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#3: JACK MCCOY

Sun, 1999 Jun 27

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#24: A&E

Sun, 1999 Jul 18

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#50: THERE'S ALWAYS

Fri, 1999 Aug 13

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#53: COKE

Mon, 1999 Aug 16

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#252: STAR WARS

Thu, 2000 Mar 2

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#364: MISSION TO MARS

Thu, 2000 Jun 22

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#453: EARTH 2

Tue, 2000 Sep 19

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#489: MTV

Wed, 2000 Oct 25

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#491: ALL NIGHT LONG

Fri, 2000 Oct 27

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#507: THE WALL

Sun, 2000 Nov 12

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#586: WHITE PEOPLE SUCK

Tue, 2001 Jan 30

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#619: CRACKER LOVER

Sun, 2001 Mar 4

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#704: WORTHLESS ASSISTANT

Mon, 2001 May 28

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WE DON'T HAVE TO CARE !!!!!!! WE'RE THE PHONE COMPANY !!!!!!    
WAIT A MINUTE I FUCKED UP THIS IS THE WRONG CORPORATE LOGO !!!!!
GODDAMNIT I'M FIRING THAT WORTHLESS ASSISTANT                   

#896: QVC

Thu, 2001 Dec 6

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#1000: NINTENDO

Wed, 2002 Mar 20

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HOLY GOD AS IT SPINS THERE ARE N'S UPON N'S !!!!!!
AN INFINITE PROGRESSION OF THE LETTER N THAT SPINS
AND SPINS AND NEVER STOPS                         
                                                  
IF THIS ISN'T A TESTAMENT TO THE JOY AND BEAUTY OF
OUR FOURTEENTH LETTER I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS        
                                                  
OH WELL BACK TO BONGHITS                          
                                                  
REMEMBER 9/11 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11     

#2303: CONSPIRACY DUCK: COMMENTS

Thu, 2005 Oct 13

conspiracy duck*, logo, original

# I'M A COMMENT                                                   
                                                                  
// I'M A COMMENT TOO                                              
                                                                  
/* WE NEVER LANDED ON THE MOON */                                 
                                                                  
(* THE HOLOCAUST WAS FAKED *)                                     
                                                                  
<!-- ANAL HURTS MORE THAN FACIAL -->                              
                                                                  
REM THE GOVERNMENT IS RUN BY REPTILIAN ALIENS                     
                                                                  
' THE 9/11 ATTACKS WERE A TRICK TO TAKE AWAY OUR LIBERTIES        
                                                                  
; ALIENS CREATED THE PYRAMIDS NOT THE EGYPTIANS                   
                                                                  
~ HITLER'S CLONES ARE ALIVE AND WELL IN COLD STORAGE IN BAVARIA   
                                                                  
                                                                  
o< SEE AS A SOFTWARE ENGINEER I JUST PUT MY CONSPIRACY THEORIES IN
   COMMENTS IN THE CODE I'M WRITING AS WORK FOR HIRE !!! THAT WAY 
   THEY WILL NEVER DIE                                            
                                                                  
   BY THE WAY THE LAST COMMENT IS FOR LOGO !!!!                   
                                                                  
   REPEAT 4 [FORWARD 10 FUCK OFF]                                 

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