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#4433: MEXICO (Sat, 2011 Aug 13)
#4432: MUMMY (Fri, 2011 Aug 12)
#4431: TRUE CONFESESIONS OF A MATHEMAGICIAN (Thu, 2011 Aug 11)
#4430: WEREWOLF (Wed, 2011 Aug 10)
#4429: TWO BITS (Tue, 2011 Aug 9)
#4428: JESSE VENTURA (Mon, 2011 Aug 8)
#4427: RED FACTION: ARMAGEDDON (Sun, 2011 Aug 7)
#4426: DREAMS ARE COOL (Sat, 2011 Aug 6)
#4425: KIRK DOUGLAS (Fri, 2011 Aug 5)
#4424: CLEAR (Thu, 2011 Aug 4)
#4423: TIME IN A BOTTLE (Wed, 2011 Aug 3)
#4422: DUCK CROSSING QUESTION (Tue, 2011 Aug 2)
#4421: MY FREE HAMS (Mon, 2011 Aug 1)
#4420: NOT A 1-UP (Sun, 2011 Jul 31)
#4419: PLUTO'S FOURTH MOON (Sat, 2011 Jul 30)
#4418: MORAL OBLIGATION (Fri, 2011 Jul 29)
#4417: INSPIRE (Thu, 2011 Jul 28)
#4416: VERIZON GUY (Wed, 2011 Jul 27)
#4415: SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS II (Tue, 2011 Jul 26)
#4414: FSCK (Mon, 2011 Jul 25)
#4413: XML VS. JSON (Sun, 2011 Jul 24)
#4412: SUPERNOVA CANDIDATE (Sat, 2011 Jul 23)
#4411: CARMAGEDDON (Fri, 2011 Jul 22)
#4410: PADDLE (Thu, 2011 Jul 21)
#4409: RED BULL: THE REDUX (Wed, 2011 Jul 20)
#4408: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A PLANE (Tue, 2011 Jul 19)
#4407: KILROY AGAIN (Mon, 2011 Jul 18)
#4406: LEAVE (Sun, 2011 Jul 17)
#4405: WELL (Sat, 2011 Jul 16)
#4404: BROWSER CACHE CLEARING (Fri, 2011 Jul 15)
#4403: STARRING JULIA ROBERTS (Thu, 2011 Jul 14)
#4402: NEWSPAPER (Wed, 2011 Jul 13)
#4401: HOARDING LIQUIDS (Tue, 2011 Jul 12)
#4400: THE MENOPAUSE YEARS (Mon, 2011 Jul 11)
#4399: SAAVIK (Sun, 2011 Jul 10)
#4398: SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS (Sat, 2011 Jul 9)
#4397: QUITTERS (Fri, 2011 Jul 8)
#4396: ALICE COOPER (Thu, 2011 Jul 7)
#4395: THIS PAGE (Wed, 2011 Jul 6)
#4394: URINAL ETIQUETTE (Tue, 2011 Jul 5)
#4393: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, USA (Mon, 2011 Jul 4)
#4392: HANDKERCHIEF (Sun, 2011 Jul 3)
#4391: THROUGH THE WORMHOLE (Sat, 2011 Jul 2)
#4390: BALL MOUNTAIN (Fri, 2011 Jul 1)
#4389: PREPARED GRAVESTONES (Thu, 2011 Jun 30)
#4388: ULTIMATE REVENGE (Wed, 2011 Jun 29)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#4410: PADDLE

Thu, 2011 Jul 21

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