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#2378: BILL FOLD (Tue, 2005 Dec 27)
#2377: PLAY BY PLAY ACTION (Mon, 2005 Dec 26)
#2376: TUBGIRL (Sun, 2005 Dec 25)
#2375: FROSTY THE SNOWMAN (Sat, 2005 Dec 24)
#2374: PURPLE FINGERS (Fri, 2005 Dec 23)
#2373: TRUE RMS (Thu, 2005 Dec 22)
#2372: POOR LEO (Wed, 2005 Dec 21)
#2371: POLAND (Tue, 2005 Dec 20)
#2370: CAN'T STOP PISSING (Mon, 2005 Dec 19)
#2369: ROUND AND BROWN (Sun, 2005 Dec 18)
#2368: BOBBY BROWN CHRISTMAS SPECIAL (Sat, 2005 Dec 17)
#2367: CARNITAS BURRITO (Fri, 2005 Dec 16)
#2366: JUGGLER (Thu, 2005 Dec 15)
#2365: POLYAMORY IS A GYP (Wed, 2005 Dec 14)
#2364: HATE THE GAME (Tue, 2005 Dec 13)
#2363: DRAGONSLAYER (Mon, 2005 Dec 12)
#2362: SQUIGGLIES REDUX (Sun, 2005 Dec 11)
#2361: BONO'S POLITICAL INSIGHT (Sat, 2005 Dec 10)
#2360: MARTIAL ARTS (Fri, 2005 Dec 9)
#2359: LIVE 8 (Thu, 2005 Dec 8)
#2358: SUPERHERO NAME (Wed, 2005 Dec 7)
#2357: WHAT I LEARNED FROM EVERQUEST (Tue, 2005 Dec 6)
#2356: EMPEROR PENGUIN (Mon, 2005 Dec 5)
#2355: XBOX 360 (Sun, 2005 Dec 4)
#2354: DRUG DEAL (Sat, 2005 Dec 3)
#2353: STROGGOS WAR (Fri, 2005 Dec 2)
#2352: RENT (Thu, 2005 Dec 1)
#2351: WIPEOUT PURE (Wed, 2005 Nov 30)
#2350: ERGONOMIC KEYBOARD (Tue, 2005 Nov 29)
#2349: UNTITLED II (Mon, 2005 Nov 28)
#2348: THE PORN CLAM ON: MR. MARCUS (Sun, 2005 Nov 27)
#2347: VISUALIZE THIS (Sat, 2005 Nov 26)
#2346: DENISE CROSBY (Fri, 2005 Nov 25)
#2345: TROUBLE GETTING DATES (Thu, 2005 Nov 24)
#2344: ADELE STEPHENS' MOUSTACHE (Wed, 2005 Nov 23)
#2343: A LAST REQUEST (Tue, 2005 Nov 22)
#2342: JON B. (Mon, 2005 Nov 21)
#2341: MISQUOTING FLAVA FLAV (Sun, 2005 Nov 20)
#2340: ENOUGH SAID (Sat, 2005 Nov 19)
#2339: 101ST (Fri, 2005 Nov 18)
#2338: MARIO SEZ (Thu, 2005 Nov 17)
#2337: PREGNANT CHICK PORN (Wed, 2005 Nov 16)
#2336: GAY COWBOYS (Tue, 2005 Nov 15)
#2335: MEMETICS (Mon, 2005 Nov 14)
#2334: ODE TO SPAMCOP (Sun, 2005 Nov 13)
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#2356: EMPEROR PENGUIN

Mon, 2005 Dec 5

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        '      ;             .     FURIOUS UNSTOPPABLE    
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     .       .    ;'         .                            
     ,            ; '.       ,     DO NOT MISTAKE THE     
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        ;       '     .     ;                             
     '_` '.          ,       '     ONE OF THEM PUSSY BIRDS
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