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#3516: BONER PART II (Sat, 2009 Feb 7)
#3515: BONER PART I (Fri, 2009 Feb 6)
#3514: BAILOUT (Thu, 2009 Feb 5)
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#3511: UNPRECEDENTED (Mon, 2009 Feb 2)
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#3500: FIFTH FUNDAMENTAL INTERATION (Thu, 2009 Jan 22)
#3499: MICKEY ROURKE (Wed, 2009 Jan 21)
#3498: THERAPIST (Tue, 2009 Jan 20)
#3497: ORGANIC FOOD (Mon, 2009 Jan 19)
#3496: IRREVERENT (Sun, 2009 Jan 18)
#3495: ITCHY RASH (Sat, 2009 Jan 17)
#3494: PINKY RING (Fri, 2009 Jan 16)
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#3491: CHATTERING CLASSES (Tue, 2009 Jan 13)
#3490: 24 SEASON 7 (Mon, 2009 Jan 12)
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#3481: DOWN MY GULLET (Sat, 2009 Jan 3)
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#3479: HAPPY NEW YEAR (Thu, 2009 Jan 1)
#3478: PFU (Wed, 2008 Dec 31)
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#3476: PAYING THE JIZYA (Mon, 2008 Dec 29)
#3475: MOUTHAL (Sun, 2008 Dec 28)
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#3473: SOMBRERO (Fri, 2008 Dec 26)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3495: ITCHY RASH

Sat, 2009 Jan 17

israel, topical

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      ,=" \   I HAVE A KIND OF ITCHY RASH ON MY LEFT LEG      
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       \    \   AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT ISRAEL IS RESPONSIBLE
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           `-.  \                                             
              )  \    OH THE HUMANITY ISRAEL HOW COULD YOU    
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