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#3: JACK MCCOY Sun, 1999 Jun 27 law and order, logo .o. oooooooooo. .o. .888. `888' `Y8b .888. .8"888. 888 888 .8"888. .8' `888. 888 888 .8' `888. .88ooo8888. 888 888 .88ooo8888. .8' `888. 888 d88' .8' `888. o88o o8888o o888bood8P' o88o o8888o JACK MCCOY IS INDICTING YOU FOR DICKLICKING IN THE FIRST DEGREE #24: A&E Sun, 1999 Jul 18 logo 4$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 4$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ '**$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P z$$b "$$$$$ d$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" .$$$" $$$$$ $$$$$$$$F$$$$$$ ^P" d$$$$$eeeeeeee J$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$ .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$F $$$$$$$$P 3$$$P" .d$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 4$$$$$$$$" 4$$" ^$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. $$$$$$$$$..J$ r $$.. 4$$$$$$$$$$$$ $b 4$$$$b d$ WHERE THE DICKLICKERS ARE $$$$$$$$$$$$F d$$ $$$$$ $$ .$$$$$$$$$$$$L $$$r ^$$$$ 4$$$$$$$$$$$$b d$$$$$$$$" ^$$$ ^$$%.$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$ b *$$c $$$$$$"z$$$$$$$. 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'$$$ $$$$ "$$$N^$$$$E'$$$>"$$$$ #$$$E'$$$ #$$$.#$$$$o........d$$$ $$$$ "$$$k`$$$E'$$$> "$$$N #$$E'$$$ *$$$L^*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$ "$$$b^$$E'$$$> "$$$$ #$E'$$$ *$$$Nu`"**$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$ "$$$N'*FJ$$$> "$$$$.#F9$$$ "$$$$$eu............u$$$R "$$$N..$$$$ "$$$$u.$$$$ "*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P "$$$$$$$$F ^$$$$$$$$" `"#**************" "*$$R#` "*$$R# WE DON'T HAVE TO CARE !!!!!!! WE'RE THE PHONE COMPANY !!!!!! WAIT A MINUTE I FUCKED UP THIS IS THE WRONG CORPORATE LOGO !!!!! GODDAMNIT I'M FIRING THAT WORTHLESS ASSISTANT #896: QVC Thu, 2001 Dec 6 logo .... ..... .d$P" "$$c "$$$$$" ^$$$" z$$P" ^"$$er z$$$F ^$$$e '$$$$r $" d$$$" $$" J$$$$ 3$$$$ '$$$$. 4" $$$$P ^F $$$$P '$$$$F '$$$$r ." J$$$$" 4$$$$F $$$$$ "$$$$r F $$$$$ $$$$b 4$$$$F "$$$$c P 3$$$$. 3$$$$ J$$$$ 3$$$$P $$$$L J "$$$c .$$$* 3$$P *$$$r 4$L "*$b z$P" 3$ ^*$$b. .d$*" C$$EL """""" Gilo94' '"""*$$$$$$be. "*$$*"" MORE LIKE THE QUEER VIDEO SOMETHING !1!!!! OH RIGHT #1000: NINTENDO Wed, 2002 Mar 20 911, logo .-"-. .-" "-. /"-. .-| / "-.-" | / / | .-"-. / / | .-"-. .-" "-/ / | .-" "-. |-. .-"\ / | /"-. .-| | '-.-" \ / | /' "-.-" | | \ \/ .-"-. /' | | | \ \.-" "-. | | | \ |-. .-"\ | | | \ | "-.-" '\ | | | \ | | '\ | | | |\ \ | | '\ | | | | \ \ | | '\| | | | \ \ | | :\. | | | \ \| | | \. | | | \ | | \. | '-. | .-"\ | | '.\. .-' "-|-" \ | | "-\.-" \ | | \ | | "-. | .-' bug "-|-" HOLY GOD AS IT SPINS THERE ARE N'S UPON N'S !!!!!! AN INFINITE PROGRESSION OF THE LETTER N THAT SPINS AND SPINS AND NEVER STOPS IF THIS ISN'T A TESTAMENT TO THE JOY AND BEAUTY OF OUR FOURTEENTH LETTER I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS OH WELL BACK TO BONGHITS REMEMBER 9/11 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 #2303: CONSPIRACY DUCK: COMMENTS Thu, 2005 Oct 13 conspiracy duck*, logo, original # I'M A COMMENT // I'M A COMMENT TOO /* WE NEVER LANDED ON THE MOON */ (* THE HOLOCAUST WAS FAKED *) <!-- ANAL HURTS MORE THAN FACIAL --> REM THE GOVERNMENT IS RUN BY REPTILIAN ALIENS ' THE 9/11 ATTACKS WERE A TRICK TO TAKE AWAY OUR LIBERTIES ; ALIENS CREATED THE PYRAMIDS NOT THE EGYPTIANS ~ HITLER'S CLONES ARE ALIVE AND WELL IN COLD STORAGE IN BAVARIA o< SEE AS A SOFTWARE ENGINEER I JUST PUT MY CONSPIRACY THEORIES IN COMMENTS IN THE CODE I'M WRITING AS WORK FOR HIRE !!! THAT WAY THEY WILL NEVER DIE BY THE WAY THE LAST COMMENT IS FOR LOGO !!!! REPEAT 4 [FORWARD 10 FUCK OFF]

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