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#3: JACK MCCOY

Sun, 1999 Jun 27

law and order, logo

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 .8'     `888.   888     d88'  .8'     `888. 
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      JACK MCCOY IS INDICTING YOU FOR        
      DICKLICKING IN THE FIRST DEGREE        

#369: ONE OF THESE DAYS

Tue, 2000 Jun 27

dean

    ^^      .-=-=-=-.  ^^                                               
^^        (`-=-=-=-=-`)         ^^                                      
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  ^^   (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`)   ^^                            ^^           
      ( `-=-=-=-(@)-=-=-` )      ^^                          \          
      (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`)  ^^                               I MISS KIM
      (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`)              ^^                             
      (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`)                      ^^                     
      (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`)  ^^                    \                    
       (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-`)          ^^         SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH  
        (`-=-=-=-=-=-=-`)  ^^                 ^^                        
          (`-=-=-=-=-`)                         \                       
           `-=-=-=-=-`             JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS UP WITH THIS GUY
                                                                        
               ^^                                                       
                 \                                                      
             ONE OF THESE FUCKING DAYS                                  

#734: FELIX THE FAG

Wed, 2001 Jun 27

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#1099: THE MOUSE SPEAKS

Thu, 2002 Jun 27

everybody loves raymond

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                 "`--'"""""""""``--..   PK   ,,'       
                                     ""`---'"          
                                                       
          IF I COULD BE SERIOUS FOR A MINUTE FOLKS !!! 
          DOES ANYONE ON THIS GREAT BLUE MARBLE WE CALL
          PLANET EARTH FUCKING LIKE THAT PIECE OF SHIT 
          EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND SHOW ??????????????? 
          NOBODY ????????? THOUGHT SO                  

#1464: HUGELY DEFORMED

Fri, 2003 Jun 27

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           _.'  /  -.    .                                       
         .'   .'_    `-.  '-._                                   
       .'    /    \     `-.   '-.                                
       |    <       \      `.    |    WE'RE CLEARLY THE VICTIM OF
       |     \      |   _.-'     /   SOME SORT OF HORRIBLE       
        \    | \     \-'>      /    TRANSPORTER ACCIDENT         
         |   |  \-._  /'     /'   SINCE WE CAN TALK NOW          
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#1830: THE POPE'S AUTHORITY

Sun, 2004 Jun 27

I'M OFFICIALLY CANONIZING ALL THE PERT LITTLE BOYS
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#2195: THE GOLDFISH IS MERELY INTENDED TO BE ILLUSTRATIVE

Mon, 2005 Jun 27

doom

    .-"""""-.                                       
   (('     `))     YOU WILL NEVER FIND WHAT YOU SEEK
  .'`-.....-'`.                                     
 /{\  .--. oO ,\   I HAVE HIDDEN IT IN HELL         
| { ><<_ @}'.%` |                                   
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    `"""""""'   hjw                                 

#2560: ODE TO ZARQAWI

Tue, 2006 Jun 27

iraq

       _,,--,,_                                                       
     /`       .`\   DEAR ZARQAWI                                      
    /  '  _.-'   \                                                    
    |  `'_{}_    |   GOODBYE FUCKER                                   
    |  /`    `\  |                                                    
     \/ ==  == \/                                                     
     /| (.)(.) |\                                                     
     \|  __)_  |/  I'M ARRANGING TO BE PERSONALLY SENT TO HELL SHORTLY
      |\/____\/|    SO I CAN PERSONALLY RAPE YOU DAY AFTER DAY FOR    
      | ` ~~ ` |     ALL ETERNITY                                     
      \        /                                                      
jgs    `.____.`        SEVENTY VIRGINS, MY ASS                        
                                                                      
                         SCRATCH THAT: SEVENTY VIRGINS, YOUR ASS      

#2925: NO NUKES

Wed, 2007 Jun 27

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           ((( ==  ((  -- ((             ))  )- ) __   ))  )))           
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---------((( ///_.___ _/    ||,,_____,_,,, (|\ \___.....__..  ))------ool
                 ____/      |/______________| \/_/\__                    
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               /  |___|___|__                        ||     ___          
               \    |___|___|_                       |/\   /__/|         
               /      |   |                           \/   |__|/         
                                                                         
    PLEASE REPEAT THE PHRASE "ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SOURCES" OVER AND OVER  
     AGAIN UNTIL MY HEAD EXPLODES                                        
                                                                         
    P.S. WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T MENTION "NUCLEAR" OR ANYTHING JUST KEEP   
     TALKING AND TALKING                                                 

#3291: DO IT

Fri, 2008 Jun 27

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       (_)          _                                                       
   _         .=.   (_)        NURSES DO IT WITH CARE                        
  (_)   _   //(`)_                                                          
       //`\/ |\ 0`\\          MINERS DO IT DEEPER                           
       ||-.\_|_/.-||                                                        
       )/ |_____| \(    _     PHYSICISTS DO IT WITH GREATER TORQUE          
      0   #/\ /\#  0   (_)                                                  
         _| o o |_            WATCHMAKERS DO IT FOR HOURS                   
  _     ((|, ^ ,|))                                                         
 (_)     `||\_/||`            THE BLIND DO IT WHEN THEY FIND EACH OTHER     
          || _ ||      _                                                    
          | \_/ |     (_)     LAWYERS DO IT IN THEIR BRIEFS                 
      0.__.\   /.__.0                                                       
       `._  `"`  _.'          PIZZA DELIVERY MEN DO IT IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS
jgs       / ;  \ \                                                          
        0'-' )/`'-0           WHORES DO IT FOR MONEY                        
            0`                                                              
                                 ... WAIT, THAT ONE DOESN'T REALLY WORK     

#3656: YOUR CHOICE

Sat, 2009 Jun 27

original

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  /  \  I'M EITHER A KLANSMAN OR A PRICK
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        tQn                             

#4021: GROWING ON ME

Sun, 2010 Jun 27

soccer, topical, world cup

           _______    I'VE NEVER REALLY GOTTEN INTO SOCCER BUT I'VE BEEN
          | _     |   WATCHING THE WORLD CUP AND I'VE GOT TO ADMIT IT'S 
    o     |_o=--  |   REALLY GROWING ON ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     
   ()    o                                                              
SM |\,                  ^                                               
                       /|\                                              
                        |                                               
                        |                                               
                        |                                               
                                                                        
                      A PHRASE THAT, SHOULD YOU EVER HEAR,              
                      AUTHORIZES YOU TO SHOOT THE SPEAKER ON SIGHT      

#4386: THE SAINT

Mon, 2011 Jun 27

 =   I ALSO DID THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: THE MUSICAL TOO YOU KNOW
 O                                                            
/|\/`  ALTHOUGH I DID NEED A TELEPROMPTER                     
\|                                                            
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/ /   ejm                                                     
                                                              

#4752: THE TANK'S STORY

Wed, 2012 Jun 27

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    POINT ME AT THE ENEMY AND I WILL TURN THEM INTO EX-PEOPLE

#5117: THE LEANING TOWER OF TRY AGAIN

Thu, 2013 Jun 27

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