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#2167: PYROKINESIS (SORT OF) (Mon, 2005 May 30)
#2166: MENSA (Sun, 2005 May 29)
#2165: THE REAL STORY OF HOW NEWTON DISCOVERED GRAVITY (Sat, 2005 May 28)
#2164: AL FRANKEN (Fri, 2005 May 27)
#2163: SECOND WORST (Thu, 2005 May 26)
#2162: INTERNATIONALIZATION AND LOCALIZATION (Wed, 2005 May 25)
#2161: THAT U2 SONG (Tue, 2005 May 24)
#2160: VANESSA DEL RIO (Mon, 2005 May 23)
#2159: HAGGLING (Sun, 2005 May 22)
#2158: I WANT YOUR SEX (Sat, 2005 May 21)
#2157: MICHAEL MOORE ATE AMERICA (Fri, 2005 May 20)
#2156: TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (Thu, 2005 May 19)
#2155: SUPERNOVA (Wed, 2005 May 18)
#2154: SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS (Tue, 2005 May 17)
#2153: (NOT) PROOF OF GOD (Mon, 2005 May 16)
#2152: A BIBLE LESSON (Sun, 2005 May 15)
#2151: JOINT OPERATIONS: ESCALATION (Sat, 2005 May 14)
#2150: EASTER ISLAND MYSTERY SOLVED (Fri, 2005 May 13)
#2149: CONTACT (Thu, 2005 May 12)
#2148: THE PROSTITUTE HAS A SIMPLE REQUEST BEFORE YOU BEGIN (Wed, 2005 May 11)
#2147: WE MUST BELIEVE IN MAGIC (Tue, 2005 May 10)
#2146: WHAT YOU NEED IS A WIKI (Mon, 2005 May 9)
#2145: AND IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE ELECTIONS ARE HELD TWO YEARS EARLIER (Sun, 2005 May 8)
#2144: GUYS WITH TONGUE PIERCINGS (Sat, 2005 May 7)
#2143: FREE AS IN (Fri, 2005 May 6)
#2142: THE FUTURE (Thu, 2005 May 5)
#2141: HENRY V (Wed, 2005 May 4)
#2140: PLAN TO FAIL OR FAIL TO PLAN (Tue, 2005 May 3)
#2139: GAY FIREMEN (Mon, 2005 May 2)
#2138: NAPSTER (Sun, 2005 May 1)
#2137: WHAT A NIGHT (Sat, 2005 Apr 30)
#2136: PUTTING MICHAEL MOORE TO GOOD USE (Fri, 2005 Apr 29)
#2135: KATAMARI DAMACY (Thu, 2005 Apr 28)
#2134: VIDEO STRIP POKER (Wed, 2005 Apr 27)
#2133: ONCE YOU DIP (Tue, 2005 Apr 26)
#2132: VIVE LA FRANCE (Mon, 2005 Apr 25)
#2131: GEFORCE 6800 GT (Sun, 2005 Apr 24)
#2130: POPE BENEDICT XVI (Sat, 2005 Apr 23)
#2129: BITKEEPER (Fri, 2005 Apr 22)
#2128: HOMOSEXUAL PROMISCUITY (Thu, 2005 Apr 21)
#2127: HOW DECISIONS GET MADE AT TIVO (Wed, 2005 Apr 20)
#2126: FRUITFLIES (Tue, 2005 Apr 19)
#2125: SLIM-FAST (Mon, 2005 Apr 18)
#2124: LOW CARB CRAZE (Sun, 2005 Apr 17)
#2123: REASON TO BUY A TREO #329 (Sat, 2005 Apr 16)
#2122: NINE DOLLARS A WEEK (Fri, 2005 Apr 15)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2144: GUYS WITH TONGUE PIERCINGS

Sat, 2005 May 7

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                   /.  `\   HEY ALL YOU GUYS WITH TONGUE PIERCINGS,   
                  / , ` |   TONGUE STUDS, AND OTHER STUPID SHIT       
                  /^\__/'   PUNCHED THROUGH YOUR TONGUE               
             _,--~,  /_                                               
           /'  ~~~ -__ ~-,   YOU COMPLETE FUCKING MORONS DO REALIZE   
          ,/  ,       _   \   THAT THE REASON WOMEN GET THAT SHIT     
         / |`-_  _ '_/%\  `\   IN THEIR FACE IS SO THEY CAN GIVE      
        /  |_,    ~~ __/`\  \   BETTER HEAD RIGHT ?!?!?!?             
 ,--~~"'  / \      `--/   |, >                                        
//^|~~---'  ;  ,     ,    |  '  JUST CHECKING IF YOU UNDERSTOOD THAT  
          ,'`      , (    | /  YOU HAVEN'T MADE QUITE SO MUCH A       
        ,'   `;;;,'   \  ,' |  BOLD FASHION STATEMENT OR SOLID        
       /      77);     `./||`  DECLARATION OF YOUR UNIQUENESS IN      
      /      ,"^  \,     ,    SOCIETY AS MUCH AS A PUBLIC CLAIM THAT  
     /      /       \     ,   YOU REALLY LIKE TO SUCK DICK            
     (    ,'         \    |                                           
     \    `.          \_-  \   ADD TO THAT THE FACT THAT YOU WON'T BE 
      \     ;           \   `,  ABLE TO GET A JOB AT ANYPLACE OTHER   
       `    '            \   |  THAN A GAS STATION OR MAYBE A         
         \  `             \  `   MCDONALD'S AND THUS YOUR VICTORY     
          |  )             `, `.  OVER MOM AND DAD IS ASSURED         
         /   '             ,'  )                                      
   mOm  mooO'             Ooom'   P.S. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU WITH ALL
                                 THAT FUCKING CLANKING AND SMACKING   

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