MEAN TO ME      
`--`        ''-' AsH      IN HIGH SCHOOL (P.S. I HAVE ASPERGER'S)]]

#3536: UNIX TIME

Fri, 2009 Feb 27

asperger

   ___ _______________________                                   
  |===|=======================|                                  
  |||||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|                                  
 [___[_________________________]   THE UNIX TIME STAMP 1234567890
  |---|-------|--_-_--|-------|    REACHED ON 2009 FEBRUARY 13 IS
  |[ ]| [:.:] |,'`. `.| [:.:] |    IMPORTANT TO ME BECAUSE I HAVE
  ====|========    ||:|========    ASPERGER'S SYNDROME           
  ||^||  {$}  |    ||:|  {$}  |                                  
  ||:|| (:..) |    ||:| (:.:) |                                  
  ||:||=======|    ||:|=======|                                  
  ||:||_______|    ||:|_______|                                  
                                                                 
jrei                                                             

#3774: AUTISM

Fri, 2009 Oct 23

asperger

       _,                                                          
     ^(o.).__.     BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH AUTISM                      
     /  , o  o)                                                    
    /    `u-u',._/    SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY RETARDS NOBODY CARES
   (  _\    \ `|-|                                                 
----`.__)------| |-------                                          
               `-' Ojo98                                           

#3798: ASPIE DATING SITE

Mon, 2009 Nov 16

asperger

     _._    AN ASPIE DATING SITE ?!?!?!? GREAT                        
    /_)\\                                                             
  b-)^_^(-d   TRYING TO IMAGINE AN ASPIE DATE                         
    \,-./                                                             
Ojo  `-'    ALL I GET IS TWO PEOPLE SITTING AROUND IGNORING EACH OTHER

#4017: NEURODIVERSITY

Wed, 2010 Jun 23

asperger

               __,       .                                               
         .-.="j.  "-:._.f "_            HEY IDIOT FUCKING ASPIE DIPSHITS:
       ." __."" "-'.;"      "._f".                                       
.g88s..g88s.g88s..;g88s..g88s..g88s.                                     
68888968888988889;688889688889688889    SCHIZOPHRENICS AND SOCIOPATHS AND
"^88^""^88^"^88^";:"^88^"^88^""Y888^"   PSYCHOPATHS AND CHILD MOLESTERS  
ft][tftf][ftt][tfjjd][jddj][jdjj][dj    AND RAPISTS AND MURDERERS AND    
" ][ " "][ ""][  /\"][ "" ][" ""]["     SERIAL KILLERS ARE ALL           
                /  \                    "NEURODIVERSE" TOO               
               /    \                                                    
              /      \         fsc                                       
             /        \                                                  

#4243: OVERCOME

Fri, 2011 Feb 4

asperger

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|      '   |  |,.'''   ''--:_                            
|      ,'   \ |       ,--..  `.     ONE DAY I'LL OVERCOME
 \____/    /'       _(     '.  '\    MY ASPERGER SYNDROME
          /      /' '-.     . ____                       
          |     |      \  O,-'    '\                     
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#4248: NEURODIVERSE

Wed, 2011 Feb 9

asperger

                        .-"L"-.  I'M NEURODIVERSE AND THEREFORE A TWAT   
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                      '          .'     '.                               

#4259: NEWTONIAN NEURODIVERSITY

Sun, 2011 Feb 20

asperger

                   _,.-'"\                                                
             _,.-'"     ' \    SIR ISAAC NEWTON CLAIMED THAT HIS GREATEST 
       _,.-'"           '  \    ACCOMPLISHMENT IN LIFE WAS TO DIE A VIRGIN
 _,.-'"                '    \                                             
('-._                  '     \                                            
 \   '-._      _-'"''-,'      \                                           
  \      '-._-'        ',      \                                          
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sjw \            '-._     \      \                                        
     \               '-._  |      \                                       
      \                  '-:_      \                                      
       '-._                  '-._   \                                     
           '-._                  '-._)                                    
               '-._                 /                                     
                   '-._            /   SO YOU ALWAYS HAVE THAT TO LOOK    
                       '-._       /    FORWARD TO, "NEURODIVERSE PERSON"  
                           '-._  /                                        
                               '"    IN THE MEAN TIME, SHUT THE FUCK UP   

#4345: NEURODIVERSE CULTURE

Tue, 2011 May 17

asperger

        /;                                                       
       / |'-,.                                                   
      /  '    `"---,.__                                          
     /  '    ,'     ,  '"--,"|                                   
    /  '    ,     ,'     ,"::|   IF THESE ASPIES ARE SO FUCKING  
   /  '   ,'    ,      ,"::::|   "NUERODIVERSE" HOW COME THEY    
  /  '   ,    ,'     ,"::::::L   CAN'T FUCKING SPELL THAT WELL   
 /  '  ,'   ,'     ,"::::::::L                                   
/  '  ,    ,     ,":::::::::J                                    
k-,._    ,'   _.":::::::::::J                                    
 \.  `"----'"".J::::::::::::|    HINT: YOUR BRAIN BEING BROKEN   
  \.    .-,    .L:::::::::::|    DOES NOT MAKE YOU SPECIAL OR    
   \.  (       .J:::::::::::!    MEAN THAT YOU HAVE AN ALTERNATE 
    \.  `--     .L:::::::::/     LIFESTYLE OR CULTURE            
     \.   .-.   .|::::::::/                                      
      \. (   )  .J:::::::/       IT MEANS YOUR FUCKING BRAIN IS  
       \. `-'    .L:::::/        FUCKING BROKEN YOU FUCKING IDIOT
        \.  L    .|::::/                                         
         \. !__  .J:::/                                          
          \.  __  .L:/                                           
           \. L_) .|/                                            
            `-,__,-'    kth                                      

#4349: NEUROTYPICAL

Sat, 2011 May 21

asperger

           I WISH I WERE NEUROTYPICAL
                                     
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#4479: MUSE

Wed, 2011 Sep 28

asperger

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     /^/^(   )       s                                        
    ( \=_ ) /      a   c   ,                                  
     ) )\ \/__   ,___   ;                                     
    /  / ~    \ /-_/       i                                  
   (  (. ( . / /(                                             
   /\__\    ( \_/   WHOEVER DREW THIS IS A FREAKISH ASPIE FUCK
   \ |  )  ` \                                                
    \| /      \_______                                        
  _(_/(     \/        `)                                      
   //  \     \.____/__/_                                      
        \    | ________ |                                     
        /\   ||        ||                                     
        | )` )|  b'ger ||                                     
        |/  / |        ||                                     
        \| /  |________||                                     
         )/|____--_____o|                                     
       ,'/___/__|____\__                                      
      / /|   | ==     : |                                     
------\/-|___|__________|------                               

#4538: HURTFUL WORDS

Sat, 2011 Nov 26

asperger

                     !                                               
                     |                                               
                     |    |~/                                        
                     |   _|~                                         
       .============.|  (_|   |~/                                    
     .-;____________;|.      _|~                                     
     | [_________I__] |     (_|                                      
     |  """"" (_) (_) |                                              
     | .=====..=====. |  MAN I STILL WISH I WERE AN AUTISTIC ASPERGER
     | |:::::||:::::| |  FAGGOT BECAUSE JUST BEING NORMAL I GET THIS 
jgs  | '=====''=====' |  HURTFUL WORD "NEUROTYPICAL" HURLED AT ME    
     '----------------'  AND THAT REALLY HURTS MY FEELINGS           
                                                                     
                         (GET IT BECAUSE ASPIES ARE NOT HUMAN AND    
                         THEREFORE DON'T HAVE FEELINGS)              

#5328: SELF-DIAGNOSED NEUROTYPICAL

Fri, 2014 Jan 24

asperger

             __)),                                          
            //_ _)                                          
            ( "\"    FOLKS I'M A SELF-DIAGNOSED NEUROTYPICAL
             \_-/                                           
         ,---/  '---.                                       
        /     - -    \                                      
       /  \_. _|__,/  \                                     
      /  )\        )\_ \                                    
     / _/  (   '  ) /  /                                    
    / |     (_____) | /                                     
   /,'      /     \/ /,                                     
 _/(_      (   ._, )-'                                      
`--,/      |____|__|                                        
           |    )  |                                        
           |   /   |                                        
           |  / \  |                                        
          / `|  | _)                                        
          |  |  |  |                                        
          |  /  \  |                                        
          | |    \ |                                        
          | \    | \_                                       
   gnv   /__(    '-._`,                                     

#5336: TYPICALLY NEUROTYPICAL

Sat, 2014 Feb 1

asperger

          __ __                                                          
        ,;::\::\                                                         
      ,'/' `/'`/      WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE CONDITION WHERE YOU'RE      
  _\,: '.,-'.-':.     TIRED OF PEOPLE TROTTING OUT NAMES OF CONDITIONS   
 -./"'  :    :  :\/,  TO EXPLAIN WHY THEY'RE BEING DICKS, WHY THEY DON'T 
  ::.  ,:____;__; :-  HAVE TO EVEN TRY TO ACT NORMALLY, AND WHY THEY GET 
  :"  ( .`-*'o*',);   TO IMMEDIATELY PLAY THE VICTIM CARD WHENEVER       
   \.. ` `---'`' /    THEY'VE BEEN THE ONE WHO HAS BEEN EXTREMELY RUDE,  
    `:._..-   _.'     INSENSITIVE, OR DOWNRIGHT AWFUL TO SOMEONE ELSE    
    ,;  .     `.      ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE OFTEN "SELF-DIAGNOSED" ???
   /"'| |       \                                                        
  ::. ) :        :                                                       
  |" (   \       |    OH RIGHT                                           
  :.(_,  :       ;                                                       
   \'`-'_/      /     NEUROTYPICAL                                       
    `...   , _,'                                                         
     |,|  : |                                                            
     |`|  | |                                                            
     |,|  | |                                                            
 ,--.;`|  | '..--.                                                       
/;' "' ;  '..--. ))                                                      
\:.___(___   ) ))'                                                       
       SSt`-'-''                                                         

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