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#2108: EVERYBODY ON THE TRAIN (Fri, 2005 Apr 1)
#2107: TAYLOR HAYES (Thu, 2005 Mar 31)
#2106: DON'T PANIC (Wed, 2005 Mar 30)
#2105: MD5 AND SHA1 EXPLOITS (Tue, 2005 Mar 29)
#2104: MOUNTAIN DEW PYRAMID (Mon, 2005 Mar 28)
#2103: BLOGGERS RIGHTS (Sun, 2005 Mar 27)
#2102: THE TERRI SCHIAVO CASE (Sat, 2005 Mar 26)
#2101: TEST DRIVE (Fri, 2005 Mar 25)
#2100: COMMENTARY ON ROBERT BLAKE BY A FLEA (Thu, 2005 Mar 24)
#2099: WOMEN FROM SPAIN (Wed, 2005 Mar 23)
#2098: SPIDER-MAN (Tue, 2005 Mar 22)
#2097: THE FIRST AND FOURTH SPICE GIRLS (Mon, 2005 Mar 21)
#2096: VALENTINE'S DAY (Sun, 2005 Mar 20)
#2095: A FEMINIST'S THOUGHTS ON PROSTITUTION (Sat, 2005 Mar 19)
#2094: SIGN THE GUESTBOOK (Fri, 2005 Mar 18)
#2093: OVER THIS (Thu, 2005 Mar 17)
#2092: ENDLESS TECHNO (Wed, 2005 Mar 16)
#2091: TWENTY REASONS WHY VIDEO GAMES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN (Tue, 2005 Mar 15)
#2090: BFGS IN HELL (Mon, 2005 Mar 14)
#2089: YOU VS. WORLD (Sun, 2005 Mar 13)
#2088: NOT ENOUGH ROUGHAGE (Sat, 2005 Mar 12)
#2087: W-W-WHAT (Fri, 2005 Mar 11)
#2086: ALBANIA (Thu, 2005 Mar 10)
#2085: FAT ACTRESS (Wed, 2005 Mar 9)
#2084: EVERY TIME A BELL RINGS (Tue, 2005 Mar 8)
#2083: POOR MARK JEN (Mon, 2005 Mar 7)
#2082: LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT (Sun, 2005 Mar 6)
#2081: THE PATRIOT ACT (Sat, 2005 Mar 5)
#2080: CALM DOWN OFFICER (Fri, 2005 Mar 4)
#2079: TATTOO IDEA (Thu, 2005 Mar 3)
#2078: TSUNAMI DEATH TOLL (Wed, 2005 Mar 2)
#2077: OXYCLEAN (Tue, 2005 Mar 1)
#2076: ANY RESEMBLANCE TO HARLAN ELLISON IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL (Mon, 2005 Feb 28)
#2075: AND WIN A PRIZE (Sun, 2005 Feb 27)
#2074: O, CANADA (Sat, 2005 Feb 26)
#2073: BUSTED AGAIN FOR SOLICITATION (Fri, 2005 Feb 25)
#2072: TURDUCKEN (Thu, 2005 Feb 24)
#2071: FAMILY FEUD (Wed, 2005 Feb 23)
#2070: THE ANCIENTS (Tue, 2005 Feb 22)
#2069: ROGER EBERT'S SIDEKICK (Mon, 2005 Feb 21)
#2068: AMERICAN DUTY (Sun, 2005 Feb 20)
#2067: SLASHDOT ON JON STEWART (Sat, 2005 Feb 19)
#2066: NO NATIONAL BOUNDARIES (Fri, 2005 Feb 18)
#2065: FEMALE VERSION OF ME (Thu, 2005 Feb 17)
#2064: LIZ PHAIR (Wed, 2005 Feb 16)
#2063: SWING (Tue, 2005 Feb 15)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2085: FAT ACTRESS

Wed, 2005 Mar 9

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