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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#2200: ROBOCOP MALFUNCTION (Sat, 2005 Jul 2)
#2199: BEST PART ABOUT HIPPIES (Fri, 2005 Jul 1)
#2198: FAGS WITH BEAKS (Thu, 2005 Jun 30)
#2197: VACUUM CLEANER BAGS AND AA BATTERIES (Wed, 2005 Jun 29)
#2196: SUMMER HOMES (Tue, 2005 Jun 28)
#2195: THE GOLDFISH IS MERELY INTENDED TO BE ILLUSTRATIVE (Mon, 2005 Jun 27)
#2194: ARE YOU RECORDING THIS (Sun, 2005 Jun 26)
#2193: JESUS BUTTON (Sat, 2005 Jun 25)
#2192: A BRILLIANT PLAN (Fri, 2005 Jun 24)
#2191: THE UNITED NATIONS (Thu, 2005 Jun 23)
#2190: RADICAL HYSTERECTOMY (Wed, 2005 Jun 22)
#2189: REFACTORING (Tue, 2005 Jun 21)
#2188: DON'T HATE THE PLAYER (Mon, 2005 Jun 20)
#2187: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE NEW WORD (Sun, 2005 Jun 19)
#2186: A NEW IDEA FOR A REALITY TELEVISION SHOW (Sat, 2005 Jun 18)
#2185: ME AND THE FISH (Fri, 2005 Jun 17)
#2184: MY SUPERHERO NAME (Thu, 2005 Jun 16)
#2183: FORTNIGHT (Wed, 2005 Jun 15)
#2182: WANTED: GEORGE LUCAS (Tue, 2005 Jun 14)
#2181: FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE JEWS (Mon, 2005 Jun 13)
#2180: GOBSMACKED (Sun, 2005 Jun 12)
#2179: CIVIL PROTECTION (Sat, 2005 Jun 11)
#2178: HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR (Fri, 2005 Jun 10)
#2177: A SLOW DETERIORATION (Thu, 2005 Jun 9)
#2176: FLESHLIGHT (Wed, 2005 Jun 8)
#2175: IF IT WASN'T FOR DRINKING (Tue, 2005 Jun 7)
#2174: NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER (Mon, 2005 Jun 6)
#2173: QUICK TIP (Sun, 2005 Jun 5)
#2172: KATE BUSH (Sat, 2005 Jun 4)
#2171: INTO THE WEST (Fri, 2005 Jun 3)
#2170: DAVE CHAPPELLE (Thu, 2005 Jun 2)
#2169: PUT A FORK IN HIM (Wed, 2005 Jun 1)
#2168: JANE FONDA (Tue, 2005 May 31)
#2167: PYROKINESIS (SORT OF) (Mon, 2005 May 30)
#2166: MENSA (Sun, 2005 May 29)
#2165: THE REAL STORY OF HOW NEWTON DISCOVERED GRAVITY (Sat, 2005 May 28)
#2164: AL FRANKEN (Fri, 2005 May 27)
#2163: SECOND WORST (Thu, 2005 May 26)
#2162: INTERNATIONALIZATION AND LOCALIZATION (Wed, 2005 May 25)
#2161: THAT U2 SONG (Tue, 2005 May 24)
#2160: VANESSA DEL RIO (Mon, 2005 May 23)
#2159: HAGGLING (Sun, 2005 May 22)
#2158: I WANT YOUR SEX (Sat, 2005 May 21)
#2157: MICHAEL MOORE ATE AMERICA (Fri, 2005 May 20)
#2156: TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (Thu, 2005 May 19)
#2155: SUPERNOVA (Wed, 2005 May 18)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2177: A SLOW DETERIORATION

Thu, 2005 Jun 9

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      // 6  6 \\   IT'S GOOD AIDS IS A SLOW DETERIORATION 
      (    7   )    BECAUSE THAT GIVES YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
       \ '--' /      MORE OPPORTUNITY TO WHINE AS YOU     
        \_ ._/        PROGRESSIVELY BECOME MORE AND MORE  
       __)  (__        DISGUSTING                         
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