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#353: FRUIT BAT

Sun, 2000 Jun 11

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#718: GOT THE FEVER

Mon, 2001 Jun 11

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         I'VE GOT THE FEVER FOR THE FLAVOR OF A CRACKER        

#1083: SHOULD REALLY LEARN

Tue, 2002 Jun 11

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#1448: THE IROQUIS LESSON

Wed, 2003 Jun 11

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#1814: WEARABLE COMPUTER

Fri, 2004 Jun 11

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#2179: CIVIL PROTECTION

Sat, 2005 Jun 11

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#2544: DAVE NAVARRO WE HARDLY KNEW YE

Sun, 2006 Jun 11

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#2909: MARGARITAS

Mon, 2007 Jun 11

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#3275: THERE CAN ONLY BE WHAT

Wed, 2008 Jun 11

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#3640: THE OBVIOUS

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#4005: I THINK THEREFORE I

Fri, 2010 Jun 11

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  y//        WAIT WHAT WAS THAT A TRAIN WHIST--
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#4370: ALLY MCBEAL

Sat, 2011 Jun 11

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       Alyssa                                  

#4736: RAY BRADBURY'S TRANSIT

Mon, 2012 Jun 11

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    (/\~~     DID YOU HEAR THAT RAY BRADBURY DIED
     )J       WHILE ATTEMPTING TO TRANSIT THE SUN
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#5101: PARAGRAPHS

Tue, 2013 Jun 11

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\               \            \      I LIKE TO CALL PARAGRAPHS "GRAFS"
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   \               \            \   ALSO: I'M A LAZY FUCKING SHITCOCK
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