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#2298: DOOM TICKETS

Sat, 2005 Oct 8

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|    --   |  \                                        | / \    /    \     /   |
|      |~_|   \                                   \___|/    \/         /      |
|--__  |   -- |\________________________________/~~\~~|    /  \     /     \   |
|   |~~--__  |~_|____|____|____|____|____|____|/ /  \/|\ /      \/          \/|
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|  \mmmm :   | _|___|____|____|____|____|____|___|  /\|   /  \      /  \      |
|      B :_--~~ |_|____|____|____|____|____|____|  |  |\/      \ /        \   |
|  __--P :  |  /                                /  /  | \     /  \          /\|
|~~  |   :  | /                                 ~~~   |  \  /      \      /   |
|    |      |/                        .-.             |  /\          \  /     |
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|BM  |     /                        |     |            -_   \       /    \    |
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|          |  /|  |   |  2  3  4  | /~~~~~\ |       /|    |_| ....  ......... |
|          |  ~|~ | % |           | | ~J~ | |       ~|~ % |_| ....  ......... |
|   AMMO   |  HEALTH  |  5  6  7  |  \===/  |    ARMOR    |#| ....  ......... |
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      ARE WE GOING TO WAIT IN LINE THE NIGHT BEFORE DOOM THE MOVIE OPENS       
      TO GET TICKETS ?!?!?!?!?                                                 
                                                                               
      WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WON'T BE A LINE                                   
                                                                               
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