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#3318: MAXIMUM GAME

Thu, 2008 Jul 24

crysis

      _____                                      
     j_____j                                     
    /_____/_\   MAXIMUM RAPE                     
    |_(~)_| |                                    
    | )"( | |                                    
hjw |(@_@)| |   (A LITTLE KNOWN CRYSIS SUIT MODE)
    |_____|,'                                    

#3383: CRYSIS WARHEAD

Sat, 2008 Sep 27

crysis, north korea

     _____                                                              
 ___/     \___                                                          
`-._)     (_,-`                                                         
    \O _ O/                                                             
     \ - /                                                              
      `-(      CRYSIS WARHEAD:                                          
       ||                                                               
      _||_      LESS BULLSHIT ALIEN BASE STUFF,                         
     |-..-|      MORE GOOD OL' KOREAN KILLING                           
     |/. \|                                                             
     |\__/|       (NOTE IT'S NORTH KOREANS SO IT'S PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE)
   ._|//\\|_,                                                           
   `-((  ))-'                                                           
    __\\//__ gnv                                                        
    >_ /\ _<,                                                           
      '  '                                                              

#4311: MAXIMUM DRINK

Wed, 2011 Apr 13

crysis

    _                                 
   ]=[                                
.-'(P)'-.                             
|absolut|  VODKA POWERS MY CRYSIS SUIT
| ~~~~~ |                             
| ~~~~~ |                             
| ~~~~~ |  (CLOAK ENGAGED)            
'_______'                             

#4314: BANK GOTHIC

Sat, 2011 Apr 16

crysis

               .                                                  
             ,' `.         JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GAME DEVELOPERS   
           ,' `,' `.                                              
    ____    '.' `,' `.     CAN WE ALL JUST AGREE TO PUT THE FONT  
   /_|__|     `.' `,' `.   BANK GOTHIC THE FUCK DOWN AND STEP AWAY
  |     |       `.' `,'|                                          
  |_,-._|=====,-.=`.'  |                                          
--- '-' ----- `-' --.`:.                                          
                     \.,';.,,                                     
  jrei                \':';,.:..                                  
                                                                  

#4326: CRYSIS 2 PLAY STYLE

Thu, 2011 Apr 28

crysis

                             ,.=,,==. ,,_                                 
            _ ,====, _    |I|`` ||  `|I `|  I REALLY LIKE CRYSIS 2        
           |`I|    || `==,|``   ^^   ``  |                                
           | ``    ^^    ||_,===TT`==,,_ |  IN PARTICULAR IT'S GREAT THAT 
           |,==Y``Y==,,__| \L=_-`'   +J/`   YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR PLAY STYLE
            \|=_  ' -=#J/..-|=_-     =|                                   
             |=_   -;-='`. .|=_-     =|----T--,                           
             |=/\  -|=_-. . |=_-/^\  =||-|-|::|____   ALTHOUGH MY USUAL   
             |=||  -|=_-. . |=_-| |  =|-|-||::\____   CONSITENT STYLE IS  
             |=LJ  -|=_-. . |=_-|_| =||-|-|:::::::    TO RUN UP RIGHT IN  
             |=_   -|=_-_.  |=_-     =|-|-||:::::::   FRONT OF AN ENEMY   
             |=_   -|=//^\. |=_-     =||-|-|:::::::   WHILE CLOAKED,      
         ,   |/&_,_-|=||  | |=_-     =|-|-||:::::::   DECLOAK, DROP MY    
      ,--``8%,/    ',%||  | |=_-     =||-|-|%::::::   TROUSERS, THEN POWER
  ,---`_,888`  ,.'''''`-.,|,|/!,--,.&\|&\-,|&#:::::   JUMP AND AIRSTOMP   
 |;:;K`__,...;=\_____,=``           %%%&     %#,---   THE FUCKER          
 |;::::::::::::|       `'.________+-------\   ``                          
/8M%;:::;;:::::|                  |        `-------                       
                                                                          
                 SOMETIMES I YELL AN INAPPROPRIATE SLUR BUT SOMETIMES NOT 
                                                                          
                                                    THAT'S MY PREROGATIVE 

#4994: CRYSIS ARROW

Sun, 2013 Feb 24

crysis

   (     HI I'M A SOLIDER WITH NANOTECH ARMOR INFUSION WITH ALIEN DNA
    \     AND RUN BY HI-TECH COMPUTERS THAT MAKES ME POST-HUMAN      
     )                                                               
##-------->               AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I HAVE A BOW AND ARROW 
     )                                                               
    /  b'ger                                                         
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