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#1504: HULL CRUSH DEPTH
topical
/
( . |\
. | I__ ___---~~~ |
. _i_---~~~~ \_---~~~ _-\|
:;.: /~ ____--~ __-~
;: ___---~~~----~~~~ __--~
: : __---~~~ _ __--~
: _-~~ ___---~~_O __--~
.:(_ ~ ___---~~ I SHOULD HAVE NEVER
*.::; ;;~~~------_____-----~~~~ JOINED THE RUSSIAN NAVY
**..;
* snafu
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#1592: MARK MITSUBISHI
topical
MARK MITSUBISHI MARK MITSUBISHI MARK MITSUBISHI
____________ MARK MITSUBISHI MARK MITSUBISHI MARK MITSUBISHI
.F............T. MARK MITSUBISHI MARK MITSUBISHI MARK MITSUBISHI
| .----------. |
| |',' ',' , | | _......_ .''''''''''.
| `----------' | _+' `+_ .' '.
_|.-. _...._ .-.|_ _/.-. _...._ .-.\_ _|.-. _...._ .-.|_
(_)`-' __[]__ `-'(_) (_)`-' __{}__ `-'(_) (_)`-' __/\__ `-'(_)
(....__|WATCHU|__....) (....__|SBAITA|__....) (....__|NDSWIT|__....)
| | ~~~~~~ | | | | ~~~~~~ | | | | ~~~~~~ | |
`-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-'
_.--------._
.--------. .----------. ,'.----------.',
.' `. / \ /='------------`=\
_`.-. _...._ .-.'_ _(.-. _...._ .-.)_ .F_______...._______Y.
(_)`-' __)(__ `-'(_) (_)`-' __()__ `-'(_) |(_)(_) ______ (_)(_)|
(....__|CHYOUR|__....) (....__|EBAYAU|__....) (....__|CTIONS|__....)
| | ~~~~~~ | | | | ~~~~~~ | | | | ~~~~~~ | |
`-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-'
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#1902: FABRICATION
topical
.-------.
_|~~ ~~ |_ IF I MAKE UP SOME COMPLETE LIE ABOUT
=(_|_______|_)= A REPUBLICAN CROWD BOOING AT PRESIDENT
|:::::::::| CLINTON'S HEALTH MAYBE THAT WILL MAKE
|:::::::[]| IT TRUE ?!?!?!
|o=======.|
jgs `"""""""""` WELP TRYING ANYWAY
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#2192: A BRILLIANT PLAN
topical
_____ _____
---' __\______ ______/__ `---
______) (______
__) (__
__) (__
---.______) VK (______.---
OKAY I HAVE A BRILLIANT PLAN TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY
WITH NO RISK OR CHANCE OF FAILURE BECAUSE IT'S SO CLEVERLY
CONCEIVED
THINGS I'LL NEED (FIRST THINGS FIRST, MAKE A CHECKLIST):
[ ] PLANE TICKET TO SAN JOSE
[ ] $5 FOR A WENDY'S CHILI
[ ] SEVERED FINGER
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#2261: HURRICANE KATRINA
am i right, blog, hurricane, topical
.....
.' '. BLOGGERS RECORD KATRINA DESTRUCTION,
. . THEIR LOVE FOR BOBA FETT
: :
' '
,.*====. '. .' .====*.,
.-`"/c)}}}, :...: ,{{{(c\"`-.
_.-'-6> {{{{{'''` `'''}}}}} <9-'-._
t |}}}}}} {{{{{{| y
\__.___.'{{{{{{{ }}}}}}}'.___.__/
`[__/}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{\__]`
{{{.' `'-._ _.-'` '.}}}
}}/ ``` \{{ MORE LIKE WET TUESDAY
{{| |}} AM I RIGHT FOLKS
}}| |{{
.------{{{\ , , /}}}------.
//.--------' ; ; '---------.\\
((/// _ \ / _ \\\))
(((--' `''-------'`'"'-----'"'`'-------''` '--))) jgs
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#2263: HURRICANE NAMES
hurricane, topical
),-. /\
<(a `---',' Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NAMED AFTER BITCHES
( `-, ._> )
) _>.___/ A: DUH
_/
hjw
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#2300: NECK AND NECK
hurricane, topical
,-'-. _.,
. ( '("'-' ').
( ' (( |. )\/( ) HURRICANE KATRINA: 900 POINTS
'( )) | () |" | | ')
( . ,-. ,-.. __.) STOMPY IRAQI FEET: 800 POINTS
/) / ' /
PjP / /) / / IT'S NECK AND NECK PEOPLE
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#2314: BIRD FLU
topical
__ ,-/ FRET NOT MY DEAR, I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF
." \ `. / ( CREATING A STOCKPILE OF EMERGENCY PORN
( \\`\\_|_; \ (IN CASE OF THE BIRD FLU)
\\ _,' // ) ``)
`/ // /// ',/ BIRD FLU REDUCES YOUR ABILITY TO BEAT OFF
(// /_,'_,-' BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CHOKE YOURSELF
jrei `'-'.l_l_
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#2317: BITCHES
hurricane, topical
. '@(@@@@@@@)@. (@@) ` . '
. @@'((@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@@@)@@@@@@@)@ KATRINA ??!?!?!?
@@(@@@@@@@@@@))@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@` .
@.((@@@@@@@)(@@@@@@@@@@@@@@))@\@@@@@@@@@)@@@ . RITA !?!?!?!??
(@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@@@@@@@@@\\@@)@@@@@@@@)
(@@@@@@@@)@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@@@@@@//@@@@@@@@@) ` WILMA ?!?!?!?!?
.@(@@@@)##&&&&&(@@@@@@@@)::_=(@\\@@@@)@@ . .'
@@`(@@)###&&&&&!!;;;;;;::-_=@@\\@)@`@.
` @@(@###&&&&!!;;;;;::-=_=@.@\\@@ '
` @.#####&&&!!;;;::=-_= .@ \\
####&&&!!;;::=_- ` EVER WONDER WHY THEY NAME
###&&!!;;:-_= HURRICANES AFTER BITCHES
##&&!;::_=
##&&!;:=
##&&!:-
#&!;:-
#&!;=
#&!-
#&=
jgs #&- YES I KNOW THIS IS A DRAWING OF A TORNADO, FUCK YOU
\\#/'
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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pluto, topical
::: =, ; PLUTO HAS THREE MOONS !?!?!??!?!?!
;;=;;=== M
,=YVRMBBMMR=, :i= MAJOR BLOW STRUCK TO GROUP OF AVID
:iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=; ==;====== AMATEURS WHO WISH TO DEMOTE
=tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM PLUTO FROM PLANETARY STATUS
tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM
tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM
=tYRBM;;tVB, ...., ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM
,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM
,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM
... .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM
. ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM;
.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM
.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM MEANWHILE .......
.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM
.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB THE REST OF THE ASTRONOMICAL
M .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;= COMMUNITY STILL COULDN'T GIVE A
M .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,:: SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!
`,,,,,,,
THE MAP IS NOT THE TERRITORY
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#2326: ANNE RICE
hurricane, topical
/######\
/##########\ ANNE RICE CRITICIZES KATRINA RESPONSE ?!?!?!
/ \###/ \
/ \#/ \ YOU KNOW I'D HAVE THOUGHT IT'D BE A
/\| |/\ DIFFERENT ANNE RICE BUT NOPE IT'S THAT ONE
| | \ ==\ /== / | |
\| \<|>\ /<|>/ |/ /| HEY I HAVE AN IDEA
\__ | - \ - | /#|
\#\ | | | /###| LET'S GIVE THIS MICROPHONE TO A
\##\ | \| | /#####| MORON AND SEE WHAT THEY SAY
\###\ | _______ | /######|
\####\ | / \/ \/ \|/#######|
|######\| |#########|
|########\______/##########|
|#########\ /##########/
|##########\ |#########/\ WOW
/###########\/########/###\
VW /################\######/########\ SOMETHING MORONIC, NOT WHAT
/##################\###/###########\ I EXPECTED
/###################\#/##############\
/####################/#################\
/###################/####################\
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#2359: LIVE 8
topical
,
, |\ ,__ BOY I SURE HAD A GOOD TIME AT LIVE 8 !!!!!
|\ \/ `.
\ `-.:. `\ I FEEL MORE INTERCONNECTED WITH NATURE NOW
`-.__ `\=====|
/=`'/ ^_\ I REALLY CAN'T DECIDE WHAT I HATE MORE: ALL
.' /\ .=) THE CORPORATE CONSUMER COMMERCIALISM OR ALL
.-' .'| '-(/_| THE CORPORATIONAL COMMERCIAL CONSUMERISM
.' __( \ .'`
/_.'` `. |` CAN'T WE JUST ALL AGREE THAT HUGS ARE *GOOD*
jgs \ | AND *NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS* ARE BAD !?!?!?!?!?
|/
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#2368: BOBBY BROWN CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
bobby brown, bravo, christmas, topical
_
__ /,)
_,-""`'""-./,/
\ "-. . /,/ GREAT BRAVO HAS ANOTHER BOBBY BROWN SPECIAL
/"\`.\ |;-\/\/"\ WHERE HE BEATS WHITNEY ON CAMERA (I GUESS)
;. \_ `./\ X/. ;
|:.:. \_\/_//; |
|:.. ../ |/. |
;::. : "\ /. .;
\:::. ..|."|\ ./
`:::.: ` ./,,'
..:::::"-:.__..-"-._
itz `-._____,---'
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#2372: POOR LEO
topical, west wing
_____
/~/~ ~\ OH GOD LEO'S DEAD WHO WILL BE VICE PRESIDENT NOW
| | \
\ \ \ THIS IS GOD'S PUNISHMENT FOR STARRING IN L.A. LAW
\ \ \ ALL THOSE YEARS AGO
--\ \ .\''
--==\ \ ,,i!!i, SHIT I FORGOT THAT MEANS SANTOS IS TOAST TOO
''"'',,}{,,
I GUESS VINICK WILL BE RUNNING UNOPPOSED SHORTLY
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#2374: PURPLE FINGERS
iraq, topical
.-. .-.
|U| | | ELEVEN MILLION PURPLE FINGERS BITCHES
| | | |
| |-._ | |-._
| | | |-. |_| | |-.
/| ` | / )|_|_|_|
| | | | | `-^-^-'
| | | || |
\ / \ ' /
| | VK | |
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#2401: HURRICANE THREAT
hurricane, michael moore, topical
,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,(
`-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `
THERE IS NO HURRICANE THREAT
THERE IS NO HURRICANE THREAT
YES THERE HAVE BEEN HORRIFIC ACTS OF HURRICANES
AND YES THERE WILL BE ACTS OF HURRICANES AGAIN
BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT THERE IS SOME
MASSIVE HURRICANE THREAT
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#2472: CANADIAN EXTRADITION LAW
canada, topical
_
(_)
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|&&&&&&& .\^/. &&&&&&&|
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|&&&&&&& |\|&&&|/| &&&&&&&|
|&&&&&&& .--'&&&&&&&'--. &&&&&&&|
|&&&&&&& \&&&&&&&&&&&/ &&&&&&&|
|&&&&&&& >&&&&&&&&&< &&&&&&&|
|&&&&&&& '~|/~~|~~\|~' &&&&&&&|
|&&&&&&& | &&&&&&&|
|&&&&&&& &&&&&&&|
|&&&&&&& &&&&&&&|
|&&&&&&&________________________&&JGS&&|
|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WE PROMISE NOT TO EXECUTE HIM IF YOU EXTRADITE HIM !!!!!!!
LOL THANKS PSYCH WE'RE GOING TO KILL HIM ANYWAY (DUMBASSES)
LOOK MAYBE IF YOUR PUBLIC POLICY WEREN'T SO GIRLY AND RETARDED
WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO TRICK YOU
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#2487: APRIL FOOL'S ON WIKIPEDIA
nerd boy, topical, wikipedia
WE'RE CATALOGUING ALL THE INTERNET-RELATED APRIL FOOL'S
PRANKS THIS YEAR ON WIKIPEDIA BECAUSE WE'RE TOTALLY NERDS
WHO NEED TO DIE
_ \ I MOLEST CHILDREN
|_| \ __ /
| #..# \OO
| .)(. ||.
________ || _____ dd _________/
------------------------------' jg
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#2492: SOMETHING FOR NOTHING
immigration, topical
_ _.--.____.--.__
( )=.-":;:\ \"-._ WE DEMAND THE RIGHT TO LIVE IN THIS
\\\:;:;:;:; ( ,:. \$$$\ COUNTRY AND NOT PAY TAXES AND GET
\\\:;:;:;| )::: )$$$\ FULL CITIZENSHIP RIGHTS FOR FREE
\\\:;::;:\ \o(/)o/($$$$$\
\\\:;:;:;\ `-.-' \$$$$$\ YES I'M SAYING THIS WITHOUT STOPPING
\\\:;::;:\ ' ` \$$$$$\ A BEAT BECAUSE I THINK IT MAKES SENSE
\\\;;:;::,--:_:_:-^$$$$$\
\\\_.-"" `"""$\ I'M GOING TO SHOW MY LOVE FOR YOUR
\\ COUNTRY BY WAVING THE MEXICAN FLAG
\\ LIKE A HUGE FAT IDIOT FUCKWAD WHO
\\ WANTS SOMETHING FOR NOTHING
\\
\\
hh+geni+vk \\
+hrr
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#2493: TOUCHING AND STOPPING
topical
| | / /
\ /
\__ ____ /
/ \ / \ |
/| / | \ \
/ |____________/ / | |_____________/////////
< |____________| | |(______________ ()
\ | / () | () | | \\\\\\\\\
\| | __|__ | |
_|___/___ \___ | |
__---- ----__\---\_
/ __ |
\____-------------______/ \
/ / / / _/
/ \ / / /
/ $ / / YOU'RE INAPPROPRIATELY TOUCHING
/ / / AND STOPPING ME
| | /
\______________//
\________/
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#2516: HOLIDAY MEAL
topical, wishful thinking
.--.
{\ / q {\
{ `\ \ (-(~`
{ '.{`\ \ \ ) IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF HOLIDAY MEAL
{'-{ ' \ .-""'-. \ \ I'D BE A TURDUCKEN
{._{'.' \/ '.) \
{_.{. {` |
{._{ ' { ;'-=-. |
{-.{.' { ';-=-.` /
{._.{.; '-=- .'
{_.-' `'.__ _,-'
jgs |||`
.='==,
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#2519: BRING YOUR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT TO WORK DAY
immigration, topical
WHAT ABOUT BRING YOUR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT TO WORK DAY
SO WE CAN DEPORT THEM
_____
_.'_____`._
.'.-' 12 `-.`.
/,' 11 1 `.\
// 10 / 2 \\
;; / ::
|| 9 ----O 3 ||
:: ;;
\\ 8 4 //
\`. 7 5 ,'/
'.`-.__6__.-'.'
((-._____.-))
_)) ((_
'--'SSt '--'
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#2526: WEST WING CANCELLED
topical, west wing
____
/` )))
/ `6 6 WHY DIDN'T BARTLET LEARN
) , >
\___\ _=/
__/ /__
===.__/`)__ _|\ CRIPPLES CAN'T SERVE IN PUBLIC OFFICE
\/ ,/ _)_)_\
/./\ ( \ \
\_\ )_,-'`-./_______
_( \======+________ \
//|__ | , ) \
%' `% |____/ /\ \
% ' %' \ /__/\ \/,\
% -o- % \ )/ \_ ) \
% ' % ,'/ ,' ,\ \
b'ger % % / /\_'__,' '-`
% % \/( o ) WHO THE FDR WHAT NOW
```
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#2532: THE NASONEX BEE
immigration, topical
.
\'~~~-,
\ '-,_ LOOK IT'S THE HISPANIC NASONEX BEE
\ /\ `~'~''\
_\ \\ \/~\ HE'S KIND OF FRIGHTENING REALLY
\__ \\ \
\ \\. \ GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO MAKE
\ \ \ `~~ ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FELONS
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#2544: DAVE NAVARRO WE HARDLY KNEW YE
tattoo, topical
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#2559: PARISIANS
french, topical
___ _______________________
|===|=======================|
|||||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| GAYS AND LESBIANS MARCHING ON PARIS
[___[_________________________] FOR GAY PRIDE ?!?!?!?
|---|-------|--_-_--|-------|
|[ ]| [:.:] |,'`. `.| [:.:] | FIRST IMMIGRANTS THEN STUDENTS NOW
====|======== ||:|======== THE HOMO BRIGADE !?!?!?
||^|| {$} | ||:| {$} |
||:|| (:..) | ||:| (:.:) | JESUS DON'T YOU PARISIANS HAVE JOBS
||:||=======| ||:|=======| OR SOMETHING
||:||_______| ||:|_______|
OH
jrei
RIGHT
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#2580: HEZBOLLAH
topical
__
[__] COULD WE GET TOGETHER AND FORM A COMMITTEE
| | OF SOME SORT TO FINALLY ONCE AND FOR ALL
| | AGREE ON THE PROPER WAY TO SPELL
| | "HEZBOLLAH" OR "HIZBOLLAH" OR "HIZBALLAH" OR
| | WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS BECAUSE SERIOUSLY
| | FOLKS THE LACK OF CONSISTENCY IS ANNOYING
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jrei ( '' ) | |
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#2585: ATLAS SHRUGGED
topical
+ . _ .-. Q: WHO IS JOHN GALT
3==({)_ . ( \
+ . _ )`\-| * ) \
. /_`' // |\ .-' `-a:f
. B'/`-'M\_| ) / .
. * // ( / .
B' `-' A: BRAD PITT I GUESS
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#2588: THE LEBANESE-LESBIAN CONNECTION
topical
___,,
(()))))
()) | I LIKE WRITING IT "LESBIAN" INSTEAD OF
())c 6_6 "LEBANESE" BECAUSE THAT WAY IT MAKES
)(;\___/) CURRENT EVENTS MORE INTERESTING
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/ `Y== === === === === ==Y \
( // )-------------------( \\ )
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#2589: TOO HOT REDUX
topical
.----------------.
| _ _ MMMMM |
| ( " ) | o o | | HERE I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO HOT TO JERK OFF
| `.' \ - / |
| |/ ---`W'--. |
| |\ | .-') |
| | .-' ) | BUT IT TURNS OUT I WAS WRONG
| .-' ) |
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| | o o | ( . ) | VK
| WWWWW " " |
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#2592: PLUTO'S NEW MOONS
pluto, topical
::: =, ; AND SO IT CAME TO PASS
;;=;;=== M THAT PLUTO'S TWO NEWLY
,=YVRMBBMMR=, :i= DISCOVERED MOONS WERE
:iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=; ==;====== NAMED NYX AND FAGGOT
=tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM
;tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM
;tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM
,=tYRBM;;tVB, ...., ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM
.. ,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM
;;.. ,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM
:;;:;=;,... .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM
;.,:,..... ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM;
....... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM
;t ... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM
,=.. .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM
.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB
:VMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;=
,;VBM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,:: THAT IAU SURE IS
WT ,,== `,,,,,,, TAKING LIBERTIES LATELY
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#2630: STEVE IRWIN WE HARDLY KNEW YE
topical
.-._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
.-''-.__.-'00 '-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '-. CRIKEY I GUESS I CAN'T
'.___ ' . .--_'-' '-' '-' _'-' '._ DANGLE MY INFANT SON IN
V: V 'vv-' '_ '. .' _..' '.'. FRONT OF THESE THINGS
'=.____.=_.--' :_.__.__:_ '. : : ANYMORE
(((____.-' '-. / : :
snd (((-'\ .' /
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'-._____.-'
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#2636: THE PATH TO 9/11
topical
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\__..--''\
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+----------------------------------+
OS +----------------------------------+
WHY IS RICHARD CLARKE OBSESSING ABOUT A STAPLER ?!?!?!?
I ALWAYS KNEW THAT GUY WAS A USELESS SHITBAG
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#2642: POOR PLUTO
disney, pluto, topical
::: =, ;
;;=;;=== M
,=YVRMBBMMR=, :i= BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
:iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=; ==;====== PLUTO BLAH BLAH BLAH
=tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM BLAH BLAH PLANET BLAH
;tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM
;tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM
,=tYRBM;;tVB, ...., ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM
.. ,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM
;;.. ,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM
:;;:;=;,... .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM
;.,:,..... ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM;
....... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM
;t ... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM
,=.. .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM
.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB
:VMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;=
,;VBM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,:: NOBODY CARES ABOUT PLUTO
WT ,,== `,,,,,,, HE WAS A PUNK ANYWAY
JUST ASK MICKEY
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topical
/^\/^\
_|__| O| I'M ONE OF THE IN-CROWD EARLY ADOPTER NERD FAGGOTS
\/ /~ \_/ \ SO I DON'T CALL IT "SNAKES ON A PLANE"
\____|__________/ \ INSTEAD I CALL IT "SOAP"
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/ / \ \
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( ( _-~ _--_ ~-_ _/ |
\ ~-____-~ _-~ ~-_ ~-_-~ /
~-_ _-~ ~-_ _-~
~--______-~ ~-___-~ WHAT DO YOU MEAN
THIS JOKE IS OLD
NO WAY "SOAP" WILL LIVE FOREVER !!!!11!1!!
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#2650: MEL GIBSON
mel gibson, topical
.:::. I'M GLAD MEL GIBSON (EVEN IF DRUNK)
.:::. /:::::\ FINALLY HAD THE COURAGE TO STAND UP
/:':':\ | _ | AND SAY WHAT WE WERE ALL REALLY THINKING
| _ | | (_` |
| |_) | | ,_) | EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE TO BE POLITICALLY
| | | | | CORRECT AND CONDEMN HIM PUBLICLY WE'RE
jgs | | /`'---'`\ ALL QUIETLY THANKING HIM ON THE INSIDE
/`'---'`\ `'-----'`
`'-----'` BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT IN OUR SOCIETY
TODAY SUGAR TITS ARE A REAL PROBLEM
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#2657: BURNT COOKIES
topical
. .
+ : .
: _ A FEMALE ASTRONAUT *WOULD* THINK THAT
. ! ' (_) SPACE SMELLS LIKE BURNT ALMOND COOKIES
,|.'
- -- ---(-O-`--- -- -
,`|'`.
, ! . AFTER ALL SHE'S JUST PREOCCUPIED WITH
: : " ALL THE COOKING FOR HER HUSBAND SHE'S
. --+-- GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE UP FOR (BEING IN
.: . ! SPACE AWAY FROM THE KITCHEN AND ALL)
O!o
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#2660: UNITED STATES HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES PAGE
topical
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4L#XXXL_________________XGm, \P .mXL_________________JXXXW8L
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YKWmmWmmW@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS BACK IN THE DAY WHILE *I* WAS
A PAGE FOR THE U.S. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES AND MATT
FOLEY MOLESTED *ME* I KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT AND TOOK IT
LIKE A MAN
NOT LIKE THESE DAMN BLABBERMOUTH KIDS THESE DAYS WITH
THEIR COMPLAINING TO AUTHORITY FIGURES
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#2687: TRICK OR TREAT
topical
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> -='/\ /\'=- <
/__.-' \ / '-.__\
jgs '-..-'
____
.' / '.
/ ( .-'\ I CAN'T BEAT OFF WITH ALL THESE KIDS
|'.__\/__ | IN COSTUMES KNOCKING ON MY DOOR
| /\ '.|
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jgs '.__/_.'
____
.' /:::.
/ (:::-'\
|:\__\/__ |
|::::/\:::\|
\::' )::/
jgs '.__/::' ................... OR CAN I
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topical
___
__..--'' \
___..--'' \ MAYBE IF I HEAR THE WORD
___..--'' \ "BORAT" MORE IT WILL MAKE
__..--'' \ ME NOT HATE IT SO MUCH
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`. _.:`
`. __..--'' NOPE DIDN'T WORK
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LGB | |
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topical, wii
o
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|.------------.| LOOK, I CAN STICK THE WII CONTROLLER UP MY
|| || ASS AND SWING THE SWORD WITH MY BUTT
|| ||
|| || WHISH WHISH
|| ||
||____________||_ ISN'T THAT NEAT
|OO ....... OO | `-.
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akg | |_\_/\_/___\_/'./| | | \/ \ / \/
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#2707: IN VINO VERITAS
seinfeld, topical
//
//
//
//
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,-''' ||`-.
( || )
|`-..._______,..-'| I WOULD SAY THAT THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED
| || | KRAMER ON SEINFELD'S CAREER IS NOW
| _______|| | CLEARLY OVER AFTER HIS LITTLE OUTBURST
|,-'''_ _ ~ ||`-.|
| ~ / `-.\ ,-'\ ~| BUT THE FACT THAT NOBODY CAN REMEMBER
|`-...___/___,..-'| HIS REAL NAME AND INSTEAD JUST CALLS
| `-./-'_ \/_| | HIM "KRAMER" KIND OF MAKES IT CLEAR
| -' ~~ || -.| THAT WAS ALREADY TRUE
jrei ( ~ ~ ~~ )
`-..._______,..-'
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#2741: MERRY CHRISTMAS
christmas, topical
\`- //- , /
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\=-; |\_,\ [|, _|- _,':'. .'` '| || .|
/`/\-,\_\' `||L.`/|| '|'<|// |; || |
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/`; / '\'-/==::_<:-, '`\\. .//'' ;
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' ' ` |\ `''--'`
MY DANGLY THINGS GET REALLY SWOLLEN THIS TIME OF YEAR
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#2744: GERALD FORD
jimmy carter, topical
_ _.-'`-._ _
;.'________'.;
_________n.[____________].n_________
|""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""]
|"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""|
|LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI|
|.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..|
|LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI|
,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,,
;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
FORD: NOT QUITE AS TERRIBLE AS CARTER
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#2746: SADDAM HUSSEIN, R.I.P.
topical
|/|
|/|
|/| BYE SADDAM
|/|
|/|
|/|
|/| /.)
|/|/\/
|/|\/
(...)
(...)
(...)
(...)
(...)
/../\
/ ,^./\
/ / \/\
/ / \/\
( ( )/)
| | |/|
| | |/|
| | |/| SAY HI TO TOOKIE FOR US
( ( )/)
\ \ / /
\ `---' /
`-----' PhS
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#2754: THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE
second life, topical, word
_
/\) _
_ / / (/\ WANNA CONDUCT AN INTERVIEW IN SECOND LIFE HUH ?????
/\) ( Y) \ \
/ / "" (Y )
( Y) _ ""
"" (/\ _
\ \ /\)
(Y ) / / FROM THIS DAY FORTH WE SHALL HARKEN BACK TO TODAY
"" ( Y) AS THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE OF PENISGRIEFING
Krogg ""
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#2785: ASTRONAUT CHECKLIST
topical
<>
.-"""-. ||::::::========== OKAY KIDS HERE'S YOUR
/= \ ||::::::========== ASTRONAUT CHECKLIST:
|- /~~~\ | ||::::::==========
|=( '.' ) | ||================ [X] MAPS
\__\_=_/__/ ||================ [X] DIAPERS
{_______} ||================ [X] TRENCHOAT
/` * `'--._|| [X] WIG
/= . [] . { > [X] BB GUN
/ /|ooo |`'--'|| [X] PEPPER SPRAY
( )\_______/ || [X] STEEL MALLET
\``\/ \ || [X] KNIFE
`-| == \_| || [X] RUBBER TUBING
/ | || [X] EXTRA BIG PLASTIC BAGS
|= >\ __/ ||
\ \ |- --| || [ ] A BRAIN IN MY PRETTY
\ __| \___/ || LITTLE HEAD
jgs _{__} _{__} ||
( )( ) || OOPS
^^~ `""" `""" ~^^^~^^~~~^^^~^^^~^^^~
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#2787: ONE LESS RAFT
anna nicole smith, topical
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""""""""""############z_ _`"""########################' ,---'>__,>,_`-. |
: | `"""V#######,,_ `- ""##################' --z--;" /_/ `. `. |
| `/"""".`|`|| } }|.""""""""|""""" --'//`/' ` \ '. |
: : |: || | | : : | : ,_\---_\._ : `.\ |/
: / : | | || : : : //--'> ___ ``-,_ \ \
`"^ : ` || || | : : '=-`',' / `-, __`-. |
: : : : : | | || : --- //7;<\ / ,--._ ` |
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%#' : `| ||| | : : : // '\ // | ` | |
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'#" : : : | ||,|, || : / : |: ||
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: : / >\\> <\/\< </</==::_ |' ,` ,.|_____|______|`--|
: : | ,''{` /"^"/'/\^\'"\ -- """==;:zz,,_;__ ,; : , ,,hjm|
|' |`--', ',`--,,_ -_ --. `--. __ ""`"=;;--=--=;;-==||
| ,,--' '' ,` ,',' ,'`--,._ -=- /%%\.___ --- |
: |---' ' ' ,' ,`` , .'`.,,` , ';'--,._ `-==' ~~ __ __ _, ~~ |
:,-',' '` `` , .`, ,',' ', ` , ,','',`, `'"`--,,_____..__ / |
,,---', ' ' , , ' ', , ` ' ,' `, , , ` '` ',`,`,` ,',' ',, ,`""'--~',' /
ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIED HUH ?!?!?!
WELL THAT'S ONE PERSON I HAVE TO CROSS OFF MY LIST OF POTENTIAL
HUMAN LIFE RAFTS I CAN POTENTIALLY USE WHEN THE EARTH FLOODS
OVER COMPLETELY DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING WHICH I'M PRETTY SURE
IS GOING TO HAPPEN ANY SECOND ........................ NOW
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#2797: LACROSSE
topical
'-.____________________________________________________
.::::::::::::::::::::
.::::::::::::::::::::::
.::::::::::::::::::::::::
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::
| |:::::::::
.| I WAS RAPED BY |:::::::::
.::| THE DUKE LACROSSE |:::::::::
.::::| TEAM !!!!! I MEAN |:::::::::
.::::::| NO I WASN'T (LIE) |:::::::::
.::::::::| __ __ |:::::::::
.::::::::::|__( )_______( )__|:::::::::
::::::::::::::::\ \ ,~~~~./ /:::::::::::::
::::::::::::::::| ;`'`'`'; |::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::::| ;;*( *;; |::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::::| ;; @ ;; |::::::::::::::
:::::::::::::::::\|| ||/:::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::::::( \__/ )::::::::::::::::
:::::::::::::::::::) (:::::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::::::/ \::::::::::::::::
:::::::::::::::::/________\:::::::::::::::
:::::::::::::::::/ /::::\ \:::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::::/ /::::::\ \::::::::::::::
:::::::::::::::/_/::::::::\_\:::::::::::::
:::::::::::::(___)::::::::(___)::::::::smd
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#2809: AND NOW A PRESENTATION FROM THE JOHN EDWARDS SECOND LIFE HEADQUARTERS
election 2008, second life, topical
VOTE FOR EDWARDS YOU FUCKING CUNTS
/
( ) /
( ) (
) _ )
( \_
_(_\ \)__
(____\___)) Krogg98
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#2810: LIAR, LIAR
topical, wikipedia
CHECK ME OUT NEW YORKER !!!!! I'M A DISTINGUISHED WIKIPEDIA
CONTRIBUTOR WITH FOUR ADVANCED DEGREES AND HAVE TONS OF HARD-WORKING
STUDENTS AND AM IN MY THIRTIES IN A STABLE GAY RELATIONSHIP AND AM
SO RESPECTED IN THE COMMUNITY THAT I GOT HIRED TO WORK FOR WIKIA,
THE FOR-PROFIT COUSIN TO WIKIPEDIA !!!!!!!
EXCEPT PSYCH !!!!!! NO ACTUALLY I'M A BIG FAT FUCKING LIAR AND I
HAVE NO DEGREES, NO STUDENTS, AM IN MY TWENTIES, AND I'M NOT IN A
LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP !!!!!!!!!! BUT I STILL AM GAY !!!!!!!!!!
AND ALSO STILL EMPLOYED BY WIKIA FOR SOME FUCKING PUZZLING REASON
IT'S ALMOST AS IF ....... WIKIPEDIA IS A PIECE OF STEAMING SHIT
AND EVERYONE, INCLUDING JIMBO WALES KNOWS IT AND SO WHY BOTHER
PRETENDING ANYMORE
P.S. GO FUCK YOURSELF RUNNING, LIAR
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(NOTE: NO ACTUAL MANATEES WERE HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THIS FART)
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#2817: DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
daylight savings, topical
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.'.-' 12 `-.`. SINCE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME ISN'T FUCKED UP ENOUGH
/,' 11 1 `.\ LET'S KIND OF RANDOMLY CHANGE IT JUST TO
// 10 / 2 \\ MAKE THINGS MORE DIFFICULT
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#2818: RIP RICHARD JENI
topical
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:---|------------------t-----^-`--' / RICHARD JENI DIES AT 49
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#2827: COMET MCNAUGHT
topical
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`. \ ' / .' I'M A SUNGRAZING COMET
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"*-._ /.*" "*.\ _.-*"
: <o> <o> ; ____ MEANING I LIFT UP THE SUN'S
""""': .. ; SKIRT TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON
_.-*" \ `.__.' / "*-._ DOWN THERE
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bug .' / . \ `.
/ | \ MAYBE I SHOULD BE CALLED
' | ` PATRICK MCNAUGHTON
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#2830: PLAMEGATE
topical
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#2832: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
battlestar galactica, topical
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BATTLESTAR GALACTICA SEASON 3:
NOT JUST JUMPING THE SHARK, BUT SODOMIZING IT, PERFORMING MOUTH
TO ANAL, DOUBLE PENETRATION, TWO IN EACH HOLE, THREE IN EACH HOLE,
CUTTING IT OPEN AND FUCKING THE WOUND, THEN PUNCHING THE VIEWER
IN THE FACE AND FINALLY GOING BACK IN TIME AND DOING IT ALL OVER AGAIN
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#2842: THREE HUNDRED
topical
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:;:: _.'._ \ @ / I JUST SAW 300
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:___......._ '. DUDE IT'S TOTALLY AN ALLEGORY ABOUT WHY I HATE BUSH
{{__..--""-,_'-.:
{{[_ _ _ _ _'--.} SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN ALLEGORY I MEANT SCATTERGORY
{[| | || || | |-.]}
{[\-'-':-::-:-'/ ]} MAN SCATTERGORIES IS A FUN GAME
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{{[\ .-' '-./]}} WOW I'D REALLY LIKE SOME PIE RIGHT NOW
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{[' __/ \__ :]} HMMM LEMON MERENGUE OR KEY LIME
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{{[: : ] [ : :]} WAIT WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT
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#2854: THE MORAL OF THE STORY
topical
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_-' | Y$$P |
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| .dUU | | \\ // I GUESS THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS
| UUUU | _|___//
| UUUU | |
| UUUU | |
| UUUU | | DON'T CHEAT ON ME
| UUUU | |
| UUUU | |
| UUP' | |
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[Matzec]
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#2860: HUNGARIAN NOTATION
topical
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__..--"" _..--"" |
.:______________________.:| | | AFTER FOISTING THE HORRIBLE
| __________ ||| | ()| TRAVESTY THAT IS HUNGARIAN
| __====::::::::::====__||| |() | NOTATION ON AN UNSUSPECTING
||\_____________________||| | | AND INNOCENT WORLD I THINK
||| ||| | | WE SHOULD HAVE JUST LEFT
||| ||| | | CHARLES SIMONYI IN SPACE
||| ||| | | RATHER THAN BRING HIM BACK
|||_____________________||| | | DOWN HERE SO HE CAN DO MORE
|||---------------------||| | | ANNOYING THINGS IN THE NAME
||| :-----------------: ||| | | OF COMPUTER SCIENCE
||| | 32x| ||| | |
||| '"""""""""""""""""' ||| | | "HERE CHARLES CHECK IT OUT
||| o = = o [] [] ||| | | IT'S A NICE LITTLE AIRLOCK
|||---------------------||| | | STEP IN"
|||"""""""""""""""""""""||| | |
||| |==========| ||| | | SORRY I MEAN
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|||_____________________||| | | "dHERE pnCHARLES vCHECK pIT lOUT
||/_____________________||| | | pIT'S iA aNICE aLITTLE nAIRLOCK
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#2864: VIRGINIA TECH SHOOTING
gun free zones, topical
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|| \\\\\\ \/_
|~~~~~~~~-________________-_________________\ ~--_
!---------|_________ ------~~~~~(-- )--~~
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\\____/_ / ()\ \\
`~~~~~~~~~-. \ \\
\ \ <($)> \\
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_\_\__====~~~
JUST THINK THAT IF THE VIRGINIA TECH CAMPUS WERE
A GUN-FREE ZONE THIS TRAGEDY WOULD NEVER HAVE ... OOPS
I THINK THIS WHOLE INCIDENT CLEARLY ILLUSTRATES THE
NEED FOR A COMPREHENSIVE BAN ON THE SALE OF GUNS AND
ALL OTHER POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS MATERIAL TO THE WRONG
KIND OF PEOPLE
BECAUSE AS WE KNOW MOST CRIMES ARE COMMITTED BY PEOPLE
OBEYING THE LAW SO CLEARLY THIS WILL BE EFFECTIVE
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topical
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( (`-`(-') ) CAN WE ALL STOP TALKING ABOUT ROSIE O'DONNELL
/) \ _ / (
/' )-._.' . \ ___ STARTING .......................... NOW
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#2929: IPHONE
iphone, macintosh, topical
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|[_]| I'M WAITING IN LINE TO PUNCH PEOPLE WHO ARE
|:::| WAITING IN LINE TO BE THE FIRST TO BUY AN IPHONE
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\_=_\ jsm
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topical
____ "VEHICLE-BORNE IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE" ?!?!?!
__/___/______
|_ \__' \"_"\ MORE LIKE "VERY BADLY IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE"
PS `())--,())'-,,'
COME ON YOU ANIMALS SURELY YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS
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#2976: DEAR JOSE
topical
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)/ DEAR JOSE PADILLA
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HAVE FUN IN PRISON
HOPE YOU LIKE THE RAPE
SIGNED, 300 MILLION PEOPLE
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#2988: LUNAR ECLIPSE
topical
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/ . '-' \ OH GOD OH GOD
| () . O . |
| |
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| .--. O |
| . | | |
\ `.__.' o . / WHO STEPPED ON THE MOON
\ /
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`--___ ___--'
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#2989: OWEN WILSON
topical
POOR OWEN WILSON !!!!!!!!!111111111
emmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\
""""""|_____ ) I'M RICH AND FAMOUS AND WELL-LIKED
Elijah """""""""--------""" AND FUNNY AND GET GIRLS !!!! BOO-HOO
NOW IF WE CAN ONLY GET BEN AFFLECK
TO FOLLOW SUIT WE'RE IN BUSINESS
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#3009: DON'T TAZ ME
topical
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#3018: DAWN LAUNCH
topical
| DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH
/ \ DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH
/ _ \ DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH
|.o '.| DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH
|'._.'| DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH DAWN LAUNCH
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/ | | | \ CORK IT GUYS, NO ONE CARES AT THIS POINT
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#3025: BASEBALL TEAM NAMES
topical
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__(._ ) d0P THE LOS ANGELES ANGELS OF ANAHEIM 3
< (D) .MP
.~ \ /~```M-. THE LONG BEACH ARMADA OF LOS ANGELES OF CALIFORNIA
.~ V Mo_ \ OF THE UNITED STATES OF NORTH AMERICA INCLUDING
( (___. {:)-./ BARROW, ALASKA 2
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+-+ +-+
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#3057: THE FIFTH OF NOVEMBER
election 2008, ron paul, topical
,,,,,
\ e e\
C _\/ |\\, I HOPE WE'RE ALL TAKING TIME OUT
)\_) \_ / TO CONTRIBUTE TO RON PAUL'S CAMPAIGN !!!!!
_/|/_ _//
,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \
/ \_/ / / BECAUSE THERE'S NO BETTER FEELING THAN
, | \_._,-" FLUSHING YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY DOWN THE TOILET
( < _'
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b'ger /____\__\
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#3060: DOG CHAPMAN
topical
_"_ %
(< ?
` " BOUNTY HUNTERS AREN'T SUPPOSED
__||___ TO FUCKING CRY LIKE LITTLE BITCHES
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%%
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#3070: BEE MOVIE
topical
`>.___ o-.--.-o ___,<'
/ `. / ,, \ .' \
{ `.; ,__, ;.' }
`._ }`.__.'{ _.'
`,=."' `".=,' BLAH BLAH FUCKING BEE MOVIE BLAH BLAH
.' /`-.____.-'_ `,
\_.';`-.______.-':`._/
`+-.______.-''
`-.____.-'
/ || \
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#3074: HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2007
topical
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| | | | |
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | | | | ______________________
|___| | |___| / \
/ | / | \ | FUCK YOU FAGGOT I |
\__|_____/\____| \/ | DON'T THINK YOU HAVE |
|____[__]___|\ \_/\ | THE STONES FOR THIS |
| | \/ | \__ __________________/
| | | / ()/ |/
| | |/ /
| | |\__/ _.--.
| | | \o ` .-.-..-.
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|
islam, topical
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#3112: POST HOC ERGO PROPER HOC
topical
__,,,,_
_ __..-;''`--/'/ /.',-`-. TIME TO MASTURBATE
(`/' ` | \ \ \\ / / / / .-'/`,_ (TO KEEP THE TIGERS AWAY)
/'`\ \ | \ | \| // // / -.,/_,'-,
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/ _.-, `,-\,__| _-| / \ \/|_/ | '-/.;.\'
`-` f/ ; / __/ \__ `/ |__/ |
`-' | -| =|\_ \ |-' | IT'S ALWAYS WORKED BEFORE I SEE
__/ /_..-' ` ),' // NO REASON THIS TREND WON'T
fL ((__.-'((___..-'' \__.' CONTINUE INTO THE LGHA LIHYSL
OH GOD MY SPLEEN GLALIY SKH
AGLZAIE ILKHR LKHSDFLKIS
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#3123: HEADBUTTS
soccer, topical
_,...,_
.'@/~~~\@'. EVEN HEADBUTTS CANNOT KEEP ME WATCHING SOCCER
//~~\___/~~\\
|@\__/@@@\__/@|
|@/ \@@@/ \@|
\\__/~~~\__//
'.@\___/@.' jgs
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#3131: BOBBY FISCHER
topical
+ \\^// ~~
1 III ,o/ </> [#] (#) </> ,o/ III 1
_[#]__[#]__(#)_[_#_](_#_)_(#)__[#]__[#]_
::::: ::::: ::::: ::::: SEARCHING FOR
2 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 2 BOBBY FISCHER'S
_(#)__(#)__(#)__(#)_ _(#)__(#)__(#)_ CORPSE
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8 III ,o/ </> [ ] ( ) </> ,o/ III 8
_[_]__[_]__(_)_[___](___)_(_)__[_]__[_]_
H G F E D C B A
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#3134: I CAN'T QUIT
brokeback mountain, topical
I CAN'T QUIT Y--
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.-~-. ./OOOOOOOOO\.'OOO`9~~-.
.`OOOOOO.OOM.OLSONOOOOO@@OOOOOO\
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HUHHHHHHHHHHHH (EXPIRES)
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#3136: THOMPSON '08
election 2008, law and order, topical
,,,,,
\ e e\
C _\/ |\\,
)\_) \_ / THOMPSON '08
_/|/_ _//
,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \
/ \_/ / /
, | \_._,-"
( < _'
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| | | WHAT
._., - |.,_ //
_\-' )___|__|_ '-._ OH
b'ger /____\__\
WATERSTON '08 THEN
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#3148: RIGHTS REVOKED
election 2008, topical
___________
\ /
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|"""""""|_.-._,.---------.,_.-._
| | | | | | ''-.
| |_| |_ _| |_..-'
|_______| '-' `'---------'` '-'
)"""""""(
/_________\ IN THE PRIMARIES LET'S VOTE FOR PEOPLE WHO'VE
`'-------'` ALREADY CLEARLY DROPPED OUT SHOWING THAT WE'RE
.-------------. NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT'S GOING ON AND
jgs/_______________\ THUS SHOULD HAVE OUR VOTING RIGHTS REVOKED
|
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#3158: NORTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY SHOOTING
gun free zones, topical
.---. .---.
,';' `.';' `..
f :Bo. SIX SHOT DEAD INCLUDING GUNMAN !!!!
` d88:
`\ /d88P'
`\ ; /d888P'
`. ',d8&8P'
: ;d8&7' LET'S HEAR IT FOR GUN FREE ZONES
| :8: BECAUSE CLEARLY THEY REALLY WORK
| qx
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#3163: TO MRS. OBAMA
election 2008, obama, please shut up*, topical
__________ __,___/ ",",
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----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | |
"\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | |
\___) -" '. -.<" / / |
|'.___ | _._." /
DEAR MRS. OBAMA | ./ _."." _."
PLEASE SHUT UP / |"----" _."
SIGNED, MR. OBAMA jjs \
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#3164: TO MR. CLINTON
election 2008, hillary clinton, please shut up*, topical
__________ __,___/ ",",
___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-,
------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \",
| ||| / u | \ \ \
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----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | |
"\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | |
\___) -" '. -.<" / / |
|'.___ | _._." /
DEAR MR. CLINTON | ./ _."." _."
PLEASE SHUT UP / |"----" _."
SIGNED, MRS. CLINTON jjs \
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#3203: EARTH HOUR 2008
topical
___
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.' .-. '. EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR
/ (/^\) \ EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR
/ # (\ /) \ EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR
| # .-'-. | EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR
| /(_I_)\ | EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR
; \\) (// ; EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR
; / Y \ ; EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR
\ \ | / / EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR
\ \|/ / EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR
\ /|\ / EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR EARTH HOUR
| \|/ |
|__/Y\__|
{=======} WATCH US INCREASE THE EFFICIENCY OF ENERGY USAGE
}======={ BY APPROXIMATELY ONE THOUSANDTH OF ONE PERCENT
{=======} AND YET PRETEND WE'RE DOING SOMETHING USEFUL
}======={ OTHER THAN JERKING OURSELVES OFF
jgs{=======}
`""u""`
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#3236: IRON MAN
topical
, ,
/| _,_ |\
| \.'` \ `'./ |
| / /`> \ | WHY IS IRON MAN SUCKING DICK FOR CRACK
; | / |o| \ | ;
\_\ /.8.\ /_/
_.-' .'/ \'. '-._
\__.' | | `;.__/
/ | | ; | | \
| \ '._.' | |
\ \ | | / /
| | | | / /
| | | | | |
\ \ | |/ /
\ \| / /
jgs `\ \ | /
\ `;/
`| |
|
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#3243: REISERFS
topical
\
\ \ .`---.
\ \__________ __/ _ \
\ | ;(_-\_\
\ \ ___,_:_C) "-._
'_____________\_,' / | \ "-._
/ | \ ` /
/ | \ \ /
/ | \ \/
\b | \ |
\n | \ /
\i | \/ I THINK I'D BETTER STOP USING
\ | / REISERFS BECAUSE SHIT THAT
\ / PRACTICALLY MAKES ME AN ACCOMPLICE
\ /
\ /
\ /
V
|
|
election 2008, topical
____________
/ _.'\ \ AS A DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY VOTER I'M TORN
/ _.' \ \ BETWEEN BEING LABELLED SEXIST OR RACIST
/_.-' \___\
|\_\ `` .- \ _/|
| _\___________. | P
| / \ | r
|/ \| 5
|__________________| 9
|
|
#3255: THE REHABILITATION ACT
topical
||====================================================================||
||//$\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//$\\||
||(100)==================| FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE |================(100)||
||\\$// ~ '------========--------' \\$//||
||<< / /$\ // ____ \\ \ >>||
||>>| 12 //L\\ // ///..) \\ L38036133B 12 |<<||
||<<| \\ // || <|| >\ || |>>||
||>>| \$/ || $$ --/ || One Hundred |<<||
||====================================================================||>||
||//$\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//$\\||<||
||(100)==================| FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE |================(100)||>||
||\\$// ~ '------========--------' \\$//||\||
||<< / /$\ // ____ \\ \ >>||)||
||>>| 12 //L\\ // ///..) \\ L38036133B 12 |<<||/||
||<<| \\ // || <|| >\ || |>>||=||
||>>| \$/ || $$ --/ || One Hundred |<<||
||<<| L38036133B *\\ |\_/ //* series |>>||
||>>| 12 *\\/___\_//* 1989 |<<||
||<<\ Treasurer ______/Franklin\________ Secretary 12 />>||
||//$\ ~|UNITED STATES OF AMERICA|~ /$\\||
||(100)=================== ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS =================(100)||
||\\$//\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\$//||
||====================================================================||
DEFACING ALL MY CASH WITH BRAILLE OBSCENITIES
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|
#3386: MARKETS
topical
__ _|_
|+-==| .'.':`.`.
| |+--=| / / | \ \ NOM NOM NOM STOCK MARKET EQUITY
/'\ '+ -=| ^^^^^^^^^^^
//|\\ =| &C O__u | u O~
O ^^^^^ /\_u/\/uuu|uuu\/\
&C /|\_@| C__@ /) ( '--------' ,|
/\_ \@@@@|@@\/\ /_| \_\ | /_| |
( ( `,o--------') /| / | /|\ |\ /'\
/__\ /`' | <| _|_ //|\\
/| /> /|\ \` .'.':`.`. ^^^^^
/ / | \ \ %%|%% O
_|_ ^^^^^^^^^^^ %%%|%%%_/\\
.'.':`.`. C_/ | '-------' )
/ / | \ \ d}<|8888|888 {b | / \
^^^^^^^^^^^ _888/\_88888|8888_/\ /|\ | \
~C | O '--|(-------+----' ,|
/),\_ O | \/|\/ | |_\ | \ | |/_(
o /( ) /|\####|###### O | | \ /|\ | \\
(`' )_( \|'-----------'/\\
/\ / | |\ | _o / )
|/ /|\ (`' /|
/> \ \ ejm
|
|
#3389: WALL STREET/MAIN STREET
topical
EET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL ST
REET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL S
TREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL
STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL
STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WAL
L STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WA
LL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET W
ALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STRE ______________
WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL ST |##############
REET MAIN ST __ ALL STREE __ N STREET WALL STREET M |##############
_____________| |_____ A _( ) IN STREET WALL STREET |##############
UUUUUUUUUUUUU|__|UUUUU| ,-' )_ MAIN STREET WALL ST |##############
UUU_UUUUUU_UUUUUU_UUUU|( ( / ) REET MAIN STREET W | __ __ _
UU|_|UUUU|_|UUUU|_|UUU|. \ ) _) ) ALL STREET MAIN ST | | | | | |
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU| `. . ) ) REET WALL STREET M | |__| |__| |_
======================|(_ | ) _) AIN STREET WALL STR |
__ __ __ |(__(_|____)_______________________| __ __ _
| |__| |__| |__| |uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,'.uuu| | | | | |
| |__| |__| |__| |uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,' `.u| |__| |__| |_
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__ __ __ |uuu| |uuuu| |uuuu| |uuuu|| | | || __ __ _
| |__| |__| |__| |uuu|_|uuuu|_|uuuu|_|uuuu||__| |__|| | | | | |
| |__| |__| |__| |=_====__================' | |__| |__| |_
======================|| | | | __ __ __ __ __ |______________
___ __ ________ ||__| |__| | | | | | | | | | ||+++++++++++++_
||_|_|| | | | || _______ |__| |__| |__| |__| |__||++.-------.+|
||_|_||- | | -| ||| | | |++| | |+|_
|_|_|| | | |_____||| |o | _ ____________ _ |++| |- |+++
---. _|--|__|--|_____|||===| |_|_|_ /_|__|_______| _|_|++|___|___|+++
----`. ___ ;---'---' | |_-| |__ | \
--(_)-'_ _\___________/________|____/_'-(_)-----(_)-' _\____|________\__
jrei____________________________________________________________________
EET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL ST
REET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL S
TREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL
STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL
STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WAL
L STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WA
LL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET W
ALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET
WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET
WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREET WALL STREET MAIN STREE
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|
#3415: INFLATION
topical
.__ _..._
/,-./'.--. ``\.
/|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\
|||\ _ `-'_` o|/||
||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\|| HOORAY INFLATION
\\|| `"\"""/---'||
\\| ,-' `.||//
\(-'_ `.
,-' [_] .-. \ THE FED SHOULD NOT BE LOWER
; `\| ||-'/ ` \ THAN MY BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL
\ /`""-.`\ | ; |
`.-|\_/ | ; ' |
\-._ / | | /
|`--'| : ;_\_
/| |/ /\|, )
__..; `----' :`.`|/
/ / | |
; .' `\' ;
\/ : _ :
: / / :
: _.'`.__.' | fsc
\ _.' \ /
| | / `---.._
| `\ `.____ \
/ | `------'
\__|_,'
|
|
#3419: KNIGHT RIDER
topical
_..-------++._
_.-'/ | _|| \"--._
__.--'`._/_\j_____/_||___\ `----.
_.--'_____ | \ _____ /
_j /,---.\ | =o | /,---.\ |_
[__]==// .-. \\==`===========/==// .-. \\=[__]
`-._|\ `-' /|___\_________/___|\ `-' /|_.'
hjw `---' `---'
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANY OF YOU SAY I'M NOT GOING
TO LET THE CURRENT FINANCIAL CRISIS RUIN
MY APPRECIATION OF THE NEW KNIGHT RIDER REMAKE
|
|
election 2008, topical
.------. .------.
.' //`. .' `.
/ // \ / \ MY BALLS ARE JOE
| // : | ......:::::
: // | :::::'''''' |
\ // / \ /
`._// _.' `._ _.' AsH
`"----"' `"----"'
|
|
#3453: A TERRIBLE T-SHIRT IDEA
topical
.-"''-. _
.' `( \
@/ ') ,--,__,-"
/ / \ / / _/
__| , |/ /
.~ `\ / \ , | /
.~ `\ ` / _/ _/ I SHOPPED AT WAL-MART AND ALL I
.~ `\ ~~`__/ / GOT WAS THIS LOUSY MISCARRIAGE
~ `--'/
/ / /
/ /' /jgs
|
|
#3458: GAY FOR A DAY
topical
__)),
//_ _)
( "\" IT SURE DOES NOT SEEM LIKE A COINCIDENCE
\_-/ THAT IT'S THE END OF "GAY FOR A DAY" DAY
,---/ '---. AND MY BUTT SURE IS SORE
/ - - \
/ \_. _|__,/ \
/ )\ )\_ \
/ _/ ( ' ) / /
/ | (_____) | /
/,' / \/ /,
_/(_ ( ._, )-'
`--,/ |____|__|
| ) |
| / |
| / \ | I HOPE IT'S JUST FROM SITTING ALL DAY
/ `| | _) AND NOT OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
| | | |
| / \ |
| | \ | I THOUGHT I WAS JUST GETTING A DAY OFF
| \ | \_
gnv /__( '-._`,
|
|
#3459: LOUSY T-SHIRT
oj simpson, topical
__.-.__.-.__
.'\ '-.__.-' /'.
/ | ,_ | \
/ | _/| \_ | \
'-._/ \.-""-./ \_.-'
| ( ^ \^ ) |
| \ == / | I RAPED O.J. SIMPSON IN PRISON AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS
| /'--'\ | VERY NICE GOLDEN PLAQUE FROM THE BROWN FAMILY ACTUALLY
jgs | |
'._ _.'
`""""`
|
|
#3460: BLAGOJEVICH
blog, topical
. '.'.*. .*.'.' .
*. '. \ \ * * / / .' .*
*._ '. \*88888 88888*/ .' _.*
*._ '-. *8*___~*8*~___*8* .-' _.*
* '--.8.-~` ~-Y-~ `~-.8.--' *
'--.___*/ .----. .----. \*___.--'
* 8| \____/ _ \____/ |8 *
jgs '---.|\ / \ /.---'
||'-----' '-----'
||
|| *BLAGOJEVICH* SURE SOUNDS A LOT LIKE *BLOG* TO ME
||
||
||
||
|| AND THAT'S NEVER GOOD
|/
|
|
#3480: DEAR BAILOUT BEGGARS
bailout, topical
$$ $
\O/$
$ |
/_\ DEAR BAILOUT BEGGARS:
_|___|_
_|___|___|_ THANKS FOR MAKING IT THAT MUCH HARDER
_|___|___|___|_ FOR THE REST OF US TO ARGUE THAT
_|___|___|___|___|_ CAPITALISM ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, WORKS
_|___|___|___|___|___|_
_|___|___|___|___|___|___|_
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
| | | | | | |
/ \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \
hjm
|
|
#3481: DOWN MY GULLET
topical
,-----------------.
| |
| : | IF I CALL HIM "BLAGO" DOES THAT MAKE ME COOL ?!??!?!
| : |
| : : |
| ,-----. : |
| %%%%%%% : |
| ####### : : |
| %%%%%%% ) |
| | | ( ( ( |
| | | ) . ) |
| |& | ( ( : : |
| (&$ `-. ) |
| `. $&& `. : |
| __`. * `. : | WHY ARE YOU STUFFING THAT SOCK DOWN MY GULLET
| / ""`-. ** \ | RATHER THAN ANSWERING ME
| \_______`-.___) |
`-----------------'
Krogg
|
|
#3489: FREE QASSAM ROCKETS
israel, topical
,:
,' |
/ :
--' /
\/ />/
/ <//_\
__/ /
)'-. /
./ :\
/.' '
'/'
+
'
`.
.-"-
( |
. .-' '. I DON'T SEE WHAT
( (. )8: THE ISRAELIS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT
.' / (_ )
_. :(. )8P `
. ( `-' ( `. . AFTER ALL WHOO HOO FREE QASSAM ROCKETS
. : ( .a8a)
/_`( "a `a. )"'
( (/ . ' )=='
( ( ) .8" +
(`'8a.( _( (
..-. `8P ) ` ) +
-' ( -ab: )
' _ ` (8P"Ya
_( ( )b -`. ) +
( 8) ( _.aP" _a \( \ * (SLIGHTLY USED)
+ )/ (8P (88 ) )
(a:f " `" `
|
|
#3495: ITCHY RASH
israel, topical
\
jgs .\
,=" \ I HAVE A KIND OF ITCHY RASH ON MY LEFT LEG
,="\ \
\ \ AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT ISRAEL IS RESPONSIBLE
\ )
\ \
| \
\ \
`-. \
) \ OH THE HUMANITY ISRAEL HOW COULD YOU
(_ \
`-. \
`-`
|
|
#3514: BAILOUT
bailout, topical
,--.
\ _\_ MY BONER NEEDS A BAILOUT
_\/_|_\____.'\
-(___.--._____(
\ \
\ \
`--'
jg
|
|
#3515: BONER PART I
am i right, bailout, boner*, topical
.
.
/^\ .
/\ "V"
/__\ I O o
//..\\ I . MORE LIKE MY *BONER* NEEDS A BAILOUT
\].`[/ I
/l\/j\ (] . O AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?
/. ~~ ,\/I .
\\L__j^\/I o
\/--v} I o .
| | I _________
| | I c(` ')o
| l I \. ,/
_/j L l\_! _//^---^\\_ -Row
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
|
#3516: BONER PART II
am i right, boner*, topical
.
.
/^\ .
/\ "V"
/__\ I O o
//..\\ I . MORE LIKE MY *BONER* NEEDS A STIMULUS PACKAGE
\].`[/ I
/l\/j\ (] . O AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?
/. ~~ ,\/I .
\\L__j^\/I o
\/--v} I o .
| | I _________
| | I c(` ')o
| l I \. ,/
_/j L l\_! _//^---^\\_ -Row
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
|
#3517: BONER PART III
am i right, boner*, tax, topical
.
.
/^\ .
/\ "V"
/__\ I O o
//..\\ I . MORE LIKE MY *BONER* NEEDS A TAX CUT
\].`[/ I
/l\/j\ (] . O AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?
/. ~~ ,\/I .
\\L__j^\/I o WAIT I DON'T MUCH LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT
\/--v} I o .
| | I _________ (THUS CONCLUDES THE BONER TRILOGY)
| | I c(` ')o
| l I \. ,/
_/j L l\_! _//^---^\\_ -Row
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
|
#3530: UMBRELLA
rihanna, topical
___()___
_.-'' ,-'`-. ``-._
,-' ,' `. `-. UNDER MY UMBRELLA /
,' ,' `. `. ELLA /
/ / \ \ ELLA /
/_ / \ _\ ELSLLFI SDHFKLSDH
``-./_..---'''|``---.._\,-''
| SLK SKLGH SFHIO WHIO SDFHSKL
| SKL SLKF SKLDF OOF KLKLSKL KL
|
| SDFLS KLS WRIO AKFLH KDFH K
| JSFKLSK URF LFHSDKLSLHKHL HLSK
|
| FLKSHSHLFS GLK GLHSLHSLH
, |
`..' SSt OW YOU'RE HITTING ME
|
|
#3533: DODECAHEDRUPLETS
topical, word
,,, _,_ _@_ _(_ _?_ >*<
_/. .\_ _/- -\_ _/, ,\_ _/' '\_ _/a a\_ _/. .\_
(.\_o_/.) (.\_-_/.) (,\_e_/') (.\_^_/.) (.\_~_/') (.\_c_/.)
(.`,.`'.') (.`,.'.'.) (.`'.,'.') ('.,'.`'.) (.'.,'.`.) (.,'.,'',)
('.`,'`,) ('.`,'',) ('.','.`) ('.,'.',) ('.,'.`.) (',.'`.,)
('.`,'`) ('.','`) (.'.,'.) ('.`.,') ('.','') (.'.'.')
jgs `--'"` `--'"` `--'"` `--'"' `--'"' `--'"'
I HAD DODECAHEDRUPLETS
WHY WON'T ANYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME
|
|
#3559: A THOUGHTLESS JOKE
topical
_____
--| }>/~o)
C,- -\( \_<_, DEAR RETARDS,
) `-/~-/ ) '
[ /\____/\ | GET OVER IT
)| }{
|| |< YOU'RE LUCKY YOU EVEN GET A SPECIAL OLYMPICS
~~ ~~kg
|
|
#3565: EARTH HOUR 2009
topical
_------_
-~ ~-
- _ -
- |> - BE SURE TO TURN YOUR LIGHTS OFF
- |< - FOR A WHOLE HOUR TONIGHT
- |> -
- || -
- || -
-__||__-
|______| AND DON'T FORGET TO CUT YOUR
<______> OWN HEAD OFF WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
<______>
\/
|
|
#3566: SHAMWOW
topical
______
[===| |====]
| ||
| || I DON'T SEE WHY PEOPLE ARE MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL
ejm97 |=====|| ABOUT THE SHAMWOW GUY'S RUN-IN WITH A HOOKER
|=====||
'"""""'| I MEAN A HOOKER TRIES TO BITE OFF MY TONGUE
| | LITERALLY EVERY THIRD WEDNESDAY SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL
'"""""'
|
|
#3601: BEAUTY CONTEST JUDGE
topical
.$$$$$. .
|/())))) $)'\$==. %%%%%%\%%\
/ ((((==) ') - $$$'===%%%%\'.|
|((((( <( \-_/$$ )" _)%% )/|
| ())))_/._\._) //_.\_ %% ( /
| \_) /.--._\___/__.-.\ (.' / WHAT'S A FAGGOT DOING AS A JUDGE
\_ ( __._'_..'.__. ) .' IN A FUCKING BEAUTY CONTEST ANYWAY
\ ) (_.(_)/( /
\\ / \ / \ //
) \ ). \ / (
/ ' \ / \| ' \
( | | / \/ | )_)
:-'-- /| / /| / \
_\| / | / .-' | / '. \
_/ | / \| ( ( \ '.\
( ).'/ | | ) | | | \
/.' (_ / | / ) \'| |._) NO OFFENSE TO FAGGOTS
.oO | / | \/ \| \ |
|( \ ) mrf)\ )_\
_____(__'-.___)/____..'__)___'._'.__
|
|
#3602: THE CLOSING OF GEOCITIES
topical
/\.-./~\
(o//o)| \-._ .-"-.
.~.'~ | | )`-----' \._ GEOCITIES MUST BE PRESERVED
(").'/.| | ( /-.\ BECAUSE EVERYTHING THERE IS
(_/-' \_/ | \ | \\ SO INCREDIBLY AWESOME
\ / / ____.-\ / ))
/\| /_.-' \\ \ ((
// || \\ \ \|
\\ ||' // \\ AS IN MOST OF US HAVEN'T HAPPENED
(/ || _// \\ ACROSS A GEOCITIES SITE IN YEARS
" (_/ (_/ (_/MJP AND HAD ALREADY ASSUMED IT WAS GONE
" " "
|
|
#3603: SWINE FLU
swine flu, topical
_._._._.,-.
XXXX&,-' ( /oo'.XXXXXX
====( # _(")=====
_.-(# . /\-._.--. WITH ALL THIS TALK ABOUT SWINE FLU
(###.\_(-'--'|_(\#\#####.' I'M WONDERING IF MY BALLS CAUGHT IT
`-._###'#_#####.#_'.-''
kOs '.--' `-.-.-'
|
|
#3635: DAVID CARRADINE
topical, word
/
/ ,
\X/
| DAVID CARRADINE WAS
|
| AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIAWESOME
X`
/ \
| \
| |
\__/
|
|
#3644: IRANIAN REVOLUTION II
iran, topical, twitter
(~)(~)(~) FINALLY TWITTER HAS FOUND A WAY TO MAKE MONEY !!1!!111!!
'|''|''|'
\|/\|/\|/ WELCOME TO HTTP://TWITTER.IR/
[~~~~~~~~~]
|~~~~~~~| OKAY NO TWEETING ABOUT THE IRANIAN ELECTIONS OR RIOTS
ldb |_______| OR ANYTHING NAUGHTY OR TOPICAL OR ANYTHING AT ALL ACTUALLY
|
|
#3650: SOLIDARITY BY ICON
facebook, iran, topical
______
| |\
| |__\ I'M PRETTY SURE THAT CHANGING MY FACEBOOK
| --- ICON WILL SHOW MY SOLIDTARITY WITH THE IRANIAN
| / # \ PEOPLE IN THEIR TIME OF CRISIS
| | |
| \ / SINCE CLEARLY THAT'S HOW ALL REVOLUTIONS STARTED:
| ---|\\ PEOPLE CHANGING THEIR ICONS ON SOCIAL MEDIA SITES
gpyy |__________| \\
|
|
#3652: PEREZ HILTON VS. WILL.I.AM
topical, will.i.am
__
(::\
_____ _\::\__ CAN'T WE JUST AGREE THAT BOTH
/| _(::( \::\__ PEREZ HILTON AND WILL.I.AM
/ | _(::\::\ \::\:\ ARE STUPID ATTENTION WHORE FAGGOTS
\ |_(::Y\""`.\__\_|""\
\___\/__\ ___________\ MESSAGE ENDS
( ( \ x \ __ _ _ _\ (
|_:__\~ \ \_ |\| `(__\ ) )
|z: \ \ \ |"\\_7 _)\ ( )
|i: \ \ \ (,,_________________
|p: \ # \____________\ _____ ;;_____________):::)
|p: \ / cancers / /XxXxX`-'xXxXxXxX`-\
cjr (o:______ \/____________/ /____________________\
|
|
#3654: ARGENTINA
topical
_____
, ___))
/ | 6 6
(___( _e
____/ /_ AFK
/ \ o\_/ \
/ /\' _ _)\ GOTTA BANG SOME CHICK IN ARGENTINA
/_< )____/\_\
___oo' ,ooooo,|_/
-//,-( / |=/
| \ \
\ \
)_______\
/ ) / )
/ / ( |
| / \ |
_________ |/_______\|________.
= =
/( )\ b'ger
/,/ 7 \\_
|
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#3655: NEW KING OF POP
michael jackson, topical
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#3660: SENATOR AL FRANKEN
al franken, election 2008, topical
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.'--./______\.--'. SOOOOOO
.'--../________\..--'.
.'--.._/__________\_..--'. SENATOR AL FRANKEN
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.'--..___/______________\___..--'.
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[(_.' .-. '._) .-.'._)] THANKS AGAIN MINNESOTA
(o) /.-. (_.'.-. (_.' .-.];:(o)
(\'/)['._).-. (_.' .-.(_.'] (\'/) (WAS: RE: JESSE VENTURA)
[ (_.'.-. .-.'._) \ ;:
;:' '-._ '._) '._) _.-'
LGB `---..____..---' ;:`
;:' ;:'.:; ;;"
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#3663: DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HISTORY
topical
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JB \ | '\'
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TODAY IS THE DAY THAT THE UNITED STATES FINALLY
GAINED ITS INDEPENDENCE AND WON TOTAL VICTORIES
OVER GERMANY AND JAPAN AND BECAME A SUPERPOWER
HAPPY AMERICA'S AWESOME DAY SUCKERS
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#3675: SOTOMAYOR
topical
`, MORE LIKE SOTOMAYAWN
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|/ ? AM I RITE FOLKS
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MJP |_______________|_____________________________|_______________|
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#3676: WHAT DO WE WANT
iran, topical
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/._ _.--._ \ WHAT DO WE WANT ?????
|_ '-' _.._ `|
\ `---' `-/ FREEDOM
'._ _.'
jgs '----'
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;._ _.---._ ; WHERE DO WE WANT IT ???????
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; `-...-' `-; IRAN
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jgs '-----'
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.:::::::::::.
/:::::::::::::\
;:::::::::===:::; WHEN DO WE WANT IT ???????
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jgs ';;;;;;;;;;;'
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WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
ABOUT IT ??????????
CONTINUE CHANTING AS IF THAT
EVER ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING
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#3688: THE IMPACT ON JUPITER
jupiter, topical
::: =, THE COSMOS GAVE JUPITER
;;=;;=== A BLACK EYE BECAUSE IT DIDN'T
,=YVRMBBMMR=, :i= HAVE DINNER READY ON TIME
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#3691: FIST FLU
swine flu, topical
SENATE PAGES CONTRACTING SWINE FLU ?????
MAYBE PEOPLE STILL WORRIED ABOUT SWINE FLU
SHOULD BE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT FIST FLU
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CAUSED BY THIS FIST (MINE)
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#3713: A SERIOUS NATIONAL DISCUSSION
topical
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|== ==|-. I'D LIKE TO HAVE A SERIOUS NATIONAL DISCUSSION
|~~ ~~~|`\\ ABOUT HEALTHCARE:
|LILILI| ||
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| | GGHLGHLGBHAULGALHGAULLUHGAUHGLABHBHGULBH DIARRHEA
jgs __|______|__
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#3714: TEA PARTY
topical
) I WAS GOING TO GO TO A TEA PARTY BUT THEN I REALIZED
( THEY WEREN'T GOING TO BRING ANY TEA FOR US TO DRINK
)
_.-~(~-. AND THAT'S JUST DARNED INCONSIDERATE
(@\`---'/.
(' `._.' `)
`-..___..-'
niki
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#3717: LIONIZE
ted kennedy, topical
, ,, ,
, ,; ; ;; ; ; ; LIONIZE THE LION THE LIONIZE THE
, ; '; ; ;; .-''\ ; ; LION THE LIONIZE THE LION THE
, ; ;` ; ,; . / /8b \ ; ; LIONIZE THE LION THE LIONIZE THE
`; ; .;' ;,\8 | ; ; LION THE LIONIZE THE LION THE
` ;/ / `_ ; ;; ; ; ; LIONIZE THE LION THE LIONIZE THE
|/.' /9) ; ; ` ; ; ; LION THE LIONIZE THE LION THE
,/' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; LIONIZE THE LION THE LIONIZE THE
/_ ; ; ` ; ; LION THE LIONIZE THE LION THE
`?8P" . ; ; ; ; ; ; ;; LIONIZE THE LION THE LIONIZE THE
| ; .:: ` ;; ; ; ` ; ; LION THE LIONIZE THE LION THE
`' `--._ ;; ;; ; ; ; ; LIONIZE THE LION THE LIONIZE THE
`-..__..--'' ; ; ;; ; ; ; LION THE LIONIZE THE LION THE
fL ; ; ; ; ; ; LIONIZE THE LION THE LIONIZE THE
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#3718: ILL OF THE DEAD
ted kennedy, topical
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/~/~ ~\ PLEASE DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD
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\ \ \
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--==\ \ ,,i!!i, AND BY THAT OF COURSE I'M REFERRING TO MY BONER
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#3729: TILA TEQUILA
topical
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/| .-'!`-. |\ WELL MAYBE IF MS. TEQUILA WEREN'T SO
/ | .' / \ `. | \ BORING SHE WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN CHOKED
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#3730: 2009 AUGUST 9
topical
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.'.-' 12 `-.`. IT'S 9/9/9 !!!!1111
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'.`-.__6__.-'.' I'M MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS
((-._____.-)) BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND CALENDARS
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#3742: PETER, PAUL AND WHO
topical
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)\_) \_ / MORE LIKE OLD, OLD AND OLD
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' ) | NEXT TIME COME UP WITH A CATCHIER NAME
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._., - |.,_ // LOSERS
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b'ger /____\__\
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#3752: POOR ROMAL POLANSKI
roman polanski, topical, woody allen
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/ )%.===.%( \
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\/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. FINALLY WOODY ALLEN WEIGHED IN ON
/\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ THE ROMAN POLANSKI ARREST
^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ )
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(._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_)
(O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \
/ / \ \ ( (_.@._) )
/ ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\
/. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY WHEN IT COMES
`"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"` TO BEING INAPPROPRIATE WITH
jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ YOUNGER WOMEN HE SURE KNOWS HIS STUFF
(___|___) (___|___)
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#3770: BALOOON RIDE
topical
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_ .---. _ /# \ I TRIED OUT A SIMPLE BALOON RIDE
,' `. ,' `.." ". ,--. HOAX AND ALL I GOT WAS CHARGED
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( ( ( ( NO T-SHIRT OR ANYTHING !!!!!!
) ) ) hjw THIS SUCKS
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#3817: BHOPAL
topical
itz -_
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`-;-/. ,/\-`. BLAH FUCKING BLAH BHOPAL BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH
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topical
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`-._ (`- `-._`-.`
WELL IT'S A NEW YEAR AND I'M
GOING TO WRITE IT AS "2K10"
NOT EVEN SAVING A FUCKING
CHARACTER ANYMORE LIKE A CUNTBALL
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#3860: WHAT'S WORSE
gianna michaels, haiti, pornstar, topical
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`:::' _;:/ `._=== ===)_,-,-' ` ) ` ; I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE
| ;--.;:::; ` `-._=_)_.-' ` ` ) /`-._
' `-:. ` ` ` ) ) ,'`-.. \ THE EARTHQUAKE IN HAITI
`:_ ` ` ) _,' | :
`-._ ` _-- _,-' | : OR GIANNA MICHAELS'
`----..\ \' | | RETIREMENT
_\ \ | :
_____ jrei _,--'__,-' : : _______
()___ '-------.....__,'_ --'___________ _,--'--\\-'''' _____
`-------.....______\\______ _________,--._-'---''''
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#3863: MEDICAL FUND
aurora jolie, haiti, pornstar, topical
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===(_)== FORGET ABOUT HAITI
// 6 6 \\
( 7 )
\ '--' / WHAT ABOUT A MEDICAL FUND FOR AURORA JOLIE'S
\_ ._/ NEWLY-ANOUNCED HEART CONDITION
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/"`/`\`V/`\`\
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jgs `=. `=./ OKAY I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION ABOUT PORNSTARS
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#3867: WYCLEF JEAN
haiti, topical, wyclef jean
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/]_/ I'D REALLY LIKE TO HEAR WHAT WYCLEF JEAN
|\/|.--/'-. HAS TO SAY ABOUT THE HAITIAN EARTHQUAKE
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snd (_""_/ \_""_)
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#3903: WOMEN ON SUBS
topical
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;: ___---~~~----~~~~ __--~
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*.::; ;;~~~------_____-----~~~~ -snafu-
***..;
.ojO *
.Ji'`
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THE US NAVY IS GOING TO ALLOW WOMEN TO SERVE ON SUBMARINES
I DON'T REALLY THINK I HAVE A JOKE HERE I JUST THINK THAT'S HOT
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#3921: CENSUS 2010
census, topical
. .
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\ 0 0 / HURRAY IT'S TIME FOR THE CENSUS AGAIN !!!111
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___/\../\____
/ -- \
/ \ / \
| \___/___/( | I THINK THIS TIME I'LL BE A MARRIED ASIAN
\ /| }{ | \ ) WOMAN WITH FIVE KIDS AND A HANDICAP
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\ |;;;;;;;\ \ / \_______
\ /;;;;;;;;| [,,[|======'
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snd ||;;/| / TAKE ***THAT*** UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION
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#3946: KYRGYZSTAN
topical
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( POOR KYRGYZSTAN ........ SO WHERE IS THAT ANYWAY )
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#3963: PARTHENON
topical
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WAIT WHAT SOVEREIGN DEFAULT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
WHAT EVEN IS A "SOVEREIGN DEFAULT"
I'M THE FUCKING PARTHENON WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THIS
JESUS CHRIST I'M JUST BARELY STANDING HERE AND YOU'RE EXPECTING
ME TO ABSORB THIS SHIT AND OFFER ADVICE ???? WHAT ARE YOU STUPID
I'M GREEK WE ONLY KNOW HOW TO FUCK SHEEP AND RACK UP DEBT
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#3988: LOST FINALE
battlestar galactica, lost, topical
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.-"""""-. SO WAS STARBUCK IN THE SIDEWAYS
.'_________'. WORLD ALL ALONG OR WHAT
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;'-._ _.-';
,--------------------| `-. .-' |--------------------,
``""--..__ ___ ; ' ; ___ __..--""``
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#3996: GAZA BOARDING INCIDENT
israel, topical
_________________
/ __ \
| (__) | WELP JUST GOT A VOICEMAIL ON MY CELL PHONE
| | THAT WAS FROM A CREDIT CARD PHISHING SCAM
| .-----. .--. |
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| '-----' \ / |
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| LI LI LI | | |Oo
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| '------' '-oO | oO
| .---Oo | Oo
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| |'--'| | OoO
| '----' | MUST BE THE ZIONAZIS
jgs \_________________/
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#4000: THE PAULS
ron paul, topical
)
( ( RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND
) ))) PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL
((((( RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON
( )))))) PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL
)(((((( RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND
((,````)) PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL
:(.)(.): RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON
( \\\ ) PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL
(,\\\\ RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND
`.||||| PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL
\ | RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON
) / PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL
ejm /\ / RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND
/ \ PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL
/ RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON PAUL RAND PAUL RON
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#4007: WORLD CUP 2010
soccer, topical, world cup
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| _ | THERE'S A REASON THAT LITTLE KIDS PLAY SOCCER AS A SPORT
o |_o=-- |
() o IT'S BECAUSE IT'S SHITTY AND RETARDED AND BORING
SM |\,
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#4021: GROWING ON ME
soccer, topical, world cup
_______ I'VE NEVER REALLY GOTTEN INTO SOCCER BUT I'VE BEEN
| _ | WATCHING THE WORLD CUP AND I'VE GOT TO ADMIT IT'S
o |_o=-- | REALLY GROWING ON ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SM |\, ^
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A PHRASE THAT, SHOULD YOU EVER HEAR,
AUTHORIZES YOU TO SHOOT THE SPEAKER ON SIGHT
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#4025: JUPITER'S BAND
jupiter, topical
::: =, ;
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JUPITER'S BAND IS FADING BECAUSE OF MY JIZZ
SORRY TO SAY IT SO BLUNTLY BUT I FIGURE
IT'S BEST IF YOU HEAR IT ME FROM FIRST RATHER
THAN FROM KECK OR JODREL BANK OR MAUNA KEA
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#4041: MEL GIBSON II
mel gibson, topical
"= =" MEL GIBSON IS JUST MISUNDERSTOOD
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// \\ti// \\
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#4043: RUSSIAN SPIES
topical
-. .
_____ ',' ,
,' ,' ', ', MY BALLS ARE A RUSSIAN SPY
,' ,' | |
\ \ | |
\ /^\ \ ,' ,'
\ \ ,' ,'
/ ~-.___\.-' ,'
/ .______.- ~ \
/ /' \ \ WELL TWO SPIES I GUESS
\./ \/'
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#4044: KENNY G. VS. PRINCE
topical
,-"""""--,-"") (""-,--"""""-. KENNY G. VS. PRINCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:| \; '| |' :/ |: CAREFULLY FOLLOWING EVERY LITTLE
;| :",_,: : "\| `-|;" : :,_,": |; DETAIL OF THIS IMPORTANT STORY
ctr |_|| |_| J L |_| ||_| !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 DIARRHEA
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#4046: LEBRON JAMES
topical
\| ...
-:. //||\\ _.
`::::' Q Q ``::::::+.
._"__.' \
____ `==' _._
.' `
.' .:- .-. `
.' '.') ' _` /||.
__.--|_.' ' : ( \/' /\\
/,=-U' ' : `. `. /U
' ' . ( -._.---"
....-----( ' . ` -.
) .:\:::\ '`. ` ` .' VERY EXCITING !!!!!!! A WHOLE
_ ( .:::::::::....--`--..-' \ HOUR SHOW TO FIND OUT WHAT
( ``-.\:::'' \ \ TEAM LEBRON JAMES IS GOING TO
\\ ""\\-' `..:.\ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
`:-=/) `(::)
` .:::/
a:f_______________________________ |::/ _________
______... .."\\/
.......------"""""" __.. . \\ -. _ . NOBODY GIVES A FUCKING SHIT
__..--'' .-' `+ () `-'
__..---""" ..........|_ `-. .
'' ....:::::::::::::.\.' ) .
.-' ````::::::''''.""" .
.-' . .
. .
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#4049: FILMING DAY
topical, youtube
___ ____ ________
,"_ ,`==='`.'__....__`--.
,',' | ,o@@@@@@@@@@o. \ TODAY'S FILMING DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
, /___| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@b \
|| "| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@b|
|| ()|| ,@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@:
|| , || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
||(|)|| '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@//D
|| ' || '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/@P
|| , || `@@@@@@@@@@@@/@'|
||(|)|| CCD `@@@@@@@@@@' |
|| ' | '----------'"""""_, |
|| , |`. S O N Y | | BE SURE TO MAKE VIDEOS OF ALL YOUR FUCKING
:|(|)| | | |
`| '| ::............:: , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DOGSHIT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
|\__| ::::::::::::::::----"
: '::::::::::::::'
\ ; Bob_R
`---------------"
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#4051: DR. DRE 7
dr. dre, topical, windows
_ _
//\ /\\
// \______ / \\ FINALLY
// / \ \\
// / \ \\ DR. DRE FINALLY GIVES HIS
// / sSSSs \ \\ ENDORSEMENT TO WINDOWS 7
//_ / sSSSsSs \ _\\
//`_\ Ss. . s /_,\\
// \` Ss\ _ /Ss , / \\
// / \ \sSs_) (_sSs/ / \ \\
// / \_|_ \ / _|_/ \ \\
\\ / sS\ _^_ /ss \ //
\\/ ) ( \//
`==========================='
drx/ejm
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#4120: WYCLEF JEAN'S HAITI PRESIDENTIAL RUN
haiti, topical, wyclef jean
___ __
(_ ( . ) )__ '. \ : / .'
'(___(_____) __ '. \ : / .'
/. _\ '. \ : / .'
.--.|/_/__ -----____ _ _____-----
_______________''.--o/___ \_______________(_)___________
~ /.'o|_o '.| ~ ~ ~
~ |/ |_| ~' ~
' ~ |_| ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ |_|O ~ ~
~ ___|_||_____ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ .'':. .|_|A:. ..::''.
/:. .:::|_|.\ .:. :.:\ ~
~ :..:. .:. .::..: .: ..:. ~ ~ ~
\.: .: :. .: ..:: .lcf/
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
POOR WYCLEF JEAN
HOSPITALIZED FOR "STRESS" AND "FATIGUE"
IT'S REALLY A PITY THAT HE CAN'T RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF HAITI
SINCE HE DOESN'T MEET THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RESIDENCY REQUIREMENTS
BUT YOU KNOW MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE CHECKED THAT
BEFORE ANNOUNCING HE WAS RUNNING
HERE'S MY ADVICE, MR. JEAN:
NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO ANNOUNCE SOMETHING, STEP ONE:
OPEN A FUCKING BOOK
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#4128: COLUMBUS DAY
topical
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\\\// *******
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,,,,,,,,,,,//||||\,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,o==o
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
IT'S COLUMBUS DAY BUT THE GARDENERS ARE OUTSIDE MOWING THE LAWN ANYWAY
WEIRD
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topical
O
/\_ MORE LIKE QUANTITATIVE ***PLEASING***
/_ `\D
,===/ ||
/___/__ |_\
(o) (o) dp
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#4225: TUNISIA
topical
___________
/ | | |
,' ,' \/',_ __
,'__/ | ',| "'-,,,,,,,
,/ _|', | | \
| | |', \ | \
|__| | ', ', | \
/ | ', ,_"""""---'-_,'______\
/ | ',,_-'" | | ',
|_________| | / | / ',,'""""|
|__ | ,____/ | _| / |___ /
'\___| ,'_,'|_,-,_______| | / , '/
\,' _', _/ ,, ,',| | \ | '" ,'
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' ,' ', | ||||| __ ,' _|_ ,' | |""---/
' ,"""','"""""" | / \"""| /
|_____|_ __''" \ |
| | / """""" | \ /
\ / | | /
\--' | /
| \__ _|__ |
| |__ | ',,,|
| |____| / |
/ _| ,,'_ |
|__________|___,' ,,' /
\ ---' \,/ ,'
\ | ,,,' \_/ I GUESS MAYBE NOW
| |_,'' |/ IS NOT THE BEST TIME
| | []_| TO VACATION IN TUNISIA
\___' /
\ __,'
\_____/FW
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#4230: CIVILITY
topical
FOLKS I THINK RECENT EVENTS
REALLY INDICATE THAT WE SHOULD
INCREASE THE AMOUNT OF CIVILITY
IN CONTEMPORARY PUBLIC DISCOURSE
_
/\) _
_ / / (/\
/\) ( Y) \ \
/ / "" (Y )
( Y) _ ""
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(Y ) / /
"" ( Y)
"" Krogg
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#4239: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE ONION
conspiracy duck*, onion, topical
..
c='o|\ _.-7
cwz ,-( | | |/ o< THE MOTHERFUCKING ONION IS RIPPING OFF MY JOKES
`-.-' (o)-(o)
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#4260: STROKE ON CAMERA
topical
o
o /
\ /
\ /
\ /
+--------------v-------------+
| __________________ @ | HA HA, LAUGHING AT THE PRETTY REPORTER
| / , ooo \ | HAVING A STROKE WHILE ON CAMERA
| | ---=====|#O#### | (\) |
| | ` \ ) | | WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN'T A STROKE
| | ,;`, | | | (-) | BUT RATHER JUST A "COMPLEX MIGRAINE"
| | // o ', | | | |
| \ ' o \ /, | | / :|||: | WELL FUCK THAT THEN IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
| -ooo-------------- :|||: |
+----------------------------+ UNF UNF UNF
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#4271: CHARLIE SHEEN
charlie sheen, topical
,-----. PLEASE CLICK >>> HERE <<< FOR ALL THE LATEST ON CHARLIE SHEEN
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\ {} '.
\ \/ V '.
\ || | '._ _,cmmmnc,_
\___68FS___\'-._=----+- _______________,.-=:3H)###C-- `c._
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|: _.'` '| / \.: . .-`""`
`'"' `--' \: ._.-'
dew }_`============>-
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#4275: WATSON
jeopardy, topical
'
' '
' ' ' ' '
' \ ' / '
' . .-"```"-. . ' HERP DERP WHAT IS TORONTO
\`-._.-`/
- - = \\ | // = - -
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jgs . ' \|/ ' .
. ' ` ' .
. / . \ .
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topical
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.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BW/WS
I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE MIDDLE EASTERN PROTESTS COME
FULL CIRCLE AND THEN THEY JUST START UP AGAIN IN TUNISIA
AND THEY DEMAND THAT INDIANA JONES BECOMES THEIR
PRESIDENT
GET IT TUNIS WAS MENTIONED IN RADIERS OF THE LAST ARK
OKAY FINE
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#4294: MILLISIEVERT
topical, tsunami
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#|L L###% %E%E%.
## < ' ,#%# %E%E%EE%%
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| | / | ## | | /%EEEE%EE%%EEEEEE
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| | / / ##% | \ | .Y
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#4299: APRIL FOOL'S DAY 2011
topical
_\@)_ ___
/`\ .' -,'-.__,@
/ | `).-' WHIPPING MY DICK OUT
_/ _\V^V^V^V/_
| /\ .=// ^.^ \\=.
/\ / .'/| ._. |\'.
/ /-`. _\___/_ APRIL FOOL'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
|/\/\ _@->` _ `<-@._
\ \.' @-'`\( `'-,@ '-.
\ , @ , _.- `\
\ .'| : |` /'. _.' LEAVING MY DICK OUT
`"` \ : / /`\_| @
@_ _.'`""""""`'-\_\.--;`
`-.` /, `, .-'
_.@--; .-'| '. ;-._;@
jgs .' @' _.'. `@ \
| _.-'` '-. \
'-._ `-._n_ ) |
`'-._ ) `-,.' /
u-'--;`@ .'
| /
,\ /,
)\.'/ IGNORING THE APPROACHING SIRENS
/ (
\_.. '._.@
`-.-'
|
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#4362: RANDY SAVAGE'S LAST THOUGHTS
topical
,----------------------.
| SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM |
`-------,--------------'
_____________/__________
/' / `\
/ ,ssssssssssosssssssssss. \
/ dSSSSSSSSSS/|\SSSSSSSSSSSb \
/ dSSP' p / \ q `?SSb \
/ dSSP /V\ /V\ ?SSb \
/ dSSP /"\ /"\ ?SSb \
/ dSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssSSSb \ HURRRRK GURRRF HEART ATTACK
/ dSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSb \ SCREECH CRASH CAR ACCIDENT
/ \
`-------------------------------------------'
pb
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#4365: PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
election 2012, topical
.
\ | /
_\|/_
.' ' ' '. ___
_.|.--.--.|.___.--'___`-.
.'.'|| | ||`----'"` ``'`
.'.' ||()|()||
.___..-'.' / \ I HEREBY ANNOUNCE MY CANDIDACY FOR
`----'"` / .-. \ THE OFFICE OF PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
(.'.(___).'.)
`.__.-.__.'
jgs |_| |_| OOPS NEVER MIND I TOOK A NICE BIG DUMP
`.`-'.' SO I HEREBY OFFICIALLY WITHDRAW MY CANDIDACY
`"`
|
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#4372: I'D STILL HIT IT
duke nukem, topical
DEAR MRS. CONGRESSWOMAN GABRIELLE GIFFORDS,
HELL, I'D STILL HIT IT
SINCERELY, DUKE NUKEM
(()))
/|x x|
/\( - )
___.-._/\/
/=`_'-'-'/ !!
|-{-_-_-} !
(-{-_-_-} !
\{_-_-_} !
}-_-_-}
{-_|-_}
{-_|_-}
{_-|-_}
{_-|-_} ZOT
____%%@ @%%_______
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#4382: JACKASS
topical
. ..
__..---/______//-----. (( )
.".--.```| - /.--. =: ( VROOM! ))
(.: {} :__L______: {} :__; __--( __- -_= )
*--* *--* jnh
NOW THAT I HAVE THE CONCH I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE SOMETHING
I SUGGEST AN OFFICIAL DAY OF MOURNING OVER THE UNTIMELY AND
TRAGIC DEATH OF JACKASS STAR BAM MARGERA
OR WHICHEVER ONE OF THOSE FUCKING STUPID TWATS INEVITABLY
KILLED HIMSELF (AND SOMEONE ELSE) DUE TO GROSS INCOMPETENCE
FUCK THEM ALL IN THEIR FUCKING STUPID BALL-PUNCHING
MANSLAUGHTER-COMMITTING NECKS
OKAY WHO WANTS THE CONCH NEXT
|
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#4391: THROUGH THE WORMHOLE
obama, topical
________________________________
/ "-_
/ . | . \
/ : \ | / : \
/ '-___-' \
/_________________________________________ \
_______| |________________________--""-L
/ F J \
/ F J L
/ :' ': F
/ '-___-' /
/_________________________________________--" HS
THROUGH THE WORMHOLE WITH THE BLACK DUDE
THAT WAS PRESIDENT BEFORE THE ACTUAL
BLACK DUDE PRESIDENT BECAME PRESIDENT
IF YOU FOLLOW WHAT I MEAN
WAIT I'VE GOTTEN MYSELF CONFUSED WHO'S
FUCKING UP THESE CUE CARDS
|
|
#4393: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, USA
topical
__ HAPPY BIRTHDAY USA
) `"""";._/}
| ' / BE SURE TO GET HOME AT A REASONABLE HOUR
\ |
jgs '--. .-.\ DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
` `
AND DON'T DO ANY FAGGOT SHIT
|
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#4398: SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS
space shuttle, topical
^
< > COUNTDOWN TO THE LAUNCH OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS
| |
| | THREE
| |
" | ^ | " TWO
| || | | || |
| || ( ) || | (EXPLODE)
|_|| "_" ||_|
| ||/"_"\|| | TWO
|_|/ "_" \|_|
| / "_" _\ |
|<___"|"___>|
| | ^^^ | |
/_\ /_\
/|||\ """ /|||\
/|||||\ /|||||\ JD
|
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#4411: CARMAGEDDON
topical
_____
_/__|_,\__ _O
|,-.___,-. ) _____ _o' @ __ (`
( O ) ( O ) _/__|_,\__ /` __( `> ____|_,\_ |>
,`-'/_~`-'/) |,-.___,-._) /> )-.)/\-. |,-.___,-.| ,|.
`===---===-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' Shimrod
OH MY GOD IT'S ***CARMAGEDDON*** !!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
WAIT IS IT ALREADY TOO LATE TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THIS
|
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#4415: SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS II
space shuttle, topical
^
< >
| | WE WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND OUR HEARTFELT SYMPATHIES
| | TO THE CREW OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS
| | AND OUR HEARTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE FAMILIES
" | ^ | " OF ALL THE VICTIMS OF THIS TRAGIC ACCIDENT
| || | | || |
| || ( ) || | SPACE EXPLORATION IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
|_|| "_" ||_| BUT RATHER FOR THE BRAVE
| ||/"_"\|| |
|_|/ "_" \|_| WAIT IT LANDED SAFELY ?????
| / "_" _\ |
|<___"|"___>| NEVER MIND FUCK YOU GUYS THEN WHAT A SHITTY ENDING
| | ^^^ | |
JD /_\ /_\
/|||\ """ /|||\
/|||||\ /|||||\
|
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#4419: PLUTO'S FOURTH MOON
pluto, topical
::: =, ; TURNS OUT PLUTO HAS
;;=;;=== M A FOURTH MOON
,=YVRMBBMMR=, :i=
:iVRRMMMMMMBMMM :=; ==;====== WHAT A FAGGOT
=tYMMMMMMBBMMM;=Y ,::;==iMMMMMMMMMM
;tYVBBMMVMMMM =; .,,,::;;=YVBBMMMMMMMMM
;tYVVYRMMM;=ti ...,,,;::==iMVMMMMMMMMMMMM
,=tYRBM;;tVB, ...., ,::;====YVBMMMMMMMMMM
.. ,=t =tYVRB, .....,,,,=:;:;;i=VYMMRMMMMMMMM
;;.. ,===iYVVRY .....,,,;,,,,,:;;==t=RBMMMMMMMMM
:;;:;=;,... .......,,,,,,,,,:;;==Y=tYMMMMMMMM
;.,:,..... ....,,,,,,,,,,,,,:;;;==YYMRMMMMMM;
....... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;=YtVBMMMMM
;t ... .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;i=RiRMMMMM
,=.. .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::;;=iYBBMM
.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,::;;;;tVB
:VMM .,,,,,,,,,,,,:,,,::;;=
,;VBM .,,,,,,,,,,,,,:,::
,,== `,,,,,,, WT
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#4427: RED FACTION: ARMAGEDDON
topical
_____
\"_ _"/
|(>)-(<)|
../ " O " \..
sjw----""(((:-.,_,.-:)))""--------
IT'S OFFICIAL !!!!!!!!111
RED FACTION FRANCHISE DEAD
SEE LIVE AUTOPSY BY PLAYING
RED FACTION: ARMAGEDDON
|
|
#4442: MARINE CORPS BALL
topical
.~""~.,--. |
> :::i_, ~; |
mmn <, ?::j~?`_{} |
(_) l_ fl_ f {} |
\ `. ,__}--{_/_l___. |
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} | |-'/ |
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l j | \
}==I===I={~( \
f. 1( ) \
| } }` `. \
| ' { ) ) \
} f |( `\ \
| | | ) )
| | |. ( `.
| | ,l ) `. ) I'M GOING FOLLOW MARINE SGT
/{ | \ ( `\ SCOTT MOORE'S LEAD AND ASK
('| |\ \ ; `. ) JANE FONDA TO ACCOMPANY ME
(;!| |`\ \ ',' ) TO THE MARINE CORPS BALL
YX| |XX\ \XXXXXY
!____j_) \__,'> _) IMAGINE THE HILARITY
,_.'`--('Y,_' ,^' /`! THAT WOULD UNSUE
mab L___-__J L_,'`--'
|
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#4451: HURRICANE IRENE
topical
\ /
\ / I BEAT OFF IN MALAYSIA AND
.--.().--. THEN IT TURNS INTO HURRICANE IRENE
{\_o( )o_/}
{/_/\/\_\} WAIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY FLAP MY WINGS
\/ \/ NOT BEAT OFF
Dana ,/ \,
(/ \) WELL FUCK THIS SCRIPT I'M AD-LIBBING
|
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#4487: RAGE RELEASE DATE
id software, rage, topical
_..._
,' `.
,' `.
,' _ ,-. `.
| (_) `-' | THIS IS THE NEW ID SOFTWARE GAME "RAGE"
| > |
| ,----. |
| /,-""-.\ |
`. |/ " ,'
`. ,'
`._____,' Krogg
|
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#4488: STEVE JOBS
steve jobs, topical, wikipedia
.:'
__ :'__ I DON'T THINK STEVE JOBS' MIDDLE NAME
.'`__`-'__``. WAS LITERALLY "FAGGOT"
:__________.-'
:_________: WHY DO I EVER TRUST WIKIPEDIA
:_________`-;
jgs `.__.-.__.'
|
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#4591: WIKIPEDIA BLACKOUT
topical, wikipedia
.-""""- WIKIPEDIA BLACKOUT !!!!!!11
F .-'
F J FOR 24 HOURS THE WORLD
I I WILL BE SMARTER
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#4595: CRUISE SHIP
topical
_____|\
_.--| SSt |: THIS IS AN EXACT REPLICA OF THE
<____|.----|| COSTA CONCORDIA WHICH CRASHED
.---''---,
;..__..' _...
,'/ ;|/..--'' \
,'_/.-/': :
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_,' |;._:: | | | | `| : `'
,' `. / |`-:_ ; | | | : \
`--. ) /|-._: : | \ \ NOW YOU CAN SEE WHY
/ / :_| ;`-._; __..--'; : : THIS TRAGEDY WAS INEVITABLE
/ ( ;|;-./_ _/.-:'o | / ' |
/ , \._/_/_./--''/_|:|___|_,' |
: / `'-'--'----'---------' |
| : O ._O O_. O ._O O_. ; ;
: `. // // // // ,' /
~~~`.______//____//____//____//_______,'~
// //~ // //
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~ / / / / / / / / ~ ~~
~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~
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#4610: SUPER WORLD SERIES XLVI
football, topical
__
.-'||'-.
.' || '. YAY THE TOPEKA RED WINGS WIN
/ __||__ \ THE SUPER WORLD SERIES
| /`- -`\ |
| | 6 6 | |
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jgs ; (__|| ||__) ;
; ___\ /___ ;
'. ---/-=..=-\--- .'
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#4642: KONY 2012
joseph kony, topical
___________
/ | | |
,' ,' \/',_ __
,'__/ | ',| "'-,,,,,,,
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/ | ',,_-'" | | ',
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\ / | | /
\--' | /
| \__ _|__ |
| |__ | ',,,| BOY THESE BRACELETS AND
| |____| / | PINS AND BUMPER STICKERS
/ _| ,,'_ | AND BROCHURES SURE DO
|__________|___,' ,,' / BUY A LOT OF SENSEO BRAND
\ ---' \,/ ,' COFFEE PODS AND INDIE CDS
\ | ,,,' \_/
| |_,'' |/
| | []_|
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\ __,'
\_____/ FW
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#4672: HANGIN' WITH JESUS: PART FIVE
hangin with jesus*, topical
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|_.-'-._|
\ _'_ / TIME TO LET ME DOWN FOR EASTER
|; -:- | SO I CAN PUT SOME COOKIES IN MY OVEN
|| -.- \
|; .\ SINCE I'M JEWISH IT'S TECHNICALLY
/ `'\'`\-; A "JEW OVEN"
;` '. `_/
|,`-._; .; ALRIGHT QUIT MAKING STUPID JOKES AND
`;\ `.-'-; UNNAIL ME, I'M DYING FOR A SHOWER TOO
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#4695: MAY DAY
communism, topical
/,,
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\,'
/`'`\
, HAPPY COMMIE DAY !!!!!!!!
,@,
,@@@, USEFUL IDIOTS SLAUGHTERED:
,@@@@@, ONE HUNDRED MILLION AND COUNTING
`@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@`
`@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@`
DR `@@@@@@@@@@@`
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topical
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(`` _,-\ \ --`````````|--`
>-`_,-`\,-` , |
<`_,' , /\ / $905,186 SURE BUYS A LOT OF BIG DICE
` \/\,-/ `/ \/`\_/V\_/
( ._. ) ( .__. )
| | | |
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Zeus ooOO(_) (_)OOoo
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#4736: RAY BRADBURY'S TRANSIT
topical
.,
O~.~
(/\~~ DID YOU HEAR THAT RAY BRADBURY DIED
)J WHILE ATTEMPTING TO TRANSIT THE SUN
_.|)._
.-'. ;) .`-.
\.\ ' ` './
'--..--'
kOs
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#4759: MASS EFFECT: EXTENDED CUT
mass effect, topical
_.,_
,-'.' .`-,
;; '. ' `. ;` - _ I DOWNLOADED AND PLAYED
_,-; ' ; `. ,% .-, - MASS EFFECT: EXTENDED CUT
,_.,-'` ';; ; : ;%' | | \ SO I COULD BE MAD
___ _._,-`'\ `'-`' _.,' `. ) ALL OVER AGAIN
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mic
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#4760: LOST TOOLBAGS
nasa, topical
________________________
| |
| o o o |
| o= o. .. | OH SHIT THEY'RE ABOUT TO PUT A WOMAN IN
| . : . \\. | COMMAND OF THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION
| o . o . . oo |
| o-.\//. :o. |
| ,,, o'\o. o . =o |
| "o0". o .=o\_//o o |
| ' -," \ / o |
| ,` -. | | |
|/\/| \\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\|
| / , `-, {\/} \ |
| '-, \,-' /0o\-_/; |
| / \ \ \''/:::: | THIS IS GOING TO MEAN A LOT MORE
| '"|^\"` '-==::::; | LOST TOOLBAGS IN LOW EARTH ORBIT
| d d || || Na|
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#4779: DARK NIGHT RISES SHOOTING
topical
..______....__________,____,,,.
`'------- ';;-..-----.-. | OH MY GOD GUNS ARE BAD BLAH BLAH BLAH
; ;; ;; '-''-.__,' SAME SHIT RECYCLED OVER AND OVER AGAIN
', ,;' '
CB ''''
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#4804: MATH OR MATHS
topical, twitter
_ _ _ _
//|\ //|\ //|\ //|\
c_"/ c_"/ c_"/ c_"/
__/\__ /\__ /\ /\
/ \ /\ \ /\/\ /\/\
/____\ /____\ /____\ /____\
S-v /l ll l\ ll
LET'S HAVE AN APPARENTLY SERIOUS CHILDISH SLAPFIGHT ON TWITTER
ABOUT WHETHER IT SHOULD BE WRITTEN "MATH" OR "MATHS" (APPARENTLY
COMPLETELY IGNORANT OF THE CONVENTIONS BETWEEN COUNTRIES AND
HOW UTTERLY FUCKING BORING THIS TOPIC IS)
MEANWHILE LET'S STILL PRETEND LIKE WE'RE ACTUALLY SERIOUS PEOPLE
WRITING SERIOUS BOOKS ABOUT SERIOUS TOPICS ON PHYSICS AND SCIENCE
WHILE BEING TOO STUPID TO ACTUALLY NOT REALIZE THIS IS POINTLESS
NEXT UP: ALUMINUM OR ALUMINIUM !?!?!?!?? TWITTERFIGHT !!!!!1!!11!
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#4806: CURIOSITY
nasa, topical
. .
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____^/\___^--____/\____O______________/\/\---/\___________---______________
/\^ ^ ^ ^ ^^ ^ '\ ^ ^ ---
-- - -- - - --- __ ^
-- __ ___-- ^ ^ -- __ RC
FOLKS WE JUST LANDED A PROBE ON MARS !!!!!! ISN'T THAT EXCITING ?!?!?!
I GUESS IT WOULD BE IF WE HADN'T DONE IT AT LEAST FIVE TIMES BEFORE
BUT IT'S A ***DIFFERENT*** PROBE AND WE DID IT ***DIFFERENTLY*** !!!11
DIARRHEA
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#4875: THE SPACE BALLOON
topical
,-""""-.
,' _ `. FOLKS OUR SOCIETY IS SO SERIOUS ABOUT EXPLORING SPACE
/ )_) \ THAT I JUMPED OUT OF A FUCKING BALLOON
: :
\ / YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU HEARD ME: A FUCKING BALLOON
\ /
`. ,'
`. ,' I SET A WORLD RECORD: MOST DEPRESSING VAGUELY
`.,' SPACE-RELATED EVENT GIVEN THE FACT THAT WE'VE
hjw /\`. ,-._ ALREADY LANDED ON THE FUCKING MOON
`-'
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#4885: FOUR MORE YEARS
election 2012, topical
,-'"-, MORE LIKE FOUR MORE *EARS*
('; ;
.) , GET IT
. ;
'-' I DIDN'T GET THE MEMO IS IT OKAY TO MAKE FUN OF OBAMA YET
Phil
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#4886: HURRICANE SANDY
topical
m " m" " m m
" m " "m " " "m m m
" m " " " "m" " " "m m
m m m " " " " " "m"m"m"m"m"m
" m " " "m"m" "m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m I HOPE THOSE NEW YORKERS DON'T MESS UP
"m"m m"m" "m m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m$"m THE SUPERDOME AGAIN AFTER SANDY
$ " "m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m"m$" $m
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$ $"m"m"m"m$" m"m" "m
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$ $ $ $" m"m" "m
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#4896: THANKSGIVING
topical
.-"""""""-.
{ _____}---. .-. I HOPE WE'RE ALL LOOKING FORWARD TO THANKSGIVING !!!
{ / ( o\
{ / \ \V THAT'S THE TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN WE GIVE THANKS
{ | _\ \. TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST FOR NOT BEING
{ | / '-' \ JEWISH AND SO WE CAN TOTALLY EAT TURKEY
{___\ /\______/ __/
~~/ / /____// JUST ONE MORE AWESOME THING THAT JEWISH FOLKS ARE
'--'\___/ \___/ PROSCRIBED FROM PARTAKING IN
'\_ \_
_Dana'97_ /\ /\ CHRISTIANITY RULES !!!!11111111111111111111111111111
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#5020: DONGLES
dickwolves, topical
/^\ /^\
| \ / |
||\ \../ /|| DONGLES ARE THE NEW DICKWOLVES
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#5021: MICHIO KAKU
topical
. _ .-..
( `' ; .( ; ;
.-`()'.;(_.{}:'
`..'`,' / ' ;.)
`-'\ / `-' NEWSFLASH: MICHIO KAKU STILL A FLOWERY BULLSHIT ARTIST
X
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topical
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| /`- -`\ |
| | 6 6 | | WELP I MADE IT TO THE NFL !!!!!
\/\____7___/\/
.--------:\:I:II:I:/;--------. TIME TO FUCKING MURDER PEOPLE
/ \`:I::I:`/ \
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| , __ _____ , |
|======| / / / _ \ |======|
|======| / /__ \ <_> / |======|
|~~~~~| | <_> \/ <_> \ |~~~~~|
| |\ \____/\_____/ /| |
\ \| |/ /
`\ \ _ _.-=""=-._ _ / /'
`\ '`_)\\-++++-//(_`' /'
jgs ; (__|| ||__) ;
; ___\ /___ ;
'. ---/-=..=-\--- .'
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#5120: SUPREME COURT RULING
topical
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,`/ |\ FINALLY TAP DANCERS CAN MARRY WITHOUT HARRASSMENT
/ `/ |
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#5155: HELLO NSA
topical
_ _
| |------------| |
.-'| | | |`-.
.' | | | | `. HELLO NSA !!!!!!!!!111111
.-' \ \ / / `-.
.' _.| |--------| |._ `. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET IT BECAUSE
/ -. .' | | | | `. .- \
/ `( | |________| | )' \ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA STILL LAUGHING
| \ .i------------i. / | AT MY NSA JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
| .-')/ \(`-. |
\ _.-'.-'/ ________ \`-.`-._ / IT'S FRESH AND TOPICAL AND
\.-'_.-' / .-' ______ `-. \ `-._`-./\ ONLY ALREADY BEEN MADE THREE
`-' / .' .-' _ _`-. `. \ `-' \\ MILLION TIMES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
| .' .' _ (3) (2) _`. `. | //
/ / / (4) ___ (1)_\ \ \ \\ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
| | | _ ,' `.==' `| | | //
| | | (5) | B.T.| (O) | | | // STOMP ON MY NECK UNTIL THERE
| | | _ `.___.' _ | | | \\ ARE NO FURTHER SIGNS OF LIFE
| \ \ (6) _ _ (9) / / | //
/ `. `. (7) (8) .' .' \ \\
/ `. `-.______.-' .' \ //
/ `-.________.-' \ __//
| |--'
|================================|hjw
"--------------------------------"
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#5196: THE LESSON OF THE PENNY ARCADE FIASCO
dickwolves, penny arcade, topical
DO NOT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT
,---'.
C.^o^| DO NOT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT
(_,-_)
,--`|-. DO NOT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT
|\ ]\__n_
||` '---E/ DO NOT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT
Ojo98
DO NOT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT
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#5208: TWIX COMMERCIAL
topical
o oo
o o o
___o o o I REALLY APPRECIATE THE DEPTH AND INTELLIGENCE
/`._;o o OF THIS LATEST TWIX COMMERCIAL
| / o
;_ |
`-' jg
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#5213: GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN
shutdown, topical
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` ' `' ' `' `
___ ___
.d9969b d6966b.
d66b'e( )a`d99b THIS GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN
`d9p _/ \_ q6b' BROUGHT TO YOU
__/ (__ __) \__ _ BY THESE TWO HOT TWINS
/ \_/ / \_/ {_)
/ / \ WHOEVER SAID ASTROLOGY WASN'T USEFUL ??///
\ \__ / /\ _\ \
\____j`-. ).--|___/ hjw
`-' '--'
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#5225: REASON FOR NON-PARTICIPATION
shutdown, topical
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.:::::::. `"-._.-''.
, /:::::::::\ ': \ _._
\:-::::::::::::\ :. | /|.-' /:::\
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|:::| `-::::\ `|::::/::/
jgs |:::| \:::\ \:::/::/
/:::/ \:::\ \:/\:/
(_::/ \:::;__ \\_\\___
(_:/ \::):):)\:::):):)
`" `""""` `""""""`
BECAUSE OF THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN I'VE STOPPED GETTING ERECTIONS
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playstation, topical
________________ PS4 !!!!!!!!111 PS4 !!!!!!111 PS4 !!!!!!1111
SgH | |," `.| |
| / SONY \ | MAYBE NOW THAT I BOUGHT ONE SOMEONE WILL LOVE ME
| | | |
|O _\ /> /_ | ___ _
|_(_)'.____.'(_)_| (")__(")
[___|[=]__[=]|___] // \\
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john f. kennedy, topical
..... ..
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..::::XX:XXXXXX:XXXX:'::':XXXXX:: ABOUT JFK ALREADY
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...:X'.'XXXXXXXXX.XXXXXXXXXXXX'XXX:.
....:X.:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX:'XXXX: HE'S DEAD
...."X.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"""'' :XXXXXX: AND HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR
...::'"""''''"'""""''' :XXXXXX: A FUCKING LONG TIME NOW
..:.:..... .:XXXXX:
:..::..... :'XXXXX:
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::'''' .:XXXXX AND GET THE FUCK OVER IT
. ....,, ...... :XXXXX
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#5310: POLAR VORTEX
topical
`-.___________,-._______,-"~-.
\ SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT
,~``'`'c; \ THE GODDAMN WEATHER ALREADY
,{ {~\ " )
`,}`;} `^ /;
~` ~` / [
/ {`)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-='"'"-~`;-._ __,~` ;/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ / \ `-~`-,_____> / }~~~~~~~~,=-<7\~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~ \ \ / \~~~~~~~/ / (~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` \ '~~~~~~~~~~~~` ~ ' ~~~~~~
dew
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#5333: STATE OF THE UNION
myfreecams, obama, topical
/\ ,
{Oo\{o\ .=. OKAY I'VE GOT THE STATE OF THE UNION IN ONE WINDOW
{o: \:.\ / \ AND MYFREECAMS IN THE OTHER
{O:' \:.-'_.-\_)____
{o:. /`~('-./-----.\ I'M CURRENTLY UNABLE TO TELL WHICH ONE IS
}o: // /| `/\ FAILING TO GIVE ME AN ERECTION
{O:'// /-' /\/\
}o-/( <___ \'/ /\/\/\ ON THE ONE HAND, OBAMA LATELY GIVES DRONING AND
/o./ ;--._)====* -\/\/\/ EASILY FORGOTTABLE SPEECHES PLUS THE STATE
`"`\ \ /.\ `""` OF THE UNION IS THE MOST BORING OF ALL
\ \ POSSIBLE PRESIDENTIAL SPEECHES
\ \
jgs /`\ ) ON THE OTHER, THIS CAMGIRL IS SINGING
|/| | AND SINGING BADLY AT THAT
_// \|
| / || BUT THEN AGAIN THE WAY SHE MOUNTED THE
|/ / | DILDO BELOW THE CAMERA TO SIMULATE A
`\| FIRST-PERSON EXPERIENCE WAS VERY PRESIDENTIAL
'
SO EH I DON'T KNOW IT'S A WASH
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#5337: NEWLY CHRISTENED
super bowl, topical
.
____/_
\== .'__===_| WELCOME TO S.S. DIPSHIT
\_ _ _ /"---' \/
|_|_|_|_\_______\______
`.==-------------------|_ I MEAN YAY SUPER BOWL MAY THE BEST TEAM WIN
LGB `.___________________/
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#5338: SUPER BOWL LETDOWN
super bowl, topical
@@@@@@@@
@@@ \| \ NOOOO !!!! THE ${FILL_IN_WINNING_SPORTS_TEAM}S
@@@@@ (*) (*) WON !!!!!!!1111 HOW COULD THE ${COMPETITOR}S
@@@@@@ \ \ HAVE LET THAT HAPPEN ?!?!?!?!/1/1/1/1/
@@@@@@ __) )
@@@@@@ ________( _ | |
@@@@@@ /|/|/|/|/ | ' |__|
@@@@@ | A |_|| _ | |
@@@@@ | /| /| /| |_| | |
ejm97 @@ \/_|/_|/_| | |
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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT
carl sagan, cosmos, topical
. .
+ : .
: _ I THOUGHT THE COSMOS REMAKE WAS OKAY EXCEPT
. ! ' (_) I FOUND THE FOUR-MINUTE SEQUENCE AT THE END
,|.' WHERE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON RECOUNTED HOW
- -- ---(-O-`--- -- - CARL SAGAN TRIED TO MOLEST HIM IN ITHACA
,`|'`. REALLY OVERWROUGHT AND DEPRESSING
, ! .
: : "
. --+--
.: . !
O!o
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