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#2402: ANIMALCULE (Fri, 2006 Jan 20)
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#2399: GRAVY (Tue, 2006 Jan 17)
#2398: SO THIS IS ME (Mon, 2006 Jan 16)
#2397: AND THE LORD SAID (Sun, 2006 Jan 15)
#2396: THE FREAKY YELLOW SUBMARINE LOOKING CREATURE (Sat, 2006 Jan 14)
#2395: IT'S THE ANSWER BEAR III (Fri, 2006 Jan 13)
#2394: CHOPPY (Thu, 2006 Jan 12)
#2393: BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (Wed, 2006 Jan 11)
#2392: INTELLIGENT DESIGN (Tue, 2006 Jan 10)
#2391: WHICH DRAGON FROM ADVENTURE (Mon, 2006 Jan 9)
#2390: EDDIE IZZARD (Sun, 2006 Jan 8)
#2389: HEAT (Sat, 2006 Jan 7)
#2388: HOROSCOPES (Fri, 2006 Jan 6)
#2387: SELF-DIAGNOSIS (Thu, 2006 Jan 5)
#2386: JODY WATLEY'S SISTER (Wed, 2006 Jan 4)
#2385: WITH MY MIND (Tue, 2006 Jan 3)
#2384: THIS ONE'S PURPLE (Mon, 2006 Jan 2)
#2383: YUSUF ISLAM (Sun, 2006 Jan 1)
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#2380: DUMB IN THE TITS (Thu, 2005 Dec 29)
#2379: ROW AND SACK (Wed, 2005 Dec 28)
#2378: BILL FOLD (Tue, 2005 Dec 27)
#2377: PLAY BY PLAY ACTION (Mon, 2005 Dec 26)
#2376: TUBGIRL (Sun, 2005 Dec 25)
#2375: FROSTY THE SNOWMAN (Sat, 2005 Dec 24)
#2374: PURPLE FINGERS (Fri, 2005 Dec 23)
#2373: TRUE RMS (Thu, 2005 Dec 22)
#2372: POOR LEO (Wed, 2005 Dec 21)
#2371: POLAND (Tue, 2005 Dec 20)
#2370: CAN'T STOP PISSING (Mon, 2005 Dec 19)
#2369: ROUND AND BROWN (Sun, 2005 Dec 18)
#2368: BOBBY BROWN CHRISTMAS SPECIAL (Sat, 2005 Dec 17)
#2367: CARNITAS BURRITO (Fri, 2005 Dec 16)
#2366: JUGGLER (Thu, 2005 Dec 15)
#2365: POLYAMORY IS A GYP (Wed, 2005 Dec 14)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2387: SELF-DIAGNOSIS

Thu, 2006 Jan 5

asperger, plonk

SO THROUGH CAREFUL RESEARCH AND SELF-DIAGNOSIS             
 I'VE NARROWED MY CONDITION DOWN TO TWO POSSIBILITIES      
  ASPERGER'S SYNDROME OR LACTOSE INTOLERANCE               
                                                           
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                      | MACHINE              |             
                      |                      |             
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                     _,-'   p          p   `-,_   o        
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                  ; o  /'    l   ||         l\    ;       n
                o;    ;    n     <<     l     ;    ;       
                  ;   n;         ' '      n  ;  n ;        
                   ;    `-,_             _,-'    ;  k      
                  k `.      ``---------''      ,'     k    
                 k    `-.._                _,-'            
                          \````--------''''/               
                           |      ::      |                
                           |       ;      |                
                           |      ::      |                
                           |      ;       |                
                            \(O)  ::  (O)/   pb            
                             `--,__;_,--'                  

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