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#592: HI IRELAND

Mon, 2001 Feb 5

geography

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#610: MY HOMETOWN

Fri, 2001 Feb 23

geography

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#682: BASIC GEOGRAPHY

Sun, 2001 May 6

geography

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#745: GERMANY

Sun, 2001 Jul 8

geography, german

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#1531: WELCOME TO THE NIHON EMPIRE

Tue, 2003 Sep 2

geography

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#2371: POLAND

Tue, 2005 Dec 20

geography

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                      IT PROBABLY IS SO SORRY NEVER MIND 

#2700: WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA

Tue, 2006 Nov 14

australia, geography

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