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#1643: SO IT TURNS OUT

Tue, 2003 Dec 23

family guy

THERE'S A SHORTAGE OF CHAIRS IN HEAVEN 
                                       
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#2450: STEWIE GRIFFIN

Thu, 2006 Mar 9

family guy

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           '!(7(!,,!?,,,,!!,,!!C!!,       THAT STEWIE GRIFFIN IS MY FAVORITE
        '!(?,,,?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(,,!7!'     CHARACTER ON FAMILY GUY PROVES   
       !?((,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,*C??     I'M NOT A HOMOPHOBE !!!!!!      
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   .?((,,,,*?((=C=!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,**,((*   I'D JUST PREFER TO SEE THEM    
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 ==?,,,,,,(   ?   .=,,,,,,,,,,,*(*'''!?,,,C.   ROOM WHICH I CAN TURN OFF    
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#3075: THANK YOU TIVO

Sat, 2007 Nov 24

family guy

 __o_____                                                                 
()/O\___()     THANK YOU TIVO FOR SAVING ME FROM OBNOXIOUS MUSICAL NUMBERS
 `-\\---'       IN COMEDY SHOWS I OTHERWISE ENJOY                         
                                                                          
      __\/__      YES SARAH FUCKING SILVERMAN I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU    
     | .... |                                                             
                    AND DON'T THINK YOU'RE BLAMELESS EITHER, FAMILY GUY   
brojek                                                                    

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