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#2350: ERGONOMIC KEYBOARD (Tue, 2005 Nov 29)
#2349: UNTITLED II (Mon, 2005 Nov 28)
#2348: THE PORN CLAM ON: MR. MARCUS (Sun, 2005 Nov 27)
#2347: VISUALIZE THIS (Sat, 2005 Nov 26)
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#2345: TROUBLE GETTING DATES (Thu, 2005 Nov 24)
#2344: ADELE STEPHENS' MOUSTACHE (Wed, 2005 Nov 23)
#2343: A LAST REQUEST (Tue, 2005 Nov 22)
#2342: JON B. (Mon, 2005 Nov 21)
#2341: MISQUOTING FLAVA FLAV (Sun, 2005 Nov 20)
#2340: ENOUGH SAID (Sat, 2005 Nov 19)
#2339: 101ST (Fri, 2005 Nov 18)
#2338: MARIO SEZ (Thu, 2005 Nov 17)
#2337: PREGNANT CHICK PORN (Wed, 2005 Nov 16)
#2336: GAY COWBOYS (Tue, 2005 Nov 15)
#2335: MEMETICS (Mon, 2005 Nov 14)
#2334: ODE TO SPAMCOP (Sun, 2005 Nov 13)
#2333: DEAR FRANCE (Sat, 2005 Nov 12)
#2332: RETURN OF THE KING TAKEAWAY (Fri, 2005 Nov 11)
#2331: BONERVILLE (Thu, 2005 Nov 10)
#2330: A BRILLIANT MARKETING CAMPAIGN IF EVER THERE WAS ONE (Wed, 2005 Nov 9)
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#2325: EHARMONY (Fri, 2005 Nov 4)
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#2319: BETTY PAGE (Sat, 2005 Oct 29)
#2318: CODE NAMES (Fri, 2005 Oct 28)
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#2314: BIRD FLU (Mon, 2005 Oct 24)
#2313: ESCALATION (Sun, 2005 Oct 23)
#2312: SPIELBERG JOINS EA (Sat, 2005 Oct 22)
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#2334: ODE TO SPAMCOP

Sun, 2005 Nov 13

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       .--.     ___/     \   DEAR SPAMCOP: YOU ARE A HUGE PIECE OF SHIT  
      /    `.-""   `-,    ;                                              
     ;     /     O O  \  /   I HAVE A GREAT IDEA !!! HOW ABOUT AN OPEN   
     `.    \          /-'   BLACKLIST !!!!!! SURELY THIS PLAN WILL WORK  
    _  J-.__;      _.'    PERFECTLY AS ANYONE CAN FLAG ANYONE ELSE AS    
   (" /      `.   -=:    A SPAMMER !!!!!!!!! I CANNOT SEE ANY FLAW HERE  
    `:         `, -=|                                                    
     |  F\    i, ; -|   LOOK AT ME !!!! I'M JOE SCHMO MAKING A DIFFERENCE
     |  | |   ||  \_J   BY TRYING TO HELP FIGHT SPAM !!!!! SURELY IF I   
fsc  mmm! `mmM Mmm'     FORWARD FORGED BOUNCES TO SPAMCOP THIS WILL DO   
                        GOOD IN THE WORLD RATHER THAN JUST MAKING MORE   
                        POINTLESS BUSYWORK FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED         
                                                                         
                        P.S. PIECE OF SHIT                               
                                                                         
                                                                         

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