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#1554: CITIZEN KANE (Thu, 2003 Sep 25)
#1553: MIDORI (Wed, 2003 Sep 24)
#1552: GOODBYE GALILEO (Tue, 2003 Sep 23)
#1551: THREE BALLS (Mon, 2003 Sep 22)
#1550: YOU BE THE JUDGE (Sun, 2003 Sep 21)
#1549: WHEN I DRINK (Sat, 2003 Sep 20)
#1548: EARTHQUAKE WHORE (Fri, 2003 Sep 19)
#1547: GET THE PARTY STARTED (Thu, 2003 Sep 18)
#1546: (ONE) SCRUB (Wed, 2003 Sep 17)
#1545: SHAKESPEARE (Tue, 2003 Sep 16)
#1544: AL DENTE (Mon, 2003 Sep 15)
#1543: DIE SENDUNG MIT DER MAUS (JA WOHL) (Sun, 2003 Sep 14)
#1542: THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP (Sat, 2003 Sep 13)
#1541: KITTENDOODLES (Fri, 2003 Sep 12)
#1540: WHAT THE SECOND AMENDMENT MEANS TO ME (Thu, 2003 Sep 11)
#1539: (NO) SCRUBS (Wed, 2003 Sep 10)
#1538: THE KEY'S SPEECH (Tue, 2003 Sep 9)
#1537: LEARNING LISP THE HARD WAY (Mon, 2003 Sep 8)
#1536: BLOSSOM (Sun, 2003 Sep 7)
#1535: WHACKOFF MAN (Sat, 2003 Sep 6)
#1534: DON'T TELL ANYONE (Fri, 2003 Sep 5)
#1533: CONSPIRACY DUCK: NEW WORLD ORDER (Thu, 2003 Sep 4)
#1532: EROGENOUS ZONE (Wed, 2003 Sep 3)
#1531: WELCOME TO THE NIHON EMPIRE (Tue, 2003 Sep 2)
#1530: ZELDA (Mon, 2003 Sep 1)
#1529: A LEFT TURN AT ALBUQUERQUE (Sun, 2003 Aug 31)
#1528: IT'S THE ANSWER BEAR II (Sat, 2003 Aug 30)
#1527: A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM A FLEA (Fri, 2003 Aug 29)
#1526: MARQUEE (Thu, 2003 Aug 28)
#1525: IT BEGINS (Wed, 2003 Aug 27)
#1524: THE JEW WIZARD (Tue, 2003 Aug 26)
#1523: THE DONG/DUNG ALLIANCE (Mon, 2003 Aug 25)
#1522: TWATWAD (Sun, 2003 Aug 24)
#1521: ONE MOMENT (Sat, 2003 Aug 23)
#1520: FLOWERS FOR (Fri, 2003 Aug 22)
#1519: GANESHA (Thu, 2003 Aug 21)
#1518: IN THE FUTURE (Wed, 2003 Aug 20)
#1517: MASSAGE THERAPIST (Tue, 2003 Aug 19)
#1516: MY GOD (Mon, 2003 Aug 18)
#1515: POETIC TRIBUTE (Sun, 2003 Aug 17)
#1514: RIGHT-HANDED RULE (Sat, 2003 Aug 16)
#1513: TOO MUCH PHYSICAL DAMAGE (Fri, 2003 Aug 15)
#1512: OVER AND OVER (Thu, 2003 Aug 14)
#1511: CARROT TOP (Wed, 2003 Aug 13)
#1510: SINCERE CONCERN (Tue, 2003 Aug 12)
#1509: THALIDOMIDE SKELETON (Mon, 2003 Aug 11)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1531: WELCOME TO THE NIHON EMPIRE

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