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I BEAT UP ALL THOSE NEW / I T \ FAIRY QUARTERS FOR THEIR /` .-'~"-. `\ LUNCH MONEY ; L / `- \ Y ; ; /> `. -.| ; | /_ '-.__) | | |- _.' \ | | ; `~~; \\ ; ; INGODWE / \\)P ; \ TRUST '.___.-'`" / `\ /` '._ 1 9 9 7 _.' jgs `'-..,,,..-'` % BHLBGULHGBUL \\\\\\// GULHBGULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULH BLHVULHGBUL \\\ \ ULHGBULHGULHNGULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGBULHGNULHNGNGHGBGULHBG LHUGBULHGBH \\ 0 I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT /\ / |/' / LAST FUCKING TEQUILA SHOT / \/ ` ,`'--. / /(___________)_ \ |/ //.-. .-.\\ \ \ 0 // :@ ___ @: \\ \/ ( o ^(___)^ o ) 0 \ \_______/ / LHGULHULHGBGBULHBUHLGULHG jgs '._______.' % WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH FAT \ (\/) \/ (\/) / /))))))))) \/ //) __ __\ ,%%%%%%%%%, C==/_o|^|o_\ ,%%%%%%%%%%%%, | _\ ) %/_ _%%%%%%% \ '---'/ /_o|^|o_\=?%%% _/`-. __.'_ ( /_ @%%, \ \'====' /%%% jgs _'-----' \%%%" / ` % I'M THE MOST BORING DRAWING EVER )\ (&) _|._ y\.-v'l f Y | | " | | | b | | | | | | | | | | | ,;::;. _..--f`-...-'|--..'/ )) \ `-.!._____.!.-' (__,;' \ .---' `-.._______..-' fL % (`. ,-, `\ `. ,;' / \`. \ ,'/ .' 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A BONER ((/---._) CRYING OUT IN THE (_/Q Q ) DISTANCE / |c / /- \.-,-'-,.__ I SHOULD INVESTIGATE \-- o---o --\ \__, H---H( --\ IF I DON'T WHO WILL \\--\-\__-\ \\--\ -/\_/) \o-o--\ ((\ / '._ / _/_ '-. | / '-._ |_ snd |___| \__[)| |_| / | / ) '-' (__/ % LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT IN HOUSEWARES AT WAL-MART (\o/)___________________________________________________________(\o/) (/|\) (/|\) | .-~~~-. | | / } | | / .-~ | | \ | } | | _ __ ___\.~~-.-~| . -~_ | | / \./ \/\__ { O | ` .-~. ; ~-.__ | | __{^\_ _}_ ) }/^\ ~--~/-|_\| : : .-~ | | / /\_/^\._}_/ // / / | \~ - - ~ | | ( (__{(@)}\__}.//_/__A__/_A___|__A_\___A______A_____A | | \__/{/(_)\_} )\\ \\---v-----V----v----v-----V-----v--- | | ( (__)_)_/ )\ \> | | \__/ \__/\/\/ | | \__,--' | | | (\o/)___________________________________________________________(\o/) (/|\) (/|\) % ---,_,---- / . \ / | \ ( @@ ) SO ANYWAY DO I GET THE JOB / _/----\_ \ / '/ \` \ / / . \ \ / /| |\ \ / / | | \ \ / /`_/_ _\_'\ \ / '/ ( . )( . ) \ `\ <_ ' `--`___'`___'--' ` _> / ' @ @/ =\@ @ ` \ / / @@( , )@@ \ \ / / @@| o o|@@ \ \ ' / @@@@@@@@ \ ` LWR % . . / `. .' \ BE GAY WITH ME .---. < > < > .---. \ | \ \ - ~ ~ - / / | \ ~-..-~ ~-..-~ \~~~\.' `./~~~/ .-~~^-. \__/ \__/ .' O \ / / \ \ (_____, `._.' | } \/~~~/ `----. / } | / \__/ `-. | / | / `. ,~~| ~-.__| /_ - ~ ^| /- _ `..-' f: f: | / | / ~-. `-. _||_||_ |_____| |_____| ~ - . _ _ _ _ _> % . .xXXXX+. . . .. xXXXX+.- .. . . .. ... ..xXXXX+. --.. ... .. . . .. ... .....xXXXX+. -.-..... ... .. . . .. ... ......xXXXX+. . .--...... ... .. . . .. ... ......xXXXX+. -.- -...... ... .. . . .. ... ......xXXXX+. .-+-.-.-...... ... .. . . .. ... .....xXXXX+. . --xx+.-.--..... ... .. . . .. ... .....xXXXX+. - .-xxxx+- .-- .... ... .. . . .. ... ...xXXXX+. -.-xxxxxx+ .---... ... .. . . .. ... ..xXXXX+. .---..xxxxxx+-..--.. ... .. . . .. ... xXXXX+. . --....xxxxxx+ -.- ... .. . . .. ..xXXXX+. . .-......xxxxxx+-. --.. .. . . .. xXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxx+. .-- .. . . xXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxx+. -- . xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx+.-- xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx+- Ojosh!ro YOU ARE GETTING VERY SLEEPY % ////\\ //||\\ //\|\\ ///||\ /`O-O' ` @ @\ //o o// a a ] > ) | ( _) - - - ~ John-------Paul----George---FUCKFACE % ? ? | | | | | | | | | | | | =====(()())===== //\\ // \\ // \\ // ,, \\ // /\\\ \\ // //\\\\ \\ I'M SWAYING IN THE FISTING SWING // m m \\ / // (.) 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YOU'D BE ./MMMMMM/' `"' '\ SURPRISED /MMMMMMM' \ WITH WHAT /MMMMMMM/ `, I CAN FIT /MMMMMMMM | UP MY ASS .MMMMMMMMM ) (MMMMMMMM| | |MMMMMMMM|. ) |MMMMMMMMM| oOo oOo. .' |MMMMMMMMM| (OOOo OOOO. / (MMMMMMMMM\ OOOO. OOOO). ' \MMMMMMMMMM `OOOO `OOO' / x.. `\MMMMMMMMMm `OO" _"'__ ./Mm._______ \MMMmm.MM"' '\ ..**"""""***. <"""",MMMM/' . \MMMMMM' .**" ,'**** ')mMMMM' `\MMM( (**.__.******"' )MMM/ xmm>MMM\ `********""' )M/' `\MMMMMm, """ ,'M' `-"Mm. ./"' `\. ,/' `\. _,/' `. /` _,-/"' M\ ( \ /' MMm. `' / MMMMm. ,' MMMMMMMmmmMM MMMMMMMMMMMM % ,.---. ,,,, / _ `. \\\\ / \ ) |||| /\/``-.__\/ ::::/\/_ HOLY GOD NOT THE BOILING WATER {{`-.__.-'(`(^^(^^^(^ 9 `.=========' HALHGALHGLLGAHGLAHULBAHGLHALBH {{{{{{ { ( ( ( ( (-----:= HGLAUGHALHBAHGHUALGHALHLHBHAHH {{.-'~~'-.(,(,,(,,,(__6_.'=========. AHLBHUABULGHBLGHBALGHBGAHBLHHB ::::\/\ HABLUAHBHLGBHGHBLHHLF BASTARDS |||| \/\ ,-'/\ jgs //// \ `` _/ ) '''' \ ` / `---'' % . !r`````! ' *.X-`! ! > ! : /% X~`: ! ! < h~ f ! < !`!`:-"` X X/ ! > \....! X> ~' ` ! ! ! 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MAKING SHITS LARGER / : _..._ : \ THAN MYSELF { :,"''\\`".: } `C) 9 _ 9 (--.._,-"""-.__ ( )(@)( ) `. `-.___.-' \ ,' \ / ,` ;`-._,-. ,' ,'/ ,' `---t.,-. \_ ,--.,',' ,'----.__\ _( \----' '///,`,--.,' `-.__.--' `. ) '///,' `-` hjw % |* * * * * * * * * * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL! | * * * * * * * * * :::::::::::::::::::::::::| |* * * * * * * * * * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| WHAT ELSE CAN YOU | * * * * * * * * * :::::::::::::::::::::::::| SAY ABOUT THIS GREAT |* * * * * * * * * * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| LAND OF OURS BUT: | * * * * * * * * * ::::::::::::::::::::;::::| |* * * * * * * * * * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| JESUS CHRIST |:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| |OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| LOOK AT ALL THE FATTIES |:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| |OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| THERE SHOULD BE A CAMP |:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| OR A DEATH MARCH OR |OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| SOMETHING % )\ (__) /\ [[]] @@@[[]]@@@ @@@@@@@@@[[]]@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ [[]] @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ [[]] @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ [[]] @@@@@@@ !@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@! ! @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ ! ! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ! ! @@@@@@@@@@@ ! ! -------------------------- ! ! TODAY YOU ARE **THIS** GAY ! ! -------------------------- ! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! % ___ ____ /' --;^/ ,-_\ \ | / JOURNAL ENTRY #47: STILL STUCK / / --o\ o-\ \\ --(_)-- ON THIS HORRIBLE ISLAND WITH NO /-/-/|o|-|\-\\|\\ / | \ BONG OR LIGHTER OR MARIJUANA '` ` |-| `` ' FOR THAT MATTER. TRIED TO BEAT |-| MYSELF TO DEATH WITH A COCONUT BUT |-|O IT WAS REALLY JUST A LOWERCASE "O" |-(\,__ AND NOT UP TO THE TASK. WON'T ...|-|\--,\_.... SOMEBODY PLEASE RESCUE ME ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,. ~,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, ______ --------- _____ ------ % _______\\__ I PREFER TO BE CALLED "DROMEDARY" (_. _ ._ _/ BECAUSE I READ IT IN A BOOK '-' \__. / PLUS IT SOUNDS WAY GAYER / / / / .--. .--. ( ( / '' \/ '' \ " \ \_.' \ ) || _ './ |\ \ ___.'\ / '-./ .' \ |/ \| / )|\ |/ // \\ |\ __// \\__ //\\ /__/ mrf\__| .--_/ \_--. /__/ \__\ % ____ ____ /' | | \ / / | | \ \ / / | | | \ \ : / | """" |\ \ SOME MONKEY TOOK A BIG SHIT HERE | / / /^\ /^\ \ _| WHY I HAVE TO CLEAN UP FOR ~ | | | | | | ~ EVERYBODY ELSE ON THIS GOD'S | |__O|__|O__| | GREEN EARTH I'LL NEVER KNOW /~~ \/ ~~\ / ( | ) \ _--_ /, `\___/^\___/' \ _--_ /~ ~\ / -____-|_|_|-____-\ /~ ~\ /____--------/~~~~\---/~~~~\ -----------_____ --~~~ ^ | | | | - : ~:~-_ ___-----~~~~~~~~| / `^-^-^' `^-^-^' : ~\ /' ____/--------| -- ; | /~~~------~~~~~~~~~| ; : : | ----------/--------| : , ; . |---\\--------------| : - . : : |______________-__| : , , : /'~----___________| __ \\\ ^ ,, ;; ;; ;._-~ ~~~-----____________________________________----~~~ jurcy % :! . 'h X!> xX ML.'!!X!'X/!X .M> `!!H!!!``X H>~M!M> /?~:!!!?f X"M?~X:~"! TOO GAY !: ~!! .X ~X~ .! FOR WORDS '"H:!! "" ~X:Hf" MUST LICK DICK /MMX~ "*** '!MM! 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A.C. MEANS ANNO COCKS (YEAR OF OUR COCKS) BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT D.C. MEANS % UNLESS YOU LIKE LITTLE PELLETS OF RABBIT SHIT ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A "HOUSE RABBIT" __ / \`\ __ | \ `\ /`/ \ THAT'S RIGHT !!! I'LL FUCK UP YOUR SHIT \_/`\ \-"-/` /\ \ / | | \ | / (d b) \_/ / \ ,".|.'.\_/.'.|.", / /\' _|_ '/\ \ | / '-`"`-' \ | | | | | | \ \ / / | jgs \ \ \ / / / `"`\ : /'"` % , , /^\ ___ /^\_/ `...' /` ,__\ ,' ~ ( ,___\ ,, ., \ \___ \\\ .'.' .-. ) .'.-\\\`.`. '.-. ( / (==== ."". ( o ) \ ,/u `~~~'| / `-' ) "")^u ^u^|~| `""". ~_ / WHAT ARE YOU WEARING UNDER THERE /^u ^u ^\~\ ". \\ _ /u^ u ^u ~\ ". \\ ( \ )^ ^U ^U ^U\~\ ". \\ (_ (\ /^U ^ ^U ^U ~| ". `\ (_ _ \ )U ^ U^ ^U ^|~| ". `\. (_ = _(\ \^ U ^U ^ U^ ~| ".`.; (_ -( _\_)U ^ ^ U^ ^|~| "" (_ = ( ^ U^ U^ ^ U ~| (_ - ( ~ = ^ U ^U U ^|~/ (_ = (_^U^ ^ U^ U / (_- ~_(/ \^ U^ ^U^," (_ = _/ |^ u^u." 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' ( BELIEVE WHAT AN ) ( UNBELIEVABLE ) ' . ( TOOL I AM / . * .-'~~~~'-. / . .-~\\\\__/ \__/`~-. . .-~ (oo) (oo) ~-. (_____//~~\\//~~\\______) _.-~` `~-._ /O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O\ * \___________________________________/. JRO \x x x x x x x/ `. . * \x_x_x_x_x_x/. ' . ___ . `. `. .'| \'. `. . `. | \ / | ' . * '.___.' % I AM TOTALLY CHUGGING DOWN . . THIS HUGE FAT \\ / \ COCK !!!!! ! \ ! \ /\ /\/\ .! L ! '.' ! .( ( )/\. /' \ / / ......<*) /\. / \ /' /' /\ .-.-.-.-.'+++\. /\/' \/' /' /'"\ / / -'-'-'-'-.+++/' ./. /\........./ \......../ "'"' ! """"""" '\ !' \ ..../' / \ / /'' \ ! \ ! /.... ....\ /'/ / /'/ "---------------" \ ! /' /"" /./ /"' /./ RUSS % .---. .---. : : o : SEE THIS MOUTH _..-: o : :-.._ / I CAN FIT AT .-'' ' `---' `---' " ``-. LEAST TEN DICKS .' " ' " . " . ' " `. IN HERE : '.---.,,.,...,.,.,.,..---. ' ; `. " `. .' " .' `. '`. .' ' .' `. `-._ _.-' " .' .----. `. " '"--...--"' . ' .' .' o `. .'`-._' " . " _.-'`. : o : jgs .' ```--.....--''' ' `:_ o : .' " ' " " ; `.;";";";' ; ' " ' . ; .' ; ; ; ; ' ' ' " .' .-' ' " " ' " " _.-' % .-""""-. .-""""-. / \ / \ /_ _\ /_ _\ // \ / \\ // \ / \\ |\__\ /__/| |\__\ /__/| \ || / \ || / \ / \ / \ __ / \ __ / / '.__.' '.__.' \ WAS THAT THE | | | | SHUT UP WHERE SYSTEM NINJA | | | | IS MY LIGHTER % _..._ .' ::::. : :::::: LAST QUARTER OR ONLY HALF-GAY : :::::: `. :::::' `-.::'' _..._ .' .::::. : :::::::: WANING PISSDICKS : :::::::: `. '::::::' jgs `-.::'' _..._ .:::::::. ::::::::::: NEW MOON (THE GAYEST OF ALL) ::::::::::: `:::::::::' `':::'' % .---. .---. ME MISS KIM! : : o : / _..-: o : :-.._ / .-'' ' `---' `---' " ``-. .' " ' " . " . ' " `. : '.---.,,.,...,.,.,.,..---. ' ; `. " `. .' " .' `. '`. .' ' .' `. `-._ _.-' " .' .----. `. " '"--...--"' . ' .' .' o `. .'`-._' " . " _.-'`. : o : .' ```--.....--''' ' `:_ o : .' 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' . . . . . . . . . . . . -><- I SEE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME AND NOT BUYING MY "I'M THE VICTIM" STANCE TIME FOR MORE DRASTIC ACTION: THE "I'M REALLY AWFULLY FAT AND CAN'T MOVE AROUND WITHOUT OUTSIDE HELP" STANCE % $%%%$%$%$%$%$ $%$% $%$%$%$%$%$ %$%$ %%$%$%$%$% $/ ___ ___ \$ MOM LAST NIGHT AFTER BAYWATCH AND %$| / O \ / O \ |%$ AND SEAQUEST I THOUGHT FOR SURE $%| | | | | |$% I'D HAVE DREAMS ABOUT WATER AND %/ \% WET MYSELF BUT I DIDN'T - SEE HOW | (. .) | MY SHEETS ARE ALL DRY? THAT'S | | CAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE AN ACCIDENT. | | SEE - HOW THEY'RE DRY? FEEL HOW | )----------( | THEY'RE NOT EVEN DAMP. AND I MADE ----\ /---- MY BED TOO. ARE THOSE FIG NEWTONS / \___ ___/ \ THE REGULAR FIG NEWTONS OR THE \__________/ OTHER KIND? OH GRODY. % _.-''|''-._ I LIKE TO PUNCH HOOKERS .-' | `-. __\ WITH A ROLL OF QUARTERS .'\ | /`. _ (..)\ / .' \ | / `.\ \ ,_/ \ \ | / / \ )(_ `\ \ | / /' `|| \ `\ \ | / /' || / `\ \ | / /' |\ ` jgs _.-`\ \ | / /'-._ | \ {_____`\\|//'_____} ____| / `-' \_.-' \`. ~~~ % .-""-. 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". \ / .ss. | ( S''S | SSSS | .-'SS'--'\ HUH HUH / __/ |_.)====( | I LIKES " | | | THE SHEEPS | | | | | | jgs | | | '----' % __ __ __ \ / __ / \ | / \ \|/ _,.---v---._ I'M ONE BIG BLUBBERY /\__/\ / \ PILE OF DICKLOVING \_ _/ / \ \ \_| @ __| hjw \ \_ GHLAHGLAGAGLHALGUGH `97 \ ,__/ / ~~~`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~~ % DID YOU SEE THAT WEIRD PENIS THING IN THE ____,----._ MOVIE SE7EN???? THAT'S MY COUSIN SO ,--'| _|" o;. `.____ ____ ,,=====._ STEP THE FUCK BACK .=|.':| U| ;:;: .- \,,`-.===='}.,'\// "` (]=|;: |o | ,. 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' I'M JUST GAY ` ' ` ` ` ` ` , , '' ' ' ' ' `'.'. . . . . ` ` `. . . . . .';' % $$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ I'M A PROSTITUTE WITH A SHOPPING CART $$ 0 0 $$ OR MAYBE A ZAMBONI I HAVE NO IDEA $$ () $$ / $$$ \ / $$$ $$$ \__/ $$$ \______/ _____! !_____ ! ! ! ! ! ! / ! / ! / / / / /_ /______/_ / | @@@ @@@| /0000000000000000\ / / \ / / \ / / /\ / / //00\ / / / \__/ 00000000000000000 / / | | / / | | / / | | / / | |/ / BS /00\0000000000000000/00\ \__/oooooooooooooooo\__/ % ____|_______________________________________n ||||||########################################|| WITH THIS RING ||||||######################################## I THEE WED |TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT=N \##############################*********``` \#########| 888 | \########| \\ | |########\ \\_ | |######## \_______/ /#######/ |#######| /#######/ |#######| /#######/ **BLAM** THUMP |########| UUUUUUUU % _.-+. DEAR HENRY, _.-"" '. +:"" '. WE FEEL YOUR ILLUSTRATION IS NOT J \ '. 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QUEER AND THEY WON'T REST UNTIL THOSE . . ,-~" "~-. GAUCHE STORMTROOPER OUTFITS ARE ,^ ___ ^. + REPLACED WITH COSTUMES FROM CATS / .^ ^. \ / Y l o ! Y . l_ `.___.' _,[ |^~"-----------""~ ^| + . ! ! . \ / ^. .^ "-.._____.,-" . + . + . + . . . -Row % * * * /\__/\ * --- * HEY EVERYBODY !!! * / \ / \ * * | - - | | |* LOOK AT THE COMPLETELY SHITTY * __________| \ /| | | POSTER OF A WOLF THAT I BOUGHT / \ T / | \ / AT THE MALL PICTURE SHOP !! / | * --- | || | | / * IT IS TRULY A TESTAMENT TO MY | || /______\ / |* * LACK OF MATURITY AND TASTE THAT | | \ | / \ / | I HANG THIS FRANK FRAZETTA \/ | |\ \ | | \ \ POSTER OVER MY FIREPLACE | | \ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | \ \ ''' ''' ''' ''' Melissa % /\ \ \ \ \ / \ I'M GOING TO BE GAY WITH YOU UNDER THE RADAR <===>\ / < )> <===>/ \ / / / / / \/ % __ o /' ) /' ( , __/' ) .' `; o _.-~~~~' ``---..__ .' ; _.--' b) ``--...____.' .' ( _. )). `-._ < `\|\|\|\|)-.....___.- `-. __...--'-.'. jgs `---......____...---`.___.'----... .' `.; `-` ` OI VEY ARE MY SUPPLE ROUND BREASTS TURNING YOU ON IT'S BECAUSE I'M A FISH AND I DON'T HAVE TITS HUH WELL GEE WHIZ GOD ONLY GAVE ME GILLS TRY POKING YOUR DICK AROUND IN MY SLOTS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS % _-~~~~- ASS FUCK ME UNTIL I SHIT BLOOD - @ @| / ' \ |\ .. | |\ /| \ ' `. '\___/` .`. | \,,/_/ |\_ / `-____--// __/ \/ \ YOU HEARD HIM FOLKS \ \/ .\\ \/ _--/ (D) \ OH WHAT DO I KNOW \ .' \\ | -/ (_ \ I'M A HORSE `. \ /' | / \_ / ==\ / __------\ | .'_/ / \_ O o) / _| /`-__-'/ / \==/ / | \ / || \__/ \_/\ || / _ / | | | /--______ ___\ /\ : | / __- - _/ ------ | | \ \ | - - / | | \ ) | | - | | ) | | | | | | | | | | | | < | | | |_/ < | /__\ < \ /__\ /___\ % __ __ ( _) ( _) / / \\ / /\_\_ THESE PANTIES / / \\ / / | \ \ ARE REALLY / / \\ / / |\ \ \ RIDING UP ON ME / / , \ , / / /| \ \ / / |\_ /| / / / \ \_\ / / |\/ _ '_| \ / / / \ \\ | / |/ 0 \0\ / | | \ \\ | |\| \_\_ / / | \ \\ | | |/ \.\ o\o) / \ | \\ \ | /\\`v-v / | | \\ | \/ /_| \\_| / | | \ \\ | | /__/_ / _____ | | \ \\ \| [__] \_/ |_________ \ | \ () / [___] ( \ \ |\ | | // | [___] |\| \| / |/ /| [____] \ |/\ / / || snd ( \ [____ / ) _\ \ \ \| | || \ \ [_____| / / __/ \ / / // | \ [_____/ / / \ | \/ // | / '----| /=\____ _/ | / // __ / / | / ___/ _/\ \ | || (/-(/-\) / \ (/\/\)/ | / | / (/\/\) / / // _________/ / / \____________/ ( % /\/\/\/\ / / (. (. ) DUH I SUCK COCK ( ] \ /____ / \ | /-----\ / / / \ / \/ \/ \ / / / \ \ ((() /__________\ (/\))) / \ | /\ \ ----| |---- |__ | \__ \ {____| {___} =======================/ (o) (o) % _ _(_)_ A WILTED (_)~(_) PRICK (_)\ l WHAT A l WASTE \l/ \l/ ^^^^^^^^^^ % ,-.,-. ,| /-./_ ( (___ | 'o \) LIKE ALL CRACKAS I GOTS ; / NO ASS | ,_/ (( \) )`---.__ /( / , . `' \ / | | `. ) | | __,'| `-->___<--' | | | | ; ; | ( / \ `. ) ,j hjw ;' `-' )-' | | / / | /| (_ ; (_( ) ( )`--' `---' % ____ {} _ \ GUESS WHAT'S IN |__ \ MY BAG ?????? /_____\ \o o)\)_______ (< ) /#######\ NOPE __{'~` }#########| / { _}_/########| / { / _|#/ )####| FATTER / \_~/ /_ \ |####| \______\/ \ | |####| \__________\|/#####| snd |__[X]_____/ \###/ /___________\ | |/ | |___/ |___/ _| /_| / (___,_(___,_) % _.-+. DEAR MISTER SHITHEAD EDITOR, _.-"" '. +:"" '. IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY CUBE THEN YOU CAN J \ '. ROT IN HELL !!! L \ _.-+ | '. _.-" | THE MINUTE I GET THIS TRACKING DEVICE OFF J \ _.-" L MY ANKLE I'M GOING DOWN THERE TO YOUR L +" J OFFICES !!! + | | \ | .+ YOUR ASS IS GRASS MOTHERFUCKERS !!!!!!!!!!! \ | .-' \ | .-' \| .-' SCREW ALL OF YOU, + HENRY % /''''. /'''. : :'':/ % /''.'. MMMM; ; ' / / / : : WWWW:-:##MMMM--'''-- // ,-' ; /' : 'WMMM ::.' .-'' ; .MM /.-- ....WMM' .-' WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT ...---WW'' / / 'm' ': WILLIS ??????????????? ...--'' ..-' : MM : ': /''MMMMM. .'' . MM % : I'M AN ANGRY FAGGOT -.-''#-. 'MMMMMMM.-. /' TRAPPED IN A MIDGET'S ----#-- 'WMMW'' '. .' BODY ....,-- # -... .' : .-' '. '-.:*-'''-- .'''--'%' &. '. .-' '-. #-.#-. &. .-''-.-' #-. #-. -- ''' / #.=-. - - | | | | | | _| |_ % WHOLESOME DOWN HOME COOKIN' ( " ) ( _ * * ( / ___ " " _/ / ( * ) ___/ | ) " _ o)'-./__ * _ ) (_, . $$$ ( ) __ __ 7_ $$$$ ( : { _) '--- $\ ______'___//__\ ____, \ ) ( \_/ _____\_ .' \ \------''. |=' '=| | ) | | | . _/ \ (. ) , / /__I_____\ snd '._/_)_(\__.' (__,(__,_] @---()_.'---@ MADE WITHOUT DICKS (JUST RAT'S ASSHOLE) % / __ // -\= \=\ // --=_\=---//=-- -_==/ \/ //\/-- IT'S NOT OUR FAULT ==/ /O O\==-- THAT UNICORNS LOOK _ _ _ _ /_/ \ ] /-- GAY /\ ( (- \ / ] ] ]==- (\ _\_\_\-\__/ \ (,_,)-- I MEAN LOOK AT THAT (\_/ \ \- LITTLE KNOB GOBBLER \/ / ( ( \ ] /) / ( \ \_ \./ ) ( \ \ ) \ ( /\_ _ _ _ /---/ /\_ \ \ / \ / ____/ / \ \ ( / ) / / /__ ) ( ) ( ) / __/ '---` / / \ / \ \ _/ / ] ] )_\_ /__\/ /_\ ]___\ (___) % _\/_ /\ . . MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS !!! . V. .V . I'M A LOUSY PROVIDER SO THIS IS '. ..o THE BEST I COULD DO o . ' . . V . YES I'LL PAY FOR THE THERAPY . V . o V. .'o GLHGALHAGLHGAHLAGLHGAHLGA ' '''''.. GAHGALHAGHLGAHLAGLHGALH ' V . ' V ' o'V .' '''_'''' o __|_|__ \ / \___/ mga % \ \-|^\~~~ \______________ / 0/~~~ /\-\/ DUH WHAT AM I % MY MOM WAS A FAT PIG AND MY DAD WAS AN ALLIGATOR OR SOMETHING BUT I'M 100% COCKSUCKER, FOLKS / / /\~"~/\~""~~____ ("`-'/""). "'"`~-._ . __~6 _ 6 } { }.-.__.) (oo) |\ } { }"--,-' "--.~~~ __/ { } \ } '"ii"/ \_ \ | __~ "; >" / / ""\ |" / / ^^" ^^ ^^" % ANYWAY THAT'S HOW CLEARLY NO ONE CAN YOU DIE I BECAME THE KING OF HERE UNDERSTANDS FROM TOO MUCH FRANCE AND ITALY MY PAIN COCKSUCKING ??? / AND SAVED \ ___ OH HERE | / MOST OF EUROPE )_( WE GO AGAIN | someone _ FROM FAMINE AND | | / | farted [_ ] HOLY GOD I'M .-'-'-. _ | \ .-'. '-. SUCH A /-::_..-\ _[_]_ \ /:;/ _.-'\ LOSER )_ _( /_ _\ [-] |:._ .-| |;:: | )_``'_( .-'-'-. (-) |:._ | |;:: | |;: | :-...-: .-'-'-. |:._ | |;:: | |;: | |;: | |-...-| |:._ | |;::-.._| |;:.._| |;:.._| |;:.._| |:._ | `-.._..-' `-...-' `-...-' `-...-' `-.____.-' cjr % _ _-._ HI MY NAME C.J. /`'~-. _,-' \ / . \_ / _.--. \ ME LIMEY AND EAT EGG ROLL / : `'Y ' `~-n. / |._ _, `. c.j. __| \ ME RIKEY SUCKY FUCKY ( _.>_O)_/ \ __.-'~ | ME OPEN UP FOR YOU .' /)~~ \ ' ____/~-./ ( /. \ ) / / GIVE ME IT ALL I AM FAGGY `-' `.L_ / "_ | LIMEY C.J. `'\ /_ / | | 8--- \._) _ / `' | | PLEASE SIR MORE SIR `~''~' _| | ^ (_ | GHGAHLAGLHAGLHGALHAGHLAG DICK `-._ / FUCKING FAGGOT `-' % .--._.--. ( O O ) WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT / . . \ .`._______.'. HOMOSEXUALITY IS A LIFESTYLE /( )\ AND A PERSONAL CHOICE _/ \ \ / / \_ SO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR .~ ` \ \ / / ' ~. ANY OF YOUR BEEZWAX !!!!! { -. \ V / .- } _ _`. \ | | | / .'_ _ GAHLAGHGAHALG >_ _} | | | {_ _< COCKSUCKING /. - ~ ,_-' .^. `-_, ~ - .\ '-'|/ \|`-` % __________ __________ / \ / \ / \ / \ YOU CAN'T SEE FROM YOUR | @@ | | /\ | VANTAGE POINT BUT /\ @@ / \ /\ HELLO KITTY IS GIVING / \ _________/ \__________/ \ ME ONE RIGHTEOUS BLOWJOB / \ ( O O ) \ \_ _/ / \_ --------------------- _/ ----___________________---- __--> / / = = |\ /| = = =\ > / / = = |/ \| = = = \ __-- > / /= = = = = = = = \ % .__ _ @ V; .Z~M || :|:@ d YOU SUCK COCK d' d\@ jf .*\ :P #P |P M `| W .@ Z | .b :! d' W' | V W # .W**=m_ | !|| @ W'_ ~V; || M| _ Nm4| YmjL|PN_ # W#~ YN_W'YL#W#b |; + |f `#'#8L W ._#L_ .#,`'|| |, .WMP' ~Mm#`Nm;d| `| W Mmd#; .df | M `M#@-W' W !b WtZ' M V; |P || b .@ D Y| .W' j| 'j@' jP' L_mq=-_@' .Z! jf mf .W' .@' .@' .@ :@ Littman % __ WE WANT TO SUCK YOUR COCK (IN UNISON) __ / \ / / / \ \ \ / / / \ \ \ / / / \ \ \ __ __ __ __ __ __ >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) >(' ) )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , )/ , /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ /(____/\ / ) / ) / ) / ) / ) / ) \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ \ ` =~~/ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) ~~' (__) % * * * * ) (\___/) ( * /( \ (. .) )\ * # ) c\ >' ( # ' )-_/ ' \\|, ____| |__ ,|// \ ) ( ` ~ ) ( / #\ / /| . 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A PATHETIC DRAWING OF A PATHETIC CARTOON CHARACTER % #XXXX\\ #/---` ###XXX// - \\\-##= - \\\ ##XX///-` ` -- \\##- \ \\ ###XX//- = \ #/ - - \\ ###XX//- # #= = = || ###XX |##- / #X- ==|| ##XX /(((#\ /(()))))))))))|/ ##X| | #-/ | | ||=====\\) ##X| | #-/ | | ||------ \) #|| | #- | | || | | \|| | | | | || | | || | | | | || | | || | | | | ||_______/) || | | | | ||=====//) || | | | | || || | | | | || \| | | | | |/ ===| | | |==== =============== POUND DOWN THIS FROSTY MUG OF PISS COME ON DON'T SQUIRM % ____ / __ \ ( (__) ) _\____/___ / | | /\ /_________/ \_ / \ \ / \ \_ / \ \ / _ _ \ \_ / / | // \ \ / //|| // \ \_ / || || __ \ \ / || ||/__\ \ \_ / || ||/ \\ \ \ / _||_ \\__// \ \_ / ---- ---- __ \ \ / _____ _ _ _ // \ / / |__ __| / \ | \ | | \\ \ / / | | | O || \| | \\ \ / / |_| \_/ |_|\__| _// \ / /________________________________________\/ oo <---------------- YOUR BALLS % . . . . . . . . . _ _ ___ __ __ _____ _ _____ ____ ____ | | | |/ _ \| \/ | ____| | | ____/ ___/ ___| | |_| | | | | |\/| | _| | | | _| \___ \___ \ . | _ | |_| | | | | |___| |___| |___ ___) |__) | . |_| |_|\___/|_| |_|_____|_____|_____|____/____/ . . . . . . . . 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OR MAYBE MY JIZZ IN A GLASS % / : / : / : / : / : / : / : / : (~~~ ) (~~~ ) (~~~ ) (~~~ ) ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ Dody STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP ATTEMPTING TO SQUISH YOUR BALLS % __..--''``---....___ _..._ __ /// //_.-' .-/"; ` ``<._ ``.''_ `. / // / ///_.-' _..--.'_ \ `( ) ) // // / (_..-' // (< _ ;_..__ ; `' / /// fL / // // // `-._,_)' // / ``--...____..-' /// / // I'M TOO LAZY TO GROPE YOUR BALLS SO IF YOU COULD JUST BRING THEM A LITTLE CLOSER I'D APPRECIATE IT % YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY GAY WHERE IS MY FUCKING NOSE / / \ / /\. / /\. _-_ /:_\/. ejm98 /:_\/ /'. .'\ ___ /__:_\/ . /(|`/ !)\ /:__/__:___\/./ | \ = / |/ / /\:___:__\/ ` --- ./ / / /\ /--- -----\/ / / / /--- ----- `/ / / _/--- __ _/ ' `/ / ~) / /XXX/ ! `/ .(_/^\|_|_|XXX|_|_|_'|_/ ./|~|\ ~) ~) /'/'/'|'.(_/^\ ~) ~) ~) .'(_/^\ ./|~|\ ~) .'(_/^\'..'(_/^\'..'(_/^\' /|~|\ / /'/'/'|''(_/^\' /|~|\ /|~|\ /|~|\ / / / | /|~|\ / / / | / / / | / / / | FINDUM / / / / | / / / / SUCKUM / FLEE WIPEUM LICKUM FUCKUM JERKUM % ___|___ | | | __H | | /\- \ | ~---, |/::\=-\| \_,^%--- ||::|[]|| /> \ _|_______|_ ___/ > I AM DISTURBINGLY SURREAL AND INHUMAN /|\ (# o) > / | \ '-~ /|^^ I ASK YOU: WHICH IS THE PAINTING AND / | \ ejm | \ WHICH IS THE PAINTER OH FUCK IT GALGAGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGA % BEAVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????? \ \ \ ___ \ \ ('+'`)_------_ ###### >< W -########## } { ejm 96 /|/----\|\ ####### } { " " " " % * * ,,, I'M QUACKERONOMOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ____()() } FUCK ME IN MY TIGHT LITTLE ASS ======= ( \\ \ \\____===. ______) ( )\(____ / ___/ \ [%]__ \ //|| // \ ||\\ || ||__^^^ ^^^___|| || ejm97 ||/____\_/----\_/_____\|| | ____________________ || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || % WHAT KIND OF CRACKED OUT SHIT IS THIS \\ \\ \\ \\ \\_\\ \ ( @.@) % \== < == % / \_ == % | _ ==== % % (")\ \ ====%= ejm / ====== % .="""=._ I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR DICK MR. GOPHER / ., .) YOU JUST WAIT I'M GOING TO SUCK IT /__(,_.-'/ ` // // // (( FUCK I BROKE MY NECK | \ \\ ~~~~~ |~~\ !)~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~jgs/ejm % . . . . . :|||:|==========x= |_\' ' ' \ \ ___' ' \ \ /-- / \ `-|O|/-. I SUCK DOWN THEM DICKS `/ `-| LIKE A CHEAP VIETNAMESE | | | | WHORE \ - /|-| | - |')) A WHORE'S A WHORE THE /_____\ WORLD AROUND I SAYS .' ::: '. : ::: '. ' : : '. .' '. .' ' '.' jg ' % ____________________ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ I: ,#######, |I I: ,############ |I I:,#### #### ## |I I:#### ` # |I I:## "" "" |I I:#' (_Q/ \Q_) |I I:\_ \ . |I I: ( , __) / |I I: \ .##### / `) |I I: |\ \___'___. (' |I I: | '.__;.__/ \\("")|I I: | | `--' |I *____________________* JESUS CHRIST THIS GUY'S PASSPORT PHOTO SHOWS HIM SUCKING DICK !!!!!! P.S. IN MY COUNTRY WE DON'T SPELL OUR FUCKING NAMES WITH DEGREE SYMBOLS (QUEERNUTS) % ((( ,, ( *)========/\==== )( / \ __________/ ) / \ \___EJM96 / / \,^ \____ _/ / =%^^^^^\ / \__/ /----------\ /____|__//_ ( IT'S A ) | ( STEAMING ) | ( TURD !! ) | (________) _|__ \\ CONGRATULATIONS FUCKFACE % ____________________ |\ sh o /| | \ o o / | | o\ -' o| \ \ o ..-''o | \ o \,---'' .- \ | o .- \ | o .-' \|....-''' I HAVE A DICK ADDICTION (DICKTION) FUCK ME IN MY TIGHT LITTLE ASS % I WANT HEAD RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND \ .-. /_ _\ |o^o| \ _ / .-'-'-. BLEEP BOOP BLOOP /`) . 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STOP SMOKING CRACK AND GET A REAL GOD % _.-..-._ .-' `-. .' .- .'-. `. .' `. `. HELP HELP THERE'S A BUG ON MY TITS / .' .'`..'`. \ \ ; / / ` \ \ \ OH GOD JESUS AND BABY JESUS ' \ `. ; HYPERVENTILATING GHLGAHLGAHLAG : : : ` ; ; ; ; ; `. / / OKAY OKAY CALM DOWN CALM DOWN s*s+. .+s*s :+.' BETTER DO MEDITATION EXERCISES : : ' . \ , ` :/: ; ; `""' `""' ) ; CALM BLUE OCEAN `-._ : ,_. CALM BLUE OCEAN `"; :() CALM BLUE OCEAN : *-* ; \ ._. / HOLY JESUS IT'S NOT WORKING `. 'T$P` .' BBUBUBUBUBULBUBUB ;`. .': : `---' ; OH CHRIST I'VE PISSED MYSELF _.-' \ ; `-._ AGAIN _.-*'\ `. .' /`*-._ .-' `-. ` .-' `-. / `*-...-*' \ , ; : . : : ; ; ; ; : : : ; : [bug] ; : ` ' ; ; \ _. - ._ / : | :;*----*' `*----*:; | | :: ;; | | | | | | | ; : | | | ; : ; : | ; ; : : : ; : ; | : : ; ; | : ; ; : : ; ; : ; : : ; : ; ; : : ; ; :, `*--..__ __..--*' .; : | ; """ : | ; ; : : : ; : ; ; ; : : % .----------------------------. 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