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#2145: AND IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE ELECTIONS ARE HELD TWO YEARS EARLIER (Sun, 2005 May 8)
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#2139: GAY FIREMEN (Mon, 2005 May 2)
#2138: NAPSTER (Sun, 2005 May 1)
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#2136: PUTTING MICHAEL MOORE TO GOOD USE (Fri, 2005 Apr 29)
#2135: KATAMARI DAMACY (Thu, 2005 Apr 28)
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#2130: POPE BENEDICT XVI (Sat, 2005 Apr 23)
#2129: BITKEEPER (Fri, 2005 Apr 22)
#2128: HOMOSEXUAL PROMISCUITY (Thu, 2005 Apr 21)
#2127: HOW DECISIONS GET MADE AT TIVO (Wed, 2005 Apr 20)
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#2121: NAME THAT APHORISM (Thu, 2005 Apr 14)
#2120: AND A HANDBAG (Wed, 2005 Apr 13)
#2119: AN AARDVARK JOINS THE NTF (Tue, 2005 Apr 12)
#2118: A NAP IS REQUIRED (Mon, 2005 Apr 11)
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#2111: L.A. CONFIDENTIAL NON SEQUITUR (Mon, 2005 Apr 4)
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#2108: EVERYBODY ON THE TRAIN (Fri, 2005 Apr 1)
#2107: TAYLOR HAYES (Thu, 2005 Mar 31)
#2106: DON'T PANIC (Wed, 2005 Mar 30)
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#2128: HOMOSEXUAL PROMISCUITY

Thu, 2005 Apr 21

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    THERE'S NO REASON THAT HOMOSEXUALS WOULD BE ANY MORE                  
    INHERENTLY PROMISCUOUS THAN HETEROSEXUALS !!!!!                       
                                                                          
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