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#2275: MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE (Thu, 2005 Sep 15)
#2274: THE FOUR FOOD GROUPS (Wed, 2005 Sep 14)
#2273: EMPOWERMENT THROUGH WORDS (Tue, 2005 Sep 13)
#2272: MOLESTOCRACY (Mon, 2005 Sep 12)
#2271: ROUNDERS (Sun, 2005 Sep 11)
#2270: POSITIVE TEENAGE JUNKIE HOOKERS (Sat, 2005 Sep 10)
#2269: ATTENTION GOTH MALES (Fri, 2005 Sep 9)
#2268: GO AWAY JARED (Thu, 2005 Sep 8)
#2267: A HO-HO INSPIRED THEOLOGICAL DILEMMA (Wed, 2005 Sep 7)
#2266: CUT IT OUT PLEASE (Tue, 2005 Sep 6)
#2265: WIFEBEATERS (Mon, 2005 Sep 5)
#2264: EDIT WARS (Sun, 2005 Sep 4)
#2263: HURRICANE NAMES (Sat, 2005 Sep 3)
#2262: PROOF OF GOD (Fri, 2005 Sep 2)
#2261: HURRICANE KATRINA (Thu, 2005 Sep 1)
#2260: READING RAINBOW (Wed, 2005 Aug 31)
#2259: SANTA CLAUS, JESUS CHRIST, WHO'S COUNTING (Tue, 2005 Aug 30)
#2258: THIRD GRADE (Mon, 2005 Aug 29)
#2257: THEM (Sun, 2005 Aug 28)
#2256: A TRIBUTE TO JON STEWART (Sat, 2005 Aug 27)
#2255: MYTHBUSTERS MOLESTATION (Fri, 2005 Aug 26)
#2254: MARRY ME OR ELSE (Thu, 2005 Aug 25)
#2253: PINCHED NERVE (Wed, 2005 Aug 24)
#2252: HOWIE MANDEL (Tue, 2005 Aug 23)
#2251: STRAIGHT OUTTA GANTON (Mon, 2005 Aug 22)
#2250: SEMANTIC ARGUMENT (Sun, 2005 Aug 21)
#2249: NEWS FROM CERN (Sat, 2005 Aug 20)
#2248: EMPOWERED WOMAN (Fri, 2005 Aug 19)
#2247: ARTILLERY ON YOUR POSITION (Thu, 2005 Aug 18)
#2246: TO THE LIONS (Wed, 2005 Aug 17)
#2245: CAB MONEY AND A HUG (Tue, 2005 Aug 16)
#2244: FAT CAMP (Mon, 2005 Aug 15)
#2243: THE OLD "SHE SAID HELLO" DEFENSE (Sun, 2005 Aug 14)
#2242: LYON'S DEN SUCKED (Sat, 2005 Aug 13)
#2241: YOU'D BETTER FIND A WAY (Fri, 2005 Aug 12)
#2240: EDDIE MURPHY RAW (Thu, 2005 Aug 11)
#2239: THE QUESTION YOU ACTUALLY HEAR (Wed, 2005 Aug 10)
#2238: YOUR APOLOGY (Tue, 2005 Aug 9)
#2237: AWAY (Mon, 2005 Aug 8)
#2236: NASCAR FANS (Sun, 2005 Aug 7)
#2235: THE PROVERBIAL EPICENTER (Sat, 2005 Aug 6)
#2234: IT (Fri, 2005 Aug 5)
#2233: THE LAZIEST FONT DESIGNER EVER (Thu, 2005 Aug 4)
#2232: PRESUMPTIVE POSITIVE (Wed, 2005 Aug 3)
#2231: AND THE BIRD WAS NEVER SEEN OR HEARD FROM AGAIN (Tue, 2005 Aug 2)
#2230: EAT UP (Mon, 2005 Aug 1)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2252: HOWIE MANDEL

Tue, 2005 Aug 23

                   _                                                   
                  ( \      SO IT TURNS OUT HOWIE MANDEL ISN'T DEAD     
       __         _)_\_     FOR SOME STRANGE REASON                    
      ' \;---.-._S_____2_                                              
        /   / /_/       (______        SO WHO KEEPS FEEDING THIS FUCKER
     __(  _;-'    =    =|____._'.__                                    
    /   _/     _  @\ _(@(      '--.\    I THOUGHT WE ALL AGREED HE WAS 
    (_ /      /\  _   =( ) ___     \\    TO BE EUTHANIZED (IT IS THE   
      /      /\ \_ '.___'-.___~.    '\    ONLY HUMANE THING TO DO)     
snd  /      /\ \__'--') '-.__c` \    |                                 
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