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#3528: WICCAN (Thu, 2009 Feb 19)
#3527: MARS NEEDS WOMEN (Wed, 2009 Feb 18)
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#3525: ZERO DAYS (Mon, 2009 Feb 16)
#3524: RINGS (Sun, 2009 Feb 15)
#3523: NO TAXATION WITHOUT (Sat, 2009 Feb 14)
#3522: SINISTER (Fri, 2009 Feb 13)
#3521: WILL.I.AM (Thu, 2009 Feb 12)
#3520: EPONYMOUS DISEASE (Wed, 2009 Feb 11)
#3519: A REAL VOICE (Tue, 2009 Feb 10)
#3518: THIS LOUSY MALARIA INFECTION (Mon, 2009 Feb 9)
#3517: BONER PART III (Sun, 2009 Feb 8)
#3516: BONER PART II (Sat, 2009 Feb 7)
#3515: BONER PART I (Fri, 2009 Feb 6)
#3514: BAILOUT (Thu, 2009 Feb 5)
#3513: PRICK JOKES (Wed, 2009 Feb 4)
#3512: STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS (Tue, 2009 Feb 3)
#3511: UNPRECEDENTED (Mon, 2009 Feb 2)
#3510: AMERICAN IDOL (Sun, 2009 Feb 1)
#3509: WEEKLY PODCAST (Sat, 2009 Jan 31)
#3508: THE ORIGINAL DRUG (Fri, 2009 Jan 30)
#3507: COMMANDO (Thu, 2009 Jan 29)
#3506: AFTER THE JUMP (Wed, 2009 Jan 28)
#3505: IF THEY STILL EXISTED (Tue, 2009 Jan 27)
#3504: MILK (Mon, 2009 Jan 26)
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#3500: FIFTH FUNDAMENTAL INTERATION (Thu, 2009 Jan 22)
#3499: MICKEY ROURKE (Wed, 2009 Jan 21)
#3498: THERAPIST (Tue, 2009 Jan 20)
#3497: ORGANIC FOOD (Mon, 2009 Jan 19)
#3496: IRREVERENT (Sun, 2009 Jan 18)
#3495: ITCHY RASH (Sat, 2009 Jan 17)
#3494: PINKY RING (Fri, 2009 Jan 16)
#3493: PRODUCTIVITY (Thu, 2009 Jan 15)
#3492: VINT CERF (Wed, 2009 Jan 14)
#3491: CHATTERING CLASSES (Tue, 2009 Jan 13)
#3490: 24 SEASON 7 (Mon, 2009 Jan 12)
#3489: FREE QASSAM ROCKETS (Sun, 2009 Jan 11)
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#3508: THE ORIGINAL DRUG

Fri, 2009 Jan 30

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     |||\  _ `-'_` o|/||                                                 
     ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\||    FUCK MARIJUANA, THAT SHIT'S FOR LOSERS       
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      \\|  ,-'   `.||//                                                  
       \(-'_        `.      ALCOHOL IS THE ORIGINAL DRUG                 
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     \ /`""-.`\ |    ;  |   (STARTING FIGHTS, PROFESSING LOVE TO PEOPLE  
      `.-|\_/ | ;    '  |    I HARDLY KNOW, CRYING IN THE CORNER ALONE,  
        \-._ /  |    | /     THROWING UP, PASSING OUT, WAKING UP UNDER   
        |`--'| :     ;_\_    A CAR IN A USED CAR LOT WITH NO PANTS       
       /|    |/     /\|, )   OR KEYS OR ID OR MONEY AND DAMN PROUD OF IT)
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