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#2228: THE ROLE OF MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN AND THEIR HAIR IN CONTEMPORARY AMERICAN SOCIETY (Sat, 2005 Jul 30)
#2227: MAJOR STRIDES (Fri, 2005 Jul 29)
#2226: ODE TO ____ (Thu, 2005 Jul 28)
#2225: A NEW BARYON HAS BEEN DISCOVERED (Wed, 2005 Jul 27)
#2224: CHALUPA (Tue, 2005 Jul 26)
#2223: GRAINY GREEN VIDEO (Mon, 2005 Jul 25)
#2222: THE BEST THING ABOUT BLOGS (Sun, 2005 Jul 24)
#2221: FREE MUMIA (Sat, 2005 Jul 23)
#2220: DICTION (Fri, 2005 Jul 22)
#2219: POOR BIANCA TRUMP (Thu, 2005 Jul 21)
#2218: WIKI/BLOG (Wed, 2005 Jul 20)
#2217: TOO HOT (Tue, 2005 Jul 19)
#2216: SOLIDARITY (Mon, 2005 Jul 18)
#2215: PUSH TO TALK (Sun, 2005 Jul 17)
#2214: DOWN LOW (Sat, 2005 Jul 16)
#2213: DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION (Fri, 2005 Jul 15)
#2212: BEING BOBBY BROWN (Thu, 2005 Jul 14)
#2211: YOU'RE HURTING ME (Wed, 2005 Jul 13)
#2210: W.W.C.J.D. (Tue, 2005 Jul 12)
#2209: EXPECTING IT TO BE COOL (Mon, 2005 Jul 11)
#2208: SYRIAN-SHIVAN CONNECTION (Sun, 2005 Jul 10)
#2207: BATTLECRUISER MILLENNIUM (Sat, 2005 Jul 9)
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#2205: FETISH CATEGORIES (Thu, 2005 Jul 7)
#2204: DON'T FORGET AHMET AND DIVA (Wed, 2005 Jul 6)
#2203: THE AYES HAVE IT (Tue, 2005 Jul 5)
#2202: DEEP IMPACT (Mon, 2005 Jul 4)
#2201: MEMORY AID (Sun, 2005 Jul 3)
#2200: ROBOCOP MALFUNCTION (Sat, 2005 Jul 2)
#2199: BEST PART ABOUT HIPPIES (Fri, 2005 Jul 1)
#2198: FAGS WITH BEAKS (Thu, 2005 Jun 30)
#2197: VACUUM CLEANER BAGS AND AA BATTERIES (Wed, 2005 Jun 29)
#2196: SUMMER HOMES (Tue, 2005 Jun 28)
#2195: THE GOLDFISH IS MERELY INTENDED TO BE ILLUSTRATIVE (Mon, 2005 Jun 27)
#2194: ARE YOU RECORDING THIS (Sun, 2005 Jun 26)
#2193: JESUS BUTTON (Sat, 2005 Jun 25)
#2192: A BRILLIANT PLAN (Fri, 2005 Jun 24)
#2191: THE UNITED NATIONS (Thu, 2005 Jun 23)
#2190: RADICAL HYSTERECTOMY (Wed, 2005 Jun 22)
#2189: REFACTORING (Tue, 2005 Jun 21)
#2188: DON'T HATE THE PLAYER (Mon, 2005 Jun 20)
#2187: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE NEW WORD (Sun, 2005 Jun 19)
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#2209: EXPECTING IT TO BE COOL

Mon, 2005 Jul 11

asperger

        _                                                           
       (_)          _      I THINK MY DICK HAS ASPERGER'S (IT       
   _         .=.   (_)      DOESN'T HAVE VERY GOOD SOCIAL SKILLS    
  (_)   _   //(`)_            AND TENDS TO FIXATE ON ONE THING)     
       //`\/ |\ 0`\\                                                
       ||-.\_|_/.-||        ALSO IT BANGS ITS HEAD AGAINST THE      
       )/ |_____| \(    _    WALL AND AND SO NEEDS A HELMET         
      0   #/\ /\#  0   (_)                                          
         _| o o |_                                                  
  _     ((|, ^ ,|))                                                 
 (_)     `||\_/||`         SAYING "I HAVE ASPERGER'S" AND EXPECTING 
          || _ ||      _    IT TO BE COOL IS LIKE SHOUTING "I HAVE  
          | \_/ |     (_)    AUTISM AND AN INABILITY TO BE USEFUL   
      0.__.\   /.__.0         IN SOCIETY AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE PUT
       `._  `"`  _.'           DOWN BEFORE I CAN REPRODUCE AND      
jgs       / ;  \ \              SPREAD AROUND MY DEFECTIVE GENES"   
        0'-' )/`'-0                                                 
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