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#2293: HITLER CLONES (Mon, 2005 Oct 3)
#2292: ROMPER STOMPER AND L.A. CONFIDENTIAL (Sun, 2005 Oct 2)
#2291: JOHN TURTURRO (Sat, 2005 Oct 1)
#2290: LISA FROM THE BLOODHOUND GANG (Fri, 2005 Sep 30)
#2289: MY GREATEST ASSET (Thu, 2005 Sep 29)
#2288: CUDDLE PARTY (Wed, 2005 Sep 28)
#2287: JUST IN CASE (Tue, 2005 Sep 27)
#2286: I WANT OFF (Mon, 2005 Sep 26)
#2285: GRID AIDS (Sun, 2005 Sep 25)
#2284: NOBODY KNOWS (Sat, 2005 Sep 24)
#2283: RETRIBUTION (Fri, 2005 Sep 23)
#2282: LAXATIVE ABUSE (Thu, 2005 Sep 22)
#2281: CLOUDWATCHING (Wed, 2005 Sep 21)
#2280: ISLE VS. AISLE (Tue, 2005 Sep 20)
#2279: I FAVOR PUFFY REGISTRATION (Mon, 2005 Sep 19)
#2278: SAVED BY A STRANGER (Sun, 2005 Sep 18)
#2277: SITCOM (Sat, 2005 Sep 17)
#2276: GERMANS (Fri, 2005 Sep 16)
#2275: MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE (Thu, 2005 Sep 15)
#2274: THE FOUR FOOD GROUPS (Wed, 2005 Sep 14)
#2273: EMPOWERMENT THROUGH WORDS (Tue, 2005 Sep 13)
#2272: MOLESTOCRACY (Mon, 2005 Sep 12)
#2271: ROUNDERS (Sun, 2005 Sep 11)
#2270: POSITIVE TEENAGE JUNKIE HOOKERS (Sat, 2005 Sep 10)
#2269: ATTENTION GOTH MALES (Fri, 2005 Sep 9)
#2268: GO AWAY JARED (Thu, 2005 Sep 8)
#2267: A HO-HO INSPIRED THEOLOGICAL DILEMMA (Wed, 2005 Sep 7)
#2266: CUT IT OUT PLEASE (Tue, 2005 Sep 6)
#2265: WIFEBEATERS (Mon, 2005 Sep 5)
#2264: EDIT WARS (Sun, 2005 Sep 4)
#2263: HURRICANE NAMES (Sat, 2005 Sep 3)
#2262: PROOF OF GOD (Fri, 2005 Sep 2)
#2261: HURRICANE KATRINA (Thu, 2005 Sep 1)
#2260: READING RAINBOW (Wed, 2005 Aug 31)
#2259: SANTA CLAUS, JESUS CHRIST, WHO'S COUNTING (Tue, 2005 Aug 30)
#2258: THIRD GRADE (Mon, 2005 Aug 29)
#2257: THEM (Sun, 2005 Aug 28)
#2256: A TRIBUTE TO JON STEWART (Sat, 2005 Aug 27)
#2255: MYTHBUSTERS MOLESTATION (Fri, 2005 Aug 26)
#2254: MARRY ME OR ELSE (Thu, 2005 Aug 25)
#2253: PINCHED NERVE (Wed, 2005 Aug 24)
#2252: HOWIE MANDEL (Tue, 2005 Aug 23)
#2251: STRAIGHT OUTTA GANTON (Mon, 2005 Aug 22)
#2250: SEMANTIC ARGUMENT (Sun, 2005 Aug 21)
#2249: NEWS FROM CERN (Sat, 2005 Aug 20)
#2248: EMPOWERED WOMAN (Fri, 2005 Aug 19)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2270: POSITIVE TEENAGE JUNKIE HOOKERS

Sat, 2005 Sep 10

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   )/a a\(    I'VE GOT TO FIND ME AN HIV POSITIVE, TEENAGE,     
  ( ( - ) )    JUNKIE HOOKER BECAUSE I'M NOT ANY OF THOSE THINGS
   )_) (_(      AND I FIGURE THE EXPERIENCE WILL ROUND ME OUT   
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