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#22: MANHANDLED
anime
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#204: PITCHFORK
anime
SORRY I FORGOT MY PITCHFORK
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#206: UNLOVED
anime
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#208: CROTCH HAIR
anime
_
\"-._ _.--"~~"--._
\ " ^. ___
/ \.-~_.-~
.-----' /\/"\ /~-._ / IF YOU THINK MY HAIR
/ __ _/\-.__\L_.-/\ "-. LOOKS FUNNY YOU SHOULD
/.-" \ ( ` \_o>"<o_/ \ .--._\ SEE MY CROTCH
/' \ \: " :/_/ "`
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#231: FAG ME UP
anime
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#401: CROTCHABLES
anime
WHO THE FUCK STOLE __.-"..--,__
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#540: SNORING
anime
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~\ | \ I'M FROM DRAGONBALL Z !!!!
__--- | \| |---_
/__ \ ~-/ ZZZZZZZZZZZZ AS IN SNORING
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coolb
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#608: ME TOO
anime
,.
,----------.
| I |
| FUCKING |
| SUCK |
| IT |
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|| |)___(| | ME TOO |
|| /_ _\ | FUCKNUT |
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~~~ DS
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#613: SEXUAL POSITION
anime
.m.
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d888PY888888=8 SEXUAL POSITION IS THIS
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m88 '' ,-' \ ` ` - `\ CHRIST
888 ,-' _ ` ` .` ,' `._ / , |
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#622: HELP ME FIND MY PRICK
anime
_...._
' \
' _ \ HELP ME FIND MY PRICK
' ~-~ ,~` \
| '~~--~/~~`. . I SEEM TO HAVE LOST IT
| ,~~\ | .|\ AMONG THE DONG BUSHES
/|| `| || |
/ || ,\||\ ||\/ OR IS THAT BONG BUSHES
| || `/ \ / |'/~|
\/\`._/ | `-' /~~\_/ NO PRETTY SURE IT'S DONG
`-\ /~. \\_/ /
/--~\// | / , OH WHO AM I KIDDING I NEVER HAD ONE
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#1009: DEFORMITY
anime
.qgp. IT'S TIMES LIKE THIS WHEN I
.dOSOSOSp,_ WISHED MY DICK WAS NORMAL
dSSSSSSOSOSSg. SIZED AND IN THE RIGHT
,-. dS$S$S$S$SP' `Sb PLACE
\-'\ $$$$$$$$^'._ ;`;
; ; $$$$$$ ' `*`( HOLY GOD I'M A DEFORMED
: : :$$$$;-, ; FREAK
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#1038: BAGGING YOUR GROCERIES
anime
,sSS.SSs,
S `S' S
Ss S sS
,sSs, ` S ' ,sSs, YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT: I'M RETARDED
S 'S, ,oSo, ,S' S AND I WORK AT SAFEWAY BAGGING YOUR
` 'S.oSSSSSSSo.S' ' GROCERIES AND I TOUCH YOUR FOOD AND
,sSSs.oSSSSSSSSSSSSSo.sSSs, FIVE MINUTES AGO I WAS PLAYING WITH
S' 'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS' 'S DOGSHIT IN THE PARKING LOT
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#1114: RAPE BLANKET
anime, word
_.--_,
SLOWLY AS THE SUN SET / ' ('|
THE RAPE BLANKET CAME | !. `.\ _.----.=~~`.
DOWN LIKE A CURTAIN L_ ~~ ~`. `.
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#2616: ANIME GIRL
anime, word
._ __.
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f , "..'/\\v/|/|/\ , l
l// ,'|/ V / /|| \\j LOOK AT ME I'M AN ANIME GIRL !!!!!!!!
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,' .' / | \ \ \ "-
"--.._____t____.--'-""'
/ / `. ". I'M GOING TO JOIN THE MIRITALLY
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cgmm
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