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#1551: THREE BALLS (Mon, 2003 Sep 22)
#1550: YOU BE THE JUDGE (Sun, 2003 Sep 21)
#1549: WHEN I DRINK (Sat, 2003 Sep 20)
#1548: EARTHQUAKE WHORE (Fri, 2003 Sep 19)
#1547: GET THE PARTY STARTED (Thu, 2003 Sep 18)
#1546: (ONE) SCRUB (Wed, 2003 Sep 17)
#1545: SHAKESPEARE (Tue, 2003 Sep 16)
#1544: AL DENTE (Mon, 2003 Sep 15)
#1543: DIE SENDUNG MIT DER MAUS (JA WOHL) (Sun, 2003 Sep 14)
#1542: THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP (Sat, 2003 Sep 13)
#1541: KITTENDOODLES (Fri, 2003 Sep 12)
#1540: WHAT THE SECOND AMENDMENT MEANS TO ME (Thu, 2003 Sep 11)
#1539: (NO) SCRUBS (Wed, 2003 Sep 10)
#1538: THE KEY'S SPEECH (Tue, 2003 Sep 9)
#1537: LEARNING LISP THE HARD WAY (Mon, 2003 Sep 8)
#1536: BLOSSOM (Sun, 2003 Sep 7)
#1535: WHACKOFF MAN (Sat, 2003 Sep 6)
#1534: DON'T TELL ANYONE (Fri, 2003 Sep 5)
#1533: CONSPIRACY DUCK: NEW WORLD ORDER (Thu, 2003 Sep 4)
#1532: EROGENOUS ZONE (Wed, 2003 Sep 3)
#1531: WELCOME TO THE NIHON EMPIRE (Tue, 2003 Sep 2)
#1530: ZELDA (Mon, 2003 Sep 1)
#1529: A LEFT TURN AT ALBUQUERQUE (Sun, 2003 Aug 31)
#1528: IT'S THE ANSWER BEAR II (Sat, 2003 Aug 30)
#1527: A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM A FLEA (Fri, 2003 Aug 29)
#1526: MARQUEE (Thu, 2003 Aug 28)
#1525: IT BEGINS (Wed, 2003 Aug 27)
#1524: THE JEW WIZARD (Tue, 2003 Aug 26)
#1523: THE DONG/DUNG ALLIANCE (Mon, 2003 Aug 25)
#1522: TWATWAD (Sun, 2003 Aug 24)
#1521: ONE MOMENT (Sat, 2003 Aug 23)
#1520: FLOWERS FOR (Fri, 2003 Aug 22)
#1519: GANESHA (Thu, 2003 Aug 21)
#1518: IN THE FUTURE (Wed, 2003 Aug 20)
#1517: MASSAGE THERAPIST (Tue, 2003 Aug 19)
#1516: MY GOD (Mon, 2003 Aug 18)
#1515: POETIC TRIBUTE (Sun, 2003 Aug 17)
#1514: RIGHT-HANDED RULE (Sat, 2003 Aug 16)
#1513: TOO MUCH PHYSICAL DAMAGE (Fri, 2003 Aug 15)
#1512: OVER AND OVER (Thu, 2003 Aug 14)
#1511: CARROT TOP (Wed, 2003 Aug 13)
#1510: SINCERE CONCERN (Tue, 2003 Aug 12)
#1509: THALIDOMIDE SKELETON (Mon, 2003 Aug 11)
#1508: A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE ORAL CANCER SOCIETY (Sun, 2003 Aug 10)
#1507: MUMMY'S CURSE (Sat, 2003 Aug 9)
#1506: REVISED AMERICAN FLAG (Fri, 2003 Aug 8)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1528: IT'S THE ANSWER BEAR II

Sat, 2003 Aug 30

answer bear*, creampie

DEAR ANSWER BEAR                           
                                           
LONG TIME LISTENER FIRST TIME CALLER       
                                           
MY BOYFRIEND AND I HAVE BEEN GOING OUT     
FOR ALMOST SIX MONTHS AND FINALLY TODAY    
HE SAID HE WANTED TO GO "ALL THE WAY"      
AND EVEN THOUGH I'M VERY RELIGIOUS I       
THOUGHT YOU KNOW I SHOULD PROBABLY PUT     
OUT OR THE GUY'S GOING TO GO HIRE SOME     
PROSTITUTES                                
                                           
ANYWAY SO WE PICK A NIGHT AND MUCH TO MY   
SURPRISE I FIND OUT THAT "ALL THE WAY"     
MEANS HORRIBLE FISTING, ANAL, CREAMPIES,   
BUKKAKE, AND MUD FUN FOR SIX HOURS STRAIGHT
                                           
NEEDLESS TO SAY I'M FILTHY, STICKY,        
STRETCHED OUT, AND GLAZED LIKE A FAT HAM   
BUT MY REAL CONCERN IS WHETHER OR NOT I CAN
CHANGE HIM AND MOLD HIM TO MY WILL ??????? 
I KNOW HE HAS A GOOD HEART BUT BOY HE SURE 
LIKES BRINGING ANIMALS INTO THE BEDROOM    
                                           
WHAT SHOULD I DO ????                      
                                           
SIGNED, TWATSIE FROM TULSA                 
                                           
                                           
THE ANSWER BEAR ANSWERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
                                           
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