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#35: DUMPING ON IRAQ

Thu, 1999 Jul 29

iraq

                   _     NOW THAT'S ONE FINE DUMP !!!!! I LIKE DICK 
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           IRAQ                                                     

#1256: CANCER RATES

Sun, 2002 Dec 1

iraq

THIS JUST IN: EXPERTS SAY CANCER RATES ARE EXPECTED TO INCREASE IN
IRAQ BY A FACTOR OF ONE HUNDRED OVER THE NEXT TWO YEARS !!!!!!!   
                                                                  
HAPPY RAMADAN MOTHERFUCKERS                                       
                                                                  
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OH WAIT THAT'S SEPTEMBER                                          
                                                                  
HAPPY YOU'VE-BEEN-NUKED HOLIDAY OR WHATEVER THEN                  

#1270: A POLITICALLY-ORIENTED MESSAGE FROM A FLEA

Sun, 2002 Dec 15

flea*, iraq

     I'M IRAQ
             
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#1285: GLOBAL GEOPOLITICS IN THE THERMONUCLEAR AGE

Mon, 2002 Dec 30

iraq

         I'M IRAQ !!!                                  
                                                       
             /      I'M NORTH KOREA !!!                
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  ejm __)__)___/______/______/_____/___\___/__         
                                                       
                                                       
WE ARE GOING TO SERIOUSLY TAKE YOUR LUNCH MONEY FOLKS!!
                    USA USA USA                        

#1350: YET ANOTHER PATRIOTIC EPISODE

Wed, 2003 Mar 5

iraq

     COME ON YOU PANSIES I WANNA GO KILL ME SOME GOD DAMNED IRAQIS     
                                                                       
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#1366: IRAQ WAR UPDATE

Fri, 2003 Mar 21

iraq

               8MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMZ                               
             MMMMM@BW0@B@MMMMMMMMMr     MECHANICAL FAILURES: 16
           MMMM0WBB@MMMMM00BBWBBBMMMM        IRAQI MILITARY: 1 
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#1369: OSCAR NIGHT

Mon, 2003 Mar 24

iraq, michael moore

                   I'M MICHAEL MOORE !!!!!!!!!                  
         _.--._     I WON AN OSCAR TONIGHT SO LET ME TELL YOU   
      ,'        `.   ABOUT MY POLITICAL VIEWS UNTIL I GET       
     /   __) __`  \   BOOED OFF STAGE                           
    (   (`-`(-')   )                                            
    /)  \   _  /  (    THEN TAKEN OUTSIDE AND SEVERELY BEATEN   
   /'    )-._.' .  \ ___  WITH THE TROPHY                       
  (  ,--.,    `.)___(___)                                       
   )(   /-.,--'\   _ \X/`   THEN FINALLY TAKEN TO COURT BY A    
  '/ .'/        \ (  Uu")\   COALITION OF CONCERNED CITIZENS AND
    / /          \ `/,-'  )   FORCED TO BATHE REGULARLY         
   ( ^      ,    ,^ )`._.'                                      
    ( `.   Y   .'  )        HURRRRRRR CREME CAKES               
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#1370: PRESIDENT BARTLETT

Tue, 2003 Mar 25

bush, iraq, west wing

 _n_________________                                   
|_|_______________|_|  A MESSAGE FROM PRESIDENT BARTLET
|  ,-------------.  |  TO PRESIDENT BUSH !!!!          
| |  .---------.  | |                                  
| |  |         |  | |  "I'M JUST A FUCKING ACTOR AND   
| |  |         |  | |  SHOULD SHUT MY GODDAMN YAP"     
| |  |         |  | |                                  
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|  `  `      \\\\\\ ,                                  
|________...______,"                                   

#1386: A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS

Thu, 2003 Apr 10

iraq

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#1387: CAMELS

Fri, 2003 Apr 11

911, iraq

               IN YOUR COUNTRY YOU RIDE CAMELS            
 _______\\__                                              
(_. _ ._  _/   IN OUR COUNTRY WE USE COMPUTERS TO SPICE   
 '-' \__. /    UP GRAPHICS AND ANIMATION IN OUR WAR ON YOU
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#1391: PROTESTING THE WAR

Tue, 2003 Apr 15

iraq

           I'M PRETTY SURE MY PROTESTS WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE
        ___     __.._      OR AT LEAST GET ME IN A FIST FIGHT
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#2367: CARNITAS BURRITO

Fri, 2005 Dec 16

iraq

             &&                                            
           &&&&&          THIS CARNITAS BURRITO WOULD NEVER
         &&&\/& &&&        ABUSE IRAQI PRISONERS           
        &&|,/  |/& &&                                      
         &&/   /  /_&  &&     MMMM DELICIOUS OPPRESSOR     
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#2374: PURPLE FINGERS

Fri, 2005 Dec 23

iraq, topical

  .-.                     .-.                                         
  |U|                     | |    ELEVEN MILLION PURPLE FINGERS BITCHES
  | |                     | |                                         
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#2560: ODE TO ZARQAWI

Tue, 2006 Jun 27

iraq

       _,,--,,_                                                       
     /`       .`\   DEAR ZARQAWI                                      
    /  '  _.-'   \                                                    
    |  `'_{}_    |   GOODBYE FUCKER                                   
    |  /`    `\  |                                                    
     \/ ==  == \/                                                     
     /| (.)(.) |\                                                     
     \|  __)_  |/  I'M ARRANGING TO BE PERSONALLY SENT TO HELL SHORTLY
      |\/____\/|    SO I CAN PERSONALLY RAPE YOU DAY AFTER DAY FOR    
      | ` ~~ ` |     ALL ETERNITY                                     
      \        /                                                      
jgs    `.____.`        SEVENTY VIRGINS, MY ASS                        
                                                                      
                         SCRATCH THAT: SEVENTY VIRGINS, YOUR ASS      

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