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#35: DUMPING ON IRAQ
iraq
_ NOW THAT'S ONE FINE DUMP !!!!! I LIKE DICK
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IRAQ
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#1256: CANCER RATES
iraq
THIS JUST IN: EXPERTS SAY CANCER RATES ARE EXPECTED TO INCREASE IN
IRAQ BY A FACTOR OF ONE HUNDRED OVER THE NEXT TWO YEARS !!!!!!!
HAPPY RAMADAN MOTHERFUCKERS
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OH WAIT THAT'S SEPTEMBER
HAPPY YOU'VE-BEEN-NUKED HOLIDAY OR WHATEVER THEN
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#1270: A POLITICALLY-ORIENTED MESSAGE FROM A FLEA
flea*, iraq
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#1285: GLOBAL GEOPOLITICS IN THE THERMONUCLEAR AGE
iraq
I'M IRAQ !!!
/ I'M NORTH KOREA !!!
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WE ARE GOING TO SERIOUSLY TAKE YOUR LUNCH MONEY FOLKS!!
USA USA USA
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#1350: YET ANOTHER PATRIOTIC EPISODE
iraq
COME ON YOU PANSIES I WANNA GO KILL ME SOME GOD DAMNED IRAQIS
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#1366: IRAQ WAR UPDATE
iraq
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#1369: OSCAR NIGHT
iraq, michael moore
I'M MICHAEL MOORE !!!!!!!!!
_.--._ I WON AN OSCAR TONIGHT SO LET ME TELL YOU
,' `. ABOUT MY POLITICAL VIEWS UNTIL I GET
/ __) __` \ BOOED OFF STAGE
( (`-`(-') )
/) \ _ / ( THEN TAKEN OUTSIDE AND SEVERELY BEATEN
/' )-._.' . \ ___ WITH THE TROPHY
( ,--., `.)___(___)
)( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` THEN FINALLY TAKEN TO COURT BY A
'/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ COALITION OF CONCERNED CITIZENS AND
/ / \ `/,-' ) FORCED TO BATHE REGULARLY
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( `. Y .' ) HURRRRRRR CREME CAKES
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#1370: PRESIDENT BARTLETT
bush, iraq, west wing
_n_________________
|_|_______________|_| A MESSAGE FROM PRESIDENT BARTLET
| ,-------------. | TO PRESIDENT BUSH !!!!
| | .---------. | |
| | | | | | "I'M JUST A FUCKING ACTOR AND
| | | | | | SHOULD SHUT MY GODDAMN YAP"
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| _ GAME BOY |
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#1386: A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS
iraq
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| |H#/'. ` / OUR TROOPS
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| ^~DLF /| ''..______.'
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#1387: CAMELS
911, iraq
IN YOUR COUNTRY YOU RIDE CAMELS
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(_. _ ._ _/ IN OUR COUNTRY WE USE COMPUTERS TO SPICE
'-' \__. / UP GRAPHICS AND ANIMATION IN OUR WAR ON YOU
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#1391: PROTESTING THE WAR
iraq
I'M PRETTY SURE MY PROTESTS WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE
___ __.._ OR AT LEAST GET ME IN A FIST FIGHT
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#2367: CARNITAS BURRITO
iraq
&&
&&&&& THIS CARNITAS BURRITO WOULD NEVER
&&&\/& &&& ABUSE IRAQI PRISONERS
&&|,/ |/& &&
&&/ / /_& && MMMM DELICIOUS OPPRESSOR
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#2374: PURPLE FINGERS
iraq, topical
.-. .-.
|U| | | ELEVEN MILLION PURPLE FINGERS BITCHES
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#2560: ODE TO ZARQAWI
iraq
_,,--,,_
/` .`\ DEAR ZARQAWI
/ ' _.-' \
| `'_{}_ | GOODBYE FUCKER
| /` `\ |
\/ == == \/
/| (.)(.) |\
\| __)_ |/ I'M ARRANGING TO BE PERSONALLY SENT TO HELL SHORTLY
|\/____\/| SO I CAN PERSONALLY RAPE YOU DAY AFTER DAY FOR
| ` ~~ ` | ALL ETERNITY
\ /
jgs `.____.` SEVENTY VIRGINS, MY ASS
SCRATCH THAT: SEVENTY VIRGINS, YOUR ASS
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