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#1311: BLAIR 2004

Sat, 2003 Jan 25

election 2004 

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/ |  _(::\::\  \::\:\    CAN I VOTE FOR BLAIR IN THE NEXT ELECTION
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#1949: MY ELECTION PROMISE TO YOU

Sun, 2004 Oct 24

election 2004 

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#1958: BUSH/CHENEY 2004

Tue, 2004 Nov 2

bush, election 2004, nazi 

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    BUSH IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR LIBERTIES AWAY !!!!!!                
                                                                     
    THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT READ THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH !!!!!!!     
                                                                     
    IF HE LOSES THE 2004 ELECTION HE WILL DECLARE MARTIAL LAW BEFORE 
    PRESIDENT ELECT KERRY TAKES OFFICE AND THEN HE WILL SUBJECT US   
    ALL TO HELL ON EARTH JUST LIKE IT WAS NAZI GERMANY ALL           
    OVER AGAIN !!!!!!!!!                                             
                                                                     
    THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT THIS !!!!!!! SO I GUESS WHAT I'M
    SAYING IS VOTE FOR BUSH AND WE'LL BE IN THE FOURTH REICH BUT HE  
    WILL BE SLIGHTLY LESS MAD !!!!!!

#1960: ROCK THE VOTE

Thu, 2004 Nov 4

election 2004 

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 \ \       \-----,,,..          I FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THIS YEAR'S
  \ \       \         \--,,..   ELECTION AND I THINK THIS YEAR   
   \ \       \         \  ,'    I'LL VOTE !!!!                   
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      \ \       \__,,--'''      SOMETHING ????????               
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#1961: DEMOCRACY WORKS (A QUARTET)

Fri, 2004 Nov 5

election 2004 

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                    __..--''         \   THAT DEMOCRACY WORKS            
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    __..--''          __..--''       |   TASKS:                          
    \ o        __..--''____....----""      - GET SIGN                    
     \__..--''\                            - WRITE SOMETHING STUPID ON IT
     |         \                           - CHANT STUPID SHIT           
    +----------------------------------+   - BLOCK TRAFFIC               
OS  +----------------------------------+   - BREAK THINGS                
                                           - CALL THE COPS "PIGS"

#2054: THE SECOND AMERICAN CIVIL WAR BEGINS AND ENDS

Sun, 2005 Feb 6

canada, election 2004 

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   FUCK THIS ELECTION !!!!!! LET'S SECEDE FROM THE UNION               
                                                                       
   BECAUSE WHAT DEMOCRACY MEANS TO ME IS I ALWAYS GET MY WAY OR FUCK IT
                                                                       
   WHAT DO YOU MEAN CANADA WON'T HAVE US OH WELL I'M GOING TO STARBUCKS

#2617: DEPARTMENT OF WELLNESS

Wed, 2006 Aug 23

election 2004 

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         \ \__..-          THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO COME OUT OF  
          \ \              THIS PAST ELECTION IS THAT NOW WE WON'T  
           \ \             HAVE A DEPARTMENT OF FUCKING WELLNESS    
            \ \   :F_P:                                             
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