_    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
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/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/

#3433: GRANDMA (Sun, 2008 Nov 16) ... #2345: TROUBLE GETTING DATES (Thu, 2005 Nov 24) #2344: ADELE STEPHENS' MOUSTACHE (Wed, 2005 Nov 23) #2343: A LAST REQUEST (Tue, 2005 Nov 22) #2342: JON B. (Mon, 2005 Nov 21) #2341: MISQUOTING FLAVA FLAV (Sun, 2005 Nov 20) #2340: ENOUGH SAID (Sat, 2005 Nov 19) #2339: 101ST (Fri, 2005 Nov 18) #2338: MARIO SEZ (Thu, 2005 Nov 17) #2337: PREGNANT CHICK PORN (Wed, 2005 Nov 16) #2336: GAY COWBOYS (Tue, 2005 Nov 15) #2335: MEMETICS (Mon, 2005 Nov 14) #2334: ODE TO SPAMCOP (Sun, 2005 Nov 13) #2333: DEAR FRANCE (Sat, 2005 Nov 12) #2332: RETURN OF THE KING TAKEAWAY (Fri, 2005 Nov 11) #2331: BONERVILLE (Thu, 2005 Nov 10) #2330: A BRILLIANT MARKETING CAMPAIGN IF EVER THERE WAS ONE (Wed, 2005 Nov 9) #2329: MITOCHONDRIAL EVE (Tue, 2005 Nov 8) #2328: A DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTION (Mon, 2005 Nov 7) #2327: FINGERNAILS (Sun, 2005 Nov 6) #2326: ANNE RICE (Sat, 2005 Nov 5) #2325: EHARMONY (Fri, 2005 Nov 4) #2324: THROAT CANCER (Thu, 2005 Nov 3) #2323: GLBT (Wed, 2005 Nov 2) #2322: PLUTO (Tue, 2005 Nov 1) #2321: WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT BEER (Mon, 2005 Oct 31) #2320: GOD INVENTED TOILETS (Sun, 2005 Oct 30) #2319: BETTY PAGE (Sat, 2005 Oct 29) #2318: CODE NAMES (Fri, 2005 Oct 28) #2317: BITCHES (Thu, 2005 Oct 27) #2316: WIKIPEDIANS (Wed, 2005 Oct 26) #2315: KATHY GRIFFIN HOSTS (Tue, 2005 Oct 25) #2314: BIRD FLU (Mon, 2005 Oct 24) #2313: ESCALATION (Sun, 2005 Oct 23) #2312: SPIELBERG JOINS EA (Sat, 2005 Oct 22) #2311: STROGG ALPHABET (Fri, 2005 Oct 21) #2310: A BETTER MAN (Thu, 2005 Oct 20) #2309: CALL GIRL VS. HOOKER (Wed, 2005 Oct 19) #2308: D.P. (Tue, 2005 Oct 18) #2307: UNRESTRAINED ID (Mon, 2005 Oct 17) #2306: PIZZA AND BEER (Sun, 2005 Oct 16) #2305: CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA (Sat, 2005 Oct 15) #2304: CONFLICT DIAMONDS (Fri, 2005 Oct 14) #2303: CONSPIRACY DUCK: COMMENTS (Thu, 2005 Oct 13) #2302: USELESS DUMP OF A MOVIE (Wed, 2005 Oct 12) #2301: FLOPPED THE NUTS (Tue, 2005 Oct 11) #2300: NECK AND NECK (Mon, 2005 Oct 10) ... #1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)

<<< #2321: WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT BEER | #2323: GLBT >>> #2322: PLUTO Tue, 2005 Nov 1 pluto, topical ::: =, ; PLUTO HAS THREE MOONS !?!?!??!?!?! ;;=;;=== M ,=YVRMBBMMR=, :i= MAJOR BLOW STRUCK TO GROUP OF AVID :iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=; ==;====== AMATEURS WHO WISH TO DEMOTE =tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM PLUTO FROM PLANETARY STATUS tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM =tYRBM;;tVB, ...., ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM ,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM ,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM ... .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM . ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM; .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM MEANWHILE ....... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB THE REST OF THE ASTRONOMICAL M .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;= COMMUNITY STILL COULDN'T GIVE A M .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,:: SHIT !!!!!!!!!!! `,,,,,,, THE MAP IS NOT THE TERRITORY

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