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#1798: HANDS UP Wed, 2004 May 26 pornstar, understatement _.-._ | | | |_ | | | | | HANDS UP WHO THINKS LATIN SPICE | | | | | HAS KIND OF A BIG ASS _ | '-._ | \`\`-.'-._; \ ' | \ .` / jgs | | #2085: FAT ACTRESS Wed, 2005 Mar 9 understatement _/ HEY IS IT JUST ME OR IS _,_/_ KIRSTIE ALLEY KIND OF FAT NOW (/ < \) _/|\_ (/ | \) \) __ <`-,-,_,-, ,-,_,-,-'7 __ \_;> ^ _<---' `--->_ ^ <`_/ ) _,-' `-,_ ( / / \ \ __ ,' / \ `, )_\ _,-' / \ \ \_ _,-_-,_ _,-' / _,-_-,_ _,-', \ \_/\,_ ` `' \ /\,_ ` ' \ /\,_ ` | _/\,_ ` | |\,_` ) , < __/ |\,_` ) , < \\_`/,_,_ _\,_ _/ _/ /_/ \\_`/,_,__\,_ _/ _/ |\_/\,_| ` )=| |=( |\_/\,_| )=| |=( /\_/ \_| \-| |-/ /\_/ \_| \-| |-/ \ ) < ) < / \ > \ ) < ) < / \ > \\ \\ \| |/ \\ \\ \| |/ \\_ \\_ /| |\_ \\_ \\_ /| |\_ mic ),_\ )_\ /_( )_\ ),_\ )_\ /_( )_\ #2427: SAKURA SENA Tue, 2006 Feb 14 pornstar, understatement .-""""-. / \ ) ` ____.-') ( _6 _ / OKAY I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM ANYONE ( \ _| HERE BUT IT OCCURS TO ME THAT ) / -._/ SAKURA SENA'S BOOBS MAY NOT IN FACT _.--' ( _ BE COMPLETELY NATURAL / , `-. ) // , \ . | ` ___.L\ ,--.\ \`,--'"\.-' '.-' )| "'----._ __/)_,-.__. | _ ,--L "' __.-'_/ ) \_/--\____.-' _.-' _-+.--""". .==._-.__/. / _.-' | / `-. ` _/ / .` / \ , `. `--' .' / `-. `+_='^`-_.' __,' `'-..__,-_`==-' .-'' a:f .-'' _.-'\ '-..__.-' -.__) #2514: ADINA HOWARD Fri, 2006 May 12 understatement , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ / (((\\)\ \ IS IT JUST ME OR IS ADINA HOWARD \ \\-_/ / / KIND OF SLUTTY \ i i / (_)=(_) ) . ( /\---/\ / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ / / \ \ hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ #2862: PASS IT ON Wed, 2007 Apr 25 pornstar, understatement _____ NADINE JANSEN HAS KIND OF BIG BOOBS |__ " \____..---...-. \__/ "-.,_..--...-' PASS IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 sjw

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