THE TRUTH IN UPPERCASE IS STILL THE TRUTH ALL DEAD HERE GOD ISN'T FOOLED IF THERE'S ANY MORAL TO THIS STORY IT IS THAT IT IS COMPLETELY MADE UP WHY IS EVERYONE BACKING AWAY SLOWLY FROM ME HERE'S SOMETHING TO KEEP YOU BUSY I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME MOUTH IS OPEN SHOULD BE SHUT DADDY I'VE BEEN BAD TO BOLDLY CHOKE WHERE NONE HAVE CHOKED BEFORE WHO FARTED I CAN'T COME IF YOU MADE IT HERE CONGRATULATIONS FOLLOW THE DOTTED LINE MY FATSUIT HAS EXPIRED WATCH OUT IT'S TERTIARY PNEUMONIA TREE I AM EMPTY OF LIFE I'M TOO POOR TO AFFORD CLOTHES I'M NEVER GOING TO LIVE THIS DOWN I HAVE PINKEYE I JUST WANTED A MEDICAL OPINION CAN I COME OUT OF THE CELLAR I'M AN EMBRYO IS THIS THING ON IF I CAN'T PAINT WIDE AND FAR WITH THIS BRUSH THEN WHY AM I HOLDING IT PLEASE PUT ME TO DEATH BECAUSE I AM DIFFERENT OKAY PEOPLE SERIOUSLY FOLLOW THE DOTTED LINE THIS HARD SHELL OF MINE PROTECTS ME FROM PEDOPHILES THIS POSITION IS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE I'M THE SQUARE FROM ADVENTURE LET'S PLAY KABOOM ON MY BRAND NEW ATARI 2600 I'M A HOMOGNOMON HINDSIGHT IS JUST LIKE REGULAR SIGHT ONLY MORE FINGER-POINTY CAN WE BRING BACK THE FEDERALIST PARTY WHAT KIND OF A GOD AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I WILL SAY 'AS GOD IS MY WITNESS' AGAIN THERE WERE NO AYES YOU'LL SEE SOON ENOUGH OR YOU ALREADY KNOW I'M JUST GOING TO GO HALFWAY AND CALL IT A JUNTEGEMONY I'M THE UNRESTRAINED ID IN UPPERCASE THIS IS THE STORY OF CHOKEY THE LITTLE RETARD WHO, AS IT TURNS OUT, COULDN'T THE FUTURE IS HERE AND IT'S EVEN LAMER THAN YOU EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE VOTE AGLHAGHLGAHLAGLHG FOR SENATE YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT I CAN GO FROM ZERO TO COMPLETE PRICK IN SIXTY SECONDS WHAT'S UP MY N-WORDS I HAVE A DEGREE IN MEMETICS AND BEING USELESS FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW AND I MUST EAT BUGS DOES AIDS HURT FOLKS LET'S PUT THE HOME BACK IN HOME INVASION STOP STALKING ME KARMA WILL GET YOU I'D LIKE TO JOIN A RELIGION THAT REQUIRES ME TO PRAY EVERY TEN SECONDS FUNERAL'S OVER, LET'S EAT THINGS HAVE ESCALATED WAY PAST THUMB WARS HERE I'M FRANGIBLE AND QUITE HONESTLY POSSIBLY EVEN FUNGIBLE JESUS DON'T YOU PARISIANS HAVE JOBS OR SOMETHING IT IS COLD IN HEAVEN MARY MOTHER OF GOD I CAN'T KEEP NICE THINGS HERE CAN I WELL DONE OLD CHAP I'M SELF-DEFENESTRATING I'M MADE FOR PUNCHING LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT WILL HUMANITY EVER LEARN I AM A CREATURE THAT WAS NEVER INTENDED TO BE WELL I NEVER UNF UNF UNF IT'S LIKE STARING INTO THE FACE OF GOD HAVE YOU SEEN MY EAR FIRED WHAT WE NEED HERE IS A SALAD BAR REMEMBER BACK WHEN AIDS WAS CALLED GRID I'M AN ATHENIAN CITY-STATE I'LL CUT YOU CATCHY ISN'T IT BUT IT IS PRESUMED TO BE DISGUSTING OUT OF MY BEDROOM HEY ARE YOU RECORDING THIS SPOILERS FOLLOW I SAID HELP I DON'T PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND THE WISDOM OF IT ALL THEY MUST KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING RIGHT ALSO KNOWN AS A BUSTER I'M A BNF GRAMMAR I ALWAYS LIKE A CHALLENGE I AM FULL OF PIZZA AND DREAD IT'S JUST A LAW OF NATURE, LIKE GRAVITY I'D BETTER NOT QUIT MY DAY JOB IT'S AN OFFER YOU CAN REFUSE BUT REALLY SHOULDN'T I WENT TO FAT SCHOOL A LITTLE HELP PLEASE MESSAGE FOLLOWS COME ON SPEAK INTO IT I THINK NOT CAN I WATCH SPONGEBOB GUESS I WAS WRONG GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD I'M STRONG AND TOUGH PLEASE SIGN MY PETITION PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT US AGAIN WHO'S UP FOR SCRABBLE IT'S LIKE A BEACON OF SHAME DON'T LOOK AT ME I DIDN'T DO IT FOLKS CHECK OUT MY BLOG THIS JUST IN JUST A LITTLE WORD OF WARNING I SHOULD INVESTIGATE IF I DON'T WHO WILL OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT I DESERVE IT BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT MY COPYRIGHT EXPIRED YEARS AGO HE WAS JUST REALLY TIRED NOTE TO SELF I'M THE SQUARE FROM ADVENTURE I MEAN IT EAT IT RAW MISSY WANNA LOLLIPOP THE DUTCH ARE FUNNY (AND EASILY OVERRUN AS IT TURNS OUT) NOTHING GROWS HERE EXCEPT FOOTPRINTS ANYWAY BUY ME JEWELRY I LIKE SNORTING PEPPER # from #SOMETIMES I DON'T POO WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OFF I THINK THERE ARE MONSTERS INSIDE ME #WHEN IT'S TIME GO TO THE DENTIST SOMETIMES I DON'T WANT TO #IF I COULD SIT AT HOME AND NOT WORK BUT STILL BUY EVERYTHING I WANT I'D DO THAT I'M AFRAID OF THE FUTURE #I DON'T LIKE POOPING BECAUSE IT'S MESSY AND SMELLS BAD #WHEN I GET AN EMAIL THAT SAYS MAKE MONEY FAST I DELETE IT ONCE TIME I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A HEART ATTACK BUT IT WAS JUST A BIG MAN STANDING ON ME THE TRUTH HURTS PARTICULARLY WHEN IT IS FOLLOWED BY A PUNCH #SOMETIMES WHEN I RELIVE MEMORIES IN MY MIND I WISHED I'D JUST KILLED EVERYBODY INVOLVED #THE BEST THING ABOUT JOHN GOODMAN MOVIES IS WHEN YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT KILLING HIM FOR WASTING YOUR TIME AFTERWARDS I THINK FILKING SHOULD BE RENAMED TO 'FOLK SINGING' SOMETIMES I'M AT HOME ON A FRIDAY NIGHT BECAUSE MY 'FRIENDS' DON'T 'LIKE ME' AND 'DON'T WANT ME ANYWHERE AROUND THEM' SOMETIMES I LIKE TO BE REFERRED TO WITH THE HONORIFIC MS. #POOPING TWICE IN THE SAME DAY IS LIKE A FULL MOON TWICE IN THE SAME MONTH