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#1311: BLAIR 2004
election 2004
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#1949: MY ELECTION PROMISE TO YOU
election 2004
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#1958: BUSH/CHENEY 2004
bush, election 2004, nazi
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BUSH IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR LIBERTIES AWAY !!!!!!
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT READ THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH !!!!!!!
IF HE LOSES THE 2004 ELECTION HE WILL DECLARE MARTIAL LAW BEFORE
PRESIDENT ELECT KERRY TAKES OFFICE AND THEN HE WILL SUBJECT US
ALL TO HELL ON EARTH JUST LIKE IT WAS NAZI GERMANY ALL
OVER AGAIN !!!!!!!!!
THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT THIS !!!!!!! SO I GUESS WHAT I'M
SAYING IS VOTE FOR BUSH AND WE'LL BE IN THE FOURTH REICH BUT HE
WILL BE SLIGHTLY LESS MAD !!!!!!
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#1960: ROCK THE VOTE
election 2004
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\ \ \-----,,,.. I FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THIS YEAR'S
\ \ \ \--,,.. ELECTION AND I THINK THIS YEAR
\ \ \ \ ,' I'LL VOTE !!!!
\ \ \ \ ``..
\ \ \ \-'' DO I HAVE TO BE REGISTERED OR
\ \ \__,,--''' SOMETHING ????????
\ \ \.
\ \ ,/
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\ \ :F_P:
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\ \ WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M TOO LATE
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#1961: DEMOCRACY WORKS (A QUARTET)
election 2004
__..--''\ I'M GOING TO PROTEST THE FACT
__..--'' \ THAT DEMOCRACY WORKS
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__..--'' __..--'' | TASKS:
\ o __..--''____....----"" - GET SIGN
\__..--''\ - WRITE SOMETHING STUPID ON IT
| \ - CHANT STUPID SHIT
+----------------------------------+ - BLOCK TRAFFIC
OS +----------------------------------+ - BREAK THINGS
- CALL THE COPS "PIGS"
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#2054: THE SECOND AMERICAN CIVIL WAR BEGINS AND ENDS
canada, election 2004
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FUCK THIS ELECTION !!!!!! LET'S SECEDE FROM THE UNION
BECAUSE WHAT DEMOCRACY MEANS TO ME IS I ALWAYS GET MY WAY OR FUCK IT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CANADA WON'T HAVE US OH WELL I'M GOING TO STARBUCKS
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#2617: DEPARTMENT OF WELLNESS
election 2004
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\ \ ,/ WELL I GUESS THE BOTTOM LINE HERE IS THAT
\ \__..- THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO COME OUT OF
\ \ THIS PAST ELECTION IS THAT NOW WE WON'T
\ \ HAVE A DEPARTMENT OF FUCKING WELLNESS
\ \ :F_P:
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