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#2103: BLOGGERS RIGHTS (Sun, 2005 Mar 27)
#2102: THE TERRI SCHIAVO CASE (Sat, 2005 Mar 26)
#2101: TEST DRIVE (Fri, 2005 Mar 25)
#2100: COMMENTARY ON ROBERT BLAKE BY A FLEA (Thu, 2005 Mar 24)
#2099: WOMEN FROM SPAIN (Wed, 2005 Mar 23)
#2098: SPIDER-MAN (Tue, 2005 Mar 22)
#2097: THE FIRST AND FOURTH SPICE GIRLS (Mon, 2005 Mar 21)
#2096: VALENTINE'S DAY (Sun, 2005 Mar 20)
#2095: A FEMINIST'S THOUGHTS ON PROSTITUTION (Sat, 2005 Mar 19)
#2094: SIGN THE GUESTBOOK (Fri, 2005 Mar 18)
#2093: OVER THIS (Thu, 2005 Mar 17)
#2092: ENDLESS TECHNO (Wed, 2005 Mar 16)
#2091: TWENTY REASONS WHY VIDEO GAMES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN (Tue, 2005 Mar 15)
#2090: BFGS IN HELL (Mon, 2005 Mar 14)
#2089: YOU VS. WORLD (Sun, 2005 Mar 13)
#2088: NOT ENOUGH ROUGHAGE (Sat, 2005 Mar 12)
#2087: W-W-WHAT (Fri, 2005 Mar 11)
#2086: ALBANIA (Thu, 2005 Mar 10)
#2085: FAT ACTRESS (Wed, 2005 Mar 9)
#2084: EVERY TIME A BELL RINGS (Tue, 2005 Mar 8)
#2083: POOR MARK JEN (Mon, 2005 Mar 7)
#2082: LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT (Sun, 2005 Mar 6)
#2081: THE PATRIOT ACT (Sat, 2005 Mar 5)
#2080: CALM DOWN OFFICER (Fri, 2005 Mar 4)
#2079: TATTOO IDEA (Thu, 2005 Mar 3)
#2078: TSUNAMI DEATH TOLL (Wed, 2005 Mar 2)
#2077: OXYCLEAN (Tue, 2005 Mar 1)
#2076: ANY RESEMBLANCE TO HARLAN ELLISON IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL (Mon, 2005 Feb 28)
#2075: AND WIN A PRIZE (Sun, 2005 Feb 27)
#2074: O, CANADA (Sat, 2005 Feb 26)
#2073: BUSTED AGAIN FOR SOLICITATION (Fri, 2005 Feb 25)
#2072: TURDUCKEN (Thu, 2005 Feb 24)
#2071: FAMILY FEUD (Wed, 2005 Feb 23)
#2070: THE ANCIENTS (Tue, 2005 Feb 22)
#2069: ROGER EBERT'S SIDEKICK (Mon, 2005 Feb 21)
#2068: AMERICAN DUTY (Sun, 2005 Feb 20)
#2067: SLASHDOT ON JON STEWART (Sat, 2005 Feb 19)
#2066: NO NATIONAL BOUNDARIES (Fri, 2005 Feb 18)
#2065: FEMALE VERSION OF ME (Thu, 2005 Feb 17)
#2064: LIZ PHAIR (Wed, 2005 Feb 16)
#2063: SWING (Tue, 2005 Feb 15)
#2062: DEROGATORY (Mon, 2005 Feb 14)
#2061: EVER SO HUMBLE (Sun, 2005 Feb 13)
#2060: SUFFRAGE (Sat, 2005 Feb 12)
#2059: HALO 2 (Fri, 2005 Feb 11)
#2058: PAC-MAN AND JESUS CHRIST (Thu, 2005 Feb 10)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2080: CALM DOWN OFFICER

Fri, 2005 Mar 4

           *                                                    
          / \             CALM DOWN OFFICER                     
         /*  \                                                  
        /. : *\           SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME YOU DUMB PIG 
       /_ .  ._\                                                
        /  *  \           ALL I SAID WAS WE SHOULD THROW THEM   
       / .  .  \          TO THE LIONS AND CALL IT XMAS FROM NOW
      / *  . . *\         ON                                    
     / .  *  . : \                                              
    / :   *  *  . \       GEEZE YOU'D THINK I LICKED YOUR DICK  
   / .  *   .    : \      AND CALLED IT CHRISTMAS               
  /___ :  .    * ___\                                           
     /  :  . : . \        MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!! DISGUSTING   
    / .   :   .  *\       SLOPPY BLOWJOBS ON PRIMETIME ABC, CBS,
   /*   .   :  .  .\      NBC AND SOMETIMES EVEN PBS (WHEN      
  /.  *   .  *   : .\     PRESENTED ARTFULLY)                   
 /.  :  .  : .  * .  \                                          
/_____________________\   ANYWAY WE COULD GAS THEM TOO          
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