#3: JACK MCCOY
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JACK MCCOY IS INDICTING YOU FOR
DICKLICKING IN THE FIRST DEGREE
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#24: A&E
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#50: THERE'S ALWAYS
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WHENEVER YOU'RE TAKING IT UP THE ASS ...........
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#53: COKE
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DON'T FORGET TO SNORT/SMOKE IT
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#252: STAR WARS
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#364: MISSION TO MARS
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M I S S I O N T O M A R S
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#453: EARTH 2
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TELEVISION FOR FUCKING RETARDS
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#491: ALL NIGHT LONG
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SUCK YOU ALL NIGHT LONG
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#507: THE WALL
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#586: WHITE PEOPLE SUCK
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WHITE PEOPLE SUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#619: CRACKER LOVER
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#704: WORTHLESS ASSISTANT
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WAIT A MINUTE I FUCKED UP THIS IS THE WRONG CORPORATE LOGO !!!!!
GODDAMNIT I'M FIRING THAT WORTHLESS ASSISTANT
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#1000: NINTENDO
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HOLY GOD AS IT SPINS THERE ARE N'S UPON N'S !!!!!!
AN INFINITE PROGRESSION OF THE LETTER N THAT SPINS
AND SPINS AND NEVER STOPS
IF THIS ISN'T A TESTAMENT TO THE JOY AND BEAUTY OF
OUR FOURTEENTH LETTER I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS
OH WELL BACK TO BONGHITS
REMEMBER 9/11 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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#2303: CONSPIRACY DUCK: COMMENTS
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# I'M A COMMENT
// I'M A COMMENT TOO
/* WE NEVER LANDED ON THE MOON */
(* THE HOLOCAUST WAS FAKED *)
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REM THE GOVERNMENT IS RUN BY REPTILIAN ALIENS
' THE 9/11 ATTACKS WERE A TRICK TO TAKE AWAY OUR LIBERTIES
; ALIENS CREATED THE PYRAMIDS NOT THE EGYPTIANS
~ HITLER'S CLONES ARE ALIVE AND WELL IN COLD STORAGE IN BAVARIA
o< SEE AS A SOFTWARE ENGINEER I JUST PUT MY CONSPIRACY THEORIES IN
COMMENTS IN THE CODE I'M WRITING AS WORK FOR HIRE !!! THAT WAY
THEY WILL NEVER DIE
BY THE WAY THE LAST COMMENT IS FOR LOGO !!!!
REPEAT 4 [FORWARD 10 FUCK OFF]
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